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dear-ao3 · 5 months
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who are the 20 f1 meow meows?
max verstappen (fast but an asshole on the track. lives in fear of his cats. winning everything.)
checo perez (might lose his spot. had two separate did not finishes in the same race. kissed another car at the hairpin)
sir lewis hamilton (fashion icon, classiest mother fucker you’ll ever see, knighted, just wants a comeback and to win his 8th world championship)
george russell (walking meme, looks like he belongs in the window of a tommy bahama, says crikey and blimey unironically, the most british person ever)
charles leclerc (the poorest little meow meow, is a millionaire but has a cracked back of his phone, either is fighting for the podium or crashes on the first lap, please dear god let this man win something he has the worst luck i’ve ever seen)
carlos sainz (smooth operator, dunks on everyone’s golf game especially landos, aparently doesn’t eat his pancakes with toppings, drives a volkswagen golf at least sometimes)
lando norris (usually getting told by carlos he sucks at golf, chronically online, has a blanket with george russell’s face on it, gets in trouble for being too sarcastic, please give him a win it’s been 5 years)
oscar piastri (has never once looked like he’s having a good time but almost did once while building a house of cards, hates horoscopes, almost got sued by alpine when he said he wasn’t signing with them after alpine announced he was signing with them, has an iconic mom)
fernando alonso (old man, retired and then came back for some reason, tad villain and he knows it, don’t mention taylor swift around him)
lance stroll (still waiting for his tennis career tbh, his dad bought aston martin to guarantee him a seat, rage monster)
esteban ocon (french, monster of a teammate aparently, once got beat up in the garage by max verstappen, besties with stroll and mick schumacher)
pierre gasley (also french, terrible awful haircut, did i mention he’s french, had his brain chemistry permanently altered by being teammates with yuki, photo dump king)
nico hulkenberg (looks like that one penguin with the weird hair from penguins of madagascar, dad, has raced in over 200 races and never been on the podium)
kevin magnussen (was kicked off haas because they wanted younger drivers only to reappear the next year after they fired one of the drivers for probably funding the russian ukrainian war, once fok smashed a door, has the cutest child)
valtteri bottas (unproblematic king, cyclist, makes his own alcohol, is ass out on netflix and has his own naked calendar called bott ass, mullet mustache man)
zhou guanyu (baby fashion icon, trying his best in a medium shit car, first chinese driver ever in f1)
daniel ricciardo (class clown, made the worst career mistake of leaving red bull and is now trying to get back in, from australia but is a texas cowboy, usually fucking shit up, just wants to tickle his scrotum and touch his nutsack)
yuki tsunoda (wants to chef, was forcibly moved to italy by his team cause he didn’t want to work out with his trainer, short king, usually gets sacrificed to the luck gods, cursed radios)
alex albon (so insanely barbie coded, filmed a cereve commercial in his hotel room with his girlfriend, definitely dyes his own hair with box dye, incredible oldest sibling energy, single-handedly carrying williams)
logan sargeant (what the fuck is a kilometer!!!! only american in f1, usually found in dead last or kissing walls, one of his essential items is heinz burger sauce, says mate with an american accent)
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haunted-headset · 7 months
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WILBUR SLOWLY FALLING IN LOVE WITH YN TO THE POINT HE JUST RANDOMLY KISSES YOUR HAND AND HUGS YOU FROM BEHIND BC HE SO LOVE/TOUCH DEPRIVED. AND TJEN EVERYONE JUST THINKS UR DATING AND THEN AT SOME POINT YN IS JUST LIKE,
“Yeah, we are.”
❤ Are You Falling in Love? ❤
Summary: You & Wilbur are best friends & practically attached at the hip. Wilbur, however, is falling in love with you, & he thinks that you don't realize it. One day, he decides that he's tired of waiting & he decides to make a move. Turns out you wanted him to do that!
A/N: GUYS. I MADE A REALLY GOOD STORY FOR THIS & THEN I CLOSED MY LAPTOP THINKING IT WOULD KEEP ALL OF MY TABS OPEN, BUT LIKE MY COMPUTER SHUT DOWN & I HAD TO RELOAD THE TABS & I FORGOT TO SAVE IT AS A DRAFT & I WANNA CRY (also the title is based on a song called A New Kind of Love)
pairing: CC!Wilbur x amab!reader
pronouns used for the reader: He/him/his
tags: @vibestillaxxx @joviepog @ax-y10 @themonsterunderurmom @wilburstan @smolsleepykitten @funnyreally2009 @crows-death @dykepunz @aresriiots @0miamor0 @cathers-world @defonotval @chipch0p @mazzistar16 @unmellowyellowfellow @justalittlebitofchaos @thosecolorfulsheets @vopix @taylors-version-from-the-vault @aine-lasagna @merianakross @veeislost @urfav-sapphic-siren @shazbaz58-blog @wifiatthetrainstation @mcr-pr-fob @shd454
word count: 451
contains: swearing, a suggestive comment made by Billzo, Y/n & Wilbur being shipped together
proofread?: yup
"Guys, c'mon, hurry up!" You said you were walking faster than the rest of your friends.
"Y/n, when are we going on the boat?" Tommy whined.
"In a bit," you smirked. "You need to eat something so you stop being a hangry bitch." This earned a laugh from your friends & a cussing-out by Tommy.
You had Wilbur, Tommy, Billzo, Tubbo, Jack, and George go to California, your hometown, for a Tom Simons blog. It was your idea to just take Wilbur, but Wilbur had told Tommy, & he said he wanted to come. Then Tommy told Tubbo, & Tubbo told Billzo, & Billzo told Jack, & Jack told George.
"Y/n, can you carry me?" Wilbur said, leaning against you.
"Absolutely not," you said with a small laugh. "Who's the one who broke my leg when we were 15 because you made me carry you?"
"...no comment," Wilbur murmured. You laughed once again. You then noticed that Tommy was pointing the camera at you two.
"Y/N x Wilbur moment?" Tommy said it in a fake disbelief voice. "Y/N x Wilbur confirmed? Y/n x Wilbur canon?"
"Oh my God, shut the fuck up," you said jokingly. Wilbur's cheeks flushed.
"You two would make a cute couple," Tubbo said. "I can see it."
"I feel like you two are already dating," Billzo said. "Like, if you told me one day that you'd secretly been giving Wilbur head all of this time, I wouldn't be surprised."
"BILLZO, WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK?" Wilbur said it in shock, his face bright red. Your face, like Wilbur's, was beet-red.
"Wilbur isn't even into guys, Billzo!" you lied. You knew very well that Wilbur was bisexual. He told you when he was 13. Two years later, he developed a crush on you. He thought you didn't know. That was very funny, in your opinion. "Plus, if we were in a secret relationship, why would I tell you guys?" This earned an 'oooo' from your friend group.
You arrived at In-N-Out, & you all ordered your food. While you were ordering your food, you felt someone hug you from behind. You looked up to see Wilbur's face, & your heart started to race. He then did something very unexpected: he kissed your hand.
"YOOOO!" Tommy said, pointing the camera at you two. "WILBUR X Y/N HAS BEEN CONFIRMED! I BET THEY'RE DATING!"
"Tommy, we are not-" Wilbur started.
"Yeah." You cut him off to see his reaction. "We are." You smirked & walked back to the table with your friends. You looked back to see a dumbfounded Wilbur still standing there, his face bright red.
You chuckled to yourself. You were definitely going to do this again.
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modelbus · 2 years
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Face ID
MCYT's included: (all CC!) Dream, Wilbur, Tommy, Sapnap, George, Ranboo
Having face ID in their phones
Dream
He actually suggested to you that you could be his alternate face ID, and you had thought he was joking. He wasn't.
He was really casual about it too.
You had grabbed his phone for something when he brought it up, so you did it immediately when he asked.
"If you want, you can put yourself as the alternate face ID. It'll save you time." "Are you sure?" "Yeah, why wouldn't I be?"
After that you definitely get asked to do stuff on his phone for him all the time. He's just a little lazy, okay?
More often than not you'd be the one replying to his messages for him, to the point where all his contacts recognized your different typing style.
Wilbur
He's just a little nervous to ask but does so anyways. When you say you'd be honored to be his alternate, he smiles so big.
"What do you think about being the alternate on my face ID? So you can unlock it?" "I'd be honored, Wil."
Unlike Dream he doesn't use you, but he's so bad at replying to messages that you do it for him (with permission).
You also fix his mess of a calendar, because come on.
His phone background was of you two always, but the photo changed, and you always loved to see the new one.
He 100% only changes it to watch your reaction though.
Tommy
You don't even know when your face was put into his phone, but you have a suspicion that he did it when you were sleeping once.
He asked you to do something on his phone for him quickly, hiding his evil grin, and waited for you to notice his home background.
"What the fuck is that?!" "That is the greatest thing ever created." "Is your background seriously sexy Shrek?!"
It turns into a game of his to have you open his phone only to reveal a new horror of a background.
Sometimes he will genuinely ask you to do something for him though, so you never quite know if he's trying to scare you or not.
As retribution you sometimes post tweets from his Twitter.
No matter how many times you remove yourself from his face ID as to end your suffering, you always end up on there again.
Sapnap
This man doesn't even give you a chance to say no. He's just instructing you to put your face in as his ID and leaving zero room for argument.
The sight you're greeted with fills you with absolute disgust though, so it quickly becomes a habit of yours to help him clean his phone.
Seriously, 23 mobile games?
"Do you even play Candy Crush?" "Candy what?" "...Right, deleting that one. What about Merge Mansion?"
He's another one you use your power to post tweets. They're mostly harmless jokes that the fanbase loves though.
Sapnap doesn't care what you do with his phone as long as you don't unpin Dream from his pinned messages. Apparently it's some sort of bromance thing.
