#I’m that petty

[zaashton]

Not Lewis wearing 3 different watches and a bunch of jewellery at the press conference just to piss off the FIA 🤣🤣🤣

#I’m that petty #f1 #lewis hamilton #hamilton #teamlh #teamlh44 #lh44 #mercedes #formula1 #formula 1 #formula one #formulaone #motosport #team lh44 #motosports #miamigp #miami gp #miami gp 2022 #sir hamilton #sir lewis hamilton #sir lewis #mercedes amg petronas #mercedes amg f1 #mercedes f1

[winxwannabe]

I only approve of Flora and Riven only to piss of the fate musa and riven stans

#I’m that petty #Liz suffers with netwinx

[hidingoutbackstage]

#sid rants #sid edits #this is about re fans because i’m petty but this applies to all fandoms ig #i’m not making up the example on the left btw

[shangsclaws]

u ever been so gay that u just start walking in sync with ur gay lover as u scoff at another gay man suffering on the floor

#SHANG TSUNG #LEAVE SOME SASSY CATTY PETTY FOR THE LADIES? #LIKE I’M RIGHT HERE U GAY ASS SORCERER U NEED TO SHARE!! #my sides split at this I’m not kidding #WHO DOES HE THINK HE ISSSSSSS 😭😭😭😭 #mortal kombat #quan chi #Raiden #mortal kombat 1 #mk1 #mk1 spoilers #mortal kombat 1 spoilers #video game #video #funny

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

“Unmmmm there’s NO evidence Kamino CULLED clones who were different that would be MEAN and no clones were decommissioned it doesn’t exist!!”

Begging y’all to think before you speak please 😭 these are direct screenshots from the canon wiki, and I even have the actual source book where these come from

#I don’t like a lot of the popular fanon either BUT DEAR GOD DO SOME RESEARCH FIRST PLEASE #be ffr #sw salt #clone troopers #clones #sw tcw #star wars canon #I’m very very petty about what is current canon and what isn’t so don’t @ me lol #smooth brained individuals do not interact

[watchyourbuck]

Eddie: *forgets a word in Spanish* im turning into a white woman

Buck: Great! Maybe now the writers will let us be together :)

#this is so petty #lmao im breaking the fourth wall #I’m sorry #911 fox #evan buckley #buddie #eddie diaz #911 #911 tv show #evan buck buckley #buck and eddie #buck x eddie #911 abc #911 buddie #911 incorrect quotes #911 fox incorrect quotes #incorrect 911 quotes #buddie incorrect quotes #incorrect buddie quotes

[emmyrosee]

“Daddy, Uncle Shi-Shi called you a news-ance.”

From underneath the cabinet, Atsumu’s head slammed into the wood above him, whatever he was doing suddenly not mattering. Rintaro, who was holding the tools, now was absolutely cackling at the entire scene. The now wounded blonde slowly pulls his head out of the cabinet, a massive hand cradling his head and a look of betrayal on his face.

“He what!”

“Well, when you called Uncle Shi-Shi after lunch to tell me to come home, ‘nd he asked if you were done, ‘nd you said no, he got mad when he hung up and called you a complete news-ance.”

Rintaro’s cackling reached new levels as Hisako looks quizzically between them, hand smacking his knee and gasping for breath he cannot seem to catch.

Uncle Shinsuke, who was just supposed to have Hisako for the day while Atsumu fixed the sink- right, that’s what he was doing, pre-slander and concussion- but when the job became too much, Atsumu figured he’d have Hisako dropped back off at home to have some lunch and her nap, so Kita could go about his day; no matter how much Kita adores Hisako, it can be hard to balance errands with a four year old.

So much for being courteous.

“Daddy, Uncle ‘Taro, what’s a news-ance?”

“It means your dad’s annoying,” Sunarin ungraciously explains, leaning against the counter. Hisako tips her head in confusion, and Atsumu gives him a glare.

“It means,” Atsumu sighs, “that Uncle Shi-Shi got mad that I was busy but still wanted you home. He didn’t think it was a good idea.” Then, under his breath, he mumbles a quick “didn’t stop him from dropping you off, though.”

