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needs-to-stop-looking-at-yigas · 3 years

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OOH can we see how Kohga would react to Mipha asking for relationship advice? Since she’d see how devoted and passionate Sooga is for his Master, and not really anyone else in their group is in a relationship soooo

I’m just obsessed with him just adoring Mipha and trying his ass off to get her and Link together it’s so cute

One, thank you for recognizing the fact that Kohga playing Mipha’s wingman is possibly the best idea I’ve EVER had. Two, I am SO ready to start this absolute soft shit. Smut is fun and all, but come on, Kohga trying to hook bitches up is amazing. And third, this got waay out of hand, so enjoy some double dates here.

“So, did you get me something?”

Sooga hardly left Master Kohga’s side. Whenever he had to, be it to lend a hand elsewhere; he had TWO rules to follow; come home to him at the end of the day, and bring him something. Kohga had been sitting here, having tea with Mipha, while Sooga offered to help Sidon hunt for sneaky river snails (Sooga had a real knack for knowing where to find them). They came back with quite the haul, so the fact that he managed to get anything else was nothing to scoff at. He put the large bag of fish down on the floor, and from his pockets, produced a small cage. Inside the cage was what appeared to be a winterwing butterfly. Kohga clapped his hands together, clearly loving it.

“Ooh, I’ve been looking for one of these!”

“I know. It was why I had to stop in the middle of fishing to catch it for you. I may have let Sidon fall in the water in my haste. Maybe.”

Mipha cocked her head to the side upon seeing his reaction to the small bug.

“You like bugs?”

“Just the butterflies. I only keep them for a day or two before I let them go, I just think they’re neat.”

Kohga took a hold of Sooga’s chin, grinning from ear to ear.

“And SOMEONE seemed to remember me saying I wanted this specific one. You’re such a sap, Sooga.”

Sooga was trying (and failing) not to smile.

“I listen to EVERY word you say, master Kohga.”

“Ugh, you’re being mushy again. Get outta my face, go help shark boy with the fish.”

Kohga tried to look mean as he gently pushed his face away, but it was plainly obvious; Kohga loved him. Sooga pardoned himself, hoisted the bag over his shoulder, and walked off with Sidon. Mipha took a sip of her tea, watching as Kohga lightly shook his head. She knew it was a bad emotion to feel, but she couldn’t resist feeling a bit jealous. They were so happy with one another, and yet, her own love and affections were clearly not recognized by the one boy she loved, more than anything. Perhaps…

“Kohga? Can I ask something?”

“Whatever you want.”

Kohga stopped ogling his boyfriend for a second and gave her his attention, snacking on the cookies she made, just for him (shaped in just the cutest seashells). She squirmed a bit in her seat, unsure of how to go about it, before she finally came out with it.

“How...did you get someone to love you, the way Sooga does?”

Kohga stopped eating for a second, looking at her sullen face. This little fish was just sweeter than banana bread, and it hurt poor ol’ Kohga to see her love so much, without Goldilocks even talking about it with her. Sure they were young, and they had forever to talk about this stuff, but there was no time like the present.

“Sooga is a fucking idiot, for one, and I attract idiots. Second, you kinda just. Come out with it. We started off as friends before anything, and that’s now all relationships start. Course, your case is a BIT different from mine. You want my honest opinion? Just shoot your shot. I mean, worst he’s gonna say is no. Or nothing with his mute ass…”

Kohga mumbled that last part, helping himself to another sip of tea. Realizing it didn’t seem to be very helpful, he sighed.

“Or, you could cook him something. Call me old fashioned, but my mama always said the quickest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. I make mean salmon skin, look at the hunk I bagged.”

They both turned to look at Sooga, who was busy de shelling the fish alongside Sidon. Mipha pursed her little lips, before softly nodding.

“I...suppose that isn’t a bad idea at all. If I can find the courage in my heart to ask him.”

Just then, Kohga noticed Link walking alongside the princess. Small land, honestly. Kohga put his hands to the side of his face, crying out to Link.

“Yo Goldilocks! Mipha’s cookin’ tonight, you want in?!”

Link nodded, giving a thumbs up. Kohga shrugged.

“See? Easy. You just gotta be straightforward with boys.”

Mipha held her face in her hands, obviously embarrassed.

“But what do I do WHEN I make him something?! What do I say? What do I talk about with him?”

Kohga loved Mipha, really he did, but girl needed to stop seeing boys as a lynel, and more along the lines of wild horses. Something to tame, not to fear. He sighed.

“Tell you what. Me and Sooga will join you, sorta like a double date kinda deal. I’ll be there if the date goes bad, and we can dip when the date is going GOOD.”

Mipha looked up from the table with just the softest eyes you’ve ever seen.

“You...would do that, for me?”

“Course, lil red! You’re like, my favorite in the little team of goody two shoes. Plus, free eats, can’t complain-”

She suddenly got out of her seat, and nearly pounced on him for a hug. The things he did for love.

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“He here yet?”

“Not quite, but I’m just about done!”

Kohga came back a while later, alongside Sooga. Kohga had his own men helping her in the kitchen, setting up the dining room, everything she could need, Kohga helped with. Kohga scoffed as he put his gift on the dining room table (he’d be remiss if he didn’t bring something to drink for the occasion), lightly pulling up one of her fins, and scoffing.

“Okay, let the boys finish up. Sooga, get to work on this girl, she needs to focus on being as pretty as a fresh stack of banana pancakes.”

Sooga nodded, prompting Mipha to follow him to her bedroom. Kohga was about to see just what she was cooking, before the main doors flew open. Link. Aka, Goldilocks, aka, the guy that never fucking knocked. He was wearing the classic gerudo outfit. A real tits out look, and honestly Kohga would jump on that in a heartbeat.

