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nobodynotbymitski · 3 months
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okay i just realised i havent annoyed the shit out of everyone regarding the new depeche mode music video so something has to be done about it. right now.
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arsonlookers · 7 days
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✧ MS. THERAPIST Yandere Childe! Idea ✧
slight suggestive please be warned.
Yandere Childe! who becomes obsessed in love with you because you are his therapist.
Yandere Childe! got sentenced to jail for the same actions of being a total creep and a yandere. sentenced for murder, stalking, attempting kidnapping, assault, stealing, and many more gruesome acts he did.
Yandere Childe! who was very stubborn and murderous after going to jail. yelling that he needs to protect Lumine [the victim of his Yandere acts] and lumine not even planning to time visiting him in jail [i mean who would?]
Yandere Childe! who stops eating and taking care of himself being dishearten by not seeing lumine for the past month and starts starving since then. losing the reasoning to keep living.
Yandere Childe! who meets reader [you] in his 2nd week of staying becomes his personal therapist since then.
Yandere Childe! tried to kill you because he dont want to see anybody except lumine.
Yandere Childe! Who nearly did murder you if not for your fast instinct and taekwondo training you got as a child, and knock him off the ground he was not able to get back up again.
Yandere Childe! becomes more interested in you after that incident keeps apologizing about what happened before and keeps asking you to fight him. To strangle him with your thigh again.
Yandere Childe! who keeps dreaming about the incident and just wants to be in that position again. in between your plush thigh. starts to be more and more interested in your life for some reason
Yandere Childe! who keeps checking you out every time you are there or its therapy session.
Yandere Childe! Who keeps asking you if you have a boyfriend or husband, if you do what they look like, what are their names, The more he is around you the more his questions become personal and creepy.
Yandere Childe! who for some reason starts to become healthy again, and starts to work out inside his jail. starts to show off his hard work abs and all, for some reason starts to become more and more touchy and just keeps asking you to be inside in a room again promising to not hurt you ever again.
Yandere Childe! who now shamelessly dirty talks to you and keeps talking about everything like I mean every thing in his life and how he was obsessed and why he did all of it.
Yandere Childe! who opens up everything where he hides the bodies how he disposes of them, his past trauma, how he got kidnapped, how he stalks and keeps a altar for lumine, E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G.
suggestive warning ahead!!!
Yandere Childe! who shamelessly starts thinking about you in sensual ways, like how he likes to feel your mouth and all around his body. and absolutely in his mouth.
yandere Childe! shamelessly masturbates in front of you or in his cell. like "ahhh~ uggg~ I ~ keep talking!- AHhhh~~mmmm~ your so cute~~ " behind his cell, he is doing all those unholy things
Yandere Childe! keeps asking you to either strip, about your underwear, join him, shamelessly dirty talks while he is pumping his member keeps his eyes on your body and never looks anywhere. just in you and in your eyes, he just keeps talking about "I want to fck you~ mminside that hole~ AHHHhhhh~mmmm~ look at me darling~ look at how you made me feel~ you are making me feel so~ so~ goooood~~ my cute~ sexy! therapist~~ "
Yandere Childe! Who knows that You can't just leave him and ask other therapists to be his doctor because he tells you how he will kill them even behind these bars. if he knows that you actually wanted to leave him [ oh honey he will kill even if it meant to also be the reason of his death]
Yandere Childe! begging for you to just stay with him, "I will be your good boy~ pleaseee~ agggh ~ ummpphh~ " while keeping his hands on his member
Yandere Childe! If you will truly leave him he will find ways to break out of these prison cells. and will search for you even if it means to go travel around the world to search for you.
Yandere Childe! who is rich by the way like he truly has the money. and actually bribes some of the guards in the prison without you knowing. just to keep an eye on you of course .
Yandere Childe! Who actually starts to call you pet names shamelessly like "darling" "baby" "slut" "savior" and many more all these other pet names of his are getting worst by the day.
Yandere Childe! who enjoys how you also slowly start to enjoy his company even if some of it is just absurb and questionable. He also enjoys how he somehow did get you to talk about your past a little bit.
Yandere Childe! who is in prison but actually got some information about you from the outside. he will not tell you that of course.
Yandere Childe! who now found an interesting and lovely woman to obsessed with, to love, to keep him forever and ever may she like it or not. Yandere Childe! who promises you that you will be stuck with him forever. Yandere Childe! who now found another will to live this life of his, found his true purpose, he who accepts that everything that is happening now is FATE that you two are FATED to be together.
Yandere Childe! who behind the cells can still do anything to his power to have you, to control you, to make you stay, to make you love him, your oh so LOVELY PATIENT.
"ms. therapist ~ I need your assistance!~ I feel so lonely would you care to join hmm~ to help me feel better~ help this lonely patient of yours~"
Yandere Childe! will love you forever .,.and actually has a shrine for you outside this prison in his house so yeahhh. hahahaha.
YANDERE CHILDE! who is MADLY in love with you .
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so please take care of this sick patient of yours ok? ms. therapist~
✧ahhhh!! my first Yandere writing I never imagined I would write it I'm not really that confident about this one I'm trying something new other than angst so yeahh thank u for reading just a random idea really if there are any grammar mistakes sorry about it. it might be quite messy but I just want to share and had this idea of being his therapist and will be forever stuck being his therapist for life. hehe anyways bye~ - ars onlookers
"ART IS NOT MINE" -from pinterest
♡♡Reblogs and likes are much appreciated!!♡♡
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wisyhana · 5 months
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Thoughts on the DOMA characters? (Dartz, Valon, Rafael, Amelda)
I have not watch Duel Monsters show at all. Like okay, I watched the few first two seasons when I was a kid and that's it. So I basically can't recall much of it.
BUT I had to do a commission of them so I googled and asked friends about them so I have a little glimpse of who they are so I'll give my humble (not really) opinion on them.
ejem.
