#but. he knows what kinning means. i KNOW he knows what kinning means

[haydensky01]

[Obey me]: MC falling in love with Diavolo

Summary: The most powerful human, overthinker as every woman is, falling in love with the most powerful demon. No spoilers.

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I remember I do, the first time I appeared here falling from the sky my eyes locked onto his with unwavering intensity. He exuded overwhelming elegance, his presence so immaculate, so radiant, so majestic. While I had yet to be informed of his royal status, it was a truth I instinctively grasped without needing confirmation.

"Skin of sand, eyes of honey, hair of fire" is all that filled my thoughts as his eyes captivated my sight whole.

"Eyes of honey" It's cold. "Eyes of honey" I'm adrift. "Eyes of honey" What strange realm is this?

The room unfamiliar, the faces foreign, the attire surreal. "Eyes of honey... eyes of honey".

Limbs frozen, fists clenched "Eyes of honey... eyes of honey" where am I?

Diavolo: "Welcome to the Devildom MC. .. Oh, pardon me. Feeling a bit shocked are we?"

"Oh... it speaks..."

Diavolo: "My name is Diavolo. I am the ruler of all demons, and all here know of me."

"Eyes of honey... the tolling of bells."

Diavolo: "And someday soon I will be crowned king of the Devildom."

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I read the other day in the RAD Newspaper that the hue of the next king's eyes, Diavolo's, is a unique emblem of his lineage, exceedingly rare even among their kin and the colours found in nature. Liars. Ever since I came here 3 years ago, It is all I see everywhere, all the time, on everything. I could swear my pupils have been coated with eyes of honey, for whenever I close my eyes, his gaze manifests without fail.

I am not naïve; I know what this is. He is undeniably handsome, a prince on the brink of becoming king. He possesses the charm, the intelligence, the chivalry, the wealth, the smile... and the eyes of a man with whom to fall in love. And I am a human raised on fairy tails. The equation might be complex but its result is unmistakable.

However, I am me. And me doesn't like embarrassment, rejection or a three realms worth of attention and gossip. It is the natural course of events to feel deep affection for Eyes of honey. But it is also the right course of events to relegate it to the realm of pre-sleeping fantasies, even if my mind refuses to adhere to this reasonable schedule.

I mean, I do feel the desire to seduce when I am around Lucifer or Mammon or Simeon or Solomon and others. Hell, I even flirted and went on dates. For the same reasons perhaps. Beauty, intelligence, talents, tact... or is it? I don't deny I was unwillingly comparing them to Diavolo all the time, I admit I imagined every flirt and every courtesy as if between me and Diavolo. But it still counts... doesn't it?

I blame this on Diavolo to be frank. Had he not summon me here to witness extraordinary power and charm, I wouldn't have invited him into my fantasies. Had he not call upon me on every events to be its centre. But then again, I AM the exchange student after all. Or perhaps hadn't he showered me with gifts, shown such care, and asked so kindly... He IS the ruler and I AM under his guardianship, aren't I? Had he not protected me so dearly? Again, he IS the most powerful. I don't know, I have no base but I blame him I do. I blame him for it all. And above all, his gravest sin remains... He looked at me with his eyes of honey.

The other night, at the ball, when we danced I could swear it was only the two of us dancing.

In the council room, when his hand brushed against mine, I could feel the heat from his flushed cheeks radiating across the air.

His late-night text and calls asking silly things amongst which is thrown the smallest sentences about how he wishes for me to be with him or for him to be with me. A future king cannot possibly be asking a human about muffins at 3am the eve of a world changing event, right?

The angry rumbling in his chest every time the demons and angels get too cosy with me?

Every time we found ourselves alone his voice carried the weight of a suffocated man in desperation of someone to set his lungs free. The urgency in his voice and the half calls for affection were real. I want them to be real.

Silly silly human. It's rather amusing, isn't it? For every time I tried to initiate even the most innocent flirtations or slightly intimate exchanges, he would deflect or evade. It's almost comical. And if not him, Barbatos or Lucifer would intervene... those sly serpents. Perhaps Barbatos sensed the impending embarrassment through his powers and chose to spare me the humiliation? AAAAHHHHH... This is so mortifying.

