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#i lean into bisexuality a lot more and i admit that
dean-is-love · 2 years
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steve harrington and eddie munson should kiss on the lips.
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majimassqueaktoy · 1 year
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Some fans: Oh Majima canonically had sex with someone other than *insert either Makoto or Kiryu depending on the person's preferred ship*? better hate Mirei for existing!
It's kinda ridiculous.
Honestly I don't have beef if people don't like her because sometimes you just simply don't like a character and that's fine, I'm not here to tell anyone who they should or shouldn't like but yeah we are playing a game about gang members who do immoral shit pretty frequently... let me enjoy a character who was a bit morally grey and a woman... Also you hit the nail on the head tbh, I think if she had been someone else's ex she wouldn't be nearly as divisive but because she was Majima's ex, well... 😬
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rogueddie · 10 months
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Change / Gloom
It's not hard to figure out that Eddie is gay- or bisexual? Steve isn't sure. All he knows, undoubtedly, is that Eddie Munson likes men.
The rumors from high school definitely do a lot of the heavy lifting in regards to Steves revelation. But he knows what it looks like when people are attracted to him. He knows exactly what it looks like when people try to hide that they're attracted to him.
His first test was simple; stretch. The bottom of his polo always rides up and, as expected, Eddies eyes lingered on the slither of skin on display.
A simple test. An easy one.
The second test is not so easy- it requires Robins help and she's not the most subtle. Luckily, she's as keen as he is on getting him a boyfriend (specifically, an Eddie-shaped boyfriend), so she puts in as much effort as she can at being convincing.
Eddie admitted to her that, yeah, Steve is attractive. That he also finds Steve attractive. And not in a straight way!
("What the hell does that even mean?" Robin had asked, when Steve insisted that she needs to clarify that. "If he's attracted to you, it can't be straight!"
"It totally can," Steve tutted. "Tommy was attracted to loads of guys in a straight way."
"I'm going to ignore that because we don't have time to unpack any of that-")
He hadn't expected Robin to be so convincing, or for Eddie to be so open yet. It ruins his very thought out plan in the best way- he only needs to confirm if it's more than just physical attraction now, and that's the easy part.
"You're late," Steve greets. He leans his hip against the doorway, crossing his arms.
Eddie rolls his eyes. "So sorry, princess. You gonna let me in?"
"Say please."
"Please." He shifts, trying to look annoyed, putting his hands on his hips. The hall light illuminates his face too well for Steve to miss the slight blush.
Steve steps back, beckoning him as dramatically as he can manage without feeling like an idiot.
"Eddie!" Dustin calls, waving him over to the couch.
Robin already helped Steve make it so there's only two spots left open... Eddie, like they'd hoped, choses the corner so he can lean over to talk to the kids.
Once he's checked the door is definitely locked, peeking into the kitchen to make sure the back door is also shut, he plops down on the sofa. He shifts, stretching his legs out so his thigh is pressed up against Eddies.
It's not until the movie starts that Eddie leans over and whispers; "what are you doing?"
Steve quietly hums, raising an eyebrow.
Eddie gently kicks his ankle. "That. And at the door."
"I can't be friendly?" Steve whispers, with a teasing little smirk- it always used to have girls stuttering.
"Not like this," Eddie hisses. "Back off."
"What? I was just-"
"I know. I'm telling you to stop."
Steve slowly pulls back so they aren't touching as much- where they're sat doesn't leave much space.
He feels unmoored. He's never felt so wrong about his chances- even at Scoops Ahoy, despite his attempts, he knew he was probably going to get rejected. He's not sure he has ever been so off.
"I'm getting some popcorn," Eddie says quietly, towards the mid-point of the movie.
"I'll help," Steve quickly offers, jumping to his feet before Eddie can turn his offer down.
"Hey," Robin pipes up, grabbing his arm and giving him a light squeeze- reassurance, comfort. "Make me that ice cream shake I like."
"Understood," Steve nods, giving her a lazy salute.
It takes a good few minutes to make, giving the two of them more time alone in the kitchen.
She's giving him the green light.
"Sorry about that," Steve says quietly, once they're in the kitchen. "Didn't mean to come on too strong. Or, like, if it's too public. I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable."
He doesn't say anything for a long moment. He keeps his back turned to him, waiting in front of the microwave, shoulders hunched to his ears.
Steve isn't sure whether he should say anything else. He looks uncomfortable. Steve isn't sure if speaking up would make it worse or-
"Who told you?" He eventually asks. He finally turns around, expressions dangerously blank. "Was it Gareth?"
"What?"
"He probably meant well," he ponders. His smile doesn't reach his eyes- it makes something uncomfortable squirm in Steves stomach. "He never did have the displeasure of meeting King Steve."
"Eddie-"
"It's ok though, right? You didn't mean to make me uncomfortable."
"What the fuck are you talking about, man? Are you mad that I, like... know? Is that it?"
"Is that it?" Eddie repeats, mockingly. "No, Harrington. I don't care that you know- most people guessed it, what's one more? No, I care that you're making fun of me."
"I'm not making fun of you."
"Really? Could've fooled me."
He turns back to the microwave- it dings, but Eddie stays there, pretending to be busy.
Waiting for Steve to leave.
"I'm not making fun of you," Steve tries again, hating how wobbly his voice sounds. "I was- I mean, I thought maybe, you, um... but if not, that- that's ok, I can, like... fuck."
