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anrisimps · 2 months

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Nobles : Your dogs bite

Kishiar : No they don't ^ ^

Nobles : YES THEY DO

#He just likes fucking with those nobles for shits and giggles #He knows his cavalry very well #His subordinates should get to have fun once in a while #Shitpost™#Turning #turning memes #Turning manhwa

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heckthis-heckallofthis · 1 month

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#cells at work #hataraku saibou #hataraku saibō #cells at work friends #hataraku saibo friends #cells at work and friends #shitpost™

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l3viat8an · 10 months

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Solomon: Did you know, no matter how hard you pinch your elbow it doesn't hurt?

MC:*Immediately pinching their elbow* Wtf it doesn't hurt?! Hey Mammon pinch your elbow!

Mammon:*Pinching his elbow* Why? Wait it doesn't hurt!

MC: I know!!!

Lucifer: You three are sharing the brain cell again aren't you?

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hermitcraftsideblog · 3 months

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the current state of affairs I'm afraid

#low effort shitpost #original content™#i guess #smallishbeans #joel smallishbeans

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celebritybuddytrolling · 7 months

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had a not-so-funny idea a couple months ago

#shitpost #they’re both crazy redheads so I thought they’d get along #evidently they got along too well #pickles the drummer #postal dude #their ship name is picklesdude :)#this was before aotd so i had to immediately retcon after the Nickles™ happened #picklesdude

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suroshimi · 2 years

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Diversity win!!!! The characters that are in unimaginable pain during the literal apocalypse are queer!

#Why did I render a shitpost #Also I am fully aware that is technically not a POV #but you can pretend it's the Ceasless Watcher™#the magnus archives #tma #jon sims #endless suffering #spoilers #tma spoilers #my art

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therabbitthatpostthings · 11 days

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Hey, check on your local gay person. They just announced the Yuri on Ice Movie cancellation.

#shitpost #shitposting #yoi #yuri on ice #Yuri on ice movie #ice adolescence #rip yoimovie we would of loved you #THEY KEPT US WAITING FOR YEARS #I thought I’d be fucking 57 taking my grandkids to see this movie okay #yoi meant a fucking lot to me too #it was one of the last anime I watched before the incident™#so it capped off a great year and summer for me #just to see it go out like this #damn

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existennialmemes · 9 months

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Greetings Fellow Humans!

I am just like you!

I too enjoy labor and recreation. Please accept my invite to join me in the woods tonight!

For normal, human activities, that are in no way suspicious

Please tell your spouse and offspring that I hope their molecules are vibrating at the optimum human frequency! And I hope they will also join me in the woods tonight.

We will roast animal flesh and consume mild poisons from tin cans! Lots of normal human fun to be had. In the woods with me tonight.

There is no reason for alarm or suspicion or caution. Just regular human joviality!

In the woods.

With me tonight.

#shitpost #shitposting #fae #cryptid #monster lovers #comedy horror #horror comedy #monster lover #I'm just your Average Human™ 🙂

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bamblrr · 9 months

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#Limbus Company #lcb #project moon #ishmael #ishmael limbus company #ishmael lcb #shitpost #non art #flashing lights #eye strain #bright colors #flashing gif #ishmael company #im seriously at my limit #i dont feel good giving Limbus Company attention right now due to Recent Events™ but im also desperate for validation #eyestrain #cw flashing

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happypeachsludgeflower · 1 month

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Gotta say, of all the protagonists in mxtx books, shen yuan is the most relatable. Why? I too would read an absolutely god awful trash terrible webnovel for the sole person of bitching about it.

#no you don’t understand I do that all the time #i don’t usually write reviews to fics unless I have something really nice to say #i just bitch at my friends about the terribleness I find #and sometimes I’ll make a post about a particularly funny bad one #but I respect shen yuan’s dedication to letting airplane bro know he’s a sellout #I appreciate shen yuan’s feral behavior so much he’s my role model #like yea Wei Wuxian is a Mood ™#as is Xie Lian just for different reasons #but neither are nearly as ridiculous as shen yuan #he’s literally a rich boy with too much time on his hands and no life besides reading trash novels and complaining about it #shen yuan #svsss shen qingqiu #shen qingqiu #mxtx svsss #svsss #svsss shitpost #mxtx novels #mxtx #mxtx fandom #mxtx hell #scumbag system #scumbag villain #scumbag self saving system #svsss shen yuan #pidw

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heckthis-heckallofthis · 2 months

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CAWF Tumblr simulator

🦠 Neutro-2145 Follow

B Cell hasn't worked in a while, the bacteria tastes bland…

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❤️ IM1235 Follow

The neutrophils are so cool when they're saving the body! I should get them a gift to show my gratitude!

❤️ IM1235

Ok I just saw them rip out the insides of an infected cell, I don't think I can sleep tonight.

#oh my god #do they do that all the time???

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🧸 Dendri217 Follow

I don't think sewing lactic acid bacteria nearly everyday is good for my mental health, but it sure is fun! I need to go outside more I think

#lactic acid bacteria #my beloved #maybe I have too many of them #but you can never have too many lactic acid bacteria

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🎆 RegT59 Follow

As much as I love Helper T as a friend I wish he'd stop buying random things with our budget. He didn't even solve the Rubik's cube he bought last time, now he's buying those metal wire puzzles.

🎆 RegT59

He offered to get me something and I bought a conch shell just because it looked interesting. His bad habits are rubbing off on me.

#sigh #i should just stick to solitaire #our office is getting so cluttered

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⚪ Neutro-3033 Follow

The amount of people that don't know not all neutrophils enjoy eating bacteria or infected cells is wild. Have you tried to eat some?? It's terrible. Some of us only eat it because it's part of the job.