Dartz
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I actually dont know him hahaha, he's the one who wants to summon a God or something? like the main villain? idk, but from a character design..... I think he's okay, honestly I think he suits better as a villain in 5ds than Duel Monsters hahaha
Valon
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The writers found out Jonou was an incredible character but decided to not fix him, instead created a character that looked kinda like him and made up a weird love triangle with Mai (yikes). I don't know man, again, I think a Jonou was enough, why add someone who's so similar to him? He looks like a 5ds character.
Rafael
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Oh, maaaaaaan. Okay, this guy I remember the most bc I found so incredibly absurd everything about them. From a yugioh manga bias- I mean enjoyer: He makes absolutely no sense. Don't take me wrong, he's fine. But for him to be able to defeat Yami only bc "he didn't care for his cards" is absolutely crap. Yami is one of the most overprotective dude specifically with his cards. Yami was the one who didnt want to sacrifice his Dark Magician and took all the damage to the point of almost losing, just to not injure his precious ace monster (in the battle against Arkana/Pandora). Like WHAT?! So a random dude comes and defeat him? Excuse me?? Naaa, man, I can be a Yami hater (which I think I'm not) but Yami shouldnt have lose against this dude. Na-ah. And again he looks like a 5ds character.
Amelda
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Ooooooh he's just fine. I can't recall his backstory. Did he want to kill Kaiba or some shit? well, who doesnt anyway. Kudos to him for trying. His design is * chef kiss * love his bra, his hair, he's so nonbinary coded. GOOD. GOOOOOD.
STILL HE LOOKS LIKE A 5DS CHARACTER JHASHJSHJSFD
Sorry if I didn't give any real thought but I try to not be so serious with characters I actually don't know ahshdhsa
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ratguy-nico · 6 months
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What are some of your favorite quotes from Bob’s Burgers? Can be a top five, can be from a specific character or episode, can be from the movie, anything you want!
I wasn't expecting you'll ask the little ol' me, my heart is overflowing with gratitude but I must say I'm not that good with quotes, I have terrible memory, so I put what I can remember, I dont know if they're my favs, but its what my brain can do:
"What if Goooood's name waaas Toooood?" Jimmy Jr in S7.E8 (this is actually my fav)
"We were gonna tell here on father's day Now we have nothing to do on father's day!" Louise in S2.E2 (no actually this's my fav, kidding that's why is second)
"And I'm not usually that good at picking up on vibes. Did you know Mom and Dad were a thing?" Gene in S2.E2
Mike: You're a girl? Gene: Yes Mike: Nah Gene: Yes Bob: He's not Mikey: He's not? Bob: No Gene: Tell that to my vagina! This three in S3.E3
"My life is more difficult than anyone else's on the planet And yes I'm including starving childrens. So don't ask" Gene, my drama queen in S3.E8
Gene: And home ownership? That must be disappointing too Bob: I wouldn't know about that Gene: Are you saying me we RENT? This shit kill me in S13.E7
Tina: Gayle could you please pass me the bread? Gayle: Sorry. I can't. Im too shy I relate, I feel attack, Gayle in S5.E13
Tammy: She's probably using A.I on him Jocelyn: Wait A.I. like "As if"? Tammy: Yeah. As if Jocelyn: Oh my God Zeke: You two are making me feel smart Love sassy Zeke in S7.E8
I could come up with a couple more but for now I let it here. Some of this needed some context, in my humble opinion so that's why some are a little bit longer.
Some of this are actually one's my favorite moments but not exactly quotable(?) I guess (like the Gene one)
Hope I answer correctly(?) I know I talk(write) a lot. An apology.
And thankiu again, feels nice to be included 🤗
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whumpshaped · 8 months
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are you religious? On account of all the recent bible posting. I'm not Christian myself but I have to hand it to them, the whole "eating Jesus's body and drinking his blood" is really cool
im actually not! well. idk. reading the bible and talking abt it rly makes me wanna be christian again.
tl;dr i am considering accepting jesus christ into my heart but i dont know if itll happen bc whenever i type or say anything slightly religious i cringe or make it into a joke. also sorry to any christian who finds my bible posting
i was raised catholic, went to church and bible study for 3 yrs, did my first communion, then dipped bc it was horrid. i was so so against being catholic u cannot imagine. i was against church, i was against begging some man in the sky for mercy, i was against their gay policy, i was against saying my pets had no soul- i was against absolutely everything except some bops in church
then i had my first big voluntary christian phase at 13-14 in which i drew more towards protestantism and attempted to read the bible cover to cover (i failed but theres a lot that i read.) i went to a lutheran hs for 2 yrs in seventh and eighth grade so that mightve influenced it tho i HATED monday morning worship at 7am and i cant believe its still happening even tho ppl routinely fainted and shit. bc u have to stand. the whole time
i also wanted to be a nun for a goooood while but turns out im just aroace and autistic (chastity and rigid rules sounds amazing to me huh)
so im 21 now and i started writing my angel demon story and i wanted to make heaven a cult like dystopia (and it turned into my own ranting at some points) and i wanted to give cassael actual bible-accurate problems. bible-accurate brainwashing lol it came to me because something i said abt them either on here or in rp made me remember that verse abt the yoke and stuff (my yoke is easy and my burden is light) and i was like wait i should read the bible and pick out the whumpiest worst most horrid most easy to misinterpret and turn horrible verses. so here i am.
but then i got rly rly into it. its remarkably easy to enjoy the story when im not reading the 1908 károli translation and spending all my spoons untangling the wording. and the thing is, i was always spiritual yknow. thats why i bounced so much between faiths and beliefs. ive followed the law of assumption stuff for a year or so now, i had genuine results from it- honestly everything i believed in has yielded good results for me always. whether it be christianity or paganism or loa. when i read the bible i DO feel loved even thru the incredible amount of horrid shit god does lol i felt loved at 13 and i feel loved now. so idk. im withholding judgement until i finish reading it but honestly nobody be surprised if i go back to my christian bs before the semester starts
oh thats another thing. im miserable lmao so not very hard for god to swoop in and be like hey do u wanna talk abt ur lord and saviour. me.
but im not rly gonna change in any way even if i do decide that tho, i think. my policy is already "be kind do good leave others alone". i dont think im gonna get preachy on here or anything. i mean has anyone seen much vegan posting from me? so i think im good
so . yea. sorry it turned into such a long post
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liamsunshine · 1 year
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Hello I’m live blogging Niall on The Voice s23 so enjoy the ride, the one or 2 people that will see this 🤍🧡
The actual very first thing u see is a sign that says One Direction <- in the direction Niall & Chance go and I think that’s very cute of them 🙃
Niall and Blake are already being cute w each other in the first blind, I can tell I’m going to adore whatever their relationship is about to become. Adam who?