“Oh…” Hisako seems to ponder this before she nods, letting Atsumu duck his head back under the sink. “Well I don’t think you’re ‘noying!”

Atsumu groans as his child picks up Suna’s description of a nuisance, “I’m glad baby; why don’t you go put on paw patrol, I’ll bring you lunch in a minute?”

“Okay daddy!”

Tiny feet toddle off, and from above the cabinet, Atsumu hears Rin stifle a laugh. “Damn, she’s funny.”

“Don’t encourage her, she turns every single uncle of hers against me.”

“Pretty sure you do that to yourself, my guy.”

“Give me the pliers and stay quiet.”

A few moments later, a small voice comes back into Atsumu’s earshot again, this time directed mostly at Suna.

“Uncle ‘Taro?”

“What’s up, lean cuisine?”

“How come Uncle Shi-Shi uses those big words, but mommy just says daddy’s ‘noying?”

His head slams back into the cabinet, once again whining in pain, and Suna’s laughter of betrayal once again filling the Miya home. A trip to the ER would have to wait; this is far more important.

“She WHAT?”

#don’t look at me or you’re uninvited to my birthday party #also totally didn’t write this bc I’m petty 💅🏼 #atsumu miya #atsumu miya fluff #atsumu miya crack #atsumu miya x reader #atsumu miya x f!reader #atsumu miya x reader fluff #atsumu miya imagine #atsumu miya haikyuu #miya atsumu #miya atsumu fluff #miya atsumu crack #miya atsumu x reader fluff #miya atsumu x f!reader #miya atsumu x reader #miya atsumu imagine #miya atsumu haikyuu #haikyuu #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu crack #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x f!reader #haikyuu x female reader #haikyuu x yn #haikyuu x you #haikyuu x y/n #dad!atsumu #dad!haikyuu #dad!au

[aroace-and-has-a-mace]

so tired of ”character has no shown romantic/sexual interest in anyone, so clearly they’re gay!”

if someone shows no romantic/sexual interest, maybe consider THE IDENTITY THAT MEANS THAT instead of this!

(no offense to people who headcannon characters as gay, i’m just annoyed at amatonormativity today)

#aro #aromantic #ace #asexual #aromantic asexual #i’m petty and aroace #a spec #a-spec

[yonemurishiroku]

Oh, how nice would it be if Nico did leave Camps forever only to return to Venice, find out the di Angelos are still alive bc his mother has siblings and this cousin - who is 90-100-something still remembers him, gets adopted as a di Angelo again, and leaves the rest of his life among the mortals like just a boy.

Isn’t it nice? - to return to where you belong, where all the best memories are entombed?

Totally isn’t talking about an AU I suddenly have in mind btw

#nico di angelo #pjo #hoo #toa #yone rambling #percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #the di angelos #nico leaving camp #tbh i just dont want him to stay at chb i’m petty okay

[mintmentos]

Things in Sherlock and co that make me get weird looks on the tube because I can’t contain myself

Lots of love, Sherlock Holmes

Who is called Jonk??

No shit Sherlock

The bag for life debacle

“Lestrade has very kindly sent these on. What she lacks in intelligence and any discernable talent required to be an officer, she’d makes up for in kindness” “She sent these to you for your birthday” “I suspect for two reasons. First, the case makes very little sense to Scotland Yard which isn’t surprising, and second, yes, for my birthday”

John losing it over the cardboard box title

The horse is the fucking masked singer!

According to Watson’s geographical breakdown I live in the bumcheeks of the uk

#I think lots of love is when I fell in love with this podcast the combination of the crescendoed classical music and absolute a* pettiness #in sherlocks voice was a winning combination #for some reason it’s giving pink glitter pen with kisses underneath and I’m so here for this image #also I don’t think the present thing translates well but the absolute relish when he says ‘yes for my birthday’ is incredible #anyway I binged this in a week and now have to wait a weeks between episodes and I have no clue what I’m going to listen to when I want to #knit my sock rip #sherlock and co #sherlock & co

[new-york-no-shoes]

“It’s radical thinking of a man apologizing in a really sincere way. I’m not talking about any of you here, I’m talking about other people right now.” SHOTS FIRED sjdjdjdjdjdjdhdjdjrdj !!