George
Dream is the one who gives him the idea when the entire Dream Team is on a discord call. He was talking about how Sapnap is his alternate when George turns to you.
"You could be my alternate. I don't care."
It was so obvious he did care, shifting uncomfortably in his chair. In the end your face gets added.
He slowly starts asking you to do stuff for him when you're closer to his phone than he is until you're able to grab his phone and check the time without either of you batting an eye.
His phone is so sparse and neatly organized, but you kind of like it. Either way you still screenshot it and send them to yourself to post on Twitter later.
There is no touching his social medias, absolutely not. His phone is very important and private to him, so it's a big deal you have access to it in the first place.
Ranboo
War.
You both steal each other's phones and add yourselves just to have access for a social media prank war. His height definitely aids him which is very unfair.
After the war ends neither of you remove each other, so occasionally you post tweets just to watch the fandom explode, which you both find hilarious.
"Did you see what you tweeted last night?" "Did you see what you tweeted?" "...Uh oh."
Then there's the background war of which you compete to find each other the best background of each other you possibly can, which goes absolutely horribly.
If you aren't using each other's phones for war, you're really just checking the Dream SMP discord or something basic like that.
He feels too bad asking you to do stuff for him on his phone despite the fact that you assure him you don't care.
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beeindaclouds · 1 year
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A Christmas Special: What spending Christmas w/ the DSMP is like
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Includes: Dream, Georgenotfound, Sapnap, Badboyhalo, Skeppy, Quackity, Karl Jacobs, Wilbur Soot, Philza, Technoblade Eret, Punz, FoolishGamers
Click here before requesting, please ^^
Reader: GN - They/Them
Disclaimer: Tommy is only mentioned. This is in no way a Tommy × Reader
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Dream Team: A Traditional Christmas
It's always fun to do anything with these three, but Christmas w/ them definitely feels more special and fun
Sapnap ans George are the ones who wake you up first thing in the morning, cause it's Christmas lol, while you and Dream try to get some more sleep in
They go to Dream first, so they can annoy him to no end, then they decide to gang up on you
Screaming, tickling, pillows thrown at you, anything you can imagine them doing to wake you up lmao
After waking up, and openings presents you brought eachother, you all decide to start cooking for lunch
George and Sapnap are in charge of the appetizers and desert
You and Dream get the rest, because Dream doesn't trust George or Sapnap with cooking
Even while eating you three will keep on a very good conversation, filled with laughs and jokes
One of you probably ends up spitting some food out from laughing, definetly not pointing fingers at a certain someone
Then the rest of the day is spent playing random games or watching movies, ending the night with a good 'ol cuddle pile on the couch
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Skephalo: A Virtual Christmas
Since these two absolutely refuse to meet up, more like Bad refuses to take an airplane while you and Skeppy have been begging him for years now, you decide to have a virtual Christmas on discord
You three spent the whole day on discord togheter doing what you usually would do on Christmas day
Beforehand you brought and sent eachother gifts, so you'd take the time to open them on call
Skeppy's gifts sometimes being trolls or things about himself
Like I imagine Skeppy gifting you and Bad plushies with his face on them, so "I can always be with you" he says
You play Minecraft, without filming for once, among other multiplayer games
You played Mario Kart, bad idea, cause Bad kept on losing and got salty
Online Uno was the next, but Skeppy kept on giving Bad "+2's" and +4's"
Golf with Friends was another one you played, but you kept on pushing the other two off track yet somehow still winning
But, no matter how much you bickered over these stupid games, you three had one of the most fun Christmases ever
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Karlity & Himbros: A Snowy Christmas
Quackity came to visit America for a while, so you and the other four decided to just spend Christmas togheter
I imagine the day of Christmas being a very snowy day, so much that you 5 decided to go out and "play" a little
Karl and Foolish kept on putting snow in the other three's coats, which would just end up with a chasing game
Punz and you randomly decided to make a snow fort and start a snowball battle against the other three
You two obviously won
Then you made a snow man and named him Antonio Banderas, you even gave him a little goatee and all
After tiring yourself out, you proceeded to go inside and make hot choco for everyone
In the end you all attached yourself to Foolish, cause man's jacked and therefore has more body heat
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SBI: A Memorable Christmas
You five met up the day after Christmas actually, wanting to spend the actual day with your family and/or loved one(s)
So you brought whatever food you could from the previous day and all met up at Phil's house
Most of the day was spent talking, playing and getting annoyed by Tommy and his loud nature
Tristin had, so kindly, brought all of you sweaters with your name initial in the front and "SBI" written on the back
You all took many pictures and took little funny videos like you were modeling new merch
All of you, including Tristin, also took family style Christmas pictures that you all got framed to remember this amazing day
Tommy and you also took advantage of the situation to film some tik toks with the other three
You tried your best to get Techno to do one dance, he mostly refused, until you somehow managed to make him do one
Wilbur, on the other hand, was happy to do a silly little dance with you even if it wasn't perfect
At one point you decided to make ginger bread cookies, and try to create eachother
Which didn't end well because Wilbur and Tommy started throwing icing around and it turned into a food fight
Phil and Tristin just watched from the side as you and Tommy were mixing flower into Wilbur and Techno's hair
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finchfvkingcortes · 1 year
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my favourite moments from uksies (april 5th)
-race fiddling with the printing press and being told off by bill
-he then slinked over to spot like a kicked puppy and she patted him on the back
-hannah humming to herself as she walks to let jack into the office
-finch desperately trying to get davey to shake his (spit covered) hand and throwing up his hands in frustration when he won’t
-tommy boy offering finch his cross and finch kissing it
-crutchie muttering “for fuck sake” under his breath when les runs back to davey before their exit after the world will know after trying to get les to go with him
-katherine saying “the guy who paints places he’s never seen is calling us crazy” to davey instead of jack
-finch walking away with his papes balanced on his head during the finale
-finch holding onto crutchies hand for the longest time after he helps him up when morris pushes him
-on “you have laid claim to our world” roosevelt points at the newsies. henry points at himself, says “me?” and looks very pleased
-when jack introduces roosevelt mike quickly fixes his hair and turns to adjust jojos waistcoat
-jack tells davey “I told you” after shaking roosevelts hand (when he makes the carriage ride joke)
-the way romeo is enamoured with the bowery beauties
-at the end of king of new york when the lights are lowering finch is less then a foot from the ground and still spinning scarily fast
-he is the only one still going so fast which makes it hilarious to watch
-jack and davey leaning against pulizters desk and jack leaning his head against daveys on “no bodies like us”
-albert definitely doesn’t pay
-finch begging jack to not go for morris after he pushes Crutchie and getting v annoyed when he does
-the way finch is seconds away from a panic attack 90% of the time
-“🎶he 🎶 got 🎶 elected🎶”
-hannah telling bunsen to hurry up when they exit after pulizter asks to talk to jack alone
-matthew slipping as he comes off the ramp after letter from the refuge and you could hear him and whoever was helping him off (I think it was george) giggling
-romeo having to hold finch back from running to help crutchie when he calls to him for help
-albert holding up his hands like he’s been accused of a crime on “just give me a water”
-jack showing katherine his bag with “the world” printed on it on “I work for the world!”
-splasher lying stretched out on his stomach on the ramp and just generally being adorable
-crutchie blessing himself and praying under his breath during jacks speech to the scabs
-he then whispers thank you when the scabs join them
-jack not fighting when he’s led off by the delanceys
-mack having to hold spot back to stop her going at jack during the rally
-lindsay putting the olivier award on the stage after the bows instead of a pape
-the delanceys are so Sexy™️ I won’t apologise for it
-the way finch says “…gets me a little jittery”
-jack purposefully choosing to single finch out when the boys are hiding on “whose got brooklyn?” finch is not in his line of sight (he’s behind him) and he deliberately whirls around to ask him (rather then just happening to see him)
-buttons and mush putting their bags on their heads to hide on “whose for brooklyn”
-also them nodding very animatedly with the bags still on when finch is talking
-daveys “why don’t you come home with us- fordinnerImean” in one hurried breath
-watching jacks face when pulizter threatens crutchie, davey and les with the refuge is heartbreaking
-davey standing behind les with his arms around him and his chin on his head
-jack standing barely visible in the scaffolding reading the letter during letter from the refuge
-finch ruffling mikes hair after the world will know
-just albert and how unhinged™️ he is
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dr3amofagame · 9 months
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dr3's attempted serious of c!dream duo rankings based on lore importance (note: probably wrong, definitely argue)
c!Dream and c!Tommy: This is kinda undeniable. Like, in terms of their story, in terms of the Dream SMP, they are absolutely the heart and soul of the server. The c!Dream and c!Tommy show was such a thing that it has been like intentionally referenced and parodied within the story itself a million times. The story literally hinged on the idea of their opposing each other, c!Tommy-as-hero and c!Dream-as-villain, to the point where their whole you know finale and the closure for both characters involved realizing that they actually wanted the same thing and intentionally stepping out of the roles given them. Nothing really compares, sorry c!Discduo for the poll (but the heart wants what it wants XD)
c!Dream and c!Wilbur: I cannot believe they ended up ranking so low like I'm actually appalled. SLASH JAY but like . guys. Guys Please. c!Dream and c!Tommy's whole schtick forms the beating heart of this server because the story c!Wilbur wrote about them was its backbone. Like it's incredibly difficult to actually overstate how much c!Wilbur actually influences how c!Dream ends up--the paranoid spiral he ends up on is a direct influence of the increasing isolation he lived up until November 16th--this is why c!Quackity is so confident when he states c!Dream has no one left during dethronement and this is why c!Wilbur knows that c!Dream has no one in inconsolable differences. c!Dream doesn't exist in a vacuum and the whole, L'manburg narrative tyrant-villain-monster idea that originates from Wilbur ends up culminating in the identity that c!Dream ends up assuming to accomplish what he wants like hoooly shit he quotes "unfinished symphony" in Doomsday and he expects c!Wilbur to save him from the prison to the point of calling on him as his savior before basically Anyone and he lists c!Wilbur's name with c!Sam and c!Quackity post-prison like. Shit's fucked. Anyway.