HIS ACCENT HAS GOTTEN SO THICK AGAIN I LOVE HIM SO MUCH JFC
Niall, raising a finger with a shit-eating sweet smile after Kelly tries to sell: “I’ve been in a group! 😃😃😃”
Blake and Niall giving us 1d crumbs ok ok ok <3 (:
“Old head young shoulders, Kelly.” Im so fucking in love w him shut up niall pls god
Niall fits in so well with all the other judges and his sense of humor is so perfect for The Voice… like this show has done well bc it brings in judges and contestants that are very down to earth and balanced and genuinely good… that’s all Niall baby
Not Niall but wow I was crying over that sweet guy and his wife
“Blakey-boy” IM CHEWING THE COUCH
“I kept saying NIall, NIall.” “He musta been saying my name wrong.” pfffffttt
Niall’s Blake impression. NIALL’S BLAKE IMPRESSION. NIALL TELL ME YOU’VE BINGE WATCHED THE VOICE WITHOUT TELLING ME
WHAT DID I SAY:
- “This is my son. My son is…” *brings Niall in for a hug* “You’re good you know that?”
(Kelly: “We should celebrate, like there should be some form of tequila”)
- “Come on son, let’s go get ‘em.”
- “Let’s go dad.”
WHERE IS THE GIANT BRIGHT SCREEN WITH NIALL’S FACE AND WHY ARENT THEY SHOWING IT
Kala is so talented and SO up Niall’s ally… OH MY GOD NIALL YOU LITTLE SHIT I LOVE HIM HE WAS PLANNING THAT SO WELL
AJD THE WINK!!!!! Hehsidjdjhddhehbd
Did he just fall in love like actually? I’ve never seen Niall look like that omg
Oh Niall the hoodie… why did he go grey lmao
Kelly calls him “Ireland”????? Omfg
HE’S SCHEMING LOL “ I just want to go grab a guitar and write a song with you.” Oh my god???? That’s a proposal in Niall-speak????????? Kala u r living my dream
His Blake voice wow oh my god… it’s making me feel things. his giggle… i feel like it’s 2012 and im 1d blogging over graining interviews
“Where’s my lawyer?!” tell me u cant hear him say it and tell me u dont know what it reminds u of :)
STOP GUYS THEY PLAYED “PERFECT” AS HIS BG SONG WHEN THE CONTESTANT CHOSE HIM 🥺🥺🥺 IS THAT ALLOWED????? 😭😭😭😭
The actual scheming that went into that church boy who??
“I can’t fight One Direction.” Kelly ur so right.
Blake is proud of his son 😩❤️
Hand kiss???? Holy shit Adam ACTUALLY move over it took you seasons to get a neck kiss from Blake… w the pace that Niall’s moving they’ll be hooking up by the summer
SCREAMING IT WAS JIMMY FALLON goooood he’s my favorite night time host!!! And he’s so talented!!!!! Even w his impression singing he was good lol. I was hoping it would be Adam but this was great <3
Anyway that was my reaction and I’m even more in love w him I can’t stand it. Can’t wait for next week for more 1d crumbs. And for Adam to appear. And for Blake and Niall to get matching bracelets. It’s gonna be great.
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narancias-headband · 2 years
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I feel like people might not like or at least put Abba in the background because he's not much of an approachable person, he have this intimidating aura and a bitch resting face that would at first scare you away from him, we also see that he's not very friendly with people he dont know or know too little. Although all of this I firmly believe that Abba is actually a very good person with a golden heart but broken, he judges himself of being a bad person for what have happened in the past, he became to be an alcoholic at certain point and maybe that broke him even more, bc maybe for him in the mindset he was, he would see himself becoming what he fought against in his policeman days. Abbachio is actually a sweet soul who has been exposed to the worst of life and craves for someone to see in him what even he doesn't anymore, that he is a good person and that he does deserve love, that he wants to hold and be held by somebody.
Moody blues kinda show us that part of him, if we search the meaning of the color which moody is mostly made off (lilac) we find that it represents innocence, youthfulness, spirituality, and tranquility; all things that Abba "lost" throughout his journey, but again, I firmly believe that he didn't lost any of this traits but more like locked away somewhere from everyone including him and it's waiting for a person to find it, cherish and show it again to him.
I could spend all day talking ab Abba bc honestly I relate so much to him (and fugo) is not even fair. But yeah Abba deserves love and more recognition!!
Oh absolutely! To all of this!
Abbacchio comes off as so cold and scary, but it's just cuz he's scared and sad. I think that's why I love him so much too?? Like. He just needs a big hug man. Stop bottling that shit up. I love writing like. Secretly soft Abbacchio content lmao.
Love the color analysis on Moody Blues that's so goooood. I never would of thought of that but yessss. Especially since its main ability is to look to the past. Moody Blues is a little sad when you think about it, though... A man so full of regret gets a stand that can only look to the past and not change a thing. Like he wants to see the past.
I just. I love him. I want to hold him and love him and I wanna be on his good side so he takes care of me. And I'm so glad that everyone here seems to agree and is filling my askbox up with him.
