#I can’t 💀

[tuituipupu]

ah yes, the good old one finger press button miss should do the trick 🤩

#this just makes sense lmaoooo #i can’t 💀 #eurovision 2023

[galactic-space]

My Spanish teacher started to talk about the chinsese zodiacs cuz she’s interested and showed THIS

OMG LMAO

#invader zim #invader zim gir #gir #Jesus’s #chinese zodiac #zodiac signs #nock off designs #I can’t 💀

[natalie-eee]

#I CAN’T 💀 #the queen #Dan and Phil #Dan Howell #Phil Lester

[notherpuppet]

This is why his character is so compelling

#hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel spoilers #free husk #protect charlie #dadastor #I have no idea what direction the show is going to go into but both are so good and I can’t imagine an in between 💀 #I don’t know which I want to happen more

[jewishbarbies]

https://youtu.be/BvWefB4NGGI

No discourse required, just enjoy

go white boy go 😭

#Asks #anonymoose #i can’t 💀 #he’s just a bean sprout #but WHAT is that song 😭

[totally-sapphic-posts]

Imagine coming home after a long day and they just hug you. They hug you in a way that melts all the tension from your muscles, and makes the stresses of the day fade into some distant memory. It’s one of those hugs you feel like you could fall asleep in, but you don’t want to because you want to savor every ounce of it even though you know you’ll get a million more of them

#post #I forgot what I was typing because my partner made me smile and all thoughts disappeared #why does my partner make me dumb 💀 #I feel like someone in one of those Disney movies when they talk to their crush and their brain malfunctions 😂 #so the words in this post aren’t exactly what I wanted to type but I can’t remember what it was 😂😭 #wlw #wlw blog #wlw post #wlw textpost #wlw sapphic #wlw yearning #useless wlw #sapphic #sapphic blog #sapphic post #sapphic textpost #useless sapphic #sapphic yearning #lesbian #lesbian blog #nblw blog #nblw #wlw pride #lesbian post #useless lesbian #nblw post #nblw textpost

[cherries-and-knives]

Everyone in six of crows: oh no omgggg my horrible dark awful secret I sure hope kaz doesn’t judge me when he finds outttt😫🥺🫣😭

Kaz who has never given a single shit about anything ever in his life except maybe money and inej:

#wylan was like ‘I can’t read ;-; #and kaz rlly went ‘….okay and???’ #and it happened so many times lmaoooo #he never cared not once💀💀 #Jesper: I’m….grisha🫣 #kaz: do I look like I give a fuck #six of crows #grishaverse #the grisha trilogy #the grisha series #crooked kingdom #soc #wesper #kanej #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wylan x jesper #wylan van sunshine #soc kaz #soc wylan #soc jesper #six of crows wylan #six of crows kaz #six of crows jesper #six of crows incorrect quotes #six of crows inej #six of crows nina #nina zenik #soc matthias

[turtleblogatlast]

Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀 #thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏 #they’re all gross teenage boys!!! #even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀 #I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison) #Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now

[lotus-pear]

got like five asks requesting aku or chuuya so i just drew them together🗿

#i don't ship them btw lol i hc them as mentor/student but you guys can do whatever ig #idk how to draw aku im so sry his hair is so hard for me fsr💀💀 #since bones or asigiri didnt give them interactions i had to do it all by myself :( #its hard knowing your two favs will never get screentime together even tho they probably see each other everyday at work #also they are so father son coded after dazai left i'd like to think chuuya took responsibility for aku #since aku was the result of his partner's failed apprenticeship so chuuya felt an obligation to pick up where dazai left off #anyway they’re besties but i can’t prove it #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #ryuunosuke akutagawa #akutagawa ryuunosuke #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chuuya #bsd #lotus draws

[jellophoid]

waves my hands around a bit— I feel like she’d like puns

#jellarts #resident evil #mia winters #ethan winters #‘if my wife’s eyes suddenly turned blue I’d also be shocked’ <- friend #sorry I just can’t get over how they changed her eye colour in village i hate them sm for that 💀

[doctorsiren]

Was trying to come up with an outfit for Phoenix for the Mia Fey Trilogy AU because it’s lame if he’s just in the same outfit as Maya

Also funky tattoos because :3 I said so

Bonus: someone on YouTube asked me if I could actually draw him as Doctor Strange, so here we go

#doctorsiren #ace attorney #ace attorney au #phoenix wright #mia fey trilogy AU #ace attorney fanart #art #digital art #my art #fanart #procreate #I drew the tattoo one at like 4 AM bc I didn’t fall asleep until like 6 💀💀💀💀 and so it looks a little funky but it’s fine #I can’t believe I had that design drawn up and only right before exporting did I realize he was just toriel #same with the doctor strange looking one #I drew it up and was like ‘huh he reminds me of the king from Wish??’ #and I sent it to the Dadskall chat and Cry was like ‘naw dude he looks like Doctor Strange’ #AND HE DOES AND IT’S MAINLY BC OF THE WHITE STREAK IN HIS HAIR #anyways I just thought he deserved a big bow #and some sick tats /silly

[m-1-8]

Fight Dirty Part 2: What’s an accidental sniff between comrades? [previous] post adds proper context, without I can see how this may look Both men are in a public room, and fully dressed.

