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The Deputy [Jeremy Renner]

A/N: I watched the video for “Trouble” by Pink and it gave me this idea. Still…. ACAB. I know he plays the Sheriff in the video but for this he’s the Deputy! Also the daughter’s name was picked at random via a Google generator.

Plot: You’re locked in a cell in the Wild Wild West but Deputy Renner has a soft spot for you.

Pairing: Deputy! Jeremy Renner x Female!Reader

Warnings: Smut. Sex worker. Lesbianism. Unsafe sex. Handcuffs.

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You sigh loudly just to piss off the Sheriff as he goes off duty and switches with his Deputy; you blow the man in charge a kiss “say hello to Scarlett for me!”

“That bitch stays put!” He says to the Deputy and walks out mumbling under his breath.

You’d get nowhere with the Sheriff but the Deputy…. Deputy Renner had a soft spot for you since you came to town and you were more than willing to use your own soft spot to your advantage.

The Deputy smiles at you behind the cell bars and shakes his head “ma’am… just what did you?”

“Hello Deputy Renner.” You wink “well… it seems I was caught stealin’ from a client… the thing is it was the heart of the Sheriff's daughter I stole…and he don’t like that none.”

Deputy Renner nods “uh huh…”

“The Sheriff wants Scarlett to marry some big wig in the city. Business type…. So he’s sending her off tonight on the last train of the day.”

“Well ain’t that a pickle?!” He grips onto the bars and flexes his biceps.

“Ain’t it just? I would very much like to leave and see her off… but it seems that I am stuck here in cuffs.” You pout and flutter your lashes at the Deputy.

“I would very much be obliged if you could let me out and although the sheriff took all my coins I can pay in a different way.”

Deputy Renner raises an eyebrow “I see…” re-adjusting his cowboy hat as he walks to the door of the cell you were in. “And how would you pay ma’am?”

“Well I know how badly you’ve been trying to get to my room at my… lodgin’s… but it seems I am always very busy with other clientele. Maybe I could forgo payment just this once to give you a very private experience right here?”

Deputy Renner smirks and licks his lips “well, the sheriff is gone until mornin’… but what do I tell him then?”

“You tell him I slipped my cuffs with a hair pin while you were taking care of business and then escaped my cell the same way… and you’re not in the habit of manhandlin’ a lady like that.”

“Well you have this all thought out don’t ya?” His hand was already unlocking the cell door for you.

“Yes sir, I most certainly do.” You smile and stand, flashing him your most seductive smile.

“You clean…?” He watches you.

“I sure am, it’s why my price is so high.” You nod “my clientele is very select.”

The Deputy nods and motions for you to step out towards him whereupon he guides you back towards the Sheriff’s desk “this would piss him off so badly…”

You nod “in which case I am all for it… and if it’s your thing… you can leave me in the cuffs.”

“Oh I am definitely leavin’ you in the cuffs until we’re done.” The Deputy nods and makes light work of undoing your bodice; it was re-stitched multiple times but it was still a firm favourite of your clients due to the way it made your tits so pronounced.

The Deputy licked his lips at the sight of your bare chest and his hands moved to massage and tease you, watching your nipples harden under his touch. You let out breathless moans and gasps; his name escaping you when his lips close around your nipple and suck lightly before switching to the other side.

You shuffle your legs and squeeze his hips with your thighs “please Deputy Renner…”

“So polite ma’am… I’m not so much when it comes to matters of pussy…” his hands glide up your legs and move the layers of skirts until he gazes at you “well look at that pretty pink pussy… I was almost expecting it to be made of gold the way other men and women talk about it.”

You blush and smile, leaning into his ear and speaking quietly “feels like silk, so I’m told…”

The Deputy moans low and reaches between your legs, sliding his fingers over you until they were slick and then pushing them into you with ease. You throw your head back and moan quietly; you had mastered the art of making the right noises at the right times but the way the Deputy moved his fingers inside you felt like he knew how to please a lady; curling and scissoring, thrusting them slowly then speeding up until you were whining against his ear and rocking your hips to his hand for release. Something you usually had to do for yourself between clients.

