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#ain't no lie baby bi bi bi
girlunionize · 2 years
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me trying to explain that the drug dealer who people think it's the head of a cult that murders people but have big brown eyes and long hair is the sexiest motherfucker I ever seen
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Anna: I really need to start dating again.
Olaf: Based on your last ten thousand comments, your ideal partner would be Joan of Arc's head on Kristoff's body.
Anna: Or vice versa!
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neverevan · 21 days
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It ain't no lie, baby, bi bi bi ♫
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hilsoncrater · 11 months
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I am still going absolutely batshit insane that they even mentioned Freddie Mercury. Like you just...you can't do that and not have Ted be bi. Like, they are the same picture.jpg
And on top of that the whole turning straights????? LIKE. I'm sorry but. That's. WHY. WHY if not bi Ted then WHY would that even be brought up.
after the moustache origin story I thought that'd be any reference over but they actually brought Freddie into this up in here???
jason sudeikis WHAT are you doing if not bi Ted
ain't no lie baby bi bi bi
nah because like. the way everything is laid out & structured & all the context clues....it would make soooooo much sense.
you're so right about the flipping straights comment literally not having any relevance otherwise especially because rebecca hates her dad!!! she doesn't like talkin abt him!! and suddenly she's bringing up a trivia fact about him unprompted? (also...go girl grow!!!!)
there are so many!!! fucking signs!!!
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mrs-monaghan · 1 year
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The hell you mean, we don't talk about Yoonmin. I don't talk about Vmin. Vmin have me sweating sometimes. I'm not gonna lie. Tae be staring at JM like he's ready to eat him. Just watch the Dynamite dance practice during JM's solo. Tae for real gasped when he looked at JM and could not take his eyes off him. I don't blame him. JM in those loose jeans and that loose grey shirt, with his fluffy blond hair and licking his lips too. Damn, I don't blame Tae. I mean he did describe JM's eyes as temptation. Then I'm like naw, they're just best friends, then Tae drops a song about bring in love with his best friend. And then I'm like no way, he means another best friend or its just for the show. Then he goes on record saying it was a personal song and Jimin is his ONE AND ONLY best friend. Then I suddenly find it hard to swallow & my collar getting tighter. LOL. Then I'm nah, its all good, Jikook real. Then I see JM post he's watching The Notebook for like the 7th time during his recovery and a few days later on Valentines Tae requests JM's favorite song, Nothing by Bruno Major where the song talks about watching the Notebook for the 17th time. And then I'm like ain't no way, like hello, JM gave JK a hickey, FOCUS. Oh and JM calling Tae My Love and not long ago Tae played a snippet of a song in his car & posted it on his IG story & the song says My Love & mentions 4 am (which is Vmin time cause of Tae's 4 o'clock) also mentions stars, driving, etc and Vmin did say they go on long drives together & watch the stars together. So yeah, I don't talk about vmin. They scare me. LOL I have just come to the conclusion all of BTS members are in love with JM at one point or another. LOL
I'm kidding honestly, I am confident in Jikook, but Tae acts sus as hell toward Jimin and you all know I'm right. Even with how much he's been talking about JK, hell no, not even comparable to how Tae acts toward JM. They all wanna eat Jimin.
I......... just woke up anon. I'm not mentally equipped rn. Nope nope nope.
On second thought, let's talk about it.
Jimin is Hellen of Troy. Agreed. Sometimes they all be fighting for his attention. Facts. They treat him like an artifact. True. (Which is why its so funny to me when Army shit on Jimin when the Tannies worship the ground he walks on. Watch enough of their content and tell me he's not the unofficial BTS leader)
Now idk about no notebook or Bruno something. All those things they have in common that u listed, I will take your word it.
But first let me clarify why we don't talk about Yoonmin. Suga is probably super gay or bi/pan. But there is more proof of him being interested in men than women. But then he also says his tongue can drive both sexes mad so there's that. Anyway, Suga has been caught in 4k eyeing all his members. Even JK 👀 Suga is me and I am him 😂😂😂 but the reason we don't talk about Yoonmin is because JK sees that shit and hates it.