“Goldilocks! Bit early! How you doing? Mipha will be ready in just a second, take a seat, lemme get you a drink!”

Link nodded. Kohga chatted him up for a minute, serving him a nice glass of banana wine (it’s actually VERY good). When he caught the eyes of Sooga, he pardoned himself and dipped into the hallway. He took one gander at Mipha, and gave a whistle.

“Girl look at YOU! Lookin’ prettier than a pack of opals!”

She really did look like a beauty. Freshly touched lipstick, sharpened nails, her silver jewelry replaced with gold, and instead of her usual blue sash, Sooga somehow managed to find time to make a blue, see through looking dress for her. It fit around her body snugly, but it was a loose, comfortable material, perfect for fashion, and function. Sooga was so talented, getting that together so quickly. Kohga nodded towards Link.

“Go keep him busy, gotta give this girl a pep talk.”

Sooga nodded. Once he left, Kohga carefully put his hands on her shoulders.

“Look at me. Lookin? Okay good. You like this guy, so be you. BUT, you need to let him know you’re interested. Be flirty. Touch his hands, compliment him, fucking, feed him from your plate- make it obvious. You’re a princess. He’s a knight, it’s GONNA happen.”

She nodded firmly, shoulder’s straight as a Lynel’s.

“I can do this!”

She peered over at Link, and immediately hid behind a wall again.

“I can’t do this! He’s wearing the voe armor!”

“For the love of…”

Kohga sighed. Why did he love all these shy bitches?

“Mipha. You’re gonna make HIM drool, not the other way around. Come on, you’ve got this. I’ll be right here, I’ll make you look good as hell. On three. One. Two. Three!”

He carefully pushed her towards the dining room, and Mipha looked ready to have a heart attack. Poor thing.

“Link! It’s so nice to have you over! I hope my invitation wasn’t sudden!”

Link shook his head. Kohga, sensing things were still awkward, jumped in. He was always the fun one at parties.

“Hey, you know what, we should totally start eating! I heard Mipha made quite the spread, Sooga why don’t you help bring the stuff out?”

Sooga nodded, heading into the kitchen. Kohga gestured for all of them to take a seat (with Mipha sitting right next to Link of course), and him just a bit away from them. Close enough to be supportive, but just far enough to beat it if he was cramping their style. Soon enough, trays of food were brought in, and even Kohga had to admit, he was starved.

“Master Kohga?”

“Yes, Sooga?”

“I’m sorry.”

He was about to ask what for, but then he saw it. Fish dish. Fish dish, not a single dish WASN’T fish. And he couldn’t just NOT eat her food, less he make Mipha’s food look awful. Kohga gulped, and Mipha seemed to catch onto his distress.

“Oh Kohga, I’m so sorry, I forgot you didn’t like fish! Please, let me make you-”

“Nope!”

Kohga could feel his ass sweating. He was really gonna sit here and eat fish, because Mipha deserved it. Link looked over at him, clearly just as confused as anyone else. Kohga forced himself to chuckle.

“I mean...I HATE clam chowder. A lot. It’s gross, it’s squishy, it smells AWFUL. Unless it’s Mipha’s. I LOVE Mipha’s clam chowder! She is just. SUCH a good cook, I could eat a whole bowl!”

Link looked him right in his face, grabbed a bowl, and filled it completely with clam chowder. He slid the bowl over to him, and Kohga wanted to throw up. That yucky, smelly smell of fish.

“Son of a bitch..I mean, yum! Thank you, Link.”

Mipha just had to like this blonde asshole. Sooga made a motion to grab the bowl, but Kohga halted him. He was going to do this for Mipha. He took a taste of it, and he fought every urge not to puke. Dear god, the smell and the taste was awful. But he forced himself to swallow, smiling.

“See? I l-like it! So it’s GOTTA be good! Mipha is just, so talented!”

Link seemed satisfied, helping himself to a bowl. Mipha looked at Kohga, clearly worried, but he shook his head.

“Make it up to me by getting some, Mipha.”

He muttered underneath his breath, forcing himself to eat more. Sooga had no problems, this asshole, eating fish like it was nothing. Mipha pretended like she didn’t know anything was wrong, giving her attention towards Link.

“So, Link! You’ve been over at the Gerudo desert, I take it. Urbosa is doing well, I trust?”

Kohga didn’t pay attention to the one sided conversation, too focused on handling the thick creamy broth. His stomach churned, his head hurt, and he was just. Dying. Not even Sooga could help him. He was going to bail, but he saw it in Mipha’s eyes. She was getting more nervous, and this was JUST from watching Link eat. Oh god this was a mess. He forced himself to think past the creamy mush still left in his bowl.

“So, Link, what do you think of Mipha’s new look? Nice right?”

Link looked her up and down, before giving Mipha a thumbs up. Her cheeks exploded in color, and she looked ready to just melt. Kohga tried not to gag at the fish burp he just had.

“And Mipha, thoughts on Link’s outfit?”

Mipha hesitated, letting herself get a look at him, totally not looking at that titty (atta girl), before softly nodding.

“You had it dyed white, it looks very...nice, Link. It really goes with your golden hair.”

Distracted by her thoughts, she played with a strand of his hair, before suddenly realizing what she was doing. They both looked away, buried in blush, just two, dumb, flirty messes. Oh his girl was KILLING IT. Kohga forced himself to gulp down his bowl (somehow not choking on the chunks), nearly gasping as he finished. Oh that was a mistake. That did NOT feel right. Didn’t matter, Mipha was GETTING somewhere with this guy. He whispered to her, nudging at her side.

