#Bruce's 13 kids

[ghostbsuter]

Can be read as a continuation of this

.・゜-: ✧ :-

It's been a few weeks, really, since the day he met his biological father.

The oversized hoodie drowned him, a perfect haven while he waits near the entrance to arkham asylum.

The whole week rushed by after the event. His mom, wonderful, black belt, kickass mom had fretted over him the whole time, messaging his therapist not long after and getting an appointment.

His dad had been clingy, giving him bear hugs left and right, it felt nice. Jazz hadn't let him out of her sight for one moment, always searching, always studying.

Man, he loved his family.

"Are you going to visit him?" The gruff voice of Batman asks, and danny shrieks, jumping away as he looks at the vigilante with wide eyes.

"Oh Ancients—! Don't scare me like that!" Danny scolds, hand over his chest and breathing hard.

He can feel the amusement wafting off of Batman. Or something.

Huffing, the child leans against the brickstone pillar holding the gate again.

"No," he ends up answering. "I'm not here to visit... him."

Batman listens quietly, simply standing next to him. He doesn't pressure nor demand anything. If danny thinks more of it, he might get a headache.

"My sister is an intern in Arkham, we're gonna have dinner with Harley and Ivy today." A shrug, and the wind lovingly pushes him.

"Good." The man states, he hesitates a moment before he stretches his arm out towards danny, opening his hand and showcasing the items.

First is a lollipop, famous for being handed over to children after being saved by the bat himself. Second is a pin, in the shape of Batman's signature bat, it had a red button on the other side however.

"It's an emergency alert, in case anything like this happens again." Is quickly explained and Danny takes them, if not a bit tense.

He is unused to the trust the man shows him despite how short their time was spent together. Danny wonders if the bat already snooped around.

"Thanks—"

"Danny!"

His head snaps to the gate opening, brightening up as Jazz runs through and hugs him.

"Jazz!" He eagerly hugs back, thank looks up at her.

"You gotta meet Bat—" He trails off when they turn to the empty spot next to the pair, wind rustling leaves just as he finished. "man..."

Damn batman.

Danny huffs and tugs at Jazz's jacket. "Nevermind then, c'mon let's get a nice present before we visit harley."

Simply bringing her up seems to have Jazz excited. "I still can't believe we're having dinner with THE Dr. Harleen Quinzel!!!"

"And her wife."

"aND THE Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley!!!"

Her enthusiasm is rubbing off on him, he grins, hooking up his arm around hers, and they're skipping towards town, laughing like maniacs.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #look batman is paranoid #danny “i went from two mentally ill villains to crazy scientists” fenton: im fine #batman: are u sure #he was legot concerned when he got the notif that danny was at arkham #its alr now tho #just his sister #look he gave danny a emergency alarm button thing cuz he holds harley as a dear friend #even if he and her will never be mother and son #the least he can do is give him a hand if he ever needs it #jazz will and would've broke jokers neck if arkham crew wasnt aware shes the sister of jokers kid and shes hella protective #THIS IS ALL PRE-ACCIDENT #Danny is TODDLER shaped #10-13 years #he still got few months before hell #if harley was aware he was back in gotham she would have killed the joker before he knew of his son #bruce alr knows everything abt danny #the moment danny hits 15 hes sending the internship to wayne enterprises in the astronomy wing

[batcavescolony]

Batman: Hush #5

Sir, You have like 3 kids (at this time) and 6 other allies (not counting future ones) when are you alone? Alfred since day one, Dick came a year into Batman, what's with this stupid 'I'm alone' shit?

#when they fuck have you been alone? #comics #dc comics #robin #batman #bruce wayne #dick grayson #alfred pennyworth #catwoman #selina kyle #'iM aLoNe' what with your. 13 kids. 3 dogs. dad butler. only good cop in the gcpd. superbff. ect? give it a break 🙄 #tim drake #fucking emo boy

[decaybz]

Bruce on popcorn!!

I read a 800k+ fanfic that was literally just copy and pasted quotes from the movie and promos, it was amazing.

I cried.

#fanart #trolls #art #trolls 2 #trolls 3 #trolls fanart #trolls bruce #Bruce #bruce trolls #my silly little guy #ughhh I want a tall wife too #if I was Bruce I’d have more than 13 kids :3 #gah dayum

[callmebrycelee]

HAPPY 56TH BIRTHDAY, MARK RUFFALO!!!

