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lunas-side-anime-blog · 4 months

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specific icks i think my fav JJK ppl would give me bc the solution to delulu is bullying <3

(yuji, megumi, nobara, gojo, nanami, inumaki, yuta, maki, toji and choso)

Yuji

swears to god he can handle spicy food and I promise you he cannot. like every time you guys get ramen and can choose your spice level he insists on the hottest one but he just ends up sweating and crying by the end of it. he will never learn 🙁

Megumi

he’s that one person in a group chat who's silent and doesn’t respond or react to anything, but if you kick him out he’d be bitter about it? fucking voyeur, like do you just wanna watch human interaction or are you gonna contribute at some point?😒

Nobara

i think if you’re her friend and her crush walks by, she’d do a full mood shift and suddenly be meaner to you in hopes of making her crush laugh. THERE'S A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL FOR PPL WHO DO THIS^^

Gojo

gojo just assumes if you tell him something, it’s okay to talk about it like anywhere? he has walked up to you and said, “hey y/n! brought some cranberry juice for you UTI! oh! who are they??😀” and you're literally sitting and talking to your PARENTS.

Nanami

brags about not having friends as if it’s his choice? listen I love nanami as much as the next girl with daddy issues, but you cannot tell me he'd have any friends. and he’s in denial about it too, he’d say something like, “I just can’t be bothered with such idiots, I’m too busy and smart.” and it's like “...did they even invite you to sit with them babe? who's rejecting who, here? bc sounds like they just don’t like you🫢”

Inumaki

i’m willing to bet money that he does that thing where he clutches his spoon in a fist, ifykyk like I’m cringing just thinking about it. toddler behavior🍼

Yuta

picky eater who lies and says he’s allergic to food he doesn’t like, just bc he's that dead serious about you not bringing pickles around him. he’s committed too like he’ll fake a choking noise and everything. drama queen 👑

Maki

hey mama's lesbian, I’m srry but she is. has one sports bra she wears every. single. day. it’s v questionable bc "babe, when do you wash it??🕵️‍♂️"

Toji

wears the oldest, most torn up boxers like they can be falling apart at the seams with gaping holes in them and he doesn’t see the problem???

Choso

thinks he’s so dark and messed up like, “my music will prob scare you” type shit and it’s just Pierce the Veil lmao?

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slvttyplum · 5 months

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✮⋆˙ when satoru is super excited, or mad he spits when he talks. | satoru gojo

this is a funny thought that crossed my mind when i watched jjk 0 again.

whenever he sees you, he’s literally splashing water in your face when he talks.

“oh my god i missed you so much!” boom there’s spit droplets on your face.

at first you didn’t mind, you thought it was something cute he did but deeper down the road you got agitated.

“satoru! calm down… you’re spitting… again.” and it’s a camera panning to you swiping off spit that plastered across your face.

or when he’s very visibly upset and he’s trying to get his point across and spit is flying everywhere.

“stop! i don’t care anymore… just stop talking!” your face was half covered with saliva and you didn’t want the other side covered so you just let him have it.

this was a discussion several times and he says every-time that he’ll stop but you later realized it’s something he couldn’t control so he stopped trying to control it.

“stay over there… please.” you beg of him, you didn’t feel like the waterworks that day.

even when he sneezes he doesn’t think to cover his mouth, he’s very inconsiderate when it comes to that.

but you just ran with the “he can’t help it.” an adult child to be honest.

side note, he’s one of those people who coughs obnoxiously.

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk x reader #jjk #jjk x you #jujustsu kaisen x reader #gojo satoru #jujutsu satoru #jjk satoru #jujutsu kaisen satoru #satorugojo #icks #jujutsu gojo #jjk gojo #gojo x reader

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verysium · 5 months

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PLEASE DO BLUE LOCK ICKS IM BEGGING🙏😭🌹

😏 coming right up anon. gonna channel my inner critic and not hold back on any of these.