JK is not threatened by Vmin. He's reacted to all members doing skinship with Jimin, yes including V. But its not that often. And definitely not as strongly as with Minimoni and Yoonmin. JK alot of the times will chuckle at their antics or ignore them all together. Cant say the same for Yoonmin though.
The other thing u mention. Jimin calling V my love or baby. That's not... anon that's not idk...I wouldn't put too much weight on this one. Even international fans do this with their bestfriends. And he did the baby one to comfort V and Jimin comforts all members. They go to him for comfort coz he is good at being there for them. Plus he's always babied Taekook from jump. (JK being less receptive of the two since he dont like Jimin to treat him like the maknae he is)
About V looking at Jimin like he wants to eat him he does this with all the members. I recently shared this Vmon post i mean.. isn't that what u mean by him looking at Jimin like he wants to eat him? And then this compilation where again, all members
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And then you're saying their moments are fire? Have you seen Taejin? I'm sorry but that ship in my opinion has all V ships beat.
V and Jimin taking long rides together, I have never heard about this but didn't we see Vhope take a long ride together ITS2? Did they take a trip with both their families? I've never seen Vmin do that 🤔
Maybe in the beginning Vmin were super close and shit Anon, but damn. They done drifted apart over the years. More especially recently. I do not see the same Vmin from before I'm sorry. I have a higher chance of believing Jihope is real before I ever buy into Vmin.
My bottom line is, all those things you're talking about can be copy pasted to every. single. member. When it comes to V he does this shit with all of them. Yeah, he called Jimin his favourite but is that even the case anymore? Idk anon. I do not and have never found Vmin to be the least bit suspicious. A member won't be sus to me if they do the same thing with everyone else. And I like to pay attention to JK when it comes to these things. He's the one you look for to know if someone is sus or not. And JK just isn't bothered by Vmin.
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batfam-my-beloved · 2 years
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Peak Batfam Character Design Headcannons
Bruce Wayne
• Jewish/Japanese/English (Idk where I saw it but someone drew Martha and Thomas Wayne and headcannon Martha as a Jewish Polish immigrant and Thomas as half Japanese half English and I really really love that headcannon) [Edit: it was @not-another-robin ]
• Stubbly scratchy
• Thicc thighs (save lives 🙏🥵)
• Under bite
• Scars all over
• Sharp features/high cheek bones
• 5ft 5in (we support a short king 🙌)
• Wide set sholders/back muscles of the ✨️gods✨️
• Has a scar right that goes through his left brow
• Pierced ears that he got when he was a teenager and going through his "goth" faze (let's be honest it still hasn't ended)
• Mainly sticks to wearing classic black/diamond studs
• Secretly misses his long dangling edgy earings
• Panromantic demisexual
• Autistic /OCD/PTSD
• Pls let him ramble about his special interests 🥺👉👈
• Romanian descent
Dick Grayson
• Built but lean
• Very flexible
• Lovely tan skin
• Cute dimples
• The prettiest dark blue eyes you ever did see
• ✨️Nice ass✨️ (obviously)
• Long leggedy legs
• Floofy mullet hair
• Tall boi 6ft 3in (exactly 1 whole inch taller than Jason and it infuriates him 😋)
• He had to get braces at one point and it was the worst time of his life (drama queen 🤭)
• Low key a fuck boi
• He still sweet tho 😘
• His stomach is an endless black hole
• This ain't no lie this boi is bi bi bi
• Adhd go brr 💨
Jason Todd
• Latino Jason for the win baby! Specifically Mexican because I'm projecting 😋
• Built like a shit brick house
• Sturdy but soft like a weight lifter
• No six pack only tum tum 😤
• 6ft 2in (1 inch shorter then Dick and hates it 🤣)
• Stubbly scratchy (like his dad 🥺)
• Thicc thighs that can crush heads (also like his dad 😅)
• Also is riddled with scars as well, mainly bullet wounds
• End the debate: he has heterochromia one blue and one green eye
• Crooked nose from constantly being broken
• J scar on the cheek (do NOT mention it)
• His eye sight is shit but he refuses to get glasses