“Offer him some of your food.”

“But? He has the same thing in-”

“Say yours is different. Just do it, trust me. Sooga! With me, kitchen, now.”

They dipped into the kitchen, and Sooga immediately handed him a bucket. Just in time for Kohga to purge his guts. Sooga patted his back, sighing.

“No one told you to finish the bowl, Kohga.”

“I am SUPPORTIVE, dammit! She deserves-”

Yet another purge of his guts. He groaned, relying heavily on Sooga to keep him upright.

“If it makes you feel better, I’m VERY proud of you. Going through so much for the sake of her happiness. You’re a wonderful person.”

“Sooga, that’s sweet, but dear god I’m throwing up here, shut the fuck up.”

Kohga was three for three, and he was wondering if it was worth it. Then he peered into the dining room. Mipha was spoon feeding him from her bowl, going so far as to scold him for his messy face, and cleaning it with a cloth napkin. It was adorable, it was sweet, and dear god was this worth it. Sooga chuckled, peering down at Kohga.

“You’re incredible, Master Kohga, letting her have this.”

“I AM pretty great, aren’t I?”

They sat there, watching them. For a moment, for a brief, sweet moment, she wasn’t shy. She was honest with herself, she was even just a bit flirty. And Link looked as if he wasn’t clueless. It was so goddamn sweet, it was worth every second of stomach pain. Kinda.

“Oh it’s coming again- he better marry this girl, or I’m starting the war all the fuck over again.”

He was complaining, sure. But he was really, honestly proud of his little Mipha. He’d do this again and again, if it meant getting to see such a sweet, happy smile.

He just prayed he didn’t have to.

#asks #kohga #mipha #sooga #link #listen #i was gonna make this waay longer #i had to cut myself off #because there are SO many double date ideas i can have for them

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quinncupine · 3 years

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Is it bad to ask all numbers for the ask game? (╥﹏╥)

All the numbers you say? Sure, why not! Let's do it!😆

1. What song makes you feel better?

1953 by The National Parks. Its such a cute song and the love in it just makes me smile every time I hear it.

2. What's your feel-good movie?

My favorite feel good movie will always be Ever After. I absolutely love fairy tale movies this one is just amazing and warms my heart!

3. What's your favorite candle scent?

Hmm, I love a lot of scents, but I think my favorite are any that have vanilla in them. I have one right now that's like a vanilla walnut coffee cake and it smells sooo good.

4. What flower would you like to be given?

I love lilies. They are my favorite. I think white lilies are my top favorite right now!

5. Who do you feel most you around?

I would have to say my best friend! I tell her literally everything (probably too much) but i feel so comfortable around her and she is the absolute sweetest gal you'd ever meet!

6. Say three nice things about yourself (3 physical and 3 non-physical)

I think my eyes are pretty, they're hazel!

When I actually do my hair, i think it looks pretty, especially when its curly

During the summer, my freckles really start to show and I love freckles!

Sometimes I can be funny (most of the time its without meaning too😅)

Im a really good listener

Im really good a doling out smiles on the daily

7. What color brings you peace?

I think deep dark colors can bring out a calming peace, like sapphire and viridian

8. Tag someone, or multiple people who make you feel good

Well for one, you Miya! You always bring the sweetest things to me and I love you for that!

@thecindy ya always make me feel so loved!

@dorki-c girl ya crazy and I love crazy! Who else am I gonna conspire with?🤣

@miriobaby ya gorgeous lady, you're one of my biggest supporters and I'm so glad I have you as a friend!

@peachsenpie babe, you're absolutely amazing and whenever I talk with you, I always feel so much better!

@dragonsdreamoffire darling, you are so sweet and I love talking with you!

I know there are so many more, but I can't fit them all here and I'm sorry if I missed you, but know that I love you!

9. What calms you down?

Laying down and listening to music, or watching a show, or writing. Those are the main things I do to calm down.

10. What's something you're excited for?

Im excited for summer, when I can finally go to the beach again! My skin can't take much more of this cold frigid air.

11. What's your ideal date?

Ummm, let's see. I think doing something fun like going on a citywide scavenger hunt (I've done that before and it was super fun!) I would love to go to one of those piers with vendors and games and things and order from a stand then just walk along the pier and watch the water? Maybe go on a ferris wheel? I don't know, I never really thought much about it.

12. How are you?

Currently, I'm sick. I'm actually waiting for the doc to call me back. I'm trying to get some work done, but I just have no energy to really go do anything, especially anything physically rn. Hopefully I get better as the week goes on.

13. What's your comfort food?

A few favorites are: garlic bread, mashed potatoes, and my moms homemade nachos 😋

14. Favorite feel-good show?

I have a couple right now: New Girl, Shitts Creek, Psych, and The Great British Baking Show

16. Compliment someone who sent you this number

Miya, you're an amazing person and I'm so glad we're mutuals because I think the world is a better place with you in it! You're always so sweet and kind and you're not afraid to let other people know it!!🥰

17. Fairy lights or LED lights?

Definitely fairy lights. They make everything feel cozy and warm and just a bit magical.

18. Do you still loved stuffed animals?

Of course, what's not to love. They're soft and squishy and make great cuddle partners. Plus they're super cute so I don't see anything wrong with loving stuffed animals!

19. Most important thing in your life?

My family. They're everything to me. Period.

20. What do you want most in the world right now?

To see my family. I saw them once in the past year and I won't be able to see them again until summer so I'm really missing them.

