#too petty

[whileyoureinschoolidothisallday]

for the ask game - I need to know what categories dabihawks and shigadabi fall under for u 👀

- @yinyuedijun

HI MAO I would be delighted!!!!! Thanks for the ask! =D

Shigadabi - Makes sense, compels me. Simple and clean. Actually tied with dabitwice as my favorite canon dabi ship

Dabihawks - THIS ONE IS LESS CLEAR. On one hand, there are SO many thematic parallels between these characters and I like the idea of pairing Hawks with loud emotional borderline manic characters to contrast his near terrifying control, so on one hand I wanna say Makes Sense, Doesn't Compel Me. But on the other hand, HORI NEVER FUCKING DID ANYTHING WITH THOSE PARALLELS!!!!!!!!! IT LITERALLY HOLDS ZERO WEIGHT IN REGARDS TO THE CANON CHARACTERS AND THEIR INTERACTIONS!!!!!!!! IT BUILDS UP TO NOTHING!!!! So in that case, I have to say Doesn't Make Sense, Doesn't Compel Me.

Unfortunately it will always be Doesn't Compel Me cause I do not like Hawks as a character specifically in regards to the canon. Idk how Hori did it, but he literally created a character that is literally Cop Incarnate, down to his patchy-ass goatee, and it REPELS me. It's like I've literally already been a room with this man irl and I could feel the slime from proximity.

(It doesn't help that Hawks has a lot of potentially interesting parts to his character, but Hori never takes them further than that. He's literally ONLY Cop Incarnate. Which is why I think I CAN be persuaded to read him in fic form, because sometimes those traits are explored and given the appropriate amount of screen time!!! So then he's still Cop but at least gets to be interesting about it!!!!!)

(also the dabihawks/dabixhawksxreader fics I have read have been.....................................................................................we'll say juvenile, to be nice)

(on that note, I will say that the porn that comes from those two is hot as hell!!!!!!!!! They be puttin them boys in situations!!!!!!! 👀👀)

Stick a ship in my ask box and I'll tell you which of these options it is for me!

#ask box! #also when it comes down to canon I just strongly feel that Dabi is 1. #too petty #and 2. WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY too hard core about grudges to have anything to do with that man after killing twice #it doesn't even matter if it's in a fic where it's reconciled and they're working towards forgiveness or something with depth like that #I don't think there're many people in his adult life that dabi cared about more than twice platonic romantic whatever #and it would take A LOT of suspension of belief for me to believe that he could heal enough to forgive someone for that kind of betrayal #(especially because I think dabi blames himself a lot for twice's death too and forgiving himself is even harder) #PRIOR to killing twice???? that's in one of the 'makes sense' categories I could be persuaded to #(also side note I will never forgive hori for making shiggy and dabi's names mean bow and arrow and then NEVER DOING ANYTHING WITH IT!!!!!! #(THE AMOUNT OF FORESHADOWING THAT MAN PUT IN THE CANON AND THEN DROPPED WITHOUT A WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) #(IT'S LIKE FUCKING NAILS ON A CHALKBOARD TO MY WRITER BRAINJBSXFGJIOOI) #I'M SORRY I DUG INTO HAWKS SO MUCH I have a lot of thoughts about why I don't like dabihawks and I don't air them much cause I have manners #I WILL NEVER JUDGE YOU FOR LIKING HIM I GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[paradisechid800]

Bruce: How come we're not that close?

Diana: I make mistakes and you hold grudges.

Bruce: I do... I really, really do.

#dc comics #batman #wonder woman #bruce wayne #princess diana of themyscira #too petty #anti wonderbat #wonderbat #grudges #batman's very petty #diana prince #diana of themyskira

[heeracha]

good morning to me ig 🥹🫶🏻

#hes so active #hes so flirty #hes so pretty #tOO PETTY #seungie

[oifaaa]

Annabeth is so much stronger then me I'm just saying if my mum got pissed and punished me for something my field trip partner did after i was nothing but the perfect child for the last 5 years meanwhile the guy who actually did the thing got nothing but praise from his dad yeah no Luke wouldn't even have time to ask me if I wanted to fight against the gods I'd already be starting my own revolution

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv show #percy jackson spoilers #pjo spoilers #pjo tv show spoilers #its the double standard #percy has been here for 7 days #and has literally been nothing but a git towards the gods for those 7 days #and yet his dad is sending river spirits to tell him he loves him #annabeth chase #i love you so much #you are so strong #couldn't be me #im too petty #oifaaaposts

[chloesimaginationthings]

Five nights at Springtrap’s is just William Aftons arguing..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #springtrap #william afton #steve raglan #fnaf movie #fnaf 3 #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #I’m a firm believer William Afton would hate other William Aftons #HIS EGO is far too large #they would be constantly one upping each other #or trying to ruin each other’s day #Movie William acting like being spring locked is not a huge deal #is him being petty BAHAH #AND game William was not having that so tried to put him in his place #I LOVE William Afton being William afton’s biggest hater #I gotta draw William Afton more MAYBE sometime

