I feel, deep in my bones, that one could summon fae!Felix by repeating that bit he does in Topline thrice over in a mirror:
BOM DIGI DIGI BOM BOM BOM BOM
and maybe it works faster if you try to 'go deep' with it...
or maybe this is just stuck in my head in an audio stim kind of way and I live in the land of delulu
A Guide to Summoning Your Faelix: AKA Faerie Felix / the most sweetest thing in the world.
FAE FELIX?
Ok!
SO let's do this!
First, we'll need to set the mood. Obviously, we're gonna need blue. It is his favorite color. Even though poor baby was recently heartbroken because the color analyst told him that blue doesn't work for him. Even though OBVIOUSLY that is incorrect! He is gorgeous in blue. Precious baby. How dare they? Unacceptable.
So, I just feel like it's absolutely NECESSARY that we include blue for the baby chick. Fuck them color swatches.
NEXT! Brownies as an offering. Non negotiable. Here is his recipe. Enjoy. They are fantastic.
Third.... we must call on the spirit of Bang Chan for he can always find his Lixie. Plus, he's our resident source of Lixie information. If he doesn't know, he'll figure it out for us. Bang Chan for President.
Now, it's time to get down to business. This is very serious. Set the lights. Turn on the music. Look in the mirror and say it.
Put all the bass you got in your voice and ..... POOF!
Congratulations! You have completed your very first summoning.
Now, let's discuss care for your Fae Felix.
First and foremost, he is going to require lots of love and affection. If you do not feel as if you can provide adequate love and affection for your Faelix then please reconsider.
If your Faelix does not receive adequate time, care and affection then he will cry. And subsequently, I will come to beat your ass.
BECAUSE HOW DARE YOU! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! DON"T YOU DARE MAKE THIS BABY SUNSHINE CHICKEN CRY! THIS MEANS WAR!
And! I'm telling Minho! And he'll help me whoop ass. So be prepared and think about that when moving forward with your Faelix.
Minho is watching...
Always watching.
Perhaps, a Hyunjinnie would be more suitable for you or perhaps a Minho. They still require love and affection but they do understand that everyone needs alone time.
Though, if you do choose to summon Minho... god help you.
If you have an aversion to copious amounts of physical displays of love and affection, PLEASE AND I AM BEGGING YOU... do NOT summon yourself a Changbinnie. He WILL be giving you his love and you WILL like it.
Fair warning.
But back to Faelix.
Now, please remember that your Faelix can handle some spice but not exceedingly so.
Be mindful of his dietary needs.
If not he'll scream.
On that note, you are going to need to stock up on rice cakes. Trust me. And probably fried chicken. Just do it.
It is also important to note that your Faelix is also sensitive to scary things so he's not likely to be a horror movie buddy for you. If you really, really, REALLY want him to... he'll do it to make you happy. However, he will basically turn your room into a nest at night and cover you with cuddles all night long... because he's scared to death. Poor Lixie. You will have a much better experience if you pick a comedy or action. He'll still cuddle you (if you want it) but it won't be out of fear. And nobody wants a scared Lix. He deserves to be happy.
Also, on this note of Fae Felix. Just so you know, you're not supposed to give fairies your name. No matter how much they beg.
However, Felix is literally the one that you could tell anything and he wouldn't use it against you. You're secret is safe with him. As is your soul.
Now, in summary : It's all important but here are your TOP 3 to remember!
Number One: Please provide adequate love, affection and care for your Faelix.
Number Two: Please mind his dietary needs and plan accordingly. Give him whatever he wants. Or else he is going to become insane.
Number Three: The Final and Most Important Rule of All
Remember that Minho is watching... always watching.
He sees all.
He knows all.
I know, You know, We know, Lee Know
Thank you for coming to my presentation and have a nice day.
Please help yourself to a treat on your way out. We're serving brownies. Obviously.
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Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this crazy tangent of mine and thank you so much for sending it in!
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝑁𝑎𝑛𝑎𝑚𝑖𝑛 headcanons .ᐟ
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ mr autism feat. his antics
content: sfw
wc: 623
a/n: look, i know there is a small minority of us in the jjk fandom that believes nanami kento is autistic, so this post won't appeal to the masses. if you don't like this, nor agree with it, that's fine (that's why fanon and au's are cool). just don't be a dickhead and leave mean comments. also, this was co-written by my beloved sibling @lesbian-choso. go check out his blog; they make lovely traditional art.
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Flat affect — no explanation needed.
Stims: jiggling his watch, cracking his knuckles and other joints, pacing around.
This man cannot stand loud noises, though controlled loud sounds, like listening to his screamo playlist, is totally fine.
I firmly believe he sleeps like a dead person at an open-casket funeral. His bed sheet is in a straight line across his chest, with his arms lying flat on either side of his torso — Back Sleeper™️. Best believe he can't sleep unless his room is 18°C, with his bedsheets and duvet even on each side of the bed, and a fresh bottle of water on his bedside table (in case he wakes up and feels parched).
Whilst he isn't a fan of journals and diaries, Kento makes sure to regularly update his calendar on his phone, as well as the one attached to Outlook.
Spreadsheets and to-do lists, he thrives off of these. How else is he to keep up with life?
He is very aware of the fabrics and textures that make contact with his skin. This is why his wardrobe is predominantly made up of soft materials like cotton and cashmere. If he has to wear anything woollen, a lightweight layer of clothing goes underneath; he can't stand the itchiness.
Kento doesn't like mixing cold and warm food, and he tries his best to keep the food on his plate from touching each other (this doesn't apply to food like fried rice).
