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niphredil-14 · 1 year
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about the request: how about dick x reader getting hurt during a mission (maybe while protecting Dick)?
Birds and Bandages
They sat on the couch, he kneeled before her, between their parted legs, wrapping their upper thigh in gauze and bandages. He was silent, a stark contrast to his more common overly excited and cheerful disposition. Looking down at him, they felt no regret for taking the hit, knowing that they would gladly do it again. What they did feel less than ecstatic about, however, was his attempt at a silent treatment.
"Are you mad at me?" Silence. "Dick?" Silence, accompanied with a frustrated facial tic. "Bluebird?" A furrowed brow and a grunt. They sighed above him, reaching down to brush his bangs out of his eyes. He hadn't cut it in a while, and it was getting fairly long. It was likely that he had listened to them when they had mentioned how much they loved how he looked back when he had waist-length locks. He looked up at them, still not talking. "Ducky..." They pleaded, meeting his gaze, so broken and open, vulnerable and exposed. He was scared, the blade had missed a major artery by mere centimeters, lodging deep into their outer upper thigh. He left out a noise bordering a sigh and a groan.
"You were supposed to wait for my signal."
"I know." They both sat in silence, eyes locking as both waited for the other to say something. "But I won't apologize."
"Y/n-" Dick tried to speak, getting cut off before the first word of an argument could roll off of his tongue.
"And I would do it again." They glared down at him, fire burning in their eyes. "He would have killed you, and my life would have been ruined. I can't lose you, Dick, I won't lose you."
"Then you know why I can't stand you putting yourself in unnecessary danger like that. I can't lose you either." Staring into each other's eyes for several moments more, suddenly snapped out of his daze, looking back down at their thigh and finishing up his wrapping job. Gently pushing their leg to his desire, he leaned down pressing a feather-light kiss to the gauze, slowly raising his head afterwards to meet their gaze once more.
"I love you, Ducky, you know that." They said, lifting their hand to cup his cheek, stroking his skin with their thumb as he nuzzled into their palm.
"I know, Sweetheart, and you know that I'm not really mad at you, just worried." Pressing a kiss to their palm, he stood, leaning over them, and pressing another kiss to the top of their head as he started walking out of the room. "I'm gonna grab us some ice cream, and then we can binge watch The Great, how's that sound?" He asked as he stopped in the doorway, turning back to look at them.
"That sounds like a plan that'll earn you a great ride when my thigh's all healed." They teased, leaning back on the couch and turning on the TV.
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darlingdreamersworld · 7 months
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A batmom fic but she struggles, mental health wise, with her infertility which leads her to having an absurd amount of adopted kids (the batkids obvi) because Bruce wants her happy and it's just like a 5+1 with each of her kids. Ik it's written poorly but you get the vibes.
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kayadrake123 · 1 year
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Batboys x famous!Reader headcanons
I love reading headcanons and stories on this topic, but unfortunately there aren’t enough out there about it so, I decided to make some! Let me know if you want me to do more or to add more batfam members. Hope you enjoy it!
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Dick Grayson 
You guys are the IT couple. Like bffr. 
You’re pretty private with your relationship, but there are still so many pictures of you guys all over the internet and social media. 
When you guys started dating people didn’t think much of it cause you were pretty good friends before so the amount of time you spent together wasn’t really new to anyone. 
However, this completely changed when a paparazzi photo of you guys making out in a car came out. And some of you guys holding hands, laughing over dinner, etc.
THE INTERNET WENT CRAZY. 
People had been shipping you guys together for so long, and you guys even came out a few times denying the rumours about you guys dating BUT NOW!? Everything just felt right. 
You guys are pretty active on social media, but you love posting TikToks of Dick being…well Dick. 
THIRST TRAPS OF DICK! 
(It’s not really thirst traps cause it’s usually just a random video of him smiling or something but DAMN)
His Instagram is literally your fanpage. LIKE HE LOVES YOU. 
Depending on what your career is, he’d come on your set for a movie, fashion show, come to your basket ball game, football game, etc.
You do receive a few threats here and there because people are crazy and are obsessed with your man, and it is scary, but Dick is always there to reassure you he wouldn’t let anything happen to you and that they’re just jealous. 
He definitely went onto social media to address the haters and they shut up prettyyy quick after that. 
Red carpets with you two are MWAH!
Like you guys kill every photo. 
You guys are perfect for each other. 
Jason Todd 
‘Isn’t Jason Todd dead?!’
That was a very common question people asked after seeing you out and being very cuddly with someone who looked a lot like the hotter and older version of the deceased son of Bruce Wayne. 
It was honestly a mistake, you guys thought you were being slick but paparazzi is everywhere man. 
Bruce ended up helping you guys come up with a reason for Jason now being alive. (Something about him being kidnapped and presumed dead and blah blah blah)
After all that commotion, people shipped you guys HARD. 
Jason comes off as a very intimidating person, and his good looks just intensified his intimidating look. But with you? He looks like the softest person ever. 
There are so many photos of you kissing his nose and lips and him just having the cutest smile on his face. 
He’s also always hugging you in most photos and giving you a big smooch on the top of your head. (It doesn’t matter how tall you are, Jason is taller than you by so much)
He doesn’t have much social media but I’ve seen posts about him having Twitter and posting the most out-of-pocket and hilarious things, and I strongly agree with this. 
