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Lil Random Bridgerton headcanons

These don’t really have a theme, hence, they r random lol. Modern Au (except Colins).

Characters : Eloise, Benedict, Anthony (w/ mentions of Daphne, Benedict, and Violet), Colin (w/ mentions of Anthony and Madame Delacroix ), Hyacinth and Kate together (w/ mentions of Daphne, Eloise, Violet, and Anthony)

Hope you enjoy 😊

Ps my ask and request are open :)

Eloise guilty pleasure is self help books. We all know that she is very independent, but something me tells she would rather pick up a self help book then ask for actual help. Of course she reads these im private, I think she would die of embarrassment if anyone found out. She just doesn’t like people to know when she’s “weak”.

Benedict would take cooking classes. Like he can cook but he knows he’s not a good cook. But I feel like once he meets you he secretly takes cooking classes and he’s very secretive about it. For a split second in the beginning, you were convinced that he might be cheating on you. Instead of letting it eat at you you go and talk to him and this is where he confesses. He’s would be so heartbroken to think that you would think he would do that, but he would also be understanding. Anyway, now both of you go and do little cooking classes and he finally made a good meal.

Anthony is insanely good at practical gift giving. Like if u mention that u found a set of pans that u want for ur kitchen, bam u got them for ur birthday. I feel like he gets Daphne or Benedict to spy / ask around when Xmas or birthdays come around so he can see what people want / need. Although I feel like he always gets Violet and you something sentimental.

Colin is a kind of man to meet up with the modiste to get a special dress made for you. Like idk y I see this, but he’s such a softy and a great gift giver like Anthony that he would head to Madame Delacroix himself. He would get the main things you love in your dresses but little accents of what he likes (certain beating, lace, etc.) He would surprise you before the next Bridgerton ball with it. He would also feel so proud and happy when u flaunt it to your friends.

I feel like one day Hyacinth would ask Kate for tea to ask her how she can become cool and strong like her. Like I feel like part of Hyacinth wants to be so much like the women in her life, but with Daphne living far away, Violet having a motherly filter, and just something tells me Eloise and her aren’t super close, she would go to Kate. Kate would feel very touched, and would tell her to be confident and strong, but also herself. I feel like this is where these two become close and Kate starts to take Hyacinth under her wing. Also Anthony just dies a little over this, like he is so touched. God I love Kate and Anthony so I had to put them together in this one.

#bridgerton #bridgerton headcanon #headcanons #bridgerton x reader #anthony bridgerton #benedict bridgerton #colin bridgerton #daphne bridgerton #eloise bridgerton #hyacinth bridgerton #kate bridgerton #violet bridgerton #madame delacroix #bridgerton modern au #modern au #benedict bridgerton x reader #anthony bridgerton x reader #colin bridgerton x reader #hope y’all enjoy

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So I realized that I never have explicitly posted that request are open so here it is!!

DISCLAIMER : If I don’t have something listed in my Hard No’s and you request it, and it makes me uncomfortable I will not write it.

Fandoms I’ve done so far : Haikyuu and Bridgerton (but I’m open to doing other fandoms as long as i know about them lol)

Style : character x reader

Rating : PG 13 - Spicy

Will Write : Implied smut (working my way up to full smut), fluff, crack / humor, and angst

Hard No’s : No underage canon characters, no furry content, non-con, inšest

Turn Around Time : within 1 - 2 weeks. If something comes up i will let y’all know of course

Examples : So far I do short random headcanons like this and this and i do specific scenarios headcanons like this, this, and this!

Please feel free to write in I promise I don’t bite 🤍🍓

#ask open #reqs open #request #request open #ask #haikyuu headcanons #bridgerton headcanon #anime headcanons #headcanons #x reader headcanons

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Sweet Benedict & Anthony Relationship Headcanons

Modern Au. These r just sweet little relationship headcanons about Benedict and Anthony. These r x reader style. Just pure fluff.

A/N : This is my first time writing Bridgerton headcanons so please be kind ☺️. I can always do an NSFW version if y’all want. ✨Please Enjoy✨

Ps my ask and request are open :)

Benedict

1. He’s the kinda man to make you the Lego flowers because in his own words, “these are more beautiful because they can never die just like my love for you”. However he will still get you regular flowers bc he’s nothing if not a gentleman.

2. He’s terrible at keeping secrets from you. Like if he’s having a bad day he’s not going to be like “oh don’t worry about it” Cough cough Anthony. He will make it a point to always be honest about his feelings with you.