RIN

brother complex. not much else to say except that he needs to get a life. not everything is about metaphorically crushing your older brother's dreams and brooding in the dark hate of retribution.

competitive but only because he is a desperate whore for external validation. ignores everyone but craves the attention of a sole person named sae itoshi. was defeated by isagi once and has never let go of it since. has a one-track mind that is impossible to derail. stubborn when he wants to be.

probably a virgin and will continue to be one until his late 30s.

has not known a single day of peace ever since sae ditched him for the popular girlies. as a result, he has developed a very concerning case of social awkwardness. his idea of a conversation involves a brick wall and thirty minutes of you staring at his resting bitch face. constantly looks like that one grumpy cat meme. judges you for your poor decisions but then gets aggressively defensive when you point out his own mistakes.

reeks of so much teen angst that even metallica can't save him. the problem is that he has nothing to back up his emo persona. his insults lack creativity and, unfortunately for him, phrases like "lukewarm" and "half-baked" and "hell" do not make his words carry more weight. uses the f-word but in the most embarrassing context that it makes you facepalm and internally cringe.

SAE

zero social awareness. this boy's head is empty. the lights are not on up there. there are no picture frames or furniture. the curtains are drawn, and there is not a sliver of clouds or sunshine. cannot read body language and does not know what a filter is.

the source of all of rin's stress. he is the original trauma projector, creator of generational cycles. not even subtle about it. "turns out i was wrong. i thought japan was incapable of ever giving birth to decent forwards." sir....with the way you worded that, you knew exactly what you were doing when you gave rin false hope.

swears but it's even worse than his brother. literally called his elders a "fatso and bob cut duo" and "insect turd." i mean....there is a line between what is considered a legitimate burn and what is a first grader making up insults in his coloring book.

has a horrible haircut and no fashion taste. i already talked about this previously, but it was so bad it deserved a second mention.

a freak but tries to justify it rationally. like what do you mean you can tell a person's athletic ability from their buttock size? just admit you have a kinky fetish already.

somewhat of a coward but i'm gonna give him some leniency due to his tragic child genius backstory. tbh he's just an eighteen-year-old boy who needs a goddamn break.

KAISER

alexa please play clown music. this man sets himself for failure and then wallows in self-pity when he actually fails. like what did you expect? you knew what was going to happen the moment you challenged isagi like that. it was most definitely your fault you got violently humbled.

has a borderline god complex (currently calls himself an emperor but has not evolved into a deity yet.) unfortunately, he does not stand on business. cue the dramatic meltdowns when he realizes there is an actual gap between his ability and his reputation. if you're going to lie, at least make it believable.

insecure and mentally unstable. he probably cuts and re-dyes his hair every single time shit happens. no wonder his locks get shorter every time.

lazy when it comes to anything that is not football and expects others to do it for him. demands princess treatment wherever he goes. unfortunately, not all of us have servants with no self-respect like ness.

"it is not enough that i should succeed, others should fail" type of person.

does not wear shoes and even if he does, it's sandals. put them grippers away.

NAGI

a literal sloth who has so much potential but uses none of it. has no intrinsic motivation of his own, so if he's going to do anything, it has to be you behind the wheel, making sure he gets put to work.

does not have a close relationship with his parents, and so he has no sense of community, holidays, or traditions. no fun at all if you want him to do things like christmas shopping or birthday celebrations.

rots in bed all day and then has to nerve to ask you to carry him around. your back better be strong because his 190 cm body is not going to be light.

not loyal (need i say more.)

REO

second male lead syndrome. also known as that one popular guy who's always picked last.

acts like a victim but then when you realistically tell him to how to change his situation he refuses to do so. you cannot ask for advice and then take none of it to heart. no wonder you're still not over your ex.

"i can fix him" mentality. no, you can't. you are a seventeen-year-old child, not a licensed therapist and nagi isn't even all that.

NESS

touch-starved to the point he will stay in a toxic and abusive relationship in order to gain some scrap of affection. just because you were the black sheep of your family does not mean you can lose all sense of personal dignity.

probably stalks all the people he hates. has a burn book like regina george from mean girls. cuts out and glues little pictures of kaiser all over his bedroom. doodles hearts all over it with glittery gel pen. isagi's face and name are scratched out of every team photo.

delusional and prone to mood swings. medicated but at this point, he is beyond saving.

ISAGI

a home wrecker. has ruined more relationships than he can count on ten fingers yet still manages to smile like he's some angelic saint.

solves jigsaw puzzles for a living (not very cool if you ask me.)

has some unresolved anger management issues. probably repressed all his negative feelings when he was younger, so it all comes out when he's on the field. unfortunately, his twilight-sparkle-friendship-is-magic agenda is not going to work if he keeps cussing out his teammates like that. but then again, he is the main character, so i guess his plot armor makes up for his pitfalls.

says that he's a good guy but then holds personal vendettas against rivals he doesn't like. boy was so ready to throw hands when #kaisagi was trending on the internet. but when you actually think about, he's similar to kaiser in more ways than he'd like to admit.