c!Dream and c!Sam: Look I warned you guys I was going to be a little selfish. A Tad. Though, you know, it's kinda hard to compare in terms of like, you know, the fact that they literally spent a fuckin year together with almost no one else--sure there were visitors, sure Quackity happened, but like so much about them is very much isolated to. Them. (Also the ccs very clearly got a little carried away w/ these two and this reflects onto their like, Everything XD). With c!Sam and c!Dream it's less about well, straightforward comparisons and more about the Multitudes--c!Sam as the Plan, and c!Sam as part of the time and part of the server that c!Dream idealizes, and c!Sam as the cage for the monster the punishment for the evil the one that holds the villain away. And obviously while c!Dream doesn't um redefine his whole identity to base it on c!Sam the way that c!Sam does with c!Dream, the power of the trauma bond established over a year of Nothing Else does makes c!Dream noticeably more comfortable, almost, with c!Sam compared to like quite literally everyone else post-prison. Which is. Y'know.
c!Dteam (emphasis on c!Dnf): Admittedly, I'm not the biggest c!dnfer around by a long shot, so I don't really have as much to say here--but you know, considering c!Dteam very literally symbolize what c!Dream desires like. They're an extremely important part of who he is, what he wants, and why he does what he does. There's a reason why dethronement (and the cutting ties with c!Sapnap and c!George) is such a defining moment in terms of showing when he's fully burned bridges with the rest of the server, when he totally stands alone, etc. Obviously c!George is the originator of the "big happy family" line and well his mutual interests line up with c!Dream's quite a bit more than c!Sapnap's do, but as far as c!Dream is concerned both relationships are very much important to him and symbolic of happier times (and he's quite convinced that well. Both of them kinda want him dead, for reasonable reasons. So.)
c!Techno and c!Dream: This is where numbers get finicky, admittedly. As much as I love c!Rivals, and I love them a lot, I struggle a bit to put them on a definitive ranking. Because...well, on one hand, c!Techno is absolutely very high on c!Dream's priority list like as a character. I have said before and I'll say again that some of the most like outstanding displays of loyalty on the server come from c!Dream coming in c!Techno's defense at GREAT risk of personal harm--this guy literally stares down and denies both of his fucking torturers for c!Techno, like holy shit. c!Dream really fucking likes the guy like. So damn much. At the same time though, we're talking more...narrative importance versus importance to the character from a character's perspective--which is part of why c!Dteam is as high as they are, imo--while they're extremely important in terms of c!Dream's motivations and how he defines the whole "happy family" ideal around the idea of them living peacefully as a family, as far as actually looking at character interactions...especially post-dethronement they mostly just. Exist as figures that c!Dream yearns for but is also really fucking scared of. There's not as much consistent character interaction and frankly when we're talking about a character that's actively suppressing what he actually wants, they're not exactly high on his mental priority list either. All this being said, c!Techno definitely gets points by being one of the main vehicles by which we see c!Dream's like, humanity--being one of the few characters not to treat him as just a monster to be defeated and having similar ideals and therefore being an obvious comparison to make. Which is obviously important when we're talking about c!Dream, who was keeping himself rather in the dark.
c!Dream and c!Punz: Another real struggle to rank--I'd understand putting them up higher, but what really holds me back is well. c!Dream and c!Punz is the same as c!Dream and the Plan. And don't get me wrong, the Plan is extremely important to c!Dream as a character and like defines a lot of his actions especially post-revive book onwards, but what complicates this is like...well c!Punz as a character in terms of c!Dream? Like, he's just. He's just the Plan. That is his purpose, that's who he is supposed to be, and of course the Plan is important and of course c!Punz's like motivations here end up playing a big part in the tangled mess of what c!Dream ends up doing when we're talking what he starts ranting about in the third finale stream, but like. Well it's really not about c!Punz, innit, it's about what they're working together towards. c!Punz is secondary to the plan in a way that you really can't say the same for when you're talking about, say, c!Wilbur + the L'manburg narrative, or c!Sam and the prison. I can see an argument for them being higher just because like, if we're talking major c!Dream arcs, it's reasonable to have c!Dream and c!Tommy as being like a presence as the "main characters" in Wilbur's story starting the revolutionary war and ending at the genuine finale with c!Dream's main character development being split between the previously-named season finales--c!Wilbur being the main influence leading up to November 16th as c!Dream takes on the villain mantle, The Plan (and therefore c!Punz) driving him until Staged Finale, and the c!Sam and the Prison being the main force until the prison break...but well. There's just not enough of c!Punz and c!Dream actually acting together as a duo in terms of give and take in this dynamic to really make me put them higher--what's really important about c!Punz and c!Dream is just. The Plan and the Plan alone. Anyway, I'm decently flexible about this, but eeeeeeeh.
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anime-deity · 7 months
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Random Headcanons for Drarry (which I'm going to include into my fanfiction)
Harry Potter
growing up at the Dursleys - disgusting muggles;
Abuse/Neglect/and all those good things...
at the age of 6, teleports in front of WolfStar; gets adopted, receiving a new name - Hades Perseus Black (the irony of him being called after Medusa's beheader) and being sorted in Slytherin, cuz he belooooong;
also he the Slytherin Princess cuz I say so
Draco Malfoy
Harry's boy- I mean best friend;
crushing on him since they met (god so cheesy) - his father will definitely hear about this;
smart boi who likes books and potions;
Slytherin's Prince
Fred & George Weasley
cuz we love the twins;
are also in Slytherin;
cunning & ambitious pranksters;
worthy Weasleys;
secretive and always together... very sus...
Hermione Granger
also goes to Slytherin;
Family Secrets are revealed;
very devious and Pansy Parkinson is there as well soooo you already know where I'm getting at
One of the Mother Hens of the group
Pansy Parkinson
knows all the gossip in the wizarding world
most likely knows your secrets too
Hermione's best friend and possible girlfriend
Fashionista and the other Mother Hen of the group
Theo Nott & Blaise Zabini
being the gay couple they are and we support;
don't call Theo 'Theodore' if you don't wanna wake up with nasty hexes;
Blaise is the cool and laid-back one compared to his partner
Cedric Diggory
lives cuz he deserves to and is the same age as the twins;
surprisingly gets resorted into Slytherin;
likes Luna a lot
the Twins' Best Friend and secret partner in crime
Luna Lovegood
we love and so does Cedric; shhh don't tell anyone, but Luna probs knows about it already...;
same age as Harry and the rest
her destiny leads her to be part of Slytherin~
Sirius & Remus Black
also known as Siri & Remy (or Moony);
best parents award;
teaching together and supporting Slytherin against Gryffindor;
everybody knew that they should have been in Slytherin but nobody could prove it
Severus Snape
called Sevy or Sev behind his back;
Regulus is his Soulmate - forget Lily;
being done with everyone, but has a soft heart for his snakes and supports Drarry;
WolfStar's Bestie~
Regulus Black
Reggie!!
lives and loves Severus Snape;
enough said..................
teaches History of Magic at Hogwarts;
enjoys playing pranks with Sirius, and the Weasley Twins
Lucius & Narcissa Malfoy
lovingly called Luc (Lucy - by Siri, Remy, Sevy & Reggie) & Cissa;
awesome parents
fighting the Potters
Voldy Moldy, I mean 'Tom' Marvolo Riddle
NOT the bad guy here (duh)
doesn't look like a snake hybrid whatever that was;
resembles his younger hot self;
don't call him Tom or Tommy - he will try to skin you alive and then torture you;
may have a thing for Bellatrix
Bellatrix Black (hopefully a Riddle soon)
the best Aunt even if she is a bit crazy.....
okay maybe a lot of crazy...
she's still crushing on Marvolo, which ain't a secret
Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
head chicken of the flaming chickens
Chief Asshole of Wizengamot
Master fucking Manipulator
Daisy Potter
Harry's younger twinsister
supposed "Girl Who Lived"
nicknamed Lazy Daisy & Crazy Daisy
a fucking bitch, who has a crush on the very Slytherin and very gay Draco Malfoy
Lily & James Potter
the worst parents
suck badly and so do the rest of the Weasleys (of course with the exception of the twins, Charlie & Bill - tho the latter two don't really appear in my fanfic)
Molly & Arthur Weasley
can't tell their twins apart and disregard them
simply bad parents
it's all about the money
Percy Weasley
turns into an asshole after Oliver Wood and Marcus Flint got together;
actually fought Marcus, but sucks for him cuz Marcus became even more handsome
Ron Weasley
the worst friend one could have
likes fame and money
very jealous
major bully
Ginny Weasley
too obsessed with gay Harry, who rejects anything and everything the girl gives him
screeching voice
ridiculous personality
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jssysimp · 2 years
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mcyt reaction to a gen z reader
includes: philza, wilbur soot, dream, sapnap, george, badboyhalo, schlatt and tommyinnit
uses they/them pronouns if pronouns are used; some of the reactions might include irl meetings.
tw: mentions of self deprecating/dirty/with a bit of homicidal tendencies jokes! mentions of a lack of basic self-care!
philza
manz is concerned
became your dad figure with no hesitation (he knows his audience🚶‍♀️)
texts you at least once a day to make sure you at least drink some water and eat something too
some times he'll send you small reminders to do some basic tasks like brushing your teeth and take a shower (they can be hard some days, which is understandable babes)
when he finally meets you irl, he'll sit you down and talk about the lack of care about yourself
'an energy drink/coffee doesn't count as drinking water, you need actual h2o'
'the fuck is a h2o? sounds nasty✋😟'
when you make a self deprecating joke, he laughs at first but then looks at you worried
you have called him a boomer before, which made him a little mad because, my manz isn't old, he's just a little ahead of time 😕
wilbur soot
wilbur is kinda used to being with gen z, especially because of tommy
he just isn't used to someone who has been on stan twitter
the self deprecating jokes don't worry him much, it's mainly the dirty/homicidal tendency ones that make him worry
after you told him that you haven’t slept in 2 days with your reasoning being 'why not', he now always makes sure that you get at least 8 hours of sleep per day
he likes to brag about you like a big brother would tbh
'wilbur, it isn't that big of a deal...'