He withdraws his fingers and licks them clean, humming and closing his eyes “so sweet…”

You lean panting against him and nibble on his earlobe, wanting nothing more than to touch him but being bound by the cuffs behind your back.

Deputy Renner makes quick work of his belts and pants; pushing them down to free his hardening cock. “Want me to help?” You whisper and nip again.

“On your knees…” he commands

You drop down and open your mouth ready for him, your tongue peaking out over your teeth. His cock tastes a little salty, surely better than most of your clients and you bob your head as you suck along his length, taking little time to feel him harden fully.

“You’re over qualified for this…” he breathes and holds the edge of the desk “get up!” He groans and moves your skirts as you position yourself on the desk again; his hand grips your hip while the other guides his cock into you with ease, “God damn you really do feel as soft as silk…” he groans and pulls you down his length fully, both hands now gripping your hips.

You steady yourself and tighten around him in pulses to tease; a little something that drove other clients wild. The Deputy moans and gasps “keep doing that…” he starts thrusting into you and you’re glad the desk is against a wall for stability; his thrusts are rough and deep but he’s not hurting you like others who do the same. He keeps the pace measured and steady, your pussy coating his cock in your arousal until you’re both a panting mess.

The Deputy watches your tits move on every thrust, mesmerised by their sight and the way your body reacts to him. He watches your nipples harden into sensitive nubs and leans down to suck on them in turn making you whine and moan. Actual moans; you didn’t have to fake anything for the Deputy as he speeds up his hips and reaches to tease your clit - he wasn’t just about his own pleasure. You tightened and relaxed your walls around him as best you could and arched towards him as his teeth scraped over your nipple.

“Oh fuck!” You moan and pant quickly, violently tightening around his cock and pulling him into you with the force of your release. The Deputy grunts roughly and has enough thought to pull out of you, wrapping his hand around himself and jerking himself roughly, moving back as you fall to your knees and throw your head back again. After only moments you feel his hot cum on your bare tits, where his lips had been just seconds ago. His moan is rough and full of pleasure he’d been wanting to release; his jaw was lax and eyes tight shut and his chest heaving.

After a few of minutes, The Deputy is uncuffing you and watching you re-dress yourself.

“Come by anytime and tell them I sent you; I’ll make sure you get a good deal on any lady you like… and I’ll be sure to always have time for you, Deputy.”

He nods and offers a smile “Thank you ma’am… you’d better get running if you’re gonna catch her.”

You nod and leave to the sound of Renner sighing and thanking God.

-Fin-

#Jeremy Renner #Jeremy Renner Smut #Jeremy Renner X Reader #female reader x Jeremy Renner #Pink - Trouble #Trouble #The Deputy #Pink #Jeremy Renner AU #AU Jeremy Renner

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miss-multifandom-mess · 1 year

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IronHawk AU, pt. 2: Tony finds a cat and brings it home. Clint claims he doesn’t like cats.

“I only like this cat.”

#finally contributing to the ironhawk tag <3 #Ironhawk AU #marvel #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #mcu au #marvel au #avengers endgame #avengers #tony stark #clint x tony #iron man #clint barton #hawkeye #ironhawk #jeremy renner #robert downey junior

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jackiequick · 5 months

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TOP GUN OCs Part 3 ✈️

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Nurse Jordana "Echo" Walker 🩺

Callsign: Echo

Age: 38

Relationship status: Divorced, Single

Background: Jordana, known as "Echo," is a skilled medical doctor in the squadron. She earned her callsign due to her exceptional diagnostic skills and the ability to provide vital medical support during missions. Her father was a renowned military surgeon, which inspired her to pursue a career in medicine.

Personality: Compassionate, charming, level-headed, and dedicated to her patients' well-being.

Lifestyle: Echo leads a fulfilling life, both personally and professionally, and is committed to her role as a doctor.

