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rainbowbarnacle · 22 days

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Please make a tea post so I can save it especially the pineapple ice cubes I need more info

Oh, like, different teas I like to make? Okay! :D

🍍Pineapple Tea🍍

The way I do it is really simple:

Buy a giant jug of already-made tea (I like gold peak!)

Buy a carton of pineapple juice

Freeze the juice into cubes, pour a little of it in the tea for extra flavor

And that's it. That's aaaall you gotta do.

There's all kindsa ways you can dress it up, but nine times out of ten I just do this and drink it by the gallon when it's hot out.

If you wanna get fancy with it, feel free to cold brew your own black (or green) tea, add actual hunks of pineapple fruit in there, add some orange juice, add some honey, add some coconut milk or sweetened condensed milk, whatever sounds good! (Also, pairing pineapple tea with coconut cookies? SO GOOD.) Put mint in the pineapple cubes if you like mint! Add a bit of boiled ginger root or some brown sugar and cinnamon for a little kick! Heck, last summer I used blue peaflower star-shaped ice cubes just because they were pretty.

(Peaflower petals don't taste like much, but they make a GORGEOUS blue, and if you put something acidic in there like lemon juice IT TURNS PINK. :D)

🍓Strawberry Tea🍓

I find this stuff sort of difficult to find where I live, so often I go the same route as the pineapple tea: grab a jug of black tea, grab a jug of strawberry juice, (ocean spray has a really nice cran-strawberry one I like) freeze the juice, mix, and enjoy. Super simple.

If I can't find strawberry juice, I dice some strawberries up and put it in a jar with some water and a bit of sugar for a few hours, then add *that* to the tea. (heck, it's really nice all by itself!)

What goes with strawberry? ANY DANG THING YOU WANT. I am particularly fond of lychee. Jasmine tea and rose petals pair really well with it too. Again, if you like mint, it's *really* nice with strawberry. And you know how if you put black pepper on strawberries they taste even strawberrier? (If you haven't tried this, go do it, it's magic.) Same goes with the tea, add some peppercorns or a teeny bit of chili powder or some ginger.

If you wanna drink it hot or cold brew a batch of your own, here are some brands that are also nice:

1. Strawberry Sensation

2. Adagio Strawberry Tea (this is also where I got the peaflower petals)

3. Any of Lupicia's Strawberry Teas they are HEAVENLY

🍏Apple Tea🍏

As with the pineapple and strawberry teas, it's totally fine to just go find some ready-made tea and mix it with some apple cider or apple juice for tasty low spoons fun. If you drink it iced, a bit of sugar and lemon juice brings out the apple flavor nicely!

I prefer drinking this stuff hot though. You know that Fall Drink post that was floating around? IF YOU HAVEN'T YET, TRY IT, IT'S AWESOME.

☕Chai Tea☕

So here's the thing about chai for me personally: I don't tend to drink it iced or sugary, but if you do like it iced and sugary, there are a couple of really nice chai tea concentrates:

Oregon Chai Latte

Tazo's Chai Latte (Forget the "skinny" nonsense, I just wanted to include an option with no milk so you can add whatever you want to it)

Pacific Chai isn't concentrated, but you can use it to make hot or iced chai and it's really lovely, not too sweet and super easy to work with. As for dressing up chai, I don't tend to! There's already so much going on with all the flavors, I just drink it as-is most days. Play with milk-to-tea ratios or sugar amounts all you like, figure out what's your jam.

I do know that mixing chai and coffee together (or chai and chocolate together) is guaranteed to make a feeling groovy kind of morning, at least if you have two thumbs and you're me. Iiii think that's all the tea blather I can think of for right now. Thank you for asking, anon, it was fun! Anybody reading this, feel free to add your own favorite things to do with tea. :D

#domestic blifs #this has been tea blather with rainbowbarnacle #thank you for attending my TEA-d talk

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faeirtopia · 4 months

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ʚɞ ; game day routines with shohei!

pairing! boyfriend!shohei x fem!reader.

warnings! mentions of sex and making out.

with him the plans can change depending on how early he must be up for practice before the game.

if it’s early? he’ll fight with himself to either wake you up and spend time with you or.. continue letting you sleep and write a note for you to wake up too since he has to get going.

no matter what he wants to spend those very few hours with you as much as possible!

with that being said he’ll need morning sex with you because he says it’s what makes him win.

“every time we have sex before the game I win, don’t you see that? It’s just a good luck charm.”

you can say no to that.. who would? so it’s a few rounds in before he has to get ready.

he’ll make coffee for himself or you and if you’re not a coffee person then tea, juice, or a glass of water.

even though it’s a big gameday for him, he constantly thinks about you and your needs.

“I’m excited you’re coming to the game today.”

slowly gets ready and stops just to kiss or hug you.

begs you to come with him to practice because you’re his lucky charm and he needs you.

ice cream, fries, or maybe a burger before you get to the stadium so after practicing he can eat with you.

enjoys taking walks with you around the stadium to mentally prepare himself for the game.

“thank you for always coming with me. it always means the world to me, I love you.”

enjoys seeing you chat with his teammates because it’s the most important thing to him.

every single time he takes a bit to decide if he wants you to wear his jersey or a special tee he had made with him and you on it.

ends up picking the jersey most of the time because he just loves seeing you in it.

“how about a few kisses before the game, yeah?”

those few kisses turn into making out with him every single time.

remember, it’s what makes him win and he loves it.

will need a few minutes by himself to prepare but quickly runs back to your side and whining about it.

“we were apart for so long.. I missed you. did you miss me too?”

with shohei, it’s never “routines” because he can be so random at times but game days with him are always sweet.

#shohei ohtani #shobae #boyfriend shohei 🤭#baseball #fanfic #mlb fanfic #mlb imagines #mlb american league #mlb fandom #imagines #mlb #writers on tumblr #headcanon #writing #writerscommunity #shohei ohtani smut #smut

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kitchenwitchtingss · 9 months

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Hi, I just wanted to say that I love your blog and your recipes look wonderful. I was wondering if you had any recipes for protection. Any type of food or drink that could protect us from negative energy or negative intentions from others seen or unseen.

Thank you

Hi, thank you so much! I have a few posted on my blog already but here's another recipe:

WITCHY BREADED COCONUT CHICKEN TENDERS

SWEET AND SOUR CAULIFLOWER FOR PROTECTION

WITCHY TOMATO BASIL SOUP

NO FAKE FRIENDS WITCHES RAMEN

WITCHY SAGE SKEWERS

PROTECTIVE ICED TEA TONIC

this recipe deflects negative energy and intentions directed toward you

1 tbsp Aloe vera juice ~ protection, healing, luck

lemon peel ~ protection

lemongrass tea (can be subbed for spearmint or lavender)

lemon juice ~ healing, happiness, protection, purification

1 tbsp honey (or more, for tasting)

7 oz of boiling water

a sprig of rosemary ~ protection, purification

In hot water, steep lemongrass tea, honey, lemon peel, and rosemary for about 5 minutes. Over ice, pour in lemon and aloe juice, and the steeped tea. Stir clockwise, and taste, adding additional honey if its not sweet enough to your liking.

#witches #witchy #kitchen witch #witch #magick #witchcraft #witches of tumblr #kitchen witch recipes #modern witch #modern witchcraft #tea #tea recipe #witchblr

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tr0ubledberry · 1 year

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Hi friends. I’m 21F and have been struggling with my body image since 2009 which led me to develop anorexia around 2014. I’ve been struggling ever since and have tried every trick and diet out there but have finally settled on my own so I thought I’d share it. First of all, recovery is a lie. There was a point in my life where I fully recovered but made me fat… it was nice not to worry about calories and all that but the pros outweigh the cons of an ED if done correctly. So think of your ED as a lifelong friend. In order to have an ED successfully for a long period of time you must go about it healthily. I know this is somewhat contradictory. I’m gonna include just some general tips, advice, and food alternatives. In a separate post I’ll be listing my favorite low kcal recipes so stay tuned.

GENERAL TIPS

•Drink water before, during, and after meals. This is absolutely crucial.

•During this period it’s important to spend extra time and effort on maintaining your vaginal health, immune system, fertility, and skincare !! Really important not to neglect these things especially vaginal care >.<

•Calories matter but make sure to eat nutritious foods. Must have a good judgment on when to splurge on kcals or when to go for an alternative. For ex: splurging on healthy foods that are a lot of kcals vs unhealthy processed foods that are low kcal.

•It’s good to strive for 1200 kcals or less. If it’s a cheat day or you’re feeling lenient then aim for around 1600 kcals. Never ever go over 2000 kcals.