'you don't get it, they managed to not drink a single drop of caffeine today, im so proud of them :('
he's always confused on how you were able to live for so long since you don't take much care of yourself
fuck authorities!!!
dream
the chaoooooos you two cause
definitely laughs at your self deprecating jokes before asking if everything's fine
would put in the smp right away making sure your character always stayed by his side, like in a 'mentor-apprentice' type of relationship
in prison, he would be regretting the decision because you would pass the entire time making fun of him
majority of the time lore streams end up with dream breaking character because of you💀
'lmaooo, you're in jail, you loser.'
'you're also in jail??'
'it's just because i thought it would be lonely, i can always ask sam to free me.'
'child privilege...'
you call him chad all the time, chadream💪😼
fuck authorities!!! x2
sapnap
deez nuts jokes <3
arson is cool, arson is life (sometimes he doesn't know if you're serious or just joking)
dnf biggest shippers
platonic cuddles, especially after he found out just how touch starved you are🚶‍♀️
you have both agreed that you would be fighting when you first meet, frenemies <3
'how can i live, laugh, love when i can't commit arson with nick non-virtually?'
'we would not be committing arson irl y/n'
'pussy'
anime marathons on discord every week
you two facetime during meal time (either dinner or lunch) so you can eat together, and so he can know you have eaten at least once on that day
georgenotfound
you call him bottom all the time, it's up to the point he just accepted it
calls you a child in return (you don't really care, but you pretend you do just so he doesn't feel sad)
weird tiktoks goes brrr
he gets very concerned about the jokes
likes to hear your rants every time, especially your 'capitalism bad' rants
'y/n, you need to start taking care of yourself'
'ill do it when you start seeing colors'
*pulls out the special glasses*
calls you during chore days to encourage you into doing them so you don't fight with your parents/roommates/partner(s)
you have forced him to listen to the genre of music you like so much, he actually started liking it
badboyhalo
like phil, this man is concerned-
even if you don't swear, he's always saying language to you because of the jokes (you do try to not make them, but they just come out unintentionally😔)
he was confused when you looked so amazed and excited to know he has a gun and knew how throw knives because people would normally feel afraid
became even more concerned when you asked him to teach you on how to throw knives
the first time you mentioned you don't care about dying, he was this close to schedule an appointment with a psychiatrist😃👍
'LANGUAGE'
'okay boomer'
u have declared yourself skephalo's child💪😼
he would be always trying to stop you from making stupid and dangerous decisions 24/7💀
schllat
you roast him 24/7 and he's always PISSED because you do not give a fuck about what he says about you (he doesn't scream at you though because it makes you cry-)
fuck authorities!!! x3
both your humor senses are fucked up so he always laughs his ass off at your jokes
political jokes go brrr
boomer calling! boomer calling! boomer calling! boomer calling! boomer calling! boomer calling!
'why does everyone think im in my thirties?'
'it's the beard. plus you look old bestie.'
he always questions how you're still alive since you do not take care of yourself that well
bullying tommy goes brrr
tommyinnit
chaotic energy
self deprecating jokes are always part of your conversation
fuck authorities!!! x4
shit talking the other is the same as asking to get your ego destroyed
when the two of you have a plan, no one's be able to stop you even more if tubbo is with you guys
'what if i threw myself if a cliff?'
'probably die... let's do it together!'
you two stay up late together playing games
he always drags you along to prank people and when the person gets mad, he blames it on you and just leaves
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wasflypaw · 2 years
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I saw a post that was like "Do you think c!Dream wanted his friends to ask questions about his sudden villain arc" and I gotta say. c!Dream's villain arc was definitely Not sudden.
I had a look at early streams, Pre-Tommy, and. Well. I saw Dream planning a coup against George to kill him and burn all of his enchanted diamond armor and tools because George was "going off on his own and getting more powerful than everyone / not working together with everyone else" (paraphrased) and they cant be a "utopia" when George isnt working together with the rest
I saw Dream encouraging George to burn down the Lemon Tree after George was pranked by Ponk, and even Letting Him Know about the Bigger Lemon Tree so he can burn that one also, because he thinks it was justified after what Ponk did, and this is to show Ponk that he cant mess with George
After Tommy joined, he would. Still act pretty much the same way. He would SAY "No stealing no Griefing!" and act like he's completely against it, but then he would do things like destroy all of Tommy's items, repeatedly grief his house, repeatedly spawn kill him, follow him into the nether and pour lava on him, etc. He's ALWAYS been a secret lover of chaos.
If you agree he became a character around the time L'Manberg was made, then you'll also agree he's been a villain Literally the whole time, and nobody Forced his Hand. c!Dream called L'Manberg "The Land of Pussies" immediately after listening to them explain theyre seceding and they fight with words (yep he definitely saw them as a threat 😭). He would then start provoking them by burning stuff within their walls, shooting at them with arrows, trapping Tommy and Tubbo in a hole to kill them and steal all their items, THEN declare war. He's Always been the aggressor
After War was declared, c!Dream would blow up Tommy's base and threaten him when c!Tommy came over literally JUST to talk it out. c!Tommy would decide not to grief c!Dream back. When the War started, it started because the Dream Team ransacked Tubbo's base and repeatedly spawn killed him and stole his emeralds he spent 10 hours preparing for the war with
c!George and c!Sapnap were There when c!Dream orchestrated the deaths and betrayal of 4 people. They were on his Side. c!Sapnap, shortly after the war, would try to help c!Tommy and instead get threatened by c!Dream to help him instead and here's some Sapnap quores for you. "he's threatening me", "you don't want to get on Dream's bad side" and would eventually join Dream because continuing to help Tommy wasnt "worth" it
This essay would go on for Years if I continued to write down every instance of c!Dream being Like That from Season 1. So I will stop here (this isnt even going into c!Dream getting c!Sapnap's pet killed on purpose then lying to him about it)
(people like to claim c!Dream from Before c!Tommy is completely different to how he is now, and that Early DSMP c!Dream used to be a sweet baby boy. but if you're going to use that as an example So Am I. This is Not me saying go back and analyse early Dsmp streams like Regular lore as they were not intended to be RP or storytelling. This is me looking back and viewing old DSMP days purely as context for the story/what their characters would become)
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georgegraphys · 7 days
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Warning: Self analysis, might be biased, personal thoughts
Everything wrong with Mercedes' social media team (+ PR)
Before this, I just wanted to acknowledge how hard they've been working as a team in such a tough position, dealing with the hates, etc. I perfectly understand that every team has different ways of social media management and PR strategy that can't be compared to one another. But I feel like I need to talk about what are the things I felt wrong and maybe give some of my thoughts or insights with it.
1. Content
Okay. I've talked about this before and anon said "They might be forced or ordered to make such contents. This and that yadda yadda and in the end they may not have much choices to make except follow their superiors" I just wanna yes. Yes it could be like that but let's talk about the overall content that has been put out now.
Objectively speaking, Mercedes' social media team's achilles heel is probably the fact that they could not force one party to do the same amount of social media PR as George does. It is perfectly understandable that LH might not want to do those things because as you age or progress in some sport, you get tired of doing those PR shits and I don't blame him. It is tiring and sometimes stressful.
But I also feel like there is a lack of creativity? and I don't know where it came from. Could be from themselves, being too lenient and relaxed for the past few years because they're drowning in success and fame and did not feel the need to expand more in terms of social media strategies OR they could be restricted by their superiors too which is understandable. It is also important to note that these things might happen because all these times, Mercedes fans are mostly there for one person so as time goes on, the team starts making contents that are specific only to that niche. And they might not feel the need to branch out of there to attract general team fans outside of that niche, which explains why some might call Mercedes' contents cringe, boring, etc.
Before George, I feel like none of the drivers are open to doing friendly contents to what other teams did. It's fine since it could be counter measured by lots of other strategies but again, they didn't and the reason for it could be lack of willingness or creativity or superior words. Ever since George came, they started picking up those trends and contents to do with George and that honestly helps because George is really PR flexible to those contents but at one point, it ended up not being too useful as the effort was kind of one-sided. These kinds of things had to be a collective effort from both sides.
I do not blame any of the drivers. The other one might feel fed up or just want to relax without having to do that stupid BS (It is tiring). I just feel like Mercedes could've handled that better with better strategies but they either let it happened or it was the superiors that were in the way of improvements or something. I don't know about that but it could definitely be handled better
I had hopes for 2025. Hopefully, with the new line up, we could see a fresher side of Mercedes AMG Petronas F1 Team in terms of PR and social media strategy than what has happened in the past years. It would totally be exciting to see how the social media team and PR team would work with the new driver in 2025.
2. The involvement of the reserve drivers and juniors.
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Mick Schumacher, ever since he entered the team as a reserve driver in 2023, has helped a lot in content making. He lessen George's burden a lot and i'm very thankful for his involvement and how he has been such a great guy in Mercedes' PR ways. He even participated on some PR campaigns like those of Monster Energy and Tommy Hilfiger.
But as there is a new reserve driver now in 2024 which is Frederik Vesti. I feel like Fred should be pushed equally like Mick does. No hate or anything but the team b&w photoshoots for example. I'm pretty sure at that moment, they are aware already of Fred becoming the new reserve driver but my question stands in "why is he not participating in those stuff?" like photoshoots or content making. And this is not only social media team's work but also PR team.