Nicknames: Her colleagues often refer to her as "Jor” or “Jordan”

Extra information: What she loves the most is getting get nails dirty and behind the wheel of a car or plane, ever since she was a child she was fancied by the way Navy pilots took the skies and feel like nothing even better once they’re above the clouds. That feeling of watching the world spin around while your frozen to your seat in the air and the adrenaline you get afterwards.

She was flying for a while in the late 90s—early 2000s, when she saw plenty of pilots become jet washed and she didn’t like it one bit, hearing stories about plenty being injured on the job and not a lot of staff on board, so that resulted in her taking up a medical exam. A few short months later, she started working alongside nurses and doctors to help nurse pilots back to health. Which is where she met Captain Maverick Mitchell, as he was injured after flight testing and sent to the medical wing of the North Islands to get check up, he was charming and thanked her for cleaning up his wounds.

With a smile Jor told Mav, “You gotta be more careful next time, Captain.” Maverick just grinned and nodding, saying he’ll try to best more cautious even though sometimes tells him, he will be back in this medical wing a few short months later. And he was right, meeting Jor again as she was sewing his wounds near his eyebrow. That time, he brought a friend who got hurt with him. Wraith. So she had two patients to nurse back to health, thankfully they weren’t that badly affected from the crash. Just a few cuts, bumps and bruises.

It didn’t take long for Jor to meet the rest of the 86 crew members, as Hollywood, Wolfman and Slider would make appearances at the hospital along with their friends Iceman, Buzz, Valkyrie, Sunset and others. Sometimes it was for checkups, other times to see some of their friends at the clinic but sometimes they just liked hanging out with the staff. Mainly because they were good people.

Captain Apollo "Mack" McCleary🔐

Callsign: Mack

Age: 42

Background: Mack, known simply as "Mack," is a control room operator. He earned his callsign due to his impeccable skills in managing communications and mission coordination. His precision and reliability make him an essential part of the squadron.

Personality: Analytical, total sweetheart, humorous, reliable, and a natural problem-solver.

Lifestyle: Mack has a steady and disciplined lifestyle, often working long hours in the control room.

Relationship Status: Mack is married to his high school sweetheart.

Nicknames: His colleagues affectionately call him "Mac."

Extra information: Apollo has been in the multiple square areas and has been working ever since he started back in 2005 in the Navy, wanting to be apart of Blue Angels and be behind the controls. He has always been one to have honest honor and respect towards everyone around him, putting his trust and thoughts into pilots he believes who can take the heat as he navigates them from the operations center. Such as Iceman, he would give all his attention and follow his leadership, as he stands back in the frontline of the control room sending up to the skies.

But it also gets him into a lot of trouble, due to him listening to Maverick during the Darkstar Project for Mach 10! Apollo knew it was supposed to be canceled that day, but a part of him though they gone so far into the process of making a jet that can go hypersonic it was worth a final flight according to Maverick. So Mack and his team got to quick work setting everything up in the control room launching Maverick into the air as he commuted with him from the ground reaching Mach 10–but it cost him and Hondo in some trouble with Admiral Cain afterwards. Even though, Apollo got into some trouble he was secretly grinning due to the fact that they achieved that purpose for the project, running home to his high school sweetheart to tell them to the good news.

Afterwards, Hondo gave him a call telling Mack he would be sent to Top Gun to help manage communication and mission coordinations. He was humorous about the fact that he would be returning back to North Island. But he always knew that he would never have a bad reputation there, since one of his friends/lieutenants Fanboy Garcia and Payback Fitch would be sent out the same mission too. So let’s just say things got interesting when he saw how The Dagger Squad decided to challenge Maverick, because Mack was waiting for every single one of them for their push-ups with a smirk.

Mack had his arms crossed and said, “It was all shits and giggles, huh? Drop down and start giving me 10 then we’ll raise it to 20.” All the Daggers glared at him, dropping down giving him 20 push ups as Hondo grinned counting them.

Naomi "Nova" Reynolds🍻

Callsign: Nova

Age: 28

Relationship Status: Single

Background: Naomi, known as "Nova," is a bartender who owns a popular bar near the naval base. Her callsign reflects her vibrant and outgoing personality, which lights up the atmosphere in her establishment. She serves as a source of support and encouragement for the Navy personnel and fighter pilots who frequent her bar.

