#I hate the MCU

[magnetothemagnificent]

After the release of the new title for Captain America 4, I thought I'd help the MCU with some titles for other new movies...

Iron Man: The Cabal

Thor: Illuminati

Avengers: Elders of Zion

Doctor Strange: The Great Replacement

X Men: Living Space

Spiderman: Ancient Aliens

#I hate the mcu #anti mcu #antisemitism #fandom antisemitism #marvel antisemitism #marvel #kevin feige come here I just wanna talk

[xosupernova]

I HATE THE MCU SO FUCKING MUCH WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY BOY BRUCE WHAT THE FUCK WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO MY COMFORT CHARACTER BRUCE REALISTICALLY WOULD NEVER DO ANY OF THIS WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUXKCK

#IM SO MAD #AND SAD #IM ACTUALLY SO UPSET #I HATE KEVIN FEIGE SO FUCKING MUCH I WILL #IM SO PISSED #I HATE #EVERYTHING #bruce banner #the hulk #dr bruce banner #hulk #comic book bruce banner #anti smart hulk #anti professor hulk #anti mcu #i hate the mcu #nova banner

[bruce-waynes-parenting]

If the MCU has millions of haters am one of them, If the MCU has five haters, I am one of them, if the MCU has one hater it is me, if the MCU has no haters, I am fucking dead.

If the world is for the MCU than I am against the world.

#*swings bat at hornets nest* #marvel mcu #my only MCU related post #I am a DC girlie #i hate the mcu #goodnight kids #hater at my core

[leeemonboi]

MCU lore try not to have references to Nazi Germany challenge

#marvel #mcu #captian america #i hate the mcu #except for the first guardians of the galexy movie i unironically like that one

[b0n3z-m3al]

I dont know what's worse, someone explaining their dream or someone explaining the plot of a movie

#like i was like hey sister can i show you something and she was like ''no'' #and proceeded to spend what felt like 20 minutes explaining a part of guardians of the Galaxy #i hate the mcu

[krabkrab-wontshutup]

the mcu ruined spiderman rb if you agree or want to argue with me

#please #im desperate for attention /j #i hate the mcu #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #spiderman #mcu spiderman #but no spiderman peaked with The Amazing Spiderman and the only modern spiderman i like is into the spiderverse #because it isnt in the mcu #and dont put it there

[sacharinee]

pranking peter asking him to try not to annoy you today has me crying

pairing: bf!peter parker x reader

w/c: 600

a/n: hiii anon thank u very much for requesting! based on that trend on tiktok :)

you’re feeling mean today.

after waking up so early, you’ve scrolled through countless videos of girls pranking their boyfriends with just a simple line, and seeing their priceless reactions.

and what better use of your time than to prank your ever so lovely boyfriend.

you’re up in the bathroom, washing your face and getting your makeup done for the day when peter walks in to greet you.

“g’morning baby,” he mumbles and wraps an arm around the side of your hip, sloppily kissing the side of your forehead.

you take a look at him through the mirror. he’s got bedhead, his curly hair all messy, shirt wrinkled, and he’s rubbing his squinty eyes from the bright lights. his cute little pout makes your heart skip a beat and you almost feel bad for what you’re about to do. 

“hi petey,” you greet, you’ve got your brush in one hand, blending out the makeup on your skin.

and he’s reaching for his toothbrush, squirting some toothpaste on when he asks you, “d’you sleep good?”

“it was okay,” you respond with a shrug.

“just okay? what happened, y/n/n?" he asks, his voiced laced with concern.

you tap your fingernails on the countertop as you take a deep breath, “look, pete, i have a big day ahead, so can you just try not to annoy me today please?”

peter freezes as his jaw goes slack with the toothbrush in his mouth. his eyes stare up at you in shock and confusion while you’re none the wiser, looking straight ahead, curling your lashes up closely against the mirror, “what’d you say?”

you let out a sigh as you switch out the curler for mascara, “i said, try not to get on my nerves today.”

"today? but the day just started," he's dumbfounded when he looks at you.

you shrug in response, "still. you've been really annoying lately."

you resist from looking at peter. one quick glance and you know you would break.

“oh…” the boy mumbles, looking down at the sink confused, trying so hard to figure out where he went wrong, “m’ sorry.” you feel like a monster.

but when peter steps back to sneak a peek at you, he notices your uncomfortable stance. you’re squeamish, biting your lip, as you avoid eye contact with him. 

his eyes narrow down at your figure, “and how exactly have i annoyed you lately?”

you take a second to think of a example, “just, everything. like right now, when you ruined my makeup or when you’re asking me stupid questions.”

“stupid questions? ruined your makeup? wait, what, you mean when i kissed you good morning??” your boyfriend laughs in amusement. 

“m’ just saying.” 

“huh okay,” peter spits the toothpaste out in the sink, “you wanna talk about silly questions?" he wipes his mouth with a rag and turns towards you, gets up real close to the side of your face.

you pinch your brows towards him, “what are you-”

“who was the one that asked me if italy was in spain?”

