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this is the best thing i've seen all year

Custom Frogs and Accessories

Jennas Whatever on Etsy

#phrog #go buy this shit right now!!!!!

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at least mineta is banned but #girl idc

#bnha #tumblrs stupid fucking banned tags #i hope everyone at apple dies #mha

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oh to be a genderless sexless alien floating around in space with zero (0) reproductive organs literally just vibing with a pet dog that lives on the sun

#idk #gender is a scam created by the government to tax us more efficiently #but you didn’t hear it from me

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do you write drabbles n stuff? if so can you do a wolfstar one?

brooo i literally just saw this i'm so sorry but yeah i can do that. sorry if it sucks ass LOLZ

Sirius smoked. Everybody knew that. Some even said it added to his charm. Sirius just said that he needed a couple cigarettes if he was going to even survive with his shitshow of a family. If he didn’t, Sirius very well might have actually exploded out of stress and rage and hate and that was not something Sirius had an intention of doing. Because one, it didn't seem like very much fun, and two, he’s probably miss Remus too much. Which is stupid to even think about because he was in so deep it was embarrassing.

Suddenly, every little thing about Remus became unbearable. Everytime Remus took one of his jumpers off and his shirt rode up a little bit, Sirius had to brutally stomp the urge to press his lips to the sliver of skin that showed. Everytime Remus’s tongue darted over his bottom lip Sirius had to stop himself from doing the very same thing to Remus with his own tongue. Everytime Remus got so involved in something that his hand talked with him and his eyes shone brighter Sirius had to remind himself not to reach over to across from him and kissed Remus until his lips were red, until they both were breathing hard, until their eyes were lidded and they couldn’t help but kiss again. But Remus was straight almost definitely because he went out with that pretty Ravenclaw girl the other day, the same day Sirius tried very hard not to be jealous and failed spectacularly. But then again, as far as Remus knew, Sirius was straight too. Sirius rubbed his knuckles into his eyes and let out a sigh. Jesus. He needed a smoke.

He moved over to the window and propped it open with one of Wormtail's books. Sirius dug his hands into his trousers, searching for a lighter. He lit the cigarette, holding it almost reverently as to not let any wind blow the small flame out. He scoffed at how he could hold something so gently, and then use the same hands to punch and pull at hair and flip off. How ironic. Sirius inhaled on the cigarette and went back to thinking about Remus, because why wouldn’t he? Thinking about Remus is always a good idea. Pretty, pretty, Remus with his oversized jumpers, and chocolate stains on everything, and the way he always seemed to smell like old books and parchment. Remus and his pretty, pretty, face; his wide eyes and blinding smile, and his mouth that always had something to say. It’s a very nice mouth, that Sirius would drop everything for if he could kiss it just once. Sirius exhaled. And then the universe, as if it hadn’t had its fill of laughing at Sirius's life, decided to have Remus come back from the library at the exact time that Sirius is thinking of Remus's lips. Any conversion Remus would try to have with him would be futile because Sirius would be too busy staring at said lips for him to even say anything. It would be incredibly embarrassing.

“Hey,” Remus said and Sirius took him in. He looked more exhausted than usual, but that was probably due to the full moon coming within the next couple of days. Still, there was a weariness about him that Sirius couldn't place. He inhaled, and then decided to go for a grunt as a way of greeting. He was tired too, tired of acting like he wasn’t halfway in love with one of the best friends he’s ever had. It got exhausting. He exhaled.

“D’you think we could share that?” Remus asked, gesturing to the cigarette, “I've got a lot on my mind and could use a break.” Sirius's brows furrowed. Remus smoked? Then they furrowed more and he probably looked stupid. Remus had a lot on his mind? What’s going on?

Sirius handed the cigarette to Remus. “I didn't know you smoked, Rems. And you have a lot on your mind? Why? What happened?”

“I don’t, I mean I try not to. But I'm just,” Remus sighed. “So tired. And it’s so simple, y’know? You don't have to think about anything.” He inhaled and closed his eyes. Remus kept the smoke in his lungs long enough that there was probably a burn, then he exhaled. And Sirius, seeing him there, pink lips around the cigarette, watching a weight come off his shoulders with each exhale, really, really wanted to kiss him. He guessed he would, because technically it was an indirect kiss and suddenly this was a terrible idea.

They smoked in silence together, each taking turns at holding the smoke in their lungs for almost too long before letting it out. It was nice how he could just be with Remus without having to worry about anything. For what seemed like years, Sirius's heart beat too fast, and every touch between them felt scalding, and Remus looked so perfect Sirius could cry. Not a new thing.

Remus passed him the cigarette. Their fingers brushed and Sirius had to stop himself from taking Remus's hand in his own and never letting go. “Why are you looking at me like that?”

“Like what?”

Remus gave him a look. “Dont play dumb.”

“I’m not. You said you had stuff on your mind. What was it?” It was a cheap job at deflecting, but Remus pretended not to notice. Sirius inhaled.

“I dunno Sirius, it’s just that…” Remus screwed his eyes shut and took a deep breath. “Idontthinkimasstraightasithought.” Sirius sputtered on his exhale.

“W-What?”

“Gimme that,” Remus said and he snatched the cigarette out of Sirius’s hands.

“Y-You’re not straight? But didnt you go on a date with that girl the other day?”

“Yeah, and I hated it Sirius. It was awful. I’d rather date a Wormtail than do that again.”

“Oh, wow. So you’re..” he trailed off, as to let Remus finish.

“Gay. Probably. I think. All I know is that I'm not straight.”

