#he’s a vampire

[rainypebble07]

Will and Mike maybe as vampires

(they're not rich tho, they're broke vamps so no cool clothes or grace for them lol nerds in the afterlife for life)

Also heeeeeeey here's ice cream, cookies and cake 🎂 🍪🍨

Hello Hoodie! I can’t believe you robbed me of drawing cool clothes for them (just kidding just kidding it’s sillier if mike is in a cheap costume)! Also thank you for the sweets! Much appreciated!

uh also sort of CW for blood (it’s not even red though)

I’m obsessed with vampire Byler now I love them

#byler #stranger things #byler fanart #mike wheeler #will byers #vampire byler #They’re so what we do in the shadows #I want a show like that but it’s just them #Mikes so yucked out by everything #Bat will was pronounced dead by the vet #But little did he know #He’s a vampire #Mike gets all his vampire tips from the sims #I think he often speaks in the accent to annoy Will

[evanpetersbf]

my husband is so perfect 🎀

OMHSGAYSTAGS LOOK AT HIM OMGHSTSHAVS THE CURLS AND OFMSGAHAG HIS SMILE AND HIS OUTFIT AND THE VEINS???!?!?? AND EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IS SO PERFECT LIKE WHAT THE FUCK I WILL NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE THAN EVAN.

#evan peters #i’m married to evan peters #my husband #I’m so in love with him #he’s a vampire #and he drinks my blood #lol #Had to reveal that #BUT OMFGSHSGSGS

[fang99o]

okay freak

#bllk #bllk fanart #bluelock #art #bluelock fanart #digital art #blue lock #bluelock fandom #karasu tabito #tabito karasu #he’s a vampire #i think #idk #bllk manga

[thegrandempressofinsomnia]

Helen : Don't stay up all night, Nikola. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to revive the entire vampire race.

Nikola : that’s what I always do

Helen : *pointed look*

#they both have ridiculous sleeping patterns #but he can be excused #he’s a vampire #sanctuary syfy #helen magnus #nikola tesla #teslen #incorrect quotes

[orangepaintwrites]

just imagine vampire hunter remus and vampire sirius beating the shit out of each other, with bullet with butterfly wings by the smashing pumpkins in the background, until they have the most violent sex ever and instead of aftercare they just starting fighting again

#today by the smashing pumpkins would be played next #and then help I’m alive by metric #ironic #he’s a vampire #haha #okay tags #wolfstar #sirius black #remus lupin #remus x sirius #sirius x remus #marauders #marauders era #the marauders #marauders headcanon #I have to get back to work now #sad #this idea was just too irresistible

[twiggy-ink]

i WANT that vampire to hurt me

#mcr #my chemical romance #mikey way #he’s a vampire #my posts

[secretagentsagainstwhatever]

how can someone look so pretty…?

#luke hemmings #5 seconds of summer #5sos #he’s a vampire #literally so pretty #and handsome and hot and gorgeous?? #shoutout to sierra because that’s her husband #sierra deaton #2023 luke gives me dorian gray vibes #childhood crush #michael clifford #calum hood #ashton irwin #he’s just ethereal #pretty boys #ok i’m done #well i’m not #but i’ll stop #(and i’m a calum girly lmao) #been lane swerving since day one

[daily-stampy]

Day 158

#stampy #stampylonghead #stampy's lovely world #mod stella #He’s a vampire #implied blood #blood tw

[vampyr-bite]

why are we still having 'lestat is actually quite problematic because he’s an abuser :-/' discourse about a fictional vampire… in 2023…????

#he’s a VAMPIRE #i don’t know what u expected? #he’s also NOT REAL #;txt

[m0th-t33th]

“moth stop making the villains from pokemon vampires” NO!!!!!

#pokemon #pokemon giovanni #team rocket giovanni #team rocket #my art #it only kinda looks like him if you squint #but i don’t care #he’s a vampire

[halpyhal]

look at this guy

#he’s a vampire

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back. #he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them. #and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him. #your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back. #i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

[phantom-shell]

VAMPWORLD FINN!! The baby they left in the tank grew up :)

Next part

#He's a silly goofy guy in every universe :) #Vampworld Finn #Adventure time #Fionna and cake #Finn the human #finn mertens #princess bubblegum #marceline #marceline the vampire queen #bubbline #the star #art #artwork #digital art #my art #fanart

[oldwitchsleep]

this is the funniest fucking thing he could possibly fucking say about lestat

#i KNOW there is context #i KNOW it's a legit thing #but JESUS this is so funny #he's just like us fr #interview with the vampire

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price guest stars on The Muppet Show (1977)

#vincent price #the muppets #kermit #kermit the frog #the muppet show #muppets #funny #vampire #fun #halloween #spooky sexy man #hes so sexy #i just adore this sexy dilf Bisexual #bicon #bisexual icon #i want to bite him...not on his neck either...ahem #so sexy #fuck #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #gif #gifs made by me #gif set #my gifs

[coffeenonsense]

"astarion is a traumatized abuse victim who deserves kindness" and "astarion is a mean rat bastard man who would rip out your throat for a corn chip if he felt like it" are two statements that can and should coexist

#the duality of vampire #i love our vampling as much as the next person #but fundamentally he's a bitchy self serving little gremlin and that facet of his character should be explored more #it's fun when he cries AND when he's evil okay i can have both #astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 #baldur's gate 3