21. If you could tell your past self one thing, what would it be?

Take more risks. Don't hesitate so much on things because worrying won't do you any favors.

22. What would you say to your future self?

Can you come back and smack my past self for being a dumbass please and thank you.

23. Favorite piece of clothing?

My super soft oversized sweatshirt that says "Stay Whelmed" written on the front 😌

24. What's something you do to de-stress?

Naps. If not naps then watching something funny.

25. What's the best personal gift someone could give you?

If it's homemade, I already love it 10000% if someone loves me enough to take the time to make me something, then I know they're a keeper

26. What movie would you want to live in?

Oh boy, I dont know. I guess I would say Narnia. Now that sounds like a fun magical world to live in.

27. Which character would you want to be?

Like if I could be any character out there? I would say Momo Yaoyorozu. She's got the coolest quirk and I really just love her to pieces. She's so precious.

28. Hugs or hand holding?

Can I say both? If I had to pick one, I would choose hand holding because you can actually move around and do things with that one😊

29. Morning, afternoon, or night?

Morning. I'm a morning person (usually) i have a terrible time staying up late and I like my sleep, so I usually turn in early.

30. What reminds you of home? (Doesn't have to mean house...just the feeling of home)

I think my moms perfume, a slightly messy house, fireplace smells or bonfires at night, dogs lying around (always right in your path for some reason), sipping wine, there's always some sport playing in the background on the TV, marvel marathons, lots of throw pillows, card games, billards, country music. I could go on, but those are what immediately come to mind🥰

Thanks for the ask Miya! 🥰🙃💖 love ya!!

#long asks!#all the asks #quinn talks #@nyanyabisjjj #thank you miya #amazing mutuals

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dangan-happy · 3 years

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tw for some really toxic behavior and ig implied stalking

honestly i don't care who answers this, i kinda just wanna vent a bit (don't mind some advice or a hug tho), but idk i guess kaito can if they want? don't have to tho, like i said i really don't care

this girl in my school... ill call her key. she's just so horrible. i hate her so much for other reasons than im about to say, but im not gonna get into detail because that would make this too long. i hadn't talked to one of my friends in months but because of the way our school works when we go in that friend and key are together and im not with them on the same day. my friend texted me today and apparently some really bad stuff has been happening and my friend has been doing horribly. key keeps turning my friend's new friends against her and i heard key was also being super pushy with my other friend. there's a lot more as well but i don't want this to get long.

i just. i hate her so much and i hate that this behavior had to continue. she's so horrible

and im sorry for bothering, no pressure to answer or give advice, just wanted to vent, im really sorry

Don’t be sorry for being human and opening up about this instead of bottling it all up, anon! You’re not bothering us at all. As your teacher, one of my many duties is to help those in need, and you’re simply asking for some help. So as a result, I shall come to the rescue and help you out the very best that this magical rabbit can!

Wh-Whoa, I gotta say, she truly does sound horrible. She’s just one big, walking no-no; she could use a huuuggge detention slip and tall pile of homework at this very instant! But for now, I shall give you some comfort and advice. I would suggest bringing this up to a trusted adult of some kind, whether that be a parent, legal guardian, family member, or someone who works in the school system, like a teacher or school counselor. What Key is doing and has done to your friends is straight-up bullying, and harsh bullying at that, so that needs to be brought to someone’s attention ASAP. If this gets too out of hand, you may even need to confront her yourself, but I would suggest taking a school member or a trusted someone with you if you absolutely have to! But overall, I would suggest just taking all of this to a trusted adult of some kind, so that action can be taken ASAP. I’m sorry that she’s been doing this to your friends; they don’t deserve that at all. If I have to, I’ll use my powerful magic stick on Key once and for all, and use it on her. I’ll use it... to turn her into a super duper nice person instead!

But for now, keep your head held up high, and keep having hope. I have hope that you’ll be able to do what’s right, and I have hope that you’ll be able to take care of all of this for your friends and for yourself. I’ll be here by your side through all of this, through thick and thin and so much more. You’re a strong person for having to deal with this Key person, so that’s worthy of a pat on the back and a gold star sticker from me. I-I’m not being sarcastic, I swear; e-everyone still loves those tiny, cute gold star stickers that sparkles in the light, right? A-Anyway, I know this may be rough now, but I believe in you. If you ever need to vent anymore, or if you just want a hug or another gold star sticker, feel free to let me know. And if I’m not nearby, just let one of my students know, and they’ll come get me faster than, uh... what’s that blue hedgehog’s name? Sonic? Wait, but I thought that was a fast-food place...

Oh, nevermind that, both the blue hedgehog and fast-food place! To end things off on my end, how about a soft, super duper squishy hug from me? Chiaki has told me that I’m the softest and squishiest thing she’s ever hugged, and she’s always honest. So if you need to, go ahead and use me to hug some of that stress and worry out, anon! After all, hugging is one of my favorite pastimes, tee-hee!

Yeah, I'll answer! If you want me to help, then here I am! Yikes, I'm starting to hate this Key girl too. Holy crap none of that is ok. I'm glad your friend is aware of it. It sounds like this person is just super freaking toxic, and nothing good is coming from you or your friend being around her. I think you and any friend that's involved should just try to stay away from her as much as you can. Like I know that might be hard, since she and your friend go to school on the same day and all, but the less time people are around her, the less time she has to cause bullshit.

If there's even more than you told me, then yeah, time to get the hell away from her. Block her on social media, and make it clear you don't want to be around her if you see her irl. Just try to cut her out of your life as best as you can, and make it clear she's not wanted around you or your friends.