I feel like Fred should be included equally. Photoshoots, interviews, contents or whatever it is. I feel like now that they have two reserve drivers, they should work on equally treating them. I am perfectly aware that they are working on Fred slowly and consistently (hope that continues) but I do hope Fred got the chance to participate more in the future. And that would not just be advantageous for Fred but also for Mercedes because more people=more fame 🤣🤣.
And for the juniors part, I do see Doriane and Kimi getting more push in 2024 from the team as a junior. A part of me wished that last year, Paul and Fred got the same treatment. For their wins, for their points and involvement in content. Although those things are in the past, I hope what they are doing now with Kimi and Doriane could be improved and could be more consistently and equally applied to all their juniors. They should give some spotlight to Alex Powell too tbh. He did a great job at F4 UAE this year, scoring several podiums and wins. I hope they do improve in terms of equalization 😁.
3. Internal Dynamics of the Team
I think we all joked a lot about "oohh the grussell hater admin is at work today" or "oohh the gr63 lovers admin logged on today" and while it can be funny and stuff. If seen from a professional standpoint, it is very unprofessional.
"Why Ari? Are you sure it isn't just you overreacting?" No. Nope. These things aren't supposed to show. Internal dynamics aren't supposed to be readable the public. When it comes to this point where the public can know "who" is logging on, can get a grasp on the 'split' of the internal team dynamics, these all screams unprofessionalism. You are not supposed to know these things as a fan nor you are not supposed to let the fans/public know about these things if you're the employee. For these things to show blatantly means there is a lack of synchronization amongst the team and unprofessionalism.
Social media is about bragging. It's about building and retaining personal branding, promoting yourself, telling yourself and gaining attention. And that's what a corporate social media does too except it wasn't for themselves but for the brand and the company. As a social media admin for a company, you should not be known as admin 1 or admin 2 or admin 3. Because in doing your work, you are under ONE ENTITY to represent the company. One social media account means one entity no matter how much admins there are. And to be able to do so, they need synchronizing with one another. This is done so their actions remains equal. The equal actions reflects on professionalism and integrity.
To let an internal dynamic seep through how a social media account is working is kinda unprofessional especially when you can tell the admins' preference. That should not happen because it's a TEAM man.. a TEAM's social media account that's not supposed to show. Preferences, bias and stuffs 😭. BIG NO. They honestly need a fix on how they manage those stuffs so it doesn't seep to the general public knowledge. Being nosy to a company's dynamic is one thing but letting the public be aware of your company's dynamic is ANOTHER.
No one wants their company name stained because if you flop, they flop, well except if they did shitty things like RBR's TP but these internal dynamics such as who likes who or who sides with who, shouldn't be seen by the public. It should be kept under the sheets and be dealt with inside. For them to be noticed is a problem with unprofessionalism. I do hope they can synchronize more regarding these things, put up some T&C, be more strict, and improve this part.
4. Content planning
First of all, I am perfectly aware that this is a very subjective topic. My opinion can differ than yours and i am aware that how a team plan it's contents differs from other teams. I will not criticize nor scrutiny but I will just give my insight on what i found wrong and what they could do better (from my opinion of course).
Mercedes' content planning in 2024 have improved significantly than last year. They have been more consistent in terms of pushing George and doing their contents. But of course, a part of this wouldn't happen if it weren't for Feb 1 😀. There are several problems within how they work on their content planning (in my opinion) last year and I'm going to point out on it. And this is exhibit 1
Exhibit 1: Repetitive use of content materials
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The George double is a funny cute one if you look at it for the first three videos. And honestly for contents like this? Three is the maximum. But they do EIGHT. EIGHT CONTENTS. And that is just over usage. That is just too much. You are feeding the general public the same contents 8x. They will get the ick. Besides, as time goes on, the contents are no longer funny and looks like it was forced. It lacked the original creativity when they first made it and as their objective has differed now that they had to 'milk it out' several times. Their first objective might just be "oh creative content" but afterwards it's just "how to milk more from this" and that's where a content loses its fun.
I understand that some people might find these enjoyable to a certain extent but the amount of similar contents Mercedes came to do in the end? Too much. And it also gets affected by how they post the content irregularly. It would've been a delivery if the content were to be made weekly or it became some kind of series. That would be more entertaining honestly instead of just dumping the same contents again and again all at once. People get bored so fast and if you just dump all of the same ones at once, it's like eating 30 of the same croissant at the same time. You get sick of it 🤣
Exhibit 2: The Unequal Portrayal of George Russell
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I think I don't need pictures for this. But we all know how "George meme" or "meme guy" has been a thing for George. In a sense, I do acknowledge how it has been a good material for damage control (judging by how fast his image recovers post SIN23), to boost marketability/popularity, and to gain a solid base to attract new fans or the general public.
But it all went wrong when Mercedes milked too much out of this and portrayed George unequally compared to his teammates and even, his own TP who shouldn't even get that much spotlight. At this stage, it could be detrimental to his image and career as a public figure and a team's representative to the sponsors.
Mercedes' brand image for years now has always been the big guy brand. They don't do transitions and it has always been constant. So therefore, they attract big guy brands too like IWC, Puma, Tommy Hilfiger, Marriott Bonvoy, etc. They don't have McLaren-esque google or lego sponsors. And I understand that the approach with George memes were also probably an effort to reach the general audiences and branch out but it gets too much.
"Where did it get detrimental?" When it's overused and when he is portrayed as only the meme guy and not others. LH gets portrayed with his success and serious contents. Toto Wolff got a birthday edit, a proper one at it and is portrayed as a successful alpha man that brings his team to its peak (he didn't). All this while George can't have his 100th Grand Prix poster edited well. The moment they put an effort on him last year was if it's his meme. It is honestly DAMAGING for him. Because it might lead or have already led people to view him in a two dimensional way. Just George the meme guy not George the driver. And this part honestly contributes a bit as to why his crash in AUS23 is used as a joke and is laughed upon. Why? Because his team has been so comfortable, so supportive, and encouraging of people making jokes about George that people lessen George to just a mere JOKE when he is not. This is honestly damaging and sad. His TP is built with a better image by the social media/PR team last year. While George has the most effort put on him when it comes to his memes.
Then again, not only to fans, this could also be damaging to his image in front of sponsors. I've said earlier about how Merc sponsors are big guy sponsors. They are serious brands. They don't just recruit George as ambassadors just because George is a driver for the Mercedes AMG Petronas F1 Team. 'How do you know Ari?' Look at Monster Energy and George. They don't fit. That's why they never did campaigns together and that's why they left and only decided to maintain a collaboration with Lewis. Puma, Tommy, Mercedes Benz and IWC collaborated with George because they viewed him as someone fitting to represent their brand. But what happened if George's image changed because of how his team has been portraying him and encouraging such acts? They could've dropped him. We've seen actors, idols and artists in real life getting their career wrecked after an overexaggerating wrong portrayal that changed their image. That could've happened.
"Ari, don't be too hard on them" I don't curse on them chill.. I am perfectly aware that this is not their sole decision maybe and I am perfectly aware of how this helps George too. But in a way, some of their moves are just wrong and could be damaging to George's career. And it is actually crazy to think that they still do such George's double and memes content up until Feb 1. If Feb 1 were to not happen, it could continue until now. There is no denying that part of the reason why the admins have been taking George seriously is because of what happens on Feb 1 and that is just so WRONG. There are tons of other approaches that you can use to milk out popularity/reach/marketability from these things without an overexaggeration, over usage, and not setting the limits to how the public views their driver. A team's PR and social media is also heavily responsible for the image building of their talent because the image their talent built reflects to the sponsors they retain and attract.
These all could be small, funny, unserious things but there are people whose career changed because of those small, funny, and unserious things.
Lastly, I give the biggest kudos to the people in the social media and PR team who have been doing their work well for George. And i am so proud to see their overall improvement. I hope to see that continues consistently. Not only for George but for Fred, Kimi, Doriane, Alex Powell, and whoever George's teammate is in the future. I hope they don't re-do their mistakes and continue to work their best. Don't forget to appreciate these guys regardless of the team's result. They are the front to the public's perception and feedback. It must've been hard for them too. But if they do something wrong, you can correct them in the right, proper and polite way without bashing them.
This whole thing is my opinion and insight to what I see wrong and what they can improve. Feel free to agree to disagree. Feel free to talk in my asks if there are other things I miss or if you wanna share your opinion.
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amyelevenn · 2 years
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HanaHaki Disease
PARING; c!Sapnap x gn!reader
SUMMARY; Sapnap doesn't love you the way you love him.
WARNINGS; vomiting, choking, blood, death
A/N; read so much on hanahaki i wanted to see if i could write it !! also my first sapnap fic, bit iffy but she'll be right
1.2k words - M.LIST pt 2
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Mining was always a long, drawn out task that no one really enjoyed – for the first five minutes it can be kind of fun, but any time after that is just a straight decent into madness. But, what helped you power through was the person you got to do it with.
It wasn’t often Dream gave you much of a chance to go off and do things for yourself, so when he told you that he would be gone for a few days and could take the time to better your equipment, you had sprung on that opportunity. Working under his wing was no easy feat, even he knew that. He knew that every now and then you would need time to restock and upgrade, so you could perform better for him.
You weren’t overly ecstatic working for Dream – considering you practically just did his dirty(er?) work – but at least he introduced you to a few new cool people;
First, we had George – Dream’s best friend. He wasn’t always around, but the times that he was where the ones that you laughed the hardest. Despite the minimal memories, you two happened to bond really well.
Then, there was Callahan and Alyssa – those two were more of a package deal, which you weren’t made about. They always made you feel safe and included, leading you to trust them the most – well, second most.
