#and out of alcohol

[prettyfuul]

Sophia Loren pouring champagne in NYC, 1963 - the photographer is unknown

#sophia loren #alcohol #photographed #night out

[bpdfox]

My brain is in shambles I just want some fucking Domino's pizza

#i speak #i feel so awful today #not to mention im broke #and out of alcohol

[justshipsandstuff]

The old boys club

#don’t worry Senshi prepared a proper meal before this it’s not just alcohol and sweets #Mithrun is the unexpected comedian of the group #I may do this for the girlies too I want them to hang out #delicious in dungeon #mithrun #senshi #chilchuck tims #chilchuck #dungeon meshi #senshi delicious in dungeon #mithrun of the house of kerensil #my art

[syoddeye]

Lightly edited. 600 words. CW: alcohol, possessive behavior, implied stalking

You stopped sharing location with John Price.

He's a busy man. Too busy for you lately, it seems. The usual tricks, the old reliables, no longer seem to capture his attention anymore. You wonder if there's someone else.

You do it after he texts you yet another short, unapologetic message. He's working late tonight. Don't wait up.

You won't.

It's been ages since you indulged in a favorite pastime: reading at the bar. A habit of yours since school. You dress up for your own enjoyment, pluck the book that's sat on top of your to-read pile for months, and find a spot at the bar of your old haunt. Cocktail in hand, you lose yourself in the story.

Three drinks later, a hand settles on the counter beside your glass, connected to a thick arm testing the thickness of a denim jacket. A voice made rough with smoke curls in your ear and sends a shiver down your spine.

Should've checked here first. You were just sayin' you missed this place.

Heat you want to believe that's only from the liquor creeps up your chest and claws at your throat.

Woulda been easier to find you if you hadn't, you know.

You're embarrassed when you think back to when John first convinced you to enable the feature. You didn't share that information with anyone, and the idea of someone watching you felt gross. It took quite a bit of cajoling for him to persuade you, going on and on about how he only wants what is best for you, to keep you safe. Knowing where you are at all times is part and parcel of a relationship with him.

He's smiling. There's warmth in his features, the upturned corner of his mouth, and the slight scrunch of his nose, but his eyes are matte. Dull even in the dim light of the bar. He's fuming.

John sits beside you and drapes an arm over the back of your seat. He waves down the barkeep with the other. You finally find your words, humiliated that the first thing you think to say is an apology, and that you two can go back to yours. He shushes you. 

No, love, go ahead. Finish your chapter. Mind if I borrow your phone? Used up the battery on mine, you see.

You've never seen his phone below 60%, but you fork it over anyway, and he gestures for you to return to your book. You re-read the same paragraph a dozen times before giving up. He sips his drink, unhurried, catching your eye and giving a wink before he slides the device back to you.

There. All better.

There's a new icon on your home screen. It's unfamiliar, and when you reflexively tap it, it asks for a passcode. Your mouth dries.

Can't have you making more impulsive decisions like that, eh? 

The arm slung over the stool migrates to your shoulders, and his hand gently clamps over the nape of your neck, thumb swiping over the skin.

I haven't been giving you the attention you deserve lately, have I. S'pose that's why you pulled a little stunt like this. Wanted me to come hunt you down, find you sitting pretty at a bar, hm?

He laughs when you stutter and try to defend your decision but glowers when you quietly comment you were worried someone else was keeping his attention.

If you're finished reading, think we'll spend the night at mine, sweetheart. Show you you're the only one for me.

#captain john price #captain price #john price #john price cod #price x gn reader #captain john price x reader #captain john price x you #price x you #captain price x you #captain price x reader #cod price x reader #price x reader #john price x reader #john price x you #x reader #x gn reader #the brain rot won out #cw stalking #cw possessiveness #cw alcohol

[hellsrings-radio-synz-777]

Alastor lore pt3

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #alastor #mimzy #man out here pounding whiskey #Al is a recovering alcoholic

[sun-marie]

Been replaying ME1 and I got slammed hard with Anderson/Shepard father/daughter feels 🥺

#alcohol tw #I don't have all the details banged out bc I don't know all of ME's lore #but I like to envision after Vanessa's parents were killed she went to the Alliance at the tender age of 16 #That's where she met Anderson #and seeing how alone she was he made it his mission to look out for her 🥺 #mass effect #mass effect trilogy #vanessa shepard #femshep #female shepard #my art #sun-marie art #artists on tumblr #digital art #fan art #fanart #digital artist #small artist

[frownyalfred]

Alcohol tips for newbie writers (or non drinkers!):

At bars, people who order “chasers” after their shots are ordering something to wash down the taste of their shot with. This can be juice, soda, more alcohol, or even pickle juice

