#baby baby bab

[hailsatanacab]

A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

#dpxdc #batpham #i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e #immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner? #and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot #after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section' #danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along #my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom #and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan #(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's) #so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets #dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.' #tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!' #dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again' #tim: scandalised gasp #they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny #duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints? #tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone #everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him #damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills? #how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!' #damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but #2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers #(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager) #on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!! #uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha #spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha #anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun #i wanna make these slides so bad

[lilbatbrats]

My boyfriend tried to get me into superheroes

Now I torture him by reminding him that batman is a dad and experiences emotions besides vengeance

#batman #batfam #dc fanart #dick grayson #tim drake #damian wayne #jason todd #stephanie brown #duke thomas #cassandra cain #i didnt realize i forgot babs until it was done :( #hard to keep track of batman's millions of little babies :) #my art

[potatodotpng]

He angy

#danny phantom #digital art gif #fanart #smol bab #hate how the gif looks bad until u click it >:[ #i was thinking a scenerio where danny gets captured in an interrogation room as a smol baby man #maybe after appearing and whopping a villains ass #during a staredown danny gets fustrated and starts banging his paws on the metal table

[plusie]

#plushie #cute #agere #age dreaming #age regression #agedre #system little #little #stuffie #stuffed animal #bear #teddy bear #pink #purple #clown #beanie baby #build a bear #bab

[milkbreadandtadpoles]

stsg x angel

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snippet: measly 0.5k of an insight into my poly!stsg brain. reader is neutral!

warnings: stsg it it's own warning. suggestive language, suggestive dom/sub behavior and dynamics. reader being a pouty angel ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ✩‧₊ also, proabably poorly edited

author's note: dawg i just had some inspo and had to put thoughts to paper. and i must share! please enjoy my brain rot, my little clan of followers and those who will be searching in these tags.

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“Would you suck the strap?”

“It’s seven thirty in the morning, Satoru. Please don’t start right now.”

“But I’m serious!”

“Shut up, Suguru is still sleeping.”

“I’m not.”

You palm your face, glaring at Satoru through your fingers, “You woke him up.”

“I doubt me talking about your sexual tendencies woke up the household princess.”

“Can you just flip the pancakes?”

“Oh, you’re making pancakes?” Suguru murmurs, gruff and syrupy. His hair is haphazard, yet silky and smooth. The frizzled strands frame his angular, gaunt face. It’s too cold for there to be color in his face, kissed by late moonlight instead.

“Yes, like the mother hen I am.”

Suguru has a sleepy, languid smile on his face when he watches you roll your eyes. You’re in the prettiest pajama set- cozy and warm and accentuated, eyes still riddled with sleep, head of hair a little out of place. But the light flooding the kitchen makes your cheeks glow.

“We don’t need a mother hen in the house.”

“Oh, please,” Satoru snorts, waving around a spatula with chunks of gooey batter threatening to splash against the back of the kitchen wall, “‘Toru, please make me some breakfast. Toru, I’ll give you a kiss if you-“

“I didn’t say that.” You bark, brows furrowing. Placing your hands on your hips, you frown.

Satoru beams. “You might as well have- it was with your eyes.”

“My eyes?” There’s a pout on your face when Suguru has the audacity to smile. “They were half closed when I walked into the kitchen this morning-“

“They wouldn’t have been if you drank the tea I made you-“

“I did drink it.”

“Oh?” Satoru’s lips quirk, satisfaction apparent in his shrewd smile. “You’re such a good pet for listening.”

Your cheeks burst into flames, mortification further trailing into the deep lining of your gut when the little, white haired freak has the audacity to coo. Suguru holds a hand up, and both of you quiet. Submission is a small word compared to what authority he can pull from the two of you.

“It’s seven thirty in the morning, Satoru.”

And you smile, looking at the man who might as well have hung the moon and stars and sun himself. Shit, he might as well be the sun. The gravitational pull of the planet of you and Satoru that make it bearable living together.