I'm sorry you're going through that, toxic people are the worst. Just try to stay away. Fighting back seems like a great thing to do in the moment, I know, but that just gives her more shit to fling back at you. Do like that one vine says and walk awaeeeayyyeeeayyy. Yeah, I just used a vine reference. Sorry.

Anyways, it's no problem! I'm glad we could give you a place to vent. No one should keep feelings in like that. Good luck man, I hope you can ditch this person soon.

#danganronpa #danganronpa roleplay blog #ask #monomi #kaito momota #mod hajime #mod kaito

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writingwhizzbees · 7 years

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A Plethora of Dates With Peter Parker...

The Movie Theater

Peter always taking you out to see the newest Sci-Fi films and definitely the newest Star Wars (but it’s his second time seeing it, since he promised Ned he would always see it with him first)

“Peter, can I please see Star Wars again in the theaters with you and [Y/N]?

“No, Ned! It’s a date… between two people only!”

“But it’s my favorite!”

“Ned, you say that about every Star Wars movie!”

Always finishing the popcorn before or during the previews

Peter constantly making sure you are comfortable and have the best seat in the house (this means getting to Star Wars showings at least an hour early)

“Are you cold? Do you want my jacket? Can you see the screen okay?”

“The man in front of us has a giant hat on, and I can’t see over it!”

“Excuse me, sir. Do you mind taking your hat off? My girlfr- NED! What are you doing here?”

“Hi, guys! How’s your dateeee?”

Finally giving in and letting Ned sit next to you during Star Wars (Peter and Ned regularly looking over at you for your reaction to their favorite scenes)

NEVER doing anything naughty in the theaters because you both want to respect the actors, directors, and all the hard work put into the film PLUS you wouldn’t want to miss anything important!

However, you often hold Peter’s hand or lay your head on his shoulder (or vice versa)

Peter shout-whispering to you when something awesome happens in the film

“Aw, man! Did you see that? That was so cool!”

Occasionally watching Peter instead of the movie. The look of pure amusement and enlightenment on his face. Adorable.

After the movie, you set aside a half an hour (or an hour for Star Wars) to have long discussions about your favorite parts, the science, the filming, the music, or how the film made you question the meaning of life

“Babe, that movie was amazing! My mind is officially blown. We should go to my apartment right now and try to creat-”

Always Every once in awhile you have to kiss him to prevent him from rambling on about the movie too much

Art Museum

Peter never letting go of your hand as you walk around and observe the paintings/sculptures

If he finishes looking at a piece before you, he patiently waits and preoccupies himself by observing you

“Pete, what are you staring at?”

“The most beautiful piece of art in this whole museum!”

BLUSHING ALL AROUND

Of course he had to say that cheesy pick-up line though???

Standing on your tiptoes to plant multiple kisses on his cheek

EVEN MORE BLUSHING

Art is definitely not Peter’s forte, but he still tries so hard to impress you

“Oh, I get it! This painting is a metaphor for life. The squiggly lines symbolize the rough patches and the straight lines symbolize the ‘right path’. What do you think, hun?”

“I’m gonna be honest with you, Petey, but I have no idea what this painting is supposed to be”

“Oh, thank god. Me too, I just made that whole thing up! Do you wanna go get ice cream instead?”

Science Museum

Now this is more like it!

Acting like Peter’s mom, because he is running around like a little boy, touching and taking pictures of things he’s not supposed to

“Babe! Babe! Look at how squishy this sea cucumber looks!”

“Peter, no! The sign says to keep your hands out of the tank!”

Instead of listening to the museum docent, you listen to Peter, your own personal guide! Every exhibit, he spews out random facts and science puns

“Did you know there is enough DNA in an average person’s body to stretch from the sun to Pluto and back?”

“Did you know that the average person walks the equivalent of five times around the world in a lifetime?”

Being completely hypnotized by Peter and his intelligence; whatta beautiful dork!

Having to pull him aside from the crowd to kiss his face all over, because how could you resist him? He looked so radiant in his environment. In between kisses you tell him, “You- are- so- cute!”

Of course, Peter never turns down the opportunity to kiss you

But, he soon gets distracted and runs off when he sees an interesting and new science model that he has to check out

At the end, you spend at least 20 minutes in the gift shop, looking for new chemistry kits or small science experiments to do with each other

“[Y/N/N]! They are selling Venus Flytraps! We have to get one!!”

Buying the Venus Flytrap with Peter, which you both care for very intensely, like it’s a child

“When you come over to study tomorrow, don’t forget to bring Snappy! It’s my turn for her to live with me!”

“We’re the best plant parents ever!”

Musicals

Peter’s eyes popping out of his head when he heads to your place to pick you up and sees you in your beautiful formal attire

“Y-you look stunning!”

Before the show, you could tell Peter wasn’t sure if he was going to like listening to people sing for two hours straight

But 5 minutes in and he is completely hooked!

“Holy hell! How does he sing like that? I want to learn how to dance like them!”

During intermission, you two buy tons of candy but have to scarf it down when you realize that food is prohibited in the theater

“Hurry, babe! The lights are flashing! I don’t wanna miss the beginning of Act Two!”

“I’m coming, I’m coming!!” You say with a handful of M&Ms in your mouth

At the end of the show, Peter gives a standing ovation to all of the actors and cheers the loudest out of everyone in the theater

On the walk back to your home, you two are holding hands and swinging your arms back and forth, while singing any show tunes you know

Peter only knows songs from Grease and Hairspray because Aunt May has a thing for young John Travolta and Zac Efron

Absolutely melting at the sound of his soft and raspy singing voice

“I got chilllls, they’re multiplyn’! And I’m looo-sing con-tro-ol”

“You better shape up! Cause I need a man!”

