#Cass knows of course

[iguessthisisanewobsession]

A Catfish??

All of the bat children are horrified when they found out the boy Damian has been talking online, someone they were expecting to be a 5’3 twig. Someone who Damian has been crushing on for years turned out to be a 6’3 muscle-bound fucker that makes Jason look small.

They are even more horrified when they realized they never gave Damian the internet talk and for some reason Bruce is not reacting like this is something of concern and what the fuck-?!

The reason Bruce is not freaking out like the rest of his kids is quite simple.

He can see the last of the baby fat clinging to Danny’s face, he notices how even though Danny is a walking tank of a being, he still glances at the doorways like they could not be trusted.

Like he wasn’t used to his height.

No Bruce is not concerned, because all signs and research just points to one fact.

Danny Fenton has came into a Fenton-sized growth spurt.

#now Bruce could clear up the confusion #but the kids did take the Batmobile out on a joyride a week ago #so this can just be a test on their reasoning under familial circumstances #like Bruce did not go out of his way to vet his youngest son’s first crush #dp x dc #writing prompt #danny fenton #danny phantom #dc x dp #jason todd #batman #shipping #dick grayson #tim drake #duke thomas #Cass knows of course #she’s not going to tell #same with babs #Danny a couple months before his visit: Doors suddenly hate me Dami :n; #Damian short king Wayne who likes to be picked up even if he never admits to it #damian: tragic. #the kids saw one photo of Dan and Danny and connected some dots that were never there #dead serious #writting prompt

[somanywords]

shoutout to 6'2 240lbs steve rogers who still stands on tiptoes to reach things and curls up into the tiniest little spoon, and his best friend bucky barnes who constantly distractedly gets things down from higher shelves to hand over and always curls around him and kisses the top of his head. love is real

#something about the body remembering much deeper than anything else the brain or the eyes could say #they know how to orbit each other. of course they wouldn't change that #stucky #stevebucky #steve rogers #bucky barnes #cass rambles

[livingdeadvoid]

Stephanie, shoving a clipboard in Bernard's face: Hello, please sign this.

Bernard: May I ask what it is?

Stephanie: Petition.

Bernard: Are you an activist?

Stephanie: Activist for my very hot girlfriend, yes. She wants to be Batman, she'll be Batman.

Bernard, completely on board: Oh hell yeah, hand that over.

Stephanie, tearing up: I knew I liked you for a reason.

#what do you mean #of course dc stands for disregard canon #dc comics #stephanie x cass #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #cass cain #dc bernard dowd #bernard dowd #of course bernard knows about everything #he figured it out in like the first week #makecassbatman #stephcass #sass #the best ship name #theyre besties your honor

[ghost-bxrd]

I love love love Owl Song, will Cass and the rest of the Batkids appear? And if so, when and how? Bc I want to see Cass and Dick nonverbally bonding ✨

Well, as of now Owl Song is still on track to end with Ethiopia so, probably not >.<

Although I think Dick would be very unnerved by Cass at first. He’s not used to humans being so quiet and communicating with body language alone, so he (rightfully) clocks her as a potential threat at first. Cass obviously recognizes this and would deliberately put herself into situations where she’s vulnerable and Dick would have a very easy time to injure her (similarly to how puppies expose their bellies to other dogs in a “I’m not a threat please accept me as pack” kind of way).

Eventually Dick would relax a little and watch closely if she’s just as docile around his other (squishy) family members. Once he’d ascertain that she’s no threat to any of them he’d tentatively allow her closer to the nest, and after a few days invite her inside for obligatory cuddle sessions by giving her a first coo (opposed to the wary hoots and chitters of before).

Cass fits herself so carefully inside the nest Dick gets impatient and just pulls her into the pile of limbs with a huff.

Dick feels a bit bad about not inviting her earlier because she’s radiating such unbridled joy-soft-love-content-gratefulness he doesn’t know how he could ever assume she’d hurt them. She’s as much a protector as he is.

#Cass would communicate more with head tilts and subtle movements than bird calls #so her and dick still have a bit of a rough start #but they both read body language like champs so there’s that #still dick knows she’s a skilled assassin #they wouldn’t get along right away #after Jason dick is much too paranoid to allow any kind of threat near his family #or what’s left of it anyway #Cass only ever sees sad-grief-protective-love-despair when she looks at him #and she doesn’t know why but it’s so acute she grieves with him #he’s so scared she’ll hurt his family #but she won’t #and if dick needs to hurt her to see that she’ll allow it #dick doesn’t of course #but it takes a bit for him to trust Cass #and realize she’ll protect the family just as fiercely as him #Cass asserts herself as the oldest sister #she’ll protect him just as fiercely as he does them #batfamily #dick grayson #batfam #bruce wayne #robin #jason todd #tim drake #cassandra cain #owl song

[daughter-of-jod]

Knock on wood has become an almost obsolete phrase in the Nine Houses and is only passed on in the extremely wealthy families on the Third and Fifth where the rare wood artifact still exists and among the most skilled Sixth librarians who have access to such ancient objects

#you know magnus loves to make wood puns #and Ianthe of course can’t resist a good oblique wood innuendo #the locked tomb memes #the locked tomb #gtn #htn #ianthe tridentarius #maybe Ianthe and Jod teach kiriona all the awful jokes and innuendos associated with wood now that she has actually seen it #cass speaks

[dickheadcanons]

ok question for comic readers; have Tim's parents being dead been mentioned in Rebirth?? Because if not, then I kind of feel his New52 status is still in play....

which would mean that Dick is literally the only child orphan vigilante Bruce has worked with, which I think is incredibly funny.