And uhhh. As a person who also relates to Fugo... You okay honey? 💚 This is only half a joke
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twentythousandvolts · 2 years
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why tf is there hardly any freedom in this art class likeeee i get it etc etc i understand knowing realism if ur gonna be a professional artist is important but have you considered. i want to draw in my actual art style so i can turn in things that actually look goooood i dont wanna draw a realistic skeleton i wanna draw funny little guys in cool poses i wanna draw things i am proud of ......
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faorism · 2 years
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somehow @darkfinch your undercover eliot au made my brain jump a couple of beats and now im like. fast and the furious au aka we drop the leverage crew into what camp looks like if designed for straight men. (characters and the relationships from the saga dont perfectly align, but! they serve as a reference. and sorry im ot3 obsessed so this touches on that even tho your au finch doesnt mention ships.)
eliot is not a narc but instead moreau's top dog in what is a very dynamic criminal enterprise. moreau wants to expand his operation from los angeles to the bay area, and has sent his lieutenant to look into the competition and what business prospects look like. he aims him at one of the major players' known fronts, a bar named mcrorys owned by a guy named nate ford. eliot will have to send updates to chapman, who will be put in charge of the expansion because even though eliot is higher ranked and trusted enough to give moreau the clearest analysis of the bay's situation, moreau wants eliot close and secure and his, so! eliot has to lay the groundwork for fucking chapman.
at mcrorys, eliot orders a burger like a NORMAL FUCKING PERSON and its god fucking awful, and he complains at his server, a handsome af chatty dude who is curious about this beauty bruiser of a man who showed up in a suped up challenger. hardison flirts teases that if eliot thinks he could do better, hardison was gonna talk a break for a late lunch and wouldnt mind being fed well for once. eliot takes him up on the challenge and goes to the back where parker (the gorgeous, the fuck is everyone a model around here cook who is also the bartender) is moping because the big boss has her and hardison to cover the pub during slow hours to "keep them humble." she's suspicious of eliot but! eats the food he makes for her too. its soooo good and ugh, why doesn't nate hire real cooks instead of having them there. at this, eliot is like... oh shit you know ford? i had business with him, parts to sell.
and thus, eliot inadvertently gets his "in" with nates crew.
from this meet-cute, plot unravels and eliot learns the inner workings of the crew's leadership as he picks up hours at mcrorys as a cook.
what he reports back to moreau (via fucking chapman) is this: nate is head of the crew, but after losing his kid to crossfire gone wrong, he drinks too much to drive even a hot wheel. hes the planner and the numbers guy, but the face/driver of the organization for the past few years is now parker. shes the best driver the bay may have ever seen and her name is whispered like the demigod we know she is, even by their rivals. she is very suspicious of eliot not for any particular reason, but because shes protective of her family and how easy this stranger fits in worries her (they are just... so alike and she knows how hard it was for her to join in, why is it so easy for eliot).
her boyfriend hardison, however, is so trusting (too trusting) and even if at first he and eliot play at irritation (or feel it, actually) theres a quick friendship budding that further rubs parker the wrong way. hardison is too important to let drive because he is the man behind the tech and motors of their operation: he just knows how to make a car purr before pouncing on the nitro.
he works closely with sophie, nates... wife? girlfriend? years long eye fuck partner? eliot also doesnt quite know what to name her role because she's a chameleon. she has got an eye for aesthetics so she gives hardison instructions for car detailing, but also she does orders and somehow gets huge discounts, but then she turns around and sells at a huge profit. she also races and she's goooood.
as eliot establishes himself into the crew, and as (against parker's suggestion) he joins their thievery, what eliot reports back becomes this: nates crew may be pulling a lot of attention because of their success in the races and because they do their elaborate heists... they really arent moreaus competition. they dont push drugs or sex work or guns. they are big time for their field of car shit but small time for everything else. theres the triads you really have to worry about. and the cops out here are dirty: the commissioner blackpoole, in particular, is an asshole. this crew doesnt even kill anyone wtf. they are basically a bunch of conmen and grifters. not serious players.
chapman accuses eliot of "going native." eliot tells him to go fuck himself. moreau decides to trust eliots judgment.
plot plot plot and also racing and also eliot earning the trust and companionship of everyone, even parker. but basically, moreau eventually sends some people in (including chapman) to start interfering with shit, once eliot reports on a score against the triads nates crew is looking into thst is very very tempting indeed. eliot finds out and realizes this big heist (big enough to require nate on scene) is going to go really fucking bad with the interference. so he tells hardison, the only one of the main crew left behind to coordinate shit and... god, hardison is crushed but they have his family to save.
eliot's warning and hardison's assistance means the difference between life and death for nate, sophie, parker, and the few others they got helping them (quinn? peggy? hurley? and do harry and bre make an appearance somewhere? idk). particularly nate eliot saves, because chapman and two guys had cornered nate and was gonna shoot but eliot kills them first.
and here... now everyone knows what eliot is and who. and... nate yells at him and hardison (now) cam be pissed and sophie knew he was lying but not Like This and parker... parker (who tore her ACL but could have fucking lost a leg) is the softest with him, and each person's reaction just tears eliot apart. but yet. but yet they offer him a place. a refuge. but he's moreau's man. a loyal dog. and moreau is already recalling eliot, saying they need to regroup after this unfortunate (but acceptable) loss and try again later. and what eliot doesnt report to them is that if he doesnt go back, moreau will send everyone in after him. (its safer, better... this way. this family was never his.)
and so they let him go. they have to. and eliot cant even look at hardison and parker, who he... they... had something. they did. or could have had something. maybe. at the end. but... he leaves. he has to. for them, and for nate and sophie, and for the whole crew.
and well, nates crew was small time before, yes, in comparison to moreaus operation. but as the screen fades to black, they look at each other and go yeah, apparently, we gotta go big because we have an eliot to steal (back).