•if you’re a foodie like me then you *have* to find creative and unique ways to curb your cravings. Otherwise your mental health will plummet. If you’re not satisfied then you’re either gonna keep eating or be miserable

•Remember your brain needs at least 330 kcals to function properly so if you’re feeling slow or disoriented then definitely have a snack or meal.

•Best drinks to have are water, sparkling water, tea, and coffee.

•If you eat over your calorie limit don’t fret, it’s not the end of the world. Just either work out or purge. Keep purging to a limit and don’t do it more than once a day. Ideally less purging is better so keep it for emergencies.

•Using apps such as my fitness pal are great for seeing what nutrients you’re deficient in or going overboard in. However I’ve found I lose more weight when I’m not using the app because I’m thinking about food less. However everybody is different and I would recommend at least checking out the application if you haven’t already.

•Vitamins are your bestie too!! I take a couple supplements to make sure I’m getting the vitamins I need for longevity.

•Cut down on silly calories like sauces and drinks by using alternatives. Also you can pretty much find a low kcal version of anything these days if you look hard enough.

•If you love flavor then these simple things will help like ~ seasoning, low kcal hot sauce such as Tabasco or sriracha, soy sauce, etc.

CRAVING ALTERNATIVES

•Juice or sugary drinks ~ low sugar Gatorade, fruit flavored teas iced with extra tea bags to give it extra flavor

•Soda ~ flavored sparkling water with powder or liquid drink mix such as crystal light strawberry lemonade drink mix

•Starbucks ~ just making my own mixed coffee drinks and sweet tea drinks saves so many calories

•Dessert ~ Gerber biscuits arrowroot (taste like shortbread), Gerber lil biscuits, cottage cheese, chocolate covered fruit or nuts

•Chips ~ Gerber’s Lil Crunchies Mild Chedder (basically cheese/ cheeto puffs), quest chips, or half a serving size of normal chips

•Ice cream ~ strawberry halo top

•Chocolate ~ alter eco or dark chocolate coconut fudge

•Mayo ~ miracle whip or vegan mayo

•Rice ~ cauliflower or broccoli rice

•Pasta ~ Chickpea pasta

#ed bllog #th1n$po #tw ed diet #tw ed vent #4n4r3x1a #4norex1a #th11n$p0 #4norexi4 #th1nsp1r4t10n #ed meals #b0dy ch3ck #b0dy check #b0dy chex #m3alsp0 #m3alspo #tw ed rant

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greenstudies · 9 months

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Study session essentials

I’ve probably made a post like this before but I’m getting better at studying and so here are my tips on how to have a more effective study sessions. Keep in mind that I am neurodivergent and I can usually do 2 hours of work in 3,5 hours on a good day. I still procrastinate and struggle a lot, but these things help significantly:

Ambience of my current obsession - I love game background noise and ambient music. They keep me focused and entertained without distracting me in anyway. Recently I’ve been having a witcher 3 ambience or “walking in red dead redemption 2″ videos in my headphones

Open-back headphones - I have tinnitus and so noise canceling headphones are not an option. And for a while I didn’t want to wear any headphones until someone got me big open-back ones that don’t seal me away from surrounding noise and absolutely perfect

Putting my phone in a different room - Just put it away. The forest app or putting it out of reach/sight can be good options if you need your phone around but otherwise putting it far is the best option.

Specific study space - For me personally I have to sit at my desk. Studying on my bed or sofa is never as effective as I need

Clean space - Cluttered space means cluttered mind and worse I feel more easily depressed

A toy for my hands - I need to hold something, feel something, look at something. It helps avoid scrolling and it keeps me entertained while my brain does the hard work. It also helps with stimming if I get overwhelmed. I keep around rocks, palm sized plushies, small wooden hearts and animal figurines.

Paper for thoughts - I always have a piece of paper nearby that I scribble thougths, notes and tasks on. This way when I get an idea I just write it down and deal with it during my break. When I remember something I have to do or want to do, think an anxious thought or just need to scribble it goes on the paper.

Candle - I’m a bit afraid of fire and having a candle burning helps me stay in the room because I don’t like leaving it there burning. I like to pick weaker, clean smells like cotton or vanilla. Watching it burn can be very calming too.

Water/juice/iced tea - I always start with a full glass so I don’t have to get up and get water too often

Cup of tea - Besides having a glass of water I always have a warm cup of green or black tea

Snacks - I usually keep an apple or a banana around so I have to leave the room as little as possible. Hunger is usually a good excuse to leave and this is a great way to eliminate it.

Gum - Chewing is very calming for me which usually means I overeat just so I can chew. Sugar-free gum solves this well. I usually need only one since I don’t quite care about the taste as much as the act of chewing. Be careful not to have too many!

Hot water bottle - When I’m stressed and tired my face tenses up a lot and having something warm to put on my face helps a lot. It makes my muscles relax and I often avoid a headache this way.

Medication - I keep my asthma and anxiety meds around. Sometimes studying can really stress me out and it’s good to have those on hand

I hope you find these helpful and have a great day!

#greenstudies #studyblr #studying #study tips #neurodivergent #how to #tips #advice

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soov · 4 months

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LOVE iN TV WORLD 𝄢 O8. oh... yikes

⚠ : cursing, profanity, kissing, pet names, mentions of food — 848 words.

After being chosen to carry on the legacy of his members and company colleagues, Lee Heeseung finds himself having a wonderful time hosting Music Bank every Friday. What he did not expect was falling in love with his rookie MC partner.

꒰ 📺 ꒱

Monotonously jiggling some coins in your hands, you made your way to the vending machine in Starship Entertainment’s café.

Sheon had never asked for any kind of tea after a few years of living with your group.

There were countless times where she complained about the sight of mugs of tea being prepared at your dorms. That, and the smell of it, the way it was “just hot juice”, and the iced version “just infused water, but tasteless”.

You were overly suspicious of her asking you to buy a can of Lipton. If it was for a staff member or a member of Kazino, she would’ve told you. She never shuts up, anyways.

Inserting the coins into the machine, you pressed the number 17, waiting for the can to fall. Inevitably, you thought of Heeseung when he bought you a Pepsi. you were seriously going crazy without him, and the fact that he didn’t reply to any of your texts, drove you even more mad.

You wanted more of the jokes he most likely stole from his members, him calling you his flower, begging for you to stay longer at the SBS building with him, only because you couldn’t hang out anywhere else, and his hugs. God, you really missed his hugs. You missed Heeseung badly.

It was like you could hear his voice calling out your name — delusion was getting to you.

But why did it sound so real?

“Flower!” Heeseung shouted, snapping you out of your trance as he sprinted towards you. There wasn’t time to question how he was at Starship when his arms coiled around your lower back and twirled you around, one of his melodic chuckles coming out.

As he tightened his grip on your body, you let out a gasp, wrapping your own arms around his neck and burying your face there. He smelled like caramel and vanilla, a different scent from his usual flowery fragrance, though it didn’t stop from being comforting. You felt safe in his hold.

You smiled, landing a kiss on his ear, “I missed you.” Your words weren’t needed, because he knew you did. It felt like everything had already gone back to normal.

“I missed you way more,” the singer countered, carefully putting you down and kissing your forehead, a hand steadying your head by the nape.

“Liar.” You frowned in a joking manner, feigning anger, but he saw the twinkle in your irises, showing that you had already forgiven him. Heeseung adored your eyes, and even more, staring at them. “You didn’t reply to any of my messages, Seung.”

He was a sucker for when you called him by the nickname you made for him, and how your voice curled around it. He loved your voice just as much as your eyes. Sighing, he apologized, “I’m so sorry. I was so busy with the interviews, then I had to do two Weverse lives, and jet lag hit me like a truck, and I barely got slee–”

The words once leaving his mouth were stuffed back in when you pecked his cheek to calm him down, “Seung, it's okay. I’m just glad you’re not mad at me or anything like that.”

In sequence, Heeseung felt his face flush, heart beating erratically and trying to match his breath, “Okay…” he nodded, his lovesick gaze skimming across your features. “I could never be mad at you, baby.”

Your brain went all fuzzy with the pet name, nearly stopping working. Usually, he called you ‘baby’ on text, but now, he confidently let those words out, and it had an instant effect on you.

“You can’t be mad at me.” You repeated, not sure as to why you were mirroring his sentences.

He nodded, “Couldn’t ever be mad at you.” And without even registering it, he gently tilted your face towards his and sealed his lips to yours, briefly kissing you.

Freezing in place, your eyes widened. The purple-haired boy then pulled away, resting his forehead on yours, and you only realized it when he spoke up. “I really, really missed you.”

