Incorrect quotes#746 Big Bros
Lucifer in the celestial realm teaching mammon how to be a big brother...
Luci: Are you going to make sure nobody picks on your first baby brother?
Mam(7)*holding Leviathan's(3) hand* mhmm!, ye!
Luci: You're gonna stick up for him?~
Mam: Yeh-yeah!!
Luci: What is-What's the matter with him? Do you remember what its called?~
Mam: Anxe-anxi-anshi-...um*Pouts and looks down*
Luci: Anxiety?
Mam: Anxiety!*Gleams at Lucifer*
Luci: Yes~*Ruffling Mammon's head affectionatly*And if kids pick on your brother, what are you gonna do?
Mam:...
Mam: KILL THEM!!!
Levi*Sucking his thumb with a free hand, not understanding what their saying*Hehehee~Yu sho cwool bwig bwo!
--Present day-
Luci: Leviathan was the one to call mammon "Cool Big Bro" and made the other ones call him that too
Mc*Who is blowing nose into a kleenex,crying*Tell me more-
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The relationship between mammon and beel is just so cute and mammon got annoyed that someone took a photo I think it means he does stuff like this all the time my heart can’t take it ❤️❤️❤️
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Obey me nightbringer spoiler!!!
Don't mind mew, just collecting more cute brotherly moments 😋
Protective older brother Mammon will always be my weakness...
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ok I know I KNOW they’re canonically putting their shoes on the bed and stuff and it irks me to my core but, I have a headcannon that they’re actually not allowed to have shoes in the house (like what else would that big ass entrance hall be for) so they all have all sorts of slippers. Also when Lucifer comes home with groceries they go out with the most ridiculous and random sets of shoes ever just to hurry.
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Lucifer, Mammon and Levi are my favourite brothers so I'll rant about them here bc why not ( ◜‿◝ )♡
the big bros are the closest to each other. they've been together for the longest, just the three of them.
i wouldn't be surprised if the devs told us that mammon and levi are twins, they're literally as close as beel and belphie. "But they insult eachother how can they be close" bro that's how sibling are irl. it's a form of endearment at this point.
the way Levi's always snitching on mammon to Lucifer is a big im-gonna-snitch- to-mom-youre-fucked move.
Levi is allowed to keep any and all kinds of animals yet satan can't keep a cat. favouritism.
mammon is always the one to drag levi from his room
mammon *buying* a giant ruri chan figurine bc levi was sad
Lucifer nearly ditching diavolo bc levi turned into a 3 year old, dancing and singing hana ruri for him, and crying when levi told him that he wants to be with his big brother
Levi loves spending time with them
They have routine meet ups in Levi's room
Levi went to a factory tour with Lucifer and pretended to be interested
Lucifer knowing that Levi's bored and going with him to a ruri Hana café even saying that he's gonna help him win the prize
Levi getting all bashful and Luci instantly thinking that he's adorable
Luci and mammon never getting mad at levi
yeah he gets punishments but its nothing like Mammon's
Mammon always cheering levi up
Mammon and levi always teaming up and/or going places together
Them adoring Lucifer and often saying how cool he is
Luci knowing that when Levi's happy his pupils dilate
mammon knowing Levi's ticklish and using that to his advantage
them knowing when Luci's overworked and helping him out
Lucifer saying he's proud of levi
Mammon and levi thinking that Lucifer can be adorable
Just them in general ( ◜‿◝ )♡
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Incorrect quotes#823 Baby Momo
Young!Mam: Alright baby bro it's time for bed *Throws 3 y.o Asmo over his shoulder to the bed but in slow motion while making sounds like a plane is crashing*
Asmo*giggling hugging Mammon*
Young!Mam*stops mid-throw*Wait wait, just to be safe *pulls out a toy grenade from his pocket*incase there are any monsters down there [throws the grenade outside the room*
Mich: AAAAAHH WHAT THE FU- *frantically trying to find out who hit him in the face*
Asmo*Shrieks happiIly*
---Present Time---
Mam: Back then I was taking more of a role to care for the little ones to give Lucifer some free time
Mc*Is holding back tears*Iloveyouguys-
We all know Mammon is indeed the best big brother...
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Thinking about how Mammon is only mean to Luke to teach him the real world can be cruel
He wants to be a mentor like Lucifer was to him 😭
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*brothers at the dinner table*
Mammon: Big bro, do ya ever wanna commit vehicular manslaughter?
Levi: Yeah Big bro, do you ever want to commit breaking and entering?
Asmodeus: What about DUI, big bro?
Belphegor: Or maybe assult & battery, big bro?
Lucifer: ……
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