He always tweets about you and how beautiful you are and it makes people go feral cause HE’S JUST SO SOFT WITH YOU AWWWW
MORE THIRST TRAPS!! 
Like you post the hottest videos and photos of Jason and everyone is so thankful for it. Like yesssssss
Hates paparazzi. Seriously. But, he endures it on red carpets, especially when he’s with you. 
Like all the photos are just of him smiling at how amazing you look and being such a gentleman. 
Definitely a Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds type of relationship :)
Everyone believes you guys are definitely gonna get married. 
Tim Drake 
You guys attend so many of the same charity events, and there have always been a few pictures of you guys together, but nothing more than just friendly and business related ones. You’re always invited to Bruce’s galas too. 
Your relationship, like Dick’s, had always just been seen as something friendly and business related. You’re a celebrity and an influential person and he’s the youngest CEO and and influential person too. It’s nothing more. 
UNTIL videos of you guys dancing together at one of Bruce’s galas went viral. SLOW DANCING, AND VERY CLOSE FOR THAT MATTER!
People only confirmed your relationship when a few weeks later a few more videos and photos of you two walking together down the street, your dog’s leash in one hand and Tim’s hand in the other, came out. 
It was an unexpected couple, that’s for sure. But lots of people shipped nonetheless. 
Tim has always been seen in suits and pretty formal clothing, but now due to him being with you and having added attention put onto his life, he’s been seen in more casual and chill clothes and DAMN IT MAKES HIM SOOOO MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE. 
Tim has really good style. Seriously. My fashion king. 
Beach photos! You both always look amazing and are playing in the water or volleyball or something. There’s always pics of him picking you up (he may be smaller than some of you but man is STRONG)
So many photos of you guys making out. So many. 
Tim sits through a lot of weird conversations with Bruce because of this. 
TIM SLAYS EVERY RED CARPET. Like you do too, but like I said his style is AMAZING. People love it. 
Cute photos of you smiling at each other on the red carpet. 
You mainly post videos of you scaring Tim and him being super adorable(and attractive) on Tiktok. People love it. 
Hot couple tiktoks. There I said it. 
He lovesss to post videos of you sleeping. He thinks you look so cute. 
Your birthday posts for each other are so fucking cute. 
You guys are pretty much the definition of opposites attract and people love it. 
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sweetlypunk · 1 year
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Batman pls- 😭
by @cipheress-to-k-pop ‘True Love’s Kiss’
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lotus-n-l0ve · 1 year
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What would you want Bruce Wayne/Batman call you?
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randow-bitz · 1 year
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Hi! Can I request a reader insert where there the newest addition to the batfam and they don't feel like they belong? You can choose if it's happy or sad or both but could it please be a gn! Reader
Hi! I tried not to include pronouns or the use of y/n. Sorry, it took a while I was kinda busy this month
Summary: you get adopted by Bruce Wayne opening up to being a better vigilante but you get the sense you don't quite fit in.
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You breathe in the air of your new home and walk through the door with your suitcase in hand. Your parents had tragically died in an explosion at star labs amd you gate to think about all the details because you'd rather not be runny nose and have puffy eyes when you meet your new adoptive family. alfred's greets you at the door and shows you to your room."It's so empty in this place," think to yourself. You forgot you were in Wayne manner.
You get ready for you daily training. It would be a stretch to call your self a hero but your something like it. You go by the name of (s/h/n) you have an ok suite. It consists of a hood that covers you face black hoodie a belt and long boots thay you absolutely love. This role is mostly for observing the night and helping buy dealing with smaller crime. You hate when attention is on you. When people point you out you get out of there asap.
The only reason bruce adopted you was because you where an orphan and vigilante in training and Bruce saw that as an opportunity. He had already knew it was you since you aren't the best at covering your tracks which put you at horrible risk.
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It has ben months since you've arrived in Wayne manner. Your training had gone decently. Bruce tells you that you can't go on patrol with the others because you're not at that skill level yet. Sometimes, you wish you weren't adopted, so you can go back to being rule and carefree. Whem there oit you usually just train. you try to avoid training with any of your "house mates." You don't really talk to them, nor do they try to talk to you. The only one you have conversations with is dick. He's the friendliest one out of them all. When you do see them train something tears inside of you, like you'll never be as skilled as them.
"I think you are ready for your first night on patrol, but since this is your first time, you will be assisting Dick," Bruce tells you. Dick gives you a smile, and you smile back as you head to your room to get ready. You're all suited up and ready to be the newest addition to the batfamily. Your eyes widen as you see all your favorite heroes. Sure, you knew it was them it just still shocks you to see the irl. No one can see, but your smile is so wide it feels like your head is gonna pop. Even though you didn't expect them to be so... awkward. there are 6 people in the room Robin,Nighwing,red robin, batgirl, and batman "Great there's done, we can go now," robin says with a lot of sass behind his tone.