He irons his bedsheets and underwear — don’t ask. Kento also regularly washes his curtains and steams them once they’re dry (no creases, he hates them).
Exclusively purchases one type of deodorant; it has something to do with the smell and texture. He can’t stand aerosols because of the intensity of their smell (it gets into the back of his throat), and the gel deodorants feel uncomfortable on his underarms. Kento also isn’t a fan of perfume, though, there was one he liked that he stocked up on. Sadly, he hasn’t been able to find anything similar.
“Don’t come in the kitchen whilst I'm cooking.” — Kento to Satoru when he senses him about to step in. He can't share the space, it becomes claustrophobic.
Baking is his special interest; he has an absurd amount of information about this art form stored in his noggin. Dare I say he would own a bread encyclopaedia if it existed. Whilst bread is his favourite form of baked good, from time to time, he attempts to make confectionary, specifically those made of phyllo pastry. On the rare occasion, he might bake a pie or cake.
This man owns a lint roller because of his pet cats; he is not a first-time cat owner. Whilst his home is relatively clean, he can't help but feel the need to pick up those stray cat hairs. He doesn't want to accidentally get any in his mouth.
Speaking of his home, Kento's apartment is relatively minimalist, though the colour palette is warm and welcoming (lots of blues and browns). The only part of his home that is “messy” is one nook in his living room. The bookcase is overflowing with unread books, some sitting in neat stacks on the floor, whilst others are in cardboard boxes acting as surfaces for his potted plants. There are a few old newspapers and magazine recipes strewn on his desk, a cold cup of coffee, and two pen holders jam-packed with various dry markers and inkless pens. It's a sort of organised chaos.
He exclusively wears slippers and thongs/flip-flops indoors. He can’t stand walking around barefoot, it’s uncomfortable, and he doesn’t like his feet being cold or picking up any hair, lint, or crumbs that collect on the floor (despite his home being borderline sterile).
Some of my general MHA HCs
1: if class 1-a were to have a pet Deku would have a pet bunny named brim
2: Katsuki's comfort food is fried rice, its one of those 'i don't feel like cooking but I gotta eat'
3: Mina does Roller derby
4: Aizawa is regular at a cat cafe and goes there to grade papers when he also needs some 'outside time'
5: Dabi isn't as strong as he looks. Due to the skin grafting and quirk usage, he's burning through his muscles and also has limited mobility.
6: Denki is the class's resident hair stylist and piercer. Due to his ADHD hyper fixations, he's very into changing things up, and he's very impulsive at times. So its no surprise when he comes to class with a new piercing or two that he can hide.
7: Eijirou is a huge comic book kid + an emo kid and he has no true regrets about it
8: Katsuki clenches and unclenches his hands as a stim, if he's extremely upset or frustrated then his quirk sparks up sometimes
9: Mic loves dark romance novels.
10: Class 1-a has gotten Aizawa a mug with cats on it, and Aizawa cherish it with his entire being...and would go beast mode if anyone dared to touch it.
17. Do you own any stim toys? Which is your favorite?
Predictably for anyone who knows me, I have two of those little bubble wrap simulator things where you can push the bubbles up and down - one is a dinosaur, and one is a steam locomotive.
30. Favorite canon autistic character?
This is a tough one, because a lot of the canon rep we get is...not great, or the creators will tell us after the fact that "Yeah, this character was supposed to be autistic the whole time." Since I can't count Ingo and Emmet here despite the fact that they're blatantly autistic because there's no canon statement that they are...I'll have to actually think really hard about this, because I don't know off the top of my head. I do appreciate that we have autistic characters being played by autistic actors, like in Everything's Going To Be Okay, so we've come a long way from having to see ourselves in characters who were never stated to be autistic but just acted like us!
32. What are your same foods?
Fried rice is a big one, because it's my favorite food, and I can make it myself. My workplace also knows my tendency to get Coca-Cola Slurpees to survive night shifts and associates them with me, and my friends all know I'm obsessed with garlic and use too much of it in my cooking.
Alexander Leverett, Michael Ansley, Immanuel Ansley. (Adoptive Nephews)
Romance: Samuel Coleman. (Boyfriend.)
Pets: Angel (Samoyed.)
Brief Personality: Everyone in this family is a liar, but you could argue that Micah is the best at it. His facade is not as easily crackable as the others, mostly because they are much older and wiser as well. Though Micah doesn’t do this on purpose or even consciously like the others do, this is a coping mechanism that he has held for an incredibly long time, and it’s hard to turn off the persona. They are not being malicious when they lie, they just don’t know any other way to live.
Brief Backstory:
Micah was an orphan, He never knew his parents or any of his birth family. They grew up in the foster system being bounced around from home to home. Micah never really had a stable life anywhere, just sort of floating from place to place. They never felt like they belonged anywhere.
When they eventually aged out of the system, they ended up in a bad place both mentally and physically, Micah did allot of things that he now regrets in order to survive, stealing, lying, hurting, doing anything in order to have some form of stability for themself.
One day, Micah met a man named Vincent, Vincent told Micah that he could give Micah everything he wanted in exchange for his soul. Micah of course, accepted, hoping that maybe he could at least have some fun in this lifetime.
Vincent however, after the deal, killed Micah. Which meant that in death Micah belonged to Vincent. Micah for many years after this was trapped in what Vincent called "the dollhouse", Micah was trapped in a seemingly endless cycle of sexual and physical abuse from Vincent until Vincent abandoned him.
Micah spent 10+ years by himself in that dollhouse, almost going insane from having no social interaction with anyone. Until he was rescued by Sam. Now he is trying to heal himself and at least live a good death, considering his life was pretty shitty.