When you regained composure, it was your time to take the lead, and your palms quickly made their way to Heeseung’s rosy cheeks, kissing him. You could taste the chapstick that you once gifted him on his lips, one that he always used during plane trips.

It was hard to think of anything when you were trying to figure out how to kiss well, but an intrusive thought came up. You finally lived up to your private account user, and that snatched a giggle out of you.

Lee disconnected your mouths and smiled, eyebrows sewn together in confusion, “What’s so funny?”

His question only made you laugh harder, and your head and hands fell to his shoulders, “Nothing, nothing. Don’t worry about it.”

So he didn’t, hugging you tight in front of the vending machine as you kept shaking with laughter in his arms.

Neither of you noticed how Sheon was bemusedly staring at you from afar with her phone in hands and your messages open.

“Oh. So the plan worked… Yikes.”

REWiND ⋆ EPiSODES ⋆ SKiP

MiC ON 𑑑 SHEON AND SUNOO SAVIORS OF THE WORLD!!!!!!

GENRE friends / coworkers to lovers, fluff, smau | PAiRiNG lee heeseung & f!reader

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cosmicblogs · 7 months

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POOKIE I'm so fucking sick lately I have the worst cold rn 🤧 could I request the moon boys looking after a sick reader pls x

Yesss Ofc.

"Y/N," She groaned and sniffled, her body curled up in a ball. "What's the matter, dove?" he asked, leaning closer to the bed with concern.

"Sick," she replied weakly.

"How about I make you some tea, yeah?" Steven suggested, sitting down on the bed next to her curled-up body and gently stroking her back. "I can set up a hot bath for you, and then we can watch a movie. I can get biscuits for you, and afterwards, I'll make you dinner. How does that sound?" He moved the hair out of her face as he spoke.

"Lovey," she said, now facing him.

"Good, I'll get the kettle running now," he responded sweetly.

———————-

She, wrapped in blankets, sat next to Steven with a bowl of iced sugar cookies on her lap. Two mugs sat in front of her on the small table facing the TV screen; one was full of hot chocolate and marshmallows, and the other had tea. "Steven," she said cheerily, "can we watch Howl's Moving Castle?" She asked, looking up at him. "We can watch whatever you like, my love," he responded, kissing her gently on the forehead. As the movie began to play, Steven heard small snores next to him halfway through the film. He carefully took the bowl from her lap and set it on the table. He then unraveled her from the blankets and lifted her in a bridal style, walking to their shared bed. Gently, he laid her on the bed and tucked her in.

The room began to darken. The light from the moon began to seep in. Y/N woke up, finding herself in the shared bed alone. She heard a loud creek from the worn-out floor boards. “Steven?” She called out croakily, "Marc.” The figure answered in a low voice, “Hi Marc.” She said to him croakily once more, “Are you okay, sweetheart?” "I'm sick,” she said, pouting at him. "Let's take care of you, sweet girl," he said in a honeyed voice. He went to the kitchen, turning on the kettle. You could hear the loud bubbling of the kettle. She sat in her bed waiting for him. Marc entered back into the bedroom room area, holding a hot water bottle and a mug of tea. “I’m not really good with tea stuff, so I made vanilla tea. I hope that’s okay,” he said. "Oh, and I got a hot water bottle so that you can keep with you to stay a little warmer,” he said, looking now slightly nervous. “Thank you, Marc." She beamed up at him. “It’s okay, no need to thank me,” he says, smiling down at her. “Drink up and try to sleep, okay?” "It's one in the morning,” he whispers in her ear, kissing her cheek, and she did just that.

As the sun began to rise, she woke up, her nose filled with the smell of scrambled eggs and beef sausage. Y/N stood up and walked over to the dining table. The scents she sensed were seen on the table paired with toast, orange juice, and a rose next to the dish. There was a note that read, "I heard you were sick. I'm sorry I can't be there with you, mamas, but I made you breakfast and left medicine for your head and nasal spray for your blocked nose. All yours, Jake." She smiled at the note.

ITS VERY SHORT BUT I HOPE U LIKE IT 😭

@red-hydra

#steven grant #steven grant x reader #steven grant smut #moon knight fanfic #steven grant x you #moon knight 2022 #marc spector x you #marc spector fanfiction #marc spector x reader #jake lockely x reader #jake lockely #jake lockley

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legendofmorons · 1 year

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Faker Faker (Legend)

Pairing: Legend x reader

Rating: T for cursing

Summary: Legend comes home to you, his beloved (fake) partner. The boys have the time of their life teasing him for this.

Warnings: Idiots in love, if I missed anything please let me know

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You don't remember how exactly you and your fake boyfriend decided to start fake dating, but you remember why. Though even then, it was a bad idea, the whole being almost in love with him thing a bit of a snag in your plan.

But it kept unwanted advances off both of you, and even if the veteran was a hoarder, living together was nice. You had protection even when he was away.

So yeah, you're happy with the way things are, even if some of it isn't as real as you'd like.

You're at work when a group of eight heavily armed men enter the mom and pop dinner you help your family run.

Everyone immediately decides you are the sacrafice to be their waitress. No one would be stupid enough to hurt you. And if they were, you were the best protected.

"Welcome to Celene's Diner. Can I get you boys started with something or just waters while you check over our menus?" You smile your most convincing customer service smile as you set down eight menus.

"You have coffee, yes?" The oldest and most intimidating of the bunch asks.

"I'd have to mutiny myself if we didn't, " you smile, "So a coffee?"

"Please."

"Water is fine," five or so chorus.

"Do you got apple juice?" Asks the youngest looking.

"And cider, house specialty."

"Hm, can I get an apple ckder?"

"Sure thing! Hot or cold?"

"Cold please. No ice."

"Of course. And you sir -" You turn to the last person and freeze.

Why didn't you recognize him immediately is beyond you. That's Link!

Who's been missing for two months. The asshole.

"What about me, angel?" He smiles at you smugly, proud of the glare he earns.

"You, Sir, get nothing until you explain where in the name of Hylia you've been."

The others all choke a little bit.

"I got pulled into another quest."

"There's always another quest." You groan, "I'll bring you your usual."

You walk off to go get their drinks, leaving a baffled group of men staring at Legend.

"Who was that?" Wind asks, already a fan of you based only on your interactions with Legend.

"(Y/n)."

"They seem close to you." Time says, his actual meaning very clear.

"Don't start that." Legend says sharper.

"Your drinks." You say as you come back over with a smile - a real one this time. Getting to see Link makes everything somewhat better.

You set down the waters before giving the eldest a coffee, the youngest a cider.

"Thank you." They all chorus.

You set down Legend's favorite tea in iced form, sweetend to his tastes.

"Thanks, angel."

"Anytime, love." You smile easily. Whether it's real or not, you always like the way he flushes at the nickname.

Legend just rolls his eyes, taking a sip from his glass.

"(Y/n)!" Your aunt calls.

"I'll be back to take your all's order soon." Ypu smile as you leave again to go see what your aunt needs.

"We'll be waiting!" Legend calls out playfully.

"You must really love them." Warriors says, a knowing grin on his face.

"Course I do." Legend says, not sure how to tell the boys the truth without someone else hearing. "They're my best friend."

"They're more than that Link." Calls your younger sibling from the table beside the group, cleaning up from a different group.

"Shut up kid."

"You know we're still waiting for you and (Y/n) to get engaged, right?"

"Oh my goddess please shut the fuck up."

Wind and Wild just laughs at him, Luke true friends.

"Let them be Legend. They're just excited. "Time says simply, "I bet your wedding will be the event of the century. "

"We aren’t even engaged, please stoooop." Legend groans as he pulls his hat down further.

"Link and (Y/n) sitting in a tree-" your sibling starts only to be cut off as you swat their shoulder.

"Go on, get outta here. Mom says your shift is over stop bothering them." You say, shoving your sibling towards the kitchen.

"You'll have to propose, Link is too chicken!" They call as they leave to the back.

"Sorry about that. Have you all figured out what you want? Or do you need some more time?"

"We'll take eight cesar salads." Legend says, making an executive decision to save face.

"Alright anything else?"

"Mh- you got any raw steak?" Twilight asks, wolf instinct kicking in.

"Why would you ask that? Who keeps raw steaks?" Four snorts.

You smile. "We have steak, I'll put in an order. You want like- raw completely? Or slightly seared?"

"Raw."

"Sounds great I'll have that out as soon as I can."

You leave again, going to put in the orders.

Legend isn't paying any attention to the others, watching you flit about as you gather orders and bring them to people.

You are the most beautiful creature he's ever known. Kind, smart, funny- you're erfect. He just can't believe how much you trsyt him!

