#canon sucks

[buckymilf]

lokius shippers ignoring the fact that mobius have kids has the same energy of stucky shippers denying steve's ending in endgame

I'm with y'all

#we're in this together #canon sucks #fanfiction is forever #lokius #loki #loki spoilers #loki season two #stucky #anti mcu

[theres-an-endless-starry-sky]

Look canon sucks so don’t use the “but it’s canon” excuse here, I burnt the canon along with my gender.

#harry potter marauders #james potter #regulus black #marauders fandom #jegulus #marauders #sirius black #marauders fic #remus lupin #go wild #have fun #don’t believe cannon #canon sucks

[writingforfun0714]

Going back to rewatch TCW from the beginning is wild because it made me realize that the fandom truly is a blessing. Y’all introduce so much and I’ve been so absorbed that I totally forgot how basic actual canon is.

For example, I’ve read fics of Plo finding baby ‘soka and they were all amazing because it really showcased their relationship and how Plo thinks when in actual canon we get like a brief 10 sec flashback of baby ‘Soka with Plo in the beginning of a single episode.

Like I completely forget that Cody/Obiwan’s relationship consists of maybe 10mins of screen time throughout the whole series? Or that Rex hasn’t actually called Ahsoka his little sister and that Echo actually hasn’t acknowledged Fives’ death.

So thank you SW fandom for blessing me with lots of headcanons, theories, fanart, and most of all, inspiration.

#Star Wars #thoughts #fandom #Star Wars fandom #thank y’all #for real #TCW #the clone wars #tbb #bad batch #canon sucks #my thoughts

[bunny-bopper]

I just need a scene at the Battle of Hogwarts where Snape reveals his loyalties by breaking his cover to save someone's life. Then I need an epically clichéd fight scene where he takes on like ten Death Eaters and wins easily. Oh and I need it set to a soundtrack - preferably a classic pop rock song completely incongruous to a fight scene but somehow works incredibly well.

#i need this for self-care reasons #throw in a few puns maybe? #severus snape #snape #severus #sev #snapedom #canon sucks #pro snape #battle of hogwarts

[leopardcoffee]

SPOILERS AGAIN

Sobbing. Crying. Throwing up. Please Echo TCW him I cannot deal with the emotional fallout of waiting 2 years for a continuation. Idgaf about Omega's sister or Cross or Wrecker's neck or Phee or Project stardust- no thoughts only mourning. (I am chronically online and in love with a 3D model)

Trying to focus on work and just getting hit with waves of sad ick- as far as I'm concerned Ep 4 was the last ep they all live happily ever after on Ord Mantell and Tech riot races till his heart's content

#Star Wars #tbb #sw tbb #the bad batch #tbb tech #clone trooper tech #canon sucks

[flyingtornado]

Why was piper such a pick me in the heroes of Olympus??? I only started to like her because of the fandom 😓😓😓

#percy jackson #percy pjo #pjo #heroes of olympus #piper pjo #piper mclean #pick me #girl please #fandom #canon sucks

[phoenixtears13]

canon? who is she? i don't know her.

but delusion. oh, i know delusion very very well.

#idk how to tag this #random #canon sucks

[puppyeared]

basement guys

#hehehee ive been meaning to draw them lol #i have a bunch of comic ideas i wanna get around to but theyre gonna take a while orz #first one is based on a headcanon abt links humming coined by arystocat.. idk i had a really vivid interaction thinking abt it #the other one is longer but basically connecting the zonai are descendants of gods rumor with some zelda canon abt how #hylians have long ears to hear messages frm the gods.. rauru is really hard to draw though so i keep redoing it ugh #im also practicing how to properly draw faces and i think i like how these came out...!!! #i really suck at gettingthe 3/4 face angles right so rn i consider this a win #my art #myart #doodles #loz #legend of zelda #totk #tears of the kingdom #zelda #link #ganondorf #tloz #ok now i sleep

[undeadedge]

Canon makes me sad.

I write fanfics now to make me feel better.

Canon is now whatever I wish it to be >:D

#fanfic #fanfiction writer #canon sucks #please I get too depressed by canon

[deadsetobsessions]

Tim Drake had a lot of free time.

In between the time little Timmy was deemed old enough to not need a nanny and his ninth birthday when he got his first film camera, Tim Drake had so much time after school to explore his big, empty house. And so he did, hours upon hours were spent exploring his house.

Mansion, Tim corrects himself. His house isn’t a house. It’s an abandoned mausoleum disguised as a mansion. He intimately knows every creak of the floorboards in the out of the way galleries, every heavy weight curtain shut closed so what little sun that makes it way through Gotham’s gloom is reflected in order to protect the artifacts stored within the walls. Tim probably knows the exact amount of fleur-de-lys on the fourth sitting room’s wall paper- by extrapolation from preexisting data and personal data collection. Basically, he laid on the floor and counted.