#happy birthday #happy birthday 2023 #november 22 #november 2023 #brown eyes #actor #mark ruffalo #the kids are alright #the normal heart #13 going on 30 #bruce banner #hulk #sagittarius

[bamboozled-distress]

I watched battle of the supersons today with my brother and he couldn’t stop laughing through the entire movie bc he kept saying that Damians hair is like it’s imitating batmans ears, what am i supposed to do with this information.

#then he laughed when they hugged at the end and Bruce said I was worried about you #and his deadass said that ‘he has like 13 kids why is he still do bad at it’ WHAT WAS THR REASON #i could dedicate an entire tumblr page to the shit that he tells me with a streight face #although it was funny when I was explaining batjokes to him and his reaction was utter disgust #and said that if you want Batman to be with any villain it’d be twoface #he didn’t even say selina 😭 #battle of the supersons #supersons #damian wayne #jonathan kent #laz.exe #the batfam!!!! #<- not really but I don’t have a aperste tag for dc stuff in general

[maddie-grove]

You know what YA/MG/children’s authors need to not do? Write books that are ambiguously set in the 1960s.

#still mad about what hearts by Bruce Brooks #not least because the hero seems to be 9 in 1968 #and 13 in 1963 at the latest #either commit to setting your book in the 1960s or make it contemporary #(I shouldn’t be too hard on Bruce Brooks) #(it was the eighties and he probably misjudged the release date of honey by Bobby Goldsboro) #jumping the scratch by Sarah Weeks is the worse offender #like you’re just going along like oh this is set in the present day #and then the kid’s like sometimes I can get Martha and the Vandellas on my transistor radio

[ididgettomeetyou]

these two kids are PERFECT look at em..

#i said KID she's a KID #pls dontcall that teen a adult begging shippers to have SENSE #16/13 not gonna lie dont care for it #still doesnet make her the kids mom shes a kid too an older kid but a KID #idiots be calling a 16 year old a 13 year old moms made me loose all hope for common sense in this fandom #kataang #katara #aang #3 years is the same as bruce/selina from gotham #13 x 16 or 16 x 21.. like come on man why people gonna be weird the choice isnt option 2

[irregularjohnnywiggins]

Okay, I'm not really a fan of the Dickbabs ship, and even when I do ship it it's explicitly as Oracle and Nightwing for reasons I'm pretty sure @the-fallen-blue outlined perfectly in the past, but all that to say that I do honestly believe it is absolutely necessary for them to have dated for a handful of months as Robin and Batgirl, right at the start.

Why? Because it means that the first time Bruce has to interact with Jim Gordon socially outside of the Batsuit is when they're organising who chaperones their kids on dates, and that's absolutely hilarious.

#dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #jim gordon #dick grayson #barbara gordon #Jim Gordon comes to the conclusion that Bruce Wayne is Batman through a variety of pieces of evidence #but one of the first clues was how Bruce talked about making sure their 15 and 13 year old kids weren't up to shenanigans #with the same espionage genius and flagrant disregard for privacy laws as the Batman planning a stakeout

[no-entry-access]

Me looking at a version of Bruce Wayne with old 3-5 kids: weak ass bitch

#I’m the third of five #I know someone who’s the youngest of 13 #my dentist has 11 eleven kids #Bruce can do better than that #I believe in him #bruce wayne

[uranium-glass-dice]

I want less of "the Drakes were terrible people and parents and Bruce rescues poor sad Timmy" (not knocking the trope it just got old for me)

And more of Bruce suffering a hell of his own creation as he tries to figure out how to parent Timothy "latchkey kid" Drake, who doesn't respect the concept of having parental supervision in general and more specifically Bruce's authority as his new guardian at all, because Tim was basically his caretaker for the entire beginning of his tenure as Robin

Any kind of Parental Action would have Bruce choking in his own hypocrisy. Like... imagine trying to get your teenage son to go to bed when he's been putting your ass down for naps for like, years, by that point. Imagine telling him to eat healthier when at 13 years old he was helping your butler with designing your meal plan 'cause you were too depressed to eat

Bruce gently tries to get him to stop working on a case to take a break, and Tim raises a single withering eyebrow (he learned this from Alfred) and Bruce immediately shuts up. Tim only listens to Bruce when he wants to and being legally adopted by the man hasn't changed that

(And I want fics of the rest of the batfam reacting to this dynamic soooooooo bad)

#dc #dc comics #batfam #tim drake #bruce wayne #red robin #batman

[begaycommittreason]

a non-comprehensive list of reasons why bruce has tried banning halloween in the manor

1. dick was overly trusting of clowns as a child. he still holds the family record for most kidnappings in a single night

2. jason tried wearing his robin uniform as a costume. every. year.

