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eydi-andrius · 9 months

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F*ck, Marry, or Kill (Gojo Satoru x Reader)

summary: Somehow, Gojo and you always work together in missions

cw/tw: some foul language but tolerable and PG-13, Gojo being Gojo, fluff (?)

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a/n: This will be a series of drabbles I wrote for Gojo but I cannot pieced together as a oneshot or story. I hope you all will like it. Appreciate the likes, comments and reblogs! ✨

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"Fuck, Marry, Kill! Me, Nanami or Ijichi!" Gojo asked. Looking unfocused and obviously, caffeine drunk.

It has been three days since they gave you this mission and on those days, you two barely slept and had to stay up for consecutive days to catch this curse.

You don't know if this work was the torture or the constant noises Gojo makes every time he tries his best to joke around, and throw random questions to help you stay awake.

His efforts should make you feel thankful but at this point, you were so tired of how noisy he was that you have this tiny voice inside your head that tells you to wrap his mouth and gag him using his blindfold.

Truthfully, you have no trouble staying awake. But whenever you are with Gojo, you get so tired that sometimes, you just feel your eyes fluttering-closed because you run out of energy to deal with him.

That's when he will slap you awake and ask the most random question.

The curse this time kills so fast that if you ever just try closing your eyes and taking the shortest nap, you're dead. It had killed so many lives and was getting on everyone's nerves, that's why they assigned this mission to Gojo.

You're just not sure why you were dragged on this absolute hell of a mission though. You've heard this blue-eyed man child threw a tantrum at the principal. But that was just a rumor amongst the first years.

Anyway, this was a tricky curse. It was so smart and hard to catch if you're awake, that even the self-proclaimed strongest sorcerer was having a hard time catching it.

"Marry Nanami, Fuck Ijichi and Kill Gojo." You replied, uninterested. At this point, you also developed a skill wherein you just reply to whatever question he asked of you and you answer right away.

"Huh!? No way you'll fuck Ijichi! He looks like he will die from excitement the moment you start foreplay! Man, you're so mean to him!" Gojo whined while stomping his feet when he heard your answer.

If you just have the energy, you probably have punched him in the face before he even realizes it.

"I mean, I agree with marrying Nanami but you can fuck me!" All the colors drained from your face when he said that with no shame at all. He looks smug, hurt and kinda offended as he frowned at you.

You two were sitting at a bench, in a public park when he said that loudly. Those nearby looked at you differently. Some with disgust, others mouth agape, while the teenagers giggled and cheered Gojo's efforts. And you don't blame them at all. He sounded, as if, he wanted so bad to be inside your skirt.

You were about to retort back when you were stopped.

It's probably the fatigue and shame mixed together, but you started feeling dizzy and lightheaded. Visions blurry and swimming, you slowly lose all your strength. You've heard Gojo calling your name but it sounded as if you were submerged underwater.

Not having any control of your work-beaten and sleepless body, you succumb to the feeling of sleep. However, before you fully lose consciousness, you've heard someone apologize.

It sounded like Gojo but you were not sure.

"Sorry, I was so tired I started talking about the weirdest things. While I enjoyed our time together, I think it's time to kill this curse. I will make sure he will feel my anger after the embarrassment he put me through."

[BONUS]

Megumi was inside the convenience store when he watched the fiasco his teacher did outside.

He muttered repeatedly to himself, to remind him that he doesn't know that person at all.

He was so embarrassed when he heard what he was talking about and kinda felt bad to his cursed spirit for asking it to hear and relay the conversation they're having.

Gojo asked him to come today. He said that you were too tired and he would need another hand killing this curse.

What he did not expect was that, even his sensei was too tired to even think straight.

Or that's what he thought.

Within a blink of an eye, Gojo killed the cursed in front of him. He brought Megumi inside his domain and taught him how to kill it, precisely and fast.

When he opened his eyes, he was back at the convenience store, with his shoulder heavy with you leaning at him. You looked uncomfortable and he kinda felt bad.

"Help her up. I already called Ijichi, he will be here soon. I need to report to the higher ups today. Those damn old geezers." With contempt, Gojo almost spit in anger by just mentioning his superiors.

Realizing that the mission was done with just that, he nodded and his sensei vanished.

With a deep sigh, Megumi looked at you with pity.

He wasn't sure if you were unfortunate or lucky to catch his teacher's attention.