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littlx-songbxrd · 3 years
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ok so my curiosity finally got the better of me and i listened to eight by sleeping at last and now i’m cRyING and i DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS BUT ITS SO GOOOOOD and totally gives me alastair vibes and now i’m wondering why you didn’t like force me to listen to it before because this is exactly what was missing from my life and now i’ve listened to it like five times on repeat and imma go do it again—
and yeah i will never doubt your music taste ever bc this song is just *chefs kiss*
ok have a good day <3
I dont think you understand how HAPPY THIS MAKES ME OMG
FIRST I'VE BEEN CRYING OVER THING SONG FOR ALMOST A YEAR AND THEN I REALIZED THIS WAS ALASTAIR AND CRIED MORE-
Whats it gonna be love are we crying because "I want to break these bones 'till there better, I wanna break them right, and feel alive, you were wrong you were wrong you were wrong my healing. Needed more than time" or "Im standing ground, Im falling apart, and all I want is to trust you. Show me how to let my sword down, for longing how to let you through"
This song is actual poetry and it HURTS AND IM GLAD YOU LIKED IT
The entire ennegram album is poetry, after crying over eight I do recomend listening to five
ARTIE I SWEAR THATS THE MOST CHRISTOPHER SONG I'VE EVER HEARD-
Give it a listen
Let me know what you think
Anyways this song is beautiful, im glad you liked it, and Im gLad You TrusT My MusiC TastE JJAJAJ
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dontbesoweirdkira · 4 years
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Hello I’m back again 💜 and i would like to request headcanons for present mic ☺️😁 where his wife wants to have a baby
A/n: Hey boo! Thanks for requesting and i am so so sorry this took so long, I had a lot of work and stuff >.
-BRo hE iS ReAdYYY
-So I feel kids is something that hizashi always wanted, you know? He reminds me of one of those hip dads with the little girl who is in soccer and like all of her friends has a crush on him high key.
-Anyways, He has always wanted one….or two...or ten...but he hasn’t brought it up even after marriage because well he doesn't want it to seem forced upon you.
-He understands there is a lot of pressure on you being a wife already and he does not want to stress you out since kids are a lot of responsibility.
-Maybe one day you and Yamada was at a Cafe, and there was this little boy and girl. The cutest things ever, and you are so distracted waving at them and making them laugh by doing silly faces and stuff.  You are in such baby fever that when you turn back to Hizashi, you just blurt out..
-”HeY sO whY Don’T We HaVe a bAbY oR TwO??”
-He’s just like “ok.”
-Until it hits him like “OHHH oH oKAY yeAh i  WAnT tHAT sO bAD yYES yeAH leT s lIke dO THat WHen wE gET hOME???”
-He has tears in his eyes??
-Aand you’re like “rEALlY OKaY yeS OKAY cOol hAhA cAN wE gO homE nOW...LikE i WanT iT nOW.”
-Haha before you did any of the do, you guys really sat down and discussed if this is something you guys actually actually want.
-He was so shook to hear that it was also your dream to have a lot of kids like he’s just in astonishment.
-:0
-”wHy dIdnT yOu tElL mE eArLiER y/N???!?!?!”
-”i DonT KnOW….I shOUld bE aSkING yOu thAT.”
-”WeLl i’M namINg oNE HizAshI jr.”
-”lmfaoooO no. It’s little Y/N or i’m not having it.”
-”.....Fine Y/N...wILl bE iTs mIDdLe nAme hAHhAHa”
-”daMn it.”
-You guys are like racing to the stores buying a bunch of unnecessary baby stuff
-”Hey babe? Do you think this baby bottle in the shape of a dinosaur would come in handy??”
-At literally every hardware store trying to get stuff for the baby’s room. LiKe i MeAN evEry stOrE okAy. You guys spent a whole day from 6am to 9pm just shopping and looking for the perfect stuff for yalls child.
-”Sir, do you have a color that is kind of blue but not really but is kinda pink but not really?? We don’t know the gender of our baby yet so..”
-oh LOrd, i'm so sorry to any of the workers who have a shift when you two come in
-”yeah a pacifier bUt it cAN douBbLE aS a head pillow,”
-”uMM clOSE but cAn thE criB bE jusT a tinY bit biggEr??,” “Maybe california king sized….?”
-yeah the workers had to go on a break after you guys passed through, haha you guys are so chaotic.
-Decorating the room is so fun.
-Paint wars, just flinging the brush at each other after getting bored of painting the walls
-struggling setting up the ikea furniture
-”HIZASHI YOU DUMB ASS IT LITERALLY SAYS TO- OH JUST LET ME DO IT”
-”oKAY thAT iS a bIt haRdEr thNAn i ThOUghT…”
-”OH, whO is ThE duMB DumB nOW??”
-WHen you actually get pregnant and get deeper into the months he is 100% holding your hand.
-got weird out of the ordinary cravings?? My boy is right there in the kitchen making it and delivering it right to your bed
-He holds back your hair when your feeling morning sickness
-Plays soothing music to help you sleep when cramps and contractions are really kicking your ass. He will hold you close and let you squeeze his hand to help.
-”It’s alright honey. Just hold onto me, the pain will be over soon.”
-Even on your worst days when you are looking like literal death and you smell like barf n’ musk, he’s still hyping you up and give you kisses
-”DAMMMNNN BABYYYY LOOOKING ALLL GOOOOOD OOO WEEE MY  SEXY WIFEEE!”
-”...Yamada look like trash what are you say-”
“NO NO NO MY BABY YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL! Isn’t that right Hizashi Jr.?? he said yeah!”
-Don’t worry he will make sure you get a bath. A nice steaming shower, he’s helping washing your body and hair. Ah that’s the best
-He’s always talking to your belly or kissing it.
-”Hey my lovely child, you better ease up on mamma or she might just pull out all her hair haha. I love you and I can't wait to see you.”
-cRiEs 
-He seems to cry more than you i swear. He’s just so freaking happy to see you safe, carrying his child. His life just seems so complete.
-”Y/N, I love you, no matter what happens with this baby. Remember i’ll always be here supporting you.