That shatters briefly when he murmurs slyly to Satoru as he flips a partly burnt pancake, “Give it at least an hour or two before you start making her look like that.”

“Suguru.” You whine and he smiles the type of smile that melts your insides.

Huffing a breath, he tells you about going to get ready, to be good before he leaves the kitchen- abandoning you and Satoru in a vice like silence. There’s a pout on your face, laboriously crawling onto the kitchen counter to swing your sock-covered feet while the devious little shit continues to stack up pancakes as though there were four more of you in the house.

But they have an insatiable appetite, so it's a comment you hold with a bite of your tongue.

#thank you to the babs i follow who post this #you've inspired me! #i think i wanna make a tiny like small little series who knows! #lol i love posting all my little ideas #it's my baby diary #anyway #jjk x reader #jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen #satosugu #satosugo #satosugo smut #satosugu x reader #gojo satoru x reader #geto suguru x reader #my works

[boobaloof]

Guess who just had their first barfight in The Claim 🌟 (It's not Erend)

From this thing that is going around

#I missed my babies #horizon forbidden west #hfw #aloy #erend #ereloy #hfw aloy #hfw erend #erend vanguardsman #barbie #bab-art #THE CLAIM #big hopes #horizon #horizon fanart

[msvartzy]

AU bab-wachowski’s time!, when ever it’s bed time Maddie has to put up all her little tornadoes to bed! So she starts a little game called bear attack! Chasing them to their room, if one of them got caught they get a big mama bear hug!

#sonic fandom #baby wachowski #AU bab-wachowskis #my art #sonic the hedgehog #tails wachowski #knuckles wachowski #maddie wachowski #tom wachowski #funkyscribblyblog #sketch #!!!!! <3

[seabeck]

All Baby Reno wanted was my undivided attention.

#baby Reno #paella #kylo hen #snowball #I think might be babs #my pets

[thecruellestmonth]

HISTORY MADE: Bruce Wayne Says "I Love You" to Jason Todd for the first time EVER

It is an historic occasion! In Batman (2016) #138 by writer Chip Zdarsky, Bruce Wayne says "I love you" to his son Jason Todd for the first time in forty (40) years of comics publication. In fact, Bruce says it not just once, but two (2) whole times!

This is also the first time that any of Jason's oddly long series of parents has been depicted saying "I love you" to him.

We do so love an involved parent who openly communicates his feelings about his child. Truly, nobody can shatter expectations like BATMAN!

Now every time someone says "I love you" to Jason, we all can look back at this milestone moment. A first only happens once, and this is now and forever Bruce's first "I love you" to Jason in comics history.

#Jason Todd #Bruce and Jason #Batfamily #Batman 138 #Batman comics #Batdad #Zdarsky #Bruce Wayne critical #Gotham War #family drama CW #Batman 138 spoilers #UGH my babies I love them so much!! <3 <3 #I know Starfire says ILY to Dick and so do his parents in flashbacks. And now Babs etc. #Jack Drake said it to Tim. #Steph and Tim say it to each other. #Crystal Brown also says it to Steph right?? #And then Cass says it to Steph in the best issue of the latest Batgirls series. #I don't think anyone has officially said it to Cass yet?? Outrageous. #Bruce and Talia have both said it to Damian. #Lots of people have said it to Bruce. #Rose and Jason say it to each other in the zombie apocalypse alternate universe where they're married. #id in alt text #ID stolen from Tumblr user laufire

[cringeisdeadandsoami]

Dick Grayson, Age 8: This house is so empty, and there's no kids to play with... I wish I had a brother. Maybe even lots!

Dick Grayson, 20 years later: *trying to break up a fight between Tim and Damian, while Jason laughs about it instead of helping and Duke films it.* G_d, I was wrong. I was so, so wrong.

