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ohgodtheresanotherone · 3 months
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lmao just remembered this, apparently I'm a diversity stunt. Okay so this happened last night (this morning?).
Imagine a freshly sleep deprived Duke Thomas going to a nearby store because its 1:30 AM and we're out of energy drinks . So there I was, in the snack isle minding my business when this middle aged white woman approaches me. She looks me up and down and says to me, "I see that Brucie decided to branch out."
"W-what do you mean" - me running on little to no sleep wondering what this woman wants.
"You know. People were talking about how he often goes for the same type. So its nice for him to branch out."
THIS RANDOM ASS WOMAN COMES OVER TO ME AND IMPLIED THAT BRUCE TAKING ME IN WAS A DIVERSITY STUNT.
anyways I was too shocked at the time but I wish I had said something before she left. Although I'm not sure what i'd say lol
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caint-see-me · 4 months
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I love how your blog bio is weirdly ominous.
--Duke
Yes it is :)
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breadandblankets · 1 month
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gotham city social media aus are so fun like imagine for me if u will:
"who need the sun when u have ✨Him✨" [fancam of The Signal Akira sliding on his bike, cut with him speaking quietly with a kid, cut with him helmet cracked, paying for a bus fare]
tweet with a picture of the batmobile blocking a car into a parking space, the comment is just ":/ this will be fun to explain to my boss"
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Bruce Wayne Says ‘Never Too Old For Uppies’
Darling billionaire and former Gotham heartthrob turn DILF Bruce Wayne was spotted at his latest Gala wearing the latest season’s top designer suit.
This is of its self wasn’t surprising but the scene that unfolded sure was!
Now it isn’t a surprise for anyone who has been keeping track of the posts and polls about the most attractive men in America that Mr. Winner of 3 years in a row is quite ripped under all those layers he usually wears and when asked why he exercises to such a degree that it could rival the big bat, Mr. Wayne seemed to fumble for a bit before responding with a dazzling smile that he does so that he could carry all of his children.
Another reporter made comment about how all of his children were well past the age of being picked up.
Mr. Wayne proceed to state quite seriously to the reporter,
“They’re never too old for uppies.”
Apparently Mr. Wayne’s two eldest sons had heard their father’s statement as they shared a look before taking a running leap towards their dad with Dick Grayson Wayne bellowing “uppies!” In response.
Mr. Wayne, despite his well known clumsiness, caught both of his sons with a spin before calmly stating to the reporters that he had guests to talk to and then walked away with one boy sitting on each hip.
And let us remind our readers that neither men Mr. Wayne caught weigh less than an estimated 170 lbs!
The rest of the gala had our reporters spotting Mr. Wayne carrying his various children in various ways.
Message was well received, Kids are never too old for uppies, just too heavy!
But nothing less can be expected from the dad of the year.
Though, he may have competition here in Gotham, as eye witnesses have stated that they had seen our own Big Bat taking after our resident rich man.
But who can say? Maybe the two have a closer relationship than we know.
It had been stated that both Bruce Wayne and Batman have a similar physique to each-other with Batman being just slightly larger in size.
Maybe they share a workout routine?
We can only speculate.
What we can be sure of, is that Bruce loves his kids and would be willing to do anything to make them smile.
As always I am Vicky Vale.
*there are two photos shown along with the article. One of Bruce Wayne carting a staggering number of his children. With Cassandra and Damian Wayne on his shoulders, Dick Grayson Wayne and Jason Todd under each arm and Tim Drake Wayne clinging onto his front like a koala. It is noted that Duke Thomas is to the side seemingly recording the entire scene.
The second photo is of Batman with an annoyed Red Hood slung over his shoulder, trying to get loose.”
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melody-han-wayne · 1 month
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overheard someone say "if the Waynes are always being kidnapped why don't they just hire bodyguards?" and I LAUGHED
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gothamcity-official · 4 months
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Mr. Freeze Gives Us A White Christmas
We would like to wish you a merry Christmas, but Mr. Freeze has escaped and is trying to freeze most of Gotham. The entire Colony is out and about, including Signal, who has been seen much earlier than usual.
Stay warm and inside. Please review how to avoid hypothermia and how to treat it if you do come across Mr. Freeze.
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Today is another year without my parents. I wanted to make a post about them, but couldn't think of how to do it.
Thomas and Martha Wayne were supporttive in every way. I couldn't have asked for more loving parents. Even though they left so soon, I was loved so much by them.
I want to use today to commemorate them, as well as thank the people in my life who stepped into the role of caregiver when I had felt like the world would swallow me whole.
@alfred--pennyworth Alfred, I cannot thank you enough for everything you've done. You taught me what it truly means to be a father, just the way my parents would have wanted. Without you, who knows who I would have become?
And to all of my children, who I will certainly attempt to list here, I need to say how proud I am of you. Without your bright smiles, and without the trust and faith you have in me even on your darkest days, I wouldn't be half the man I am today. There aren't enough words on Earth to express my love for each of you.
I love each and every one of you. And Tim, I'm so grateful that you agreed to shoulder the burden of the gala. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart.
Linking my family: @thegreatflyinggrayson , @future-mr-darcy , @totallytimtastic , @onetruewayne , @ohgodtheresanotherone , @cassmeifyoucan , @caint-see-me , @spoiledbutkindaawayne , @yaowayneoficial , @prosper-kentwayne , @icnnic
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future-mr-darcy · 3 months
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@ohgodtheresanotherone Batman and Red Robin are also searching for you.
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totallytimtastic · 3 months
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This is all too much to deal with tbh. My relationship fell apart, my home is in shambles and is being rebuilt, my dad got attacked by gotham rogues, and my brother was taken by the Joker.
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I asked some of my family members a very important question. Would they still love me if I were a worm?
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ohgodtheresanotherone · 3 months
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@doctorcranes-ask, @dyslexicmeltdown, @spoiledbutnotawayne.
I think I’m gonna be sick. ugh I can see the bone.
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thegreatflyinggrayson · 3 months
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@ohgodtheresanotherone check the news, B is under attack. Ughhhhhh why am I all the way in Blüdhaven 😤😡😠😨😨😰
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a-rat-called-remus · 1 month
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I decided to make a SanderSides Roleplay Server!
Anyone who'd like to join, here's the link.
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ask-remus-sanders · 2 months
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HEYYYYY BITCHES~
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Remus here, feel free to ask me any questions, they can be about me the others!
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melody-han-wayne · 1 month
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in this family we don't open doors and walk through them like ordinary people, we break in through the window or crawl through the air vents
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icnnic · 4 months
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Hanging out with Duke, and we’re fucking around and saying stupid shit, and I say that January 27 is “nail a penis to a board” day
We look up what January 27 actually is-
Tell me why- please- tell me why I just unintentionally made fun of international holocaust Remembrance Day 😭😭
Please kill me
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