Eddie slowly turns, frowning, looking slightly more concerned- but the suspicion still lingers. "Spit it out."
"I thought you might like me but I don't know if it's just physical so I thought I'd try and flirt as a way of testing the waters before actually trying to ask you out," Steve rushes out in one breath.
"You were... actually flirting?" Eddie blinks at him, slowly. "Seriously? Not a joke? But... what? I thought you were straight?"
"So did I," Steve shrugs, scratching the back of his neck. "Never really, um... thought about romancing a guy before."
"Before..?"
"Before you."
"Holy shit." Eddie goes to pinch himself- stopping at the last second with a shake of his head. "If I'm dreaming, don't wake me up."
"This is your idea of a good dream?"
"You know damn well it is, you little brat." Eddie laughs, shaking his head again, in disbelief. "I've fucked this up a bit, huh? Can we start again?"
"Oh. yeah, sure, of course, uh-"
"Wait, no, I don't have the patience for that," he quickly darts around the kitchen table, grabbing Steves waist and pulling him close. "This alright? Not gonna say psych?"
"If you don't kiss me right now, I just might."
"Say please."
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wisecrackingeric-2 · 11 months
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Random (and somewhat silly) Leon Kennedy headcannons
* Leon is a sleepwalker. I have no justification for it other than I think it’d be funny
* Ironically he’s also a VERY light sleeper
* And to add insult to injury, he snores like a freight train.
* Leon is Transgender. Trust me guys he told me himself
* Also got that ADHD Autism combo. Again just trust me you guys he said so himself-
* Bisexual disaster. Probably leans towards men but every gender gives him Gay Panic
* Luis and Ada were his Bi Awakening.
* ((And probably Wesker too. I mean C’mon just look at the guy))
* And just like every Bisexual he CANNOT sit in chairs normally to save his life. If he even bothers to sit on one at all ((Kinda going off the second headcannon; he also sleeps in the WEIRDEST positions humanly possible))
* Leon has permanent Bad Posture. Both from when he used to wear a binder (Transmasc Tingz !!) and from old age
* He hams up his “”old age”” a LOT just to annoy Chris and Claire
* “Ooooooughhh you guys I can feel my bones turning to dust-“ “Shut UP LEON I’m NOT CARRYING YOU”
* Leon also wore a binder for FAR too long. Like he was fighting zombies and doing backflips all while his ribs were screaming in pain
* “Leon when did you last take off your binder” “why do YOU wanna know huh Chris 🤨” “TAKE IT OFF”
* ((Dw guys he practiced safe binding and got Top Surgery. Eventually))
* Leon dyes his hair blonde. You know I’m right
* It’s also like,, surprisingly soft??? He probably takes very good care of it and uses expensive products (probably the only expensive thing he owns)
* He also purposefully cuts it that way. In fact I recon he cuts it himself
* Much more competent people (Jill, Claire, Rebecca) have offered to cut it for him but he’s always refused
* Its one of the few things that reminds him of when he was still a Rookie cop that isn’t also a traumatic memory
* He’s got some PTSD just don’t worry about it ok
* Leon is N O T good at opening up. Like at all. But when somebody DOES manage to crack him he cries s o easily and he will cry for literal hours
* Chris and Claire are the only two people who’ve ever actually managed to successfully get him to open up to that point though
* He also probably sleeps better when he’s with somebody. But he’d never admit that
* Leon’s love language is probably a mix of Words Of Affirmation and Acts Of Service. He’d love it if for once he could come home to somebody having done the little chores for him
* He’s also probably a M A S S I V E sucker for any kind of physical touch. Again, won’t admit it, but he’s a big cuddler.
* Somebody please please please play with this man’s hair he will fall asleep in your lap in seconds
* Now this may be my own Autism special interest shining through but I LOVE the idea of Leon being a massive Pokémon fan
* His favourite games are Ruby, Sapphire and Emerald. Idk man he SEEMS like a Hoenn boy y’know
* His first starter was Torchic and Blaiziken remains as his all-time favourite Pokémon (he’s absolutely correct Torchic is the best Hoenn starter Fight Me)
* Probably still has his Gameboy from when he was a kid
* Leon’s also into retro anime. He likes to get Chris, Jill, Claire and Rebecca over just to show them his old childhood favourite shows like Astroboy or Sailor moon
* Will pause the DVD every 5 seconds to point something out or ramble on about something for 10 minutes
* Oh yeah he also absolutely keeps a DVD player in his home
* He’s a big sucker for old movies, especially old Queer movies but he’s also into classics like Back To The Future, Star Wars etc
*Probably was a big Star Wars kid
*((His favourite movie of all time is Legally Blonde but he will NEVER say that out loud))
* Leon’s always out of the country on some government mission so his house is probably pretty barren. He probably just stays with Chris or Claire after missions anyways
* Leon also still probably keeps in touch with Sherry and Ashley. He definitely went to their respective Graduations to support them at least
* He likes to collect little trinkets from his missions. Rocks, lighters, photos etc
* Other people have put this on their Headcannon lists too but I also agree that Leon is a MASSIVE Foodie
* The way to his heart is through a really good breakfast
* He’s also got a massive Sweet Tooth. Again, courtesy of other Headcannon lists
* He’s got low blood sugar so it probably evens out
* ALWAYS coming home from missions exhausted. In fact he’s exhausted on the plane. On the car ride there. DURING the mission. He’s an eepy little guy
* His T-Shots also make him Very Hungry All The Time. He thought it’d even out after a year of being on Testosterone but over a decade later and he still eats like a teenage boy
* ((It’s ok though cuz Chris always has his fridge stocked full. It might just be for Leon who knows))
* Leon’s not really either a Cat or a Dog guy. He likes both equally and would definitely have one of the other if it weren’t for his work
* He also prefers warm weather :))
* He likes to go swimming with his friends whenever he gets the opportunity
* Everyone makes fun of Chris for his Hawaiian shirts but Leon ABSOLUTELY has way too many as well
* Wears socks and jandals. I’m from Aotearoa NZ I’m allowed to say that ok
*BIG Mitski & Lana Del Rey fan
*I also imagine he probably likes older music like Madonna or Bowie or Blondie
* He’s not very good at it but he likes to paint his nails
* Or he just lets Rebecca or Claire do it for him
* If he goes a long time without cutting his hair either he’ll also put it up in a lil ponytail :)
* He’s got a big ol toothy, lop-sides grin.