There was also Sam, Tommy, Bad and Wilbur who were nice, but Dream didn’t want you spending too much time with.
Last, but most definitely not least, was Sapnap – or your mining buddy. He was always your favourite. You always noticed yourself blushing anytime he would talk to you, giggling at any joke regardless at how funny it was, or constantly finding a way to be in his company. He insisted you call him Nick, but Dream was strict from the beginning that you can’t get close with anyone but himself.
One night after you had gotten back from a huge day exploring, you overheard the pair talking, and decided to eavesdrop.
“Look man, I’m not trying anything, alright?” Sapnap grunted.
“Then stop flirting with them, they practically drool at the sight of you,” Dream growled, standing up from what you assumed to be his chair.
“Pshh, they do not.”
“They do. You’re a distraction, Nick, and I can’t have that.”
Sapnap scoffed. “What are you going to do about it, huh?”
“I’ll get them to kill you,” Dream mused, not one trace of hesitation or doubt in his voice.
The door slammed open, revealing a rather dishevelled Sapnap storming out of the room. Luckily you hid in time, unseen by him. You stayed frozen for a minute or two, so as Dream wouldn’t know you were there.
After that night you hadn’t seen nearly as much of Sapnap as you would’ve liked, so that left you to presume their conversation had been about you. It hurt that Dream would treat you the way he did, but after all, it was part of the agreement that you would do whatever he instructed, no questions asked.
Three weeks had passed since then, bringing you to where you are now – Dream being gone and you underground in a complicated cave system with lover-boy himself, Sapnap. When he had found out you were going mining by yourself he offered to join you and you just couldn’t find it in you to turn him down.
Before you had even left your house to meet him, the first few petals came up. You didn’t think much of it, to riled up to think of anything but the day trip ahead. Discarding them in a nearby barrel, you ran down the prime path to me Sapnap out front of the community house. From there, you let him guide you to where he described as “the best place ever.”
“So, how ya been?” he asks, ushering you through a man made tunnel. “It’s been a while since we last spoke.”
“I’m fine, how are you?” you reply, feeling almost blind in the pitch black.
“‘Fine’? That’s all you got? C’mon, you gotta give me more than that!”
You pause for a moment to cough, your throat becoming itchy as hell. You feel something fall into your palm, but are quick to discard it to the floor behind you, grateful for the darkness.
“You alright?” he questions, sounding rather far away.
“Yeah, fine. Probably just some dirt,” you chuckle dryly, well aware of what it really was. “Uh yeah I’m doing pretty good, Dream’s been pretty chill as of late.”
“Ah, that’s good to hear,” you could hear the smile in his voice, leading you to grow one of your own.
“How are you?”
He sighs, slowing down in front of you. “I’m doing alright, just busy I guess.”
The two of you converse for a while longer, only a few stray petals coming up here and there; it isn’t until a whole gardenia falls into your hands that you realise the real concern.
Sapnap had led you to a beautiful, lush ravine, guiding you wherever you wanted to go. You had made it a point to stand behind him at all times, so he wouldn’t see the bloody flowers coming out of you.
As you walked through an already looted mine shaft, you find yourself holding yet another flower – this time a nice white rose, now splattered with saliva and blood. Hastily chucking it behind you, you clear your throat to get Sapnap’s attention.
“Hey, what’s that disease called when someone start’s coughing up flowers?” you mutter, awkwardly scratching your neck.
“Oh- uh, HanaHaki? As in the one about one-sided love?” he suggests.
“Yeah,” you gulp, “yeah, that one. What- uh, what do you know about it?”
He chuckles, turning around to face you. “Why?”
Ignoring the slow increase of how hard it was getting to breathe, you muster a low, “Just curious.”
He eyes you for a moment, clearly suspicious. “…right. Well, if someone has HanaHaki disease it means that they have unrequited or one-sided love, resulting in flowers growing in their lungs. Eventually the victim will start coughing up and vomiting the petals and soon whole buds, which means that the plant will grow so big that they can’t breathe.”
You click you tongue, scared by the new information. “Cool, sounds like a joy ride.”
“Don’t worry though,” he snickers, “you’ll never have to worry about it. Someone as pretty as you could get whoever they wanted.”
You feel your cheeks and neck heat up at the simple comment, quickly becoming at a loss of words. You mutter some incoherent nonsense and walk into another point in the cave, praying he wouldn’t follow you – which he did not.
The second you know he is out of earshot, you double over and hack up anything and everything in your throat, wheezing harshly as you do so. You curl into yourself on the ground, your head next to the fresh pile of scarlet-splotched buds and petals.
This has all happened so quickly, what the hell is going on?
I’m not dying…am I?
No… surely not…
Oh man this hurts…
I…I can’t breathe..
You try to call out for Sapnap, but all the comes out is a quiet groan. You know he can’t hear you, and that you can’t try again.
Well…this is how I die then…
At least it’s at the hands of him.
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brick-a-doodle-do · 1 year
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Fake fic titles!!
For my doll
Breaking points in my heart and in my walls
Running can solve one problem and bring a multitude of others
A guide for home
Go nuts Beloved Brick <3
HI BELOVED!!!
for my doll
spy au prologue activities >>> finding george was exciting. he loved having the company, and it was even better, because with george almost as young as him, it was like having a brother! he liked it, a lot. he wanted to do something nice for george, given that the two of them definitely have become best friends in the week they've been seeing each other. every night at eight at night, when he's supposed to be asleep and when the younger members of the colony are also put to bed, they meet halfway in dream's backyard and spend hours talking to each other and playing games, anything that came to mind.
it's seven in the afternoon and dream is hiding in his room after he ran off mumbling to his mom about an art project he wanted to do. and that was true. it took a while to find a doll of his that had a cape, but he eventually did. he'd found fabric paint and cotton too. george knew a lot about mushrooms and never stopped talking about them once he got the chance. so a mushroom cape was the only way to go here, clearly. he painted the body of the cape red and painted white circles all along it. to top it off he glued cotton on it, and boom, it was done. he also added little strings at the top so george could tie it.
a ten minutes later, after he'd gotten george, he presented the cape to his tiny friend, who questioned him. "it was for my doll, but i fixed it and it's yours now," he explains.
after that, dream is pretty sure he remembers three times in the next year where he sees george without it.
breaking points in my heart and in my walls
of course, the one time he tries to reveal himself, all hell breaks loose. he knows that the human he lives with isn't the kindest and can sometimes...lash out. karl never intended for this to happen, he didn't want his home taken away simply because he'd just...accidentally fallen in love with this human. sapnap, name of said human and said love interest, never seemed to interested in anything. he rarely said anything when he was home alone, which led karl to believe he was quiet and kept to himself. but he was so, so wrong.
when karl came from the walls when sapnap was there, purely wanting to become friends, he thought it was going well. he'd introduced himself and sapnap'd done the same. but as soon as karl'd somehow gathered enough trust to step onto sapnap's hand, unknowingly falling right into his trap, everything became quiet to him.
he was being dumped in a jar sapnap had struggled to get with one hand and he had to sit and listen to the person he thought he could trust sit at his desk and make a phone call, sounding dead serious and using words he didn't want to hear. and he was forced to watch everything he owned get destroyed, too. he got way too ahead of himself, if he could go back he absolutely would, and he'd never break borrower code. he was dumb to try.
running can solve one problem and bring a multitude of others
tommy's not the brightest. well, he says he is, but sometimes his ego can be just...a little bit too big, and he's just suddenly bringing trouble to himself. he knew he was...weak. which is why going into giant woods, ones fit for a giant like himself, was a terrible idea. those woods were laced with actual monsters, and flesh hungry animals, too. things he could never fight off, even with a weapon. he'd done fine with listening to the cackling of witches, the clattering of a skeleton's walking bones, and the groans of a zombie. he could hear wolves howling from a distance, but those were noises. who knew how far or close they were. but, when a creeper was hissing at him, he knew he was in deep shit. it blew up just in time for him to get out of the way. he knew he needed to leave, and quickly. so much for trying to pass through these woods.
he ran, running fast---fast fast, the reason for giant-only villages kind of fast, and many injuries came with. he was shot in the shoulder with a skeleton's arrow and the witch he finally saw splashed him with something. a crowd of zombies was following after him at a startling pace, and he was pretty sure wolves could smell his blood by now. yeah, he was really shit at this.
he ran and ran until he reached the edge of the woods, which unattracted mobs but his shoulder still hurt like hell and animals were animals, non-giant animals but still animals nonetheless, meaning they were probably coming after them if they were once.
he knew he needed to stop running when he reached the smaller, human forest, but he couldn't, even with his chest heaving, he just wanted to return to the small home he'd dug into the side of the mountain and rest there until night came. he could tend to his bandages and everything would be fine.
but, before he could remember where to do, he was colliding with a stone wall and knocking some of the stones loose. they clattered to the ground and he was left standing at the scene of a human kingdom, all eyes on him.
a guide for home
wilbur did not like the gas station anymore. he thought he'd found...peace. he believed it, too. but he sits at the counter and stares at the empty isles for hours, sitting in his muck and sweat for days. so he just gets fed up with it. he wants to leave, but his mind is foggy and he can't really..find his way back without a clear mind. and he doesn't want to take care of himself just so he can return to a slightly better version of hell.
he goes home one day with the intention of just sleeping. maybe if he sleeps enough, his mind won't be hazy. he puts the keys into his door and steps inside, finding his way to the bedroom quickly. when he flips on the light, the first thing that catches his eye is the red and white shirt of tommy. though, it's not...as it was. tommy is increasingly smaller, and instead of standing in the middle of the room, is leaning against an unused candle. wilbur's eyes shift.
tommy smiles fondly at him when wilbur takes a seat at the desk and begins questioning his "brother" rapidly. tommy answers the questions orderly. he explains his height, how he got there, and most importantly: that he's here to guide wilbur home.