Tim had a lot of time. He also had a lot of artifacts to pore over, making stories as he goes and double checking the actual history of the object.

Tim thinks he’s an artifact, almost. To his parents, at least. A child, a thing, they collected at one point in their lives and put on display at the galas they deem worthy to return to Gotham for. Perhaps he’s worth even less, had his parents bothered to look at him more than the lesser art pieces in their storage-mansion. The story everyone knows about him is prerecorded by people who weren’t really there.

Regardless, Tim Drake knows every single corner of his prison mansion. He’s catalogued everything, after all, on a nice spreadsheet. 

And that’s why, as he entered the fifth- and least used- guest bedroom, Tim’s attention immediately cut to the wrong bit of detail. Eyes flickering between the indent on the bed, the mussed- but not terribly dirty- state of the sheets, Tim slowly backed towards the door. His eyes fixed on the spot on the bed, he called out a soft “hello?”

He immediately cringed. He’s not an amateur, and that little “hello” was a mistake that might get him killed.

Tim trembled as the panic set in, tears pooling at his eyes. He wished Batman and Robin were here, they’d know how to-

There’s something appearing on the bed. Tim Drake stares as a glowing figure with white, wispy hair and a black hazmat suit appeared sitting cross crossed on the guest bed. His gloved hands were held out in the universal I-mean-no-harm gesture.

“Don’t- don’t panic!” The thing said, looking rather panicked itself. “I’m, uh, Phantom.”

Tim Drake’s curiosity and mystery-solving mindset slammed down on the toddler’s mind, quickly banishing the fear and panick in favor of interrogating this new, exciting thing.

“I’m Tim. Are you…” Tim frowns, wishing he had Batman’s intimidating growl. “A ghost?”

“Got it in one, kiddo. I’m, uh, not here to harm you. Or steal anything! I just wanted to rest.”

Tim blinked. He decided right then and there that he likes this person. This… Phantom. If his trust was based on the fact that the loneliness was worse than a dead person, no, it wasn’t.

“I thought you sleep when you’re dead..?”

——

Danny stared at the child in front of him, watching the kid- Tim- pout at something. Danny is distracted from the staples holding his ghostly guts from falling out of his non-consensual vivisection when the kid asks him if he’s a ghost.

“Got it in one, kiddo!” Oo, he should tone down the energy. Danny’s too tired right now to maintain that level when speaking to Tim. Now, gotta reassure the kid he means no harm before he reports Danny’s presence to whatever authorities around.

His parents, at best. The cops, at worst.

“I’m, uh, not here to harm you. Or steal anything!” He could tell he landed in some richie rich mansion by the opulent decorations in a seemingly impersonal room alone. “I just wanted to rest.”

Ancients, that had been more honest than he’d wanted. He really was out of it.

“I thought you sleep when you’re dead?”

Danny snorted.

“Yeah, but you can almost never have enough sleep, you know?”

The toddler looks unsure but nods anyways.

“Listen, would you… not tell anyone that I’m here? I’ll be out of your hair soon, promise.

Tim looks like a smart kid. There’s no way he’d fall for-

“Okay.” He fell for it. Danny blinked, stupefied. “My parents won’t be home for a while.”

“What.”

Tim shrugged. “You can stay. The housekeeper is only around a couple of days.”

“You… are you supposed to tell me that?”

Tim sent him a derisive look, clearly bolder now that Danny made no moves to hurt him.

On his cherubic but skinny face, the effect is both adorable and absolutely devastating.

“You’re hurt.” Tim fidgeted with his hands. “I can… I can get you water…?”

His core purred.

“Please. Thanks… Tim?”

The kid beamed at him and left.

Crap. New fraid member it is.

——

Danny, naive: “Surely him trusting strangers is just a one time thing, he’s so well behaved”

Tim, staring Danny in the eyes as he jumps out of the window to go stalk his vigilantes: “I’m gonna go take a walk in Crime Alley”

——

Tim gets Danny water, but it’s tap water from Gotham and is infected with both an ungodly amount of toxins (that doesn’t affect either of them bc one’s dead and the other had been chugging it since they were a baby- Gothamites get bottled water or from Wayne Foundation’s Clean Water Stations) and also like trace amounts of ectoplasm.

Danny: woah this is so healthy water!