Context: To preform a proper triangle grapple, you must have their arm inside the cage of your legs. Soap didn’t when he attempted to preform a Triangle Choke , so Ghost tried to tuck his head away, but still got caught and this creates a mortifying moment for both. This happens all the time in wrestling. [previous] previous post adds proper context, which without I can see how this may look. But you can clearly see that both men are fully dressed. Wrestling is a respectable sport, and yes, if you squint, the sport can look a bit suspect.

Part 3

#how does one apologise to their Lt for this? #soap wonders frantically if he can just sink into the floor #soap just can’t catch a break and neither can I #so Mature is being toggled on #simon ghost riley #simon riley #john soap mactavish #john mactavish #cod mw2 #soapghost #ghostsoap #ghost x soap #ghoap #just to be safe think my subverted posts will be Mature from now on #🧼💀 #💀🧼 #M18 MW

[rystiel]

this guy is so normal about stede bonnet (he wants to be his wife)

#the way he paints the bride to look just like him #did he go searching for a wedding of someone who looked like stede specifically to find a cake topper that would resemble him #or what #💀💀💀 #love them. clinically insane actually i appreciate that #our flag means death #ofmd #edward teach #ed teach #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #ahhggghhhh #so normal. feeling normal #can’t wait for october yo

[primussavethesemechs]

I want the human/cybertronian life difference to be talked about more in canon

Cuz I mean. it’s RIGHT THERE.

Just a smidgen of true acknowledgment I BEG YOU HASBRO‼️

i mean come on all it takes is someone mentioning how long the wars been going for one of the humans to go “4 MILLION YEARS???? WHAT THE FUCK HOW OLD ARE YOU???”

And optimus or ratchet to be like “…5/7 million?” And all of the humans to have a break down CUZ WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUVE BEEN ALIVE SINCE BEFORE THE HUMAN SPECIES EXISTED??? WE WERE MONKEYS WHEN YOU WERE BORN???

And the (woefully uniformed) cybertronians to be like “??? What do YOU mean your species was still evolving when I onlined, how long do you guys live?? A thousand?? A few hundred??”

And the gobsmacked humans to be like “??? NO WE HARDLY LIVE OVER A HUNDRED ITS CONSIDERED AN ACCOMPLISHMENT?? AVERAGE OLD AGE DEATH IS LIKE MID 80s!! TECHNICALLY THE AVERAGE LIFE SPAN IS 72 OR SOMETHING???”

Cue the autobots being like “😨 72??? THATS A CHILD WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT⁉️”

the more attached/emotional bots looking at their charges and realizing that not only are they sparklings compared to them but they’ll die as sparklings too in just a few decades, causing them to straight up have a mini meltdown.

Yeah they’re in a war and they’ve lost plenty of friends, but never to anything as predictable and inescapable as old age.

It’s the seeing-it-coming part that gets to them, the slow dread of knowing that even if they do everything right and keep them out of danger and they stay healthy there’s nothing they can do to stop them from withering away in a couple of decades.

Most versions of bumblebee looking at their charge/friend and realizing his assumptions about the fact that since they’re both still young that they’ll have plenty of time to just. Live together and have fun- are wrong?? Immediately tears. Even if cybertronians can’t cry tears he’s doing whatever the equivalent is and running away to cry in his room. And then running back to snatch them and take them with him cuz HE CANT WASTE A SECOND IF THEIR LIFESPANS ARE REALLY THAT SHORT HES GONNA JUST HAVE TO SPEND 24/7 WITH THEM

This whole concept ESPECIALLY applies to TFP since all of them got their own little human buddy and there’s only like 5 autobots to begin with (of the main season 1 crew) they’ve lost so many of their own so recently, their numbers are already dwindling down to nothing, they’re losing the war and the kids are what’s given them a major morale boost. To continue fighting they need hope, and the kids have kind of become their hope for the future- to know they’ll die off in under a century despite how young they still are is a shot to the spark.

Look me in the eye and tell me bee wouldnt panic hearing that Raf only has 70-80 years to live. LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME HE WOULDNT HAVE SOME KIND OF FIT OVER BEING TOLD THAT HIS LITTLE BUDDY (from a cybertronian perspective) HAS A LIFESPAN EQUIVALENT TO A LATE STAGE TERMINAL ILLNESS DIAGNOSIS. Bee would start treating Raf like a kid with stage 4 cancer 😭

I just KNOW bulkhead would have the worst reaction other than bee, maybe even worse cuz he looks at miko and realizes she’s used up basically a fifth of her entire lifespan already and she’s Still So Little and straight up starts weeping. That’s his DAUGHTER you can’t take her from him so soon it’s not FAIR! He might have to go destroy a canyon wall or something to let some of the anger and grief out

Arcee is Not taking it well either.