Him falling in love with your singing voice as well

“You’re amazing! You should audition for Broadway!”

The Amusement Park

Peter is a total adrenaline junkie, so he loves to go on all the wild roller coasters

Always squeezing your hand or wrapping his arms around you in comfort before the coaster heads down a huge drop

Screaming your heads off and nuzzling your face into his chest to try to avoid the rapid butterflies in your stomach

Once you get off, you get right back in line to do it again and again and again

Shielding Peter’s eyes every time you pass a kissing booth, which results in him laughing and kissing you many times on the nose, forehead, and cheek

Sharing cotton candy and tossing little bits and pieces of it in each other’s mouths as you walk around

Going to multiple game booths and beating Peter at ring toss, skeeball, and darts

“How are you so good at this?”

“Look! I won all these stuffed animals for you!”

Peter wants to win you something so he takes you to the High Striker/ Strength Meter

“Peter, maybe you shouldn’t do this..”

But it’s too late. Peter swings the mallet and the bell suspended on top of the tower rings before the whole entire machine breaks

His Spider-man strength is just too much!!

Everyone in line for the High Striker is in complete awe, but Peter quickly throws the mallet to the ground and turns to you in a panic

“Hurry, [Y/N]! Grab your stuffed animal and run! RuN!”

You two (plus all the stuffed animals you won for each other) find refuge on a ferris wheel

Once you get to the top, you turn and look at Peter with love struck eyes, but he’s already admiring you with a huge smile on his face

“You’re the most wonderful girl in the world. I’m so lucky to have you”

Closing the small gap between you two, you kiss each other with great passion and warmth

Peter tucks a stray strand of your hair behind your ear and presses his forehead against yours

“You’re an amazing boyfriend. A total dream”

Part 2

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mistake-messenger-trash-blog · 7 years

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RFA + V + Saeran hugs? Scenarios or headcanons, it's up to you. Who gives the best hugs, squishes all the air out of your chest, sleepy mornings in bed hugs, cheesy romantic forehead touching hugs?

I want to give a big thank you to all of you that have sent me requests! I really appreciate it all :3

I hope that you like this, anon! And any of you, feel free to drop by my ask box. I absolutely love getting asks, so don’t be shy!

This is a long post, so you can read the rest under the cut!

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Yoosung

● It has been 100% proven by scientists all over the world that this boy is an actual puppy.

● Yoosung is very expressive with his feelings and emotions, so he’s hugging you most of the time.

● He looks weak and fragile but he gives literal bone-crushing hugs.

● It’s like… Yoosung… bby… I love your hugs but I need to b r e a t h e …

● And wow okay that’s my rib there plz don’t pop it out of place.

● But you can’t stay mad at him for long; he’s a soft and squishy bean that just wants some love.

● Like… come on, poor boy never had a girlfriend before, so he just wants to make the most out of having you.

● During cuddle sessions he gets very emotional and sappy.

● He thanks you for choosing him and for loving him.

● Like previously mentioned, he is incredibly open when it comes to his emotions, so if you’re out in public or walking around his university, he likes to wrap his arm around your waist and constantly pull you close to him so he can give you a little side-hug.

● Doing this makes him feel like he’s protecting you while also showing you off to everyone (:

Jaehee

●W a r m e m b r a c e s

● This woman is allll for embracing you.

● When she comes home from work, all tired and sleepy, you immediately wrap your arms around her and just… hold her.

● With all the stress that Jumin puts on her on a daily basis, she appreciates your efforts to make her relax.

● As soon as your arms wrap around her, she releases a small, content sigh, and her shoulders slump a little with the sudden wave of relaxation and peace that courses through her.

● She absolutely loves it when you just run your hands through the nape of her neck, stroking the short hairs at the back of her head.

● It makes her feel like she finally has a real home to return to, knowing that she has a set of arms waiting to welcome her back.

● #GiveBaeheeHugs2k17

● When it comes to being in public, the poor woman can’t even bring herself to hold your hand.

● Soo… it’s basically impossible to get her to hug you in public.

● Occasionally, if she’s stressing out or panicking about something while you’re out in public, she’ll let you give her a reassuring hug and she’ll appreciate every single second of it.

Zen

● Hooo boi.

● You know that Zen is the romantic type.

● He loves loves loooooves giving you hugs.

● Correction: he loves being a cheesy little shit that showers you in compliments and love.

● Especially if you’re just sitting on the couch, most likely watching a movie or one of his musicals.

● He cuddles up to you, and most of the time he’s staring at you, so when you stare back, he’ll put his face really close to yours, and just rub his nose against yours while making eye contact and having a soft smile grace his features.

● Your bodies are so close to each other’s that every couple of minutes he’ll turn his head and steal a light and soft kiss from you.

● These are his all-time favorite hugs.

● His arm is around your waist/shoulder 99% of the time, because he can’t get over how warm you are.

● If he’s been traveling/away for some time for his acting career, he sure as hell does those cutesy movie hugs where the guy picks the girl up by the waist and twirls her in circles before bringing her down to hug her.

● No matter what your height is, he’ll bury his head in your shoulder and nuzzle your neck.

● He tries not to be too showy when you’re in public, since he still has a reputation to hold, but if he’s feeling extra lovey-dovey he’ll just hug you out of nowhere.

● Like, seriously, you could be walking down a crowded sidewalk and this boy just stops right in the middle and pulls you in for a hug.

● He doesn’t care if people are pushing him and telling them to get out of the way… Zenny boy will get the love he deserves.

Jumin

● This man is all for morning cuddles.