Whyyyyy? Why are you doing this to me Diavolo? Does it amuse you to toy with me this way? Spare me the pain and caste me away. For I cannot oblige myself to restrain from you. Be the bigger person, the adult in the room, the king in the kingdom and set me free.

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Tears streamed down her face as she pondered all of this.

Lying on her bed in the dark at the house of lamentation, she was holding her phone above her face.

On the screen, a text conversation was visible, with the name of the correspondent adorned with a yellow heart: "Eyes of honey💛"

The text read:

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Eyes of honey💛: "Your fireworks display tonight was truly spectacular. I had no idea your magical prowess had grown so strong."

MC: "Haha... Thank you. The sky was indeed breathtaking."

Eyes of honey💛: "I am sure it was, but the true beauty was seeing it reflected in your eyes."

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In the chat box, she had typed "I love you" for the first time, acknowledging it as love rather than mere affection. It was the first time she had ever written those words, the first time, despite the consequences of it all, she had seriously considered putting an end to both their agony.

To be sent? To be deleted? Who knows?

#obey me #obey me fanfic #obey me imagines #obey me lucifer #obey me x mc #obey me solomon #obey me random #obey me x reader #obey me mammon #obey me asmodeus #obey me diavolo #obey me diavolo x reader #diavolo obey me #diavolo x reader #obey me barbatos #obey me nightbringer #obey me shall we date #obey me fluff #obey me x you #obey me simeon #obey me scenarios #obey me satan #obey me raphael #obey me mephistopheles #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me lucifer x reader #obey me luke #obey me leviathan #obey me game #obey me brothers

[dyketubbo]

i think before joining or making a minecraft roleplay server every creator needs to either have played at least ONE campagin of a ttrpg of their choice (doesnt have to be dnd) or they must have spent their entire childhood roleplaying with people on any social media/forum/chat app their tiny hands could get a hold on. i want these minecraft roleplayers to have backgrounds in doing roleplay with actions written out *like this* in their friends text messages and getting into insane drama as teenagers in discord roleplay servers

#if you really want to get into it. there needs to be more mcrps with members who got in trouble for having mary sue ocs on roleplay forums-- #for the record i did in fact do both of the things mentioned at the end here #shout out to my bestie in middle school who would do underfell bone brothers rp with me #we texted each other roleplay and also sent each other voice messages. and also did it irl . #mcyt #mcrp #qsmp #and. to be mean #dsmp #yes i know this would possibly disqualify tubbo because he hasnt played dnd before now #but. he knows what kinning means. i KNOW he knows what kinning means #and he knows the spiritual definition. and hes a creek shipper #im sure that man has SOME sort of roleplay history before joining minecraft smps ok #on the note of things ive gotten into though i have in fact gotten into insane drama because of discord roleplay servers #shoutout to the rp server that ended because one of the main writers partners cheated on them . that server was a pit of toxic waste #but boy did 15yr old me really enjoy working on the story except for all the times i got suicidal about it #but thats the magic of roleplaying as a teenager ok #if you didnt come out of it traumatized were you REALLY roleplaying.

[suntails]

a father's love

#SNIFFLIGN AND WEEPING. IM SO FUCKNH NORMAL ABT THE KNIGHT OF DAWN. SNIFFLES. I LOVE HIM #guys u dont get it anytime i think abt him i start tearing up its so TRAGIC. being essentially pushed into the role of a knight for his kin #and pushed to kill briar valley's princess when he clearly doesnt want to. for the sake of a POTENTIAL to save the man who took him in. for #the sake of keeping his love happy and saving her father. to have a kid who you care so deeply for that u both give him up to a better futu #putting him to sleep for who knows how long so he can live in peace. even if it means you wont be in the picture. even if ur dead. SNIFFLES #im CRYIGN im MUSHY ABT IT. FUCKJIGN SUE ME #twst #twisted wonderland #twst silver #silver vanrouge #knight of dawn #ch 7 spoilers #book 7 spoilers #UUAGAAGAHHHHHHHHH #suntails #AND SILVER!!!! so resentful of what his og dad did. so guilt ridden of being his descendant. bearing the pain of a crime he didnt even comm #of leaving malleus with no parents. of killing the PRINCEiSS of his KINGDOM that hes been sworn to protect. the feeling of treason in his < #him trying desperately to push this away while completely paralyzed over the weight of his realization and crumbling to it. AUGGHGHH #sorry im normal (lying) (lyign) (extra lying)