He's lost most of the time at the restaurant, including when you drop their food off to thinking about you.

It's not until they're leaving that he's able to pull you into his arms. And then he does, hugging you tightly.

You just hig back, smiling as you let him hold you.

"I missed you, Link." You say, and he's pretty sure he'll never get over how nice his name sounds in your voice.

"I missed you too."

"We'll- meet you at the inn." Time days.

Legend just waves them off, moving so he can kiss your forehead.

"You're staying at the inn?" You asks.

"They are I told them I was staying at my house."

"Good. It'll be nice to have you back home."

"Anyone bother you while I was gone?"

"No. No one ever bothers me these days." Ypu smile, kissing his forehead right back. "Why, you want a fight?"

"Mh, no."

"Get a room!" Your aunt calls from the back.

"Leave us alone!" Legend calls back.

"Take the rest of the day off, go home!" She calls again.

"Let's go." Legend says, "I'd love for you to meet the others."

"They seem nice enough. Though the young one seemed intent on stealing as many spoons as he could."

"You noticed?"

"Yeah."

"Why you let him?"

"I gave him the spoons that we are about to phase out. He was making my life easier."

"You're trouble."

"You mean I'm your trouble."

Legend just rolls his eyes with a snort, letting you put of his arms.

He grabs your hand as you both leave, heading immediately towards your shared home. The need for him to shower and switch out some gear rising.

And you're just happy to be near him. He's always been your main soft spot. Your favorite person to spend time with.

The inside of your house is nothing short of an organized mess. Legend keeps most of his things in the front room in overflowing chests.

The rest of the house is better since it's not nearly as full of a dragon's hoard.

"So, who were the guys you were with?" You ask as you lean against the wall, watching him rifle through his collection.

"Orher heroes of courage."

"That explain the odd names. I guess you don't all wanna call eachother Link."

"Not really no."

"What's your nickname then?"

"Legend, the Veteran, the Collector."

"Not dragon?"

"Stop with that would you?"

You just laugh, something about having him back with you entirely too right.

.......

Legend expects the ribbing, but that dosen’t mean he enjoys it.

He also dosen’t enjoy when he has to explain the situation. He likes to pretend you're both actually together. That this isn't just a long ploy to keep unwanted attention off of you.

"So how long have you been with (Y/n)?" Sky asks curiously.

Legend feels his heart drop into his feet. He swears it's turned to lead when he swallow back the lump in his throat.

"We're not actually together. We just say we are and act like we are. It keeps unwanted attention from both of us."

"Really? You're very convincing then." Hyrule says with a shrug, "they were looking at you the way Malon and Time look at eachother. "

"They were not." Legend says with a firm glare at the fairie boy.

"They were." Time says from his spot at the table.

"And you live together." Wind adds helpfully.

"Of course we do. I'm out sometimes, and who's gonna break into the hero's house? Keeps them safe."

"Oh. You're down so bad." Twilight says before taking a drink of water.

"I am not. (Y/n) has just been my friend since we were both in primary."

"You look at them the way I look at Zelda." Sky says with a raised brow, "Are you sure?"

"Just let it be. Even if I feel that way (Y/n) has not ever felt it."

Warriors just swats the back of Legends head, "Stop being dense and go after them. "

"They don't like me that way."

"You're such an idiot." Warriors says with an eye roll.

"I am not."

"Enough. We can't make Legend ask anyone out." Time cuts in, once again being the voice of reason.

"That's stupid." Wind says as he pulls out a coming to flip as a way of stimming.

"Well, what am I supposed to say? 'Hey angel, I'm head over heels, I hope you feel the same.'? That sounds swful." Legend says as he makes a face.

"I think it'd be fine." Twilight shrugs, "Obviously they care about you a lot. You've been friends since childhood. "

"Just let me die in peace."

"You're not going to die." Hyrule says with a shake of his head, "But you should think about what we've said."

"I will. In my nightmares. "

"Okay."

Legend takes that as his permission to go back to being, upset that you two aren't actually together. It's so unfair.

Maybe if he'd just asked you out to begin with... but you have been fake dating for the last two years.

This is so embarrassing.

He's so fucked.

"-gend." Four's voice cuts in, "Legend?"

"Yeah?"

"We're all headed to bed. It's getting dark out. You said you wanted to stay in your house, right?"

"Right."

"Good night, then."

"Night. "Legend echoes as he watches the others all file out of the room and up the stairs.

He glances to the fire before he pushes to his feet and leaves the inn.

He walks from the inn back to your shared home, keys being fished out of his pocket.

The lamp inside is on. Which is different than usual.

He finds his gaze drawn to you as he leaves the entry way.

You are slumped across the arm of the couch, legs curled to your side on the cushions. You have a book dropped on the floor before you.

"(Y/n)." Legend snorts as he cracks a small smile.

You groan as you hear your name, waking slowly.

"(Y/n)." Legend says again, "Come on you gotta get to bed."

He walks forwards and holds his hand to you as you pry your eyes open.

"Come on." He urges again.

You take Legend's hand and pull yourself to your feet.

He leads you from the living room, down the hall, and up the stairs to get to your room.

He leads you to your bed and pulls the covers back, helping you get settled before pulling the blankets over you.

"Good night, angel."

You are half asleep as you call out "Stay."

Legend blinks, "What?"

"Stay with me." You say again, reaching towards him. "Please."

Legend can't deny you anything, really. Certainly not this.

So he walks to the otherwise side of your bed before toeing off his boots and climbing in.

You turn over and latch onto him immediately.

"Love you." Your voice slurs.

Legend sucks in a breath. You mean it in a platonic way. Not romantic.

He takes a deep breath before ge answers "Love you too, (Y/n)."

And you're already asleep.

Good.

Legend soukd be embarrassed how soft he is with you. He used to be. But he's long since over it. You're his person. He gets to be soft with you.

And maybe one day, you'll be his romantic partner for real. If he's lucky.

#lu #linkeduniverse #misty writes #linked universe x reader #lu legend #legend x reader

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calmcoldevening · 1 year

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♡ Slashers as drinks ♡

Michael Myers — Water

• Firstly, it is good for the body (Michael can also be useful, yes)

• Secondly, if you replace many harmful drinks with water, your life will become much better. Well, if you spend more time with Michael, your life will get a little better (hey, he will kill all the people who somehow offend you, he will save your life from "bad drinks")

• Water is so delicious when you don't drink for several hours in a row. Seriously. Especially after some training. And so you come home after a long day, and you are greeted by this miracle (yeah, very friendly, especially with his emotionality) and you spend the whole evening together. Cute.

• Just, if you love Michael (I do), drink more water. And you will support Michael, and your body will thank you :)

Jason Voorhees — Morse

• It's sweet.

• It's delicious.

• This is useful, especially if it is at home.

• Well, just look at this adorable bun, it's impossible not to love it! It is so sweet and refreshing, like a delicious fruit drink made from fresh summer berries! It's like I'm back at camp again.

Bubba Sawyer — Cocoa with marshmallow

• Brighten up any of your cold evening with his warm, pleasant company.

• You, him and a warm blanket on the sofa in front of the fireplace, what could be better?

• This man has the most tremulous and loving hugs. His big plush body is literally created for pleasant, gentle hugs. And take another ginger cookie for both of you, and it will be the best evening of your lives.

• Cocoa will help you relax after a long chase after victims and dragging a heavy chainsaw. Bubba's tense body begs for such a pleasant rest.

Thomas Hewitt — Hot chocolate

• Like hot chocolate, it is very sweet and pleasant. Warms the throat and soul and all that.

• God, have you seen this divine man? I'm ready to kiss it all, it's the sweetest chocolate in the world.

• Lyude-Mae, thank you for raising such an incredible boy.

• Chocolate improves brain function and increases dopamine levels in the brain, isn't that a sign? In addition, the touch of another person produces dopamine, serotonin and oxytocin, which lift the mood and increase resistance to stress. Hugs?

Stu Matcher/Billy Loomis — Vodka

• Can I not comment on this..?

Vincent Sinclair — Milkshake (your favorite flavor)

• Oh, yes.

• Milkshake is especially good in the heat. A little cream, your favorite ice cream and some fresh berries (you can do without them) and voila, it turns out such a yummy.

• You can freeze and get ice cream. Multifunctional boy.

• If you start drinking, the cocktail ends in an instant, and then you want more and more... This boy is addictive.

• But he's so sweet...

Bo Sinclair — Pomegranate juice

• I just don't like pomegranate juice. But it's useful. Bo, what's the use of you? (Sorry if you like him)

Lester Sinclair — Mineral water

• Simple and tasteful.

