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pancakethepikachu · 16 days ago
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Warning: NSFW under cut
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!!VIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK!!
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Happy April Fools<3
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fmot · 17 days ago
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writing erotica about your own OCs is the highest tier of self indulgence. i feel like i'm drinking red wine out of a golden chalice while laying on a tiger skin rug when i write and/or read smut about my OCs. highly recommend that you try it out when you get the chance <3
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Just woke up from the wildest monsterfucker sex dream lol
I could breathe under water. There was this soft spongy sea bed thingy with a little crevice type hole in the middle.
A great white shark/megalodon was my partner, and we fucked nonstop. The interesting thing was he layed eggs inside me, and I pushed them back out into the hole in the bedding. Also everytime it was time to mate again, he'd swim over and get on his back and let me ride him. And he was biiig. 😍
None of the eggs hatched, it was all just for pleasure (as what it would be irl for me, I'm ace and never want kids)
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victorious-tribute · 22 days ago
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I can’t wait to quit my job when I finally get my new one. I left 2 and a half hours past my out time last night. Here I am, fully awake at 3:30am because I’m so anxious about today’s shift. I know I’m going to walk into a huge mess and a laundry list of tasks to do as well as be left with, yet again, another major mess. I’ll be alone from 3-close. I brought up to the store owner yesterday that I don’t like being in the store alone. I would like to have two closers bc we need help and it’s not safe to leave one person there. She laughed at me and was like, “you’re safe” excuse me? I’m exhausted before my day even starts.
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my-mass-hysteria · 24 days ago
Kyoutani is aggressive until clothes start coming off and then he goes shy REAL QUICK.
Iwaizume Hajime , 27 athletic trainer will give you an actual oral fetishized from drinking through straws... I will take no criticism
Suga has a playlist of music from the old crooners age of Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin, if you catch him at the right time, in the right mood, he will put it on and slow dance with you in the kitchen.
Tendou has a single teacher from elementary school that her looks back fondly on, they never called him weird and didn’t tolerate any kind of bullying. He sends them a large basket of chocolate every so often and makes sure the kids in their class always get a treat as well. He also helps out financially of course but that’s not what he’s most proud of.
Hyakuzawa Yūdai (7 foot tall guy) eventually becomes really good at volleyball but he stops playing because like Samu, his passion is food 🍲
Love you!! Hope this made you smile 💋
This is so cute wtf yes it made me smile
Love you too!!! Thank you so much 🥺💖 I have nothing to add sorry wicheuch (except that tendou was my fav wkxhwhxh)
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darktorment · 24 days ago
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Something happened tonight on my way home from work, and it honestly terrified me. But I feel stupid talking about it. My chest has been burning with what I assume is anxiety ever since. I can't sleep.
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sleepinbutt69 · 26 days ago
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Who wants to see the full video 😝😝
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multifandomthoughts · a month ago
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Why did I have a dream about fucking killer? I don’t even like him!
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adricisdead · a month ago
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Oh no
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adricisdead · a month ago
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Every so often I check up on one particular smut RP blog that’s a good mine, and it delivered the funniest euphemism for the vagina known to man.
“Tight vigin hole”
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thespiritofeon · a month ago
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jiang cheng uses zidian to tie up his slave wei wuxian
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egbertenthusiast · 3 days ago
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Imp0rtant rq!! This flag was based 0ff 0ne 0f @cinnamogai ‘s flags!( icarusalis) it reminded me 0f angels and gave me this idea. As a Angelkin and s0me0ne wh0s c0nnecred t0 sn0w, I f0und 0ne 0f the angel themes flags great!
❝Angemathyl❞
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♥️ | This gender is based off angelkin or an angelic gender that connects deep to the snow. It can relate to the feeling of the cold or angelkin who remember being around snowy parts.
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yayen-chan · 2 months ago
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Reed900 Thoughts: Wolf Pack Leader Ranger!Nines and Shapeshifter/Werewolf Alpha!Gavin
Nines has a pack of wolves as comrades in the forest, he had helped one of the injured wolves recover when he found him one day. Once the wolf was better he brought the rest of his pack. It seems it was the same wolf now with a scar on his snout. It seems he was now the alpha of the wolf pack. 
So imagine, a hiker or camper got injured with wolves howling in the distance. The hiker fearing for his life and out comes this handsome ranger with a pack of wolves at his side.
Nines and the Alpha have an understanding. Forehead bumps, pets for all the wolves and of course food. It was a give and take relationship. It was all working out just fine. But as an Alpha, there are responsibilities like taking a mate.
The Alpha, Gavin refuses to take Tina as his mate which the female wolf understands they are best friends and she knows his preferences. Namely the Ranger.
So Gavin tries to woo Nines in the wolf way but Nines only sees it as how a dog would love its owner. So Gavin had no choice to shape shift to his human form and woo him that way.
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thespiritofeon · 2 months ago
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wheres the wonder bread guy
i need money and im desperate
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