[somewhereincairparavel]

To the people saying "Jason wouldn't have jumped into tartarus for Piper, like Percy did for Annabeth" as a way to demean him. Jason, plunged into the sky from the grand canyon to catch Piper in the first few pages of the lost hero without even knowing who she was, and without the knowledge that he could fly. so he basically jumped to his death attempting to catch her. In the first few pages of his journey, he didn't mind dying to save Piper, and ironically, that's also what he did in the last few pages of his journey. Y'all just be making the most out of pocket claims abt jason fr

#If you think you're complimenting Percy by saying “Jason wouldn't have done that” no you are not. I love Percy too but cmon now #You are simply deluding yourself by trying to antagonize Jason in your head because of pettiness #He is canonically a sweetheart through and through so go cry abt it with your made up fanon version of him #But don't you dare claim it as canon #Get over the fact that both Percy and jason are good people and loyal lovers #Stop comparing them for fucks sake it's not 2012 anymore #pjo #percy jackson #pjo fandom #pjo series #pjo hoo toa #pjo hoo #jason grace #annabeth chase #piper mclean #leo valdez #frank zhang #hazel levesque

[suiheisen]

just want to add that as a follow up to the yoshiki (and gackt) vs elon musk saga, yoshiki announced x japan’s first single in eight years. and yes he tagged it #elonmusk

#he gives me such hope. that i too at 57 can be a pretty petty princess #autoplay warning #yoshiki #x japan #twitter #elon musk

[ishayashelton]

If I tried w you and you were disrespectful it’s on you for what I do next.

#toxic traits #ima do it n shut up too #lmfaooo #too petty #personal #no I will not go into detail #or apologize #but I’ll work on not doing it anymore #for self elevation

[haunted-xander]

I made this AAAAGES ago and forgot to post it and now I'm annoyed by how it's rotting away on my phone so here. Bratty teen Thancred being a menace to Fourchenault (and a bad influence on Urianger lol)

#we never see fourchenault & thancred interact in any meaningful way (outside of Group Interaction) and i like to imaginr #its bc fourchenault Did Not Like thancred when they were kids and has resolved to just ignore him now #and thancred-the little bastard that he is-wouldve 100% messed with him on purpose if he had the chance #bc i just KNOW he pulled stunts like this to annoy fourchenault all the time #fourchenault tells him to eat more orderly and thancred gets more messy on purpose yk. he is wired to be petty against stuffy rich kids #also urianger isnt actually being influenced much he has always been down to break the rules if he wants to #hes taught by louisiox thats like a requirement. him & his group of unconventional little smartypants #only reason he went to thancred specifically for help here is bc 1) he knows thancred knows how to easily get onto the roof and #2) hes like idk 13 here so hes still a tiny baby size. hes too short to reach up lol #anyway thats enough silly kid rambling time to tag #fourchenault leveilleur #thancred waters #urianger augurelt #final fantasy #final fantasy 14 #final fantasy xiv #ff14 #ffxiv #art #my art #xanders art #digital art #fan art

[homosexualcitron]

So many theories of why Ivan did that well this is my take

#It's just Ivan he was like how about i'm being a little petty ^w^ teehee #jk but i woke up and thought of that meme and omg #did it quick and was too lazy to find actual usernames sryyy also maybe someone already did it idk.. #alien stage #ivantill

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt in Memes 5

Once more, have a prompt entirely in memes because I'm too lazy to properly write one right now lol.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #De aged dan #de aged ellie #dad danny #mom danny #Fuck it make this a Hazmat Au too with a hint of eldritch Phantom form #Hence why no one realizes Danny Fenton & Phantom Dark are different people #No Danny is not ghost king he's just a little shit #Jazz is in Metropolis & Danny is around depending on where the “field trips” are #Sometimes he's in Gotham because Scarecrow or Ivy offers a lecture #Most of the time they're in Central though because it's safest for the baby villains in the making lol #Danny is taking classes for both medical stuff (thx Frostbite) and engineering #A couple of time travelling villains ADORE him and his kids lol #“So u a monsterfucker?” “What” “I mean I saw that ghost hero & I'm just sayin that's not human y'know-” #Tucker stop laughing at him #Tucker and Sam and Val are also in the same villain school but taking different classes #Save for Tucker also being in an engineering class #Sam is fighting for that Ivy internship #Val is in the specialized Anti-Hero course that focuses on teen heroes who are done with that bs #She got in by telling them (not lying) that she's going to take down a branch of government even if she has to blow the whole thing up #Evil College Au #Danny made a mistake & now everyone thinks that he Val Sam AND Tuck were in a relationship with Phantom at some point #Eveery other student now refers to them as the Petty Exes #memes #meme

[graycious-tea]

All yall saying Tommy calling Buck Evan is disrespectful and like malicious clearly don’t remember my man, fellow bi icon Magnus Bane calling his pookie Alec Lightwood, Alexander at any given moment despite no one calling him Alexander except his parents who also suck like my man was gone on that shadowhunter and so is Tommy!!!