#bruce wayne #tim drake #dick grayson #dc comics #because uhhhh damian is not an orphan #and of course neither is Cass or Steph or Babs #Jason thought he was an orphan but in his original iteration he pretty famously discovered his mom was alive #and his dad is currently alive #i believe helena's mom is currently alive #kate's parents are alive #dukes parents are alive #i dont know much about harper but I believe her dad is alive #like Lucius' sons clearly have a father #Tim wasn't an orphan for the vast majority of his time as Robin #but he would be the only other orphan if his original backstory is back #hes definitely not if his N52 past stands lolllll

[lanceisliterallyme]

now don’t judge me but i was on ao3 looking for some batman and miraculous crossovers and was dumbfounded to find that there are like none that are adrien centric!!!! he’s literally in a leather skin tight catsuit, ur telling me cat woman and him wouldn’t just be the funniest combo??? like y’all😒😒 live laugh love marinette dating like every bat family kid and all, but i wanna see my boy adrien out there🗣️🗣️

#miraculous ladybug #batfam #batman #fanfiction #crossover #ur telling me cat noir making god awful puns while batman is trying to stop a kidnapping wouldn’t be hilarious?? #cass is so much like kagami that i just know adrien would be bffs with her #AND if marinette gets to have turns in fics dating the whole bat family y cant adrien!! #maribat #MORE SO #ADRIENS RICH?? OF COURSE HIS DAD AND BRUCE WAYNE HAVE PROBABLY MET

[hanginginmyhead]

Kingdom Hearts really said "There's only three people in every teen friend group:

• short spikey

• tall spikey

• girl"

And then made a whole franchise outta that huh

#KH #kingdom hearts #Has this been done #I'm sure it has #I was just too lazy to look it up #Yes I know Donald sora goofy trilogy doesn't fit this but that's because Donald and Goofy aren't teens #The real question is axel a teen #I think he's got to be. What's all that angst for #Of course next question - what the fuck is organization 13 hiring teens for???? #It's too late to look closely at that I'm going to bed #Cass rambles

[oatshow]

*plays Sound The Bugle from Spirit at max volume* "Yeah I'm normal about this idea."

#cassian andor #andor #andor art #kassa #Looking real 'sound the bugle now play it just for me as the seasons change remember how i used to be' there Kassa buddy #looking kinda 'remember who you are you're a soldier now fighting in a battle to be free once more' you know? #myart #oats.png #comics #i think that lower left corner might be my favorite Cass face i've drawn #besides the 'ruescott i am not fucking around' one of course

[fragcc]

I need a melodramatic teen romance AU where Tim has been in love with his classmate and best friend – Conner Kent – for years and, just as he's preparing to finally confess, Cassandra decides to introduce her new boyfriend to the family and its none other than the same handsome, wide smiling boy he had always wanted to call his

#kon and cass dated once and i think we need more that in fics #like imagine the ANGST #tim trying to be happy for his sis bc he knows kon is the best boy she could ever find #but quielty crying in his room at night #cass of course will notice it and feel a bit guilty #plus tim might start to distance himself from kon to nurse his broken heart #and then kon starts feeling lost and dejected without tim #so she plays matchmaker for her lil bro~ #and then when timkon happens she's the one tim confides in bc he trusts her #OH and she gives kon the most terrifying shovel talk of his life :) #kon el #conner kent #superboy #tim drake #tim drake robin #tim drake wayne #bi tim drake #red robin #cassandra cain #timkon #timkon imagine #timkon hc #timkon fanfic #kontim #tim x kon #kon x tim #dc comics

[cockworkangels]

cas practice sketch

tap for quality!!!