• He caved once started have trouble reading without getting a headache 🤓
• Panromantic asexual
• PTSD cuz this boi gots ✨️trauma✨️
Tim Drake
• Vietnamese/Irish (cuz I said so 😤)
• Long lean Built
• Floppy hair with a middle part
• Tooth gap ❤️
• Has one (1) singular dimple on his right cheek
• When not on the clock as Robin he is clumsy and always covered in bandages
• Scraped knees and elbows
• Cuz he was a Skater boi and said no I ain't wearing a helmet
• ✨️Skater boi aesthetic✨️
• Also a gamer boi
• Yes he got the cat ear headphones 🐈 😻 🐈‍⬛️
• His eye sight turns to shit over time cuz he's always on the computer
• Yes he got the hipster glasses 🤓
• Bi disaster
• OCD go brr 💨
Damian Wayne
• Arabic
• Lean muscle like an MMA fighter
• Hopes to hit a growth spurt soon but he will still end up short just like his daddy 😈
• Lovely dark skin
• Very sharp features (like his dad)
• Beautiful green eyes (like his mom)
• Long slender nose
• Teeth and ears are slightly pointed due to his demon blood
• Under bite (it's genetic at this point 😋)
• Neat clipped spiky hair
• Prides himself in not having as many scars as the rest (sign of strength in combat)
• Nonbinary/Gender Queer
• Asperger's Syndrome
• His special interests are anime, animals, and swords
Cassandra Cain
• Chinese decent
• Ballerina body with a bit more muscle around the arms
• Ballerina feet (they hurt 🥺)
• Nice olive skin
• Cute round face
• Hands have lots of little scars and bruises
• Selective mute
• ASL and Chinese sign language✌️
• Bob hair cut with an under cut
• Wanted to peirce her ears when she saw that Bruce had his pierced
• They get matching earings ❤️
• Pan 💖💛💙
• Joining Jason in the PTSD and trauma club 😗✌️
Stephanie Brown
• Hungarian decent
• More square around the shoulders
• Stacked like a classic boxer
• 3 ears piercings on each ear
• Dirty blond hair reaches a little passed her shoulder blades
• Also has had braces at one point
• Nail polish is always chipped
• Has fought several people at 3am behind a Waffle house
• Bi icon
• Low key has anger issues but is going to therapy for that now 😗✌️
Duke Thomas
• African American
• Classic athletic build (like dorito)
• Large thick hands (so that he may hold the people he loves 🥺❤️)
• Square jaw line but also soft around the edges
• Short clipped hair with his little zig zaggies shaved on the side, sometimes he changes up the design when he feels daring 😘
• Ears stick out a little (very cute 😍)
• Also has pierced ear that he's had since he was 8yrs
• He to gets a matching set with Bruce and Cass ❤️
• Over bite
• He is an ally and very supportive 💕
• His lips are chapped cuz our boi gots ✨️Anxiety✨️ and is always chewing on them
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vampirecatboy · 8 months
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oop been a while since i did one of these
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madwheelerz · 2 years
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I'm a gay Mike truther, but if the show or canon confirms he's bi I will be annoying and make one of those "BI BI BI" edits because
"I know that I can't take no more it ain't no lie
I wanna see you out that door baby, bye, bye, bye (bi bi bi)~"
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ao3feed-tedlasso · 3 months
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Ain't no Lie baby (Bi Bi Bi)
https://ift.tt/dhx2i65 by MarvelousMalarkey Trent finally gets his hands on Ted after the gaffer realises he is bisexual. Everyone should be grateful that they manage to keep it (mostly) in their pants until they get back to his flat. Words: 2583, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Ted Lasso, Trent Crimm Relationships: Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso Additional Tags: The Boot Room, They are Too Old to act like this, Ted Lasso's Canonically Huge Dick, uhhhhhh, Semi-Public Almost Sex, but dw they make it home, Making Out, horny middle aged men acting like teenagers, im shit at tagging lmao sorry source https://archiveofourown.org/works/53062369 January 15, 2024 at 10:53PM
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ginevrastilinski-ocs · 11 months
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OC PRIDE CHALLENGE Day 3: BISEXUAL
Ain't no lie, baby, bi bi bi.