• Lester is really like a mineral water. In a difficult moment, he will always offer his friendly shoulder so that you can lean on or cry.

• The best thing you'll find with a hangover...

• Quenches thirst better than sweet soda.

• If you add syrup to it, you will get a sweet fruit lemonade. This boy will help in all cases of life.

Pyramid head - Green tea

• Many people don't like it (for example, my dad), but if you try this divine drink, you won't be able to drink something else.

• Pyra is truly a gift to the universe!

• Improves well-being, skin condition, accelerates metabolism, improves mood and the name system... I can go on for a long time.

• Delicious both hot and cold (But the Pyramid head one is always hot as Hell...)

• This man is addictive.

John Kramer — Lemonade

• Simple and tasteful.

• You won't find a better alternative for the holidays.

• It's delicious. It's beautiful. This is always relevant. Eternal classics.

• With what other drink do you get to know the essence of this life?

• Chilled lemonade with ice cubes and mint...

Amanda Young — Red wine

• Oh, this baby is the best.

• Improves sleep. Any time spent with this goddess is fine, but sleep is especially good. Next to Amanda, you will only have sweet, pleasant dreams! Maybe even smut... I assure you, sleeping with her is a pleasure.

• Useful for pressure. If Amanda is around, your heart starts beating wildly in a chaotic dance, and the blood rises to your pale cheeks until this moment. Now you don't look so tired, right?

• Hugs and kisses with this gorgeous woman are like Paradise, so it's quite possible to say that she herself tastes like good wine.

Mark Hoffman — Black coffee

• He took my heart.

• No sugar is needed to taste this man.

• At first it seems bitter and nasty, but... Hey, pour me another cup, please?

• It's fucking addictive, and after a while you just won't be able to drink coffee with sugar.

• Where to sign to sell your soul to the Devil? I just want to drink this coffee forever (and have Hoffman forever, ahem)

• As black as his soul.

• Bitter, but delicious in its own way and damn sweet.

• For connoisseurs of true art and something truly beautiful.

Brahms Heelshire — Milk

• Baby Brahmsey.

• Helps you fall asleep. This man will ask for a bedtime story and a kiss before going to bed... And then he will throw you on the bed and ask you to fall asleep with him.

• You know, it's good for the throat if you're sick.

• Milk reminds of childhood ...

• Sometimes milk is nasty and Brahms too. If your mood is more towards tea than coffee, drink tea. Brahms will get mad and calm down. And after that there will be time for hugs.

Hannibal Lecter — Cognac

• This man is good.

• After his appearance in my life, I decided to connect my life with psychology and helping others (and after Kramer's appearance, of course).

• Always good. Especially if you are some kind of boss or a serious person, you should have cognac. In the movies, it looks like a success.

• This man understands exquisite things and looks so great all the time... Really cognac, there is no other way.

• Will support you on a lonely night and cheer you up when you meet some of your friend.

Will Graham — Black tea with milk/cream

• This is... Cute?

• My cousin had a grandmother, she always made me such tea. It evokes a feeling of nostalgia and comfort, as if I am back in childhood.

• This is the most comfortable character for me! So warm, sweet, sweet and pleasant ...

• It's unusual, especially if you try it for the first time, but it's delicious, I assure you.

• A combination of classic harsh tea and something soft and kind from childhood, Will is really the best.

• I want to get to know Will by sight. I want to hug him. I want to be him, okay?

#slashers x reader #slashers x you #michael myers #vincent sinclair #thomas hewitt #jason voorhees #bo sinclair #lester sinclair #bubba sawyer #hannibal #will graham #mark hoffman saw #amanda young #john kramer #pyramid head #billy loomis #stu matcher #brahms heelshire

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jackharloww · 1 year

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Hi! I’m not sure if you’ve done this before, but can you do one where the reader has a child, and Jack knows but is afraid after you tell him you have a son (4-5 years old). Your son's dad is still in his life, but they don’t have the best relationship. You can do what you want with this

Luca and Mommy

Summary: Jack feels bad about distancing himself from you after he sees you with your son and baby daddy.

A little angsty to fluff.

”Mommy, can I have some ice cream?” Luca asked you, giving you his big puppy eyes.

“After dinner bubs,” you told him and took out two plates for the both of you. You picked your son, Luca up from kindergarten after work a few hours ago and came home and made lasagna. While it was cooking up you had time to read with him and now it was time for dinner.

“Okay mommy” he pouted but quickly forgot about it when you put his plate in front of him.

"It's still hot baby, be careful" you reminded him as he grabbed his fork to eat. He nodded and blew on his food to make it cool down, you smiled at him and poured him a glass of juice.

Just as you sat down in front of him, you got a notification on your phone. You grabbed it and saw that it was Jack who messaged you. He hadn't spoken to you in two weeks, coincidentally after he saw you, Luca, and Luca's dad whilst you were in the park. He and Urban had gotten out for a walk when they saw you, they came up and said hello but walked away quickly after that. After that awkward meeting, you only received cold answers from him when you were messaging and no phone calls at all, and the last week no messages at all, until this one that is. You got tired of waiting around for him so you simply just stopped trying, clearly he didn’t want anything to do with you and Luca.

Jack - Can I call?

You rolled your eyes and quickly answered a - not now - before putting the phone away and turning your focus to Luca, listening to him telling you about his day and what he did at kindergarten. After dinner, you ate ice cream and watched a little TV before you gave him a shower and then read him a bedtime story. When Luca fell asleep you took a warm shower and then got out to make yourself some tea, to have a little me-time before going to bed. While you waited for the water to boil, you checked your phone again and saw that you'd received more messages from Jack.

Jack - Sure, let me know when.

Jack - how's it going?

Jack - Please I need to talk to you

Jack - I need to apologize for how I’ve acted

You and Jack had been seeing one another for a while now, going on dates and hanging out, and it had started to get serious between the two of you. You were transparent with your life as you didn’t want to waste anyone’s time, so Jack knew about your son almost immediately. He loved the way you talked about him, and sometimes you felt you were being too much but Jack encouraged you to talk more about your son. He loved how family oriented you were and he truly admired that about you. He made it clear that he understood boundaries and knew it would be a while before they met in person. You had such good feelings about him and were finally feeling ready for them to meet, but after that awkward meeting in the park and Jack shutting you out, you brought your walls up again and tried to push your feelings away.

You took a deep breath before typing out your answer: -- You can call now --. Almost directly you got an incoming Facetime call. he just had to call Facetime huh you thought as you quickly pushed your hair away from your face before answering.

"Hi" he said with a faint smile as soon as he saw your face.

"Hi" you answered before taking a sip, feeling the tension through the screen. Jack didn't say anything for a few seconds, making you speak up. "So you wanted to say something?"

"yes, I'm sorry for being off these past few days," he said after taking a deep breath.

"two weeks are a little more than a few days but whatever" you mumbled and took another sip from your tea. He didn't say anything to that other than nodding.

"I know, and I need to apologize about that. I was just in my own head when I should have talked to you" he explained

"I get it, you freaked out when you meet me with my son and got cold feet. I get it, it's whatever, I don't care" you lied "nothing that I haven't been through before" you mumbled and saw how his eyes immediately widened at your words.

"no no no, it's not like that at all, please y/n believe me it's not like that" he hurriedly said

"What is it like then?" you questioned him

"It's just that" he took a deep breath, trying to find the right words "It felt like I was in the way of your family that day, and I didn't want to interfere so I got into my own head" he explained "I'm so sorry y/n, I was being stupid, I don't know how to make it up to you."

"I accept your apology, but I don't think it's a good idea that we continue being more than friends," you said biting your lip, you felt yourself getting emotional but you pushed the tears away, not wanting to cry in front of him. If he couldn't handle that situation in the park and got distant and cold feet, what would he do when times got hard? raising a child is not an easy task and a lot of hard things follow with it, would he up and leave whenever things got tough? You had to think about what's best for you and especially for Luca.

"What, Y/N please don't" he got stressed " Let us at least meet up and talk more about this, please" he begged you. Just then you heard Luca calling on you.

"Luca is awake, I have to go, Bye Jack" you turned the call off before he had time to answer, and wiped the tear that had slipped down your face before walking to Luca's room.

"What's wrong bubs?" You asked and turned on his night lamp

"I want water" he mumbled and rubbed his eyes. You really had to start putting a water bottle next to him you thought before kissing his head.

"Okay my love, I'm going to get you some, you wait here" You didn't want him to get out of bed and lose his sleep so you walked to the kitchen and filled up his spiderman water bottle before returning to his room.