His teacher, his guardian, stayed up for days, forcing you to join him, when he could have just killed the curse for a second.

Even though he wasn't religious, he prayed for your safety.

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kimingyuslover · 5 months

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"DK, I know you're trying to kill me."

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themanwhocannotdie · 5 years

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morsmordre-writes · 4 years

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screennamealreadyused · 3 years

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Hello loves! It’s funny to think that just about a year ago I was typing this exact post for 100 followers! But we’ve doubled in size! I think that’s cause for celebration.

Send as many or as few as you’d like! Anons are welcome! Please be kind! I’m also a student and will try to get to everything. Please don’t spam me with your ask/request, I probably got it but I haven’t had a chance to answer it!

You can request 3 different types of moodboards

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donutloverxo · 4 years

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Quarantine fic recs part 2

Also see my masterlist and fic recs part 1 ive tried more to include lesser known or older stories. Check out the authors masterlists for some more goodies they're all amazing! Happy reading 💕

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f*ck marry kill by @fiction-is-the-new-reality

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before you doze off by @cxptain

memory lane by @barnes-dameron

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noah-moth-cursed-chaos · 3 years

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ur muse is in a game of marry, fuck, kill! what names do they pick for each?

I think that there were supposed to be three names sent with this one for the muse to choose from??

But I’m just gonna do a lil Drabble for it since ngl I’m not sure how this one is supposed to be asked or answered

“F^ck marry kill? Are you serious? What are we, 9?” Tina glanced at her coworker, squinting.

“Ah come on!” Ella insisted, “We got nothing better to do on this stakeout.” Neither even fully knew what they were tracking, they were told they’d ‘know it when they saw it’.

“... We could. Pay attention to the job.” Tina pointed out.

“F^ck marry kill, me, Ana from overwatch, anddddddd, Father Allred from FAItH.”

“The dead priest? From that f^cking horror game you made me play with you? Did we even *see* him?” Tina asked, “All we know is he’s old.”

“Are you into older men?” Ella smirked.

“*No*. Marry you, f^ck Ana because she’s a milf, and kill Allred again. There. Happy? Hey-whats so funny?”

“I didn’t know you knew was a milf was!” Ella got out between laughs.

“I’m only three years older than you!”

“You act like you’re sixty!”

“Oh go f^ck yourself.”

“Nah I’ll f^ck a milf.”

“Oh my god, Ella.”

#have one half of the spy group going on a stakeout #and Ella being well. Ella.#ask #asks #oc writing

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thestuckylibrary · 4 years

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Please send us an ask stating which group ask and which person you are replying to. Thank you so much in advance!

Anon 1 said:

Hey, love the blog. Found a fic a while ago set in WS where Bucky thinks he has to kiss captain America for his mission. Then they do and he remembers Steve. It happens during the highway scene I think. Looked everywhere can’t find it. Please help!

possibleplatypus, tatltaelfairies and Anon sent in Kiss, Marry, Kill by Starshot (oneshot | 9,311 | M) *major character death

Anon 2 said:

hey! there’s this fic post-cacw where wanda places trigger words in steve’s head and then removes them to show bucky that it can work. i was wondering if anyone knew the title of that fic? i would love to read it again. thanks!

possibleplatypus and dolphinqueen10 sent in something in the wires made the light bulbs break, by Poe (oneshot | 3,009 | G)

beyondkailani said:

Hi I've been hunting high and low for this fic without success for a couple of days now. It's post-WS and Steve gets Bucky a weighted blanket which helps him sleep. Any ideas what it could be? It's been driving me crazy! Thanks!

entigral sent in Newton's Law Of Naps by rohkeutta (oneshot | 1,123 | T)

Anon 3 said:

hey! theres a fic that i cant find and it was with under age modern bucky and he lived above steve who was captain america and he kept sneaking in and meeting up with steve and in the end, bucky showed up at one of steves speeches and they just smiled at each other! please help!

herkharvey sent in erupted with rubies by yasgorl (oneshot | 8,009 | E)

killanine said:

Hi, I'm looking for a specific fic where Bucky has telekinetic powers and Steve didn't know? Bucky didn't really use his powers for anything besides making it easier to do domestic things (cooking, summoning things from across the room), and Steve walks in on Bucky using his powers and he's all like "what's going on???" I think it was a oneshot, kinda fluffy. (It might've been the other way around, with Steve being the one who had the powers, but I'm pretty sure it was Bucky.) Thanks!