Annabeth Holloway, Mia Barnes, Elys Herondale and Elliott Walker are bisexual!
Taglist : @randomestfandoms-ocs If you want to be added send me an ask! 💚
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transbuck · 8 months
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Hello :)
Can you do Evan Buckley for the character ask?
i sure can!
Sexuality Headcanon: ain't no lie baby bi bi bi
Gender Headcanon: trans guy! (obviously haha) i need to write some trans guy buck fic BADLY
A ship I have with said character: buddie!!!
A BROTP I have with said character: HEN!!!! omg their friendship is everything to me. cheater4cheater besties :)
A NOTP I have with said character: buckxtaylor BLECH just bad. but i DO enjoy fics where they break up and she's like. his mean bestie. i think they could have been good friends if not for the like. yknow. everything
A random headcanon: ooo hm i haven't thought about headcanons for him in a MINUTE. going with a simple one i think buck is a fall out boy girlie. "buck is a swiftie" this "buck listens to crj" that (which i do agree with btw). buck is a fall out boy girlie at heart.
General Opinion over said character: Buck is a fascinating character to me but! this may surprise some people, but he isn't my fav 911 character! he's just the one i project onto most lmaooooo
send me a character!
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Coming Out (BakuDeku)
Bakugo stood on the pitcher's mound on an empty field. It was getting darker by the minute but he didn't care.
He stood with his eyes closed, focusing on the ball in his hand. With it tucked in his glove, he spun it in his hand, to adjust his grip. When he found one he liked, he presented the ball, winding up and pitching the ball at full speed. It looked fair to him and he walked over to pick it up. He stood up, ball in hand, and realized that there was someone at the top of the bleachers.
"Hey, who the hell's up there?" He yelled.
The person stood up and started to come down. The light hit him and revealed fluffy green hair on a small frame.
"Sorry, Kacchan. I didn't mean to startle you. You were just so focused that I didn't want to mess you up."
"Oh, hey Deku," Bakugou grumbled, leaning to look through the fence. "How's off-season?"
"Ok, I guess. I have nothing to do after school, so I come and watch you. I miss it, the rush of a match, the struggle of practice. Every day of the season I wanted to quit and now I just want it back." Izuku said, his fingers hooking the fence and Bakugou laid his fingers over them.
"That's about right. It sounds like every other year." Bakugou smirked down at Izuku. "You wanna come in?"
"No, I only just came out," Izuku said as a joke. "Why don't you join me?"
"Did… Did you just make a 'coming out' joke?" Bakugou scoffed, rolling his eyes.
"Ain't no lie-"
"Don't you dare-"
"-baby, bi, bi, bi!" Izuku smiled at his own joke.
"You're a huge nerd." Bakugou laughed, finally walking out of the fenced-in field.
Izuku looked at Bakugou with his eyebrow raised and laughed after a second.
"What?" Bakugou huffed.
"You came out." Izuku joked with a smirk.
Bakugou rolled his eyes. He had yet to come out to Izuku, but he figured he could guess it. Bakugou tried to think of a good reference, but could only think of one. It worked so perfectly too, but dis he really want to out 2 of his secrets in one go? Fuck it.
"But I can't help," Bakugou sang roughly and walked over to Izuku, wrapping one arm around his waist and holding his hand with the other, "falling in love with you…" Bakugou held his breath as Izuku pulled away.
Izuku's eyes were wide as he processed the information. He looked at Bakugou and slowly smiled.
"Really?" He asked softly.
"Why would I joke about it?" Bakugou asked, looking away and trying to seem tough even though he was blushing wildly.
"Well, we were just joking around about being gay and coming out, but you honestly really like me?"
"You are fucking stupid, nerd. I just told you I do!" Bakugou groaned.
"Well, you don't have to be rude about it." Izuku smiled, knowing Bakugou was just embarrassed.
Izuku bit his lip and thought for a second. He let out a short laugh at his idea before grabbing Bakugou by his shirt and pulling him down for a kiss.
"I guess this makes me a fool instead of a nerd, huh?"
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terrainofheartfelt · 1 year
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nate for the ask game!
but of course!