#i swear #its so annoying #at least the RBCS bring us stuff other than bacteria #i really wouldn't mind something less sweet

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✖️ Cross-TCell reblogged

🐦‍⬛ King-Killer

How do I tell my subordinates that I don't actually hate them and that I'm just strict and they need to stop being so sloppy? Believe me guys I like having you around please invite me to something I'm begging you

🐦‍⬛ King-Killer

That was a moment of weakness ignore that (please invite me please please please ple

🐦‍⬛ King-Killer

WHICH ONE OF YOU REBLOGGED THIS?? NOW ALL MY SUBORDINATES ARE CONSTANTLY BRINGING ME WITH THEM FOR LUNCH????

#its okay squad leader #we honestly just thought you'd be too busy to bother with us #so glad you actually do like us #the boys love you too

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🍸 Microfold108 Follow

What even is the point of living? If not just for the sake of a higher being we don't even know? Are they good? Are they bad? Maybe they're the nicest person in the world, maybe they're a serial killer who has murdered countless of their kind. Do they know we work only for them? Do they know how many of us love them?

🍸 Microfold108

Nevermind Dendritic cell came over with a lot of friends and he said they all enjoyed me so maybe there is more to life than that.

#i need to find an actual interest #maybe then I'll stop being so negative about everything

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🟩 HelperT31 Follow

Apparently you can just buy a house??? On Sellular?? I'm going to prank Reg T with this. It's going to be so funny, imagine I pull out a whole house right in front of the office, she'd go insane.

#nobody reblog this I can't let reg t see this #itll ruin the surprise

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🗡️ NatKiller095 Follow

Non-immune cells are literally so scary, how do you socialize everyday without getting tired or stressed out??? What do you MEAN you think us murdering cells is scarier?? At least I don't have to go around the ENTIRE body just to hand over a box of gases to someone I barely know!

✨ Eosin-9024 Follow

I agree!! How else would you relieve stress if you can't straight up explode? I would rather die than have to deal with that everyday, I'm so glad parasitic infections are rarer than bacterial and viral infections.

#non immune cells #im sorry for exploding your houses all the time but you guys genuinely terrify me

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🪩 B265 Follow

I love working on the skin! So many beautiful women up here! Way better than working for that insane idiot boss in the alimentary tract

#talking about helper T cell #he sucks so bad #wont let me live my life for just 5 minutes #i do really miss reg t tho #she was way better than helper T

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🪄 Mast92 Follow

The reason why Cellor-sun was so adamant about saving her friends despite risking her life to do so was because if she didn't she risked the Natchlor absorbing her powers and in turn causing the destruction of the whole vessel. Yes she loves her friends but she needed to take the risk, it was a big part of the plot, how do people not see that the first time they watched??

Also I hate how they forcefully gave Cellor-sun a love interest. Soma was an interesting character as Cellor-sun's new companion but they didn't have to force the love interest trope on him. I feel like the trope was so one dimensional, like two different people wrote him. The Cellor-sun I know would never instantly fall in love with someone like that! Their arc was literally 20 minutes long!!! She has high standards and yet just happened to meet someone who has all those exact standards??? Where do you find a cell that happens to be into all your interests, mesh well with your friends, and don't mind that you are a magical girl constantly risking your life for the sake of the vessel?? Soma would've been fine if he was just a friend of Cellor, he could've been her love interest, just stretch it out realistically. He has interesting powers that interact well with the rest of the cast, I really just wish his arc with Cellor would've been written better. Whoever wrote that needs to post a public apology right now.

#cellor-sun against the univessel #cellor-sun #soma-san catu #i could've written it better for real #catu

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#actually tags from me now #it took me like an hour to make up fictional lore for mast cell's post #was slightly tempted to continue 1235's post with: WHO BOUGHT A WHOLE HOUSE FROM SELLULAR but it would've taken away #from the shock value of OH MY GOD THEY ARE TEARING THEIR INSIDES OUT I AM GOING TO THROW UP #sellular is a pun on sell and cellular btw #pls get it #also notice on squad leader's post the tags are from cross and not squad leader himself #because its a reblog #i put so much effort into this pls reblog #cells at work #hataraku saibou #hataraku saibō #cells at work friends #hataraku saibo friends #cells at work and friends #shitpost™

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fortheillithidbaddies · 5 months

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#shitposting brought to you by mind flayer tadpoles #BG3 fandom critical #this applies to any fandom really #but this post is about Astarion's fandom™#at this point Larian just needs to delete him from the game #put us all out of our miseries of dealing with some of these fans™#do the right thing Larian #save us all please because every day it's something #I am so very tired #BG3 #fandom critical

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strigital · 4 months

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do you mind? i'm very busy imagining spawn Astarion with the ability to polymorph into a bat and his darling druid tav who wildshapes into a raven both swooping through the golden and purple evening sky, ebony feathers gleaming in the setting sun, red eyes reflecting the first evening's stars, two winged creatures in love doing saltos and dancing in the clouds, falling down wings tucked in only to unfurl them mere inches before hitting the surface of the sea, causing the water to splash with the gusts of air from their wings, only for those falling droplets to reflect the sunset perfectly and create a magnificent rainbow that bat!astarion and raven!tav fly over - a rainbow bridge into a new tomorrow, a future free of worries, full of love and new possibilities.

then the sun sets, the stars come out and you watch a raven and a bat flutter off into the horizon, cawing and squeeking with glee. you don't know that these animals are soulmates in disguise, but something about the way they dance and zigzag through the purple skies tells you: they're in love.

happy.

free.