best friends steve and eddie who think it would be funny to have a fake engagement photo shoot and send out wedding invitations and a gift registry to famous people.
best friends steve and eddie who get a keurig from oprah, a knife set from samuel l. jackson, a set of wine glasses from tony hawk, and a plethora of other household items they’d been eyeing for their shared apartment with robin and nancy and laugh so hard they can’t breathe.
best friends steve and eddie who keep up the charade and swindle free cake samples out of all of the local bakeries and eat cake until they’re sick.
best friends steve and eddie who know they’d be the talk of the town attending their high school reunion back home hand in hand and don’t see the issue with keeping it up a little longer.
girlfriends robin and nancy wondering how long steve has to keep wearing his ring around the house and eddie has to keep referring to him as his fiancé to their friends before they figure out that maybe it’s not pretend anymore. maybe it never was.
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(bio father Tony + mother Pepper)
Baby Pete struggling to say words
Peter: Ma...
Pepper: he's going to say mama!
Tony: oh no he's not. Petey pie, say da-da.
Peter: Da...
Pepper and Tony just beaming in excitement
Peter: ...Beryllium!
Pepper: ...
Tony: ...
Pepper: was our kids first words an element on the periodic table, Anthony.
Tony: ...my bad.
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Irondad Prompt #187
Bio-dad AU. Tony decides to shave is goatee.
Baby!Peter has no idea who the heck this man is!
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Biodad fic idea
Tony made sure his son learned to play the piano since a very young age and when Peter is old enough to attend galas he plays Taylor Swift's songs as the act of the heir of Stark Industries.
And Tony would record him and post it on his instagram stories.
EDIT, bc I'm dumb
And Taylor Swift would like and share said Instagram stories.
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kid Peter coming running: can I say a bad word?
Tony: *busy on the phone*
Peter: CAN I SAY A BAD WORD?
Tony: yes...
Peter to Harley: YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH!
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found this fabric while out shopping with my nana. if you think this ISNT bio dad tony i don’t know what to tell you
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does anyone have any fic recs where peter parker is tony starks bio son but the world doesn’t know about him until iron man 1 when tony goes to a press conference to announce the weapons but peter is with him and everyone find out about him
(very specific i know but i’ve been looking for one like this forever)
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(re-ish)watching ncis in 2023 is like came for the murder and crime solving, stayed for the absolutely unhinged tiva plotline
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My favorite thing about Tumblr polls is that I can use them to quell my internal debating by putting the majority of my decision-making process on literally anyone else.
I've started a Bio Dad AU that involves a good bit of backstory and a lot of twisty turns that have required me to do a lot of plotting. It's getting really convoluted at this point, and I'm thinking I would really like to make it a No Powers AU as well. But I also feel bad about leaving out the powers (Even though I ADORE reading No Power AUs!)
Anyway...
their* >> tumblr won't let me edit the poll
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koya hold da choppie....
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*hacks into stephen's account and changes his bio*
NYC🏙️mentally ancient🥰prettiest lil butterfly🦋tony stark fan❤️💛
*texts stephen* Now you match the rest of the website. You're welcome.
YOU DIDN'T!!! HOW DARE YOU-
MENTALLY ANCIENT????? THAT'S RUDE!!
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Im in need of this biodad fic where Peter feels replaced by Morgan. I dont care about Peter being the self-sacrificing idiot who likes kids and loved Morgan since the first time he saw her. I want him feeling betrayed, forgotten, unuseful, REPLACED. I want him feeling like he doesnt belong anymore to his family bc Morgan is there and it was so easy to forget him and build a new life while he was dead. I want him to be a dramatic and scared 16-year-old teenage boy who just woke up to lose all the life he knew. Let him be selfish for once for fucks sake.
+ points if Peter doesnt want anything to do with Morgan but Morgan was raised idolizing Peter and is so excited bc my brother is finally home! Now we can play together and he can make me fly like daddy showed me in the videos. Peter wants his old life back and Morgan cant wait to start living with Peter, so we have a teenager running away from a toddler but in the end, it gets better.
Im this close 🤏 to write it myself but too drunk to do it rn
or if anyone knows something like this or is writing it I will give you a donut if you share it with me 🍩
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Spiderverse/MCU Masterlist
(every single one is explicit so I'm only adding additional archive warnings)
🕸Spiderverse🕸
Separation Anxiety (SpideyVenomBrock)
He can't do it on command (Petercest-1/2/3)
Deja Vu (Parksborn, Peter 2/Peter 3) Angst
The New Kid (Parksborn) Graphic depictions of violence
Mirror Images Part 1 (Petercest-1/2/3)
Mirror Images Part 2 (Peter 2/Peter 3)
Mirror Images Part 3 (SpideyDevil & Petercest- 1/2/3/DareDevil)
Cat got your tongue? (SpiderCat, Felicia/Peter/MJ established)
For your entertainment (Starker, Parksborn)
I'm a bad guy (Starker- Tony/Peter)
Onyx Vinyl (Starker, Parksborn)
Tony Stark: Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist, Daddy (Starker) Underage
Peter Parker: Student, Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man, Daddy's boy (Starker) Underage
Pandora's Box (Starker)
If you could say it in words, there would be no reason to paint (Parksborn)
🦹🏾♂Marvel Cinematic Universe🦹♀️
Love born from temperance and trust (Gammafrost, Bruce x Loki) Rape/non con, GDofViolence
Help me (Stony, Science Bros) DubCon
It was an accident! (Stony)
Lend a hand, would ya? (Stony)
Merry Christmas my sun (Thorki)
There's no place I could be, but here in your arms (Thor/Bruce)
Restrain me (Stony)
Waltz of the stars (Science bros-TonyxBruce)
The heat of the moment (Tony/Bruce) Rape/non con, GDofViolence, underage
Home alone; a slice of american pi in bed (Steve/Bruce)
Yoga kiss; Green tea american pi (Steve/Bruce)
Skinny vanilla dip pi, with a cherry on top (Steve/Bruce) Rape/non con
The breaking in of Bruce Banner (Steve/Bruce) Rape/non con
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