3. This man loves to gossip, but only with you. Oh dear god, weather its some work drama, some tea from his brothers love life’s, or some juicy tea from y’all’s friend group, your this mans first text. If it happens if front of both of you he is shooting you a “oh we have to talk about this later” look.

Anthony

1. His love language is acts of service / gestures. Don’t get me wrong, he always tells you he loves you, but it’s the small things he does. If you’re feeling sad he will bring you a warm drink, a fluffy blanket, and will be there with a comforting hug. Also something tells me he loves making you breakfast.

2. Dates r so SO important to him. Like weather its just a movie night in or dinner out, he will never not put in effort. All you need to do is say what your date idea is and he will plan everything. He also isn’t a huge fan of surprises, but it means so much to him when you plan a date.

3. He has a notes app full of baby names, broke down by gender, the full 9 yards. He made it once y’all started dating because he just knew that he wanted to start a family with you. He also gets so red when u see him adding to it one day. That night y’all stay up comparing baby names and talking about the future.

#bridgerton #bridgerton headcanon #headcanon #benedict bridgerton #anthony bridgerton #benedict bridgerton x reader #anthony bridgerton x reader #i hope this doesn’t flop #x reader #bridgerton x reader #modern au #bridgerton modern au

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✨Short lil headcanons Pt 2 Icks Addition✨

Enjoy :)

Ayyoooh here’s the monthly content drop. Hope this doesn’t flop 😅👌🏻

Characters: Semi, Atsumu (hint of spice) Akaashi (Bokuto mentioned) Tsukishima, and Ushijima

Ps my ask and request are open :)

Semi is one of those "ya I only listen to obscure artist" / " yeah, I like them, but now they're two mainstream" guys. IM SO SORRY BUT LIKE?? he's a musician and just something tells me that he either listens to these obscure artists that no one really knows about (and lowkey arnt that great) and old 80s rock music but in an elitist way.

Atsumu not only keeps track of his body count, but also cares about others 💀💀. And I mean like notes app of all the peoples names. He doesn't care in a slut shamey way, in like a how freaky/ experienced are you way. His body count is in the 30s btw.

Akaashi not only doesn't use social media, but has that "social media is childish" look on it. Like this man has a Facebook, that he hasn't posted on since like high school, has an Instagram, because Bokuto made it for him, and uses Youtube that's it. It's not so much that it's in a super obnoxious way, but like if you try to tell him some Internet drama, he'll kind of roll his eyes and will go "why does it matter?"

Tsukishima thinks skincare is "girly" and uses 3 in 1 💀💀 God I feel this one in my gut yall! Like u could be doing a face mask and could offer him to do it with u and he would go "umm..no thanks". Also with the 3 in 1 he would be like "it saves time" like sir what ru so busy doing that you can't take two seconds to separate the three in your shower routine?? On top of it though he'll bitch that he has acne.

Ushijima sleeps in the complete dark and silence. This is psychopath behavior first of all. Second tho, he will be like "ya it needs to be quite or I'm not sleeping." And this is something he will not compromise on. I'm talking not even using ear plugs or eye mask kinda shit. You better just get used to sleeping with some headphones on, he's not budging on this.

#haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu!! #anime #haikyuu crack #headcanon #post timeskip #atsumu miya #ushijima wakatoshi #keiji akaashi #semi eita #tsukishima kei #icks #random ass thoughts

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He cant handle his crush on you.

Oh god, he can be smooth, he really can, just not when it comes to you. Dear god, this poor bitch. He is a natural flirt for Christ sake, if anything he’s use to people thinking he has something for them when he never even thought of them like that. Oh but when it comes to you??? *In an Italian mobster voice* forget about iiiiitttttttt. He’s a mess. You thought for the first solid week you knew him, you thought he was just super shy, but nope just you bitch. And he hates it.

He wants you to see he can be cool. He has had bitches before you. Although saying that in his head even sounds bad. Nah he’s a gentleman. ANYWAY that’s not the point. He can be all you want and more. But oh lord he feels like he’s 15 again, bitchless some may say fully unable to get any. The question is, do you find this cute? Do you even see him like that?? Do you see that under all the clumsiness and slight anxiety around you that he could make you so happy??