#dc #batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #duke thomas #this is to say nothing of his sisters #because while stephanie has filled his shoes with tapioca #and cass keeps breaking into his apartment and moving things around #I don't think baby dick would've wished for sisters #oh and barbara who has known him since age 9 and still remembers the fact that he thought penguins were made up until he was 14 #i am a dick/babs denier btw #dc can say w/e they want that doesn't mean they're correct #barbra gordon #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #headcanons #mcringe

[sharks3ye]

It wont leave my head

#and i was like ​baby baby oooh like baby baby nooo like baby baby ooohh thought youd always be mineeee baby baby baby ooooh like baby baby #baby nooo like baby baby baby oooh thought youd always be mineee when i was 13 i had my first lovee there was nobody that compared to my bab #y and nobody could came between us nor could ever come above she had me going crazy oh i was starstruck she woke me up daily dont need no s #sonic the hedgehog #sth #sonic #scourge the hedgehog #sonic the hedghog fanart

[dangerdragoncat]

Offers you a lil guy offering a lil good deer

#scp #dr alto clef #dr clef #art #shitpost #meri!! #Meri #scp 166 #BAB #SMALL BABY #I can pick ‘em up and just #hold #gently tucks blorbo into pocket and pat apt

[plusie]

#plushie #cute #agere #age dreaming #age regression #agedre #system little #little #stuffie #stuffed animal #brown #farm #cowboy #horse #clydesdale #clydesdale horse #webkinz #beanie baby #bab #build a bear #png #transparent

[sleepdeprivedpossum]

Small part of my plushie collection ✨

#sleepdeprivedpossum #plushies #plush #stuffed toys #build a bear #ty beanie babies #beanie babies #beanie buddies #bab frog #bab #toys #toy collection #toy collector

[lazaruspiss]

Barbara: Jason. I've seen you in your old Robin costume. You don't have to hide anything from me.

Jason: Never liked that look...

Barbara: Well, whenever you want to talk, I'm here.

#gotham knights #belfry chats #barbara gordon #jason todd #there was a bit before this that i didnt screenshot in time that was smth along the lines of babs asking about jasons therapy status #god........ baby girl does the old robin costume even fit?? #oh how i wish to see that. gk jason in an ill fitting and death damaged robin costume #...maybe with a partner holding his hand thru it

[moeblob]

Karen has four older brothers and this is Ross! He's the second oldest and he looks rather polite and smiles a lot and when he's at work he can behave most of the time... but he really has such a foul mouth it puts Right to shame.

And Karen when she was a kid couldn't pronounce S's and they sounded like Z's. So when her brothers would be leaving for school she would say "enjoy zool" and just. Could NEVER say Ross's name correctly so he told her to just call him Oz. And it stuck but only with Karen. She's the only one to use it and no one else is allowed.

#my characters #also fun fact she has decided to legally rename him for when shes mad at him #so instead of yelling his full proper name #she will yell OSWALD THOMAS WILSON which is the fake first name but actual middle/last #and its just thats a guy that she wouldnt want to admit to knowing if she saw him in public #hes actually p short so yeah hes a short king #the oldest bro and the second youngest are both taller #the middle middle is basically the same height as him so karen really is just the wittle bab #and all her brothers are super protective of her bc thats their baby sister #she does however have a strong sense of I GOTTA PROTECT THE MIDDLE GUY #so she is kinda used to standing up for older guys just bc of he #but it comes into being a problem when she meets rick and is like fuck it he may be older but #he is too kinda for this world and also theres no way i can love him hes basically a baby brother #and she will pick on him but also would absolutely throw hands for him #and and i know the tags are long as is but eventually karen and rick move past the whole youre like a brother vibe #and they become very good friends - still zero romance involved - but she starts to treat him less like a family member #and it makes him feel less awkward and in turn he feels more open to joke sometimes #cause for a long while rick is just this is really awkward and i wish we would stop matching on dating apps but she wont leave me alone #so its rude to turn her down when she offers a friendly drink to check up on me #but its actually karen being protective older sister mode despite being the youngest of five #this is the most i have managed to draw in like two weeks i think #now im super tired bye