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Top 10 father/son fantasies
Recently, an anon wondered if I have ever had thoughts of a father and son combination and offer one to me. Because of that I decide to make this list. 
My parameters here. I had to be attracted both father and child when both were still alive. So no combos like Dan Blocker and his son Dirk Blocker. 
Mmm... on of my favs though.
#10. Lou Holtz & Son Skip Holtz
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I've been fantasying about Lou Holtz since I saw him on the sidelines at Notre Dame. I first spotted Skip when he was coaching under his father at South Carolina from 1999-2004, but it wasn't until he was at Louisiana Tech that the father/son fantasies started happening.
#9. Paul Sorvino & Mia Sorvino
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I known it's his daughter, but I'm BI and I wanted to dick these two down for years now. So of course I'd imagine doing them together.
#8. Bum Phillips & Wade Phillips
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I enjoyed Wade Phillips on the sidelines over the years. And when the announcers would talk about his his father Bum Phillips, I had to look him up. The Cowboy look is one many things that do it for me and Bum definitely had the look down pat. And the Bum and Wade fantasies began.
On a Side Note: Check out Wade’s tits.
#7. George H. Bush & Sons
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I just like dreaming of George, GW and Jeb having their way with me. Individually, together and in combinations.
#6. Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, Queen Elizabeth II and Children
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Even though I have Queen Elizabeth and Princess Anne in this one, I also have his sons too. So it counts. Basically, the fantasy takes aspects of Cinderella and Goldilocks and the Three Bears. I'm at a royal ball and while there, I happened to fuck Prince Charles, Princess Anne (still BI), Prince Andrew and Prince Edward. Apparently, the next day, all of them announced they’re leaving there respective partners for one of them to marry me. So Queen Elizabeth II ordered me to the palace and after I gave her and her husband a taste of THE DICK. What? She's the queen. Anyway, I fuck her children again, some multiple times until I settle on one. Usual, Andrew or Charles.
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#5. Ed Asner & son, Matt
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It's only recently that this father/son tag team fantasy has manifested in my mind.
#4. Buddy Ryan & Sons, Rex & Rob
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I'd like to imagine Buddy in my mouth, Rob on my cock with Rex sucking my toes and jerking off on my feet.
What? It's well documented that Rex has a foot fetish.
#3. Spike Dykes & Sons
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Spike Dykes, Sonny Dykes and Rick Dykes. At first this was a 3-some, but in making this list, I found Spike's other son, Rick. And now it's a 4-some.
On a Side Note: Mmm... Sonny tit.
#2. Albert II of Belgium & Sons
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King Philippe, Prince Laurent and I, going at it while former King Albert watch in a corner. Preferable in a nice, dark suit. Eventually, he'll be in me after his boys have their fun.
#1 Bobby Bowden & Sons
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This is what I'd like to call 'the real' Bowden Bowl. Bobby Bowden, oldest son Steve Bowden (not picture), second oldest Tommy Bowden, Jeff Bowden and last but not least Terry Bowden, my favorite. All locked in a hotel room with me for a weekend. Yeah... that's the fantasy.
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Ohh boy ok
L’manbur my beloved. 
Here’s part two. Maybe the next part will be the angsty part
Can you imagine President Soot announcing the elections and learning that the reader immediately enrolled as a candidate. He’d be annoyed, but also a strange mixture of proud and exhilarated. 
This is another enemies AND lovers moment y’all. (want to hc that someone actually suggested impeachment or a vote of no-confidence against President Wilbur a couple times– which the reader actually refused to do, marking the one and only time that they defended wilbur on the political stage, saying that government should be run through debate and consideration and not mindless evictions, yada yada. Wilbur was looking at them like 😳). 
Anyway the day comes for the candidates to choose their running mates— I don't remember how that went down in canon, so I'll make some stuff up. Let’s assume that each candidate gives a short speech and then announces their future VP. It’s like a publicity stunt, getting their names out there for people to remember and hopefully vote for. 
There’s this one guy in L’manburg, let’s just call him Archibald or something (old man, dude in his 40s), who vehemently opposes everything the reader does. He doesn’t like Wilbur either
Despite all of this, A r c h i b a l d  is not a complete prick. He cares for L’Manburg in his own way, even if his tactics and views don’t align with his peers. He amassed quite a following, but wasn’t chosen as a political candidate, and resorted to glaring at the other contestants from his place in the audience. 
Back to the reader. Now, they know they are at an extreme disadvantage here. Public speaking is not their thing– shady, one-on-one contract deals are more their style. Talking to a crowd? Forget about it. They need to take a gamble. 
Wilbur chooses Tommy as his VP, Quacktiy chooses George, Fundy chooses Niki, and they choose…. Archibald.
The stadium goes silent, flabbergasted, as they announce their pick. Some of the reader’s close constituents look offended, and Archibald looks flabbergasted. But he isn’t going to pass up this opportunity– not yet at least. He shakes their hand and joins them on stage. 
By drawing a truce with their worst political enemy and showing the citizens that they are willing to work with opposing ideals,  the reader has pulled what we call a pro gamer move. 
Wilbur is a little impressed? Maybe?
Just imagine him standing on the other end of the stage, elbows on the podium, head resting against his fist as he just grins. 
Imagine his vaguely flirty behavior with Quackity, but doubled.  
Man knows how to roll an insult, pick-up-line, and partially-backhanded/partially-genuine compliment into one. 
Still too cocky to think he’ll lose the elections though. 
I swear i had other ideas about this but they won't come to me.
Also: no romance/jealousy scene is implied with Archibald. he's just some old guy politician who becomes a coworker.
also also: completely (?) unrelated but IMAGINE BEING PRESIDENT SOOT'S TAILOR. CAN YOU IMAGINE THE TENSION THAT COMES WITH STANDING BEHIND SOMEONE AS YOU LOOP A MEASURING TAPE AROUND THEIR WAIST---
anyway i am normal about this skrunkly./.,,,, elegeeant absastard.
god the sexual tension between wilbur soot and political opponents…….
the idea of tommy as his vp in this scenario seems to funny to me bc of the clips where tntduo would be havijg an intense discussion and tommy would just go. “ARE U GUYS KISSING” because he’d definitely do that
post debates, coming off stage, both a little sweaty and worked up from nerves, and wilbur’s just standing there looking too hot for his own good, so the reader picks something absolutely stupid to just fucking yell at him about, and they’re getting in each other’s faces, literally lips seconds apart, arguing in fancy political and business terms, and then tommy turns the corner. pauses.
“wilbuh can you stop MAKING OUT with the ENEMY”
also love the pro gamer move on readers part. thats actually a genuinely smart political show (until it becomes time to pass legislation but theres a reason they changed the law about who the VP ends up being (thanks hamilton))
also I HAVE THOUGHT ABT THAT MANY TIMES MAN OH MY GOD
he’s standing there, stressed and tired, and theres a lot of tension as you wrap your arms around him to measure his waist and in his exhaustion, he thinks you’re trying to hug him, and he just. fully leans into it, exhausted and wanting affection <3 and as his personal tailor, you will gladly do so and then help walk him to his room to make sure he sleeps well (and doesnt get any of his fancy clothes that you just made messed up ffs he loves gis gunpowder but that shit stain’s permanently!!!! hold on. my knowledge of gunpowder just gave me a separate idea but i dont have enough there to share yet so im going to ignore it BUT STILL)
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Hi again! 🥰 Here's the second part of the gossip 😂😅 
Ok so about the first movie I mentions the The Batman Vs Dracula (2005)... honestly it's probably not a scary movie at all😂 I just have a very vivid memory or watching it as a kid and being terrified of "scary" movies very since. It was on of those straight to DVD animated movies. There was to be an animated cartoon show called "The Batman" and I use to watch it ALL the time with the animated Justice Leagues. The movie was one of those like off set ones. Like you know how there was Tom and Jerry the show and then they had all the individual movies with separate plots that kinda ignore the other stuff! It was like that and since it was like a kids show movie they actually probably didn't show any violence at all I was just not a child who liked vampires😂 The actor who actually voices Batman in the show and movie is the same guy who narrated the Curious George show so that about how kid friendly it was😂 I mean it probably wasn't a bad movie it just scared me so bad and I've hated movies like it since🤣 it took me ages to watch like Vampire Diaries or like Grimm after😂
I'm gonna be honest too😂 I also only watch The Christian Bale Batman movie after starting Peaky Blinders and hearing Cillian was in it😂 Plus my dad already had it so I don't have to pay😂 It was actually a good movie though! I still need to see the other two in the series😂And it defiantly have to look up Anthropoid too maybe if you think it's good! English is my only language but if Cillian's in it I can probably just watch for him😂😂
And ohh yes! I'd defiantly recommend some of those other movies too! Most of them are Alfred Hitchcock movies and his stuff is good (or the thrillers are)! I was even thinking a while back if trying to include in of his works in a Peaky Story I was trying to right! Did you know the first film he directed came out in 1922 (Number 13) ! It's technically on the list of lost films but be still released a good number in the 20's and 30's😂 I wanted to get something where the reader is at the movies with Finn or Isiah and when they hear who the director is they won't stop making jokes about his last name😂  
I'll defiantly have to take a look at "The Medic" when I can too! I'm honestly not super use to reading the real person stories, I usually stick to the totally fictional character, but I'll definitely have to give it a try if you think it's good! I think I've read some of the other stories on the lists though and I remember liking them a lot!! So I'll have to look into it!
I think I may end up leaning towards Bonnie or Michael for the comedy blood dialogue story, but I still want to write for Ollie, even if it is Platonic I feel like he's appreciated😂 He's basically to Alfie what Lizzie is to Tommy and we know how hard Tommy made it😅 I can imagine Alfie being even harder to work for sometimes when he's pissed (Even if I do love the man!)