You guys head out. Most of them have motorcycles, but you got to ride in the batmobile. You make a noise of excitement as you see it up close in real life. It's hard to see, but you know damian is side eyeing you, judging you hard, and you haven't even said a word to him it made you very uneasy. It was about a 5 minute drive to get to wherever the alert was coming from. It took you a while to open the door, so you were the last one out of the car. You see all them working together on their plan. You run over there with them. You walk closer to nightwing, trying to see what they're doing. You didn't hear your name. "And you go when I give the signal, ok?" nightwing ordered, making eye contact with you "wait wha-" they start heading towards the building, you follow towards dick. You enter the dark building it's hard to see anything at first, but your eyes adjust. You aren't as fast as the others, but that isn't going to stop you. You run a little more and more. And more. Ok, yeah , it is going to stop you. Finally you reach the room most of them are in already taking out henchmen. You diside to join the fun. Kick one in the face, then straight to a punch that quickly puts them out by the time you guys were done, you had only gotten 2. A feeling of embarrassment kicks in "God , why am i so slow" you think to yourself, hoping it doesn't interfere with their plan. The rest of the time, you just watch the others do the job you wish you could be help, but there's really nothing you can do that they didn't already finish.
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after your so-called "mission," you washed up and got ready for bed. While you lay in your bed looking up at the ceiling, thoughts skater threw you head like ice being thrown to the ground. But one section sticks out the most and leaves you with an anxious feeling. "Why aren't you good enough?"You're too slow."You don't fit in." "Why are you even here?" Leaving you with a bitter taste.
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craxkbaby · 24 days
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Antares reader here! Got something good so probs a hurt/comfort?
Dick Grasyon x Adopted son of Deathstroke (who's a mercenary as well???)
HEAR ME OIT HE ANGST POTENTIAL IN THIS IS OVERWHELMING!
"Why are you avoiding me?" "Because.... Because i think im falling in love with you okay?" TROPE OMG FKDNDRN
Or "Fuck you!" "Later. Now listen here you little shit-"
IM SHAKING AND BEGGING YOU
HELLO! If it’s okay, I’m just gonna call you Antares anon :3!! I did get your other request, and I am working on it!!! CHAT SCHOOL HAS BEEN KILLING ME!! I was listening to Once more to see you and Cop Car by mitski. And omg.. dawg it lowkey made me emotional!!!
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Why would Nightwing himself want to be involved with a guy, the son of Deathstroke? It was a moment of weakness. He shouldn’t be involved with you. You were trained to be a hired gun. A mercenary just like Deathstroke, you do it for the money.
He shouldn’t be involved with someone like you who is connected to a person who wants Batman gone. But it hurts to avoid you. It hurts knowing he will have to get you locked up one day.
Though the chemistry you two share is unavoidable. The small talks on the rooftops during Dicks patrol, the cat and mouse chase you two share. But it’s all platonic right? It’s not. But that’s what Dick wants to believe.
He can’t afford to have these feelings towards you any longer.
But you don’t feel the same way.
The thought of you finally having someone in your life that wasn’t just training you to end lives was refreshing. You wanted the daily night meetups to continue. You loved them, being able to have small breaks with a person you slowly grew to love felt enjoyable.
But you had no clue on how Dick was such against the idea.
He didn’t want to be against it.
But he had to. He was slowly melting onto you, completely sticking onto you like glue. Unable to be tore away. He secretly wished you would change.
Change just so he can be with you, how selfish, he knows. Wanting you to change just so he can be with you the way he likes it. When he knew you weren’t going to change just for him, the avoidance started.
Avoiding you at any cost, stopped meeting at your spot. Stopped answering your calls and texts. Started ghosting you. You obviously noticed this. How can it go unnoticed?
The word “read” under every text you sent suffocated your heart. Then the overthinking started.
“Hey.” Read.
“You okay?” Read.
“Did I do something wrong?” Read.
The overthinking, did you upset him? You probably said something wrong. He probably needs space! From what though?
How were you supposed to know how he felt? He was being childish. Childish in a way, refusing to communicate, refusing to acknowledge you any longer.
Refusing to acknowledge your text, refusing to acknowledge your missed calls, refusing to acknowledge your voicemails, refusing to acknowledge you.
Then the hatred started. All those months of getting to know Dick, and just for him to completely shove you off. Ghosting you for weeks straight, you grew angry with him.
You tried not to think about it, but it was eating you from the inside out. It was hurting like a breakup. Your life fell silent once again.
Dick completely walking out of your life without a reason, without an explanation! Oh and how it irritated you.
You waited for hours at the spot you two usually always met at. Staying out all night just for a no show. It’s like Nightwing never even existed.
It was just all apart of your imagination. Imaging a friend you finally had who was a hero.
You knew him and you being so close wasn’t the best idea, you two had completely different career paths, but still decided to stick to each other.
Though Dick was the one who broke that cycle. The way he always caught himself staring at you for long period of time, his hand always on you somewhere.
It wasn’t going to work out anyways. He always thought.
He convinced himself that you felt the same about the situation. Manipulating himself just to get out of a situation he put himself in.
Those text messages and missed calls didn’t even matter.
But oh when you caught him. It’s like his whole world crashed;
“Dick.”
His name being spoken from the distance, it was obviously you. You caught him, finally finding him after almost a month. You sounded angry, pissed. You had every right to be.
“You aren’t going to say anything? Seriously?”
Dick couldn’t even turn around, couldn’t even face you after such a long time. The guilt started to wash over him like a wave.
The silence was so loud, the only light providing you was the moon. Gotham was settling down for the night, hardly any noises coming from the city. It was like it was just you two in the whole entire world.
“Did I do something wrong?”
No, he didn’t want you to think that. But he caused it. He caused those thoughts to flood in your mind. He didn’t mean to, but he made it happen.