* I recon he also involuntarily bites his tongue when he’s genuinely smiling too
* I said before he keeps trinkets and stuff from his missions but he absolutely keeps more personal mementos too. For example;
* He bought himself an old Spanish version of Don Quixote for Luis
* He keeps his old cop uniform in his closet
* He stole Chris’ shades and never returned them
* Still has one of Adas missing rings, etc etc etc
* Similarly to physical objects, Leon also picks up on the habits of people he’s met from his missions
* He always double-checks the barrel of his gun after he’s seen Chris do it so many times
* Holds his knife in his left hand after Krauser
* Very rarely smokes on occasion to remember Luis
* Picked up more Advanced First-Aid after Rebecca ((she also insisted it would be helpful))
* I could go on forever
* Leon can’t imagine ever actually being able to settle down and retire because of his work, but if he could, he would love to be a Father :))
* One last silly one cuz this list has gotten surprisingly serious; Leon unironically references Vines All The Time. It will drive everyone around him insane
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ghostedcas · 6 months
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more random cod headcanons
tw: mentions of self harm, references to OG ghost backstory, angst :)
141 tried to do group therapy together
but they ended up making the therapist cry and the four of them had to awkwardly comfort the therapist
ghost hates therapy with a passion but goes anyway
soap did the tide pod challenge
price lost it at him in the med bay when he found out
"johnny it's a plastic capsule of LAUNDRY DETERGENT!"
"yummy colours🥰"
ghost used to sh on his face
love how i just give yall a bunch of sweet stuff and then BOOM ANGST HEADCANON outta nowhere :)
i feel like he suffers from severe facial dysmorphia, especially after covering his face for so long
sweet pie gang: soap, könig, price
savoury pie gang: ghost and gaz
couldnt care less, just likes pie: horangi
ghost hates coffee but pretends to like it to seem cool (he's actually drinking coffee crisp hot chocolate)
horangi listens to ayesha erotica
he is also a RAGING bisexual (strong lean towards men)
laswell refers to the 141 as her boys, she loves to embarrass them like a mom would
soap and ghost are ATTROCIOUS at cooking
price is pretty good at it, can make quite a lot but struggles with a few harder recipes (and also somehow cannot make instant noodles)
gaz is a GOD in the kitchen but he hates cooking
soap is not allowed in the kitchen alone, once set the kitchen in fire trying to get a glass of water
awkward day on base when that happened
"sorry, can't go into the kitchen, the explosions specialist set it on fire trying to get a drink"
soap listens to classic rock and metal only (and katy perry but he will never admit it)
gaz listens to (shocking literally everyone on the team) music from the 40's, 50's and 60's. he listens to some modern music but he just ADORES the vintage music, especially jazz.
gaz and soap also like therapy
like genuinely enjoy it
gaz has to hype himself up before his appointments though
soap hypes the therapist up
price is neutral, he'd prefer to just smoke and drink to deal with his problems but understands that talking about them with a professional is the best option
ghost, as mentioned before, hates therapy with a burning passion but goes anyway
mostly because he knows he will be put on probation if he doesn't
but also because he knows that he needs the help even if he doesn't want to admit it
also after one of his first month of going to all his appointments that month without skipping one at all, price told simon he was proud of him and now he uses that as motiva to go to his appointments
price knows how to use technology in the weirdest ways
can operate a drone but cannot for the life of him figure out QR codes
a pretty decent hacker but do NOT ask him what any text slang aside from "lol" and "lmao" is. he does not know.
doesn't know that emojis have different meanings depending on context
once said "simon's in the hospital😭" i the TF141 group chat, gaz and soap thought that he was laughing at simon
soap got arrested in croatia on a mission once because he committed arson
kate had to bail him out and he got an earful on being a pyromaniac and arsonist
price just told him to restrict his fire setting to the battlefield
valeria has a medusa tattoo, it's under her chest on her sternum (iykyk)
ghost was tempted to get a medusa tattoo but decided against it because he views it more as a symbol of strength for women (really afab/fem aligned in general) who have suffered through that kind of assault and that it would be wrong to take that from them
he got a tattoo inspired by medusa instead
ghost has his on his hip
he was orginally going to get it on his left ribcage but when the artist was placing the stencil he almost had a panic attack and they both decided a different placement would be better
könig has tattoos for his siblings and his mother (mama's booooyyyyy🗣️)
ghost also has tattoos for his mother, tommy, joseph and even one for beth
is there a male version of a barracks bunny?
