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traveller-of-the-knight · 6 months

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*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*

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incorrectpeterparker · 3 months

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Peter: Getting up a 6am made me realize that 6am isn’t a place it’s an emotion

Tony: 6am isn’t a place at all

Peter: That’s because it’s an emotion

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bruciemilf · 2 years

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Billy: I don't want to be adopted by anyone from the League. Batman asked and I had to buy him an ice cream cause I felt bad for saying no.

Freddy: Ha, at least no one tried anymore, right? Eugene and I have a betting pool, so please tell me they hate you

Billy: Haha. I mean, Wonder Woman kinda seems like she wants to? She pretty much tackled me into a hug and made me regret drinking coffee-

Freddy: Backtrack. Backtrack. Wonder Woman. Wants to adopt you.

Billy: I mean, yeah, but of course I said no-

Freddy: WONDER WOMAN. WANTS TO ADOPT US.

Billy: I don't see how this relates to you but-

Freddy, writing in the Shazam Fam GC: everybody buckle up new mom just dropped

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Diana, proudly showing off pictures of her newly adopted kids: And this is my beloved Mary. My beloved Eugene. My beloved darling Darla, and my beloved Pedro, and my beloved Freddy, and my beloved Billy. They enjoy video games and snacks

Bruce, taking this as an obvious challenge, taking out the Batfamily Batalbum: This is Jason. His favorite hobby is murder

#bruce wayne #diana prince #wonder woman #wonder mom #GIVE ME DIANA AND HER 6 MARVEL DUCKLINGS #billy batson #shazam #freddy freeman #shazam family #justice league #dc #dc comics #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #text post

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headcanonthings · 6 months

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#try number two at this style #please be honest and let me know if this is something you'd like to see more of #or maybe I should make a poll to ask that question?#yeah i'll probably do that later after this one posts #incorrect quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect avengers quotes #mcu #marvel #avengers #bucky barnes #the winter soldier #clint barton #hawkeye #winterhawk #incorrect tweets

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incorrect-marvel-because-why-not · 3 months

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Steve: We have a problem. Bucky: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

#pre serum steve #pre serum stucky #post serum steve #because there is no way this stopped happening #bucky barnes #james buchanan barnes #marvel #marvel mcu #steve rogers #steve x bucky #stucky #incorrect quotes #steven grant rogers

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hearts-4buck · 4 months

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Marvel + incorrect pictures (mostly young avengers)

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yes-i-am-happyaspie · 2 months

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Peter: I'm going to remove this cat's spine

Tony, horrified: what? why?

Peter: to wash it. It's probably filthy

Tony:

Tony: congratulations. I'm speechless

#overheard in my house #no cats were harmed in the making of this post #incorrect irondad and spiderson #peter parker #tony stark #irondad and spiderson #iron man #spider-man #marvel #mcu #irondad

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sadwetcatmk · 8 months

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#moon knight #marc spector #steven grant #jake lockley #moon knight comics #marvel #marvel comics #text post meme #moon knight text post #moon knight incorrect quotes #moon knight meme

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mamaspidershit · 1 year

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Murderer: Any last words?

Peter: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.

Natasha, on the comms: Peter that is the WORST way to distract them.

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paranormal-pajama-phantom · 4 months

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Deadpool, writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."

Deadpool: THERE. Now send it.

Peter: Dude, your handwriting is terrible, are you sure you want to-

Deadpool: JUST DO IT!

later

Tony: So what does it say?

Y/N, reading the letter: He says he's going to "lick my...."

Tony:

Y/N:

Tony: Gross-

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marvels-meme · 5 months

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#marvels-meme #the marvels #mcu #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #shitpost #the marvels (2023)#monica rambeau #photon #kamala khan #ms marvel #my blorbo #eye contact tw #incorrect text posts

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traveller-of-the-knight · 11 days

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incorrectpeterparker · 3 months

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Peter: I accidentally ate MJ’s sandwich… How long do you think I have to live?

Ned: Ten

Peter: Ten what?

Ned: Nine

#told my friends i still run this account and said i’d post rn so here i am #peter parker #spider man #incorrect peter parker #incorrect peter parker quotes #peter parker incorrect quotes #incorrectpeterparker #incorrect marvel #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #avengers #incorrect avengers #incorrect avengers quotes #avengers incorrect quotes #mcu #incorrect mcu #incorrect mcu quotes #mcu incorrect quotes #source: unknown

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bruciemilf · 2 years

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Jake: Steven made me care about stupid things.

Marc: Like what?

Jake: Friends. Humanity. My well being.

Steven, happily cooking in the kitchen with a goldfish apron on: Don't forget the morals!

Jake, sighing in despair: And... [Gags] morals.

#YOUR HONOR I LOVE THEM OK #steven grant #marvel #mcu #moon knight #marc spector #jake lockley #mcu moon knight #steven grant x reader #jakesteven #moon boys #incorrect quotes #text #text post

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cissa-calls · 1 month

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Countdown to Agatha: Day 748

Wanda: *visibly upset*

Y/N: “Awww look! She’s doing her signature angry nose scrunch!”

Wanda: “Don’t prod at me right now, or else it’s your funeral”

Agatha: “It’s so hard to when you make such a cute face!!” *boops nose*

Wanda: “THAT’S IT” *body slams Agatha*

#this post is dedicated to Lizzie’s signature nose scrunch #which I’ve kinda unconsciously adopted lol #wandavision #agatha harkness #house of harkness #agatha all along #hahndavision #house of harkness counter #marvel #wanda maximoff #agatha harkness x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #coven of chaos #coven of chaos counter #incorrect marvel quotes #agatha: darkhold diaries #Darkhold diaries counter #darkhold diaries #agatha

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togrowoldinv · 11 months

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*Y/n and Natasha sharing a good morning kiss*

Laura, opening the door: Time to get up, lovebirds! Kissing doesn’t help you get out of bed.

Natasha: What? You don’t kiss Clint every morning?

Laura: Absolutely not. He’s gross in the morning

*Natasha and y/n laugh*

Y/n: I’m gonna kiss Natasha every chance I get for the rest of my life

Laura, as she’s leaving the room: I believe that actually. Now get up!

Natasha: I’ll kiss you every chance I get too, detka. But we really have to get up. She’ll come back

Y/n: Or we could stay in bed?

Natasha, smirking: I guess five more minutes won’t hurt

#natasha romanoff x reader #incorrect marvel quotes #natasha romanoff #source: my brain #I will be posting a Wanda fic later #hopefully #in the meantime here’s this

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