#arguing like a married couple

[karihighman]

LITERALLY SHUT UP THEY ARE THE CUTEST

He’s so happy for her too omggggg 🫠😊 and then they’re arguing like a married couple I can’t even 😂😂 Brendon really messed up with his comments LOL. But they’re fun!!

course see I’m also wondering if Laura buying a house means her and Mark can be more settled?? Idk…

#the rookie feds #brensen #brendon acres #laura stensen #sneak peek #buying a house #the rookie feds 1x19 #it’s adorable #they’re adorable #arguing like a married couple #Laura’s face kills me #she said 🤨 #grumpy x sunshine #Brendon’s so happy for her #supportive partner #we love to see it #kevin zegers #britt robertson #they’re my faves #arm touch #I am living here until further notice #statlas mention maybe??

[jess-21990]

Welp atleast Kevin & MC have being a married couple down packed!

And To Hayden & Sieg,

I know why ya got thoes shocked faces....cause ur seeing a glimpse into ur own damn futures when ya get married xD lmfao

#voltage inc #voltage otome #voltage games #be my princess 2 #sieg lieben #hayden a spencer #kevin alford #Arguing like a married couple #Cause their married

[devilspastorson]

ooo, the girls are fighting

#star trek #jim kirk #spock #spirk #video #look at them serving cvnt and arguing like an old married couple

[pessimistic-gh0st]

Sirius: Fine. But if Minnie kills us all, I'm going to get James' ghost to teach my ghost how to play the drums just so that I can annoy the hell out of your ghost

Remus: I'll just hire Regulus' ghost to kick your ghost's ass

Regulus: My ghost won't associate with your ghost

#james would 100% play the drums #and remus and sirius always argue like an old married couple #wolfstar my beloved <3 #remus and regulus' friendship is so important to me #remus would absolutely try to get regulus involved in every joke and prank the marauders are going to do but regulus wouldn't be having it #incorrect marauders quotes #the marauders #marauders #six of crows #my ghost won't associate with your ghost #wolfstar #jegulus #james and sirius #remus and regulus #wesper #kaz and jesper #soc #marauders era #kanej #sirius black #james potter #remus lupin #regulus black #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #not my usual content #but oh well

[ickypuppi3]

# king of the rat (as)s (factory)

#two teenage boys can be so old married couple when they put their minds to it #i like to think this is how they argue #Sometimes anyway #i like to think that anyone who overhears just pauses sighs n then walks away #billy hargrove #harringrove #ickyposts

[sophsun1]

#britin #queer as folk #cinematv #filmtvcentral #userthing #smallscreensource #userrlaura #usernuria #mlmsource #otpsource #usergay #filmtvtoday #lgbtedit #dailyflicks #userstream #usersource #tvarchive #look at them so sickeningly domestic arguing like an old married couple #i wish we got more glimpses into their everyday mundane life #also the trick in this scene looking like an older ethan and foreshadowing that painful era is sending me #justin marking his territory lmao ilhsm #<3

[meep-meep-richie]

2 tickets for Oppenheimer? No Barbie, Ed!

#i love it when they argue like a married couple #they would definitely fight over this #nygmobblepot #riddlebird #riddler gotham #penguin gotham #gotham #save gotham #oswald x edward #oswald cobblepot #edward nygma #dc fandom #barbie #oppenheimer #barbenheimer #cory michael smith #robin lord taylor #penguin x riddler

[bittersnsweetz]

thinking about how the narumitsu dynamic hinges quite completely on the mutual trust phoenix and miles develop and share, and how trust is the thing that gets them through SO many trials and tribulations (reference intended), it gets them through everything significant from the start; miles working with phoenix for the first time in turnabout samurai, phoenix having complete faith in miles during the dl-6 debacle, having that trust shattered so completely when miles leaves, miles pretty much thrusting his services onto phoenix so that they can rescue maya in farewell, my turnabout without a second thought - their journey together is based around trust and faith that the other will BE there to help no matter what. and thinking about how contrarily, krisnix hinges on the complete absence of said trust. they really are on completely separate ends of the healthy dynamic spectrum huh? many thoughts.