because that's horangi, that man is fucking EVERYONE or getting fucked, depends on his mood that night
idk i feel like sometimes they all watch like family guy or bob's burgers together sometimes during their downtime
soap's fav bob's burgers character is gene
price's is teddy
gaz's is tina
ghost's is both louise and bob
könig's is linda
horangi's is mort and kuchi kopi
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blackestnight · 13 days
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HANAMI HAGANE
Nicknames: 'Hana-chan,' but attempt to use at your own risk.
Nameday: 31st sun of the 2nd astral moon (March 30th). ...I forgot her nameday again. Sorry miss Hagane.
Race: Au Ra Raen
Gender: Meh. She doesn't have strong enough feelings about her own gender identity to bother putting a label to it; most people default to 'she/her' pronouns when addressing her and she's fine with that, although she does object to being addressed as 'Lady ___' or other such courtesy titles—if someone must address her by a title, she prefers 'Ser.' Demigirl, if I were to ascribe modern language.
Orientation: Meh, with an added sprinkle of Not Your Damn Business if She's Not Trying to Fuck You. Her 'dating' history, sparse as it is, mostly consists of women, as does her metaphorical (and much more prodigious) little black book. She thinks of herself as not prone to romance, and a lot of her prior entanglements have been one-night stands or FWB arrangements. Romantic interest is much rarer for her than sexual attraction, and only tends to come after a long period of mutual trust and friendship. Again, using modern terminology, demi-romantic bisexual (with a slight lean towards women—her husband makes fun of her when she sees a giant, hot lady and her brain stops working).
Profession: Adventurer, goldsmith, part-time consultant with Garlond Ironworks (occasionally as an engineer, mostly as a sentient crash test dummy), nominally still the schoolmaster of Crown Gemworks.
PHYSICAL ASPECTS
Hair: Dark reddish-brown, very fine and straight. Usually featuring some amount of pink dye, a holdover from when she was a teenager and her mother dyed her hair for her; it's an unofficial Hagane family tradition/bonding ritual. These days she usually keeps it trimmed to about the length of her chin, but for most of her adulthood she wore it down to her lower back.
Eyes: Green (although historically people have been confused on this point). (Is the confusion mostly the result of my being color blind? Yes.) Her limbal rings are a very bright, pale blue, which throws people off and gives her a delightfully creepy glow-in-the-dark look.
Skin: Warm brown. She probably has an impressive farmer's tan.
Tattoos/Scars: Her most notable scars are on her right forearm (a strangely sigil-like pattern of lines and circles stretching from wrist to elbow that appear to be raised and warped veins, the result of voidsent intervention in her final fight against Zenos in Ultima Thule); her lower torso (a diagonal line from her hip to the bottom of her ribcage, also from Zenos during the assault on Rhaglr's Reach); the back of her right thigh (from a drunken misadventure on a roof in her early twenties); and of course her left horn, which was severed (again by Zenos, or rather Elidibus in Zenos's body in the Ghimlyt Dark) and replaced by a hardsilver prosthesis. While some people assume her iconic face paint is a tattoo, she actually doesn't have any because she's scared of needles. She will not admit to being scared of needles.
FAMILY
Parents: Shomi Hagane is the matriarch of the Hagane clan, a family of samurai who have been serving the lords of Doma almost since its founding. She was raised in Monzen in her family home, and remained there until shortly before the Garlean invasion of Doma, when she begged then-king Kaien for leave to take her wife and young children to the countryside, safely out of reach of the imperial forces. Kaien thanked her for her service and allowed her to flee, thus ending over three centuries of Hagane service to the Rijin line. Maki Sunwalker (née Urabito) is the oldest child of a merchant family from northern Yanxia, though she was disowned as a teenager when she left her family to study the ways of the shinobi in Shinobi-no-Sato. She worked actively as an assassin and spy in service to Doma until the invasion; after Doma's fall she officially retired to become a farmer, though her 'errands' would occasionally take her to Garlean strongholds for days at a time and leave her knives suspiciously bloody.
Siblings: Hanami is the second of five children and the oldest surviving Hagane child; her older brother Akinaga died in the failed uprising at Monzen. Her younger brother Haruki has long been considered her partner in crime and currently splits his time between adventuring and working with the guard of the Doman Enclave. Her two youngest siblings are twins, Itomi and Naonaka; both were conscripted into the Garlean army after the uprising and sent to Ala Mhigo, where Itomi was promoted to Decurion and Naonaka worked as a healer. After their return to Doma, Naonaka moved to the fishing hamlet of Isari and Itomi left for Kugane; neither are currently on speaking terms with Hanami, though Naonaka has made overtures toward his brother and mothers.
Grandparents: None worth mentioning. Shomi's parents were killed during the first failed Garlean invasion, when she was three years old; she was raised by the collective efforts of several other noble families in Monzen, including the Daito family (as a result Gosetsu sometimes jokes that he's Hanami's honorary grandfather). Maki's family disowned her as a teenager and she hasn't had contact with them in almost fifty years.