"There you go" You gave him multiple head kisses and tucked him in once again. You stayed next to him until he fell asleep and then got up to get ready for bed yourself. You checked your phone one last time and read the last message you had gotten from Jack.

Jack - Please don't do this, let us meet and talk about it

You sighed and typed an answer

You - Fine, I'll call you tomorrow and we’ll figure something out.

——Time Jump ——

It had been two days since you and Jack talked on the phone and you told him you two were better off as friends. You had called him the day after and you both decided to meet up today, Friday. You had just dropped off Luca at kindergarten and began driving to Starbucks to order breakfast. You didn’t have meetings until the afternoon so now was the perfect time to meet Jack. Your best friend Melanie knew about it all and you called her for some mental support.

“I really like him, Mel” you sighed

“I know you do, but if he runs away whenever things get tough then he's not worthy of you and Luca," she said, you nodded even though she couldn’t see you.

“I know, I was really rooting for him. I thought he was going to be the man I finally introduced to Luca, but well that flopped” you chuckled and tried to hold back your tears, it’s not time for them now. You just wanted to go through this meeting with him and go to work.

"Listen to what he says and to his explanation at least. Call me after okay?" she told you.

"I will, thank you," You both said your goodbyes and you arrived at Starbucks and ordered for you and Jack. When you received your order you started driving to Jack's apartment. You parked the car and walked up to his door, took a few deep breaths, and knocked on the door. You didn’t have to wait long before Jack opened and let you in

“Hi, you look beautiful” he said and reached out for a hug as soon as you put down the breakfast on the side table in the foyer.

“Hi, thank you” you mumbled and hugged him back. The big and warm hug lasted a few seconds, and you almost forgot why you were there. You pulled yourself away and you both shared a soft smile.

"I hope you're hungry I brought breakfast" you picked up the breakfast and walked into the living room after Jack. He smiled at your thoughtful nature, he grabbed two plates from the kitchen and came back to sit down on his big sofa. He was wearing a burgundy sweatsuit that made him look so damn good - get your act together y/n you told yourself as you sat down across from him.

"Thank you for this, I'm starving," he said and took a big bite of his sandwich. You both ate and had small talk without any awkward silence, but as soon as Jack came back from putting the plates away the tension got a lot thicker.

"soooo" you said and gave him an awkward smile, slowly nodding your head. Jack took a deep breath before he spoke, You were not ready for this conversation....

"First of all, I have to tell you how deeply and truly sorry I am for how I handle things," he said and looked you deep in the eyes. You simply nodded and let him continue.

"It was really immature of me to act that way, and I just got into my own head. And if I'm being honest, I got afraid" he sighed

"Afraid of what?" You gently asked him, trying to understand where he was coming from.

"That day in the park, You looked like a happy family and Luca looked really happy with his dad around and I didn’t want to be in the way of that" he explained "But I’m sorry I didn't talk to you about it and instead distanced myself from you. That was immature of me” he sighed and ran his fingers through his curls, messing them up. You respected him for owning up to it but you couldn't help but get emotional at the situation.

"You should have told me that then instead of shutting me out Jack," you sighed "I don't like speaking about it, but Luca and his dad don't have a good relationship, they meet a few times a month and I have to be there every time they meet. Far from a happy functional family don't you think?" you rolled your eyes as you explained, you really didn't like talking about this. Jack only knew that you had full custody but he didn't know exactly how bad Luca's relationship with his dad was. "And you would have known that if you'd asked instead of running away" you couldn't help but add that last part, still feeling hurt by the way he handled things.

Jack looked at you with glossy eyes "that's fair" he nodded slowly, taking in everything you'd just told him. "I had no idea y/n. I feel bad about the way I went about it and I really hope you can give me another chance to prove to you that I'm serious about this" he begged as he reached out to hold your hands.

"I want to show you I'm ready for this and that I'm all in" He looked deeply into your eyes.

"I don't know Jack" you sighed.

"Let me be the man you deserve, and hopefully, if you let me, a father figure to Luca" As soon as he said that your heart started beating a hundred miles per hour. Was he really being serious about all this? If you were being honest with yourself you wouldn't want anything else than for that to happen.

"Well, I think you have to meet Luce before we jump to that" you let out a soft chuckle, making him smile.

"Are you open to the idea of me meeting him then?" he asked, the excitement could be heard in his voice.

"maaaybeee" you smiled "But you have to promise me you're a hundred percent serious about this Jack. I have to know you won't up and leave whenever things get hard because believe me they will"

"I really am, I want to show you how you two should be treated, the way you truly deserve. I'm all in if you let me" He scooted closer to you and gave you a big hug along with head kisses. After a while, he leaned back on the couch and pulled you with him and you cuddled up with each other.

"Do you feel comfortable telling me about Luca and his dad?" he asked gently, you took a deep breath and softly nodded. And then you proceed to tell him the whole story. Jack listened carefully and put a few comments here and there, hugging you tighter when you got emotional.

-- Time Jump --

It was finally time for Jack and Luca to meet for real this time. The talk you and Jack had was a month ago, and during that month your relationship with Jack had gotten even stronger. You had sat down with Luca the day before and told him that he was going to meet a very special friend of yours. Luca was a sweet kid, so you weren't that worried about it. Unlike Jack that was freaking out.

"Mom, what if he doesn't like me?" Jack sighed into the phone while he was driving to your house. He was clearly nervous about this meeting.

"I know baby, just be yourself and talk to him about his interest. And from what I've heard he is a very sweet child" Maggie tried to make Jack feel more at ease about the situation.

"He likes spiderman so I brought some spiderman stuff" Jack smiled to himself, starting to get more excited about meeting Luca. Jack and his mom spoke more until he arrived at your home. He knocked on the door.

"Wow, you look lovely," he said as soon as you opened the door, you blushed at that and gave him a big smile.

"Well so do you, come in" Jack stepped in and you could tell how nervous he was.

"He's going to love you, don't worry" you gave him a quick kiss before hearing Luca come running to the door.

"Hello, are you Jack, mommy's special friend?" Luca curiously asked as soon as he saw Jack standing there.

"Hi little man, I am" Jack laughed and bent down to give Luca his presents. "I heard you liked spiderman"

"A SPIDERMAN CAR" Luca screamed in excitement when he saw the present Jack had brought him. A remote control spiderman car, with a spiderman doll with it.

"Jack, Can we play with it right now?" Luca asked him, hugging the package. Jack looked up at you for an answer and received a nod. "come on, let's open it up" Jack and Luca went to the living room to start playing with the toys

When dinner was ready, the three of you sat down to eat and Luca got along very well with Jack, he even asked him to stay for the movie night, which he did. Luca fell asleep halfway into the movie which resulted in you having to pick him up and put him to bed.

"Y/N he is amazing," Jack said in awe as you came back to the living room. "He is so well-mannered and very sweet." You could tell how Jack's eyes lit up as he spoke about him, which made your heart flutter.

"He really likes you, I could tell" you smiled and cuddled up to his side. After a few minutes, you got up and made the both of you some tea and you both sat and talked for hours. This was really something you could get used to you thought and smiled lovingly at Jack while he told you about taking you and Luca to the aquarium next weekend.

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mayariviolet · 3 months

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How They Drink Alcohol (AoT Men)

ft. Jean, Eren, Connie, Reiner and Armin.

Summary: What they drink when they go out partying or just attending social functions! Also, how they got introduced to alcohol in the first place!

a/n: General headcanons, but these characterizations are primarily for my upcoming Jean Kirstein x Reader fic! I will upload some WIP for the fic soon because I need to be held accountable to keep writing (help me, haha). Slight toxic masculinity from Eren and Jean?

Pro-Taking Shots: Connie and Eren.

Anti-Taking Shots: Reiner, Armin and Jean (he’s lying).

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Jean:

When he first started drinking, it started with skimming the top of his dad’s liquor before sneaking out to a house party. He watered down some rum before buying some coke at a corner store. Since then, it has been his go-to (and beer, specifically a corona). He doesn’t like ‘jungle juice’ concoctions, no matter how much Connie shoves them down his throat. However, he once went clubbing with your friends, and Connie convinced him to try this cocktail (lime mojito). At first, he was apprehensive, but he was like, “How fucking drunk can this chick drink get me?” and took a sip. Jean got belligerent that night that he didn’t know how many he ordered because it was so good. His credit card company sent him a message asking if his card had been stolen, and he had to explain that it was not a series of suspicious purchases. He is now a massive advocate for fancy cocktails (ESPECIALLY AN ESPRESSO MARTINI), so he’ll splurge on that when he’s out drinking. I can see him getting into whisky when he’s older. A lover of vodka soda, too.