CHs - IWAZUMI(you best believe sittykawa is not letting him live),Suna (its weird for everyone around that this happen and u best motherfckin believe those twin bitches aren’t letting him live), Osamu (except now its suna and atsumu on his ass) , Karoo, Noya (this is fuckin adorable to think about! Imagine all the shit Tanaka would give him and then Asahi giving him advice??? Kill me) Tendou (Ushi sees this ONE time and tells him to just tell you, and when he doesn’t, he just goes up to you and is like “ok he likes you. Please don’t hurt his feelings.”) ok these of obviously all time skip BUT SPECIFICALLY time skip Rio Henita?? Confident as allllll fuck but then it’s u and there he is!! The freshman henita we all know and love <3

Ok here’s the inspo for this. The way I have no brain power lately???? I’ve been sick off and on plus allergies so that’s a ménage à trois from hell. Let me know if y’all have any requests / ideas for me. You can just anon me or DM me idc, It would be greatly appreciated :))

#haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu!! #anime #haikyuu crack #headcanon #post timeskip #hajime iwaizumi #suna rintarō #osamu miya #kuroo tetsurou #yu nishinoya #tendou satori #hinata shoyo #i tried my best im running on 3 hours of sleep

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Update PT2

I have no fuckin inspo 😩😩 i have some ideas but they might flop but ill still post them. Just throwing that out there.

#update #im trying to post more but OF COURSE this happens when im trying to be more consistent

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Just putting this out there, I’m going to start dipping my toes into the other fandoms that I’m a part of to create head cannons with. I’ll still be posting ones for haikyuu, but I want to dip my toes into other phantoms like Bridgerton, which I’ve been obsessed with lately. Just wanted to let y’all know 👍🏻👍🏻

#update #I hope this doesn’t make any of you unfollowed me #We go with the inspiration takes us #PS I’ll probably start doing mixed headcannons

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He’s the kind of man that not only comes to girl's night out but is fully welcomed. Like POV he’s your boyfriend, you set up a girl's night, and he is fully integrated into girls night. He can be the DD, he can be the man who goes on a snack run, he can be the one who starts the evening by passing out shots like he can do it all. Oh you think you’re the host tonight ? Wrong. it’s him. If one of your friends becomes an emotional drunk, he becomes a therapist. If one of the girls is falling down drunk he’s giving piggyback rides. If it’s a girls night in and the charcuterie board runs low, he’s in the kitchen restocking it.

At least every girl has at least told you twice that they wish they wish there was a clone of your man. But if one of the girls is being suss, you know getting a little too flirty trying to get a little too close to him, he gently reminds them that he is wifey’d up. He also knows all the tea, all the drama, and is fully giving out advice (but if you don’t want advice, he’ll just let u rant).

- Bokuto, Kuroo, Daichi (specifically with him, he’s the kind of man to take everyone’s keys before the drinking starts), Mattsun, Iwazumi (although he has made everyone swear up-and-down that they would never tell Oikawa about girls nights, because he’s just not dealing with that), Ushijima (yes, he’s very stoic, but that doesn’t mean that he doesn’t know how to have fun), Tendou (if somebody tries to mess with any of you at the bar, he’ll fight a bitch) , and of course, Atsumu

‼️sidenote, I typically write head cannons in a genderless way so you don’t have to be female presenting for this it’s just basically anybody but men because the boys night would be totally different lol‼️

Ps my request are open :)

#haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu crack #haikyuu!! #headcanon #hajime iwaizumi #kotaro bokuto #kuroo tetsurou #atsumu miya #matsukawa issei #daichi sawamura #ushijima wakatoshi #tendou satori #haikyu #mattsun #x reader

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I feel like when Bokuto (age 40) sees on Twitter #bokutoisadilf or #bokutodilf trending after a game from a charity match and he would lowkey be so confused but also would lose it 😏😂

Like he is shocked that one, so many “young ladies” (he would be so awkward saying it when he talks about it with kuroo later) think he’s hot even tho he could possibly be their dads age, but also he would get a lil cocky?? Like, after doing a little research on what a “dilf” is he would start playing into it. I’m talking plays into it like Pedro Pascal and David Tennant.

He goes down the spicy rabbit holes on Twitter and plays into what the fans write about. It would all come to a head when he does “celebrity reads spicy tweets” and he would just admit that he goes lurking. He would also say that he is very flattered, but sets the record straight that he doesn’t hook up with his fans bc if feels like an abuse of power. We Stan this king ok 👑✨

#haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu!! #anime #haikyuu crack #headcanon #bokuto headcanons #bokuto #bokuto dilf #also he would be the HOTTEST FUXKIN DILF TELL ME IM FUXKING WRONG!!!!

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✨Short lil random headcanons✨

Enjoy :)

Also, I can definitely see some of these headcanons having multiple characters to them, and I could always expand on those later.