1: sexuality headcanon ain't no lie baby bi bi bi
2: otp it changes with the wind (he's just so SHIPPABLE) but right now is Jenny x Nate
3: brotp nate & blair & serena AKA my njbc <3
4: notp lol that republican. and Diana. and C*therine
5: first headcanon that pops into my head he loves to sing but cannot match pitch to save his life. he's never on key but he sings from the heart.
6: favorite line from this character "Don't knock The Sound of Music. It's got nuns and nazis. Julie Andrews was hot!"
7: one way in which I relate to this character the imposter syndrome babey. the mistaken impulse that he needs to earn love before he can have it
8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character being friends with chuck bass for so long
9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? he's a problematic cinnamon roll <3
send me a character!
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itsdeergemini · 1 year
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elcreanrambles · 2 years
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Characters and romance
Mono
Mono is bi-attracted and probably has no preference beyond just 'pretty', gets crushes on people all the time.
Despite her numerous crushes, she avoids relationships. Partially because she wouldn't want to make anyone a target because of her eyes (and is convinced nobody would actually love her the way she is) and partially because she knows she could potentially die on the job.
Is probably a bit more open to relationships once she grows older and settles down but still has her eye roadblock so she probably would die comfortably alone tbh.
Even if someone had a crush on her, she would probably never notice. Very dense little ray of sunshine!!!
Values friendships more than anything else. Has a chosen family she would die for.
Alexandros
Alexandros only loves himself let's be honest.
Doesn't really care who or what they are, if they can further him as a person, he'll happily lead them on without any guilt, this guy would commit any number of crimes if it made him stronger or more respected, a person's feelings is nothing to him.
He'd probably end up single like the previous Shadow Mage though.
Once you've made yourself important to him, though? You're NEVER getting rid of him.
Family has always been something he's seen as a breeding ground for toxicity and doesn't really want anything to do with it.
Had a crush on a girl before (cough cough Mono cough cough) due to seeing her as someone similar but fell out of it quickly.
Still remains his only actual real friendship, sees anyone else as networking and nothing more.
Daklarel
Yeah no he's super gay.
Saw Lando in the trainee squadron for the first time and his brain short circuited.
Didn't know what the fuck he was feeling, it was the first time he ever got a crush. Convinced he was hexed. Asked Mono about it bc he was convinced she cast somthing on him. She teased him for months about it.
Denial for a long time until he came to terms with it years later.
Lando is very friendly and touchy, it did NOT help his crush at all.
Asked him out but wanted to keep it a secret. Lando, bless the baby's soul, agreed.
Probably very distant because of his childhood, eventually broke up because Lando wanted more affection and he couldn't do it.
They get back together after the comic for SURE. Much healthier thls time.
Most people only want to be his friend because of his status and family. Very good bs detector because of this.
Reno
Reno would have been the most SUPPORTIVE husband you've ever seen. All he wanted was a cute wife but instead had to lead a cult and he ain't into that power imbalance.
Literally 2 and a half kids, housewife and a white picket fence dream embodied on two legs with a fucked up abyss hand.
No thoughts, only family. Kinda sees his cult as a family.
This man literally became a prophet to find his sister, this is more than fast and furious levels of family right here.
Would never cheat, if his wife flirted with him while he was drunk he would tell her she had a wife, he's that devoted.
i love him.
Sadly because he has his cult to preach to and lead, he never has the chance to make a family. Loves them so much
Other characters
Lando is absolutely pan, i've rambled about him enough in Lar's part (lies never enough moth baby)
Herrin has a late wife, visits her grave whenever he has some time off from work.
Hael is very cute when he's in love, literal teen schoolboy crush with LOTS of blushing. His domesticity is only second to Reno's.
Valore is probably completely career focused but was absolutely a flirt when he served under Elnyr tbh. He was ABSOLUTELY a manwhore let's not lie.
Elysandre is the king and sadly has a lot of pressure to produce a heir as the known last of his bloodline.
Danorin is also absolutely gay idc what anyone says
Keenor is so the mean lesbian of the squadron.
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Kristoff: I like hot girls, and I like hot boys. I like hot people.
Kristoff: What can I say? I'm shallow.
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