Others: Hanami has a nephew, Munehise, who is the light of her life. Mune's biological mother isn't in the picture, and Hanami helped Haruki raise him until she left for Eorzea; since her return to Yanxia during Stormblood she's less involved in his day-to-day life, since she's adventuring, but she's still solidly in the 'favorite auntie' slot. (Mune won't say it out loud—the one time he tried is the only time he's ever seen Hanami genuinely upset—but he thinks of her as more of a mother figure than his actual mom.)
She has a bevy of cousins, including Kotone and Honoka (c/o @windupnamazu) and, semi-reluctantly, a brother-in-law (A'dewah on loan from @fistsoflightning). (She loves A'dewah because Haruki loves him. This does not necessarily mean she likes him.) Hanami's moms are also serial adopters, so as soon as Ninira (@nuclearanomaly) and Estinien got within fifty feet of the Hagane household they were trapped.
Hanami inherited the adopting addiction, and legally she's Rielle's ward (after a trial following the murder of Ystride de Caulignont). She also considers herself responsible for Ryne and Gaia, but in more of a hard-ass aunt way. She takes frequent trips to the First to continue their training as baby tanks.
She married Aymeric shortly before the start of Endwalker and has reached a tentative accord with his elderly cat, Mandragora, who recognizes a fellow grouchy predator when she sees one. Mandragora would take much more kindly to any half-elezen half-au ra kiddies, though...
SKILLS
Abilities: Master martialist, specializing in greatswords but having recently taken up polearms (specifically scythes). Practitioner of the dark arts as taught in the tradition of Ishgard's Dark Knights, and an (somewhat fumbling) initiate in voidsent summoning. Metalworking, with her most extensive training being in goldsmithing, though she takes on several other projects including quite a bit of engineering with the Ironworks. She was also raised on a farm and trained as a botanist, so her green thumb is nothing to sneeze at, though she mostly gardens for sustenance rather than for pleasure or aesthetics.
Hobbies: Hiking, sketching (mostly landscapes and technical drawing), riding her bikes, scaring the shit out of Ishgardian priests.
TRAITS
Most positive trait: Constancy. Hanami is loyal and unwavering—once she's named you an ally or chosen a course of action, that's set in stone. She says exactly what she means and does exactly what she says.
Worst negative trait: Stubbornness, perhaps as the natural flip-side of her positive trait. Her mind is near-impossible to change once it's been made up; she's reluctant to listen to arguments or accept help when she thinks she's better working on her own.
LIKES
Colours: Black, red, green, blue. Mostly jewel tones.
Smells: Campfire smoke, river water, morning mist, blooming honeysuckle, hot metal, clean cotton.
Textures: Fresh sheets, cool grass, calloused hands, polished leather.
Drinks: Tea (hot), fruit juice (cold), the occasional tiny sip of whiskey.
OTHER DETAILS
Smokes: Occasionally, although she prefers fogweed to tobacco. She's been known to pass a joint around with some of the other Scions in their downtime.
Drinks: Not anymore. She drank recreationally through her young adulthood, and developed alcoholic tendencies shortly after Operation Archon, in response to the stress of the Doman refugees arriving in Mor Dhona. She very abruptly swore herself to sobriety midway through the Crystal Tower expedition; speculation says there was some kind of incident that prompted the change, although the only people who seem to have any idea of what happened are Cid Garlond and G'raha Tia, and neither of them are talking. Thancred has been her recovery buddy ever since.
Drugs: See above if you count fantasy weed as a drug? She does not tolerate soporifics well at all and actively avoids them, although rumors in Ul'dah say she has some sort of...history with the Alacran, who are infamous for peddling somnus. She used to dabble with various hallucinogens when she was younger but had given them up by the time she left Doma.
Mount Issuance: She has an ancient issuance for a Maelstrom chocobo rotting in a drawer somewhere, but she can't stand the smell of horsebirds so she never used it. She has a burgeoning collection of motorcycles courtesy of Garlond Ironworks, including a custom one-of-a-kind combat bike, and she probably also has a horse back in Yanxia but this game won't give us normal ass horse models. If she's not able to use her bikes or ride a horse or a falcon she prefers walking.
Been Arrested: Twice. They say you can still find pieces of her sword embedded in the wall of the Tribunal. Attempt at your own risk.
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mister-mickey · 7 months
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Sexuality headcanons
(Does not have anything to do with the ship hcs, these are my personal hcs. It’s more related to the twitter au but even then it’s not 100% the same)
Experience doesn’t necessarily mean sex, just like dating and such
Darry
- Cis and gay lol
- He likes guys that fight (Paul, tim)
- That’s why he liked football so much lolol
- Despite this he doesn’t have a lot of experience with other guys because he only dated girls in highschool
Soda
- Bisexual ofc. Also cis but very connected to fem side
- His type is uhh. Mean ppl. He hates to admit it though and makes excuses for his partner/crush
- “No Sandy isn’t cheating on me she just has lots of guy friends!” “Steve isn’t mean he’s just bitey!”
- Has experience with lots of different ppl because he’s so in demand so he’s good at flirting (charming handsome boy)
Pony
- Hm. Also bisexual because if taht obvious crush on cherry but also everyone else in the book lmao. Non-binary in a “I don’t give a fuck about my gender” way. Still he/him
- Doesn’t have a set type, it’s literally just anyone. He meets someone? Oh wow, new crush.
