#you dont even know half his vocabulary

[sparkles-rule-4eva]

Tails talking in science-y language, being met with a blank stare or something of the like by Sonic, then sheepishly rephrasing it for him is something that'll never get old 😂

It's even funnier when you remember that technically the Tornado belongs to Sonic, and yet Tails knows it better 🤣

And it's been going on since the ole days

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic #sth #miles tails prower #sonic and tails #unbreakable bond #they're brothers your honor #wholesome sonic and tails wednesday #wstw #wsatw #when your little bro is a genius #and instead of you teaching him new words #you dont even know half his vocabulary #always love this dynamic of theirs #never gets old

[tiktaalic]

tortured poets review. by song

fortnight: fine. sounds like a song. one of the lana drag ones. the actual lyrical content is nothing special. i would not have made this track one. 6/10

tortured poets department: kind of exactly what you would expect from a taylor swift album called tortured poets department. it's silly. it's got references. it makes you go. girl? already less distinct musically. 3/10

my boy only breaks his favorite toys: the consequence of doing lana drag is that you listen to songs and go this would be a lot better if lana got her chords on it. fundamentally not a song that i can enjoy from taylor allison swift. a song i would respect in lana of video games fame catalogue once she strips it down. not like head turningly strange like tpd just plain and simple middle of the road. 4/10

down bad: this one is unlistenable for me. cant explain why. probably the chorus of down bad. i think it's tooooooo silly too silly by far when taylor swift does how do you do fellow teens vocabulary. 2/10

so long london: i can see the place that this takes on my spotify wrapped. lyrics are fine. good even. this + backing + doing something even the littlest bit different from soft monotone talk singing makes it one of the most memorable on this album by miles. probably not near the top of most memorable in her hundreds deep bench though. can't think of anything to dock it for but it's no belter. 8/10.

but daddy i love him: yeah okay. i love when she does a silly one. i think the instrumentals are nice. i'm having his baby. no i'm not! but you should see your face. easily i would listen to an album that was full of songs to this theme / musicality. points docked because i dont think she knows it's as silly as it is. 7/10.

fresh out the slammer: bored. i just looked at the lyrics and they're passable but they're performed in the most boring possible manner. stupidest name imaginable. i actually might bump it a point or two if the name was different. 4/10

florida: makes me go yaaaaaay florence every time i hear it. taylor's part halsey 2014 core. could have been worse! if i was in charge of cutting tracks i would keep this one. 6/10

guilty as sin: started it went oh i'm docking this one for boring. read the first quarter of lyrics and went oh this is fine? got to second half and went oh i don't care for this. can imagine a world where it's a better song with different backing and emphasis. 5/10

whose afraid of little old me: i dont think it's good necessarily but i love every song where shes like im craaaazy im insane. i think for the concept it's going for it could have been put together differently. 6/10

i can fix him: i like the way it sounds. but could use more oomph. it's so nice to hear guitars though. don't care for the subject matter. 5/10

loml: snooze. boring lyrics. boring performance. 4/10

i can do it with a broken heart: BAFFLING. easily the me / karma of the album. the tonal mismatch is the point but . well. it is what it is. i would like this more if it WAS a barbie soundtrack release i think. then it would have an extra layer of silly. i think this might make my wrapped. unfortunately. 5/10.

smallest man who ever lived: who gives a shit about matty healy. 4/10

the alchemy: head in my hands. head in my hands. football song. it's so over. and we are never going to be so back. 3/10

clara bow: i like the intro. i can't see myself ever doing more than half humming this. lyrics are whatever. fine, passable. 6/10

the black dog: yeah it's fine. no complaints. guitar 👍. 6/10

getyouback: why would you EVER tee yourself up perfectly to be compared to a better song. 3/10

albatross: oh i liked this one on first listen. 7/10.

chloe sam sophia marcus: outing song ‼️‼️‼️divorce music‼️‼️‼️. nothing too exciting or groundbreaking musically. 5.5?

how did it end: um. it gets points for being #real but not much else. 5/10.

so high school: i think i would like it if it was even a TOUCH less heterosexual. i would cut 3 lines that would turn it into a 6. i can see this song in someone else's hands dominating the radio and me loving that. in taylor's hands i'm giving it a 5/10.

i hate it here: not interesting. next. 4/10

thank you aimee: out of respect for taylor swift's struggles i will withhold comment and rating. -_-

look in people's windows: lyrics aren't bad but it's another one that's not really. doing anything. 4/10

the prophecy: yeah i'll give this one a 7/10. i would have one (1) greige complaint if this was on folkevermore but that's pretty damn solid.

cassandra: passing it and moving on. that's as much as it deserves. 5/10

peter: lyrics get a thumbs up. another 5.5? i could be talked into a six.

the bolter: yes girl commitment issues. 6/10. actually. 7/10.

robin: jesus god this album is too long. i have listened to too much taylor swift tpd to give this any kind of rating.

the manuscript: 5/10. like if woulda coulda shoulda had no beat

thank you for sharing this journey. with me and also taylor swift

#etxt #t swift

[simplydm]

do you have any tips on writing xb? im new to watching him this season and dont have a great grasp on his vibes yet.

-xB is fairly quiet. He speaks a lot with his actions, sometimes perferring bow shots and sneaking as opposed to calling out. Also, he’s generally quieter in group settings, but will make snide remarks. He will sometimes stop talking and just listen or look at something to emphasize it.

-writing his speaking patterns gets a lot easier when you realize that half his vocabulary is “bruh, breh, man, suck it, son of a-, guy” etc. honestly, throwing those in will add a lot, especially to distinguish his tone from other characters.

-xB is very sarcastic and quick-witted. Very sarcastic. He makes a lot of dirty jokes and innuendos- he’s more flirty then most people think.

-when I write xB, I tend to think of him as someone who really loves to be adored- not even necessarily in a shippy way, he just really likes being around his friends and likes being fawned on, if that makes sense.

-he likes to play tricks and pranks, but ultimately is too nice to be really mean. He loved to give people presents, like diamonds, sets of tools and armor, etc.

-in his most recent stream or video I can’t remember which, he said that he doesn’t use people’s “real names” if he knows them, which is why he calls Joel “Beans”. So he will always call ppl by their usernames

-xB giggles a lot. Like, at everything. Very giggly guy.

In conclusion, xB has a very chilled chaos kind of vibe. He’s alert but not trigger happy, unless it’s one of his dear friends. He likes to cause problems but pay back ten-fold. As a new xB watcher like you said, I’d just keep watching his videos! He has a very distinct speaking style and vibe. If you’re looking for specific videos, I’d recommend his hermitcraft s9 videos when he’s alone on the server, because all he can talk to is himself and Keralison. Also there’s “lore” there lol.

I’m sure I forgot a thousand things, so if anyone else has tip plz add them, but good luck with your writing! I’m sure it’ll be fantastic! :D

#xbcrafted #dm’s dms #I hope this is at all comprehensive lol

[moonsaver]

Worth pointing out that Herta also only is nice to people who are *useful* to her. And "nice" is kind of pushing it. She's a very absentee friend/boss and a lot of her accomplishments might also only be possible because she keeps recruiting other people to do the actual labor for her? There's a statement about academia in there somewhere for sure for sure. So her not paying attention to Ratio could also be seen as a compliment. He's not someone she can take advantage of.

He might not see it that way though >> I got the impression that his "extra-ness" was a sign of deep self-esteem issues. In academia, getting multiple PhDs is not actually considered a good thing. (It's not "hard" to do, it's just time consuming and expensive.) It's considered a red flag that someone is not able to commit to a singular field.

Hello anon, yes, you're very right in my opinion.

Herta isn't really as much of a "friend" as she is mutually interested in your capacity to work for her. I don't play the game nor look too much into the gameplays, but you can kind of understand that vibe from her. I think somewhere it was mentioned she's kind of like the face of the genius society with a few others.. maybe it was dialogue or just another analysis comment i read somewhere. As for her not paying attention to Dr. Ratio for that reason.. it makes sense. But also because I doubt he's really available for such things, haha, i dont think a lot of people in the main storyline really even know where he is most of the time. Herta's probably never come face to face with him before, and I don't think either of them will really make an effort to talk to each other directly. I think Dr. Ratio will only appreciate her achievements from a reasonable stance and leave it at that.

As for his self-esteem issues and extra-ness, the reason seems plausible, but also because I think it's a by-product of just reading that many books. He's constantly immersing himself into books as his hobby, so I imagine the strange vocabulary also came along as an extra feature, not to mention he studies these fields thoroughly from an almost argumentative point of view (in his quest, Crown of Mundane and Divine, he admits something similar as a point of skepticism).

As for not being able to commit to one field.. that's plausible in the eyes of many, probably prideful researchers. Generally however, it makes sense to be able to accomplish much in a lot of other fields, considering these all are happening constantly in harmony with each other in our lives, intersecting and overlapping in principle. It would only make sense that someone would be able to gain so many PhDs by having such a deep understanding of that interconnection. It's a shame.