Personality: Charismatic, welcoming, and known for her sense of humor.

Lifestyle: Nova enjoys a social and active lifestyle, always looking to bring joy to those around her. But she also sassy, knowledgeable due to being a bartender so she knows secrets, and loves karaoke.

Nicknames: She's often referred to as "No" by her regular customers. The women know the rules for the bar set by Penny Benjamin, so she doesn’t have a problem telling people “No”, or “No roughhousing, take it outside.”

Extra information: Naomi never really knew what she wanted to do in (still doesn’t to be honest), as she always has dreams and aspirations for things but as time files so quickly it feels like those ideals weren’t coming as fast as she wanted. As Naomi always said she wanted to be a writer, a musician of some kind finding herself making stories and music, then posting them on social media for some sort of attraction. One afternoon, at The Hard Deck she decided to take a chance singing on the small stage with her old guitar and caught a few eyes.

Penny, the owner of the bar saw how nice of an impression she made on the crowd and offered her a chance to sing whenever she wants. She even asked if she was open to working at the bar as well, Naomi didn’t mind it at all and agreed to Penny’s offer. Training under her and practicing bartending. And to be honest, Naomi loved it!

Working at The Hard Deck made her smile, let her have some fixable schedules since she had an active lifestyle and socialize with brand new people everyday. It resulted in her meeting some friends such as Lucky Kenner, who she already met before she started working there, and the rest of the Daggers. Anyone who walks into the bar, she’s always the first one to greet them at the counter with a smile pouring drinks and taking orders. They would say she’s a sight for sore eyes with an encouraging enough smile.

Jeremy "Renegade" Turner 🗃

Callsign: Renegade

Age: 47

Background: Jeremy, known as "Renegade," grew up in a family with a military tradition. His father was a Navy pilot, and he followed in his footsteps. His callsign reflects his tendency to sometimes push boundaries and sometimes take unconventional approaches during missions, often against orders. Makes sense how he ended up with Maverick as a friend.

Personality: Adventurous, sarcastic and snarky, witty, a bit rebellious, and unafraid to take risks depending on the situation.

Lifestyle: Renegade is a single pilot who leads an adventurous and sometimes unpredictable life, as he’s always sent on missionary work to go undercover and investigate tasks for the Navy. Sometimes it makes him question his line of work and wonder when’s retirement for him again.

Relationship Status: Single

Nicknames: His fellow aviators often call him "Ren" for short.

Extra information: Due to him messing around with Maverick and his gang so much, it makes wonder if he needs new friends, then he remembers Iceman and Wraith are there then he feels a little better. He thinks he’s sarcastic, stubborn as hell and snarky until he met Iceman’s wife Daredevil also known as Hazel, who nicknames him Hawkeye as a joke.

Ren has been working on and off duty for years, everytime he thinks he’s off the hook or thinking retirement is on his way—BAM! He’s given new duties to watch over new records and recruits for TOP GUN, which in his opinion ain’t so bad. He actually liked the new fresh faced students at TOP GUN, being so young and spirited in the way they fly. Some are way cocky for their own good where they get in trouble with their superior officers meanwhile others are trying to keep an low profile and just learn from their own actions.

Ren being well..Ren, always try to get under their skin and see what they’re made of, in small manners. Like let’s say he’s talking to another person and a student is running in the halls, he tells them to not do that but they won’t listen. So in result, Ren would lean a foot outwards causing the student to trip and learn to not run in the hallway. “Oops..i said watch where your going!” Ren said with a little smirk.

Sometimes Ren gets dragged into the craziness of Maverick Mitchell and the others plan. Such as when he was given the role to return to Top Gun as an independent counsel with Hondo and Hazel, having to watch over the team of returning recruits for the highly competitive mission. A few of them, he trained himself being their co-instructor years back, being Payback, Phoenix, Yale and Harvard. Even met Halo once during her classes.