[kiwisandcoconuts]

andalite? more like EMOlite >:(

#animorphs #fanart #animorphs fanart #my art #animorphs marco #animorphs ax #aximili esgarrouth isthill #andalite #shitpost #axmarco #guys marco definently owns at least 2 pairs of combat boots so it works #hes listening to fall out boy #emocore #emo #gay bitch #marco kins tobias's mom #if u know what i mean #this is so dumb

[dreadark]

thanks to lemuen complaining about aulus not shutting the fuck up, I think we can safely conclude he was in fact the guy thorns was fighting in leonhardt's kin memories

this still doesn't explain why leonhardt has thorns kin memories but I don't think that one is ever being explained

#arknights #i dont know what kin memories means but i love saying words #im being completely serious here about that being thorns tho #a sword technique where you trace circles... #that's literally destreza. look it up. it uses so much geometry #and the part about not following the book exactly? look at thorns archive file 2 #incidentally that's also the file that mentions he studied under a certain priest... #i used to joke about ayers being a walmart thorns (in personality. i e2d him for this #and then ak does this. alright. #im connecting the dots BUT WHAT AM I CONNECTING??? #post

[starman-waitinginthesky81]

headcanon that Regulus can’t deal with long silences when he’s around people he’s comfortable/ fells safe with, even if it’s comfortable silence. He always has to fill it somehow.

i love the headcanon that he just has a box of horrific facts in his brain somewhere so these silences would be a perfect time to use them.

or, he just leaves and goes and does smth hoping when he gets back he’ll have either thought of smth to talk about or the silence will be over and they can continue as normal.

#from a regulus kin #i’m not projecting i don’t know what you mean #even if he’s reading a book in silence and everyone around him is talking #the minute it goes silent he has to fill it #rowan writes #rowan speaks #regulus black #regulus x james #regulus black kinnie #sirius and regulus #headcanon #the marauders era #marauders era #harry potter #jegulus #marauders #james & peter & remus & sirius #the marauders

[smile-files]

pov: you are a little bug or maybe a flower

#dandy's doodles #welcome home #welcome home wally #wally darling #kin #ask to tag #wally is just so nice to draw!!! all of his shapes and colors are so pleasant and fun to play with :) #again i must apologize to ibispaint x for being neglected in favor of my notes app #i don't know why but there's something so fun and freeing about drawing good art in something not meant for art at all #i also like its preset color palettes :) i didn't use any for this drawing but they're very nice to work with and be inspired by #to all of my artist friends out there: try drawing in your notes app! see what beauty you can make out of the mundane!! #anyway. i don't draw creepy wallies a lot so i hope you enjoy this one #he's just kind of looking down at you with a silly expression in the first one #like imagine you're lying on the ground/floor for whatever reason and he walks up to you like this #and is like ''what are you up to neighbor? or should i say 'down to'?'' and then he laughs his silly laugh #but in the second one it's like. he's looking down upon you if you know what i mean #covering everything but his eyes really does change wally's impression huh

[derpinette]

i have this "alter ego" that only exists in my head where essentially i am a fat sloppy drunk old fisherman with no loved ones living in misery & isolation & i often imagine myself as him especially in moments of patheticness

#& he is always a fisherman not a farmer not a fisherwoman either ( too badass... ) #past life ?! caus my ♯azn side was all fishers & stuff like my grandfather ETC but like all of them looked anorexic instead of fat so #also i imagine the guy as kind of vaguely mediterranean looking so maybe not because that side of my family are mountain farmers #when i read the old man & the sea ( i hate hemingway BTW ♯NotPete ♯ActuallyMikey ) ( uhm sorry about that... ) #i was like this is my life/future if it was better... 🚬 But that was a good while after i was already thinking of myself like that #closest thing i felt to a kin moment is when we analyzed miss brill like wow me & i am not even old that is genuinely just my life #as a (at the time) seventeen year old. & also carol ledoux from repulsion literally 100% only i am an ugly freak instead of beautiful #i pretty much never think of myself as myself in my head & actually never when i was younger up until age 9 i remember vividly #& i just had this thought while making my lazy “bite sized” onigiri ( bowl of seasoned rice +tunamayo +vache qui rit +avocado +spoon ) #but even when i make the non lazy version i get so overwhelmed & irritated & SLOPPY i feel like a drunk old man with nothing to #live for #anyone else feel like this sometimes... #if any of you weeaboos judge my terminology by the way i will kill myself just FYI #IDCCCC about the actual name you know what i mean. quasi poke bowl but each “component” has its own dish. whatever OK...