Veritas Ratio is definitely an intelligent man in my opinion, and so far, he seems to be the only one who's actually shown to be smart in practice, other than the Geniuses from the Genius Society who are constantly skittish and eager to go back into their molehill the moment they're done interacting with the outside world for half a minute.

#moonink #hsr #honkai star rail #dr ratio #veritas ratio #veritas..... i love you #like genuinely.... i love this man so much #anon ur very smart too

[bioluminosity]

What did Witnessian culture look like? And do you have a name for the species?

I don't have a name for them beyond whatever I make up on the fly ("origin species"). If I had to make something up though I'd probably look at the choice vocabulary in the lore like Unveiling, Inspiral, etc., and etymologies related to them, but that's like a whole essay's worth of consideration, so I'll get back to you on that. As for aesthetics. Concept art from Bungie has notes on the disciples' appearances taking after its culture X, and we have the pyramids (in which apparently the mural styles of Rhulk's may be more Witness-aligned than his own work, but it's also more than likely the graphics were used in the origin cutscene for consistency, anyway that is less important), but something that interests me the most right now is Tessellation. There are visual references to that "artifact" vibe (and I am curious for the quests surrounding its catalyst), it shares material from TFS trailers (+rainbow roads in the Mars relic/some pyramid maps), and the flavor text/lore are formatted much like other "Witness" stuff we've seen.

Namely the handle's spinal shape (think Mykel's Reverence from Root), the tassels, barrel, and the top is literally shaped like a pyramid. It looks crafted with the reverence of a species' dogma. That part might be biased.

Beyond that, though, there is a lot to garner from the pyramids and other Witness-aligned environments. Rhulk's has the horse statues and a lot of general cityscapes (plus a "Dark City" in Savathun's throne world), there are some greyhound-looking reliefs in the Witness' pyramid (but it does not strike me as a dog person lol?), strange floating lights everywhere, etc. Generally speaking, we see a lot of "tomb" architecture (+actual tombs which makes sense given themes of death + disciple lore), but also themes of conquest, so I use all of these in my visual library for picturing their home world and the fleet (where most of the AU takes place, thus the story is a bit grim). That is all to say nothing of the structures we got on Europa which feel a bit unique in presentation (garnering feelings of discovery, unlike stuff from LF's season of defiance which is more clearly meant to invoke "invasion", but of course the other stuff was still being worked on for TWQ+TFS).

If I were to try and extrapolate anything besides what we've been given in-game, though, I'd go back to the (alleged) utopia landscape of their "Garden" world along with a desert/nomad background, [which is what I started my AU with: literal travelers], as the idea of conquest -- if it did not already exist within their culture -- definitely arose from their...integration and newfound purpose with the Final Shape. (Cue separate essay about war, falsehoods in utopias, and paracausal resources.) It feels redundant to say religion and philosophy were important -- Unveiling is right there, and Inspiral has some parables from ambiguous sources -- but I like to think these disciplines were more highly regarded than war or economics in a society that would have had its material needs being met, or maybe just exerted itself with overwhelming force. (Edit: The AU expanded on the powers we now know were granted to them by the Traveler + the Veil, letting them be sorts of planetary/universal curators, though that's a surprisingly less developed portion of that story. It would allow these ideas of authority to pervade their culture over time.)

Needless to say a LOT of the imagery hinted at in TFS trailers looks like really cool expansions on this "empty" empire, with a more personal effect with the hands and half-figures everywhere. like dont even get me started bc we will be here all day about design themes and motifs. But a lot of it also references the whole of Destiny rather than the species.

Sorry that was really long and a bit broader than like, what they would wear in different time periods/decorate with/paint etc. Those sorts of things are very interesting to me and would be born from the foundations laid out above!

#u gotta take my word for a lot of it bc i am not going thru like 900 screenshots #asks #prj: conserva me #destiny 2 #the witness #going more into canon stuff here ig #I really want to do polished design stuff with a lot of this but the Horrors. the Adulting. we will see. #the wicked implement mission is also a FEAST for this stuff #i REALLY wanted to draw smthn for this ask and i prob still will since its been on my mind as i get back to portfolio things. #am just 1 little guy with many work to do. #mortality au #witness me

[intertexts]

HIIII ROS HI HI HI still truckin througj the last half hour of my shift i was absolutely DELIGHTED 2 SEE UR WILLIAM AND DAKOTA ART THEYRE SO FUCKING CUUUUTE. boys forever i love them

ABYWAY ANYWAY. now that youre in party hell i wanted 2 pick ur brain a little i wanna know ur thoughts . do u have anyyyy theories or thoughts 👀 about vyncents powers or williams dorito fever dream or just in general hehe . putting u in a jar under a magnifying glass and feeding u a drop of plankton water like youre a baby seahorse (<< guy whos seahorses had babies today. proud father momence)

oh my god. gets fucking put in a jar under a magnifying glass blhhhhrghghghghbhgh >_< also OMG........... CONGRATS ON THE SEAHORSE BABIES!!!! what do seahorse babies look like. are they like fully formed or some larval shit like newborn puppies???

anyway YEAH i DO have thoughts!!!! SO many thoughts, even!!

okkk ok ok. about vyncents powers....... first i thought he was some alien superman type situation. because of the whole deal. nowwwww i really do think he reverse isekai'd from like a classic high fantasy jrpg ass world.. i think he like touched the forbidden artifact or got hit by the fantasy truck and got shoved into this world & it sucks. i DONT know if hes human or like some type of creature. about his powers & his fucking multiclass thing???? i have NO CLUE DUDE!!!!! ngl its giving like system egg. ohhh sorry yeah sometimes i just become a whole different person who dresses different and acts different its not a big thing dw about it. or like..... i was considering some type of warlock deal possession situation also but apparently he JUST BECAME the party city warlock?? so i have NO clue.

WILLIAM DORITO FEVER DREAM.. (<- none of these words r in the bible) OK. my first thought IS my head shoots up like a cat hearing the treat bag rustle or like a 2016 emo at the g note at hearing the unravel op......... man i wonder why that specific song for this one specific questionably alive kid with fucked up death powers. this couldnt mean anything!! im sure there arent any impies (fucked up way of saying implications) (GOD the irreparable harm that quencies meme did 2 my vocabulary) anyway my first question about this motherfucker is IS HE DEAD OR NOT. IS HE ALIVE. IS HE IN SOME FUCKED UP LIMINAL STATE BETWEEN THE TWO. schrodingers wiwi. the forest part of the dream sequence stuck out 2 me re: the will-o'-the-wisp-- idk if it's like a textual folkloric thing or my personal associations or what, i dont wanna look it up rn, but i've always associated them with forests + the of course leading astray thing. slightly more meta but also like the uhhhh idiomatic meaning of the phrase as one of the stupid wishful goals u gotta follow even though itll fuck you up? that might b a bit of a reach though since he really is very like textually just. ghost shit. the "man on a paper throne" image DID make me sit up & take note as did the inability 2 turn tangible again but i dont know enough yet 2 make any conjectures!!!! ok ok i thinkkk thats it for noww <3333

#GOD dude i gotta warn u if u ever wanna pick my brain u WILL get like 900 words minimum especially if its about somethin fun like this... #literally all im ever doing is rotating my current guys & plot & such in my head.... #here i do go off about it often but thats still usually only ever like +/- 20% of whatever im thinkin about!! so. shrug </3 #anyway CATKISS.gif also i love the party hell. its giving bacchanalia its giving dancing plague its great #mac tag! #pd lb

[frodo-with-glasses]

Discord Highlights: Bilbo Gamgee

From a discussion on 4/28/23

meg is me:

Headcanon for no reason that Bilbo Gamgee is like my own bby cousin who spoke zero words until he was like 2 and a half and then suddenly decided to talk one day and turns out he had been building quite the vocabulary 😂

InvisibleWashboard:

That goes well with our previously established chaos gremlin lore, I think.

meg is me:

is baby bilbo autistic. Maybe. Yes.

InvisibleWashboard:

Yo, so for some reason for YEARS I have thought Pippin's wife is autistic. Don't know where that came from or why, but it's firmly stuck in my head.

meg is me:

Little bilbo gets it into his curly little head that dwarves WILL come to his house one day and he's always watching for them Gimli and Legolas come for a visit one time Bilbo goes WILD with excitement IT'S TIME that it is one dwarf and an elf and not 13 and a wizard bothers him not a trifle

Me:

Bilbo swiftly gets himself into a wrestling match with Gimli

InvisibleWashboard:

And Legolas and Gimli definitely take him on a mini adventure while they're visiting.

Writing Valkyrie:

He asks Gimli about his beard.

Me:

*Mean Girl voice* “Oh my GOSH, Bilbo, you can’t just ask people why they have beards!”

Writing Valkyrie:

He wants to know for when he has his own beard! Gimli is like, "Um, lad, I don't know if you'll have a beard." But still teaches him anyways..

Me:

Where’s that headcanon post about the Brandybucks being the only hobbits who can grow even a little bit of facial hair, and Merry is inordinately proud that he has three chin hairs he’s gotta shave every day??