Ren was in charge of being the one up in the far skies and taking notes of the crews flying skills, measuring their speeding length as they went along. Having everything ready for pre and landing as well! Like said beforehand, Ren has a tendency to not always follow orders and end up regularly regretting it later depending on what it is, pushing a few boundaries when it came to Admirals. So in result, he was the one to open the hard deck without Admiral Cyclone’s permission for Maverick to fly and even a few other things.

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caiti-creative-corner · 8 months

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Aaron Grimm from Complicated

#jeremy renner #aaron cross #aaron grimm #au #bourne legacy

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nika-neangel16 · 2 months

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•The best thing in our life is love

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chasingmidnights · 4 months

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'Tis the Season: Holiday Special

Day 22 - Clint Barton - what the holidays might look like with Clint Barton. The holidays with Clint are spent at home on your quaint little farm and you honestly love the farm life and love how beautiful the farm gets when it's covered in snow. You enjoy tacking up your horses and going out to cut down one of the many pine trees on your land to use as your Christmas tree. Once the tree is up, you enjoy some time by the fire and enjoy some yummy snacks. One of your favorite things to do is going into town and stopping at the local market to pick ingredients to make some homemade pizzas to enjoy with your Christmas movie marathon.

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ask-mtbg · 11 months

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Just some doodles... maybe I **CAN** draw after all?

#original art #matt the bitchless guy au #jeremy renner #five nights at freddy's #i love them sm #<33333

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dev-nxbody-h3re · 2 years

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pt 2 of the office cryptid jeremike au

you enter the break room after a hard day of pushing buttons and junk. lobotomy, whose name you've learned is jeremy, is sitting there by himself.

u r suspicious immediately bc you never see him alone (maybe like codependency or whatever, but you've never taken psychology so what do u know) and so u very timidly ask where zombie guy is

"oh, michael?" he replies "yeah he's out beating up his dad again haha. it's a weekly occurrence here"

"beating up his dad?" you question. you wonder if you should call the authorities

"yeah his dad is like an evil furry haha. thanks for the coffee btw, i got you this in return" jeremy hands you a sandwich from the deli down the street.

you take the sandwich, feeling like you've just gotten a gift from the fae. your mind immediately latches onto "evil furry", and unspeakable things begin filling your mind.

"oh. um. you're welcome." you are grateful for the sandwich, because otherwise you would've had to eat barbara's shitty vegan casserole. nothing against vegans, it's just that barbara can't fucking cook. "thanks for the sammy."

"dude no problem. hey wanna hear a funny story"

"ok." you feel you have no choice but to accept

"haha cool. bye."

jeremy leaves.

ok. you sit down and eat your sammy. you feel as if you brushed paths with something other.

but he's just jeremy. jeremy the lobotomy boy.

#dev posting #nxbødy_h3re.#my stuff #michael afton #jeremy fitzgerald #fitzafton #jeremichael #jeremike #office cryptid jeremike au #you have no idea how badly i wanted to call jeremy 'jeremy hawkeye renner' please just kill me

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tinseltown-rp · 1 year

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Welcome Heather

You have been accepted for the role of JEREMY RENNER! You have TWENTY-FOUR hours to make the account and send it in. Be sure to follow EVERYONE on the follow list!

YOUR CELEBRITY

CELEBRITY NAME: Jeremy Renner

AGE & BIRTHDATE: 51; 7 January 1971

MARITAL STATUS: Divorced

CHILDREN: 1 daughter: Ava Berlin Renner

OTHER INFORMATION:

WANTED CONNECTIONS: Robert Downey Jr., Chris Hemsworth, Tom Hiddleston, Evangeline Lilly

OOC INFORMATION

NAME & AGE: Heather 38

PRONOUNS: she/her

TIMEZONE: EST

TRIGGERS: Suicide, Abuse (Sexual and Physical specifically)

OTHER INFORMATION: It has been years since I roleplayed in a group so please be patient with me as I relearn how things go :) Thank you

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#ACCEPTED #jeremy renner #celebrity rpg #hollywood rpg #au rpg

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mthofferings · 7 months

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dr.girlfriend

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Will create works that contain: Open to most things! Feel free to ask.

