bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time
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people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?
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So the shower perch fell off the wall today and Mia got a bit more water than she bargained for
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Feeling compelled to take a moment to document this saddest looking little dog I saw today.
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Me, seeing a beautiful gay photo, "Oh I'll make a quick study/wriolette !"
hm, maybe not so quick 👀
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Thought it would be fun to see how I drew David Tennant 12 years ago vs. now
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Terfism is targeted at radicalising older-middle-aged women in order to sever the otherwise naturally-forming bond that makes trans women and older-middle-aged cis women the strongest of comrades via our shared interests and experiences.
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