She JUST got attached to this one, just got used to a new partner and your telling her that no matter what she does he’s never going to last as long as tailgate of cliff jumper did?? Even if both he and she do everything they’re supposed to do to protect him and extended his life?? Depression time baby

Optimus and ratchet don’t react as much outwardly to the news as the others but inside they’re both 💔💥

These kids have brought optimus a level of contentment he hasn’t felt in vorns, and he sees how bright their spirits shine- Only to now know those precious spirits will burn out in less than a century- it gnaws at him inside, yet another strike from the cruelty of fate

Ratchet is devastated but refuses to acknowledge it, these kids- yes even miko- have become his pseudo grandkids and he’s not ready, nor will he ever be ready, to outlive them. Jacks reminds him too much of a younger optimus, still learning and still hopeful. Miko is… well she has a fire to her that ratchet can appreciate (when she’s not actively annoying him) she’s determined enough to make anything happen which he does begrudgingly respect even if he wishes she wouldn’t just throw herself into any and every situation just for fun.

And Raf…

Raf is his apprentice, the only one of the kids to understand him and listen intently to his stories of cybertron. To show appreciation for his work and his ideas, to Listen and Learn and Improve his inventions. He harbors the most fondness for Raf since he sees so much potential in him, and has taken him under his wing in teaching him cybertronian language and biology.

He feels almost like he’s training a student to take his place- only for the ground to be ripped out from under him to know that Raf will never have the chance to succeed him, will never even outlive him.

A parent should never have to bury their child, and ratchet already feels that he has.

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TLDR the autobots find out humans have fruit fly lifespans next to them and become one big soggy mess of tears, optimus and ratchet included although they try to have a stiff upper lip about it (and fail to varying extents)

I swear this was supposed to be about any and all continuities but TFP took over completely😭 idk it just fits the best since they focus so much on how attached the bots get to the kids

Edit: btw this was inspired from the fact I found out that the cybertronian equivalent to a year (yes I know technically they have solar cycles which are roughly a human year but what they consider a year vs their lifespan/time perception is different) is a vorn. A vorn is 80 HUMAN YEARS. I saw that and went “oh wow a vorn is like a whole human lifespan!😃” and then I went “OH A VORN IS A WHOLE HUMAN LIFESPAN 😀“

#transformers #tfp #transformers prime #Fr tho i feel like ratchet would have an initial outward reaction of shock and mild horror #perhaps some anger(already going through the stages of grief💀) #and then he shuts them out cuz he can’t handle it 💔 #tries to pretend it doesn’t bother him #OH MY GOD HES IN SO MUCH PAIN #optimus doesn’t shut them out but he is a lot more quiet #always has his version of sad puppy eyes when he watches them #like this 🥺 but way way toned down #basically just the eyebrows and small frown #considering he only does micro expressions that’s the best ur gonna get from him #optimus #ratchet #arcee #bumblebee #bulkhead #optimus prime #maccadam

[darkxsoulzyx]

do you guys ever get too scared to post ocs because you’re worried that their design or story isn’t cool enough

And then someone posts their OC/sona that looks super similar to your OC, even though you’ve technically made yours first

And now you’re scared of posting them because you’re afraid someone is gonna try and compare the two, because someone will always do that if they look similar enough

Do you guys ever feel that way or am I just really really stupid

#darkzyx #clink #minor vent #little bit of a rant I suppose #I don’t know I dont wanna look like a copy cat but at the same time my guy has been around since 2017 #I have the watt pad art to prove it 💀💀💀 #but at the same time #no one knows who he is because I just never had the confidence to consistently tell/post about my ocs and their world #mainly because I kept changing their stories all the time… #💀💀💀💀 #like I can’t stress enough just how similar their concepts are to the other persons #which is an extremely big shame because I really really like my OC #but I also love their concept #but if someone accuses me of being a copycat #I think I’ll crumble away into a pile of ash 💀💀💀

[royaltea000]

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ;)

#listen. #I know. #I know very well that I cannot draw a background. #😭 #please… have mercy or2 #in my cowboy pinup era #gave him one HANGER of a packer #can y’all tell this is a derivative of ken’s outfit #cowboy Gil call that a cultural exchange #The exchange is that he makes Al eat the car crash raw meat porcupine thing #that thing makes me feel unwell #gave him a third fucking leg #tell you what tho I’ll never draw him using it 💀 #hetalia fanart #hetalia #hws prussia #aph prussia #gilbert beilschmidt #you can’t see the second background but it’s a cow skull with twisty horns :( #fuck it just take this I’m gonna fuck it up if I work on it anymore o(-( #digital art #my art #commissions open #artists on tumblr #procreate #digital illustration #fanart #digital painting #cowboy #illustration