“No, of course not..” He finally said something, slowly turning to you just to see your face scrunched up with confusion and anger.
You found that hard to believe, did you really not? “Yeah, I ghosted you for a whole month. But you didn’t do anything wrong! Makes sense right?”
That’s exactly what you heard from what he said.
“Really? So, my texts didn’t mean shit to you?” You said, stepping closer towards him just for him to back away, like you were some type of disease he couldn’t risk having.
Dick tried to say something, but stutters only came out. He couldn’t make up an excuse. How was he supposed to tell you?
“We can’t see each other cause you kill people.”
“I can’t be seen with you.”
“It’s just your father.”
“I’m trying to save my own fucking reputation.”
He didn’t know how to word it right. He found it impossible. The silence he was giving you was slowly bringing tears to your eyes.
You didn’t want to fucking cry in front of him, you feel embarrassment fade over you. This situation was stressing both of you out. Oh please, cut him some slack.
“It’s complicated.” Dick mumbled. It was, so complicated. Your feelings, his feelings, they weren’t complimenting the situation well.
Dick not giving you a valid explanation irritated you, it made your breath hitch and just made you go silent. The way he was avoiding your eyes, the way he looked anywhere but you.
“Listen—“ He started, but failing horribly to even complete his sentence. The look of your face just made him carry more guilt.
He should’ve been mature about this, instead of ghosting you he should’ve talked to you about the problem. Surely you’d understand, right?
Probably not.
“We can’t be seen together.” Dick got out.
His words sinking in your bead, the words overlapping in your thoughts. Were you really that bad? That bad that Dick is completely avoiding you?
“You can’t be seen together.” You repeated. “Really?”
“Yes, really.” Dick let out, a slight harsh following his tone shortly after.
ALRIGHT BRUH LIKE I ACTUALLY HAD TO GET RID OF THIS, WHY DID I HAVE SUCH HARDCORE WRITERS BLOCK?? IDK! BUT HERES THIS PART AND I PROMISE ILL FINISH IT WHEN I HAVE THE TIME.
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theundercoversquid · 3 years
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Going to the beach with Batfam
Pairing: Bruce x Reader, Dick x Reader, and Jason x Reader
Warnings: None, this is just fluff
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Bruce Wayne
The beach trip was actually your idea
You often try to plan family trip’s for your husband and the boys
It was a way for them to relaxe once in a while
and to bond
You are fairly sure if it wasn’t for you there relashionsip would be a lot worse
You get Alfred to help you make the picking
making sure there is enough for all the boys and their S/O’s
Then you and Bruce would make sure that you had everything else that you might need
Thats included spare cloth’s for you and the boys and their S/O’s
you and Bruce refused to get caught unprepared for anything
Dick Grayson
Dick is the sought of S/O who would be super prepared
He would have checked the weather the night before and packed all the clothes and none perishable foods
On the day that you went, he would recheck the weather and make any last-minute changes necessary
You would then drive to the beach
Dick would make sure that you left early enough to be there early and before anybody else got the best spot
Once you got to the beach you would meet up with the rest of the Batfam and their S/O’s
From there you would enjoy the day together, not worrying about Gotham
You and Dick would have matching swim costumed that he bought
Dick so wants to be that couple
You and Dick would spend lots of time goofing off in the water together
But you would still have to make sure that you keep topped up on suntan lotion
Dick would also enjoy getting to show off his circus skills as he cartwheels around the beach and douse complicated flips
Jason Todd
It would start off as you having to convince Jason to go to the beach with his family
When you succeed in persuading him, Jason would make sure that he packs a book and headphones
The headphones would be noise-cancelling for when he wants a break from his family
when you tell him that you have to pack the picnic he would help
making sure that you have lots of lovely food, this man loves to spoil his S/O
and if you want nice food
Nice food you shall get
he would of course remind you several times that you aren’t allowed to share any of the food he made with his siblings
You just laugh at him for being moody
other than that Jason wouldn’t be too fust
When it comes time to leaves you would have to drag Jason out of bed as he compiled that he wants to stay in bed with you
When you get finally him up and dressed and in the car, you would shockingly be on time
To be honest the only reason you were in the car on time was you because you factored in how long it took Jason to get ready
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cipheress-to-k-pop · 2 years
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Let's Have A Baby (Drabble)
Pairing: Dick Grayson as Nightwing x Reader (Drabble)
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"Let's have a baby." Dick suddenly said one night while you both were in bed. It had been a couple days since you had returned to San Francisco from Gotham.
It had been a couple hectic days to be honest.
The nearly a week that you spent on the road because Dick had insisted on taking the RV instead of the truck was absolute torture. It wasn't so bad at first, Dick had promised that it would only be 2 days, but he forgot about the time we'd take for bathroom breaks, eating stops and stops that the kids had simply insisted on making to see tourist attractions.
I mean, what was so 'grand' about the 'Grand Canyon'? It was just a giant hole in the ground.
Around day 4, Kory started getting prickly and Tim was starting to get on Rachel's last nerve.
And when you all finally arrived back at the tower, all you wanted was to go to sleep for another week but your prayers that you made the entire way back was in vain. Why didn't you expect that the kids would have left the place in a mess, in their rush to get to Gotham?
It was another 2 days of cleaning, laundry, unpacking and getting groceries until finally you were able to rest comfortably in your clean bed after taking a hot shower next to your hot boyfriend.