3. jason then graduated to dressing up as his corpse and haunting (traumatizing) his brothers

4. cass always manages to scare him. no clark he does not shriek.

5. tim, duke, and steph got ‘spooky scary skeletons’ stuck in his head and martian manhunter started laughing at him in a JL meeting because of it

6. damian was followed and subsequently kidnapped by what they assumed was a group of very tall trick or treaters, but were actually just the league

7. that time of year is when jerry the turkey gets a little self aware (re: defensive). there have been incidents.

8. he walked downstairs only to be greeted with every member of his family dressed like green lantern. even alfred.

9. young justice decided to throw a giant party and to get in you had to wear the shittiest batman costume possible for their contest

10. jason won said contest. he didn’t even stay for the party, he just wanted the excuse

11. gotham rogues are drama kids and are therefore sluts for good thematic irony, so half of them do special edition attacks on halloween

12. the kids all do a candy swap at the end of the night, they invite kate and not him

13. tim has an allergy to peppermint and never seems to be aware of this, so he has to keep multiple epi pens on standby

14. he’s expected to wear slutty costumes and that’s just not worth his playboy cover

15. alfred only confiscates the candy he gets

16. he was just really hungover one year

17. damian has made them all watch coraline so. many. times. he doesn’t even get nightmares anymore

18. tim goes on a sugar high and has to be put on tech lockdown or he might frame lex luthor for murder and extort 90% of gotham’s elite

19. when dick and jason were younger they left open pumpkins outside his door and he would accidentally step in them every morning

20. damian tried to convince them to bob for apples with lazarus water

21. tim fell asleep while bobbing for apples (in normal water) and almost drowned

22. dick and steph drew a glittery skeleton over the batsuit

23. when he complains they all call him the grinch. it’s not even christmas.

24. pumpkin carving always leads to them flinging the innards at eachother and making a mess even alfred refuses to clean

25. the validity of candy corn argument comes to blows. every. single. year.

26. duke lead a revolt one year against the tyranny of bruce’s “no slanderous costumes” policy (he wanted to be slutty batman)

27. the kids throw a rager in the cave and somehow never get caught. it’s the only time they’re all willing to clean and it pisses bruce off that he can’t prove it.

28. bruce got sick and clark walked around the watchtower in a batman costume pretending to be him for two days

29. steph and dick glued the lorax mustache to him while he was sleeping because he refused to pick a costume. it didn’t come off for a week, and lois posted an article speculating he was secretly a natural ginger.

30. all the kids stayed in once and watched ‘it’s the great pumpkin charlie brown’ instead of partying and he’s been trying to get them to do it again ever since

#in honor of halloweekend #pls this list got way out of hand #batfamily #batfam #dc #hc

[batcavescolony]

I watched some of the DCAU 'Batman: Death in the family' while reading the B:DITF comic and tbh I don't really like the DCAU version. like I get their different stories but why not just have the Sheila plot point? Idk I just feel like I'm connecting more with comic Jason, he was just a kid who wanted to see his mother and she betrayed him. in the DCAU it's kinda like their saying 'ah well thats what you get for running off should listened'

#also why does Jason Todd's dad have Lady Shiva in his address book? idk that seem weird I guess if he needed to take a hit out on someone? #also the idea that lady shiva could have maybe been Jasons mom is funny. bruce coulda found two of lady shivas kids and another was trained #by her. if they went with that bruce and shiva shoulda just had shared costady of all the kids lol #ok now im watching under the red hood.....is death in the family just utrh bruce addition? i dont like it. and still no Sheila? #plus after jasom death its like batman didnt care. in the comics (a lonely place of dying) you see him grieving. thats why Tim went to find #dick to be robin (and then dick couldn't and Tim took up the mantle). like idk its like the dcau got a summary of DINTF and ALPOD from #someone who only likes action and hates the emotion in comics. #if i only watched utrh id be with jason on the*why dont you care about me enough to kill the joker*things bcz i dont see any morning #like i see a vague *i just got out if a 6month body cast* things from the joker or something #comics bruce was calling kids jason crashing a planes like having a big enough grieving process that a 13 year old had to get dick for help #dcau utrh is better than ditf so far i like the action and stuff but i like the comics better #comics #dc comics #robin #tim drake #batman #red robin #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #red hood #dcau #nightwing #under the red hood #death in the family #i like bb jason tho when he was in the og costume that was cute #obligatory this is just my opinion dont kill me for this i like jason and all the batkids bcz some if yall are wild

[incorrectbatfam]

rank the kids from "would destroy the batmobile in less than 10 minutes if left alone" to "Bruce wouldn't notice for 2 weeks if you took it for a joyride"