Tim, pleased because Danny ruffled his hair: yes, I’m perfect

The rest of Gotham, if they knew: making warding sigils against these two eldritch gods

——

Basically, Danny gets attached and stays mostly because of said attachment but also Danny could see Tim’s budding world dictator tendencies and went yeah gotta curb that

#tim drake #bamf danny phantom #danny phantom #ghost king danny #baby tim drake #Tim Drake is a menace #Tim Drake’s stalker tendencies #I’m not saying he’s a criminal but his second option after nightwing was blackmail #Gotham #Gotham’s tap water #ectoplasm #found family #dc canon can suck my ass #dc x dp

[werewolfhooligan]

we'll meet beyond the shore / we'll kiss just as before / happy we'll be beyond the sea / and never again i'll go sailing

#my art #one piece #one piece franky #nico robin #there exists a first attempt at this that took like eight hours and sucked majorly lmao #and a second point five attempt that i tried to color but that also didn't go so good ! #dont have the brain power rn to adjust their canon colors to suit each-other in an illustration #frobin

[knifearo]

ultimately when it comes to shipping and fandom space treatment of aspec characters i just don't accept "aro/ace people can still date/have sex" as an answer from nonaspecs. like yeah. mhm. okay. now i think we both know that you're not saying that out of real interest in the diversity of aspec experiences. so you can turn in your seventeen-page essay on why and how you plan to examine this character's aspec identity within the context of a romantic or sexual relationship complete with evidence from canon and peer reviews from multiple aspec people within the next week or i'm putting you in the pit from the edgar allen poe story

#you know. the one with the pendulum #'hey. why are you as an allo person shipping this aspec character like this' #'oh aspec people can still date/have sex!' #'yeah. now can you answer the question that i actually asked you' #like goddamn just say you don't care they're aspec and you want to fulfill a sexual/romantic fantasy with them. that's Fine #it like. sucks. for sure. lotta aspec people will be unhappy with you. but everyone is entitled to their own wants and experiences. #but i'd prefer you just be honest with it rather than using our community's conversation points as retroactive justification #and ONCE AGAIN. you guys are real fucking cavalier with this shit and it shows a real fundamental lack of respect for aspecs #when most of you would NEVER ship a canonically gay character with the 'other' gender. cause again. it would suck. #you can do it. nobody's Stopping you. but it would suck. #and we understand that putting a queer character in situations that erase that queerness is shitty! until it comes to aspec characters! #and whoa... there it is again... people don't consider aspec identities to be queer... crazy how it always comes back to that #anyway. you all know what i'm talking about. have seen many posts about this lately #it is [ long sigh ] unfortunately a very hot button issue with the advent lately of alastor hazbinhotel #which. again. god i wish there were other canon aspec characters to be having this conversation about. #but we'll have to do our best with what we have #aromantic #aromanticism #arospec #aroace #talking #aspec #asexual #asexuality

[zoe-oneesama]

Uh, this might be my own personal desire for Audrey to be slightly less awful than canon (in part so she can’t be fully blamed for Chloe’s actions the way ML writers tried to), but was Audrey actually feeling bad for Zoe when she cried? I know it might be more of a general discomfort with vulnerability and sadness, but to me it felt like maybe Audrey does care that she made her kid so distressed, even as an akuma.

You are not hallucinating. She felt kinda bad that Zoe was crying. This is an SL exclusive.

#I've rebuilt Audrey from a half scrapped animatronic I found in a junk yard for the sake of my own ending #this is in no way a reflection of my feelings for canon Audrey who sucks ass irredeemably #but to me Audrey's always been more of a prop in Chloe's story than an actual character so I don't feel bad at all #sl ask #sl:audrey

[janayuga]

In celebration of PureLily being pretty much confirmed(?) with the 3rd Anniversary update I drew PureCacao 💕

Good for everyone that‘s happy over PureLily being heavily implied/canonized, but my heart forever belongs to PureCacao, sorry.

#i played through the entire chapter and it sucked #sorry #its so badly written #fairykingLily>>>>purelily #i i mean so far theyre only confirmed (?) in the costume set #still heavily implied so I guess it counts as purelily being canon #gon be honest #cookie run kingdom #cr kingdom #crk art #pure vanilla cookie #dark cacao cookie #dark cacao x pure vanilla #purecacao #pure vanilla x dark cacao

[numetal-freak]

“No, I’m not getting sucked into the vortex of your insanity again.”

-Wilson, who would love nothing more than to get sucked into the vortex of House’s insanity again

#he’d appreciate the sucking in another way too #if you know what I mean #house md #hilson #james wilson #gregory house #canon #hate crimes md

[ourhouseishaunted]

Vash and Chronica's terrible sibling game night

#trigun #trimax #trigun maximum #vash the stampede #chronica #i dunno what this is it just came to me today i think post canon these two hang out but it sucks and they have shitty 2 person game nights #chronica likes in depth strategy games and vash doesnt have the patience or the game sense for any of that #and they try card games but vash always cheats badly and theres only so much fun to be had with 2 card games anyway #so they end up each getting a 5000 peice puzzle and sitting in seperate corners of the room #and the winner is whoever puts their puzzle together first #dont judge its 2am and i made this in like an hoir #.txt #my art