Jadons Homecoming
"Dortmund is home to me....When I walked into the dressing room today, it felt like coming home. I know the club inside out, I've always been very close to the fans here and I've never lost contact with the people in charge."
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I am so embarrassed to say that I COMPLETELY FORGOT that THIS IS RAON'S FIRST TIME IN THE HENITUSE TERRITORY.
OUR BABY IS SO EXCITED (a little cautious but still)!! Just like a baby going home after getting adopted.
AND HE LOVES HIS HOME! OMG LOOK AT HIS FACE! I'M DEFINITELY NOT CRYING!!
HE'S FINALLY HOME!
Also, I could practically hear Cale's proud yet tired dad noises.
🥺🥺🥺
Now please excuse me while I cry in the corner.
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i will never understand why more people in their 80s don't commit felonies. you reach that age and surely there's something illegal you always wanted to do but didn't bc Consequences
dammit, GO FORTH GRANNIES!!! rob an armored car! hold up that bank! tunnel your way into fort knox! what are they gonna do, sentence you to 20 years? good fuckin luck with that
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Gosh I just love book Legolas. He's immortal. He's a teenager. Elrond picks him instead of Glorfindel because he's average and won't draw attention to the Fellowship. He's the comic relief guy and resident Little Shit, but he can also shoot a Nazgul out of the sky in the pitch black like a one-man elf anti-aircraft defense system. He wants everyone to know that he's, like, really old. He forgets the task at hand because he wants to look at trees. His greatest qualities are that he can become friends with anyone and his loyalty is unending. He shows up to Valinor a century late with Starbucks in hand and his dwarf bestie at his side. Iconic.
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Every time the batkids get into legal trouble (damaged property fighting a villain, entitled old ladies being mad they didn’t get saved first, Damian sueing a classmate for proprietary rights over an OC he drew in class, the ONLY person they want to be represented by is Harvey.
Sure, TEHNICALLY he can’t practice anymore, but this is Gotham, and the law system is made of tangled wires. If you pull the right one, you’re in the clear.
The hardest plaintiff is Jason, by far. Ironically enough, he has the simplest cases.
“Okay, so, HOLD ON— I have to TELL you to get out of the way when Bane throws an ENTIRE truck your way? If you can’t dodge death, it deserves to have you, period.”
“Lady, I’m not going to save your weird ass dog/frog hybrid science experiment , — who BIT me, by the way, — over an entire bank full of PEOPLE.”
“Oh im sorry I forgot to pay for the overpriced 12 dollar latte while RUNNING FROM WILD MANEATING PLANTS. “
Harvey, pouring a violent amount of vodka in his coffee: your honor, my client just needs a nap probably
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Barnaby got the blues
You guys have absolutely no idea how much I enjoy drawing silly things like this.
Anyway, yeah. I used the beta designs because I love them sm.
A little extra lol
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