-All in all, he would be so happy about you wanting a baby. He loves you and support you and being the chaotic duo you are, trust me it’s a whole expirence haha! Don’t worry it’ll be worth it int the end
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1-800-i-ship-it · 3 years
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rose-coloured goggles: what’s one risk you took that ended up being completely worth it? | grin: what was the last thing that made you smile - really smile? | cookies: chocolate chip or blueberry?
thanks for the ask resiot! 
 im answering rose-coloured goggles last and out of order bc i rambled way too much xD
grin: does this count? also when i saw this ask and a) noted that u asked it almost immediately after i rb-ed and b) saw you asked this question i did grin too hehe :D 
cookies: that is such a hard question xD i think im going with chocolate chip bc i could eat that stuff for days on end haha its so goooood dammit i want a cookie now 
have a virtual cookie too resiot 🍪(lactose-free) 
rose-coloured goggles: uhh hmmm putting myself out there for a series of social events at a club at my uni that i wasnt sure if i should commit to but i was like well why not make some new friends and though zoom speed dating was  pretty daunting and my heart was pounding throughout the awkward social interactions, it was worth it cause i did get to meet some new people and get a  “big” plus a “sib”! it wasn’t rushing or anything close to that level of commitment (that stuff is scary ahaha) but it was like a big/little event just for the club, and even though i felt like i embarassed myself a lot (rip)  im glad i did it and stepped out of my comfort zone; also i realize i still dont really have a “completely worth it moment” yet so heres another story if u wanna hear more rambling:
idk if this counts as a risk, but i was about to go to a travel swim meet (6th grade i think?) and my friend literally just told me that she wasnt going after she promised me she would and she was the only friend i had who i knew was going so naturally i was like omg ahhhh like who am i going to hang out with?? how to social?? and then i didnt want to go anymore bc i was too scared but its not like i could back out bc my parents already paid for it plus i already signed up for events and my coach was expecting me to be there, so i went. 
the morning of, my mom was dropping me off at the bus but i didnt have anyone to sit with and i was too scared to ask anyone so my mom was like, hey that girl looks like she’s alone, want to ask her to sit with you? and lemme tell u my little heart was pounding so hard bc even tho im shy now i was a lot shyer before so i was like omg what if she says no what if she says no what if she judges me and! she said yes! and we hung out together at the meet sometimes (i was still too shy so uh i turned down her offers of me joining her and other ppl bc those were,,,fast swimmers and i was intimidated so i just played games on a tablet i was actually able to borrow for once on a trip bc my parents knew my friend ditched me and i didnt know anyone OTL)  
fast forward like 1 year later we’re in the same swim group (also we went to the same middle + high school), and we become super close friends! still are to this day, and i am super glad i met her <3
...haha thanks for reading through all that 😅also i hope u enjoyed the drunk squirrel if u clicked on the link hehe
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plainvanillapotato · 4 years
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the 100 diaries S2 E11
 quarantine diaries: may 30 2020
season 2 episode 11: “Coup de Grace”
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON.  BELLAMY??! WOAH what did they put down bellamy’s throat
they really took Monty my favorite character. keep fucking hell man.
When maya tells you act fine when you’re not fine. Cue the Katy perry audio
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I’m also going to note that i never thought that jasper the boy that was speared on day one would out live finn. but here we are.
that looks like dirty water. youre not supposed to drink pond water Abby.
octavia. Damn ok. But for some reason i just don’t find this character development to be that realistic. Like one minute she’s this damsel constantly in distress and now she’s supposed to be this badass warrior???
who are these mountain men? Jason borne?
only bellamy could look this good in tighty whities
that girl spit in my bois face. No.
yes jasper. confront dante. woah that escalted quickly. that sword tho. woah grandpas got them moves. jasper did a single tear wow the acting skills.
im on indras side on this one. Kill him. Kill him now.
im sorry but lets get back to the fact that the mountain men looked at prettyboy bellamy and said harvest. i think the real plot hole is that the mountain people think that bellamy is just for harvesting?! this is how i know the writers of the 100 are testing me because i know my boy is too fine to just harvest for blood.
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soooooooooooo the writers are telling me that the mountain people looked this guy:
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THIS GUY
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AND THEY SAID HARVEST??
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not to mention they did so while he was shirtless. and im just appalled by the utter disrespect
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Honest to god waht?! some say too hot to handle i say too hot to harvest.
i swear this is the biggest plot hole i have ever seen in my life
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i get that the sorting process is not a beauty pageant and that the only other option is the cerberus thing that would only lead him to become a reaper. but no one can look at bellamy and just think that hes only good as a human blood bag. abolutely not
wow they really had maya find bellamy. fine maya fine. i didnt like you at first but here you are moving up
“what so special about him but hes dead” i found this comical for some reason and idk why.
this fight with bellamy and the guard is really brutal....mark me down for both scared and horny
wow they just a radiation free zone so fast. thats a little convient too for me.
Kane trying to comfort Abby about Clarke...abby and kane. ship??
bellamy playing a guard again?? Ok full circle.
Maya said ‘I’m in’.....maya and bellamy. Ship??? She be like ‘jasper who? Bellamy is the sky person for me!!’
lovejoy how ironic
now bellamy just looks like a skater in that hat. who did costuming? literally the boy looks like sean malto!!!
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‘I’ll come back for you”...bellamy and the grounder girl? Ship?
jasper coming to save monty!!! i was so worried!! that hug. the bromance is very much alive!!
dante said watch me bitch to dr. Tsing. Dante really being an unexpected ally. I really though he was going to be a bad guy. Bitch had me fooled
hey abby dont think about it too much. Think about it more like nature coming to claim the weak.
So this elevator scene. I cant believed that really worked. But i guess maya is just that trustworth. Little do these mountain men know
Ofc the son becomes the usurper
yes clarke. kill him. Kill him now. Make him pay for Monty.
