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haikyuuincorrect · 3 years

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Tsukishima: ...You're giving me a sticker.

Yamaguchi: Not just any sticker! It's a sticker of a kitty saying "me-WOW"!

Tsukishima: I'm not a preschooler.

Yamaguchi: Fine, I'll take it back.

Tsukishima: Back off. I've earned this.

#haikyū!!#tsukki x yamaguchi #haikyuu tsukishima #tsukki #tsukishima x yamaguchi #oikawa tōru #hq tsukishima #haikyuu!!#hq headcanons #karasuno #tsukkiyama #kagehina

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haikyuuincorrect · 4 years

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Haikyuu characters as things I saw on tumblr (1)

Tsukishima: There's a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole, and I cross it every day.

Akashi: It's a quite night with just me, a good book and a wild Bokuto-san that hovers incessantly shouting his hopinions over my shoulder.

Kuroo: Would I reallly lure you into a false sense of security before I loudly and terribly play the kazoo? That's right, I would.

Tendou: Things just got super weird - it's my time to shine.

Iwaizumi (to Oikawa): I would sell you to Satan for one corn chip

Yamaguchi: I have a natural talent for being an anxious hot mess.

Atsumu: Looking for trouble, and if I cannot find it, II will create it.

Hinata & Kageyama: 'That's a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn't make sense.'

'You'll do it?'

'Of course I'll do it, boke!'

Nishinoya, proudly: I'm three ounces of whoop-ass.

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haikyuuincorrect · 4 years

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The plague of racism is insidious, entering into our minds as smoothly and quietly and invisibly as floating airborne microbes enter into our bodies to find lifelong purchase in our bloodstreams.

- Maya Angelou

By Stacie Bloomfield for Gingiber

#black lives matter #maya angelou

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haikyuuincorrect · 4 years

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By, instagram.com/courtneyahndesign

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haikyuuincorrect · 4 years

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Yo, I love your incorrect quotes! The lines are so creative??! I don’t even know how to explain this-. Where do you get your lines from? (Sorry if somebody already asked-)

Th-thank you so much, that’s such a sweet thing to say!😭💖 Some lines are just random, crazy things I say in a (failed) attempt to be funny. Others are quotes from books, tv series, films (Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse is a continue source of wonderful quotes). Sorry, this is a little vague, but if you are interested in the source of a particular post, please feel free to dm me/send another ask! Thank you for taking the time to send this, it really brightened my mood! <3

#haikyū!!#answered ask #haikyuu!!#ask response #incorrect quotes #incorrect haikyuu quotes #hq season 4

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haikyuuincorrect · 4 years

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Hinata, to the others: Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?

Hinata, mimicking Kageyama: “Hinata BOKE!!”

Kageyama: Hinata BOKE!!

Hinata, gasping: I conjured him!

Tsukishima and Yamaguchi: *facepalming in the background*

#kagehina #hinata x tobio #kageyama #haikyū!!#haikyuu!!#tobio kageyama #hinata shoyuo #haikyuu hinata #tsukkiyama #tsukishima x yamaguchi #yamaguchi tadashi #tsukishima kei #haikyuu tsukki #tsukki x yamaguchi #haikyuu kuroo

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haikyuuincorrect · 4 years

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Kageyama: I sent good vibes your way. They’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Hinata: …This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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haikyuuincorrect · 4 years

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Kageyama: Your existence is confusing.

Hinata: How so?

Kageyama: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

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haikyuuincorrect · 4 years

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HeLlo i aM hErE tO SuGGest sOMetHing. "I'm pretty sure at this rate Oikawa going through an emo phase is the last thing I wanna see"- Iwaizumi

So true… seriously, it looks like something Iwaizumi would really say. You totally made my day!

#haikyū!!#iwaoi headcanon #anonymous asks #kagehina #hq iwaizumi #oikawa tōru #haikyuu!!#bokuto #haikyuu iwaizumi #hajime iwaizumi

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haikyuuincorrect · 4 years

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Hinata: I may or may not have set half the building on fire and started a mild apocalypse while trying to make some cookies.

Tsukishima: Now, that is pure talent right there. I respect that.

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haikyuuincorrect · 4 years

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Hinata: Mom, we need more laundry sauce.

Sugawara: More what?

Hinata: You know, like the stuff you use to wash clothes.

Sugawara: You mean detergent?

Hinata:Yeah, but it's more sauce for clothes, you know?

Sugawara: You are not allowed to say words anymore.

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haikyuuincorrect · 4 years

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Sugawara: friendly reminder not to have too many candies before bed.

Hinata and Kageyama, with the mouth full of sweets: Nope

Sugawara, holding guns: This was a friendly one, now be prepared for the mom reminder you little shits

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haikyuuincorrect · 4 years

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Iwaizumi: *ignores Oikawa*

Oikawa: You’re really campaigning for asshole of the year, aren’t you, Iwa-chan?

Iwaizumi: As defending champion, are you nervous?

#haikyū!!#haikyuu iwaizumi #iwaizumi hajime #oikawa torū #kageyama #iwaoi #oikawa #iwaizumi x oikawa #haikyuu!!#incorrect haikyuu quotes #kagehina #kuroo tetsurō #haikyuu kuroo #hinata shouyou #bokuaka #daisuga #hq #haikyuu sugawara

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haikyuuincorrect · 4 years

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Sugawara: Have you seen Hinata or Kageyama?

Tsukishima: No, but have you tried the insane asylum, where everyone in this team is supposed to be?

#haikyuu!!#tsukishima x yamaguchi #tsukki x yamaguchi #haikyū!!#hinata shoyuo #kageyama #sugawara koushi #kageyama tobio #kagehina #daisuga #kuroo tetsurō #kuroo x kenma #haikyuu daichi #incorrect haikyuu quotes #hinata #tsukkihina #haikyuu tsukki

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haikyuuincorrect · 5 years

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Kuroo: Kenma is on a Holiday with his parents so I’m gonna cut all the sleeves off my shirts.

Tsukishima: Why?

Kuroo: He’s like 85% of my impulse control.

#haikyuu!!#kurootsukki #kuroo tetsurou #haikyuu kuroo #tsukishima kei #haikyū!!#kurotsuki #kuroken #hinata x kenma #kozume kenma #incorrect haikyuu quotes #hinata shouyou #kagehina #bokuaka #daisuga #kageyama #asanoya

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haikyuuincorrect · 5 years

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Hinata: I couldn’t sleep last night.

Sugawara: well you know what they say, if you can’t sleep that someone is thinking about you.

Hinata: who the hell would be thinking about me at 3 am?

Kageyama: *panicking intensely behind Hinata and Sugawara*

#haikyū!!#kagehina #hinata shōyō #kageyama tobio #sugawara kōshi #daisuga #gay panic #bokuaka #kuroo x kenma #kuroken #tsukiyama #haikyuu!!#incorrect hq quotes #incorrect haikyuu quotes #bokuto koutaro #kuroo testuro

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haikyuuincorrect · 5 years

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Sugawara: So, if your friend jumps off a cliff, you will too?

Hinata: Mom, I AM the friend that jumps off the cliff

#haikyuu!!#sugamama #sugawara kōshi #hinata shoyuo #kagehina #sugahina #bokuaka #daisuga #haikyuu tsukishima #tsukishima kei #incorrect haikyuu quotes #kuroo tetsurou #haikyū!!#incorrect hq quotes

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