#narumitsu #ace attorney #krisnix #miles and phoenix argue with each other but in a /lh married couple way #kristoph and phoenix argue with each other much less in comparison but dont let that fool you #the lack of banter only serves to prove just how little chemistry they have #like if miles went god youre stupid to phoenix hed get all goo-goo eyed and go yeah but you love me for it #but if kristoph said it w/ full condescending sincerity phoenix would be like mhm right ok yeah whatever and thatd be the end of it

[hamletshoeratio]

"I want x spinoff, I want a book about y"

I want to meet the woman who had not one but TWO kids with Hermes. Two kids so close in age and are so alike people just assume that they're twins, two kids who are chaos personified, who singlehandedly run the camp shop, who are in charge of the biggest cabin at camp and look after their equally chaotic gremlin siblings plus every unclaimed kid at camp like Lou Ellen a daughter of Hecate and another being of chaos who learnt it all from them, and who take every opportunity to fuck shit up, to prank their camp mates or to steal shit. Their last name, which they get from their mama? Stoll by the way. Neither child notices the pun.

I want to meet Mama Stoll, who saw the chaos, who saw the bullshit Hermes brought into her life the first go around and said tonight's the night let's do it again. She is either the world's greatest cat burglar who enticed the god of Thieves or the messenger god was enchanted by the best god dam delivery woman on the planet. There's no in-between. It was just a bonus that her surname was the perfect pun. Her and Hermes laugh about it. In my head, it's all canon. Regardless, she unleashed two agents of unlimited chaos onto an unsuspecting world, and I love her for it. I take my hat off to her, I kneel before her.

Oh, and the oldest kid, Travis? He's dating a girl called Katie, who is the daughter of Demeter. Her last name? Gardner. Fucking Gardner. She has a sister called Miranda Gardiner, by the way. Mama Stoll finds it hilarious. Her sons still don't get the pun, but at least she gets on with her future daughter in law like a house on fire.

#pjo spoilers #pjo #hermes pjo #percy jackson and the olympians spoilers #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #travis stoll #connor stoll #the stoll brothers #katie gardner #miranda gardiner #tratie #travis x katie #katie is at college and dating travis in new rome you may argue to the wall #theyre canon to me #do not cite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written etc #riordanverse #but like they're perfect they're head counsellors together they have forced proximity slight enemies to lovers thing going on #he makes her laugh & have fun she relaxes him they bicker like an old married couple he lifts her up & spins her around just because he can #and because he likes holding her she pretends to hate it but she can't rub the smile off her face... they're canon to me ok #mama stoll #mrs stoll

[wannaliveattheholidayinn]

this may be an unpopular opinion, but i personally think that jeff and britta should've gotten married back in season 3 and just dealt with the consequences of that action for the rest of the show

#is that tropey? yes. would they very likely just get divorced? yes. do i care? NO #give me jeffbritta arguing about cohabitation. britta has cats jeff has to learn to live with bc it's cheaper to live together. #give me domestic moments the two of them share ABSOLUTELY IGNORING that this is a Thing married couples do #give me them slowly realizing they LIKE being married to each other #britta still talks about the institution of marriage being a scam and misogynistic and annie's like "you're married?!?!' #and britta's like 'yes and...?' #basically it's slowburn jeffbritta but they're already married and refuse to get divorced because they like the tax benefits #community #community nbc #jeff winger #britta perry #jeffbritta #redstreet

[qingxin-flower-tea]

haitham, arguing with kaveh: you know, they call you the light of Kshahrewar, light of my life more like-

kaveh: what

haitham: what

#arguing married couple fr #genshin textposts #shitpost #kaveh #alhaitham #kavetham #haikaveh #edit: STOP giving this post notes the little blue dot is my mortal enemy and it must die #this is terribly ooc why do you people like this

[moodyjazzyblues]

alright so i was watching the new brandon farris video and when i heard thhis i immediately had to make this animatic shitpost type deal.