This would have been a good time to bring up your father Clarke. Like you could have been remember mom when you killed dad and when you sent me to die on earth. 👀
Bellamy is giving zuko vibes with that black eye
ofc its lovejoys son. ofc....that’s rough buddy
monty and jasper taking on the parental roles. I Stan.
you tell her raven. But also what clarkes job??? honestly!!! what is it??
ofc its clarke is the one to pick up on bellamy. “mayas with you?” is clarke jealous?? jk
im mean not getting killed is a big deal bellamy. the odds are against you.
what is this music?? it is not setting the right vibez
cage is reminding me of steve carell in the office. best boss mug. that mug cut was goooood. it was so clean. My favorite transition so far. But also Monty handing Harper that mug while holding her hand....ship???
yes clarke take matters into your own hands. she said fuck you mom. she said “you main be the chancellor but im in charge” (36:40) clarke has BIG DICK ENERGY. Jaha who clarke is the real moses. let our people go she said. But tbh I don’t trust clarke.
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6 hours?! I would die.
why did the clarke say “if bellamy dies, we all die” with a smile. like she is literally smiling . what was the vibe the director trying to go for here?
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alloveroliver · 4 years
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Thank you @spottyjugs for the tag!
Song challenge 🎵 🎶 🤩
Rules: Answer 7 questions and tag 7 peeps
1. Name a song which is your current favorite.
Electric love - BORNS
Literally canNOT stop listening to it.
2. Name a song you know every word to.
I mean, most of them lol. Off the top of my head I've been singing "Come to Brazil" - by Why dont we.
3. Name a song that makes you sad.
Oof. UHHH I don't listen to music that kills my vibe. But if im in my feels I like to listen to
Something for Nothing- by Rationale (GOOOOOD SONG FOR FEELS!!!! V GOOD!)
4. Name a song that makes you wanna dance around.
So many 😅 most of my playlist lol
Recently its a couple
Mi Gente - J Balvin and Willy William feat. Beyonce
R.I.P - Sofia Reyes
Electric Feel - MGMT
And just any bop. Dancing is good to raise your mood ☺💞
5. Name a song that you don't really like much.
Uhhh 🤔 I actually super hate oldies. Like any 80s, 70s, 60s ect. music for some reason. I'm not sure where the distain came from lmfao. I usually like remakes of the old songs so I'm guessing its just the old type of music or instruments they used that I'm not fond of. Also mega hate country and, again, I have no clue why.
6. Name a song you will never stop playing.
"Infinity" and "Moondust" by Jaymes Young.
7. Name a song you are tired of listening to.
Erm. I do get tired of songs on my playlist when the fantasy has been played out enough but if I wait an few months I will give it a fresh new listen and love it all over again lol
Tag 7:
@pseudofaux @tanzen-neko @thewitchofbooks @asprettyasarose @cleverlittlevixen @littlelady-blackwell @tadokorojin
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huntsman-ash · 3 years
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RWBY V8 Livethought Stream: Episode 1
And as I have done for the last couple of seasons, here is my live thoughts as I watch the episode. Spoilers below, of course, for RWBY Volume 8, Episode 1: Divide.
First shot we get is of Cinder cleaning a floor. Dammit, and I was hoping she was secretly a whore in Mistral. Ehh.
Convinent that the Grimm Whale has LANDING PADS on its side. Quite a few of them actually. Do Grimm launch from them like VTOL attack craft?
Neo and Cinder are flying a new as of yet un-named vehicle. Im going to call this one the Remora cause it kinda looks like one.
Im getting massive Leviathan vibes from this whale. Wont lie. Mixed with a bit of Hive influence from Destiny.
Neos look of confusion and fear is at the same time both amusing and adorable. Also, she has no shirt over her bellybutton, which I find slightly amusing.
Salems throne has some kind of link to somethign else in the Whale, there’s no other reason for it to have that glowing power bank on the back. Also it seems to be made of bone, as is most of the rest of the interior. So...presumably, Salem shaped this entire thing like a bonesinger.
Salem still got the titties out uniform AND I STILL HATE THAT HER VOICE IS JEN TAYLOR!
Salems got Grimm bone arm bracers. Interesting..
LAMP
Neo is literally saving this entire episode for me with her silent adorable sass.
And Tyrian with the ABSOLUTE FIRE. Also hey hes back, guess he got up here somehow.
Note on the throne Room; all the doors we see are connected to Salem’s throne via those glowing lines, which seem to curve and go elsewhere. I think this is the Whale’s nerve center. And it looks like its on the back if the huge bone in the reare near the teeth is its spine.
And Neos like “hey wait I didnt sign up for this”
Correction; its not a door, its a MOUTH. Wall mouth.
ANNNNDD new designs for everyone on the evil team. HAVEL BE BEAR BRO. TOTAL GAY ENERGY. It looks like he tore the sleeves of a nice dress shirt and just BELTED it in place. And Merc looks like a fucking GOPNICK, HA! What the fuck does he have hanging from his right leg though. 
Yeah, knew it. She touches the throne and the whale responds. Its her command seat, literally.
And Salem putting that bitch IN HER PLACE. You do it queen.
And now to the bottom of the hole under Atlas. THIS. THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS IMAGINED MANTLE TO LOOK LIKE. VINDIFUCINGCATION AFTER FUCKING 6 YEARS!
Old dudes and faunus. Interesting. OLD DUDE FAUNUS WITH LIKE GIANT FUCKING MOLE CLAWS, DAMN.
Fuckin scramble the moment RWBY shows up. Man that was fast, I was hoping Oscar would be lost for a bit longer.
I still cannot believe how THIN the wall defending Atlas is. ITS LIKE TWO FEET THICK AT THE MOST! A METAL BARRIER WITH CONCRETE SUPPORTS! WHAT THE FUCK ATLAS
And Mantle proper slowly decends into what I have always seen it as. Good.
And May takes out a drone with her weapon like a chad. Nice. I guess Atlas doesnt keep track of their drones...wouldnt shock me
Ahhh resistance headquarters inside an old bar. The Huntress’s moving personnel...nice.