- It seems like he’s attracted to assholes, but it’s actually just because everyone around him is an asshole
- No experience, he’s 14 and kind of losery (I love him still, not pb hate)
Twobit
- Bisexual but leans towards girl, cis
- Canon that he likes blondes, so I bet he’s made out with dally at a party at least once.
- Marcia is an obvious exception to this and he doesn’t understand it. He jokes about her dying her hair blonde but he really does like her as is
- Lots of experience I’m sure. He’s funny and charming, I’d be surprised if he didn’t
Dally
- Bisexual but leans toward guys, cis
- Likes people that kick his ass (tim, Sylvia) honestly his type is just people that see him for who he is
- Tim and Sylvia are his toxic exes that he keeps going back to. He hates it but they really are some of the only people that he feels understand him
- He’s Dallas, im pretty sure Ponyboy mentioned him having tons of flings so he’s got experience.
Steve
- Gay, and I read a really good fic where he was ftm and it rearranged my brain so he’s trans now
- His type is pretty boys (soda) he’s mostly only ever had a crush on soda so it’s not like he’s explored his type lol
- He dated evie because she was friends with Sandy and he wanted to double date with soda and Sandy so he could watch them the entire time (jealous mf)
- Zero experience, he refused to even kiss evie and he never had the guts to even look at other guys
Johnny
- Hm. Gay and cis, but he seriously questioned his gender for a bit because he didn’t have much of a self concept and he couldn’t imagine himself at all. He decided to stop thinking about it because it stressed him out
- His type is people that he thinks are better than him (Dallas, for being tuffer, pony, for being smarter) he thinks that being around cool people will make him feel better about himself
- It doesn’t work, but he still likes to do it. Anyway, pony and dally still make him feel better in other ways because they think he’s so cool
- No experience, nobody ever flirts with him (or even notices him) except for Sylvia that one time. He thinks he’s ugly but honestly he just needs to put himself out there
Tim
- Gay and ftm (projecting lolll) very few people know because he was really young when he transed. Like when he was like 4 and his parents were like “hm okay whatever we don’t care anyway.” Also itty bitty titty committee so he doesn’t even have to bind (jealous)
- His type is literally just tough guys. That’s why he dated dallas and why he likes darry. They’re both tough and good at fighting.
- also dated Sylvia but only to make dally mad (and he regretted it because he realized immediately afterwards that he was definitely gay. Sylvia thought it was funny)
- Lots of experience but only with select people (people he can trust)
Angela
- Bisexual but doesn’t realize it lol, cis
- She likes traditionally masculine guys and traditionally feminine girls. Idk why but she likes it. Tbf it’s the sixties she wouldn’t be exposed to many fem guys and masc girls. Maybe she had a crush on Sylvia
- Dated bryon and actually really liked him for a bit. She broke up with him for pb but regretted it lmao.
- Bryon was her first bf so no real experience. Also tim chases any possible beaus away so she’s real unlucky
Curly
- Gay and cis, but too stupid to realize that he’s gay
- His type is any man ever. (Saw tuffponyboy’s post about how curly likes dally, bryon, and Sodapop and I committed it to my belief system)
- But he also likes pony. Maybe he even realizes and is like “omg I’m a homosexual 😧” and he doesn’t realize that everyone around him is also gay and wouldn’t judge him.
- Zero experience, gets no bitches, loser. Also he’s fifteen and he cares more about fighting than smooching
Mark
- Aromantic, asexual and ftm. Idk I feel like it fits him.
- Honestly he cares more about his friends and family than anything else. He literally sold drugs ti support his family (look where that got him)
- Has dated girls before but he hated it so much. Even tried kissing a guy at a party but decided that everyone else was crazy for enjoying this stuff
- A little bit of experience from before he decided that it all just wasn’t for him
Bryon
- Bisexual and cis
- His type is shorter than him (he likes to be tall and feel strong)
- He dated angela and Cathy, but he kissed curly at a party once (claimed it was because he was drunk and curly looks like angela but it’s not true he just thought curly was a cutie (even he’s super annoying))
- He mentioned being a ladies man so yeah he’s got experience.
Cathy
- Straight and cis, but a mega ally !!
- Her type is thoughtful and also big muscles
- She really thought bryon was perfect until he had his, err, mental breakdown and flipped out. It really hurt and she was so worried about him but he shut her out for months so she ended up moving on.
- Pretty sure bryon was her first bf? But she got with pb so she’s got a little bit of experience now
M&M
- I think gay and nb, and he doesn’t care about pronouns at all. He’s nonchalant like that
- Had a crush on mark lol. And Randy. He doesn’t date anyone because the only person he’s come out to is Cathy
- He thinks curly jumps him because he’s gay. Doesn’t realize its because he’s a hippie (curly is stupid but not homophobic)
- No experience, he’s like 13 and has never ever dated. Maybe he’s danced with someone at a school dance but he has no charm
Cherry
- Cishet ally
- Her type is canonly jerks. Very funny miss cherry.
- She dated bob, liked dally, in the series she liked Tim too. Why is she like this 💔
- A bit of experience, she dated bob after all.
