#flirty!bruce

[vveakfish]

queers in capes

#fanart #superbat #bruce x clark #clark kent #bruce wayne #flirty!bruce #flustered!clark #theyre just so gay for eachother what can i say? #what i did at work instead of being actually productive #dc comcis #dc fanart #batman #superman #they way i spelt dc comics wrong in the tags… #dc comics #scribble fish

[scintillyyy]

can i say something. i am kind of scared to say something bc dick ship wars kind of scare me even though i have absolutely no preference and care extremely little about dick ships. but. hm. the thinking about 80s and 90s medias as products of their time got me thinking a bit.

so. the interesting thing to me about dick-kory in the 70s and 80s vs dick-babs in the 90s and early 00s os how much each of those couples was entrenched in the media ideals of the time and what people were looking for in a ship.

so like, if you look at dick-kory, theirs is a larger than life love that is destined from the moment she kissed him to learn human language. and theirs is a dynamic and relationship dripping in the popular soap opera tropes that were very pervasive a the time. you can't actually divorce their tribulations (dick being kind of condescending to kory as the Man of the relationship, she's a princess who has to get married for political reasons and dick gets mad, kory gets mad at him for supposedly cheating when he was raped by mirage, the epic wedding that gets literally blown up by raven to name a few) from the media norms that were very popular. they fight passionately and make up passionately very frequently. this is a very common dynamic in the 80s, where soap operas were topping the charts. everyone was watching general hospital. *30 million* people tuned in to see luke and laura get married and their relationship started with him raping her (which was later turned into "seduction") and they were considered like THE couple ever. everyone was watching dynasty. dallas was hugely popular. falcon crest. knots landing. dick and kory's relationship mirrors a lot of what people were eating up back then in the soap opera type media the new titans was emulating. luke and laura. gary and valene. bo and hope. bobby and pam. dick and kory. can you really talk about dick and kory if you don't know what was going on with "bope" back then? for reference, here's what was going on with bo and hope:

anyways. enter the 90s and the soap opera fervor died down in a massive way. soap operas were no longer prime time material and their popularity died down in a massive way & actually people started more making fun of the overwrought storylines and soaps in general. the ideas of destined, one true love was suddenly far more unappealing to people who thought it was cheesy & tired. what people in the 90s were looking for was not true love that is constantly tested and put through the wringer--what was gaining in popularity was UST and will they won't they dynamics. enter dick-babs. and while i wholly disagree with the idea of diminishing kory's importance in dick's life just to uplift babs, i don't entirely disagree with the notion that kory probably wouldn't have really worked in batbooks, so i understand why batbooks wanted to focus on a loveline for dick for a character they had full control of and could work into the stories. and, hm. moving dick away from the destined one true love at the time that was kory allowed them to put him in the romantic situations that 90s audiences were vibing with instead. because you can't suddenly do a will they won't they with a couple who's been solidly dating for *years*. so with dick and babs you're able to do that. he's interested while she's dating someone else. he flirts with someone else for a bit while she's single. while the entire time they're still good working partners while circling around each other. will they? or won't they? and this was super common in late 90s/early 00s sitcom shows that people loved and were at the top of the charts. the x-files with scully and mulder. friends with rachel and ross. fran and mr. sheffield from the nanny. it's still very much playing to what people wanted to see back then.

anyways as someone who truly has no horse in this race i do think media norms of the time around couplings are interesting to dissect.

#anyways i think you can make similar comparisons to bruce-talia and bruce-selina #in that o'neil had created talia as this grand epic love for bruce #in the 80s but under his editorial directorship in the 90s there was still a move away from bruce-talia to instead focus more #on the more flirty bruce-selina dynamic in accordance with what the viewers at home wanted #anyways. just some thoughts of mine. #i do think there is a push in media once again towards the romanticism of destined lovers

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 51

Hear me out: Either due to a prank originally or them both being genderfluid, Bruce and Kate swap vigilante outfits. Batman is Batwoman for a night and Batwoman is Batman, not that the goons know that. The thing is though… it’s kind of fun. So they do it again, and again. The criminals don’t know if they’re going to get kick in your teeth Batman or shoot your kneecaps Batman, they don’t know if they’re going to get flirt while terrorizing your gang Batwoman or terrifyingly silent while snapping someones leg Batwoman. It’s fun for them, and sometimes on slower nights they’ll swap in the middle of patrol. No one can figure out who the bats are, even in rumors or conspiracy theories. People trying to psychoanalyze them are pulling out their hair, the batkids when they find out are going wild with ideas on how to make it worse. 

