*CJ blinks in surprise and accepts their glasses back. They put them back on, looks at the God in front of them.*
*It takes them a moment to process before giving a startled trumpeting sound from their trunk.* oh gods! I’ve been talking to a trickster God this entire time?!
But—why..?? Why me of all possible beings..? And—
*their mind blanks as their track of thoughts was derailed from the shock.*
I-I—
You insult me child...but I will allow that as you allowed me inside...in which I shall spare you...for now...
Perhaps the funniest thing that could have happened lately was that this anticapitalist cafe and community space near my place was shutting down near the end of May - but because so many Texas and Florida conservatives celebrated it online, the place got a huge donation to keep operating
It's a great place. It functions mostly like a regular cafe but it has this free/pay what you want drip coffee for anyone who wants it, free bathroom use, and it stocks indie merch and books on antifascist, queer, leftist, socialist, indigenous topics. I've met a lot of awesome people there.
Its very existence enrages conservatives, and anarchocapitalists who tried to claim it only to be shown the middle finger by its anticapitalist owner, who is an all around nice dude (and a fellow Elden Ring fan)
If you can toss a coin to its continued operation, please do! Upon request from their followers on insta they opened a Gofundme. Even just a few dollars will be a huge help.