Hard liquor is generally sold in stores as shots (tiny bottles), fifths, liters, and handles or in ml (50, 100, 200 etc)

Most people can’t finish an entire fifth of hard liquor (vodka, etc) on their own without being very ill

Conversely, many people can finish an entire bottle of wine on their own without being ill

Liquor can be “bottom shelf” or “rail” or “well” -- all synonyms for the cheapest version of alcohol a bartender has. Bars generally keep several “levels” of alcohol stocked

You order a drink with the alcohol first, then the mix -- e.g., a “vodka soda” or a “Tito’s and tonic”

When you “close out a tab”, you pay for all of the drinks you’ve had that night. Either the bartender already has your card (you “opened a tab” earlier) or it was quiet enough that they just kept an eye on you and tallied your bill up at the end

“Doubles” are drinks or shots with double the standard pour of alcohol

In the US, most shots (pours) are 1.5 oz by default. 

Mixed drinks (gin and tonic, vodka lemonade, cosmos, etc) are generally made up of 1-2 shots and a mixer 

If you don’t specify which type of alcohol you’d like in a mixed drink (vodka cranberry, for example) the bartender will put whatever the “house” liquor is -- and this depends entirely on the establishment. A dive bar will pour rail by default, whereas a nicer tavern might make all vodka cranberries with Tito’s

PLEASE TIP YOUR BARTENDERS THEY WILL REMEMBER YOU I PROMISE

#especially if you throw up #please tip the hell out of your bartenders they have amazing memories #tips #writing tips #writing #fic #fic tips #fic ideas #alcohol #tw: alcohol #cw: alcohol #fandom #tips for newbie writers #or people who don't drink #but want to write about a bar scene #these are just some points I think are handy #and aren't really taught anywhere #they're just sort of learned along the way #am I missing anything? #add to this

[lgbtlunaverse]

I think it's really funny that out of 3zun the one that probably likes drinking alcohol the most is in fact Lan Xichen.

Nie Mingjue canonically doesn't like drinking very much. Qinghe alcohol is probably effective for use as paint stripper so he might have a decent tolerance, he just doesn't enjoy it.

Jin Guangyao has likely deliberately worked up the exact tolerance he needs to drink a socially appropiate amount of alcohol at events without actully getting drunk, because I think the act of not being of sound mind in public is like a horror movie to him.

But Lan Xichen. Lan Xichen invented a whole new cultivation trick just to bypass his family's "one sip and we pass the fuck out" piss poor tolerance gene so he can drink as much alcohol as he wants. This man wants to go get white girl drunk with his sworn brothers so bad and neither of them are into it please pray for him.

#mdzs #3zun #lan xichen #meng yao #jin guangyao #nie mingjue #mdzs headcanons #edit: as notes pointed out the burning alcohol trick is cql only (though it rings true for his character alltogether) #which i guess means this warrants a show tag #cql #the untamed

[turtledotjpeg]

#kurapika is an internet menace and cannot be allowed near anything with a comments section #hxh #hunter x hunter #kurapika #senritsu #melody hxh #leorio paladiknight #(the going outside part is obligatory the drinking is not lol) #[sonic the hedgehog psa voice] please consume alcohol responsibly #i don't think kurapika would accept alcohol regardless but let's say he's at least [hxh legal drinking age] years old in this #so that he doesn't get kicked out of karaoke #i also half-headcanon that melody stopped drinking after the sonata incident But at the same time #her and leorio as drinking buddies would be so fun

[cheatsylu]

I saw your request thing at the bottom of your Hyrule and Wild drawing! Could you also draw Wars and Twilight being silly? I feel like they should get the chance to be idiots together

Who supplied them with the famous xxx beverage? I want a word with you

#linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu #lu warriors #lu twilight #yeah no i dont know what i was going for here #y'see i dont sketch these out and whatever happens happens #with this 1 i accidentally drew 2 ears on wars #and i was like 'oh yeah i know what'll be perfect' #you requested silly ya got silly! #thanks for the request anon c: #cw alcohol #just in case #doodle

[ricky-mortis]

Some pose practice with my favorite spy

#ignore the bottom one #I had a weird horizontal space on the bottom that I didn’t know how to fill #so that was what I chose to do #I am fully aware I could’ve cropped it out #but it’s too late for that #I love him though #I just realized I’ve been doing a lot of very static poses recently #something I def need to get better at #and thus #practice #agent curt mega #Curt mega #spies are forever #tin can bros #tw: guns #tw: alcohol #tw: banana #my art #:)

[cherubytes]

decided to check out the tvtropes page for ultrakill and saw it had a drinking game section