Until he uttered those words.
"Let's have a baby."
You hadn't known that the sudden baby fever had infected him after he came back from the Lazarus Pit, when he saw a vision of your daughter, all cute and tiny.
She was gorgeous, every bit her mother's daughter, with a sunny grin and a pretty flower held in her pudgy hands. She was standing in the middle of the forest in a bright frock and her hair in pig tails.
"Daddy!"
Dick had whipped around, not knowing why but he just knew it in his heart that this was his daughter, his baby girl, another reason for him to go back to the land of the living. He smiled widely at the girl, who stood in a clearing, shuffling awkwardly on her feet.
She began running, launching herself into his arms and he caught her steadily, holding her tiny form to his chest. Oh, how his heart ached to hold her again in his arms.
"I picked this for you." She mumbled, shyly holding out the daisy for him to take and just as his fingers grasped the stem, she disappeared.
You burst into laughter, "Have you finally lost your mind?"
He chuckled, knowing how out of character it sounded for him, but he just held you closer to him, grasping at your waist and burying his face into your neck, "I'm serious. Let's have a baby."
You sighed in delight, gently stroking his hair, "You can barely handle the kids you have now."
"I'm not hearing a no."
"I'm not saying a no."
Dick lifted his head from your neck with a look of surprise and such utter, unadulterated happiness that your heart clenched in your chest. This man, you loved this man so much.
"So, it's a yes?"
"It's a 'I'll think about it'. I really love you, but our family is chaotic enough as it is and when I feel like we've planted our feet a little, I'll bring this up again." You said, gently cupping his cheek and watching as a bright smile grew on his face.
Dick leaned in to kiss you soundly and you giggled, wrapping your arms around his neck.
"Not trying to put pressure or anything. But just a ballpark, when do you think that'll be?"
"When I have enough blackmail material to get the others to babysit, no questions asked."
You both burst into laughter.
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kimberly-spirits13 · 3 years
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Batsibing with Wolverine Powers HC (Request)
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Okay so when the boys find out that you have these Wolverine powers, wtf
They think it’s a game of fruit ninja now
Like Jason will just randomly start throwing fruits and things at you to slice
Bruce wants to run scans to make sure that you’re not actively hurting yourself when you activate anything
Alfred forbids eating from the claws
It’s just uncomfortable and like
Don’t cut yourself
No one wants to deal with that
The extra abilities help you during fighting too
You still carry your weapons but like
Now you have claws bitches
Back tf up
Dick is always struggling opening bags
I just know it
So he’ll always call for you to open it and thinks it’s cool
“So y/n, care for some training? I wonder how your claws stand up to my swords.”
“You’re on Damian.”
“Y/N and Damian whatever you’re about to do, do not.”
Tim is just in awe
His sibling is now a true comic superhero
(He says true comic superhero cause he’s been in a reality where you’re all comic heroes)
Like the Wolverine kinda deal is just cool to him
He wants to see how the powers work but is mostly pretty chill
Bruce is just relieved you’re not suddenly Kryptonian or smt
Powers weren’t too bad to get used to
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internalsealpanic · 3 years
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Whiskey is Childcare, Dick
summary: Dick and Reader contemplate parenting
a/n: As a gag my co-writer suggested I post a bunch of DILF Fics. Since Dick is basically Damian’s dad he counts. This is a continuation of Work in Progress. I am a big fan of Dick panicking over sudden fatherhood
warnings: Bad life decisions and alcoholism
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“I don't know how B did it.” Dick whines, downing a shot of tequila.
You hum, pouring another for yourself. “cPTSD, insomnia, a sore lack of mental health care facilities,” you count off on your fingers, “oh, and whiskey. Whiskey was probably important.”
Dick scowls at you, squishing against the marble counter. “I'm talking about raising a kid. Not being Batman.”
“What about whiskey did not imply childcare?!” You protest before, downing your own shot of tequila. You wince and blanch then debate on whether you could add sugar.
Probably not.
“Concerning.”
“Indeed.”
“I meant your definition of childcare.”
“Guess why.”
“I know and don’t want to be infected.”
“Then shuddup.”
“... I didn’t know Slade drank whiskey.”
“He drinks anything. Look how well I turned out.” You say, sweeping your hand over yourself.
“Alcoholism is not the answer.” Dick says as he knocks back another shot.
You stare at him flatly, plucking the shot glass out of his hand. “Sure.” You think for a moment then fill his glass.
“I'm being serious.” Dick sighs. “The kid’s like a ninja assassin baby and how do you deal with that?”
With alcohol and Advil (if Dick was not a stick in the mud, ecstasy), you think. “You were an angry acrobat. He just has more knives.” You say instead. This response wasn’t any better but it was guaranteed to not have a glass of tequila thrown at your face and that sounds like a win at 5 in the morning.
“Hey! I knew knife throwing when I was 8.” Dick starts to slur.
You pinch your brow and stare at him. Really stare at him to try and telegraph your incredulity. “Whose side are you on?”
Dick turns his face over and flattens it against the island. “(Y/n)...”
“Dickenson,” you reply, holding his gaze. His eyes are slightly glassy and there are dark spots under his eyes that make him look more human than you’re used to. You let out a breath and the hard expression plastered on your face softens. You sip your tequila and immediately regret it. “He had Alfred and so do you. Besides--” you  take his hand in yours, squeezing it once then twice then twice, once more “--you have me too.”