#got a new sketchbook and pencils from a place called cass arts so of course i had to draw cas #also lol blending who i don't know her #this was a relatively quick one i just wanted to test out the pencils #spn #supernatural #castiel #spn fanart #supernatural fanart #castiel fanart #my art #sketch #art practice

[araekniarchive]

open requests woo!! 🥹

would you be able to do a web about being conflicted about love , choosing between yourself and another person , or loving someone else while being with someone

Louise O’Neill, Only Ever Yours

Empire (2015–2020), 5x18: The Roughest Day

Jodi Lynn Anderson, Tiger Lily

I’d Rather Be Me from Mean Girls

Paulo Coelho, The Zahir (trans. Margaret Jull Costa)

Rupi Kaur, ‘What Love Looks Like’, from The Sun and Her Flowers

Nicole Krauss, The History of Love

Kiera Cass, The Selection

#webs #web weaving #theme: choice #theme: love #theme: of course we will hurt each other #theme: dysfunction #mine #requests #this turned out more about choosing yourself instead of others but i like it. hopefully you do too anon :)) #louise o'neill #empire #(yes. yes i did know about this bc of the meme.) #jodi lynn anderson #mean girls the musical #paulo coelho #margaret jull costa #rupi kaur #nicole krauss #kiera cass #(i want it stated for the mob that i have never read this ya book and have no intention of doing so. the quote just fit)

[laufire]

as per the last reblog, there's definitely room for psychosexual/freudian readings of the bat clan that I'd gladly entertain, but the minute you posit bruce is sexually attracted to any of the (former or current) kids in his charge (or alfred to anyone, or anyone to damian), my disgust response kicks in, my stomach shrivels to the size of a raisin, and I quickly nope out of the conversation.

(I will be here as a one-woman army ready to sexualise cass x barbara though. if u care)

#as a dyke with Issues- #well. i do have a double standard i don't mind saying it #of course so far i've only really thought about it pertaining to cass #i'll let you know how i continue to think about it after reading the entirety of nml and batgirl vol. 1 (so like. in several months lol) #talking to the void #my thoughts #fandom nonsense #incest mention #batcest mention

[mangoisms]

i am incredibly open to writing something for dick like i literally had a whole idea for a fic for him last year — outlined and everything! the oc was fleshed out! she had powers! i made up a city! it was fun to plan! — but after further thought i would really need to do way more reading for him. i don’t feel comfortable enough to go off what i have. i don’t mind featuring him briefly in current stuff (which i really haven’t bc in my beautiful mind hes living with roy and lian in new york far away from bruce <3) but obviously this would Center on him and. yeah.

especially because my first foray was the current nightwing run before i wised up about it because 1) tom taylor and atrocious treatment of babs and characterization and just. Anyway and 2) me cementing pre-flashpoint as my holy bible in terms of what canon i trust and am happy to take on because everything after flashpoint is A Mess and YEAH. you see my problem

#haven’t even read his origins! #i’ve read tim’s and jason’s #and like both of jason’s #like back when his parents were also performers like dick’s and he was a ginger #then the other one #cass’s too of course #but not dicks not the iconic moment #seen panels of it of course since tim leeches off his trauma as shown in a lonely place of dying #KIDDING about that. sort of. you know who else was there when dicks parents fell to their deaths? #batcow. #anyway. so. yeah!

[martyrbat]

Embalming: History, Theory, and Practice, Sixth Edition

[TEXT ID: “You must express your grief at the death of a loved one, and then you must move on. The eyes of the dead must be gently closed and the eyes of the living must be gently opened.”]

#on grief #thinking of jason of course #how he had his eyes closed and opened and how the narrative and family processed and dealt with it #theres a lot of very.... on the nose parts in this book on the grieving process #where reading it i just 'bruce wayne could never/didnt get to have this and yeah that makes so much sense....' #lemme know if u want more on that :) i just find it very interesting hehee #also !!! #thinking of cass !!!! #how she died and came back ! how she sees the life as a gift to do better to prevent others death ! to die for them! #while jason already died for them and saw that the aftermath was !! nothing ! that they grieved and moved on ! that they were capable of #moving on and progressing with their lives ! #yes he died for them but for them to live and be so alive despite his death?? #just so fascinating thinking of their characters and how they both went through such big traumas and died and came back to life #against their will and their relationship and feelings towards that and how it influences the others :) #cryptcites

[bardicjustice]

Replaying Trespasser has only reinforced the fact that I'm going to kick Solas' ass so hard in DA:D

#da4 #dragon age #seriously hes a fucking moron #'im not like corypheus bc im sad abt genocide :(' YOU THINK THE PPL UR KILLING ARE GOING TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE? #the dude couldvd put effort into dismantling the systems that oppressed his ppl like slavery and the chantry #the entire Inquisition would've helped him do that! fr cass or leliana as divine would've reformed the Chantry around his requests fr #like dude you destroyed the world and went 'that was a mistake! in order to fix it im going to do the exact same thing again' #god i hate him so much #for an immortal elven god hes pretty fuckin stupid #tbf all da villains are dumb as shit #like loghain whatever his actual reasoning decided the best course of action #was to let all the grey wardens die..... in the middle of a Blight. like bro. WHOS GOING TO STOP THE BLIGHT #and anders is stupid too bc i get it. no one was listening to you. but blowing up a goddamn chantry only made things worse for mages! #like goddamn none of you think about the consequences of your actions!! #dragon age spoilers