�� ● Before a stressful day at work, he thinks that there’s nothing better than you two cuddling in bed as soon as you wake up.

● It makes him feel refreshed and ready for the day.

● You also just love to see his droopy eyes and his ruffled hair.

● If it’s the weekend or if he has some days off of work you have to drag his ass out of bed, because he will literally stay cuddling you the entire freaking day.

● He’ll just wave his hand dismissively and say that the maids will bring you food and whatnot.

● Jumin, no

● Literally almost screams whenever Elizabeth the 3rd decides to join in to your morning cuddles because “MC do you not see how majestic she looks with the morning glow coming in through the windows? Her pearly-white fur seems to radiate a sense of serenity. ”

● If he’s away on business trips he literally has to take a body pillow with him, because he misses hugging you in his sleep so much, and he didn’t know that he needed someone’s warmth for a peaceful night’s sleep until he met you.

● In order for him to fall asleep, you’ll most likely have to give him a call and talk to him while he’s hugging the pillow, so he feels like you’re at least a little bit closer to him.

● Also, as much as he thinks that the cold and stoic persona given to him by the media doesn’t 100% fit him, he still likes to maintain some of it so other businesses know not to mess with him.

● Because of this, he’ll only occasionally show his full affection towards you in public.

● Like most of the others, he’ll simply have his arm wrapped around you for the majority of the time that you’re outside.

● If anyone’s being rude he’ll simply hug you from behind to prevent you from seeing the look death glare that he’s giving whoever is being rude.

Saeyoung

● While he’s still working for the agency, he barely has any time to stop his work and cuddle.

● If it’s an easy job, he’ll most likely stop every now and then to go to wherever you are in the bunker and have some cuddle times, or he’ll let you sit on his lap and cling to his neck while he’s working.

● If it’s a more difficult job or one where he has to give his full concentration, he’ll most likely give you cuddles when you both go to sleep.

● Since you moved in with him, you’ve been forcing him to go to sleep at more reasonable times, so you’ll usually just wait for him to come to bed and give you some cuddles.

● When he’s free of work, you two usually just end up watching movies, so he loves to lay down on the couch with you and wraps himself all around you.

● This position allows him to tell you jokes and hear your giggles and tickle your sides mercilessly.

● He’s the type to give very warm and comforting hugs.

● I think he’d sometimes just walk up to you and like… pick you up… and hold you close to him and just… drag you around with him wherever he goes.

● He just gets really clingy sometimes, okay? It’s not his fault that he wants to squish you all the time.

● If he’s ever feeling down or having flashbacks to his childhood, the first thing he does is go over to you and give you some hugs :3

● THIS MAN GIVES THE BEST HUGS EVER

● tRY TO TELL ME THAT V ISN’T LIKE A HUGE TEDDY BEAR; getting hugs from him is the best thing ever.

● You’re anxious? Give him a hug. You’re stressed? Give him a hug. You’re tired? Give him a hug.

● He loves giving you every single type of hug.

● Morning cuddles, night cuddles, cheesy and romantic hugs, strong hugs.

● You name it, he’s the best at giving them.

● Not only does he love giving hugs, but he loves receiving them as well.

● Especially since he started losing his sight, tact has become his number one sense.

● Feeling the warmth radiating off of your body when he hugs you, feeling your smooth skin as he rubs your back, lacing his fingers through your hair when you’re cuddling. He loves it all.

● The number one reason that he loves it is that because of his artistic past, it’s easy for him to imagine every aspect of you simply by touching you, so cuddling gives him the best opportunity for this.

● He’s the type of person to be very cuddly while sleeping, so you often wake up to a mess of limbs between you both.

● When you’re out in public, you’re actually the one to wrap your arm around him, since you technically have to be his eyes.

● …Though even after he gets his surgery, he tells you to keep your arm around him when you’re out and about, because he honestly loves to be the one held for once.

Saeran

● For very obvious reasons, Saeran isn’t really that into displays of affection or touching in general, but that doesn’t mean that his hugs are any less incredible.

● Since you want him to be comfortable around you, you let him initiate any sort of contact between the two of you.

● When your relationship has just started, he’s still very uncomfortable with many people, so he’ll most likely only give you a hug when the two of you are completely alone.

● His hugs are very expressive and full of warmth; he takes the phrase ‘actions speak louder than words’ to heart, so he likes to squish you just a tiny bit while you’re hugging.

● Though as time passes, he becomes more comfortable with your touches.

● When hugging you, he’ll now usually press light kisses to your neck or to the top of your head, depending on your height.

● If there’s people around you, he gives you a hug from behind and rests his head on your shoulder.

● Since he’s a bit of a tsundere, he’s not constantly hugging you, and prefers to sleep without having to cuddle.

● Though, this all flies over his head when he wakes up from a nightmare. He’ll pull you close to him and just… breathes in your scent while entangling your legs together.

● If you wake up while he’s doing so, you always ask him if he wants you to hug him for comfort, since you know the reason why he’s acting like this in the first place. He’ll shyly nod and turn his body to allow you to wrap yourself around him and be the big spoon.

● When he wakes up he’ll be all huffy and he’ll deny ever saying that he wanted you to hug him.

● He’ll do all of this with a slight tint of his cheeks, which reveals what he’s truly thinking: he secretly loves it when you hug him, because he gets to feel your warmth, and all traces of anxiety that may remain in his body immediately dissipate.

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littlemessyjessi · 6 years

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Marvel Headcanons: Mukbang Youtuber Reaction

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How they react to you.... Being a famous Mukbang (Eating Show) YouTuber.

(FYI: Ya'll like this idea? I plan to make it a story? Please vote on who you'd like to see the Mukbang YouTuber with!!)