Dick’s heart flutters in his chest and he can’t help but smile. It might be the alcohol messing with his head but he feels like things will work out.
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pricetagofficial · 4 years
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My Hero -D.G.
Warnings: language
Pairing: Dick Grayson x Reader
Summary: You and Dick went to a haunted house and he did the unthinkable.
Word Count: 585
Tag List: @idkmanicantenglish​
A/N: I had waaay too much fun writing this one, I know it’s short but it’s cute
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“Richard Grayson you are so fucking dead when I catch up to you!” you yelled. The haunted house was dark, and you had thought it would be a good idea to bring your boyfriend with you. The guy ran around Blüdhaven every night dressed as a giant blue bird and jumped off of buildings without a second thought, so the idea that he would do juts fine in a haunted house seemed to be logical.
That was before he got so scared he took off, leaving you behind.
This place wasn’t even that scary, it seemed to bother him more than it did you. The cast members had gotten a few good scares on you, but each one made Dick jump. That last one just sent him running for the hills. 
Honestly you were pissed than scared at the moment, and each time someone jumped at you you just gave them a glare and kept on your way to find your chicken of a boyfriend. 
Turning the corner you saw him standing there bent over his a hand on his chest. Crossing your arms, you stood in front of him and tapped your foot. His head peeked up to see your irritated face.
He flashed you his signature charismatic smile, Dick only did that to you when he knew he was in trouble and oh boy he was. “You know how much I love you right?’ he asked.
You gave him a nod. “Yeah I do, and I hope you know how much I love you too. You’re lucky that I don’t leave you here.” you said
“No please don’t do that, this place is scary as hell.” he muttered and took your hand. Looking him over, you smiled softly and placed a kiss on his cheek. Looked like your personal superhero needed someone to protect him from the scary monsters in the haunted house.
“I’ll save you Dickie, just don’t leave me again yeah?” you asked and began to lead him out of the house.
“My hero.” he chuckled softly and stayed by your side as you walked slowly through the rest of the house. Dick was basically plastered to your side as you kept an eye out for any of the jump scares. 
You would feel him jump every so often, when your warning came too late or it had still caught him off guard but you didn’t mind it when he only held onto you tighter. Who knew that deep down, Dick Grayson really was a chicken?
With the end in sight, Dick had his arms wrapped around you as you led the way out of the haunted house and was greeted with the starry night sky above you. Now that he was safely out of the haunted house, his normal carefree attitude was back as he wrapped his arms around your waist fully.
You looked up at him with a grin. “I got you out safe and sound, like I promised.” 
“How do I reward such a brave hero?” he asked, leaning down towards you as his breath fanned across your face.
“I can think of a few ways.” Leaning up, you caught his lips in a passionate kiss as his grip on you tightened. You ran your fingers through his dark hair, as his hands ran up and down your sides while you kissed in the moonlight.
“We should get home if you’re looking for that reward.” he grinned against your lips.
“But the car is right there.” you teased, and watched as his eyes went wide before he began to drag you over to his car and threw you into the backseat as you tried to hide your fits of giggles.
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Yk I'd love me some pretty boy, sunshine, Dick Grayson, I really would. But deep down in my heart of hearts I know I'd actually end up falling for the traumatized emotional wreck that is Jason Todd.
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kayadrake123 · 1 year
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Batboys x Thor!Reader
I HAVE TO I HAVE TO I HAVE TO. I just rewatched Ragnarok and I have seen a few posts speaking about Thor!Reader x the Batboys and I just had to write this. Please can people start making more headcanons and stories about this! Anyways, this is gender neutral and race neutral. I have also included some Marcel characters as well so hehehee enjoy!
Dick Grayson
First off, Dick loves your humour and how you deal with tricky situations
Like he admires how you can make lighthearted jokes as a giant dragon is trying to eat you
Which brings us to how you met
You piss off a lot of people, and this time you had happened to piss off someone with a dragon that’s trained to hunt down people
You knew you had to get off the beasts radar, so you went to the one place everyone would least expect you to be: Gotham City
Unfortunately the dragon wasn’t as dumb as you thought and followed you there, which ended with a lot of damage to Gotham’s streets, an angry dragon trying to bite your head off and an even angrier Batman
Nightwing joined the fight and just as he thought he was going to die when the dragon went for him, your hammer went straight through the beast and saved him
”Dragons have never really liked me that much”
”What?”
”Which is weird since they’re meant to be like puppies. I’m good with puppies.”
”They’re meant to be like WHAT?!”
He instantly fell in love with you. He enjoys how fearless and determined you are, even if you get beat up by a large creature occasionally.
You care about those you love and would do anything for them, something both of you share.
He understands your complicated relationship with your adopted sibling the best out of everyone you know, since it’s kinda similar to the one he used to have with Jason.
He knows your strong asf, but it never stops him from worrying about you.
He would do absolutely anything and everything for you.
He’ll never admit it but whenever you go into space and you take him with you, he gets really nauseous. Space makes him feel sick.
A lot of your enemies like to use him against you, and visa versa. It usually ends with the criminal being in critical condition in hospital after you beat the shit out of them. (Yes you beat up your own kidnappers)
Jason Todd
You were in a library cursing at the book in your hand as Jason walked past you.