link to original under cut

#mk1 #mortal kombat 1 #johnny cage #mk1 2023 #fanart #johnshi #johnshi shitpost #kencage #theyre so silly i love them so much #i just wanna squish them like bugs #or light them on fire with a magnifying glass #the sillies #theyre such an argue like an old married couple couple #just a bit of banter!! #Youtube

[imthursdaysyme]

Sleepover shenanigans

#drawing #steve harrington #stranger things #robin buckley #stobin #they were in her room arguing like old married couple #listen steve just doesn’t understand how she can’t do it bc he thinks she can do anything #he said what tf do you mean you don’t have abs and rob was like bestie I don’t work out they aren’t strong I’m a limo noodle #and he was like well girl get on that I don’t want you to die bc you didn’t keep your body healthy istg your worse than Henderson #and she was like HEY I do plenty of things such as ride my bike and he said ok then why are your thighs the size of my forearm #and he keeps yelling at her to use her core and she’s screaming at him that she’s trying #and he’s holding her leg #but we’ll rob flails and her heel whacked him in the eye so he feel back #hit the wall thought he was dead #dropped rob to the ground and shes cursing like an d man that had to get up from his chair #and she’s like why’d you drop me and he doesn’t respond so she looks over #and my man is out for the count with another black eye #she thinks she killed him and worries that after years of demogorgons and Russians the thing that kills Steve Harrington is #Robs sharp ass heel #she pushes him under the bed and covers him with blankets and then goes to sleep #except he wakes up at like 2am and she screams worse than when she saw a ud creature for the 1st time and whacks him back down and BAM #he is out again and now Robin is freaking out more bc omg she killed her platonic soulmate and he came back to life only for her to kill him #AGAIN #she wonders if she can be tried for double manslaughter on one man but how would they know? then rob realized she can’t testify bc #she’ll tell everything if she gets up on the stand and she won’t just be sentenced for life she’ll be sentence for TWO lives #but then she’s like omg I deserve two life sentences to honor Steve even though he wouldn’t be in jail she just assumes he goes with her #even her own prison sentence for his murder #the next time Steve wakes up he inches out and flips on her to tame her flailing limbs and she starts crying saying #I killed you twice but my love for you is so strong it brought you back a third time and steve is like you knocked me out shithead you didnt #murder me Jesus Christ and she’s like how do you k ow and he’s like omg how do I know

[aaltilis]

[In a battle with Charles]

GP: Stay calm, you already have everything you need to win.

Max: Like what? The power of believe in myself?

GP: No, like the fastest car on the grid!

GP: FFS Max, just overtake him!

#based on christian comment about gp and max argued like married couple #but guess who is actually couple lol #max verstappen #charles leclerc #lestappen #gianpiero lambiase #formula 1 #f1 #f1 incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #ferrari #red bull racing #incorrect f1 quotes

[cazssserole]

New Headcanon: they got married as a truce to keep the planet X secret away from everyone AHAHHAHAHAHAH HEELP ME. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I also would like to think they got to know each other through planet X then THEY BOTH EJECTED THEM[planet X]AWAY FROM EVERYONE

"I gave you love, and this is how you repay me?"

ARHHH my silly brain

#solarballs #solarballs fandom #GOING INSANE THEY ARGUED LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE THERE #AGAIN #I cannot believe this!!!! Gay planets!!! #Their conversation was literally those 90s scenes with the accent and everything #come to think of it we never heard them have an audible conversation in a really long time #their accents clash against each other's so #so affectionately #they should kiss #jupiturn

[shortbreadly]

unhappy campers once again proves m+m are a superior couple

#i liked how it didn’t shy away from showing them having a disagreement #like just because they’re a happily married couple doesn’t mine they don’t argue #and vice versa #helluva boss #helluva boss spoilers #helluva boss unhappy campers #helluva boss season two #helluva boss moxxie #helluva boss millie #helluva boss moxmil #helluva boss m+m