Eren:

At a wedding when he was younger, his dad offered him a tequila shot (his mom found out and got mad later), and it caused him to vomit so badly that he didn’t drink again until his last year of high school. Eren is a huge beer drinker and ONLY A BEER DRINKER. (Or so he says). He is not very particular about brands, although he likes things more ‘hoppy’ to feel like a man. Eren is the kind of guy to get mad at you for not knowing how to pour beer properly and getting more foam than anything. He won’t admit it, but he had some sips of the lime mojito Jean was having. He got drunk and was over the moon. Eren tried other cocktails, but besides a Long Island iced tea, he’s not a huge fan of other cocktails. When he gets really drunk at the club (he's a lightweight but does a really good job of concealing how inebriated he is), he and Connie will coerce Jean into buying a STUPID AMOUNT OF ALCOHOL TO GET A TABLE (see Jean's suspicious credit card purchases). Think $50 Mango Ciroc and Patron!

Connie:

When he went on a family cruise at the age of nine, he ordered a “Shirley Temple” (virgin), and he was “drunk.” Fast forward to a shitty date he went on; he ordered a Shirley Temple again. Connie got belligerent, and his date had to take him home. He did not hear from her again. This man is a nut. He loves cocktails so much that he bought a cocktail kit, but he barely measures, so it’s just 90% alcohol and 10% any discernable flavour profile. Connie is the kind of friend who mixes you a drink and says: "It's mostly juice! Just Try it!" but it straight up tastes like pure gasoline. He’ll happily drink anything else but prefers cocktails and mixed drinks over beer, shots, etc. Connie is the type of guy to order “Blow Job” shots as a joke but then gets way drunker than everyone. Surprisingly, he’s a huge Reisingling fan. Unsurprisingly, he and Sasha got blackout at your birthday party after downing half a bottle of Pink Whitney (they snuck away to take turns throwing up in the guest washroom).

Reiner:

Huge whiskey nut and wine snob. He’ll talk your ear off about various wines he’s into, and he actually knows what he’s talking about. Reiner is the kind of guy who will bring a bottle of wine to a friend's birthday dinner, and he gets it RIGHT! He’ll drink beer (not particular about the brand). He only started drinking when he was legal, so there’s no crazy story other than the one time he and Bertolt went to a daytime wine tasting, and by the time they sobered up, it was nighttime, and they were 45 minutes outside of the city. Most times, if Reiner is in a work setting, he’ll drink what other people are drinking, too (but he’ll opt for a vodka seltzer). He’s tried cocktails before, but he’s not a fan.

Armin:

He hates beer. His grandfather offered him a swig when he kept looking at him, and he never drank again until he was legal. This man is a cider fan, and no one can tell me otherwise. Specifically blackberry and green apple. Armin enjoys wine (red > white) and will listen to Reiner babble on about the best ones. But his drink of choice is a bit pricey: champagne! But if he’s at a party, he’ll just settle for drinking a vodka cranberry. He mentioned to Connie that he likes “Shirley Temples” ONCE, and whenever they all go out, Connie will buy him one. Armin is too shy to decline, so he'll take a couple sips before giving it to either Eren or Jean (they will fight amongst themselves as to who gets to finish it).

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a/n: I included Armin and Reiner because I love them so much, but they're most likely not going to be in my upcoming fic! WAH. Specifically Reiner... I'm sorry, my beloved.

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#aot headcanons #modern aot headcanons #jean kirstein headcanons #reiner braun headcanons #armin alert headcanons #eren jaeger headcanons #connie springer headcanons #someone hold me accountable #I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH #mv.writing📝#attack on Titan

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inaconstantstateofchange · 17 days

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back at you though, drinks edition? a type of drink you couldn't do without, that is your go to for any occasion? give us the specific deets, recipe if needed

oh no you've activated my trap card i love drinks

okay so special occasion drink: brown sugar boba (50% ice 50% sweet) but specifically from the tea shop close-ish to my house. it's expensive so i don't go often but holy shit. they use actual proper tea and fresh-as-hell boba and it's just. it's so good, i think anything from there would be insanely worth it (but i've never bothered to branch out from perfection).

my daily bev: i can't be too specific on brand without lowkey doxxing myself a tad, but there's a local company that does this flavored black tea with cornflower, raspberry, red plum petals, and blueberry, and it's just. it's incredible. mellow and rich and lightly (but not overwhelmingly) floral and fruity. i have it every single day and i'm convinced it is the perfect tea.

and two other faves because you asked for recipes:

strawberry (cheong) lemonade: okay so this is more effort than truly necessary, but i went to one of those u-pick strawberry places last summer and then the cultivar fucking sucked so they weren't even good, so i made cheong with them, which is a korean fruit syrup/preserve you make by layering equal amounts of fruit and sugar in a jar and letting them sit (i put them in the fridge just to be safe) for a few weeks.

the end result is preserves that you can blend into a bangin' spread and a fruit syrup that is like the nectar of the fucking gods. i didn't think it would make a huge difference doing it that way rather than a typical heat-based reduction, but it tastes like fresh strawberries. you don't lose any of that to it breaking down via heat treatment, so similar to the difference between a cold brew and a heat-based one.

anyway those mixed with lemonade (i make a concentrate using half lemons and half regular lemon juice, and include some lemon zest) makes one of the best summer drinks i've ever had.

i'm adding a cut for the last one because i can't/won't stop now but i have some self-awareness. okay, last one:

vanilla chai: i haven't made this in a bit, because when i moved here i ended up using up my stock of cardamom, and the local brand available here is just... not it, and i'm still trying to work out the most cost-effective way to order them online. which is devastating, because cardamom is the flavor most beloved to me in chai. anyway-

the thing that rocks about chai is that it is not actually all that hard, and you can customize it so specifically to your taste. my go-to add-ins are cardamom (5-6 pods, crushed open), cloves (2-3), cinnamon (about half a stick, crushed a lil), fresh ginger (idk how to measure this one, like an inch or two?), and vanilla. i used to use vanilla bean paste i got ages ago as a gift, but that is too rich for the world we live in nowadays, so it's whatever vanilla i have.

technically there's a specific kind of tea you're supposed to use, but i prefer it with regular loose-leaf black tea (which i always have on hand anyway). so you basically get a small pot, and bring your water (about half to 3/4 of your mug) to a boil. once it does, add your tea leaves and spices (not vanilla tho) and let them vibe out there for 5-10 minutes.

then, add your milk (about half of your mug) and vanilla, and warm to desired temp, but don't let it boil (this is my personal preference). add desired amount of sugar to your mug (i usually do a small spoonful of white and a small spoonful of brown sugar) and pour the chai into the mug through a fine mesh sieve (to get out the spice bits). if you have a milk frother, i like to aerate it a bit before drinking (improves flavor and also makes it less likely to burn your tongue).

#voidling speaks #asked and answered #apparently i have a lot of thoughts on this #as it turns out #thank you so much for the ask!#twas very fun to think about #(also i just got done watching solo leveling with my brother and recc'ing him your fic so that was a cool convergence)

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prettygirlmjmjmj · 8 months

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that girl breakfast ideas

Breakfast is so important and it’s actually one of my favourite mealtimes, there’s just something so soothing and relaxing making myself a delicious and nutritious breakfast. If you don’t get hungry as soon as you wake up then you could always use these as brunch options or just try the less filling options instead. You deserve a breakfast that is as gorgeous as you absolutely are!!

Cold breakfasts:

Yogurt parfait (yogurt, fruit and granola layered).

A smoothie bowl! This is a great way to get more nutrients into your diet and as smoothie bowls are so customisable you can add all of your favourite fruits and veggies.

A yogurt bowl. Start with a base of yogurt then add a variety of toppings from honey, nuts, fruit pieces to granola.

A fruit salad. Chop up a bunch of fruits, drizzle them with some lemon and enjoy!

Overnight oats. This is one of my favourite make ahead breakfast options - you can even blend them to make them even more creamy. Pinterest has lots of great recipes and inspiration.

Granola. I love making my own granola (it's much healthier and I personally find it to be tastier). You can have granola with yogurt, smoothie bowls and milk making it super versatile and easy.

A smoothie. This is perfect for a nice chill morning or when you don't wake up super hungry.

Homemade granola bars. These are super easy to make and are great for busy, hectic mornings.

Chia seed pudding.

Homemade muesli.

Healthy banana bread. This is so much fun to make and can be eaten as a snack or served with some Greek yogurt for breakfast.

Cereal and milk/milk alternatives. This is so easy and super quick, perfect for mornings when you're in a rush. I love to add fruits like banana or strawberries to my cereal!