He found it amusing how you were trying to be quiet as the librarian had shushed you a couple of times already, but what really prompted hi, to approach you was the fact that the book you were cursing at was a Greek mythology one.
He’s never seen anyone that worked up over a book about the Gods before.
The answer he received from you was one he was not expecting
”This goddamn book has so many inaccuracies! Thor is not the God/Goddess of Lighting, it’s Thunder you fucking idiots! They always get me confused with Zeus…”
”…What?”
When you saw his confusion, you held your hand out to greet him.
“Thor, child of Odin. And you are?”
”Uh, Jason…son of Bruce?”
He met you as Red Hood a few weeks later when Bizarro had a run in with a large green good friend of yours
“Ah! Jason! Son of Bruce.”
”I have no idea who that is.” He lied, but you could see straight through him.
You were actually able to recognize him due to some of his left arm getting exposed from having his suit torn somehow during the fight. He had a scar there that you had noticed during your first meeting. It was shaped similarly to a lightning bolt, which caught your interest.
You grew close and you both became very protective of the other
You always defend him against his family members, especially Bruce (who won’t admit it but sometimes he finds you scary)
You get along with the Outlaws very well too. You sometimes even join them on missions.
You love it when he teaches you something about plays, poetry and novels. You think it’s really cute that such a dangerous man can be so cute and romantic.
He’s definitely helped you save the world a couple of times.
Tim Drake
He met you during his Robin days
You were a friend of Kon’s, and he called in a favour when his team was failing miserably on a mission.
They were being attacked by some angry aliens who happened to be using some of their tech to mind control parts of the planet
Bart had gotten one of his legs broken pretty badly so he was out for a while, Cassie was knocked out, and Tim and Kon were barley winning their fights.
Suddenly some thunder sounded in the sky and everyone was blinded by a bright light (your thunder bolts hehehe) and the most beautiful person Tim has ever seen appeared out of nowhere from the sky and beat the function out of the remaining enemy
He’s a bat, and is very much like Bruce when it comes to being suspicious of people so he wasn’t so friendly to you in the beginning
Your first impression of Tim was that he gave zero fucks about anything. He’s pretty, but definitely doesn’t care about shit (or acts like he doesn’t)
You guys saw each other more when you helped the Titans, Justice League and even Batman out with a few missions
And also whenever Kon would invite you both out to the same places to hang out. You guys got very close over the years.
Then you guys began hanging out by yourselves in and out of uniform
You saw people while you were each other’s close friends, but you just always knew that you loved each other.
Then he became Red Robin and fell into a dark hole after Bruce’s ‘death’ and became very standoffish with you
You spent more time in space, where you made more enemies with dragons and men made of fire who like putting you in cages (Ragnarok reference hehe) and your family issues got a lot worse too
All the times you spent away from Tim (a few weeks) made you both realise that you’re in love with each other. So you returned home through Bifrost, and turned up at his nest one night when it was raining and confessed your love for him. (You were still covered in blood as you literally just came back from a fight)
You guys have always been inseparable together, but in a romantic relationship? UNSTOPPABLE.
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bluebirdwrites · 4 years
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pretty bird; dg
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warnings; minor language warning & fem!reader
author’s note; this is short, and I wrote this during a 3am fanfic binge. you can find my dc masterlist here (; enjoy
summary; sometimes older brothers need help from their younger sisters
“I’ve got this Bluebird,” She stands as a wall in front of him, now grabbing the man with the umbrella and flipping him over her head. “I can take them, you sit and take care of that gash until I’m done with the talking furbie here.”
Stepping forward, she ties up the man with the umbrella to then focuses her attention to the door that has burst open. More men appear, she can take them. The fight is brutal but short lived, more bruises than she will admit but she’ll be alright.
The man with the umbrella snarls a pathetic sound, spittle visibly covering the air in front of him. “You’ll pay for this you bitch! You bloody ruined everything! I can’t wait to get a hold of you girl,” he laughs, his hooked nose scrunches as he makes an attempt to lunge at her. “You’ll soon be little more than another batbrat with clipped wings. You hear that Nightwing? She’s next.”
The booming cackle of his laugh is cut off abruptly as his head snaps sideways with the sound of fist hitting flesh, now out cold as she crouches by the boy on the floor.
“Tsk,” her boot kicks the side of his torso, rolling him across the decrepit floor. “Whoops, that was totally an accident. You’ve still got an appointment with the commissioner. Pity you’ll have a concussion.”
She walks over to the boy in black and blue, propped against the wall staring at her- the girl in black and red. The boy rolls his eyes and lets the girl wrap gauze around the gash on his leg.
“Nothing life threatening, just going to be a pain in the ass. Mr tall, dark and broody won’t want you patrolling for a few days.” The girls eyes glint in that way that makes him smile and tells him that everything is okay. That she’s there with him in the present.
Both vigilantes stand and get to the front of the building, him wondering how she grew up in front of him right under his nose. “How’d you get so wise pretty bird? Last time I checked, I was the eldest; and yet you seem to have me at a disadvantage.”
Both siblings smile, moments like these are sought after in their rarity. “Bluebird, I’m only a few years younger than you and Bucket,” now at the rendezvous point, the girl in black and red sends in a call for transport to the cave. “And besides, I’m pretty mature for my age. I’ll be finished highschool soon. I’m a big girl Bluebird, let me help you like you help me.”