#taylor swift #the eras tour #eras tour #Betty #I’m screaming she’s so petty I love her

[colbyheartland]

Okay so this is just crack but I couldn’t stop thinking about that post that points out Dream likes to make himself AT LEAST one to two inches taller than people he’s with except Lucien. (Also what a petty petty power move it’s so funny I can never unknow this. Why is he Like That)

What if he starts doing that with Hob after they get together. Just subtly and slowly shrinking himself until he’s like an inch shorter. But he does it slowly because he doesn’t want Hob to question him about it. Hob either assumes it’s Dreams eldritch nonsense or notices immediately because of all the changes Dream has ever made to his outfit, hair, ect his height has never changed. Hob decides not to say anything as Dreams forehead is now always within reach for kisses.

#dreamling #this is nonsense i’m so sorry #but I love this petty sad wet cat who respects his Librarian so goddamn much #and then turning true respect onto Hob in one of those subtle ways #because getting him to actually explain his feelings and actions is like pulling teeth #hob gadling #dream of the endless

[pkmn-smashorpass]

#tag game #probably skull for me #I’m expecting a skull sweep #but otherwise maybe rocket just cause it’s not that serious #some fun petty theavery in my youth #I haven’t played ultra s/m or v/s so idk about rainbow rocket or team star #pkmn smash or pass #pokemon smash or pass #smash or pass #pokemon #pkmn #pokemon polls #pkmn poll #pokemon poll #pkmn polls #poll #polls #tumblr polls #there is something alluring about being on Dialgas side for pmd time/darkness #can’t explain it though

[grahamcore]

i think hannigram could do the plot of gone girl (with hannibal as amy and will as nick) but it would not be over will cheating and being a shit husband. hannibal would fake his death and frame will just because he like. caught him eating mcdonald’s or something.

#hannibal would try to slap will with the death penalty over fast food crimes #and of course he’d come back like she did in the movie but only after will went through the absolute ringer #hannibal is just like amy dunne and if you’ve seen the movie you KNOW i’m right #he’s just so extremely petty that this would be the only solution to him #“oh you don’t like my cooking? you prefer processed foods? you spit in the face of god’s creation and wonder why he smites you.” #hannigram #hannibal #hannibal nbc #will graham

[communistkenobi]

I don’t like when people ask how many books you plan to read/have read this year one because I think that’s a weird relationship to have to books and two because I think even reading a chapter or a portion of something is valuable. this is especially true with non-fiction but even with fiction I think any amount you read, even if you don’t read the entire thing, is not a failure or ‘incomplete’

#I read basically exclusively non fiction and every page I read is beneficial like I’m always learning something #like my relationship to reading is often extractive and utilitarian because of school and research #but that extractive process doesn’t require reading the whole text like 99.9% of the time #I’ve only read a third of Orientalism for example but like I have a good grasp of Said’s core arguments and concepts #and like part of how I finished authoritarian personality (a 1000 page book) was by skipping & skimming sections #like the whole is not always more valuable than its components #and also like ‘I read this book to complete it’ is not an insincere way to engage with a text but I feel like it’s limiting #if that’s your primary approach to reading. Like you read a book just to say you read it #& also more petty but I think that if your argument or thesis only works if people read 100% of your book then you’re doing a poor job #of getting your point across #again obviously it’s valuable to read and process whole complete texts not dismissing that but like #I don’t find a lot of inherent value in reading a book just to complete it u know

[isawken]

“reblog this you cowards” “only cowards won’t like this post” the only cowardice i see is you wrapping your desire for attention in a desperate half hearted aggression. you want me to reblog? you want me to engage with your feeble post? drop to your knees. beg

#og #i’m sorry but if you add a rb you cowards style addendum to ur post #even if i was gonna rb it at first #i am rescinding my rb. no rb will be granted #this entirely due to random pettiness and does not reflect morally on the poster #it is simply one of my e-pet peeves #kenposting #1k #5k #10k