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iamreallyawkwardsblog · 11 days

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So I was travelling back to hostel and was sitting beside this girl. 3 hours into the journey I had my earphones on and she turned towards me with a maaza in her hands.

I thought she was offering me her drink or a sip out of courtesy. So I nodded my head no telling her I don't want to drink it.

But she she kept pushing it towards me and said something. So I removed my earphones and she said "please ise khol dena "

She wasn't offering me her drink y'all 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

She was asking me to OPEN IT💀👍

I was red with embarrassment somehow opened it for her

I still want to dig a hole and crawl into it.

Baithe bithae bezzati ho gayi bhai!

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synthshenanigans · 9 months

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#life is mean to me AND makes fun of me while doing it #“oh?? you wanna listen to a guys music cos you're sad????? FUCK YOU FUNKY KONG GENDER”#why is my life like this #CJ fuckin jashed my gender #that's bastard/j #chonny jash

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superbellsubways · 8 months

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i love audhd because i literally forget i did something immediately after it happens

#accidentally closed an app and not even a minute after i was like Hey why isnt that open #Why is my life like this

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itshype · 6 months

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bad news: i was attacked by 8 sulphur-crested cockatoos (parrot-esque bird the size of a chicken) on my own balcony. They almost murdered Ferdinand (my peperomia). good news: i found a practical application for my 3-d printed aztec death whistle

#personal #why is my life like this

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riathedreamer · 8 months

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I've accidentally put myself in the worst, funniest, most stressful situation.

So I went to a job interview today for a fancy job I really want, and at the end of the thing, they wanted to know more about me personally, so they asked about my hobbies, and I told them I practice magic in my spare time, and they lost it. They loved it, they were so excited, they joked about me performing at their staff Christmas lunches.

Anyway, half an hour passes, and I get a phone call informing me I've been chosen for the next and final rounds of interviews.

So now I gotta prepare for the interview. But I have this feeling that I also need to prepare for a minor magic trick at the end of the interview.

#why is my life like this

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thresholdbb · 5 months

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Might have to make a side blog so I stop dropping lore in the notes

#how did I end up with so much lore #trek blog will remain main blog obviously #oh hey the multitudes are back #not trek but adjacent #why is my life like this #like I’m old but not that old #idk good idea bad idea #obviously no one is under any obligation I know I can be annoying as all hell #but some of this nonsense needs to be (anonymously) put into the world

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hyunniesgirl · 2 months

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Well my ex, who's my best friend now, just tried to get back with me and to say I'm freaking out is an understatement ☠️☠️

#why is my life like this #PLEASE I just want peace #is it too much to ask?#I thought we were on the same page about the break up #he didn't give any signs that he wanted to get back together #I think he's just confused but that doesn't make me freak out less

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denimnan · 24 days

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something that i wrote during my teenage years which is almost 28 years ago…

not the first and not the last

yet i ask myself why

when will it end

is it me or is it them

if it's me then i have to change

but why do i have to change

it could be them

why can't they change

i had gain much strength

where has it gone to

leaving me so soft

what has happened to me

not aware of what's happening around me

would i be able to go far

high up into the sky of hope

why can't i get the love i desire

how much i want to be loved

but why is there no one to show me

i have lost hope

can i ever hope for a miracle

all get so much attention

why can't i get that sort of attention

i only want to be loved

do i have to die to get this love

i have sacrificed so many things

yet why can't any one look at me

no one knows how much i long for happiness

but who would understand

- N.R.K.

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autisticchaosyippee · 2 months

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Don't tell father this but

A few days ago I came up with calling him a "sans x jevil fankid" as an insult

Do not answer this ask, delete it instead, he must never know /j

Tommy u love you but you could’ve asked this anonymously, also I already called him that

#why is my life like this

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crheativity · 8 months

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I am, yet again, in physical pain-

#pain seems to be a regular for me now #goshdangit #why is my life like this #rheamblings

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saninthebuilding · 11 months

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stop, because the way i just walked into the house after taking a walk and my mom turned to the door, gave me the biggest side eye when she saw i wasn't my dad or brother and then went back to whatever she was doing in the kitchen is so crazy to me.

like damn, now don't look too disappointed.

#shitwithsan #haha anyways #what am i supposed to do when school ends?????#why is my life like this #ya allah why #:/

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derginadaydream · 7 months

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Been waiting to vc with friends, they'd started without me. Finally get the chance and they're eabput to leave, fml😭😭😭

#why is my life like this

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urhexgirl · 6 months

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Things that happened me today:

- I was mentioned on the local news

- I slipped on a banana in the plaza at my university

- My skin tone was used as an example for how pale a heart attack victim was.

#why is my life like this #slipped on a banana peel irl #local tv #I get it I’m pale

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leemarkies · 8 months

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sitting at dinner and i hear an unmistakable southern accent from the front door and lo and behold my step-brother who i haven’t seen in 3.5 years is walkin in

#why is my life like this #not ex step brother no i haven’t seen him in 5 years #not incredibly happy to see him but since this is the first time he’s come to see his dad since he sh0t himself ig it’s whatever #marie.txt

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sp00kysk3lly · 5 months

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Don’t worry.

I won’t ask for help anymore.

I learned my lesson.

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mirojiko · 5 months

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Okay so Im in high school and I grew up with movies like these

And I had SUCH big hopes for school,

like was NO ONE GOING TO TELL ME That high school was just stress about exams and drama with teachers??

Its literally just putting a group of mentally ill students and giving them even more stress to worry about. 99 percent of my class prob have ocd, adhd, anxiety or sth else (including moi) and we stll have to worry about quizzes EVERY SINGLE DAY!

and whats even more important is where the hell is the Chad danforth looking guys?!

no offense to my class but 50 percent look like they’re in uni and sleeping 2 hours every day and 50 percent look like theyre still in 5th grade (girls and boys included)

like whose idea was it to make the MOST EXCITING AND DRAMATIC HIGH SCHOOL MOVIES, CAST LITERAL SUPER MODELS AND RAISE MY EXPECTATIONS?

also why was everyone so supportive of each other in high school musical? A lot of people hate each other in my class. Sure they had beef with Sharpay but that was nothing compared to what we experience these days…

Dont mind me just crying over this photo here

(I have a georgraphy test tommorow:)

#i love him #high school #10 things i hate about you #high school musical #movies #hell is a teenage girl #teenagers #school #student #geography #expectations #why is my life like this #classmates #tests #exams #homework #grades #teacher

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