Of course, come the Justice League, they continue to do their whole switching vigilante-sonas. 

#batman au #prompts #personally i like the genderfluid idea of them just using batwoman or batman depending on which they feel at the time #Sometimes Gotham will get Batwoman in two different places sometimes two batman or sometimes a mix #Sometimes just one #batman #bruce wayne #batwoman #kate kane #justice league #dc #dcu #Y'know what would be hilarious #Battle of the Cowl but All of the kids join in the swap where No One knows what batman they'll get #People are still debating on if it's just one person or multiple #conspiracy theorists claim cloning or metas who can create copies #will they get flirty batman or gun batman or acrobat batman or silent batman or tiny batman or #Honestly Bruce and Kate deserve to be genderfluid #Let them flip off the concept of gender and be whatever they want

[bruciemilf]

Broke: Batman visits Arkham every weekend to make sure there is no prison break.

Woke: Bruce visits Arkham to get railed by his bipolar ex.

(the guards and orderlies loves him because he tips them all $1000 to look the other way)

Which one was more culturally significant? Jesus coming back to life just to prove a point, or Bruce Wayne keeping Arkham up by screaming " daddy!" Then walking away hours later whistling as he exits the place " have a good weekend, George:)"

#plot twist he and harvey arent fucking #they just want to be annoying. also im convinced harvey breaks out when bruce is being intentionally flirty (in his autistic way at least) #on tv and well. listen im just saying. im an angry sex bruharvey stan first. #bruce wayne #dc #batman #harvey dent #bruharvey

[daedalusdavinci]

"If we get caught kissing in a small, dark, kind of shady alleyway, it's on you." twomatch. or whatever. i never remeber that ship name

ive done this prompt before with these exact same characters, but i really like it, and its been a while, so im going to give a rewrite a swing. maybe my writings improved

"If we get caught kissing in a small, dark, kind of shady alleyway, it's on you," Matches says, but there's a smirk on his lips as he pulls Two Face back against the brickwork.

"Well, maybe you shouldn't have sidetracked me," Two Face says, the same playfulness reflected back in how he lets the warmth of their bodies collide, lips almost touching, but not quite. It's a tease, knuckles brushing against Matches's cheek as his smile hovers close to the corner of his mouth, but doesn't close the distance- not yet.

Two Face loves the way Matches grins in moments like this, caught somewhere between that cocksure, sly amusement, and the more genuine fondness that burns underneath it. Calloused palms smooth across Two Face's chest, bold and burning, and then his fingers hook into Two Face's vest again, keeping him in close. He touches Two Face like he has ownership on it, always unfaltering and unapologetic in the way he draws him in. "Ain't it your job to keep me on track? You're the boss, aren't you?"

"Since when have you ever done what I've asked?"

"When you ask real pretty," he says, so smug and cocky that Two Face ought to shoot him, if he wasn't so fucking smitten. As it is, his fingers pull on Two Face's vest, and finally, Two Face gives, meeting him in a kiss.

It's the kiss that really betrays Two Face. It's so slow and filled with warmth, there's no mistaking the affection he hides so poorly, instantly marking him as one of those few villains stupid enough to allow himself love. He kisses Matches like he loves him, catching him in the little moments they manage to steal with the foolish, doting affection of a husband welcoming a partner home after some time away. It's one of the stupidest things he's ever done, especially with a henchman as difficult to tie down as Matches.

But Matches already knows. For his part, the way he touches Two Face is where all of his bluster falls apart, the hand that rises to cup the side of Two Face's neck too gentle for the careless attitude he puts on. He touches Two Face like something delicate, sometimes- like something he's already lost, and will spend the rest of his life putting back together. If Matches doesn't love Two Face, then it must be something like it, because he cares too much for anyone in their line of work.

When they part, Two Face can still feel Matches's smile, brushed into the corner of his mouth as their foreheads lean together. "Ask me something," Matches says. His thumb follows the divot of a thick patch of scarring on Two Face's neck, his shoulders against the brick, his back arched into Two Face just to press a little closer. The twist of his mouth is like a dare, sly and tempting, and Two Face has never been good at avoiding his traps.

Two Face steps into it: "Come home with me." He wants to put his hands in Matches's shirt and watch the way he unravels in his sheets. He can picture Matches with coffee in hand and the warm light of the kitchen on his face, and he wants it, wants to step away from the chaos and danger of being a villain for a night and fall into Matches for as long as he'll let him. Sometimes it makes him feel mad, the way he wants Matches- like a sailor following a siren call, irrational with a desire he didn't know he had. He never seems to get anything done with Matches around, and most maddening of all, he never really minds.