BAROU

has the worst case of high and mighty "holier-than-thou" attitude. isagi put his ego in check, but it still peeks out from time to time.

he was the ugliest baby when he was born. i am not going to hold back on the child barou slander because it is true. no, he was not a cute and lovable bundle of joy. he looked like a demonic gremlin.

he needs to take more risks in life and try cross-dressing. simply imagining him in a maid uniform will not suffice. it needs to be made into a reality.

with how nit-picky he is, i doubt people can realistically stay within a 1-meter radius around him. unless you are a clean freak yourself, his constant complaints will start to get annoying after a time. even if he does have good intentions, he needs to let people have a little breathing room sometimes. a messy room is not going to kill you.

BACHIRA

this boy's brain is smooth. no folds. no gray matter. no intelligence either. his pencil and eraser have been left untouched since day one. if he wasn't crazily good at football, he would be unemployed and homeless in the future. not even a mcdonald's wants him.

one of those people who will do the literal opposite of whatever you say. you want him to stop talking? well, now he's never going to shut up. you tell him not to step on a pile of dog shit? well, now he's going to walk right into it. you want him to quit running around and act normal? well, now it's his life's mission to make you as annoyed as possible. please pray for your hair follicles because at the end of the day, you're not going to have many left with how much he makes you want to tear your hair out.

has the cerebral capacity of a toddler. if he thinks monsters are real, he's going to think anything is real. super gullible when it comes to any form of scam, ploy, or trickery. the only way he would not be fooled is if he's also played the same prank before.

SHIDOU

a brazen pervert. says the most out-of-pocket things and refuses to apologize for them. sometimes it comes out a little too sleazy for your liking.

"to me a goal is fertilization! a shot is the seed and the goal is the egg!! and the birth of that joy i call an explosion!! my genes are gonna knock you up!" let us give ourselves a moment of silence to digest this quote. only shidou ryusei would come up with a sperm and egg metaphor to describe football. (i guess protection means nothing to him.)

has no empathy. if you dislike him or cannot keep up with him, you're a literal nobody in his books. no sportsmanship. no compassion. no self-awareness.

you cannot say "balls" to him in a serious tone without him misinterpreting it as something dirty. that alone should tell you enough. stay the hell away from him.

where do men get the audacity? right here. from this little bastard. he invented the term "shameless slut." boy was getting off during the u-20 arc and on live TV too. no wonder sae said he was disgusting.

and finally, he comes from a long line of cockroaches. he's even got the antennae to prove it.

i think this might have been a little excessive, but i have no regrets about it. you're welcome anon ♡

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vxmpyse · 2 months

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Biggest Miguel o Hara fan Icks? I’ll go first

TW:mentions of age gaps, rape, and vulgar language.

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It gives me the ick when people think Miguel would be a horrible husband/boyfriend . I get he’s rough and stern in the movie across the spider verse, but geez. He would probably be the most gentle person ever with you. Since he’s already lost gabby and has no one left, he would be afraid to lose you too. I’m not saying he did the right thing by chasing after miles like that in the movie atsv, but cut him some slack.

Another ick is those people who ship Miguel with like every single atsv character that he’s had an interaction with. I have seen people ship Miguel with miles, Miguel with Gwen and so on. He’s an early middle aged man. Why in the fuck are people shipping him with minors that are like 15. That’s not even the worse either. Tell me why I have seen people ship MAYDAY with Miguel. Mayday is a literal baby. A BABY. That is sick. Insane. I love my fellow Miguel fans but some of them are mentally ill.

Another ick, why was I scrolling on social media the other day to see someone say that Miguel was probably raping gabby. What in the actual fuck is wrong with people. I don’t have a problem with Miguel haters, like if you don’t like him that’s fine I don’t really care because that’s your opinion but who in the actual fuck would say that. Miguel clearly has a deep deep spot in his heart for gabby, even if the movie you can tell he’s deeply hurt by gabbys death. Some of these Miguel haters make Miguel look like a pedo or a groomer. Sick sick people.

#miguel spiderverse #atsv miguel #miguel spiderman #miguel 2099 #miguel o hara #reading icks #icks #across the spiderverse #atsv #spiderman

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thomas-jefferson-jr · 2 months

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My fandom ick is when the darker skin character in a gay ship is always portrayed as the more masculine one despite how they actually act. Stop seeing dark skin as masculine this hurts people outside of fandom.

