evan rosier headcanons under the cut
Twins w pandora
He has a chinchilla (its name is dusty, barty helped name it)
He's rlly good friends w remus
In a book club w lily, remus,dorcas and regulus
He's Canadian
So he kinda had a very slight American accent
Sleeps and listens to music on long car rides
Knows Canadian French
Asexual
either gay or bi
Poc
has a tattoo of "bcjr" on his neck or shoulder (barty has a matching one of "Rosie")
Would love MARINA and Florence + the Machines
Was probably more of an ABBA fan then a queen fan
lily got him into music like ABBA and Remus got him into music like David Bowie
Would also love Arctic Monkey
Would love makeup
Has those star eyeliner stamps and he absolutely rocks them
Bigender (stole this hc from someone can't remember who at that moment)
probally goes by he/they pronouns
Pandora and Evan steal each other's clothes sm that they don't know who's is who's at this point
So ppl are like " wasn't pandora wearing that the other day?" and evan will be like "idk maybe?" And vise versa
Would love Greek mythology
Has heterochromia and his eyes are blue and green so he's is looking at u like 🔵_🟢 (O_O) (pandora also has eyes like that)
"you have heterophobia in ur eyes" "...you mean heterochromia?" "no" (barty and evan)
i feel like he would be able to play like 3 instruments and would love love love music sm
Has so. Many. Ear. Piercings.
Lace and fishnet gloves
RINGS
Evan, pandora, Dorcas, regulus, and Barty all wear rings and they all js like share rings
Would love fairy tale retellings
100% read song of Achilles and sobbed
His parents are like really that mean js very strict and they don't really give him enough privacy and it's suffocating
Has sensory overloads sometimes and he will just cling to Barty or Pandora bc they both make him feel safe when it's too much
Also has panic attacks
Says things like "I wanna kms" and ppl think he's joking but he's really not
Baggy clothes
layers his clothes a lot
had like three sweatshirts/sweaters that he LOVES
eating disorder (idk which one but he definitely has one)
Constantly has a headache
Is actually rlly su!sidal but he's only told like 2 ppl (probably Pandora and reg or barty)
Either never gets sick or gets sick every month (depends on the year)
Doesn't like talking abt his problems
Will not ask for help unless he has basically given up
Is rlly smart
He's like everything smart but doesn't really care abt math or science
That one kid who's reading and not paying attention the entire class and then gets an A on every test
He's parents don't really care about grades but he does and he gets really stressed abt grades
Would 100% be that person that you wouldn't think would be a feminist and then someone makes a rude comment abt women and he would go off on them
Very pretty
Always cold. Always
Would have loved all the movies that Millie Bobby Brown is in (Enola Holmes, and Damsel mainly)
Would love ppl doing his nails (even though he's good at doing it himself)
doc martins
Would have converse and would draw on them
Has so many books (both barty and evan rant to each other abt the books they read)
Would have adhd but more of the not able to focus side
He's nail polish is almost always chipped bc they pick at it w/o even realizing he's doing it
would have so many bracelets
Hates silence but hates loud noise even more
Had earbuds in 24/7
"Look at the moon! :0" no matter what phase the moon is in (does the same thing w the sky)
Would get sooo happy when ever he was in a place where u can clearly see the stars at night bc "omg look, you can see the stars! Their so pretty!!!"
They're so energetic but also so laid back
Pretty much all or nothing for everything (emotions, activities, relationship etc.)
Really good at drawing
normally types in all lowercase so he doesn't come off as intimating
Evan and pandora probably made fun of the pure blood stereotypes so much
(I've made by point abt this hc a lot but I'mma say it again) : Evan and regulus arguing over the pronouncing of different French words bc Evan is Canadian French and Regulus is European French lol
He's an introvert you can't tell me otherwise
Was almost put into ravenclaw bc he was arguing w the sorting hat and it was like "ok valid points, ur probably a ravenclaw" and then Evan told the hat to go fuck itself and it put him in Slytherin 💀
Definition of a keyboard smash idk how to explain it
Would have loved Pinterest
wow this is really long. I'mma make one of these for Peter later :)
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I mean I get Remus being the Casanova of Gryffindor
But, Imagine if Evan was the Casanova of the Slytherin dungeons…
Evan: *pink cheeked from wind* hey Barty
Barty: um, you look really hot right now mate
Evan: … what?
Barty: but like no homo… unless ?
Evan: no
Random Slytherin: Evan ! Will you go out with me?
Evan: *confused* do I know you ?
Random Slytherin: no but, I’ve seen you and I’ve been watching you and I want to say how much I-
Evan: yeah *walking away* no
Sirius: you know if I wasn’t totally inlove with Remus I would go for you
Evan: um
Sirius: I mean I like the rugged look, but I like pretty boys as well rosier
Remus: *coughing* Sirius did you just call Evan pretty?
Sirius: yeah and what about it ?
Evan: ???
Remus: I mean fair but-
Dorcas: if I wasn’t a total lesbian Evan, me and you could be a thing
Evan: could we?
Dorcas: yes, are a babies would be so cute, besides if we went out, everyone would stop staring at you
Evan: …
Evan: people stare ?
Dorcas: *muttering to herself* stupid boys
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i have to admit I've never thought much about Evan, but for some reason recently I've found myself thinking about him, i can feel my brain rotting now. help
also, how have you been? :)
Ah babe, you gotta join the queue on the Evan brain rot.
@sequinhaze has already been at it for some time 🤣
Evan Rosier brainrot eventually consumes us all, he’s just a superior character 💁🏼♀️
Also, I have just decorated my Christmas tree today and got my car tyres fixed, so it’s been overall a good day. How have you been, my darling? 🤓
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what skirt I think each marauder/valkyrie/skittle would wear or like what their fav skirt would be
be warned this is a loooong post bc I attached pictures
James:
Im honestly not sure what this shape is called ok but he would defo wear denim skirts with pleats half way down them
Peterrr:
another denim skirt one (a lot of denim skirts in this post)
He gives me such denim with lace energy
Sirius:
ok so ik this is red and ‘red is James colour’ but also I saw it and thought ‘THATS THE ONE’ when I was making the Pinterest board for this post
Remusss:
A layered yoke (is that what it’s called?) skirt
Lilyyyy:
dear lord the dark academia energy emanating from this one
Maryyy:
this cherry mini skirt because it’s adorable and I hc that Mary loves cherries ok?
Marlssss:
This fire print skirt.
Bartyyyy:
A lace up skirt with that belt, he’d wear denim so he could put pins and badges on his skirt
Evan:
He gives me such high low energy, I don’t think he’d wear that fabric but Pinterest actually didn’t have many good options for this one so yeah and he’d wear a cool belt with it probs
Reggieee:
Im not actually sure what this type of skirt is called but he’d 100% wear this
Dorcasss:
ok I had such a vision for this but the issue is she gives me the vibes of like the skirt of a dress so these r all dresses
basically she gives me MASSIVE ‘long skirt with a leg slit’ energy
Pandoraaa:
White maxi skirt QUEEN!!!
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