[rosaacicularis]

which was more culturally significant, the renaissance or hermitgang

#it all started when grian touched my redstone he played himself like a xylophone set on automatic doc monster is a savage with technical #skills and crazy vocal acrobatics i’m a legend of the nho with etho beef and double o docmc is coming for you seven fold i got rendog and #other firemen to douce the flames that you shoot at this leviathan iskall can try again you think i’m in hiding i’m just biding my time #putting pen to paper coming up with rhymes were the star studded group got together just to crush you once we start something you know were #going to see it through i’m the knight the soldier who brings the fight at first light y’all had to incite so now i gotta indict you’re #guilty of getting murdered with words y’all are outgunned go home nerds hermitgangx16 if you think you can stop the symmetry that’s false #gteam is dialling for help but i’m in ignoring their calls and when their bodies dissolve you know that false’s on a killing spree try to #stop my pvp and perish painfully i’m the queen of hearts heads and body parts your diamond armour can’t compare to my martial arts i’ll #send a poison dart to make you breath your final breath gteams name will be the only thing left caffeinated animated redstone innovator my #behaviour’s crazy can’t phase me impulse is never lazy tango why would you betray now my scope is aiming better run from cover from all the #ghast balls that i be taming without a sound without no hesitation my creations are amazing better watch your step or the gteam will end up #blazing whos the better team there is no controversy but before it’s said and done y’all be begging us for mercy hermitgangx16 x gone give #it to ya i’m gone give it to ya x gone give it to ya what lyrical boxing dropping blows on all my foes and the gteam they’re looking #unclean needing some sunscreen burnt by words this herd of nerds it’s ubsurd how my rhymes got them injured danger danger i got lasers to #cut them up like razors it’s flexing season and i got flavour their weak defenses like trenches and fences that these dense heads are #presenting they’re presenting them alright they’re not very good i could walk over them i could jump over them i could use an ender pearl i #could use my elytra come one gteam geez hermitgangx16 now i’m back and i got some things i wanna say what’s the letter that starts the #alphabet a ladies get it line the diggity be on the way cleo don’t know who she freaking with all the signs say to notify her next of kin #this digitty dog be dropping bombs nothing but hits spit that line again brrr cause the message is i could mumble rap and still be the best #there is hermitgangx16 oh you wanted me to do a verse i’ll have to check with gteam i mean i’ll have to check my schedule to see if i can #see if i’m able to do that sort of thing busy guy lots of things to do oh do averse bananas do a verse bananas i just don’t know if it’s a #good idea for me to a part of this song really #i just typed all of that out from memory im a little bit insane i think

[peri]

i was talking to an ex a while ago (one i dated in like 2016/2017) and he was reminiscing like "i remember when you used to laugh like peridot in voice calls and at one point you called peridot your fursona" like first of all why would you remind me of my past self but second of all i think i was onto something by calling peridot my fursona

#log date.txt #when i think about commissioning people i always want to ask them to draw peridot #anyways i dont think he knows what kinning is. he asked me recently if peridot was a comfort character #and i was like ''well i just see myself in them a lot'' #and he was like ''ah i get what you mean'' DO YOU?????

[mukuberry]

Rika Kim 🤝 Kazui Mukuhara

Characters who are so deeply convinced there is something inherently wrong and evil within them. Who were hurt and betrayed by their family the second they met them. Characters who desperately try to get the approval of the people around them that they put on a facade of perfection, which only makes them hate their 'truth' more. Characters who are believe they're completely unlovable that when people try to embrace them they refuse to believe or accept it. Characters who want nothing more than to be a good, kind person, but cannot stop hurting the people around them to protect themselves. People who can't stop trying to get a better life despite all they've been through.

