Ruby " jaune did you do the robot?
Jaune " yes
Ruby " i did the robot too.
Penny " you both did me so do eachother
Ruby and jaune " okay
Weeks later
Penny " and that friends yang blake weiss and pyrrha is how i became the middle. It is best spot
As a person who now ships Jaune and Penny but has been shipping Penny and Ruby for a while, I absolutely love this! I can just imagine the 3 being a punch of dorks in public but some kinky little rascals behind closed doors!
And Penny is very much a middle!
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Its older TaiyangxSummer meme, but it checks out.
Artist is Napoakes.
What does everyone else think of Summer's costume redesign?
www.twitter.com/napisnapsuli/status/1648387869394739211
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For those who can’t read all the captions fast enough.
Weiss: hey Blake…
Blake: what?
Weiss: can you teach me to flirt with Ruby?
Guardsman: Move you useless lesbians!
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Guardian ghost au
Movie night with jaune and his team goes crazy as F.
ARCZ: MOVIES! MOVIES! MOVIES! MOVIES!
Weiss: *Busting out of PAYS dorm room* What are you fools chanting about!?
Jaune: Movie Night! It's our annual movie night and we've got both of the new Dune movies so we're gonna be watching them back to back!
Reese: It's gonna be sweet! Timothee Chestnut is such an amazing actor!
May: Have you heard Austin Blackthorn's voice!? He sounds amazing!
Cardin: I'm just waiting for all the fights! The choreography is amazing!
Weiss: All of this over a movie?
Jaune: It's more than a movie! The books were amazing and the movies, even the old one directed by David Lynch were amazing! The story, characters, and world-building are beyond great!
May: Yeah! Do you guys wanna join us?
Weiss: ... you're all idiots... *Closes door*
ARCZ: .....
Reese: *Shrugs* Their loss!
*In PAYS Dorms where the rest of the team are being forced to study*
Yang: *Being forced to Study* What was that about?
Weiss: ARCZ are being idiots over watching some new movies
Yang: Movies!? Can we join 'em!?
Weiss: I already told them no, since we're busy studying
PAY(S): YOU DID WHAT!?!?
The Next Day:
Jaune: *holding a fork* May thy knife, chip and shatter
Cardin: *holding a spoon* May thy knife, chip and shatter!
May: *Raises breadstick in the air* Lisan Al Gaib!!!
Reese: *pretending to ride a sandworm while blaring Dune music*
Yang: Could have been! Could have seen Dune! But no! We had to study!
Pyrrha: *sighs sadly* my brain...
Arslan: *Glaring at Weiss* We could have been doing something better than overloading our brains!
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