Tony: Tony has absolutely no chill when it comes to you and your mukbangs. This BOY got absolutely no chill. Tony being Tony orders expensive ass shit every fucking time. Babygirl wants lobster? Done. Sweetheart want tirimisu? You got it. This man- you love him but he's got no chill. He basically gets high off watching you do your thing and knowing he participated in making you so happy. And he's definitely down to cuddle for that post meal nap. Yesh!

Rhodey: Lol, Rhodey supports this on every level. He loves you and of course, anything that brings his little boo pleasure is great in his books. And he ain't gonna lie....he loves watching that tongue of yours dart out to lick your perfect lips. Rhodey says hell yes!

Pepper: Pepper is boss as fuck when it comes to this because while she definitely gets a little something extra out of watching her love do what you do. She's also an Organizing Queen. Planner Priestess! Um, holla, Pepper, holla. She gets you the best deals! Gets you sponsors! Keeps track of all this shit so your taxes came is on point! Pepper has got your back!

Natasha: That little Russian devil. I swear to god. Nat is a very active person and has to keep a certain diet for her job so in a way, she really lives vicariously through you sometimes. But ALSO, her mind is blown every time she gets this fabulous meal for you and you just gobble it all up. Sexiest thing on the planet for her. 10/10 every time what she'd like to do on a Friday night...or any night really.

Hawkeye: This farm boy loves watching you chow down on some good country cooking. Like it's so not a joke for him, lol. I mean, he enjoys having you along for the process of picking the food, cooking it up and filling your belly. Best Saturday Ever.

Steve: This is literally the most fascinating thing on the planet for Steve. While he's been off ice for a while and become accustomed to the internet...it still weirds him out occasionally at the excess of information available to him at the snap of his fingers. HOWEVER, when he came across a video of you doing your thing one day.....boy was shook. See, Stevie loved him a big girl back when he was smaller anyway and then after the serum...he actually felt like he had a chance. Let's be honest though, that boy was fine as hell before and I'll beat anyone who argues. Anyway, he loves watching you eat. Literally, when he first found your channel....no one even heard from Steve for at least 36 hours. Then he seemed to realize that he actually had the real thing down stairs in the kitchen eating cookies. So naturally, he nearly mauled poor Bucky to death to get to the kitchen.

Bucky: For Bucky, this is super special. He's so used to being used as this weapon. As this thing to cause pain. When he realized what it was...he wanted to be involved. He was a little scared to ask but eventually ya'll got into the swing of things. He adored being able to create such good food and fill you with such a pleasure from eating it. That in turn gave him pleasure and he adored cuddling up to you in bed afterwards with your squishy belly.

Sam: Sam loves him a juicy boo who can eat and he loves to cook so it's a win win! Eventually he happily becomes the camera man/ chef in this experience and LIVES for watching his sexy juicy lady enjoy herself! And those post nom stuffed belly jiggle are FABULOUS!!!

Sharon: Sharon Fucking Carter is the biggest chubby chaser on the planet. Let's face it, this woman as sweet and precious as she may look...girl is hard af. This woman is a badass mofo and she's gotta be balls to the wall all day and so she's got no shame in saying that she loves to come home to your fine squishy self, feed you noms and cuddle up. Um, hello? Yes, girl!

Bruce: Bruce, being Bruce, is shy AF. HOWEVER, homeboy lives for getting you in bed and having you eat. Somewhat in the same sense as Loki, he loves the private show for himself. But to date, his favorite thing ever was when you literally licked sauce off his body. He thought he was going to die right there and it would've been worth it.

Eventually the big guy came out when it was ready to rock so to speak, lol.

Hulk (Because yes!): Hulk is down with this shit! Finally, someone who can throw down like he can! He LIVES for this! Although, his vocabularly may not be as extensive and those around him...he gets his point across. You cook up a feast for the both of you and it's on! Not to mention the fact that when it's over he is all ABOUT your jiggly belly! "Hulk want squishy belly!"

Thor: Thor thinks that you are an absolue goddess. Your figure is perfect to him. You look magnificent and the fact that you can literally out eat him at time is mind boggling. It gives the God of Thunder massive feels. So naturally, he takes you to Asgard for ACTUAL feast as much as you'll allow. For the record, you've gotten many an Asgardian suitor because of this as well. Much to Thor's irritation...lol.

Loki: While Loki loves your body and you appetite...his interactions with you are far more intimidate and private. HE wants to be in control. Shocker, huh? HE wants to feed you. This is this real ticket for Loki. He wants your soft body in his lap as HE feeds you and gives you this pleasure. Then afterward

Wanda: Oh, Wanda. Willowy Wanda. She's obsessed with you. Now, don't get it twisted. Ya girl can eat! Wanda can throw down...she just can't keep it on. But she's obsessed with eating some good food with you and watching your soft, delectable frame grow.

Pietro: Somewhat in the same vein as his sister, Pietro can EAT but he can't keep it on. His is actually a little more difficult since his metabolism is through the roof. But Mr. Go Go Go liiiivvvvveeeessss for watching you slowly enjoy your food. Excitement to the max!

Vision: Vision does not require food and therefore never got the big enjoyment of it. Until he saw you eat. He could and will literally watch you eat for as long as you'll let him.

Heyyyyy, smooochies! Hope you enjoyed this! It was requested so I hope I did alright! If you liked it and want to see more please tell me in the comments!!! Happy Reading!

If ya'll want others not on the list, just please comment and also if you want to see a Black Panther version of it let me know! I haven't seen the movie yet but it's coming soon! Yay!

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