#kazuiloveposting #was listening to shinkai sh.oujo and thinking it could fit both of them rlly well. and so i made this #my ultimate comfort characters and kins. concerning ! #they deal with their 'inherent wrongness' very differently though;; #rika gives unconditional love and acceptance to other 'wrong' people in hopes someone will eventually do the same to her #kazui tries to erase his wrongness entirely so that he wont need acceptance #. neither of them end up working out though :( #atleast kazui is being treated well by his writers ♡ poor rika suffer as shes a girl in otome game #if uve played otomes before you will know exactly what i mean by that

[rhinoyo]

can i take you to a moment / where the fields are painted gold

#artz #rune factory 4 #rf4 #rune factory #rf4 lest #lyric from bloom by the paper kites <3 #i have sooo many lest (/frey) n venti thoughts n this replay is NOT helping!!! <33 #(i say lest because i play as him n also i kin him but assume i mean frey in all of this too <3) #do you ever think about; like; rune prana. and how heartbreaking it is from a story perspective. #like. lest just. is in there for days at a time. do you ever think about. how worried selphia would be for him #and ive always hc’d him to have really bad issues with self worth but its so /real/. you know!!!! #he mentions his uncertainty with the kindness he’s offered a few times but!! he does not /believe/ he deserves any of it #and he tries to balance it out with offering /everything/ to the town. he tries so hard to feel like he’s earning it #n lots of that comes by trying to save venti!! of course it’s out of care for her but he also /needs/ to bring her back or he’s a failure!! #and he does not allow himself a moment of rest!! go into rune prana; fail; get patched up only as much as necessary; go back in #because he does not /deserve/ more than that until he earns it. #ITS LITERALLY JUST A DUNGEON IN A VIDEO GAME but LIKE. do you ever THINK ABOUT IT EHEDNJ. #like from the /moment/ lest gets to selphia he’s thrown into essentially a position of royalty and he takes it on but he does not accept it. #his immediate way of paying back what he’s given is through the farm. and eventually that grows into what he can do for /everyone/ #lest of course is given the lighthearted kind caring protagonist personality #b​ut you can SEE he feels so much more than that and he doesn’t tell anyone!!! he doesnt want to concern /anyone/!!!! #I DIDNT MEAN TO RAMBLE SO MUCH EHEJNDM. im just your average lest kinnie i think about him & his relationship w/ selphia a normal amount <3 #he needs a hug <3 mentally i am giving him a hug <3 #HELP THESE TAGZ R SO LONG? BYE <3 THANK YOU FOR READING? <3333

[caffeinatedopossum]

Crying screaming and throwing up about the new owl house episode. I'm so autistic about this show. It means so so much to me.

Aghgjf not actually throwing up because emetophobia but definitely crying and screaming for real

#friends #agkfkfktd rotating it in my head #talking about thanks to them btw #hnng i dont understands why i feel so goddam ashamed about liking things tho #jk i do its because of my repressed trauma about masking autism + adhd my whole life 🥲 #its fine this is fine. im very normal about this show #also HUNTER OMG #jesus christ he just like me for real #my kinning had intensjfied #also highkey might learn spanish because of this show. thats the level of hyperfixation here #might start sewing again too since thats something ive thought about for a while. itd be really useful for me to know #istg special interests are so powerful but it scares me #i cant control my enthusiasm #im scared ill embarass myself or get carried away #its so weird to be surrounded by people who love me even if i like different things than them :(( #it really is like i have a family for real now... im crying over this its ridiculous #but literally yeah found family means a lot to me #i thought i knew what found family meant but all those were bad too. i just hope this time is for real

[road2manjuumaster]

when vil said "don't look at me with those eyes" then went "ill just make everyone else uglier"immediately after. i felt that

#i feel like its kind of a rite of passage as a cater kinnie ( ? ) to question whether i also kin vil or just feel kinship #yk??? cuz being in the public eye does things to you #ESPECIALLY when youre raised within public view #and i mean im not FAMOUS by any means but within my states cosplay community i have somewhat of a name ( more of a face really ) #and even if people don't outwardly compare you to others you know it happens #and when you already feel inadequate it just piles up #and even tho i do what i do is to fulfill my OWN sense of beauty i cant help but compare myself to 'real women' or 'real men' #and it gets to a point where you're like. fuck this i cant take it. if im ugly what are *you*? #anyways i think hes just a big comfort for me. really pulls at my heart but doesnt fuse with it yk #twisted wonderland #twst #book 5 spoilers