Bob
- Bisexual in a homophobic way, cis
- Type is attractive rich people. He would never be attracted to a greaser, he’d rather jump off a cliff
- Dated cherry, likes Randy. He wants a very traditional future with a spouse and two children and he doesn’t think he can get that with a poor person for whatever reason. He also wants to be the “man” in the relationship.
- Lots of experience because he’s a whore I think. Flirts with most any rich person.
Marcia
- Cishet, doesn’t know that gay people are actually real. (When cherry told her she thought it was a joke)
- Type is funny lol. That’s why she likes twobit. I guess that means Randy is somewhat funny
- She actually isn’t that funny herself, she just likes to laugh.
- Very little experience. Randy was her first bf
Randy
- Gay and cis
- He likes bob. That’s it !
- He legit isn’t attracted to anyone else. After bob died he changed his entire ideology and became a hippie !! He was down bad. He doesn’t give a fuck about Marcia she’s just a girl to him
- Only has experience with Marcia and it’s not really the experience he wants because he is bobsexual
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eoieopda · 1 year
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Hello there jade! 🥰🥰 Can i please request a jealous + clingy seokjin? Thank you a lot in advance ❤️❤️
this may have ended up more sensual than originally planned, ope 🥴
cw: alcohol consumption, semi-possessive and intimidating implied dom!jin, surprise appearance by co-worker!jimin (not intended to be a creep, just the biggest flirt and also a chaotic bisexual because i said so 😏)
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Even for a Saturday night, the club was significantly more crowded than you anticipated.
You’d walked through the front door with your little finger locked with Jin’s, but as soon as you crossed the threshold, the sea of bodies filled the space between you. The current pulled you apart and carried you in opposite directions. At his height, he should’ve been easy to spot; at yours, though, all you saw were the shoulder blades of strangers.
Deciding that your best vantage point would be at the bar, you slipped through the fray and ducked under arms as other patrons raised their glasses. Miraculously, you did it all in heels - without so much as a hair out of place. You huffed when you finally reached the bar, and turned back to gaze in the direction you’d just trekked from.
Still, despite fastidiously scanning over the room, Jin was nowhere to be found.
You turned back towards the bartender moments before a body sidled up next to you. Thinking the arm that brushed against yours was the one you were waiting for, you turned eagerly - only to find that the face smirking over at you wasn’t Jin’s.
“Didn’t expect to see you out in a place like this,” he leaned into your ear so you’d be able to hear him over the combined efforts of the deejay and the crowd. His cologne, you’d admit, was intoxicating. Familiar.
Park Jimin, as a matter of fact, had never seen you anywhere outside the context of your employment - let alone dressed the way you were. Tight leather pants, strapless corset top, blazer with a silk lapel.
You knew you were a smoke show. If the bottom lip pinched between his teeth was any indication, so did he.
“You drinking?” He gestured to the floor-to-ceiling shelves ahead. Any liquor you could’ve conjured in your mind was sitting there, waiting. All of it top-shelf, too; one bottle worth more than a sizable chunk of your paycheck.
Your eyes scanned the crowd but, once again, you came up short. “Depends,” you mused.
Jimin’s head tilted to the side as his narrowed eyes studied you. You’d seen this face before, this charm and self-assured posture. He used it frequently to snag clients and close deals and it worked every time - on men, women, and everyone in between.
But not on you.
You chuckled without glancing his way. You hoped your lack of attention would lower the temperature he seemed dead-set on raising, “On whether or not I intend to make my rent this month.”
“It’s on me, so I think you’re out of excuses, doll.”Out of the corner of your eye, you saw his eyes twinkle; still stuck on you. Then, he nudged your shoulder with his and teased, “Where’s your man, anyway? Can’t keep up with you?”
There was a hand sliding into the back pocket of your pants, but it wasn’t Jimin’s. You could see his ten, ringed fingers glinting over the countertop. Without looking, you knew exactly whose touch was laying claim.
Jimin’s smirk ran off and reappeared on your face.
“She’s quick, but I think he can manage,” said the man in question. When you turned your head to look up, up, up at Jin, his dark stare was actively turning Jimin to stone.
Once satisfied with his efforts, he leaned over the shoulder not occupied by Jimin’s. Jin’s plush lips hovered next to your ear while he inquired in a voice dropped low, “What do you think, love?”
Jimin looked like he didn’t know what to do. So, he raised his glass in salute, swallowed its contents, and smacked it back down onto the bar.
“Well,” he hummed as he wiped his mouth against the back of his hand, “Three’s a crowd - unless you determine later that you want one.”
He winked before turning on his heel to walk away. As he did, Jin’s arms encircled your waist and held you close. You leaned back into his hold; there, you promptly began to melt.
“You can order whatever you want, love,” He started, tucking one possessive thumb into the waistband of your pants. It warmed the bare skin it rested against, unmoving. “So long as I’m the one who buys it for you - and the only one who takes you home.”
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ellavatorz · 1 year
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What’s Mine is Mine || c.b. x reader
prompt/request: There was a lot of "cheating prank on my S.O"  fics in which y/n uses sam to  Pretend to prank colby but none were y/n and Kat do it together and I was hoping you could write something like that
tags: fake!cheating, fem!reader, jealousy
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Colby knew of your interest in women. He hadn’t the slightest concern when it came to your relationship with him, even after you confessed to being bisexual. In fact, it enticed him. You two had something in common; admiring and appreciating women.