Hot breakfasts:

Avocado toast! If I want a more protein heavy breakfast I'll add a poached egg.

Porridge (or oatmeal as some of you guys call it). Porridge will always be a 10/10 breakfast for me, especially when I add fruits, nuts and other toppings to it.

Baked oats. These are really comforting and yummy but they do take a while to bake so probably aren't the best option for people who have hectic, busy mornings.

A breakfast bagel. My personal favourite breakfast bagel combo is scrambled eggs, rocket and avocado. Super simple but always a winner.

Banana pancakes!

Pesto eggs. If you haven't tried these yet I really recommend them.

Toast and nut spreads. I adore peanut butter toast topped with banana or blueberries, but I also love an almond butter.

French toast. To me no breakfast item is more autumn that French toast. It's one of my comfort autumn weekend breakfast foods!!

Bacon or sausages with toast and eggs. I really like turkey bacon with poached eggs and tomatoes.

Eggs. Poaches, scrambled, boiled, fried there are so many variations of eggs and they are a perfect protein packed way to start your day.

Croissants or other warm pastries. So you can live out your Paris morning dreams.

Homemade waffles. These are super easy to make (provided you have a waffle maker) and you can find healthier recipes and toppings to make them super tasty and unique!

Breakfast quesadilla's. These are so good and such a fun summery breakfast. Plus they're easy to make a lot of if you're having people over for breakfast.

Drink ideas

A matcha latte! I love matcha whether it's iced or hot. When I'm feeling energetic I make a strawberry iced matcha latte!

Green tea.

Chai. I love an iced chai latte in the summer.

A juice! My favourite juices are cranberry, grapefruit and green juice. You can make juices yourself but this can be a bit pricy, so you can always find brands you like and buy them instead.

A smoothie.

Ginger tea.

Water. I always drink water as soon as I wake up but if you find it hard to stomach in the morning try adding some lemon or cucumber slices.

Peppermint tea.

All my love, mj.

#glow up #glow up era #glow up journey #self care #self development #that girl #self love #breakfast #breakfast ideas #aesthetic #coquette #pink pilates princess

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bunnylikeslettuce · 3 months

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Back back back again in the @n4 loophole

My graduation is in 52 days, and I'm starting at 184

I don't have a gw for now, just vibes

Rules for me (for the love of the gods don't follow this, I do not encourage this shit) (also I work afternoons and nights, hence the weird times)

1. Weighting time is 9 am (after peeing). Register in Google fit and Samsung health.

2. No breakfast is needed, water with ice ftw

3. Black tea with stevia instead of coffee (I hate that I can only drink coffee with milk and sweetener)

4. Lunch, between 12 and 2 pm, at work: 1 small apple Make sure people see me eating (don't mention anything, if asked it is a snack cus I had an early lunch at home)

5. Dinner, between 5 and 7 pm, at work: 1 cup lettuce, 1/2 roma tomato, 100g baked chicken, 2 tbsp plain homemade yogurt and salt as dressing. (I might post the chicken recipe later. It is so good)

6. Lots and lots of water all day long

7. Ice is a good snack

8. If I get sweet cravings before bed, as I usually do, zero cal powder juice in a bowl with ice

9. If there is food at work, as it usually does, get a cup of coke zero and pass on the food

#@n0r3xia #@n4 #4norexi4 #4n4blr

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violetsandfluff · 10 months

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Welcome to the Concept Café!

If you’re a writer or reader looking for inspiration, look no further.

Rules: Order a fic from the writer who reblogged this. Include who you want the fic to be written about and any of the following elements.

Dishes ~ Style

🥣 Bowl • Fluff

🍽️ Plate • Angst

🥡 Takeout • Smut (I’m not writing smut anymore but other writers might!)

Meals ~ Relationship Status

🥗 Salad • Married

🥪 Sandwich • Engaged

🌭 Hotdog • Dating

🍕Pizza • Just friends

🫕 Soup • Strangers

Drinks ~ Settings & Scenarios

🫙 Water • Boring afternoons together

🥛 Milk • Meeting their parents

☕️ Coffee • Morning kisses

🍵 Tea • Sick day

🧋Boba tea • Concert/music festival

🧃 Juice box • Coming out

🥤 Pop • Long-distance

🍸 Martini • Road trip/vacation

🥂 Champagne • Date night/anniversary

Snacks ~ Song Lyric Prompts

🍓 Strawberries • “Look at the stars // look how they shine for you // and everything you do” (Yellow, Coldplay)

🍌 Banana • “And I know that we can be so amazing // And baby your love is gonna change me // And now I can se every possibility” (Just Haven’t Met You Yet, Michael Buble)

🍇 Grapes • (All I got is one shot, one try // one go around in this beautiful life…) (Keep Me In The Moment, Jeremy Camp)

🍅 Tomatoes • “Cuz if I want you, and I want you, babe // Ain’t going backwards, won’t ask for space…” (Close, Nick Jonas)

🍊 Orange • “In the dark we’re barely holding on // then you rest your head upon my chest // and you feel like there ain’t nothing left…” (Flicker, Niall Horan)

🥕 Carrots • “If we ever broke up I’d call your dad // tell him all the shittiest of things you said…” (If We Ever Broke Up, Mae Stephens)

🫐 Blueberries • “Can I have your daughter for the rest of my life // say yes, say yes…” (Rude, Magic!)

🍉 Watermelon • “You don’t have to say you love me // you don’t have to say nothing…” (Adore You, Harry Styles)

🍐 Pear • “That seatbelt’s on your chest, hearing your heart, holding you down…” (Coffee, Tori Kelly)

🫑 Bell pepper • “

🫛 Pea pods • “Is it too late now to tell you that everything means nothing if I can’t have you…” (If I Can’t Have You, Shawn Mendes)

🫘 Beans • “If this is what it's like falling in love // then I don't ever wanna grow up…” (Kid in Love, Shawn Mendes)

🥜 Peanuts • “I’ll buy you anything // I’ll buy you any ring…” (Baby, Justin Bieber)

🍚 Rice • “But I knew you // trying to change the ending…” (Cardigan,Taylor Swift)

🧀 Cheese • “Here’s my number // so call me maybe…” (Call Me Maybe, Carly Rae Jepsen)

🍟 Fries • “Stop the clocks, it’s amazing // you should see the way the light dances off your head…” (Afterglow, Ed Sheeran)

🍳 Egg • “I know times are getting hard // but just believe me, girl // someday I’ll pay the bills with this guitar // we’ll have it good…” (Hey There Delilah // The Plain White T’s)

🥓 Bacon • Oh, I could have that voice playing on repeat for a week // and in this packed out room swear she was singing to me…” (Galway Girl, Ed Sheeran)

🍤 Shrimp • “There’s things I wanna say to you // but I’ll just let you live…” (Cinnamon Girl, Lana Del Rey)

🍣 Sushi • “I don’t want you to get lost // I don’t want you to go broke…” (Music For A Sushi Restaurant, Harry Styles)

🍥 Narutomaki • “Take me into your loving arms // kiss me under the light of a thousand stars…” (Thinking Out Loud, Ed Sheeran)

🥐 Croissant • “Touch my neck and I’ll touch yours // You in those little high-waisted shorts…” (Sweater Weather, The Neighborhood)

🥨 Pretzel • “When I first saw you from across the room // I could tell that you were curious…” (Perfect, One Direction)

🥯 Bagel • “Call me, baby, if you need a friend // I just wanna give you love…” (One Call Away, Charlie Puth)

🍬 Candy • “And when you smile // the whole world stops and stares for a while…” (Just The Way You Are, Bruno Mars)

🍭 Lollipop • “I met you in the dark // you lit me up…” (Say You Won’t Let Go, James Arthur)

🍫 Chocolate • “Strawberry ice cream // one spoon for two…” (Deja Vu, Olivia Rodrigo)

Sweets ~ Extra elements

🍰 Cake • Playful flirting

🍩 Donut • Kissing envelopes/love letters

🥧 Pie • Baking together

🍮 Custard • Sharing clothes

🥠 Fortune cookie • Sharing earbuds

🍪 Cookie • Sharing the last cookie

🥮 Mooncake • Holding hands in public

🍡Thing • Playing with each other’s hair

🍦Ice cream cone • Singing to lover

🍨 Ice cream dish • Feeling clingy

#I’m definitely adding more menu items eventually so stay tuned #writing prompts #concept menu #flutterfly alley #violetsandfluff #fluff prompts #fic writer #fanfiction prompts #writing prompt #angst prompt #smut prompts #fluff #smut #angst #writer

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