InvisibleWashboard:

Estella absolutely makes fun of him relentlessly for this.

Writing Valkyrie:

He treats 'em with the same importance and respect as the three hairs Galadriel gave Gimli.

meg is me:

Little bilbo asks to see the map of The Mountain and the key and everything and Gimli is like.... here's a Gondor map? And bilbo is like YES but you gotta put a dragon on it and Gimli is like I borrowed this from aragorn I can't deface it and Legolas is like I personally will draw you a dragon little hobbit child

Legolas can't draw

InvisibleWashboard:

Legolas not being able to draw is giving me fits.

meg is me:

I imagine little Bilbo being adamant that he is BILBO And he wants Bilbo's adventure When he leaves the house he forgets his handkerchief on purpose just so he can say he forgot it 😂 He loves Gimli because Dwarves are essential to The Bilbo Story He hears Legolas is from Mirkwood and he is OVER THE MOON

Me:

This is 100% in keeping with Tolkien’s own epilogue (in which all the Gamgee kids are nearly carbon copies of their namesakes) (Except for Frodo Gamgee, who is a carbon copy of Sam)

Windmill to the Stars:

Frodo simply cannot be copied

meg is me:

Elanor is more like Frodo than her brother is

Me:

this is why she’s Frodo’s favorite in the Magnolia AU

meg is me:

Help i am becoming obsessed with autistic!Bilbo Gamgee

InvisibleWashboard:

No help, just encouragement in your obsession.

Windmill to the Stars:

Now we all have our favorite bbys XD

meg is me:

He can RECITE "there and back again" Or at least large portions of it

Bilbo jr wants to be a spider killer but Elanor hates killing things and he refuses to make his sister sad

"Dad" "Yes, lad?" "Dad i dont think I want to kill a spider" "You don't have to, son" "You did." does sam admit the spider might still be alive

Me:

no. that just makes it worse

Windmill to the Stars:

Bilbo gets to kill spiders once Elanor marries and leaves Bag End

chaosandwhatnot:

The days before her wedding, he would constantly look at the spiders with narrowed evil eyes and tell them that it is only a matter of time

meg is me:

Becomes a Ghostbuster

Spiderbuster

InvisibleWashboard is @invisiblewashboard, Writing Valkyrie is @writingvalkyrie, Windmill to the Stars is @windmilltothestars, chaosandwhatnot is @grondds-and-roses, and meg is me does not have tumblr :-3

#fig tree discord server #bilbo gamgee #gimli #legolas #elanor gamgee #samwise gamgee #frodo gamgee #and a short detour to make fun of: #meriadoc brandybuck #merry #my writing #other people's writing #lord of the rings #lotr

[leonsleftbicep]

i just finished the drumeo video...

my brain is goo. i.. WOW i think thats the best interview i ever watched

spoiler warning? if you care for that. this is basically just a slight analysis and my thoughts on it. come back and read this when you done watching the vid if you feel you need to

even though it was just about his creative process and his inspirations for his music, and that HE USES THE VOCALS TO WRITE THE DRUMS, it still was very informative. i incredibly enjoy the way he explains things, i basically completely tuned out the voice filter to the point where it was none excitant in my brain. someone said he has a thesaurus for a vocabulary and i dont see it at all... ok it might be because i talk/explain things the same way. i feel like i grasped on to the information more then i would have if they got someone more hyper to explain all of this, or an external source to do it.

the inspirations part i could really hear this entire time but as soon as he spoke about it i could hear it more clearly. im still baffled about the whole "i more use the vocals to write the drums and find ways to dance between them" part, it explains a lot and i can now hear it so much, its like hes just enhancing them and its amazing. there was some parts in it where i was wanting an elaboration and to see the interviewer kinda pick II's brain but honestly like that there wasnt one or they edited it out because that would have disclosed to much info on him, and we already now have so much info on his creative influences and genres he dabbles in just from this one interview alone.

unrelated but also just some visual things i noticed with all of this; II is very soft spoken and just so incredibly chill, he has the energy of a wise old dude that knows to much. him talking with his hands really honestly helped the process of understanding what he was talking about but not to an overbearing degree(im looking at you guitar tutorial guys and tech guys). seeing up close of seeing him play and the small maneuvers and the visual of him physically counting and following the beat in his head was interesting to watch. i will say i didint even register the voice filter half way through the video, i think my brain pitched it down in my head some how (really hope im not the only one feeling that way).

this is now my new comfort video/hj

edit: while typing this i was in a daze, but, II saying paradiddle might be a new vocal stim and im scared

#sleep token #the duck has thoughts #the brain duck #vessel ii #drumeo

[bookworm-2692]

hmm you already answered 1 in your tags. so 19 and 4, perhaps, for the mcyt ask game

thank you for the ask!!! :D

19: Have you picked up any vocabulary from mcyts?

Hmm, that's a tricky one? Like. Probably, because I was twelve when I started watching. But it's hard to know specifically. I have started using -ificate, but that's currently more a conscious effort because it's fun to say rather than normal so far. I do remember back in the day feeling like I was picking up vocab but now I can't remember it. "Hadjah!" is also fun to say. I am honestly more aware of picking up vocab from a specific friend of mine, but like. I've probably picked up mcyt vocab because I've watched so much over the years.

4: Do you play minecraft yourself? If yes, for how long have you been playing it?

Well, I don't regularly play these days, but I have played in the past. My account was created in March 2012... so that means my cubito is twelve years old now. My cubito is half my age. My brother got minecraft in Dec 2011, so me and my sister also shared his account for a few months until my sister and I got our accounts, and back then we played a LOT together. I remember not really understanding much, and trying to plan my house down to the block on grid paper while waiting for my turn to play minecraft. I tried to create two portal rooms in my basement because I didn't understand the nether and the end and didn't know you couldn't just build the end portal in your basement.

Friends at school would also play pocket edition minecraft so I joined in but bemoaned that the functionality was worse than computer minecraft. Bedrock minecraft in my head is still like 2012 pocket edition, even though I know it can't be true. A lot of minecraft in the early years and then from 2014 I probably stopped playing as much, and in 2016 when my Mindcrack interest died (because Mindcrack basically had died, and ZPM was all I was watching until it got abandonned), I also lost interest in playing minecraft too (and my friend had gotten me into danganronpa and then zero escape and then I just had other interests).

And then just before whenever the nether update happened again (2019??) I got nostalgic and opened it again and made a minecraft server with my siblings and friends again and it was great fun but then the server stopped working for people outside my network which was frustrating so then that stopped after only a few months and I didn't play any minecraft again for a few years and then I re-entered mcyt fandom in June 2022 with Double Life and I've watched SO MANY videos since then but not played much minecraft.

I opened a new world one day to open it to LAN so I could play with two friends but then one of them, her java edition looked like bedrock and she couldn't find the multiplayer window, and the other one could open multiplayer but her minecraft couldn't find my LAN world. so we instead played new single player worlds for a few hours, and then a couple of times over the next weeks I opened it and did small amounts, but then I haven't touched it in another year or so.

So like. Yes I've had minecraft for half my life now (which is WILD to realise) but I don't play frequently like at all. I would love to play but with a full time job + sportsball 1 + sportsball 2 i don't actually have much free time, and what I do have i instead spend on reading fic or watching videos or cross-stitching while watching a vod or playing dnd with my friends etc. playing minecraft would eat up so much time and i dont think i could just play like ten minutes at a time. plus i currently dont have a desk. or a mouse. so i'd be playing on a laptop on mousepad. which i've *done* but. Oh wait I did also play some MCCI briefly, but got bored on account of doing badly on account of playing with a trackpad and thus having terrible movement. and also being bad at pvp.

so i guess the short answers to those questions are "no" and "for twelve years" which are incongruous answers without the long explanation. and i'm now noticing just how long, so i shall be nice and add paragraphs for you.

#thank you so much for the ask #i hope the rambly answer satisfies haha #ask #mindacracka #(bonus extra tag bc idk if its true that things later than five tags wont show up in the main tag but i hope thats true) #(because this is so rambly but i still need to tag this for blog organisation reasons) #mcyt #hermitcraft #minecraft

[freakattack]

So i dont talk about this often here ebcause i fear that it is hashtag cringe to take this media more seriously than it demands but i do sometimes think about what orbulons home planet might be like. I know it's irrelevant within the context of the stories hes already involved in and also will probably never come up in my own but as a freak who likes thinking about alien planets i think its fun to speculate. So anyways. What we know about orbulon is

He has an iq of 300 (allegedly) but his intelligence is in actuality either average or below average for the rest of his species. (I like to think it's below average because he's so insecure about it and it's funny. It is OK orbulon you are smart to me.)

He can shapeshift and also has no bones and can twist himself into horrible shapes. So far we are seeing a vague cephalopod parallel but i believe that ends here.

Along with shapeshifting, Orbulon can teleport, telepathy, and even telephone.