“peter-”

“or if milan was in germany?”

“are you ser-”

“or if australia and austria were the same thing?”

“peter!”

“i’m just saying!” he’s mocking you, a smug smirk on his face, and he knows he’s got you.

“yea whatever, einstein,” you bump him out of the way wanting to use the mirror next. you’re crabby your little prank backfired while peter’s having the time of his life, laughing at your embarrassment. 

he stands behind you wrapping his big arms around your front and resting his chin down on your shoulder. he’s got this irritating sardonically sweet smile on his face that makes you wanna kiss or slap it off, you can’t decide. he’s gazing with loving eyes at you’re adorably grumpy pout in the mirror and kissing the side of face, smudging your makeup once more.

“it’s okay baby, you can get on my nerves all you want.”

#m's clubhouse! 🎧 #m writes ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ #anon request #yayyy #based on a true story #i hate geography #peter parker #peter parker x y/n #mcu!peter parker x reader #mcu!peter x reader #peter parker fluff #peter parker imagine #tom!peter parker x reader #tom!spiderman #peter parker x reader #peter x reader #peter parker x you #peter parker fanfiction #spiderman #spider-man #spideran x reader #peter parker smut #peter parker blurb #peter parker oneshot #peter parker fic #tom holland #tom holland x reader #tom holland smut #tom holland peter parker #peter parker angst

[lily-s-world]

Namor: *burns down Spanish colonizers*

Me:

#I can't hate him if he is around killing colonizers #Namor #tenoch huerta #black panther wakanda forever #wakanda forever #Talokan #Mcu

[juniaships]

You guys dont hate multiverses you hate the MCU please stop hating on a trope that's been around for decades just because the mcu milks it.

#my adventures with superman #anti mcu #i hate cartoon twt

[bubbarnes]

“… she’s not gonna listen”.

#do you want a kiss or are you just always this way? #like... i don't even know if i entirely like the result #but the red light on his face originally was a big no for me lmao #having a big hate relationship with this scene because of the lights tbh #anyways #bucky barnes #tfatws #the falcon and the winter soldier #sebastian stan #marvel #mcu #buckybarnesedit #sebstanedit #fysebastianstan #sebastianstanedit #fyeahsebastianstan #marveledit #mcuedit #marvelcastedit #gbbb

[mwagneto]

i don't rly care about what's going on with the mcu multiverse or the plot or whatever the only metric of quality wrt deadpool 3 is whether him and wolverine fuck nasty or not. they won't but disney had the potential to make the greatest movie of all time

#bisexual wolverine will win either way coz either he's bi (win) or i'll delude myself into thinking he's bi (win) #for the record i dont rly care abt him like that i dont need bi wolverine to win i just need disney to lose #plus bi wolverine already won in x-men 2: x2: x-men united (2003) #marvel #mcu #deadpool #deadpool 3 #deadpool & wolverine #wolverine #james howlett #wade wilson #deadpool x wolverine #i hate tagging marvel there's so many sub categories. but i cant not

[xosupernova]

someone on instagram said “i miss the way humor in marvel felt natural and not forced” and damn…. i felt that

#marvel #anti mcu #i hate the mcu #magnis bullshit

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

Obsessed with the fact that the spideypool dynamic can be watered down to “miss you pookie bear” “oh lord” mindset

#memes #my crappy art #art #fyp #kay draws #my art #fanart #spideypool #spider man #spider man art #spiderman art #i love spider man #deadpool #deadpool art #deadpool and spiderman #Spider-Man and Deadpool #spiderman and Deadpool #I miss them #I think my only qualm with this is that Peter’s ass isn’t fat enough in that suit #alas the reference couldn’t allow it #this image is so fucking funny to me #oh spideypool they could never make me hate you #spideypool meme #marvel #comic spider man #comic age spiderman #DO NOT COME AT ME WITH MCU PETER X WADE THATS GROSS

[gamoraswonder]

And my heart breaks for every single version of me that didn't end up with you. (insp.)

#guardians of the galaxy #mcuedit #marveledit #gotgedit #starmoraedit #userotp #romancegifs #dailyflicks #userbbelcher #marvelgifs #marveladdicts #starmora #mcu #i wanna eat glass:) #i hate infinity war and everything since with a passion<3 #my gifs

[bonedazes]

#spideypool #spiderman #deadpool #how do i tag not in the mcu bc i hate the mcu #there it is #mcu hater

[pparkerized]

the scene where loki and mobius narrowly escape death together, wrapped in each others arms was SO gay. but of course they had to ruin it with loki immediately bringing up sylvie afterwards.

#loki writers clearly still on crack thinking a selfcest ship is the route to go here :/ #i used to like sylvie a lot but i feel like the writers kind of ruined her character. i don't necessarily hate her #like she's a genuinely interesting character when she's alone !! #marvel #mcu #loki #loki season 2 #loki spoilers #lokius #mobius m mobius #anti sylki