Canonically can't drive – Cassandra

Can drive but can't operate the controls – Duke

He's 3 feet tall, that's a fender bender waiting to happen – Damian

Promptly returned it because he felt bad – Cullen

She's 13 – Carrie

Failed her driving test so many times the DMV just gave her a license so she'd stop bothering them – Stephanie

Tried to pull a quick one as an only child so as punishment he's no longer an only child – Dick

Could pilot it remotely while borrowing her neighbor's WiFi – Barbara

Made it halfway to Central City before getting a ticket – Harper

Slowly stole the parts and reassembled it somewhere else, waiting for the opportunity to pull up next to Bruce with his second secret Batmobile – Jason

Leaves it where it normally is but gaslights Bruce into thinking it's gone – Tim

#dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #duke thomas #cullen row #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #barbara gordon #harper row #carrie kelley #bruce wayne #batman #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #dc comics #headcanon #ask #anonymous #tw gaslighting #tw car accident

[funktrolls]

August / September Trolls art dump! We're going closer and closer to the movie premiere! 🫶

So far I'm LOVING Bruce so much and the fact that he has a wife names Brandi and 13 kids 🥺 total family man. Can't wait to see more of Velvet and Veneer ofc. They're animation from what we've seen so far looks amazing!

#brozone #trolls branch #queen poppy #broppy #trolls john dory #trolls bruce #trolls clay #trolls floyd #trolls brandi #gijinka #trolls viva #queen viva #trolls band together #dreamworks trolls #trolls 3 #manolo.art

[mossycobblestonewrites]

DC X DP PROMPT #13

The world was officially ending. There wasn't much they could do. The Justice League had fought valiantly against the invading force, but they stood no chance. Their king was dying at the hands of these mortal fools and they would have their retribution.

Bruce couldn't find his kids, he couldn't find anyone really. Deep down he knew he was the last one standing, but that thought had yet to catch up with him. Bright swirling green caught his eye through the thick smog of death. A lone figure stepped out, glowing a bright blue with staff in hand.

His name was Clockwork, and he had an ultimatum. He would reverse the timeline, even tweak it a little, if only to take on one extra child and prevent this whole war before it could even begin. Through all of Bruce's contingencies, this was not one of them.

Bruce is now sent back, way back in time where he gets a second chance at his family. The small tweaks Clockwork spoke of? He gets to have his kids as babies.

#dc x dp #dpxdc #danny phantom #batman #bruce wayne #the world ends #but clockwork fixes it #bruce gets to raise the robins from babies #baby robins #baby danny #danny would come in between around the same time as tim #bruce gets a second chance at parenthood #he still becomes batman #but he tries to keep his kids out of it #until they are older at least #good dad bruce wayne

[duckytree]

can i have teenage dirtbag dick grayson hcs pls?? my parents are getting divorced i want to relate to him

in high school, dick was… interesting

1. he went to a prestigious private school with uniforms and never wore it properly. sometimes he would wear his gymnastics jacket over the summer dress shirt to hide the bruises and bandages that would peek through when he sweats. other times he would lie and say it was a sports accident

2. always red eyes. could have been weed, insomnia, or his daily breakdown in the bathroom

3. literally never shows up on time and comes up with increasingly wild excuses for why. still the top of the class

4. dyed his hair and wore jewellery even tho it was against code. they still let him keep it cause he was captain of the mathletes team and they couldn’t afford to lose him to win nationals

5. carries a pot and portable stove in his bag so he can make hangover ramen in class

6. hands always had bandages and sports tape

7. they made him get rid of his sneakers and wear dress shoes, so he started wearing weird socks instead. the worst was when he wore the grippy socks he stole from the mental health center

8. would pick up jason from book club and scare the shit out of everyone

9. got into fights a LOT. bruce sent a lot of gift baskets to the rich parents of the kids. but he secretly thought dick was in the right so all the gifts consisted of things he knew the family hated or were allergic to

10. regulated inconsistently between “energetic popular guy who is witty and fun to be around” and “dead inside” many times throughout the day

11. once borrowed a wax pen thinking it was a vape and was SO high for a geology exam that he resorted to licking the rock samples to identify them. he got a 98% on it, 2% off for spelling his name wrong

12. once stabbed himself with an epipen to stay awake long enough to study, nearly pissed himself

13. set the back of his hair on fire during patrol in sophomore year and had a reverse mullet for a few months (see picture)

#sorry about the divorce #art #fanart #dick grayson #nightwing #batman #dc #asks #duckytree