Matches's smile cracks into a grin. He kisses Two Face again, pushing away from the wall and into him this time, hands sliding into his jacket to his sides. "You gonna make that curry of yours?"

"Darling, I'll make you whatever you want, if you slow down enough to eat it," Two Face teases.

Matches hums, leaning into his hold as his arms go around him and nosing at his jaw. "Mm, I can think of something I wanna eat."

Two Face's laugh is rough and snorting. It's a terrible laugh, like a lifetime of smoking glass shards echoed in a harsh rasp, but Matches seems to adore it, pecking a kiss under his jawline. "Come on. Take me home."

"Now I'm just doing what you want," Two Face says, amused. Still, he steps back out of their embrace, his hand slipping to catch on Matches's. When they walk, they walk together, calloused fingers tangled tight in his own.

#this ones much shorter than the last one i wrote but im really enjoying the direction it took #i really do love twos and matches having kind of a playful flirty dynamic even despite the crazy underlying angst #this feels to me kindof like what 2f wanted his relationship w matches to be in the jdau #asks #ashysiashy #twomatches #twobats #bruharvey #bruce wayne #two face #harvey dent #matches malone #tumblr drabbles

[crudetautology]

#The Marvelous Mrs Maisel #Midge Maisel #Lenny Bruce #Joel Maisel #Gordon Ford #Susie Myerson #the Loco Amor-'Til There Was You scene is just THE SCENE in terms of romantic dance scenes on this show #But the Shall We Dance-proposal is a strong contender. One of (if not the only) time I went ''I get it Miriam!'' in regards to Joel #Reid Scott is so hot but this scene is not even close to being on the same level as the preceding two #(nor of course should it be because´this scene's purpose isn't to be achingly/purely romantic like the other two) #but it introduced me to Beginning To See The Light so it stays! #And how could I not include that scene with Susie I ask you! Flirty & cute! #gif.post

[year2000electronics]

trans man bruce is something that can be so real

#trolls #moth flies #look if you have a character change their name they’re trans now. those are the rules. #also spruce feels like a very unisex name #so like #i can imagine bruce transitioning but not changing his name yet #and feeling like he needs to be all abs and flirtys #but when he meets brandi on vacay island he finally gets to pick out a name cos he realizes itd make him happier #and bruce and brandy t4t. of course.

[toastcryptid]

Dreaming of an alternate timeline where Batman gets a tokusatsu adaptation al la supaidaman and the batmobile transforms into a dinosaur or something.

#Batman #Bruce Wayne #tokusatsu #dc #This was created upon realizing there was a Showa-era batmanga #I mean if you think about it the adam west Batman is so so close to this already #but I think there could be more rewinded footage of men doing backflips off of cliffs and foam monsters spewing orange blood #might draw fun and flirty toku hero Bruce Wayne later in a silly little ascot and bell bottoms #toast art

[blueeyeddarkknight]

That interviewer is BOLD!🙊 A for effort.. F for execution.. U scared him off 😂 totally understandable tho.. He's so beautiful!! 😭😍🥺

#val kilmer #eyes wide shut #premiere #Long hair Val #Flirty interviewer #Shy bby #top gun #iceman #batman #bruce wayne #top gun: maverick #tom iceman kazansky #willow #doc holliday #Tombstone #Red planet #Getty images

[sasusakucore]

Imagine if these three met each other. Their interactions would be so chaotic and wholesome. Selina would act like their fun older sister/aunt while ichigo and adrien would become besties. These three would be protective of each other like how selina and ichigo would help adrien to see the true nature of his father,help him stand up to him and protect him, selina and adrien would help ichigo develop formal combat skill and self defence tactics against her enemies especially against an alien who doesn't understand consent, and ichigo and chat noir would try to convince selina to not commit crimes but will try to help her if she gets in sticky situations with other criminals and these three would be each other's biggest wingman/wingwoman.

#catwoman #selina kyle #Chat noir #Adrien Agreste #Miraculous ladybug #Ichigo Momomiya #Mew ichigo #Tokyo mew mew #Crossover between Cat-themed people having crush dark haired people #Selina and ichigo will together rant about how a rich guy annoys the heck out of them #Ichigo would end up acting a bit flirty and will have a love for puns after hanging out with these two. #Selina nicknamed these two as 'kittens' #They all hang out to pet cats adopted by selina #Marinette masaya and Bruce also join in their shenanigans

[fishbrain-glubglub]

New story drop. Working on the companion piece to my first posted work, and it's turning into quite the doozy. So I have this piece for people to enjoy while I work. Hope you enjoy.