Anon 4 said:

I don’t know if my ask was eaten up or never got to you guys, but it’d be great if you could help me. I’m looking for this fic where Bucky heard Steve say something and he accidentally wished more Bucky’s from different dimensions and then Bucky ended up wishing for Steve too and they had to find a Bucky and Steve to match and send back to their universe and a lot of the Steve and Bucky’s were inspired from other fics as well. I looked everywhere and I was really hoping you could help me find it

possibleplatypus sent in Too Many Buckys by Lauralot (complete | 6,506 | T)

Anon sent in Except it Abide in the Vine* by spitandvinegar (restricted, oneshot | 27,914 | M) *heed the tags, also includes poly and /others

Anon 5 said: (sex work)

i cant find this one fic where they live in a futuristic dystopian-ish au and bucky has the metal on his arm exposed and cant get handcuffs put on otherwise itll stop working. steve is a cop. natasha is there and she has liho in it. i think bucky was a prostitute and steve comes back to apologize but bucky misunderstands and they sleep together, so steve leaves without giving him any money. can u help me find it by any chance? 🥺

princessniitza, time-lord-no-more and possibleplatypus sent in Summer Don't Own Me No More* by alby_mangroves, Nonymos (complete | 28,349 | E) *sex work, check the tags

Anon 6 said:

hey i’m looking for a fic about steve and bucky going on a school camping trip or something they get lost and have sex i remember bucky basically being an outcast and steve having a protective mother

Anon 7 said: (/others)

Hey, I’m looking for a fic bucky and Steve where separated for 15 years. They meet up at a stark industries party Bucky is Tony’s bodyguard and Steve is a professor. They fuck on Steve’s desk while Steve is married to Sharon carter. I’d be so pleased if you could find it.

princessniitza, possibleplatypus and Anon sent in i am the eater of worlds (and i’m looking for someone to feed me)* by voxofthevoid (complete | 21,521 | E) */others

Anon 8 said:

I'm looking for a fic where Bucky wasn't dusted in IW. It follows EG with some divergence. Bucky stays with Nat at the Compound and sometimes at Steve's apartment. It's established relationship and I remember this part Steve comes to the Compound to pick up Bucky and he and Nat talk. Another scene later is Bucky crying in his room remembering Tony's parents (Bucky and Tony don’t become friends I THINK). Steve walks in on him. It was a longish one-shot I believe and maybe an EG fix it. Thanks!

Anon 9 said:

Helloo! This was asked a little while back but, im looking for a fic where Steve is sent into this perfect dream world by a djinn (who also happens to be slowly draining the life forces of people stuck in these dreamverses??) Steve and Bucky were married in the alt dream verse and I think Clint and nat were married + had kids?? If anyone knows what im talking about I'll be forever grateful lol thankss

dolphinqueen10 sent in Sleeping At Last by bitelikefire (theoleo) (WIP | 27,816 | M)

Anon 10 said:

i’m looking for a fic i read not too long ago. it has recovering bucky and he almost kills natasha because she is following him at some point. him and steve have three cats that they call the pizzas. bucky is sorta adopted by a family that runs a restaurant bc he’s a huge foodie. he has a best friend named joey/josefina? and is the god father of a baby named nina i think? i can’t find it anywhere i would really appreciate the help.

dolphinqueen10 sent in The Taming* by BlueSimplicity (complete | 105,715 | M) *graphic violence or The Blooming* by BlueSimplicity (complete | 251,903 | E) *chose not to warn, rape/noncon elements

free-2bmee said:

Hi! This has been bugging me, but I’m looking for a nsfw fic...or maybe Drabble? where Buck is f*cking Steve and because of their position he makes Steve duck his own c*ck?

Anon 11 said:

hello! i’m looking for a fic where steve and bucky get stuck in like a morgue while on a mission and then have sex in it because there’s gas outside. then the rest of the team lets them out. thank you guys for all of your hard work!!!

Anon 12 said:

i read a fic a long time ago where one of them fake proposes to the other with like an onion ring as a bet? and then they move in together and one of them works at a department store and they have a pet fish and i cannot find it!

dolphinqueen10 sent in We’re a Power Couple and Everyone Knows It (But Us)* by infinityonfic, tigrlilly (restricted, complete | 133888 | E) */others

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