#magnus chase and the gods of asgard #mcga #thomas jefferson jr #colorism #fandom problems #fandom #fandom culture #icks #mini rant #dark skin

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taintedtort · 1 year

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prompt ✧ their icks

characters ✧ scaramouche, kazuha, venti, kaeya, childe, itto

warnings ✧ gn!reader, this is a joke post, stinky!kazuha, alphamale!kaeya, toxic!childe

a/n ✧ kaeya’s is strictly a joke guys i promise, i know he’d never do that 😭

SCARAMOUCHE

✧ he doesn’t clean up after himself. if his arrogance and huge ego weren’t already a huge ick, this is. he’s lucky to have you (and other lackeys) to clean up after him otherwise his spaces would be a complete disgusting mess. he claims he’s “beneath cleaning.”

“how about you clean it if you’re so worried about it?”

KAZUHA

✧ forgets to wash his clothes + shower. he’s constantly on a boat with dozens of other people, so it’ll just slip his mind. he’ll only remember once he goes to move his hair from his face and realizes how greasy it is. he always smells like salt and sweat even after bathing though.

“huh? i don’t smell anything?”

VENTI

✧ when he’s drunk he’ll talk in a baby voice. absolutely insufferable, i’m aching just typing this. he’ll say shit like “pwease! just won more dwink!” and tug on you like a child. it’s disgusting, you end up leaving him in the tavern right then and there. you’ll talk to him when he’s sane again, and make him apologize.

“nooo don’t go home yet, pwease! i’m sowwy…”

KAEYA

✧ he talks like an alpha male. he has the mindset of “women belong in the kitchen and men are meant to work.” its worse in bed. he’ll actually growl. it’s weird and makes you visibly recoil.

“you’re meant to stay home and clean, now be a good kitten... daddy will be home from work later.”

CHILDE

✧ acts like a “nice guy.” is super creepy actually, and kind of toxic. he’ll compare you to other girls, especially about stuff your self conscious about. oh but ‘don’t worry, he was only kidding! god, you take stuff so seriously!’ (stfu)

“woah, relax babe! i was only joking.”

ITTO

✧ refers to himself in 3rd person. this is actually canon because i’ve heard him do it. he’ll say stuff like, “itto wants a kiss! give itto kiss!” …. absolutely not. my stomach lurched while i wrote that.

“cmere baby, itto wants to cuddle!”

#reader insert #genshin fanfic #genshin x reader #x reader #fanfic #gender netural #gn reader #scaramouche x reader #kazuha x reader #childe x reader #venti x reader #itto x reader #kaeya x reader #icks #crack post #genshin crack #taintedtort

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easybrainrot34 · 11 days

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✨Short lil headcanons Pt 2 Icks Addition✨

Enjoy :)

Ayyoooh here’s the monthly content drop. Hope this doesn’t flop 😅👌🏻

Characters: Semi, Atsumu (hint of spice) Akaashi (Bokuto mentioned) Tsukishima, and Ushijima

Ps my ask and request are open :)

Semi is one of those "ya I only listen to obscure artist" / " yeah, I like them, but now they're two mainstream" guys. IM SO SORRY BUT LIKE?? he's a musician and just something tells me that he either listens to these obscure artists that no one really knows about (and lowkey arnt that great) and old 80s rock music but in an elitist way.

Atsumu not only keeps track of his body count, but also cares about others 💀💀. And I mean like notes app of all the peoples names. He doesn't care in a slut shamey way, in like a how freaky/ experienced are you way. His body count is in the 30s btw.

Akaashi not only doesn't use social media, but has that "social media is childish" look on it. Like this man has a Facebook, that he hasn't posted on since like high school, has an Instagram, because Bokuto made it for him, and uses Youtube that's it. It's not so much that it's in a super obnoxious way, but like if you try to tell him some Internet drama, he'll kind of roll his eyes and will go "why does it matter?"

Tsukishima thinks skincare is "girly" and uses 3 in 1 💀💀 God I feel this one in my gut yall! Like u could be doing a face mask and could offer him to do it with u and he would go "umm..no thanks". Also with the 3 in 1 he would be like "it saves time" like sir what ru so busy doing that you can't take two seconds to separate the three in your shower routine?? On top of it though he'll bitch that he has acne.