#superbat #clark kent #bruce wayne #wayne charity gala #alfred knows #shenanigans #possessive bruce wayne #kinda suit kink #but not really #clark kent's horrible fashion sense #bruce wayne's amazing fashion sense #flirty #lgbtq #lgbtqiia+ #gothamites want to take a bite out of clark #especially bruce #bruce plays grab-ass #gay #they are gay your honor

[vigilvntes]

last line tag✨️

Post the last line you’ve written, than tag as many people that there are words in the line.

tagged by @bvcksmunson also fuck it posting a little segment whoops

You can't stop yourself from grinning right back at him. How can you not? You have Gotham's prince wrapped around your little finger, grinning like a kid in a candy store. It would be a shocking sight to any outside observer.

"Thank you. I practised this whole conversation in my head on the drive over." You tell him, only half joking.

Bruce scoffs lightheartedly, "Am I that predictable?"

You hum, "You put up more of a fight in my head."

He lets out a breathy laugh, "You have these conversations in your head often?"

"Well, what else am I supposed to do with my spare time when you," you poke your finger into his side gently, smiling when he lets out a quiet hmph and recoils from your touch momentarily (he curses the day you discovered he's slightly ticklish when he lets his guard down), "drop off the face of the earth for six days?"

not tagging anyone because i am going for a nAP just do it if you wanna!!!! <3

#tag game #everyone be quiet liz is speaking #yes i am obsessed with bruce wayne #yes he is flirty and fun #because i said so #he likes to smile #he just ain't got shit to smile about in his life #but i'm here to rectify that #you're welcome #also yes he's ticklish #i said what i fucking SAID

[puppetmaster13u]

I just had a thought, fueled by the fact I have a fever probably.

Bruce, Batman, is very mom-coded.

Tony, Iron Man, is very dad-coded.

They should platonically co-parent.

#batman #bruce wayne #dc #dcu #prompts #iron man #tony stark #marvel #mcu #Dick and Peter would be best friends change my mind #Also this relationship would be fueled by Stubbornness Competitiveness and sheer SPITE #Along with the fact they're both wrapped around their children's fingers #And working together could take over the world if it wouldn't be so much paperwork #and taking down rebellions would be so time consuming compared to things they actually enjoy #Not quite lab buddies & more 'hello fellow baseline human usin tech & skill to fight gods' buddy #Also you cannot tell me they wouldn't have fun hangin out in their public covers w/ Brucie bein happy himbo & Tony bein flirty genius #dc x marvel #marvel x dc #dc crossover #marvel crossover

[val-el]

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#jayrose my beloved and i mostly like rosenberg’s rose #theres just. LITTLE. things #i dont think she’ll ever be back to her pre flashpoint self #but i do like rosenberg’s rose more than #priests or williamsons #but the little things 😔 #i like that rosenberg writes her snarky and confident and obnoxiously flirty #but like. asking bruce not to kick her ass? #she could kick HIS ass and he knows it #i could read that as a taunt tho which is why i consider it a little thing #calling that chick about jason instead of running in swords flying #i guess its like her brashness and anger thats missing #it is five am i am blabbering into the coid but like #jayrose my beloved pre flashpoin rose i miss u

[batfamhyperfixation]

Bruce, running his plan for an undercover operation past the batkids chillin in the living room while post-‘knowing secret identities’ Bernard is there: -and then we will hustle the information out during pool, start stakes low and give them a false sense of security before winning

Bruce: obviously Tim will do that part

Bernard: Tim sucks at pool tho? He can barely make any in and, hell, I made it into culinary school with how many times I was sent to the kitchen to shoot after he hit the cue ball in

Dick: Tim? Our Tim? The one who wins every time? Who was the cause of the rule in the mansion against us ever playing pool

Damien: such a baby, gets stabbed one too many times by sore losers and just has to ruin it for the rest of us

Duke: Tim has hustled all of us outta so much money that at this point it is a part time job for him

Bernard: ??? Tim never wins against me?

All turning to Tim:

Tim, face completely red: he- he always gets so excited when he is winning and he just looks so cute- and his trash talk is basically just flirty banter- and it’s not my fault when he looks like THAT

Tim, shrugging: he just has an unfair advantage over the rest of you, like maybe if any of you were attractive you would start winning pool more too

Jason: and he wonders why he’s been stabbed so many times

#idk whether Tim is purposely losing to Bernard or just getting too flustered he fumbles every time #either way the bat kids are pissed #Tim was so bad bernard honestly has a hard time believing the batkids until they start showing him the videos of Tim doing amazing shots #batfam #batkids #tim drake #bat family #incorrect batfamily quotes #bernard dowd #timber #timbern #bi tim drake #tim drake headcanon #incorrect batfam quotes

[l0vergirls]

just a little something that's been on my mind for a while now, like it's actually rotting my brain.

cw: stalking, a bit nsfw near the end, just general yandere stuff, not proof-read!!!!! so sorry if its a bit messy !!!!