Oscars like “no dont touch me” and then “oh wait, titties, oh yeah...” Poor confused farmboi
OH MY GOD. VODKA IS CANON IN RWBY! HOLY SHIT YES!
Huh. Who’s the eyepatch chick with the cute faunus on the wall there. Interesting.
May Marigold; no nonsense. Good
“Largets Grimm Horde ever seen”. Okay, sure. Doesnt seem that big to me honestly.
Interesting. Ammunition cases on Remnant are nearly identical to ours, down to the large rectangular lockingn flap on one end.
Hmm. Casualties, judging by the watch and dropped material. No surprise. The weak get eaten in this world.
Also hey, faunus Futaba
Oh wonderful, no free-launch for the stadium. BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT RIGHT?
Also, Stilltskin on the wall there. Some kind of whiskey
Main Atlesian Military Compound. Prepping myself for a MASSIVE dissapointment...
“Operations room”. Well, I guess it fits, but I would ASSUME its more accurately called a command and control center, or possibly command information center, depending. We’ll see soon enough.
Salems out in open war? Good. Time to break out the fuckin heavies people.
NGL this whole scene feels really oddly hamfisted. Its...strange. Doesnt feel like its flowing naturally.
Noras got a point but like, bruh, its Remnant. No ones got fucking militiares. You sat on your fucking hands for 80 Y EARS AND THIS IS HOW IT SHAKES OUT FOR YOU
And there’s a difference between division emotionally and splitting up to handle two objectives. Ruby, please stop being a civilian for 20 seconds and THINK
Cute, Penny’s gone full maiden depressed. First thoughts; self sacrifice.  Good idea. But make it more brutal, Penny. Make it a frontal assault that will make that bitch BEG for the end she cannot have. You have lasers, you have maiden powers, hit that whore with an alpha strike that will make Nicolas Kerensky wince!
Goooood. Pennys going for Atlas. CUT THEM TO RIBBONS POLENDIA!
Two teams, two days. Two seperate stories and things get messy.
IRONWOOD LITERALLY CALLS PENNY ON THE PHONE ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS.
Remnant is doomed. Lol, jumped a head a little bit buddy? Get out for a little bit mate. See some of the other kingdoms, check how they’re doing.
Atlas has defenses? Sure they do. Something tells me we’re not seeing that...
And guilttrip. Wooooooo not impressed.
Awww Marrow sadboi.
Actually the aces all look sand OH BECAUSE ITS CLOVER. WHY IS HE THERE? ARE THEY-OH DONT YOU FUCKING DARE RT. DONT YOU FUCKING DARE BRING HIM BACK.  FUCK YOU IF YOU DO. HE SERVED HIS FUCKING PURPOSE AND NOW HES DEAD, LEAVE HIM FUCKING BE!
ALSO HES FUCKING DUMB AND USELESS AND WE NEED HARE TO LEAD THE ACES NOW OKAY? We need someone willing to draw blood, not a showboat
Hare’s commentary is mine. Angry snort indeed.
Winters there too, looks like shes still beat to shit. Annnd there’s Ironwoods new arm.
Adorable specialist is adorable. Huh. Wonder if I can use her for something.
Medical brace for Winter...odd. Did she suffer burns or something? A stimm sleeve like in Gears?
Blah blah giant Grimm force blah blah okay yeah whatever
Atlas has hardlight shields. Okay, good. But we know how useful those are against proper attacks...You got anything else? Missiles? AA batteries? SOMETHING?
Seriously its a giant flying army, fill the fucking sky you morons!
Oh look its the two useless members of Atlas’s council.
YEAH! FUCK YEAH! THATS WHAT I WANNA SEE! GET HIS ASS IRONWOOD! FUCK YEAH! NOW SHOOT THE OTHER BITCH TOO! MAKE IT CLEAR THEYVE SERVED THEIR PURPOSE!
That POSTURE. THE CASUALNESS! THE PROPER FIRING STANCE! UGH ITS SO GOOD!
Wish we coulda seen the dude get smashed though. Damn ratings. I wanna know what a bullet does to a person in this universe.
Hare’s face here was the perfect ending to the situation. Confusion, wonder...acceptance. Exactly.
Same with Winter actually.
Huh. Wonder who Salems talking to.
And now for the new opening...
Everythings going to shit, shocker. Nic ecallbacks to other stuff. Oh great does Salem have WINGS now?
This last part reminds me of the trailer for Halo Wars 2
Wonder if the shadow under Crescent Rose at the end means anything.
Annnndddd thats it for this episode! See you all next week!
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i took you to the building called tumblr.//com and now we're just being chaotic <3 ya ok lets hold hands cmon let me hold your hand let me love you love you love you *insert chinese words i was never able to discern fr the song because i'm a failure as a native chinese speaker* and HEY i got to know you pretty vaguely too but ummm my favourite water bottle cracked and spilled water all over my friend and we just stared at each other laughed and filmed the whole thing -secret santa
hi!! I know I've been dead these few days but oMG YOU PLAY GENSHIN I SIMP FOR ZHONGLI SO BAD OH MY GOOOOOD (i dont play though HAAAHAHAH) -secret Santa
ohhhh nice, love that, love that. THE LAST THING, is it something that actually happened, or did that happened to us while we had this date? jsdkfjkgjdkg
ACTUALLY, I’ve been dead these days as well, so no worries. I mean, I still had to respond to the first ask u send ajfhfjgj. I'm sorry. It's a lot right now, and well, I am driving home for christmassss today while having to finish an assignment for uni. so it's a bit stressful right now. :DD (I am dying inside, but haha yeah) 
I dooooooo! But why aren’t you playing it, huh??? what's the deal? do it, I wanna add you as a friend so we can play together in the future. 😤 I am still trying to roll his character since my luck hasn’t been with me these days. But I got Razor if you know who that is, and I'm playing him as my main right now. I am falling in love with this Lil wolf boy. eh. 🥺😔💗
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