Ushijima sleeps in the complete dark and silence. This is psychopath behavior first of all. Second tho, he will be like "ya it needs to be quite or I'm not sleeping." And this is something he will not compromise on. I'm talking not even using ear plugs or eye mask kinda shit. You better just get used to sleeping with some headphones on, he's not budging on this.

#haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu!!#anime #haikyuu crack #headcanon #post timeskip #atsumu miya #ushijima wakatoshi #keiji akaashi #semi eita #tsukishima kei #icks #random ass thoughts

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straytoffee · 5 months

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things in winx club that i did not like ...

musa and riven's relationship

one of the worst relationships in animation. it was nice when they were getting along at the end of season 3 but then the writers make them awkward and fighting again for the next season like ?? make up your mind ..

stella and brandon's relationship

a lot of the things that i hate are the ships because they never make sense most of the time — so let's talk about the princess of solaria and her lovely boyfriend .. WHO LOWKEY ALWAYS CHEATS ON HER. this was already evident in season 2 but amped up during season 4. brandon cannot keep that dick in his pants at all and stella needs to see that.

when tecna got mad at timmy for not stopping the trix

this was during season 2 when the trix were at red fountain to take the codex. timmy let them go because he knew he stood no chance and tecna got mad as if she was doing something to stop the trix as well .. girly was just floating and sad that timmy did nothing. she could've casted a spell, but she didn't — it was stupid. she was stupid.

roxy's extra indecisiveness

it seems like they really dragged out the idea of roxy being way too confused but i didn't like that push-pull attitude of hers during the half of season 4.

bloom constantly comparing herself to roxy

fairy princesses that don't know they are one. has to save her homeland in some way. actual parent/s were not in the picture. yeah, they have a lot in common but come on bloom, not everything is about you.

inconsistent trix revivals

it was consistent for season 2. however, during the end of season 3, they were sent back to light rock monastery thing but on their return during season 5, they were in the dungeons under the sea? how the hell did that happen?

that's all .. i honestly can't think of anything else. this was just a blurb.

#winx #winx club #winx bloom #winx stella #winx musa #magic winx #icks #winx specialists #trix

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lostinvasileios · 3 months

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Witchy icks.

Godspouse controversy.

There's so much unneeded controversy around people who are godspouses. It's ridiculous. I get it, truly. It's not a one size fits all thing, witchcraft in itself isn't as well. But, absolutely nobody has the right at all to go to someone who is a godspouse of any kind (romantic, familial, ect) and tell them that they are being tricked, that they are being disrespectful, or that the deity or deities in question would never.

So, so many people think that they know everything about divinity. No matter who you are, how long you've practiced, you do not. You never will. And that is okay. It's impossible for us to fully grasp divinity.

They're infinite beings, they're beyond our own comprehension in countless ways. And that is okay. It doesn't mean anyone is less than them.

I'm so sick of people saying "Oh, well, we're mortals. They're gods. Why would they choose us?" Please, honeybee, keep that sort of opinion to yourself or to your community. To go out of your way to harass a godspouse simply for existing with their deity is beyond cruel in my eyes.

Divinity can love, they can love so many people in so many ways, and have room to love more. Speak for your UPG, but do not claim it as a verified piece of information. Just because you yourself are not a godspouse, or don't believe in it, does not mean it is not valid, it does not mean it is not a beautiful thing to experience, and it certainly does not mean that person is disrespectful if that spousal is mutual and full of love on both ends.

I've said it before, and I'll say it as many more times as I need to. Everyone's practice will never look the same. Everyone's relationship with deities is their own, therefore, everyone should go about their own days if they're upset with the way another person is interacting with a deity. You cannot speak for the deity. You've done a reading and it came back saying "No" when asking if they're spoused? Why would they tell you that they are? Why do you think the deity in question would tell you about the relationships they have that they most likely know you are not accepting of?

Fear mongering.

I advise a lot of witches, experienced or new, to stay away from Witchtok. It is not a reliable source, and most of the time, it's just trying to scare people. It's the same thing with a lot of social witch groups, and a lot of devotees/practitioners.

If someone says "be respectful", of course, that's true in my experience. But if someone says "be respectful or else all hell will break loose and you'll be forever cursed" (or something like that in a way), scroll. Block, even. That is just them trying to scare you.

No, nobody's going to steal your soul if you have an intrusive thought. No, infernal divinity is not going to call you pathetic for having trauma. No, no, no.

Not everybody is out to get you. Not every spirit you come across is a trick. The truth will reveal itself one way or another. You will find out what's real, what's not. You will be you. And you will be okay regardless of what happens in your journey.