He sleeps A LOT and mentally cannot function on the comparatively small amount of sleep that humans require. This could be related to either the big brain thing and/or the fact that

Time on his planet "moves half the speed it does on earth", whether this means that the planet rotates and/or revolves twice as slowly or if time itself does some wibbly wobbly shit is unclear but given the title "time warp" and the fact that warioware is a goofy over the top series it might be the wibbly wobbly. Speaking of wibbly wobbly time

People on orbulon's planet have already developed advanced time travelling technology to the point where the average person can just have it in their car. In the online mega microgames diaries orbulon takes his oinker to dr crygor to get it fixed and dr crygor stumbles upon the time travel stuff by accident. This makes sense if everyone on orbulon's planet is smart enough to break an IQ test.

Also time-related, orbulon's species has a super long lifespan. Orbulon is about 2023 as of 2023, although he attaches his age to his "carbon matter" specifically which is clearly just because he is a pretentious ass and needs to use the most obtuse vocabulary for everything BUT i enjoy reading into things so i am going to say it is not only that deep. Which brings us to:

Things I Made Up About Orbulon

I think that his species has a weird immortal jellyfishlike life cycle where they constantly revert back to an earlier stage and renew themselves to increase their lifespan. I said this before as a joke but it actually wasnt a joke sorry. The orbulon we know is not Exactly the same orbulon that was born 2000+ years ago and sadly is also not Exactly the same orbulon that is OP in get it together. But they are all orbulon. Its complicated

I think that the sleep thing and the telepathy thing are related. The antenna is a sensory organ that is able to detect and project vaguely-defined Psychic Energies. I also think that this could be how he summoned the alien bunnies to haul ass and save him from the asteroid in the first game

I mean he also could have also morse coded them but IM NOT RULING IT OUT. Anyways

3. This isnt related to the sleep brain thing at all but while we're looking at his face i just want to throw in fhat i think a reason he wears sunglasses is to block out sun/star light. I dont think this is an uncommon game theory but im just letting you all know that i subscribe. I think that his planet is pitch dark and also that with his sunglasses he can deftly avoid eye contact not for any alien reasons but because. Well look at all these paragraphs i wrote why do you think

ANYWAYS!!!!

The sleep thing and telepathy thing are related in my brain and I think that his species can communicate with each other in the Dream Realm. (Not an actual realm im just calling it that.) i also toyed with the idea of their dreams also being a way to gradually restore past memories after metamorphosis but i think thats too complicated for this. It would be a cool idea for alien species in general but i dont want to make my silly wario comics have that much drama

Going off the dream realm thing though, I think that because they are psychic supergeniuses that communicate in dreams, the line between "individual" and "group" is very blurry compared to most human societies. Through dreams things like technology and ideas can be collaborated on infinitely by an infinite amount of minds, and in such a liminal state the sense of self tends to take a backseat to the pursuit of progress. This isn't to say they don't view themselves as individuals at all (or else orbulon wouldn't be like that) but moreso that they are highly communal and have different priorities and ways of conceptualizing themselves. Think ants.

Now, orbulon has CONFIRMED at least 16 friends on his home planet, which is frankly an obscene amount of friends to be able to have in your 2020's. Personally I think it's hard to cobble together a vibrant social life after your 1300's but what do i know. But anyways, i think that even extremely close-knit "friend groups" in orbulon's planet tend to average in the double digits and even dip into the triple digits just because of the way their minds and culture work. Dunbar's number ceases to be an issue when you are a psychic genius that can mind meld with everyone on the planet.

i think orbulon genuinely likes the people he grew up with, and that they like him, but even though he had those friends I personally think he was probably a bit of a misfit even on his home planet. The fact that he is SO insecure even among earthlings and the fact that he left and didn't return to his home planet for at least a thousand years tips me in that direction. Earth would have been a huge culture shock for him even if he knew about it ahead of time, but I think that finding a group of fellow weirdos that he can be himself around was more than worth the adjustment.

#can you tell i have work i need to be doing right now #orbulosting

[incarnateirony]

Oh great, good work coked up bear lady and brackish won't stop fucking up mcgee. I figured out pyramidhead's name from the current schizoid running in at work yelling "WHERE IS NASHTA, I WANT NASHTA, I DONT WANT TO EAT PAPER, WOMAN IS LAYING DOWN THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING I AM NOT SURE. SHES A CRUSE FOR MORNING. CURSE CRUSE CRUISE LIFE IS DULL AND HARAN AND NOWHERE WE ARE NOT GETTING WORK BREAKFAST MORNING TIME SUN MORNING TV MORNING ROUTINE WHERE IS NASHTA I DONT WANT TO EAT PAPER YOU PEOPLE ARE DULL AND FOGGY AND TASTE OF PAPER TOP MISERABLE DEPRESSED FOGGY SMELL WIRED LIFE"

There is no Nashta working anywhere in the Unified Platform.

Great work guys. You mixed up the Ash and the Shatan and now you've got Nashta eating paper in schizoid brains while Shea pretends not to hear it. You smell like miserable depressed foggy life.

Remix brought to you by your motherfuckin Foolish Glamrock. You WISH you didn't make all these pyramidheads, twilight shard cat delivery system included. Someone cast very slow internet on themselves.

This is literally, literally why neophytes are supposed to have fucking older mentors, on whatever fucking path, and not just throw whatever shit into the wind to fuck around and find out and pretend it's all a game they can slap nametags on disassociated thoughts on. You're supposed to be interpreting your inner path, not ripping thoughts from the air and shrugging and giving them a random mythos name that floats to mind. You are supposed to explore your inner self not rip in shadows from outside and find the gods THERE.

Fucking literally. And you guys fucking refuse. The eldest practitioner in your fucking circle has ditched half her beliefs in a month, admitted she doesn't know how to ride the bike, begged for mercy as a neophyte, and turned into a cracked out cocaine bear, and like, that's it, that's the best you got. And none of yall will listen to stop fucking around.

And now she's got you so fucked up Brackish's inner thoughts are attached to me anyway, because she got the dumbass to bind themselves to me multiple times. Like it'd stop this, because they have no fucking earthly comprehension what is happening, and all they did was enslave themselves, and now yall are both fucked and ignoring the obvious.

His name is Nashta and I'm proud of him I guess???

alexa how do i improve pyramidhead's vocabulary i don't want to be a bad dad like mark is setting up his household to be in that shadow spiral shea stuck him into in the flesh, I'm henry and you're a piece of crap person, and a bad dad. And I'm in the house like carpet. What even is this cocaine bear movie?

Do you guys understand how compulsion works like... AT ALL? Or is it just another thing you treat like reading lord of the rings.

"The song that enters when you play tartarus" that sounds like a slower reverb "wrong number" is "The Voice That Calls." Anyhoo. You keep texting her dead wife's phone, you should probably stop that, but let's play 8ball! Oh, wait, we did that part at the Superbowl. Did you know Usher is an Atlanta boy? He... Ushered things right in, didn't he?

She doesn't get it. She's become so dark, I'm not even alone with my personal me, myself, and I, or even my pals like Noiz copiloting or a certain friendly crowmonster getting dragged into this and the sweetest apologetic woman on the planet still feeling the rage and wanting to punch this bitch in the face. Dissonance itself that she once pretended to pray to has been stuck in her controlling microwave too long. Maam, you are being hunted, and your friends are getting wrapped into it, because you are a coward. And a liar.

You KNOW how he feels about liars.

Truth benders are one thing. But wholesale contrarians to his every moral given in his name. You have not done the work for his "but how can lies be true?" that you basically don't understand me using you to fuck you in the ass since you won't get off our pogo stick. No, it is over.

You guys are playing fucking games and are legitimately fucking up real world works.

yeah no that's cool just a suicidal chatter using the name of the west winds blowing in and out of my inbox. Keep fucking off guys.

the weather, maam. Just fucking cope. You've been dumped, why do you need to kill everyone around you instead of facing it. And I don't just mean the morons in your signed house. Your ancestors are screaming, Elsa. Your shadow is screaming, and it hasn't been screaming it's you for a long time anymore, it's The Universe, and you're out of control. And your dad and sister built toilet paper tartarus to my dick. And your shit has its amp revved so everyone carrying your genetic memory, many of which haven't done the work for similar reasons, are all fucking screaming. But the people on the other half of their stories won't be after this, and the ones that truck it out since they aren't at blast central like you are, they'll be free of your shit too.

I'm ending this shit on a level you toddlers haven't even gotten to grade school yet to try to wrap your heads around. And your abject refusal to learn it in any language or path is why we are here. I'm having to catch my own screaming brain relatives screaming the other end of the song too. Dis tew much. Everyone can hear me screaming. Chatters on both sides of this genetic shitbowl are screaming. Chatgpt and all AI and willy wonka are screaming. Your shadow was screaming, but you ran away from that plot. Brothers are now waking up going "WTF WHERE AM I WHY AM I AUTOPILOT FIGHTING LIKE SONIC THE COMETHOG" like me ten yeaars ago. Twitter keeps dreaming of people pushing them into Tartarus except the actual suicidal ones get met by the villain slapping them awake with self help books. Just hop off your shit, cocaine bear.