And yes! Omg! Michael changed so much even after the first two seasons 🥲 I can both understand why it happens but also I really liked like S2 early S3 Mike who wasn't totally power hungry and trying to be a mini Tommy! Even though we see bar again once I always wonder what happens to his Foster Family, or at least his Mother and Brother!  I think if there was an episode where Mike like ran into his little foster brother who's grown up now it could have been interesting! Like it could have been cool to see how that played out if his little brother showed up one day needing help because he didn't realise mike wanted to forget them (Maybe I have a new idea now😂) The first time I saw him in the pics and trailer of season six with the mustache was kinda shocking to me. Because then I saw the mustache all I could thing about was how it remind me of Inspector Campbell's (And Hitlers). And since considering what Campbell did to the family (esp. to Polly for Mike to get out of jail that one episode in S2😭) it made me draw a parallel. It was like proof he had turned in to one of his families worst enemies and that's when I knew who was gonna die🥲 Or like it was proof he had kinda of turned into what both his mothers never wanted him to be😭 And that just struck me with how much he had changed since the start! I think Finn's character was kind of how Polly wanted Michael to turn out (At leat the part where he wasn't made for the family business) but because of all the trama he had gone though and his own inabliltiy to share his feelings or be content with what he had he kinda went down😭 He really was an interesting character though and I really did like him in the very first seasons he was in! I really do wonder how he would have turned out if he had never left his foster family after first meeting the Shelby's.
It did make me laugh the other day though. I was trying to start Animal Kingdom b/c I wanted to see more stuff Finn Cole was in, and it seemed to me like it was like a Modern Day American Peaky Blinders almost😂 And then I found two more thing he was in (I'm still looking for more😂) and I read their synopsis. And it hit my mind that based of those 4 movies Finn Cole seems to enjoy playing Characters that start of as like the "innocent Farm Boy / Nice guy" types and slowly become more corrupted or end up becoming power hungry or the "darker bad boy running from the law" type😂 Also he seems to enjoy taking roles with characters in difunctional Families, and don't get my wrong he plays those characters very very well (like the empty stare he did as Mike sometimes was creepy!) but I kinda want find something with him in it where I don't have to prepare myself for someone to die or murder someone every few episodes 😂
And that you for your kind words about your inbox being open💕💕💕 They really make me smile!🥰🥰🥰 I may have to do the thing you mentioned with a side blog or another one! That's so nice of you❤️❤️ Your so great!!❤️ I feel a little bad every time you say it's open but I still kinda hide😂😭 My anxiety has been getting better tough! I'm hoping that soon I'll actually get back on and start interacting with my actually blog and stuff! 💕🥰
And it's ok about the music too! One of my friends ended up finding a hurricane playlist on Spotify and I didn't realize how many songs there were referencing hurricanes😂 Once the lights went out we played Uno in the dark with only a small lamp to see our cards😂 it was actually fun and a good distraction! We also played Cards against Humanity enrich went how you may expect it to go with a bunch of college students😂
And here is my end now!❤️ I hope you  are doing well and I can't wait to hear from you again! I enjoy our messages very much! Have a great Day or Night!❤️
Xoxo Gossip Girl🤫
Hello darling, I’m so sorry this took me ages to reply!
How have you been? 🥰
(I’ll add this to the ask box I left for you in my master list (at the end).
I don’t remember watching that movie at all…. But since you mention it’s not scary, I guess I will add it to my list then! (I’m a chicken when it comes to terror films lol) omg I can’t believe never heard of this cartoon! Maybe it wasn’t popular in my hometown? Oh but of course I know of Tom & Jerry! It was one of my favorites! Just like the animaniacs (is that correct?) I remember watching the last Tom & Jerry movie in like 2021? But I guess the different plots was a plan so you didn’t have to watch it in order… oh no! curious George? Guess I will have to google that one! Because it does t ring a bell, I used to watch more like Melissa explains it all and Sabrina 🤭🤭 hahah about vampires since you enjoy them, did you see Buffy? Interview with a vampire is a must then, I know I watched that one a looong time ago! You know just about two years ago I was able to watch that Halloween film (sorry I forgot the name) where Angelica Houston is a witch and she and other witches get together in a hotel and they all turn into horrible women and then put a spell on two kids who saw them and turn them into mice? It’s an ancient film but I haven’t found the “courage”to watch it until recently haha
Oh don’t worry dear, I didn’t know it was Cillian until later hahaha because he looked kind of different as Dr Crane huh? Yeah! I liked it too, whenever it’s on the tv I watch it again :) oh you should watch Anthropoid it’s one of my favorites! Everything about it is amazing, the story, the characters… incredible work! Tbh, there are some films I only watched for him too 🤭 like Trascendence or Anna haha…
Ohhh thanks for the recommendation! The name doesn’t sound familiar, but sometimes I’m so so distracted that I don’t pay enough attention so maybe I’ve watched some of his films without knowing (?) hahaha I think that’s a great idea for one of those lines that feels so natural and funny! It’s an unusual -and funny- last name.
It’s been so long but I guess we were talking about mrs murphy’s fics (?) don’t worry if you don’t read the real person stories though, it’s understandable:) there are loads of other stories -all amazing- to read, I’m trying to catch up in a few but it’s a never ending story hahaha
So have you written for Ollie? Well you definitely have a true point there with the Tommy-Lizzie comparison and I also think Allie is probably as hard as a Tommy to work with…
Michael was a good kid, but he got carried away and like you said he tried to become a mini-Tommy and that messed him up, who knew things would end up like they did ? Right? It’s one of those things we got stolen from the show,like his adoptive mother forgot about him? They never crossed paths again? (Why does this sounds like a plot for a fic? 😂), ugh the mustache was horrible! 😳 hmm I see what you mean there, haven’t thought about the resemblance between Michael and Campbell until you mentioned it! It’s sad the way his character turned out, all of that frustration and anger towards his own blood? He had a good life, but well… he’s gone 😂 . She practically raised Finn! Another sad story, the poor boy doesn’t feel like he belongs there… and made mistake after mistake.
Oh is it good? Never seen it, but I think I remember watching some advertising for it in some channel… hahaha how’s the search going? I don’t think I have seen anything else from his work, I just know Ada (Sophie Turner) did another series but it was canceled later. Hmm really? That sucks! The poor guy will get stuck into that kind of characters and the. It will be hard for him to get different roles 😂 or so I think… why do I think he has the type for a doctor in Greys Anatomy? 😂 like one of those interns you really dislike because he’s a total douche 🤭 let’s hope he gets another kind of role where he’s not the resentful guy 😁😁😁
I mean it! Every time you need to talk to someone, you know where to find me! And no, please don’t feel like that at least not with me 🥰 feel free to come as a anon, side blog whatever makes you feel comfortable and safe! I haven’t heard from you, so I hope everything has been good with you darling.
I know the hurricane was a long time ago, but I’m glad that you guys found a way to stay busy during that time (I love playing uno btw! Can go for hours 😆), that’s my go to game sometimes! Most of the board games to be honest, monopoly, uno, memory…
This is all for now, hope to hear from you soon! Don’t hurry though take your time or reply in parts, whatever works for you! I really wish (worry) about your anxiety as I know it hits like waves at times, so take care of yourself, sending you all my love as usual, would love to hear from you!
XoxoGg s🤫🤐
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☠ & ▼ for cclingy:)
headcanon ask game!
ohhh this one is fun
☠ - angry/violent headcanon
In terms of instances of violence that arent explicitly canon: Tubbo definitely beat the shit out of Sam in the rescuing Michael stream. Like within an inch of his life. Eret was the only one who managed to get him to stop and lock the guy in prison again. It was all very methodical, and Tubbo was silent the entire time. In terms of Tommy, I think he broke Eret's nose sometime after the betrayal but before the election arc.
Now in terms to how they view violence/anger: Tubbo has a list in his mind of safe people to get angry with. It's been present since he was a spy, and he's tried to scrub it from his mind and ignore it lately, but it's never really worked. The safe list are all the people who he can get angry where there's no risk of retaliation. The reason he forgave Techno for the festival but not Tommy for George's house is because Techno isn't on the safe list and Tommy is -- Techno is to be treated as a hostile threat who could retaliate at any minute, and although extreme caution should be taken in building defences against him, he's not someone Tubbo can actually speak his mind to. This same rule is slightly modified for violence -- be prepared for everyone to attack you, but never attack first or attack someone you think could beat you. So killing Aimsey, newby player? Fine. Beating the shit out of Sam? Fine, if you make sure to lock him up afterwards so he can't retaliate (and he doesn't have any friends anyway, so he'd be helpless against you if you really tried). Dream or Techno on the other hand? Avoid at all costs. You are super polite 100% innocent but, just in case they think youre weak, not just pacificistic, you remind them your nukes.
I don't know if I have any headcanons for Tommy on anger/violence exactly, because everything I like about it is pretty much canon. Sorry for the lack of content im a c!tubbo main for a reason lol.
▼ - childhood headcanon
Tommy kind of has a canon childhood, so the only thing I really have to note is that in the village he grew up in, people gave him food/shelter when things got too cold pretty regularly. he didnt have a lot of friends but adults felt bad for him. they figured out pretty quickly that he wouldnt accept food when offered but he would steal it if it was conviently left out. he still thinks he is a master thief who stole it with his ninja burglar skills and could do it again if pressed.
For Tubbo, honestly my backstory for him changes so often i'm not sure what I think anymore, but the basic gist of all of them is that he grew up poor/in an area with a lot of conflict and probably didnt have parents. in augustus evergreen i use what i call the aaron burr backstory, which was that he went to university at a super young age (like 14) but dropped out to join the dream smp and fight in a war. this is also where he met quackity. consistent theme for all of them though is that tubbo and tommy met in hypixel skyblock and then moved on to smpearth. you can rip those being canon from my cold dead hands.
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