#alcohol poisoning speedrun any% #gabriel #ultrakill #ramblings #id included #just putting this here bc i almost spit out my water #edit: this was trapped in my queue for like 2 months and i completely forgot it existed 💀💀

[firestorm09890]

Penny stardewvalley makes me so sad because she's SO sensitive to, like, basically everything you tell her (telling her that you can't stand children while two children are nearby is a pretty lousy move but -1500 friendship?? being a jerk to other characters' faces typically loses you about 50 points, and if you choose the option labeled "creepy" and ask Leah for a kiss in her 2 heart event she physically hits you and kicks you out of her house but that's only -100 friendship…) and so if you want to befriend her it's a whole lot of lying and tiptoeing around her feelings (2 hearts: George was right but saying that makes her feel bad. 6 hearts: her food sucks but even if you try to be polite about it she feels like a failure; only a bald-faced lie pleases her. 8 hearts: saying you don't want to be tied down with a family loses you a little bit of friendship and she's only happy if you say you want kids) and I can't help but think she's a product of her environment. She lives in a trailer with only her mother, who gets drunk every night and has something of a temper. Penny's like a skittish rescue animal who won’t even come out from hiding under something unless you leave her lots of treats

#stardew valley #penny sdv #I didn't mention the SECOND opportunity to lose 1500 friendship with her #because I think if you go out of your way to date her and then tell her that you don't like her that way then you deserve it #but yeah she's super volatile #i was upset for a little bit after reading that one post saying the ‘right’ answer in the 2 heart event is ableist #like nooooo not my favorite farming game :( #except that in the context of several other things in the game it becomes clear that winning someone over #does not always mean doing the right thing #looking directly at how the easiest way to befriend shane and pam is by enabling their alcoholism #which is framed as a harmful thing even if the characters themselves like it #you have to lie to befriend other characters too like with sam dropping his egg #and you can lose a little friendship based on preferences like sebastian asking about what books you like #though to be fair if i saw someone who could potentially be cool and i found out that what they like was stuff im not into id also #lose interest a little #anyway those are all examples spread around on different characters #penny's got it all at once #me post

[shrimperini]

❕ cw alcohol intoxication ❕

hi chelley fans. decided to do a part 2 of the party comic because im so incredibly normal about them❤️ also im weak for the drunk flirting trope so fjsicisjfjdjf

part 1 here!

#my art #portal 2 #chelley #chell x wheatley #wheatley x chell #chell #human wheatley #wheatley #arthur #calvin #craig #rick #angus #portal human au #this was originally much shorter but ​i get carried away #as always #tw intoxication #tw alcohol #cw intoxication #cw alcohol #clingy wheatley thoughts……………. #or clingy drunkley if you will #shout out to the chelley server for intensifying my chelley brainrot 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 #portal au

[icys-junkyard]

have a blasphemous new year everybody :)

Ingo very vaguely recalls typical Unovan New Year’s social drinking traditions. Doesn’t realize Hisuian alcohol is stronger than what he may have expected in the future. Fails to apply religious filters.

#submas #pokemon ingo #subway boss ingo #warden ingo #pokemon irida #pokemon adaman #pokemon legends arceus #pla #a WONDERFUL speech ingo! bravo! #gaeric seems like a tactile kinda drunk. drape an arm on ya. slap your back jovially. etc etc. #i needed an excuse for ingo to suggest blasphemy. hed usually be conscious enough to not say such things out loud im sure #new years drinks gave me the excuse i needed #(no clue how a drunk ingo would actually talk #but im sure some people would find it hilarious if mr-excessive-paragraphs suddenly became far less articulate) #eye contact #drinking #alcohol #icys drawings and doodles

[ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously]

Part 2. This time its the Tokyo Five (As I named them) Headcanons in the reblog tags appreciated

#haibara is baby i love him so much omg #also hes a light weight #two beers and he's down #remember the headcanon i had about gojo not beeing able to drink alcohol? #bottom right is what happens if he decides to drink #suguru with the bass is SO HOT OMG #and shopping cart stealing is mandatori for the sashisu trio #kidnapping haibara is a plus #also shoko or geto just casually pulling a pack of cigarettes out of their pocket and the condom coming with #yeah thats canon #the satosho hug makes my knees weak #and the sashisu kisses I CANNOT GET ENOUGH #more artists need to draw them kissing each other #pls i just wanna share my brainrot #nanami eating bread cuz its his fav food! #so many more headcanons feel free to dm me if you wanna hear more about my rotted brain farts #sashisu #satosho #satosho weekend #satoshoko #sugusho #satosugu #stsg #shoko ieiri #satoru gojo #geto suguru #haibara yu #nanami kento #jjk #jujutsu kaisen