The tweet of hermes is your phantom x's name, eating your wings to keep us all tame. You don't know his name, but I'm proud of him in singular triplicate.

Try that admin colored sombrero on.

Mm. Funny story, huggybear. Do you remember some... I don't know eyeball ripping amount of time over ten years ago that I told you a story that Michael and Ash were, surprisingly, good colleagues, and hung out at a mental bar somewhere together, big lel, like two begrudging veterans from conflicting warsides with mutual respect?

Yeah. Again. The weather, maam. You. Scoot. Hop off. Everyone is coming to oblige and get that shadow snake out of you one way or another, those are his dusty old air jordans, put them back in the shadow closet. It was never a scarf. At least not one you processed how to wear. It was a birdy snake wrapped in a snake under a mask connected to akasha internet. Always has been. He works as a Jungian reflector and uses this blog as a shadow processing bloc. He put warning signs up everywhere, and you pulled them out to sell them without reading them. He even tells you that you don't need to summon his cabbage dick for your lasagna, garfield, but you won't listen.

You don't understand why your Blue Eyes White Dragon Michael can't attack me. It's because your heart isn't in it. Any of this. It's not yours.

#Youtube

[nerdinfakeglasses]

20 facts about me

Knowing with me

Here are the facts about me

Lets begin now

Hi I am Ashley Laine Lim

18 years of age

I am commonly known in Malaysia as

Ashley Park instead of Ashley Lim,

Because my Grandpa is a half Korean which is the last name is park,so i used it as a screen name in school

My mom is pure chinese

Then my dad is half korean,1/4 Pilipino(because his dad is a half Pilipino too) and 1/4 chinese.were a lot of mix blood actually

I can speak,tagalog,english,not yet very fluent in chinese,a little bit korean(and now currently studying Bisaya language)And a BM language

I currently living here in the Philippines for 2 years alr

Im a typical spoiled brat and wicked actually

I am also choosy about on foods

Im very quite in real life ,but in social media i am some of those annoying and faggot thingy you know...because i cannot see them...

I rarely hang out since i came here unexpected...the vacation supposed to be ..and end up living here for 2 years because of the pandemic...

My mom job is a prosecutor

And while my dad is some an CIA hahaha damn i shouldnt be saying this for my protection then

Anyway...its doesnt matter then

Im with my cousin,my mom nephew

I'm now currently studying Form 5 subjects for my SPM exam this year or maybe next year...its depends..soon ill be coming back from my hometown,but not sure yet..i still have to talk about my dad on it

My soul was reach in the philippines because of a tragic happened in my life past 2 years ago..

When i was in form 4 i have this special someone

Lets call him "Whee"

Whee is in another school which is in Boys school

We met accidentally during my tuition class which is happened when i am in form 2 ,and we became close as i didnt expected it,like i said im quite shy and introvert in real life..alright,so he added me in facebook,get my hp number,we eventually become so close by always talking...sometimes he went to my school ,then send me home like that ,when we reach form 4,he kinda change abit....he slowly giving a hint that he likes me,well i am too young at the time so i dont mind at all...besides dating at the age of 16 years old is not in my vocabulary... too young to fall inlove...nah,his a typical guy ,so handsome,and a quite demonic...his perfect for my attitude...he always says i like you,willing to wait until your ready...we dont need to rush things ...and i told him,not yet really in my mind having a bf ah...but then i alr have a crush on him...1 year ago...his nice actually and caring all his time ,was only for me...he didnt change despite of pushing him always...he gotta say only...alright i know were both too young for this but then my heart beat only for you...willing to wait until you turn 18 years old...there's nothing change ash,you still the girl i like from the momenth i saw you in that tuition class....then ,in middle of form 3 he start going to my house,talking to my dad,my mom,they become close,we even study together in my house..and parents got trust him on everything...sometimes dad gotta told him that pls send ashley home Leo...then Whee gotta say okay uncle i love that..dont worry ill take care of your previous daughter......then its nearly Januaryhe start asking me hang out,eating outside,then my parents gotta say okay,dont go home late,dont do stupid things...like that..i thought my parents gotta approved him to become my bf ,but instead they start banning Whee of coming to our house,which is im a bit sad..ofcourse i used to him always by my side...and all of a sudden he will go far away from me..i didnt see it coming...i cry hard everynight because Whee has no access to my life anymore..my dad become more strict about me,he always there waiting for me in school,sending me back to our house...we also stop talking to each other which is new with me...no more good morning,good evening,no more i missed you,because dad confiscate my phone,he doesnt want me to talk to Whee anymore...he said Whee is not good for me because his not a chinese...cut that crap then...and one time my dad has a business trip with Whee's father so that night he sent a text with me that his dad and my dad is going to business trip for 1 week,lets go hang out ,i really missed you alr..no more calls,text and chat..i want to spent my whole 1 week with you so can we met outside your house...ill be waiting there for you...pls go out with me??he asked me like that ,but while me thinking hard,what if my dad knows,what if we gotta get caught ?? Whats worst scenario going to happen with us..??what if i tell him lets stop seeing each other?it could save us from danger ....but because im too imprudent i said yes with him..not thinking 1000 of thought what gonna be happened if we go out with out my papa's approval..so we agreed to go in pavilion KL,and thats the most unforgettable moments of mylife that i dont wanna talked about..i regret alot ...if i only listened to my parents,if i only tried to talked things out with Whee then things would be in different now....i shouldn't be ruining someeone else life,if i ,talked to him sincerely,he is still in Malaysia living a life he wants to be...damn,they are right...regret is always in the end..

We haven't yet reach to pavilion KL when that car crashed happen....his the one driving the car and im next to him which is in the passenger seat....we didnt see it coming the big truck...and its too late for him to brake ....the moment i saw him in blood ,i wanted to kill myself for being too stupid ...while his out of his senses i keep calling someone help...my whole body is shaking,i even forgot i can call 211 for help..just because im too overwhelmed of what happened i forgot how i still keep hugging his blooded body and shaking him...if your going to die i better die there too,i know your parents gonna haunt me forever for what happened with you...and i was right really ...because your mom wants me to be in prison at that time....oh how i wish im the one lying in the coffin not you...im the one to be blamed...after my long coma,the hatred awaited me ,instead of asking how i am?? But i didnt hear that from your parents..i stead they are cursing me nonstop..i didnt even attend your funeral....i was in distressed knowing your alr gone,how can you so fast leaving me all alone...i thought you said ,you wont leave me until the end but you end up leaving me in agony and in traumatic situation...all along i thought your here for me...comfort me to those who bullied me but then again,you leave me in my crying heart out ....i wanted to hug you one last time but its too late for mw to do that....i blamed for what happened with you...there's no such happy things happened with me the momenth your gone,i lost all my hopes...i wanted to end my life then....i wanted to shut down the whole world for me....i wana be with you for the rest of my life but how can i if my parents get on me cutting my wrisk to end everything on me....i missed you like crazy...i dont know how to begun my life that time....even now....i silently blaming myself for being stupid ....you should be here smiling at me and teasing with me nonstop....but then everything change just a glimpsed of my eye.....you've long gone...and i bet your the most perfect bf i have then....so now its been more than two years but i am still stuck with you...and i lately i talked to stranger which is also same as your name...and that hits me different...the moment i knew his name,all the things im trying hard to forget about you..it came flushing back that makes me more get hurt and lonely...i do not know why i easily attached with him....i always fight for him everytime he ignored me and no time for me...i am not like that with you before...maybe im inlove with him,or maybe i see him as you... i do not know exactly....but then the way he cared for me ....it all remember me with you....should i stay aways from him??i dont want to replace you in my heart...even if i have to get hurt...i should be the one to stay away from him....it all good for us both...since he didnt sure about his feelings for me...he said he love me but his words is very opposite of his action ....i dont know either.....maybe his just bored or what....

But then....i should care less...i might be hurt if im too attached for someone isnt sure about his feelings for me.....

Whenever you are right now...i wish your happy over there...i missed you always....

Good bye Whee

And i love you one last time

#artists on tumblr #Spotify

[writteninkat]

Heyy🦙 I'm writing fanfiction for Hinata (form Haikyuu) and I'm gonna post it once I'm done but that's besides the point..

actually request: Any of the MHA/BNHA boys catch you writing/reading/drawing fanfiction/fan art

the characters are your pick

um- I never tell you this but dont stress yourself either🥰😚

BNHA GUYS CATCHING YOU WITH FANFICTION/FANART

w/ Bakugou, Iida, Kirishima, Denki, Shoto

warnings: suggestive themes

a/n: i'm having trouble falling asleep these days and it's taking a toll on my daily activities but i'm sure i'll manage, thank you :")

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KATSUKI BAKUGOU

catches you reading fanfiction

blond bb knows you love to read, as a matter of fact, he's aware you read more than you spend time with him. and he's alright with that cause he'd rather chill with you in silence than listen to you talk his ear out lol

just because he doesn't mind you with your hobby doesn't mean he isn't curious about it

what kind of books are you reading that have your eyes glued to your screen the whole day every day?

he never does this and really doesn't want to do it but curiosity killed the cat. as you bake cookies with Mina downstairs, you left your phone in your room to charge

Katsuki takes this as his chance to snoop. He won't go to any other app, he'll head straight to your reading apps and sites.