★ (romantic) yandere!batfam x reader

imagine being the shared darling of the batfam.

it only takes one of them for the rest to fall in love with you, too.

let's say you meet tim during one of the days he actually decides to go to class, and he's thanking the heavens he did.

slowly, he starts to integrate himself into your daily life, and into your friend group. they all love him, of course. who wouldn't love the kind, funny, and handsome tim drake?

during all of this, he'd already told his brothers about you, and because they can't hide anything from bruce, he finds out about you too. unsurprisingly, they come to appreciate you as much as tim has.

and suddenly, you get a particularly handsome new neighbour in the apartment across from you (which you didn't know was even up for rent) and somehow always seems to be in the middle of stripping when you're home. almost as if he can feel your eyes on him. of course, you make sure not to get caught, and avert your eyes as soon as the cloth leaves his waist.

later, you find out his name is jason, and make a good friend out of him. he smokes on his balcony, while you drink coffee on yours.

barely a week after that, you get a new regular at the café you work at. his name's dick grayson. he says it's probably best for you to yell out his last name for his orders too. he's a detective, which explains the late nights he comes into the café. he's always got a stupidly handsome smile on his face, which only adds onto his neverending charm.

and during the occasion that you're walking home alone, you always seem to run into one of the many vigilantes that guard gotham.

you meet both batman and robin during one of your walks home. you're not scared of them, as most people are; you're merely fascinated at the tall figure that towers over you, and his more colourful counterpart that is also taller than you. robin seems to be just a couple years younger than you. and batman... you can't seem to get a read on the man.

you greet them both as calmly as you can, a small smile on your lips. you get nods of acknowledgment from both of them, which you suppose is the most you're getting.

batman doesn't seem to like that you're walking alone, so he sends robin to walk you home. you don't understand why, and you tell them you've walked this route many times already, that they probably have worse things to take care of.

he tells you that you can never be too sure in gotham. with the way he says it, in that gravelly tone, you can't find yourself to disagree.

on your walk, now with robin's company, you feel safer. you also find out this robin is a man of few words, very unlike the last few robins yet much like batman.

the next night, you run into red robin, who has an air of familiarity around him. he's real friendly— in fact, it's almost like talking to a friend. you think you've seen his smile before.

the night after that, you meet nightwing in all of his spandex-clad glory. he's charming, almost flirty.

and for a week, you don't bump into any of the vigilantes, but you do feel watched. you should be frightened, by all means, but you have a feeling deep in your stomach that tells you they won't hurt you. whoever they are.

you see red hood after that week. he's the more intimidating one of the bunch, you reckon. you've nothing to be scared of, knowing he (along with all the others) only goes after the real awful people. you're not guilty of anything, as far as you know.

his voice is almost robotic, as if being run through a voice changer. it doesn't do much to help his image, though you suppose that's the point. he asks what a little thing like you is doing walking around these parts. you say you're just heading home, like all the times you've met one of them.

he lets you on his motorcycle. if you were paying enough attention, maybe you would've felt his heart beating a mile a minute.

your days go on like this for a while. class, work, walk home with one of gotham's protectors. rinse and repeat.

unbeknownst to you, cameras have been planted all around your apartment. in many angles of your bedroom too, save for your bathroom. they've decided to give you privacy in there. no matter how much dick begged.

though they do have clips saved of you walking around in just a towel, or your underwear. god knows what they're doing with those.

but truly, can you blame them? you've invaded the deepest crevices of their minds, your smell lingering on their noses, and the shape of your lips following them in their dreams.

oh, they can vividly see— almost feel your lips on theirs, and they wonder what you look like when your face is scrunched up from pleasure, as their fingers enter you.

but they'll have to wait a little longer. and they'll be damned if they lose you, when you're playing right into their hands.

this got so long !!!! i had to let this all out somewhere <//3 definitely gonna add more but i needed to cut it off at this 😭😭😭😭

#might focus on tim's part in all this next time!!! #tim drake x reader #red robin x reader #jason todd x reader #red hood x reader #dick grayson x reader #nightwing x reader #bruce wayne x reader #batman x reader #damian wayne x reader #dc x reader #batfam x reader #yandere batfam #yandere x reader #— dc. #— the bats. #— yan writes.