Since Remus came out to him, he only thought it courtesy to repay the favor.

“Cool. Me too.” this time, Remus sputtered on the exhale then passed the cigarette to sirius. They were almost at the filter, now.

“O-Oh, ok. Ok. nice. So what are you, then?”

“Bi.” Sirius inhaled, and it left his eyes watering. Exhale. Sirius put out the cigarette, and he could feel eyes boring into his head. A quick glance to his left and he caught Remus staring. Interesting.

“What, did you want another one? I can get you one if you want.” Remus's gaze dropped a tad bit lower, and oh god. Remus was staring at his lips. Like he wanted to kiss them. What the fuck.

“No, it’s fine,” Remus said, still staring at his lips. “Have you ever kissed a guy?” Remus asked, and he sounded almost breathless. Sirius nodded. “A couple. Why?” Remus finally, finally, met Sirius's eyes. “D’you think you could kiss me?” Sirius's eyes buggered out of his head, and Remus did damage control. “I mean you don’t have to if you don't want to, of course, it’s just that I’ve never kissed a guy before and I wanted to at least try it so that i could know for sure if-” Sirius cut remus off with a kiss, and it was everything he hoped for and more. Remus’s lips were soft and warm against his, if not a little chapped, and he tasted like cigarette smoke and the fancy chocolate that he liked, and it was perfect. Remus’s hands were in his hair while Sirius's hands were on his hips rubbing circles onto his stomach. Eventually, when they had to come up for air, Remus looked just like he did in his daydreams, with labored breathing and lidded eyes.

Sirius offered him a smile and got one in return.

“So, are you sure that you’re gay now?”

Remus’s smile turned flirtatious. “Y’know, I'm really not all that sure. Maybe you should kiss me again so that I can be.”

And kiss him again Sirius did.

#HAHAHAHAHAH #i speedran this #hope you like it????? #ok bye tumblr #wolfstar #sirius x remus #harry potter

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i feel so powerful now that stucky is canon. like you literally cannot touch me bc stucky is canon. haters gonna hate but stucky is still canon. sux 2 suck lmao

#like #marvel really played themseves #and its so funny to me #like they really said 'no stop it stucky isnt canon and to prove it well use the stucky scenes in ca:tfa but make it romantic and steggy' #they did not think this through AT ALL #marvel what if #mcu #stucky #stevebucky

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hello tumblr its been a while lmao crippling anxiety is really annoying ahaha

N E WAYS,,,., , here’s a zukka hc bc i miss them :((

sokka SPOILS his partners. he was always getting suki stuff even though she told him that he didnt need to

and zuko didnt really have that with mai, they just both knew that the other liked them and that was that

so when sokka was still a pining idiot he would always get stuff for zuko when he was at the market or just randomly buying him flowers

and zuko is like ‘??????? what is this?’ and sokka just smiles and says that they’re gifts and zuko gets so distracted by his smile that he lets it go

eventually zuko has so much stuff that he’s sure sokka is literally broke

so he goes to ask him about it and sokka just says that ‘they‘re gifts! because i like you, man!’

and zuko goes to bed overthinking if maybe, maybe sokka likes him the way zuko likes sokka

he does zuko i swear

#HE LIKES YOU JUST ASK HIM OUT #please i beg u #anyway i’ll be on my way out #zukka #zukka hc #zuko x sokka #avatar the last airbender #atla #a:tla

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somebody please tell me what the fuck was up with that stream

#mcyt #dream #georgenotfound #dream.... buddy........ what is going on

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

self care tip of the day:

💘💫💞 

don’t do psychedelics while falling in love with the serial killer you’re hunting 

💘💫💞

#pls #im crying #this is so good #!!!

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uhhhmmm what the hell is this???

#im just so confused #like #WHAT?? #HUH?? #tumblr ads will be the death of me i swear

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holy shit this is amazing

merry christmas and happy holidays everyone!! blood type gift guide i illustrated with nicke1nomore@twt (writer) and @lennyllion (GD) for the bnha winter fashion zine!

#bnha #bnha fanart #boku no hero #class 1a #iida tenya #todoroki shouto #midoriya izuku #tokoyami fumikage #momo yaoyozoru #mina ashido #fp #my art

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how it happened do not tell me otherwise

sokka: i am s t r a i g ht. very straight. oh so very straight.

zuko:

sokka: i was incorrect.

#we all been knew sokka dont worry #pffffttt bi sokka lives in my head rent free my guy #zukka #zuko #sokka #atla #a:tla #avatar the last airbender #incorrect atla #zuko x sokka

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hold on one second there buddy-

When Sokka couldn’t be in love with the moon (Yue) he obviously fell in love with the sun (Zuko)

No I do not take criticism

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arthur weasley up at 2am with flashcards that have gen z slang on them and he's studying like his life depends on it because he needs to understand wtf period is and why everything’s on it

#harry potter #hp #hp fandom #hp trash #arthur #harry potter headcanons #hogwarts #gryffindor #slytherin #hufflepuff #ravenclaw #arthur weasley #this is 100% true pmw #n molly's tryin to get him to go to bed #but he cant he needs to keep up with the cool kids

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Snape: Look at you two quarreling like an old married couple

Sirius: Actually Remus, I don't think we had our wedding!

Remus: Really Sirius? Now?

#wolfstar #wolfstar trash #sirius black #remus lupin #severus snape #remus lupin x sirius black #remus x sirius #harry potter #hp #hp poa #prisoner of azkaban #hogwarts #slytherin #gryffindor #ravenclaw #hufflepuff #moony #padfoot #hp fandom #incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter #lmaoo