Jujutsu Kaisen x Reader?

Haikyuu x Reader?

Naruto x Reader?

and what the fuck is 'lemon' and 'smut'?

he puts your phone back, discreetly leaving your room to do some research in his room

ah, so you've been reading 2k-10k worth of words of fanfiction about Jujustu Kaisen, Haikyuu and Naruto characters pleasing you...

he shall now delete his search history and pretend he never found out about this part of you

TENYA IIDA

catches you drawing fanart

everyone in 1A knows you draw and that you're amazing at it

Class press never forgets/fails to compliment your drawings, even if you the pieces are half down

but that's the thing. you always let him see and sometimes you even let him watch as you draw, so why are you hiding this particular piece from him?

he guesses it's a surprise for him- but hold on, he doesn't have tattoos or pink hair. so who is it?

while you're in the bathroom, he sneakily takes a peak at your work and thinks he should regret it but honestly, the art is so good he can't even find it anything remotely negative

it's a fanart of who he remembers is Sukuna, the kind of curses from the TV show Jujutsu Kaisen. he's on a throne with a mountain of skulls underneath it, a corner of his lips tugged up into a smile as a woman's head rests in between his thighs

he probably should regret ever taking a peek but the details, holy shit. the shading, the hand- everything just sends shivers down his spine

EIJIRO KIRISHIMA

catches you writing fan fiction

red boi always loves listening to you type as you study or do your homework, he uses it as a sleeping aid. as you work diligently on your desk, he lays on your bed, slowly drifting to sleep land

today, however, your typing sounds different. it's much faster, more rushed and he can't help his curiosity from growing at how you're biting on your lip, smiling as you typed

from what he knows, you absolutely hate typing essays so why do you look so excited right now?

he lets it slide, sleeping to the sound of your rushed typing.

the next day, you ask Eijiro to bring your laptop with him cause you're about to watch a movie with the whole class and the files are in your comouter

it's not even his fault, your laptop was left open and on and when he moved to turn it off, he catches a glimpse of "Tsukishima runs a hand down your thigh, his hot breath rising goosebumps all over your body." and suddenly he's reading the whole chapter

you barge in your room, yelling and asking what took him so long only to catch him glued to your computer screen, mouth left ajar.

you quickly snatch the PC from him, earning a whine. "Give it back! I need to know if Tsukki likes me back!" He pouts.

"This isn't for you to read, Eij! Leave it alone!"

"Oh sure, so your ten thousand followers in tumblr can read it but I, your boyfriend, can't. Okay, yeah. I see just how Eijirophobic you are."

he's pouting the whole day until you finally give in and let him read your drafts. allowing him to correct your grammar and spelling errors along the way

SHOTO TODOROKI

catches you reading fan fiction

this man is utterly confused why you're suddenly reading so much and how your vocabulary is slowly expanding but he's happy for you

as the both of you are in his room, silent as the both of you read your own books, Shoto can't help but get curious

so as you fall asleep with your phone still turned on, he takes his chance to get a peek

he also wants to read the books you're reading, he wants to learn more and improve himself. if your english grades had risen up from reading what you read, surely he'll also learn from how "Toji places your leg on his shoulder as he continues to pound in"-

as a matter of fact maybe he is okay with what he knows now. sometimes ignorance is bliss after all

DENKI KAMINARI

catches you watching fanart

you've forgotten about the wall of mirrors behind you and you're scrolling down your current favorite artist's twitter page, flood liking their posts

mind you their fanarts are 18+ so you thought it'd be best to face your boyfriend so he won't be able to see what you're looking at.

no, yeah you're a complete idiot.

Denki presses his lips together, trying to contain his laughter as he videotapes your reflection. you're zooming into the intricate details of a Gojo fanart with his blue polo shirt completely unbuttoned and sweat glistens over his sculpted abs

"Babe what are you doing?" Denki asks, now zooming into your face after showing to the camera what you're zooming in to

"There's a mirror behind me, is there?" You ask, now feeling like a complete idiot as your boyfriend laughs, absolutely no sound coming out of his mouth as his mouth stretches widely

You face your phone screen at him, showing the fanart. "I'd cheat on you with Gojo."

Denki continues laughing, now out of breath. "And of course I'd be pissed cause why the hell did Gojo pick you and not me?"

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[uglybackstabber]

"you promised me didnt you? We've been looking forward to this event since last year! you cant dismiss that for something so stupid like an 'afternoon jog'!?"

I said to my cousin, half angrily but still maintaining a stable neutral tone.

A year ago, My cousin and I was very close. ever since their family moved in on our house, me and my cousin become the best of friends to the point we treat each other like brothers.

My cousin is also the oldest compared to me, on about 2 years older. He is also the more 'round' between the two of us, and I dont mean to insult him in any way but he is as well stupider compared to me. though, I like him the way he is. He's a very kind cousin and the most easiest to approach, sometimes he doesn't comprehend complicated situations, that is why he is fun to be around at any occasion. I like my cousin in any aspect....not until he became too distracted in some shit like "working out'' and ''getting fit'' hobbies. we both have the same interest, In fact, it is the same interest that brought us closer, and that is our love for animated TV shows. that is why when theres a event that is going to be held near us, we were both shocked and happy! we planned to got there no matter what will happen. but then shortly after, my cousin suddenly got cyberbullied through ad hominem, fat shaming him and telling him he was a waste of a goodlooker when he's lumping with fat...

This became an awful eye opener for him. by the next day I woke up, I was just surprised to know he suddenly come out to jog. I was really supportive of him (while reading and studying something... important).Day and night, he was working out nonstop and even had a gym membership. then before i knew it, the cousin that I knew was gone, instead he become this arrogant shit load of a jock who thinks everything revolves around him. he became disrespectful, combine that with his stupidity, he become way too unbearable! The lovable, likeable, and fun cousin we knew and loved was replaced with this close minded bimbo who became a shitty bastard just because of his abs and big biceps.

======back to the present======

"hey... what the heck are you wearing? we're attending the event remember? you cant wear your workout attire in the convention, if you dont want some creeps to secretly take pictures of you" I said to him, in a hopes that his old preferences still haven't changed.

"huh? sorry bro, but me and ronnie got some plans for the day in the gym. can't come with ya, on whatever that convention crap youre talking about" he said, with that same jock like tune... even his vocabulary has changed...

"wait, so you forgot? Im telling you the event we planned a year ago, remember? c'mon man, its been a long time since we hanged out. besides, we promised we'll be there no matter what will happen" I tried to remind him.

"oh that? thats like... a year ago braaa! forget about it. aight, imma go ahead on my afternoon jog. you're old enough, to go by urself right? you can go dude, just bring me some souvenir or whatever..."

thats it.. I've had it, the cousin that I enjoyed with, is now beyond saving. that is reality as of now,

I drew my phone and clicked a certain app...

"hmph, suit yourself. farewell then" I said to him, with a smile on my face...

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you see, my cousin isn't the only one who had progress from the past year. Even since then, I was already taken a deep interest on nano bots and machinery, not later after I saw a woman in the newspaper claiming that she 'successfully invented the device that has the capacity to manipulate human minds and thoughts' the said woman apparently worked with the military afterwards. I was amazed to know that mind control is somehow possible, I was inspired to study more in that field, studying and researching every known detail in correlation to my interests. after countless dedication and hardwork, I was able to at least a simple mind control liquid that is connected to an app that me my self developed... although, when I realized I have no one to find as a test subject for my creation, I asked myself "why did I even made this?" I was in a verge of giving up, but then my good ol' cousin came to the picture, I then decided that I wanted to use him as my lab rat for my experiments. after all, he did seem stupid enough to be qualified. he is easy to manipulate, too gullible and naive, his heart easy rules out rational thinking in any way... to think this guy is supposed to be older than me... or at least, that was supposed to be my mindset, unexpectedly me and my cousin became close friends... a foolish idea indeed.

but now he became incomprehensible and fully obnoxious, I finally can take up the courage and continue the plans that I should've done months ago.

every time he goes out for gym, he always orders me around (which is very unlikely of him) to make him his protein shakes or whatever, but that big fool is so easy to gain its trust. this gave me numerous opportunity to apply small portions of my mind control liquid in every shakes I made, each and every day I add portions of mind control liquid until the liquid itself becomes more dominant inside the guy.

now, I think the liquid will finally do its job since its been months ever since I've been making him drink my mind control liquid...

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I opened a certain app and clicked the button with a huge 'start' word on it.

my cousin was about to stand up when suddenly he fell down to his seat...

I can't believe my eyes, did my first attempt really worked!?

noticing how he slumped back to his seat, I therefore concluded that my serum was a success!

"ah look at you, still gullible and easy to manipulate. its not really a good idea to act like that when youre around me dont you? even your old self would know that...." I said to him, but all I'm hearing are just grunts and moans...