Characters : Bokuto, Sakusa, Tendou, and Kageyama

Bokuto prefers a thick gal. Not in a “ya I’m so different I like thicc girls” and then it’s like some girl with a little thigh. No. This man likes the girls with roles, the ladies with stretch marks, the girlies that blow out the inside of their pants on the thigh and then gotta go get the iron on patches bc hey those r the good jeans that fit just right!! U can’t give up on those!! (maybe I’m speaking for personal experience…ANYWAY)

Sakusa has an addiction to sugar free redbull. He is convinced himself that sugar-free makes it not bad for you. He’s to the point where Meian yelled at him bc he almost dropped in practice and when they checked him, his pulse was sky high. Now he acts like a fucking alcoholic the way he is hiding that he is still drinking it. I mean like putting it in a travel mug and refusing to let anyone touch that shit.

Tendou is a true crime bitch. I mean he has a Netflix account solely for the true crime documentaries that come out. Don’t think he’s a creepy one tho, he will go into a 2 hour rant about how disgusting the true crime fans that excuse or even romanticize people who commit horrible crimes r disgusting. He just finds in interesting how these monsters could exist.

After high school Kageyama developed a lactose intolerance. Idk y I think this but it makes me laugh so hard to think about. With the way this man loves milk and then finds this out?? He is absolutely devastated 💀💀 but it’s ok! He ends up being able to, as he says, “coexist and tolerate” vanilla almond milk. He doesn’t care when it comes to food tho, he will suffer just to have pizza.

#haikyuu crack #haikyuu!! #haikyuu headcanons #sakusa kiyoomi #kotaro bokuto #anime #tendou satori #kageyama tobio #idk man I just got board

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He is someone who doesn’t handle toxic relationships well. He wants to be toxic back so bad, but being vindictive isn’t in his nature. Someone could stab him in the back a million times and in the back of his mind he’ll still wish the best for them. He learned how to place better boundaries, but that one person always finds a way to worm their way in and stab him one last time.

: Hinata, Kenma, Kuroo, Sakusa (he just hides it better), Asahi, Tanaka (he tries so hard to hide it, but he breaks down with his friends..bad), Ennoshita, Yamaguchi (Lowkey it’s Tsukishima who’s doing the hurting), Yachi, Lev, Iwaizumi (like Sakusa, he can hid it well), Tendou (u would never know, but Ushi does)

#haikyuu headcanons #haikyu #Hinata #Kenma #Sakusa #Asahi #Tanaka #ennoshita #yamaguchi #tsukishima #yachi #lev #iwaizumi #tendou #ushijima #haikyuu fic

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Whenever I hear Hotel by Pitbull i always think of gojo. U SIT HERE AND LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME IM WRONG! AM I WRONG BRO??! ABSOLUTELY NOT!! The fics write themselves babe 😌💅🏻✨

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk crack #headcanon #gojo satoru #gojo #gojo crack #anime headcanons #just picture it

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🇵🇸 links and info to keep u updated

First of all I stand with the victims of this horrible genocide that is taking place in Palestine. If u do not like that, block me. There is no other way to describe what is happening as anything but a genocide. 

I will try to keep this post updated with links to donation organizations / people who can keep u updated about what is happening in Gaza and about Palestine. I am continuously trying to keep myself educated about what is happening and I encourage u to do the same. We can at the very least, spread their voices. Do not let the innocent souls that are being affected by this go unheard. It is painful to see, it is uncomfortable to hear about, BUT do not let these people die in vain just because it makes u uncomfortable.

Also I find that I personally am finding most up to date information from TikTok, but if u would like to contribute to this post please DM me links u would like me to add. Thank u.

Save the children donation

Use THIS FILTER on TikTok! The creator is in a program, called the creator fund. All money that she makes from the people using this filter is directly going to the relief of Palestinians. 

This woman goes by @wizard_bisan1 on instagram and on TikTok. She was originally a film maker but now her accounts r dedicated to show how her life has changed with this genocide, and uplifting the voices of the unheard.

Awa is also a fantastic tiktoker who is spreading info on both Palestine and things going on in Sudan

Awa also has been keeping you updated on what brands to boycott and y you should be

Best ways to boycott

I will also be posting other videos that I believe just need to be boosted

Protest from Madrid

@nemahsis beautiful Version of we live in cities

A list of most but not all, bc this is 4 days old (as of writing this) of the children who have been murdered

Rabbi Dovid Feldman, spokesperson for Neturei Karta, an international Orthodox Jewish anti-Zionist group addresses a crowd in downtown Montreal in reaction to the Israeli government turning off Gaza's electricity and water.