[meatbricks]

How would the painter and bruteforce react to a reader with unique features? Something like Heterochromia, or albinism?

yet another awesome question! thank you, anon! :D

anyways no rambling this time, lets get right into this:

in terms of them just observing/stalking you for Potential Victim Research Purposes™, i think that having those conditions/features would significantly raise your chances of being their next victim

this is pretty much just because of Painter's belief that "abnormalities" (for lack of a better word) make people beautiful and his drive to make his victims even more "beautiful"

expect the way in which you're tortured/killed to reflect your condition (e.g., if you have albinism you might have bleach poured on you to "make you more pale", if you have heterochromia expect something to happen to your eyes, etc)

in terms of how they'd actually interact with you (outside of torture of course), that'd be a bit different i think

they both relate to you on some level (both of them looking a bit Unusual™ themselves), but ironically that only seems to make their treatment of you worse

Painter sees you as some sort of "rare artifact", more of an object than a person (as per usual), reducing you to just your condition and basing all of his interactions with you around it as opposed to who you are as a person

Bruteforce, on the other hand, relates to you a little more directly and seems to see you as a bit more of an equal; likely due to the fact that his own unusual appearance affects his physical health and wellbeing a little more than Painter's does (e.g., he has red splotches on his skin as a result of mild radiation sickness)

despite this, however, he still doesn't see you as completely equal, as he uses the fact that he can relate to you on some level as justification to essentially make fun of you for the way you look

#this is the answer (ooc) #this is the answer #these are the headcanons #this is the writing #urbanspook #the painter urbanspook #urbanspook analog horror #🖌 #🪓 #x reader #YIPPEE i get to write for the other guy again!! :DDDD #dont get me wrong i love writing both of them a lot but i mean. i've noticed that a fair amount of this fandom kinda forgets he exists LMAO #and i mean. i see why that is!!! compared to painter hes kinda. generic. and we really dont know all that much about him #considering he was introduced kinda late in the series and we only got confirmation that he is indeed a separate guy from painter in ep7 #but i still think he deserves a chance!!! #(definitely not kin bias. totally not guys. i prommy it isnt HAHAHAHA) #i mean WHAT WHO SAID THAT. who cares no one reads the tags anyways LOL

[birdmenmanga]

birdmen as presented by my bestie beloved @ashe-is-here​

#just thinking thoughts... #might as well maintag this eh #birdmen #I love this for a lot of reasons including but not limited to #my first reaction upon seeing the title slide being 'lol eishi's so short he's not even blocked out by the title' #and then seeing that that was the very first bullet point in the following slide #also the way that 90% of this is correct #5% of the stuff is understandable misunderstandings #and the final 5% is just baseless personal headcanons I've presented as fact #birdmutuals furrowing their brows at 'kissing underneath the ecstasy of st teresa' and the 'robin and arthur have a thing for tater tots' #and even 'the dead birds twitch chat in takayama's brain' #dont worry about it. it's all in my head #I canNOT believe Takayama being a mechanic didn't make it onto the Takayama slide though you threw a right fit when you found out #like you nod your head when I tell you he absorbed the consciousness of the first bird jesus but when I say he's a mechanic you visibly turn #and yell 'WHAT?!' like THAT'S the weirdest thing you've heard about him #anyways I think this is both hilarious and sobering as it reflects both my own biases and also emery's biases regarding the series #sorry I am ignoring umino I don't mean to be a misogynist I'm just wildly distracted by whatever christian swag the tks trio have going on #it always comes down to the jesus christ kin. the religious weirdness. sorry for being like this (apology for me AND ashe) #but yeah I fucking prommy. i got 2 wips in the works regarding umino #I have no idea why he knows about ende though. when did I drop the fact that god lives in the amazon rainforest and uses they/them pronouns? #wait wiat wait since I have everybody's attention I am going to make this joke once again #'they're really putting the 'ende' in 'gender'' #okay thank you for coming to my ted talk #anyways I love this alot and I am printing this out and putting it on my wall #(I am not but maybe I should cram all these slides into the desktop wallpaper folder)