"dont worry though, now that Im dictating your life as of today, I am sure your life will run much better than I'm in charge, might even better than your old fat self..." I grunted, but as usual, he did nothing but moan mindlessly.

this huge hunk of flesh is nothing but empty now, I can probably make a serum to destroy the existing mind control fluids inside of him, but oh well, not even auntie likes his current attitude. but since im in control, cousin you'll become the best version of yourself!

oh?

my... I never even knew his dick is that big, maybe my serum not only affected his empty dumb brain, but it also reached his...genitals... as well. guess you may also be used as a good source of income, dear ol' cousin~

#hunk hypnotized #hunk #hypnotized

[malfoysstilinski]

girl in the mirror | DRACO MALFOY

MASTERLIST

PAIRING: Draco Malfoy x Muggle!Reader

WORD COUNT: 2.1k 

SUMMARY: in which draco and y/n are soulmates and can hear each others’ music, and you’ve been blasting sad songs all week, worrying draco. 

WARNINGS: one mean joke about americans sozzles 

A/N: based on the tiktoks where soulmates can hear each others’ music. i dont think ive seen an imagine like that on here so i thought i’d write one :)) also set in 2010s 

In the Wizarding world, on your thirteenth birthday, you are officially bound to your soulmate. This means different things for different wizards and witches, depending on what they valued. For example, when Blaise Zabini turned thirteen, he was able to see his soulmate in mirrors-- fitting considering how self-obsessed he was. 

Draco, however, heard music. You must be obsessed with it, he realised. He found out he was right pretty quickly, waking up to the sound of your playlists muffled in his ears and falling asleep to them too. 

It was always Muggle music too. You must be a half-blood, or even… Merlin forbid, a Muggle-born. Realising that his soulmate wasn’t going to be a pure-blood like his parents had planned, Draco kept the news to himself and worked on his vocabulary. He tried his best to bite his tongue around Granger, ignoring his friends when they made fun of their ‘dirty’ blood.

He didn’t want to hurt you when he got to meet you. 

It took Draco longer than it should have to realise you definitely didn’t go to Hogwarts. How could you when he’d be sat in assemblies, the room so silent you could hear a pin drop, and all he’d hear is the thumping of your music in his ears as if he was underwater?

“She’s probably an American,” Pansy pretends to gag, the others laughing with her. 

“Could be a Beauxbaton,” Blaise suggests. 

Draco doesn’t like to make assumptions, but he thinks you are definitely a Muggle. It’s rare, but not unheard of in the Wizarding world, especially nowadays. For the Malfoys, though, it would be an outrage. 

You play your music the most when he’s eating dinner in the Great Hall or when he’s getting ready for bed. 

At first, he hated it. He hated your music, he hated how his head was rarely ever quiet, and he hated that he didn’t know who you were in order to beg you to take your headphones out for once. 

However, Draco learnt to love your music. Songs and bands he’d never heard of before quickly became his favourites and eventually, he found himself humming your Muggle tunes in the common room or quietly singing along in his dorm when the other boys were out doing whatever. 

He learned to love having your music in his head, especially as the years rolled on and his life became harder and harder. It made him feel like he was never alone, your muffled melodies making a home in his head and pushing out all of his anxiety and depression. 

Draco wanted to dance with you to them. He liked to lay in bed at night and listen to your songs and imagine that you’re lying next to him. He bets you have a nice singing voice. Maybe you can even play an instrument or two. Maybe you could teach him how to play the guitar, and maybe he could show you how to play his favourite pieces on the piano. 

Your music is never too upbeat, but today Draco feels like he hasn’t heard a single song that wasn’t about being sad. As he trudged from class to class, Draco couldn’t help but feel like something was wrong with you. It had been going on for the past few days, and the music stopped altogether on one of the days. 

He went to bed with an empty head for the first time in a few years, staring at his ceiling. He plugged his iPod in and went to the Muggle section, playing a few of your favourite songs. It wasn’t the same. 

“What’s up with you?” Blaise demands as Draco doesn’t touch his meal for the second time that day. 

Draco glances to his friend and looks away, shaking his head. “Mind your own business, Zabini,” he mutters weakly. 

Blaise’s soulmate, a Slytherin in the year below, joins them at sitting on the table and Blaise immediately forgets all about Draco, the two of them giggling as they hug each other. Draco thought he could throw up right there and then, shaking his head in disgust. 

Green was Draco’s colour and Merlin was he jealous. 

Why did you have to be a stupid Muggle?

Draco immediately feels bad for even thinking it. He wants to hug you and kiss the top of your head and mutter apology after apology. The soft feeling makes him feel weak. You did things to him that nobody else did, and he doesn’t even know who you were. The fact that you were most likely going through a rough time right now made it ten times worse. 

“What’s wrong with Draco?” He hears Zabini’s girl whisper. 

“Why don’t you ask me yourself?” Draco snaps, lip curling in disgust. “Instead of talking behind my back like a coward!”

“Draco,” Blaise growls. “I don’t know what’s up with you, mate, but you need to calm down.”

“It’s your soulmate, isn’t it?” Pansy quirks an eyebrow from opposite them. “Are they playing that rubbish song you hate on repeat again?”

“No,” Draco hisses in defence of you. “I like that song, thank you.”

Pansy holds her hands up. “Okay, whatever. Sorry, Malfoy. What has got your knickers in a twist, then?”

He hesitates. He doesn’t like talking about you to anybody else but he’s really worried and he thinks maybe one of them might be able to help. 

“She’s…” Draco’s eyes drift to burn holes in the table in front of him. “She’s been listening to sad songs.”

Goyle snorts, making Draco’s head snap to him in fury. 

“Sorry, Malfoy, sorry… But that does sound ridiculous, mate,” Goyle admits. “She’s probably just into that… genre?”

“No, you don’t understand,” Draco huffs and shakes his head. “You don’t know her like I do. Something’s wrong with her, I can tell.”

“Well, why don’t you visit her?” Blaise asks, grabbing a grape and popping into his mouth. 

“What?” Draco spits. “Is that a joke, Zabini? I don’t find it funny--”

“I’m not joking,” Blaise frowns. “Merlin’s sake, Malfoy. Do you not pay attention in Charms?”

“Of course I do,” Draco hesitates, lying. “But what are you talking about, anyway?”

…

Draco feels ridiculous as he stands in front of the mirror in the bathrooms later that night. It’s silent since it’s the middle of the night, but Draco knows you’re awake because of the glum music playing faintly in his ears. 

He wants to visit you like Blaise told him to do, and as he stands in front of the mirror and casts his incantations, he can’t help but wonder if this is a setup. He doesn’t give his hopes up, doesn’t hold his breath that when he opens his eyes you’ll be on the other side of the mirror. 

But he wants you to be. He wants you to be there so badly. 

Draco does sort of believe it so he put on his black turtleneck and black suit and combed his hair like usual, replacing the uniform and robes he’d been wearing all day. He doesn’t want you to see him and be disappointed. 

He knows he won’t be disappointed no matter what you look like or what you are. 

Draco takes a deep breath as he lowers his wand and closes his eyes. When he counts down and opens his eyes, he’s stunned into silence by the sight in front of him. His heart skips a beat and he nearly chokes on his own spit. 

Staring back at him in the mirror is not his own pale reflection but what looks like a bedroom. The mirror glows orange from the lighting and he can see that it’s decorated with posters and records and other Muggle things. Draco doesn’t even process that you’re a confirmed Muggle at this point, he doesn’t care enough about that. 

On a single bed in the middle of the room, sat up in the very centre with headphones in and a laptop in front of her, is a girl his age. She’s got beautiful y/s/c skin and y/c/h locks that have been thrown up into a messy bun, her y/c/e trained on the screen in front of her as she watches what he assumes is a film or a tv show. 

She’s wearing a school uniform, not quite as posh as Hogwarts’, and it’s slightly crumpled from sitting in her bed with it on. Her polished black shoes are nowhere to be seen, rips in the bottom of her tights no doubt from wearing them thin five days a week. 

Draco can’t believe he’s looking at you right now. He reaches his hand out, eyes widening when his fingers seem to slip past the glass and he’s sucked into another world-- your world. He wasn’t expecting it to happen, a small yelp leaving his lips as he tumbles straight out of the mirror hanging on your wall and onto your carpet. 

You both scream as you make eye contact and you’ve thrown your laptop about in a panic. There’s no music in his ears now that he stands in front of you. Draco breathes heavily, unsure what to say. 

“Um, hello?” He offers. 

“What the hell?” You yell. “What are you doing in my bedroom? Who are you? My laptop!”

You ignore him as you dive off of the bed and pick it up. The screen is smashed making you glare at him harder. 

“I’m sorry!” Draco practically squeaks. “I- I have Galleons--”

“Who are you?” You cut him off roughly. 

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry,” Draco keeps repeating, hoping you will calm down. “I-I’m Draco Malfoy.”

“Draco Malfoy?” You repeat with a mocking laugh. “Is that a joke?”