And with that, they board the plane and that is that as the night consumes them.
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V is for Vengeance part 3
Part three is here! I hope ya’ll dig it. Let me know if you have any critics! Should I go ahead and make a masterlist? x0x0
Word Count: 1079
(Y\N) could see the outlines of the lights through her eyelids. She hesitated to open the, debating if it was worth it or if sleep was more comfortable. But the darkness still sat in her chest like a weight forcing her sleepiness away. 
It took a few blinks before she could really see the room around her. Well if it could be called that, it was more of an over-lit glass box the opened into a fucking cave. 
A half gasp half whimper escaped her as she wiggled to sit up, her eyes squeezing shut as her ribs screamed at the movement. Not her best plan, but she’d be damned if it wasn’t happening. She had managed to ease up about halfway when her lame excuses for teammates seemed to prowl into the space, one heading to each side of her bed. 
She assumed this was an intervention. 
The pair didn’t have their masks, or helmet, on when they settled, but their symbols and ugly ass fashion sense gave them away. Their voices confirmed it.
“So (Y\N), wanna tell us about what’s going on?” That was Nightwing for sure. (Y\N) stared at him for a moment, taking in his features that she hadn’t been able to take in before. He was cute she decided, but being cute didn’t give him any points in her book.
“None of your business. Where’s my staff” Her throat felt like sandpaper as the words came out, the boys sighing in unison like they really expected her to do what they wanted now. Even when she was little she had a severe stubborn streak and historically speaking she rarely broke it. 
“(Y/N),” alright the use of her first name was starting to annoy her now, “We know who you are. We know what The Joker did to your family. We’re trying to help you here.” Yep, she was done here. She’d recover the best she could before getting back to it. She was gonna feel the life of the Joker fade away from her hands around his throat one way or another.
The newfound determination, though not really new just reignited, led to her pulling herself up the rest of the way, her whole body seemed to protest the movement, but she continued regardless.
Both boys darted to her, their hands on each of her shoulders, “Wait, wait! We’re sorry. Lay down, please” 
Leave it to her to make the pretty bat boys beg. Not that she was in a listening mood. Her fingers wrapped around the IV that they had connected to her, wrenching it free of her flesh, forcing her to squeeze her eyes close at the pain. It was only for a second. A measly second, but it was still too long to recover. 
“Sweetheart stop!” Red Hood decided to punctuate that statement by shoving her back onto the bed, resulting in a quick cry out, from both (Y\N) and Nightwing, though the former would have never confessed such a sin.
“Jason! Dude, you’re gonna hurt her!” 
“Yeah? Well, she should stop doing stupid shit then!” 
Stupid boys and their stupid fucking bickering. 
“Stop! Stop, it’s my fault. Fucking shit.” She couldn’t help but press her fingers into her side where the aching from waking up and since turned to angry, pounding pain.  That earned two sets of blue eyes on her, taking her back. 
The pair look so similar but definitely weren’t related. They just didn’t seem like that kind of connection
“Are y’all gay or?” that earned a loud guffaw from Red Hood, Jason she noted, and a disgusted twist of Dicks. She was gonna take that as a no.
“Adopted brothers” that earned a snort from her, but she was distracted promptly by a movement outside the room, that led to her sitting up all over again. 
“(Y/N) you’re killing us here. And by us we mean you. Sitting up cannot feel good right now,”, Jason had seemed to take over their interaction.
“Where’s my staff, you morons?” The anger in her voice seemed to take all three of them back, though she forced her own shock away from the surface. 
“Here. We tried to take it back, but we couldn’t get it out of the Bat Cave without it flying back here.” That was weird but tolerable. 
She went to move again, kicking her feet over the side of the  bed, this time making it to standing. She heard one of them mutter something about if she was serious, but what that thought about her actions was irrelevant. 
The floor was cold against her toes as she stumbled towards the open door, only for Jason’s broad shoulders to block her path. 
“Why can’t I leave?” Apparently that was a loaded question. 
“Because you killed someone at the warehouse, princess. And, much to my own inconvenience, we don’t play like that.” She was starting to regret playing with these boys, and the huff that escaped her chest proved it. 
She vaguely remembered landed on one of the goons, and vividly remembered her staff sinking into to him, but she didn’t think it had been that far. They were overreacting for sure.
Or was she? Because the pair had a matching look of disappointing and it led her to think she was underreacting. Not that she would admit that. 
This situation seemed to be getting more out of hand than she had originally planned. 
“Okay listen, I put more effort into the not killing thing, but I am gonna get my hands on the joker. And I’m gonna give him what he fuckin’ deserves,” The pair really had the audacity to look at each other to agree. Not gay her ass. 
“You can’t leave. If you’re gonna do whatever you’re trying to do, Miss Vague, then you’re gonna do it under our roofs and you won’t even get to start until you’ve recovered.” Apparently Dick had a bossy streak.
(Y\N) read the room and gathered this was non-optional. And guessing by the several shadows about in the gave she assumed she was outnumbered too. She would have to restart her stubborn streak. 
“Fine. But I get to train when I want and I get to go where I want. I will not be put on house arrest by a fuckin’ furry and his stupid pets.” Two unanimous huffs again. 
“Fine” 
She guessed not being alone for a while wouldn’t be so bad.
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