Will not create works that contain: Rape/noncon/dubcon, major character death, unhappy ending, underage, incest, body horror (hanahaki, etc.), dark characters beyond canon characteristics (e.g. Serial Killer AU), uneven power dynamic (student/teacher, master/slave, boss/employee), romanticization of abusive relationships, daddy kink (including sugar daddy / sugar baby), infidelity, humiliation, painplay, watersports — probably best to just contact me with any notable kink before bidding. Not entirely averse to A/B/O but probably something else that should be discussed — I may write it more consensually than is typical for the trope.

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Auction ID: 1141

Will create works for the following relationships: Bucky Barnes/Clint Barton - Any Universe Bucky Barnes & Clint Barton - Any Universe Alpine & Bucky Barnes & Clint Barton & Lucky - Any Universe Bucky Barnes/Clint Barton/Steve Rogers - Any Universe

Work Description: I will write a minimum 5k word fic, with a goal of your preferred rating. Historically, my auction fics have exceeded the promised minimum word count. I am willing to write a variety of prompts. I also have done adaptations of other works into a different universe (e.g. Pride and Prejudice AU, Two Weeks’ Notice AU, Pacific Rim AU). Tell me your ideas and we’ll collaborate! I usually write a Fraction/Aja Hawkeye comic-inspired version of Clint Barton, with MCU-inspired version of Bucky Barnes. Probably not the best person to ask if you want a Jeremy Renner version of Clint with the farm family and all that. Otherwise, I'm not sure about the different universes.

Ratings: Gen, Teen, Mature, Explicit

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saltsicklover · 11 months

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˖⁺‧₊˚ Marvel Master List ˚₊‧⁺˖

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♡ xFem!Reader

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ꨄ︎ Soulmate AU

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°˖⁺➳ Clint Barton ➳⁺˖°

✧˖° Jeremy Renner °˖✧

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artaxlivs · 6 months

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Self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love 🖤

I was super busy costuming my opera and didn't answer this when I got it. Then I got another one the other day so I figured I finally should. IDK which of my fandoms this Anon is from so I'm answering this one with my five Hawkeye favs and I'm answering the other with my five Steddie favs tmrw.

At Last - (E) Clint Barton/Bucky Barnes - it's the first in an eight part series called True Colors that I should have made a chapter fic but it was my first fic ever and I was afraid no one would read it so I made the first part able to stand alone. Canon adjacent soulmate fic where the snap made everyone see in grayscale and you can only see in color when you find your soulmate. I wrote it in Jan of 2022 so I'm just about to have my 2 year anniversary 😍

Something to Tweet About - (T) Clint Barton/Bucky Barnes - it's just a little guy (2400 words) but it's cute and I'm told the tweets and the twitter handles are adorable. Plus it features pizza as a love language which - for those of you who aren't Clint fans, is actually one of his languages of love (mine too)

The Happiest Place on Earth - (E) Clint Barton/Bucky Barnes - this is the most meta thing I've ever written. Bucky Barnes works as Disneyland as a character actor. He's 5'9 so he doesn't get to play the Winter Solider because Seb Stan plays him in the MCU and Seb is 6 feet tall. Instead, Bucky plays Hawkeye because Jeremy Renner is only 5'9. Some tall asshole named Clint Barton gets cast as Disneyland's Winter Soldier and Bucky hates him for it. Fuck Clint, seriously.

The Case of the Missing Purple Sweatshirts - (T) Clint Barton/Bucky Barnes - Someone's stealing all of Clint's sweatshirts and when he mentions they have a mystery to solve like the Scooby Doo Gang, he finds out that Steve, Nat and Bucky don't know who Scooby Doo is. So he throws a slumber party. It's fluffy and sweet and it makes me want to snuggle Bucky.

What If Clint Fell - (E) Steve Rogers/Clint Barton - This one is an AU where Clint was born way earlier and he meets Steve and Bucky in the war. And it's Clint who falls from the train, not Bucky. This is a very rare pair but there's a lot of emotional/trauma healing in this fic and I'm super proud of it. It's a series called A Bird By Any Other Name. Part two has Natasha and part three - when I eventually write it, will have Wanda and Pietro.