A little girl recognizing her mother being a victim of the bombing

#palestine #free palestine #free gaza #spread awareness #gaza genocide #gaza strip #gaza #boost #do not sit by and let their voices not be heard

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Some of u “straight” girls need to realize it is gay to want to make out with ur best friend when ur drunk. Tiffany u r in a glass closet, go listen to girl and red and google bisexuality.

#random thoughts #gay things #secretly gay #this is not a straight thing to do

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Just letting y’all manhwa/yaoi/webcomic readers know readers if u need a good site to read on, use manga mirr0r and if they don’t have something specific look on manga jiñx (written normally). Idk if they r sis sites or whatever but they r good with limited ads. If u use an ad block (for Apple I use ad block pro, it’s free) it is perfect. Also, ✨little pro tip✨, if u make them bookmarks they look just like apps. 

#yaoi bl #yaoi #manhwa #webcomic #webtoons #spicy books #life hacks #just wanted to help my fellow broke ass bitches who need to read

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Y TF DID NO ONE TELL ME HOW TEDIOUS MAKING A MASTERLIST IS FUCK

#masterlist #jfc this it takes forever #behind the scenes #random thoughts

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What Piercings The Haikyuu Boys Have

I deeply beg any fan artist want to run with this p l e a s e do 😘😘

Characters - Atsumu, Osamu, and Suna

ATSUMU

* Has earlobe but normally out of laziness doesn’t wear anything in them. If he’s going out then he put in fake little looking black gauges or little studs

* This man was on tiktok one day tho and saw that filter that shows different nose/face piercings and did a tiktok saying “whatever i land on I’ll get” and he didn’t take it seriously. It landed on a simple side nose piercing on the left

* Until his teammates called 👏🏻 his👏🏻ass👏🏻out👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

* It took a bet of 1v1 match vs Oikawa where if he lost he had to get the piercing, but if shittykawa lost he would get a tramp stamp

* …….shittykawa whipped his ass

* He made Bo and Osamu go with him for moral support

* He got a little stud. It’s little and simple. He puts a hoop in every once in a while but he wears it more often bc he doesn’t like how it looks with nothing in it.

OSAMU

* Has 8mm to 10mm gauges

* Got them a couple of years after he graduated bc he was sick of looking like atsumu

* Did it bc atsumu kept giving him shit about the gray hair so he died it back to brown but hated how much they looked alike so he went and did this

* Has only 3 pairs. black, silver, and white

* Man is a c l e a n f r e a k about them

* He’s terrified of them smelling bad bc he’s a chef and he’ll catch it before anyone else

* He has been bouncing around the idea of a nose piercing but after sumu got his he became more indecisive

* Now at least he knows he could pull it off

* But is it worth it at the chance he’s gonna look like sumu again??

SUNA

* NOW ik this man is headcanoned to be the piercing king™️ but I don’t think he’s that crazy with how many he has

* So he has double ear lobe piercings and a cartilage on the top of the left side and a one in the middle on the right

* but he doesn’t wear earrings in all of them all at once he’s just got them over the years

* They r usually cover by his hair so he rarely takes them out for games

* The one people don’t know about is he has his belly button piercing

* He never wears a ring in it but the whole is still open

* This all happened when he lost arm wrestling after a night of drinking to Kita. Kita told him he got to come up with his punishment.

* Suna thought it was gonna include some community service, or helping him on the farm but nope

* “Since ur a little jewelry slut, ur gonna get a slut piercing” - kita , 6 beers in and a giggling mess. Aaron and Osamu were also there

* (Disclaimer I’m not slut shaming u if u have a belling piercing. I think they r very pretty. It’s just for the headcanon.)

* So the next day Kita, Aaron, Osamu and The Victim went to get it done.

* Did they have to drag him there? Yes. Did it include blackmail? Yes. Was this ethical? Prob not. Did they give a fuck? Nope!!

* So he got it done and they made him keep it in until fully healed and they knew it wouldn’t close.

* Jokes on them tho bc he thinks he looks good as fuck with it in and has the playboy ring (iykyk) and wears it every once and a while

LET ME KNOW IF U WANT A PART 2!! I’m half tempted to do a spicy part bc my mind is going brrrrrrr 💅🏻💅🏻

#haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu crack #suna rintarō #atsumu miya #osamu miya #anime #brains proper work #haikyuu!! #haikyuu