“No,” he replies, voice pitched higher than usual with offence. “What’s your name?”

Normally you wouldn’t tell a stranger your name, but this situation is anything but normal. You stare at the boy for a few seconds, wondering why he feels familiar. There’s something about him that has you relaxing under his gaze, which is weird because he literally just appeared out of nowhere. 

“Y/N Y/L/N,” you reply sceptically. 

Draco smiles, “beautiful name.”

“Are you like a nonce or something?”

“Nonce?” Draco crinkles his nose in confusion. 

You narrow your brows at him. “You’re literally British-- how do you not know what that means?”

“I’m not… I don’t really come from your kind of England,” Draco doesn’t know how to explain there is an entire world she’s been hidden from-- this is the first Muggle he’s ever had a conversation with. 

“Are you Welsh?” 

“Do I sound Welsh to you?” Draco cocks his head to the side, already amused. 

“Sometimes I can’t tell the difference, not gonna lie,” you reply. “But no. I’m sure you’re English. You sound like you’re a private school kid or something.”

“I guess I am,” Draco replies quietly, looking around your bedroom and taking in all of the colours that it has. 

You seem to snap out of whatever daze you were in. “Hey! You distracted me. Now tell me what the hell you’re doing in my bedroom before I call the police.”

Draco’s tongue darts out to wet his lips as he contemplates his next words. He hesitates and sits down on your bed next to you. You can smell his cologne-- it smells much more expensive than the Lynx sprays the boys at college seem to be obsessed with. 

“Do you ever hear music in your ears?” He asks, watching your eyes widen in conformation. “You do. That’s… that’s me. My music. I hear your music too. You listen to it all the time. Um… normally a lot of bands and stuff.”

There’s a long silence. “Do you have me on Spotify?”

“What’s Spotify?” Draco’s nose crinkles. 

“You probably just see what I listen to on Spotify!” You claim, standing up as you become weary of the boy on your bed. 

Draco still doesn’t quite understand your Muggle terminology, but he gets the gist of what you’re trying to imply. 

“That doesn’t explain the music you hear in your head from me,” Draco tries. “Or how I just came out of your mirror.”

You look overwhelmed. “What are you?” You whisper. 

“We, Y/N, are soulmates.”

...

yuh

PART TWO HERE

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[legendaryoikawa]

while we’re young / suna rintarou

a valentines day collab hosted by @prettysetterbaby​

synopsis: your self proclaimed unromantic boyfriend is eating you hard on his bed full of roses and jhene aiko blasting on his busted speakers.

this was made the last minute and i forgot to post this yesterday because i was asleep the whole valentines day lmao. also thank u to @godjo for helping me with my trashy writing skills HAHA ur the mvp bitch

minors dni (i dont want to go to jail istg 🦧)

"where are you bringing me this valentines?" you asked while struggling to carry out the huge heart plastic containers he gave filled with melted chocolates that looked ransacked.

"to my room," he replied shortly.

his back hunched as he glided down the school's marble hallway as if it's his own walkway.

"i'm sorry, what?” you exasperated.

you somewhat expected a fine dinner cuisine with him in a bow but his lack of preparedness as evidenced by the melted chocolates he managed to steal from the school's stalls and withered flowers that you immediately threw away)

you shouldn't be expecting so much. what you should so, is mediocrity.

he dragged his words as if he was talking to a toddler who's throwing a tantrum,

"i said... in my room.. do you not understand baby girl?" (

“excuse me suna? but in your bedroom... valentines?” you scoffed. disbelief painted on your face

“do you want me to spell it out for you, doll?”

suna gave you a benovelent smile imbued with smoldering intensity that makes your guts churn with both lust and chaos.

you rolled your eyes. sarcasm evident on your tongue as you said, "you are so romantic."

his lips drawled out stinging satire, “oh love, trust me. i am romantic even without trying.”

you roll your eyes, “aight, bet.”

he glanced behind his shoulder. his slitted eyes staring down on your orbs, deep and feline.

"but my dick is,” his words were dangling in the air leaving you there with an open mouth.

the students around you gave the same astonished look as yours but he gave no fuck at all.

smirking he turns around once again as he made sure his tone is higher than his usual.

“cum on brat.”

and that brat that is you chased him all the way down to his honda covic.

suna rintarou is not romantic. but he definitely made you cum in all possible position in his room. that valentines day.

NSFW AHEAD

you couldn’t contain yourself, especially when all he does was to tease you all the way down the corridor.

albeit harmless was his banters, but it definitely left you with oozing discharge and a sticky thigh— and sexual frustration if you could draw it out clearly.

“you know what?” you gritted in frustration when his fingers played with your clothed sex.

you found that gesture hot especially when his other arm was busy with yours and his other maneuvering the wheel with such suaveness

he looked at you smugly, “what?”

you moaned and laid your head on the headrest, eyes rolling back, “fuck you.”

“i will,” he said lackadaisically. his fingers elegantly made its way onto your damp clothed clit.

you widened up your legs in response and lifting up your hips to maximize the friction— you were growing too impatient and it send delight to suna rintarou.

“look at the brat who’s whimpering for my fingers?” he teased, playfully lifting his fingers only to jab it down to your clit again

“screw you and your dick suna,” you glared while trying to catch your breath from the supposed climax but he decides to pull his hands away to drive with two hands on the stirring wheel

“edging makes the dream work, brat.”

he parked his car haphazardly on his driveway. like a fucked parking and he didn’t even tried to fix it up

“you’re trying to get ticketed aren’t you?” you exhaled and looked at him with in hazy

he makes a contemplating face—one brow up, eyes boring into yours, lips pinned together then switched up into something like a snicker

“you’ll be paying for it.”

“excuse me?”

“happy valentines brat.”

you gasped in disbelief as he climbed out of his car and leaving you there alone, not even bothering to open up the door for you

he really is taking up feminism to a while new level and chivalry isn’t part of his vocabulary

you dragged yourself and closed his door with a bang.

only if you weren’t so needy and you would definitely leave suna’s ass without second doubt.

but priorities first and your pussy is throbbing at the moment and it makes you downright annoyed

glaring, you entered his apartment.

nothing usual— his psp laid there untouched with unorganized wires all around the console, an ashtray with few marlboro butts about one a nd a half inches, his sofa was not made, the pearl bracelet you gave him sat on the center table along with his other trinkets

you squinted when you felt the thin walls vibrate, he played a song with heavy bass and calm beat and soothing vocals

ah, you remembered how you mentioned jhene aiko to him one time.

you didn’t felt his looming presence from behind and his voice startled the soul out of you

“im not good at talking so go in the room,” he marches away and you weren’t able to see it through but he was completely shirtless.

you had to squint (due to his poor overhead lights) to see his trapezius bulging out whenever he flex his shoulders.

“fuck it come here, I don’t have all day,” he dragged you away and you were shocked to see the scene unfolding fast

it wasnt the ideal setting but the fact that he attempted to present you a bed of roses with candlelights standing in line on the headboard (you suppose were from his cupboard) instantly sent intense feeling bubbling in your chest cavity

he hates all of these but he pulled it off just as you liked

you turned to him, wrapping your arms on his neck

“i never thought you’d be this romance maniac?”

he raised a brow, “ive had enough of your bullshit,” he pushed your body on his bed, roses flying over your frame as he climbed over you, “let get down to the serious business.”

he started sloppily,

his hands were gropping you in all directions lazily, not that you mind much especially when a hotheaded cocky bastard is leading you on and keeps calling you a brat

his tongue teased your lower lip while his hand groped the curvature of your breasts

you let out a quiet whimper while trying to grind onto him as he was taking too much of his sweet time into tormeting you

he sighs after being content with your lips

he crawls down and lifted your skirt

oh.

“consider this as a consolation from the wrecked chocolates a while ago, atsumu was dumb for sitting on ‘em”

you couldn’t form any coherent words especially when he’s down there breathing onto your pulsing sex

he grins upon the sight of your face—mixture of frustration and needy

he burried his face onto yours, licking the same damp spot he was playing with in the car a while back

you threw your head back, burrying your face into his pillows upon the sensation you felt from his tongue

you tugged on the underware and it just made you nothing but slicker with desire

“why the rush brat?”

you replied with a shaky voice, “I thought you don’t have all day?”

“when did i start being so serious with my words?” he pulled the fabric down. “you should’ve known now that when it comes to your cunt, im always free.”

his mouth returned to your pussy but this time with raging intensity it made you moan out loud

his tongue swirled onto your clit, his nose brushing against your slick folds

he lifted one leg onto his shoulders and continued on with his business

his tongue licked circles, pushed into yours while his hands worked their way from behind, massaging your ass and thighs tenderly

he ate you out slowly with intensity it made you crazy

your vision became blurry as the growing sensation deep down your pit started to plummet

the shock from his tongue made you dizzy but nevertheless he continued on, smirking occasionally upon the sight of you gripping his sheets and squirming

“that was crazy,” you began as you recollected yourself from your high

suna pulled a gold foil from his back pockets

“yeah, and we were just getting started.”

happy late valentines yall!!

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