#911 abc #evan buckley #buck buckley #911 show #evan buck buckely #tommy kinard #buck x tommy #bi buck #bucktommy #tommy x buck #tommybuck #tevan #kinley #firefly #firepilot #malec #malec my love #magnus bane #alec lightwood #alexander lightwood #yall take this way too serious #let me live in peace #let them be happy #they’re so babygirl #i adore them #I wanna tag buddie just to be petty #but i won’t #cus I do still luv buddie #just some of you guys are pissing me off 😘✌🏻 #this is so passive aggressive I’m sorry 😂

[turtleinsoup]

the dawning of the hour appreciation post

(this has nothing to do with doth, but its in my brain anyways lmao)

I just saw this screenshot of hidden city holding cell and I think it's funny how none of them even think about tilting Draxum in the right direction lmao

Also look at Draxum's little hoove feeties

#donnie looks so petty #You know for a fact that he's uncomfortable sitting like that but hes too busy dying on a hill to care lmao #“I accidentally blew up a towns square so what” #“its not like they can't fix it with their 'MAgIc'” #Raph got racially profiled #Leo just wanted some skin care jfc #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt leo #tmnt 2018 #tmnt #rise tmnt

[relaxxattack]

people will really write rose as a badass girlboss as if her main character trait isn’t hubris. as if her main story arc wasn’t her fucking things over for everyone time and time again by assuming she was better and wiser. oh you think rose is a girlboss? rose who intentionally allowed herself to be corrupted by morally ambiguous terrors because she thought it might give her a slight mental advantage on the game? rose who willingly went along with the manipulation of a groomer because she thought his idea of putting a tumor into the universe was smart? THAT rose? that rose??? why don’t you ask her where the green sun is. since she’s such a competent and intelligent boss bitch

#rose lalonde #homestuck #this isn’t to say she’s not a bad bitch because like. she is. she did let herself get corrupted to kill jack and it was sick as fuck #she looked cool doing it and i would probably let her step on me or whatever #that doesn’t mean she’s smart or knows what she’s doing ever though #rose is a petty and emotional mess #and a silly little freak too #i say this because she is literally my favorite character by the way. this is not haterism #im just tired of the Perfect Smart Alt Girl Trope #have any of you seen beetlejuice #hsmeta #my meta #op

[inchidentalmeowmeow]

I love how everyone collectively decided this was ice cream shop owner Charles’ personality when it came to Max visiting his shop 🤣

#charlie only follow the ferrari #*nyooms off* #poor max #lestappen #charles leclerc #f1 #formula 1 #cl16 #max verstappen #1633 #ferrari #mv33 #he totally would too 100% #petty king

[onesidedradiostatic]

was gonna make a joke about this and have this be a shitpost instead but honestly may pass out soon so I'll type this seriously cause I have no energy to come up with a clever joke

it's interesting how vox's insults in stayed gone are literally just different ways of saying "you're old and outdated you're old and outdated you're old and outdated you're old and outda" tackled with a bit of "you're a coward" in there, whereas alastor's insults are not jabs at vox being new or modern tech, but rather his practices, "clout-chasing mediocre video podcast" he's saying he's a pandering, attention-seeking sellout, and he targets at vox's insecurities, questions his power, then makes fun of him for still being salty about his rejection.

I feel like it's pretty telling how vox's insults are just SO shallow, while alastor's cut deeper and more personally. while you could say, alastor may be just better at roasting than vox, I feel like it could also tell you something about alastor's hatred of vox being based on actual reason, which makes sense, he is the one who rejected the idea of being on a team with vox, the one who decided to make the decision to step away from their friendship. there were likely legitimate things about vox that alastor started to notice he didn't like.

whereas vox's hatred is extremely petty, he's still pissy over that rejection, he has no reasonable reason to hate on alastor's practices or medium. literally ALL he has is constantly repeating how tv is better and newer and how radio is worse and older, that he literally uses that SAME snap back even after alastor has his part "what a dated voice!" "you're looking at the future! he's the shit that comes before that!". he has NOTHING on alastor. if you asked him to make a list about what he hated about alastor he would probably just give you 10000 synonyms of "he's old and outdated" and be unable to come up with anything non-superficial. because the falling out on his part, from his perspective, was being rejected. and after that, BLIND RAGE. he hates alastor. he does. but he can't reasonably tell you why.

#osrs.txt #THE HALF-ASLEEP-WRITTEN RAMBLE WOO!!!!! #note: I've been awake for like 29 hours now maybe I'm not thinking right and this actually doesn't make sense idk my brain is mush #radiostatic #staticradio #onewaybroadcast #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #vox #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #NOT that alastor doesn't have his own pettiness that is his hatred of video LMAO episode 1 #but honestly too tired to go into that I swear if I were more awake I'd elaborate #I'm posting this even though I may regret having typed this half asleep WHATEVRR!!!<