People saying they can tell you everything you need to know.

This is less of an ick than the previously mentioned things, but it still holds a little bit of weirdness to me.

Nobody can tell you everything. Don't let that discourage you, however! It's only because it's too personal for people to decode everything you experience. It's like a barrier between you and whatever else. If you book a spell from someone you trust, go ahead, but don't let people tell you every piece of information for your craft. Because then, it isn't yours.

I get it, I really do - it can be very scary to step out and try to do it yourself, it can be hard, I know. But you can do it. Whatever's meant for you, you will indulge in. It will make itself known to you. Whatever deity, whatever type of crafts you like, and so on, it will come.

The universe is wacky. It's unpredictable most of the time. It can seem like it came straight from a movie sometimes with some of the things that may happen to you.

The universe is making your craft universal. It's meant for you and you only. It may take time to be confident on it, but you will get there. You have the ability of figuring things out. Listen to yourself, trust your own self, your own intuition, your own tools if you have them. Cleanse, research, protect yourself, but be happy in your craft. That's most important, in my eyes. The happiness. That's what your deities want to see, as well. They want to see you happy. Happy in your own craft, happy in yourself, happy in your own beliefs. They want you, to be you.

It truly is so disheartening to see people give out blatant hate in the witchy community, when there's already so much of it towards us. That there's a constant divide. Let people believe what they want, do what feels right to them. Let them love, let them doubt, help them or simply go about your day and let them figure it out elsewhere.

Be kind to those just starting out. Be kind to those freaking out because they think it's all fake. Be kind.

#mother witch advice #deity work #witch advice #witchblr #beginner witch #witchcraft #deity witch #deities #deity #satanism #theistic satanism #icks #Spotify

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onelovetwomiles · 2 months

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#fanfics #icks #reading icks #my polls #x reader #reading polls #new tumblr #writing #author #reading #books #ao3 fanfic #wattpad #fanfiction

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lunas-side-anime-blog · 4 months

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NSFW JJK Icks bc being horny for fictional characters is embarrassing and I'm putting an end to it rn

(obvi the students are aged up to 21ish, minors should gtfo! also pls feel free to request some more funny/slice-of-life headcanons, I'm on break and so bored)

general jjk icks: HERE

(yuji, megumi, nobara, gojo, nanami, toji, yuta, inumaki, maki, choso)

Yuji

the type of guy who will ask “do you wanna switch positions'' instead of just doing it. and consent is fair like he’s just checking if you're comfortable but he’ll get too ponderous about it? like he’ll be mumbling in your ear, “should we switch? maybe on your tummy? but wait didn’t you say you had a stomach ache earlier? ooh, we also need to wrap up in like ten I got a thing with megumi, maybe you can ride me rq and I’ll eat you out? which reminds me, what are we doing for dinner because-” like sir why are you dialoguing while inside me??😐

Megumi

keeps his socks on during sex. there, I said it. feel like he has bad blood circulation idk.

Nobara

pillow princess who won’t kiss you after going down on her. like dude, it’s your own taste and they just made you cum, give them a smooch tf😡

Gojo

has an established relationship with your genitalia. when he’s down there he'll talk to it casually and if you try to get him to stop he’s like, “can you bud out, me and your pussy/dick are having a moment here🤨” also feel like he’s the type to point out that you missed a spot while shaving when giving you head…😔

Toji

forgets the safeword like he’ll find it funny you're just shouting a random word out over and over again and he’s like “tf does pineapple have to do with thi-OH SHIT”

Nanami

has fallen asleep during sex so. many. times. you're gonna have to give him a five hour energy drink or something before a long night of sex. i don't believe any of that smut, you guys are just projecting bc i’m sorry this man is old and overworked👴🏼

Yuta

does the winnie the pooh thing (shirt on, no pants) and insists you guys do it under the covers. i think you guys have gotten walked in on once and he’s still traumtized :(

Inumaki

makes comments about your taste… he’ll just be like “ur a lil watery today, u good?😛” JAIL why are are you taking notes?

Maki

will absolutely throttle your shit in the bedroom and then just roll over and fall asleep immediately. maki wouldn’t know aftercare if it sat on her face.

Choso

asks if you feel good like every three seconds. also think he’d have a cringe sex playlist to get you in the mood and it’s just like the weekend and old drake or something, but prob doesn't pay for spotify prenium so every once and a while there's an AD LMFAOOO

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