#clint barton #winterhawk #hawkeye #bucky barnes #winter soldier #steve rogers #captain america #the avengers #self rec

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miss-multifandom-mess · 1 year

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‘Avengers: Endgame’ IronHawk AU

This is based on a roleplay that a friend and I are doing, and I just learned how to edit gifs <3

#Ironhawk AU #marvel #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #avengers endgame #clint barton #hawkeye #tony stark #iron man #ironhawk #clint x tony #jeremy renner #robert downey jr #morgan stark #mcu au #rp #marvel au #marvel roleplay #roleplay

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martsonmars · 2 years

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WHO OR WHAT IS JEREMY?

A list by the Carry On Discord Server.

the fox guy from AWTWB (no, he was Jeremey)

a random guy name to let Baz know Simon's into dudes, because he thought it would be too obvious to get a tattoo that says “I’m queer just FYI”

Simon's ex boyfriend

Baz's ex boyfriend

Simon's pet goat

the monkey tattoo

a homage to @stardustasincocaine's husband

Baz's name in this AU because Tyrannus Basilton was too weird

Lamb's fake identity (and it's actually Lamb on the cover, not Simon)

Lamb's actual first name

one of the NowNext vampires

Simon's beloved childhood pet

a fuck you to someone Simon hates whose name is Jeremy

a goat who frequently fucks shit up and causes Problems™️ and Simon flips it off regularly and misses it dearly

the person on the cover, and he tattooed his name on his finger so he doesn't forget it

Simon’s people eating plant

the password Simon always uses, named after the IT guy who always yelled at Simon about not having secure enough passwords

Simon's beloved childhood plushie

just a name Simon likes

Simon's bro, who is a fledgling tattoo artist and Simon let him just do whatever

Shepard's middle name

Shepard's first name but he lost it to a fairy and had to change it

a stray dog Simon took care of while in care homes

Baz's pet rat, Mordelia named it

Baz's dog (the one he killed)

the name he (Baz? Simon? Unclear) gave to the bird outside his window who woke him up at ass o'clock every morning

Simon's middle name, the Mage chose it

a celebrity crush

Simon's fake name he used to get tattoos when he was younger than he should

Simon and Baz's kid

a mnemonic device

the container of mystery leftovers from freshman year that has gained sentience in the back of the fridge

it's actually “Je Remy” because Simon loves Ratatouille

Jeremy Baines from Doctor Who

a reminder of when Simon got burned by the Jeremy Renner app

Tyrannus or Basilton was too long to tattoo so Simon's like I dunno... Jeremy

the fake name Baz gave Simon because they have rival flower businesses and he didn’t want Simon to know his true identity, a la Chaz; supported by the fact that Jaz is a variant of Jeremy

“Choose a name similar to yours.”

Baz: “I'm, uh, Jaz Bitch.”

Simon gets the tattoo and goes to Baz and Baz is like, “Who the fuck is Jeremy?”

“You.”

“Actually, it's short for Jerusalem,” because Baz's family absolutely would name a kid Jerusalem.

the head of the latest cult Simon has joined; every tattoo is in remembrance of a cult he escaped: he keeps saying “they remind me that I won't do THAT again” but...

the Mage's real name: he never told his real name to anyone so they just started calling him David

Niall's real name

Dev's middle name

Niall's surname

Simon just flips a lot of people the bird so he decided to name his middle finger and then he had the name tattooed on it.

Simon: “I’d like to introduce you to Jeremy.”

Anyone else: “Who tf is Jeremy?”

Simon: 🖕

drunk Simon when he's a teen in care:

Kid: “What tattoo do you want?”

S: “... Jeremy.”

Kid: “What?”

S: “You heard me.”

Simon's step dad

Simon's baby brother

Simon's evil twin

the Humdrum

@rainbowrowell's OC

doesn't actually exist

#scattered showers

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