[Based on my last post]
Nimona: [shapshifts]
Lloyd: Woah, are you an oni??
Nimona: I'm Nimona
Hunter: [nodding] And I'm Hunter; Daemonne-Noceda-Clawthorne
Lloyd: [whispering] And I thought Montgomery Garmadon was a mouth full
Nimona: Ooh! I got one of those long last names too! Boldheart-Goldenloin
Nimona: The boss and his BF just don't know it yet
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Amity is sick with the common mold and Luz is nursing her.
Amity: hhmm...burple...Luz?
Luz: Yes?
Amity: gur...you shtill here?
Luz: Yeah, I'm still here.
Amity: Okay...
Luz: ...
Amity: Luz.
Luz: Yes?
Amity: ...I jush wanted to shay your name.
Luz: Okay, sweet potato.
Amity: ...Luz.
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Hunter [bursting in through the doors]: You signed me up for school! *waves a piece of paper around frantically while tearing up*
Darius:......
Eberwolf:......
Darius [stands up slowly, sharing glances with Eberwolf]: I didn't know it would bother you this much? Perhaps I should have talked it over with you. You just seemed so excited about the thought of----
Hunter: No! No, I want to go to school! I love school. It's where all my friends are! That's not the problem!!!!
Darius:.... Now I'm just confused.
Hunter [wave paper around even more]: You signed me up as Hunter Deamonne!!! Deamonne!!!!! I have a dad now! *rubs furiously at his eye* I have a dad now and I don't know what to do with myself!
Darius:.......
Darius: *ruffles his hair*
Hunter: *sobs hysterically and throws his arms around him*
Darius: *silently panicking while also trying to be comforting*
Eberwolf: *face palm*
Hunter: *drags Eberwolf into the hug too*
Eberwolf:.......
Eberwolf: 'oh'
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Every time Belos told Hunter about the Titan, he’d often accidentally repeat himself because he was lying and making up things on the spot. Imagine if Hunter remembered every single detail and whenever he noticed a contradiction in his uncle’s words, he’d remind him that he lied the other time by asking him a thousand questions.
Hunter: Uncle Belos, you mentioned that the Titan’s power comes from the sky, but last time you said it comes from the earth. Which one is it?
Belos: Ah, yes, well, you see, it’s both! The Titan’s power is a combination of celestial and terrestrial energies.
Hunter: But you said before it was purely celestial. And wait, didn’t you also mention he draws power from the sea?
Belos: Well, yes, that’s correct, Hunter. The sea is also a source of his power.
Hunter: So, it’s from the sky, the earth, and the sea now? That’s quite the Trinity of power sources, Uncle.
Belos: Indeed, it’s a complex system, Hunter. The Titan’s power is vast and... multifaceted.
Hunter: Multifaceted, huh? So, does he also draw power from the trees? I remember you saying something about that once.
Belos: Ah, yes, the trees! Of course, Hunter. The Titan’s connection to nature extends to the trees as well.
Hunter: Fascinating. And what about the stars? You’ve mentioned them too, right?
Belos: Absolutely, Hunter. The stars play a crucial role in channeling energy to the Titan.
Hunter: Right, so let me get this straight. The Titan gets his power from the sky, the earth, the sea, the trees, and the stars?
Belos: Exactly, Hunter. You've got it!
Hunter: But wait, if that's the case, then why did you say last time that he draws power solely from the moon?
Belos: Well, you see, Hunter, the moon is a conduit for all those energies...
Hunter: But you just named the other sources. So, which one is it, Uncle? The moon, the sky, the earth, the sea, the trees, or the stars?
Belos: Ah, Hunter, you have such a keen memory. It's a combination, a delicate balance of all those elements!
Hunter: A combination... right. Got it, Uncle Belos. Thanks for clearing that up.
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Luz: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Amity: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Luz, desperately, as Amity bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Amity: Oh! B positive.
Luz: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Amity:
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Scythe Characters As Weird Shit My Friends And I Say Because I Can
Curie, standing on a stepladder: You don't have to be straight, the clock has to be straight.
Citra: Well that's rude. The clock can be whatever it wants to be.
Rowan: Let the clock love who it wants to love!
Rand: I was just giving a detailed explanation of how you suck it.
Volta: I'm gonna crash this fucking car.
Chomsky: Sometimes you just gotta do it and see what happens.
Volta: You knew what would happen! It blew up!
Mentor! Faraday: She's attacking me!
Apprentice! Curie: I'm hugging you.
Rowan: Do-nut order donuts.
Citra: I hate you.
Goddard: My god, Xenocrates! There's a fuck you!
Tyger: Wow, my head really just flew across the room.
Rand: I'm taking your silence as a sign I should kill the child.
Rowan, to Citra: Did you die? Guess I'll die too.
Greyson, gesturing proudly at Jeri: Nonbinary noodle!
Faraday, in the middle of a thought: -ledge.
Munira: Ledge?
Faraday, nodding: Ledge.
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Darius: That's it, you're grounded
Hunter: Ugh, fine [walks away]
Darius: What- where are you going? Your room is in the other direction
Hunter: To get a shovel??
Darius: A shovel?
Hunter: You said GROUND-ed
Darius: [sighs] You don't actually know what being grounded means, do you?
Hunter: No, I do not
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