When the time came for the two of you to start dating, not once had the topic of your previous crush on Katrina struck a nerve with him. That was until one night when you drunkly admitted to the shared kisses you and Kat had a few times before you’d started dating Colby.
He wasn’t disturbed. Rather, he was shocked. He hadn’t known he’d been sharing interest in you since before the two of you started dating. If he’d known of Kat’s previous interest in you, he would’ve been a competitive shit. In the end, however, it came down to you two. He ended up with you, and he couldn’t be happier.
Fast forward to today; you’re filming a video that you would’ve never expected to be so highly requested.
“Well, today we’re getting back at my boyfriend, Colby, for pranking me first! And today, I’m joined with a very special guest,” you announce with a smile.
You gesture off camera, beckoning your good friend and once-crush into the spotlight. Katrina steps into frame with a blinding grin.
“It’s me!” She laughs. “Hi guys.”
“It’s kind of a surprise to some but in case you didn’t know, I’m bi and used to have a crush on my pal here. Now, however, we’re just amazing friends and I have the pleasure to call Colby my boyfriend.” You explain. “But.. today is a little different!”
Meeting eyes with Katrina, you share a unison wink before continuing to unravel your plan. “Today I plan to fool my lovely boyfriend into thinking I’m cheating on him with Ms. Katrina here.”
Once the two of you have properly introduced the structure behind the video, you both move to set up the cameras. There’s a brief pause in between setting up that Katrina uses to question herself.
“Don’t you think he’ll be pissed?” She asks, curious.
“Hm,” you hum. “I think he’ll be more jealous than anything.”
“Alright, if you say so.”
Having positioned the camera in a way that captures the two of you in bed and also the doorway to the bedroom, you begin your final clip with the viewers before the prank begins.
“Alright guys, Colby should be coming up here in a bit. He just got home and is supposedly bringing food for the both of us.. hopefully I don’t end up single by the end of this.”
As if on cue, you hear footsteps approaching the staircase and making their way up. Leaping into action, you curl yourself up against Kat’s side. She giggles one last time before moving to straddle your waist.
She hoists herself up on one arm, hovering over your frame as she leans down just in time for Colby to walk in and witness it.
It’s in that moment that you hear an impenetrable exhale followed by a curse. Flailing to the side, Katrina launches herself off of you and reaches for the duvet.
You stare at your boyfriend in what you attempt to show as bewilderment. His jaw is taut, lips pressed tight in a stern manner. If it weren’t for the video, you’d be on your knees in an instant.
His eyes darken and suddenly a wave of regret washes over you.
“What the actual fuck?” He rasps, voice chalked up into a broken whisper. He’s absolutely broken.
“Cole, I can explain—“ you begin. Only, he’s already made up his mind. Setting the bag of takeout onto his desk, he saunters over to the bed and rips the sheets off of the both of you.
With a muffled yelp, Katrina adds a flame into the mix by shielding herself with your form. Peeking over your shoulder, katrina can make out the deepened crease between Colby’s brows. He’s pissed.
“Get the fuck out of my bed, and the fuck out of our room.” He snaps, his gaze full of fury targeted at Katrina.
Slowly and sheepishly, Katrina moves off of the mattress and manages to escape without another word.
As for you, you’re fucking stunned. Once she’s gone, you ponder whether or not to come clean and end the video, or let it roll on.
With Colby’s next move, it seems like you’re going for the latter.
“So you’re fucking Kat in my fucking bed? What the fuck, Y/N.”
You still underneath his fiery gaze, opting to drop your gaze to the ground in surrender.
“I’m not fucking her. It was just a kiss.” You lie, a tear ripping through your chest as you up the ante.
“Just a kiss?” He laughs, breathy and empty. “Are you kidding me?”
“Cole,”
“Stop calling me that.” He hisses. He starts pacing in front of you, hands stuffed into his pockets.
“Listen, I won’t let it happen again,” you start.
“Like fucking hell you won’t. Do you think I’d ever let her touch you again after today? She’s leaving tonight. I don’t give a shit where she goes but she’s not staying with us that’s for damn sure.” He growls. His mask begins to dissipate and his true self is exposed. Angrily, he strides over to the dresser, pulling out anything of his that fits you.
“Put this on.” He commands, tossing you a pair of his sweatpants and shirt. “Now.”
Hastily, you grab the clothes and move out of the camera’s view to change. You’re puzzled with his intention but fail to question it as he approaches you.
“Colby, what are you doing?” You murmur with uncertainty. You move into frame, sitting yourself at the edge of the bed. He follows.
“I love you. I really really love you.” His voice sends an impact through your heart, shattering everything within you as he reaches out to cup your face.
“Please don’t hurt me like this again, please.” He whimpers, finally allowing his walls to collapse. Falling to his knees, he cries against your chest, heavy and frail.
“Colby, oh my god. Baby, it’s a prank.” You hush his cries, pulling him close with one hand and you rush to shut off the camera with the other.
“What?” He manages to blubber out through sobs. “What are you saying?”
“It’s a prank. I’m not cheating on you, never have and never fucking will, my love. It’s just a joke. I swear!” You pout, holding him against you as Katrina saunters in bashfully.
“Colbs?” She calls. “I’m so sorry. It’s a prank!”
Standing shakily, Colby wipes his face and frowns. “Not funny. At all. I hate you both so much right now.”
“My baby,” you coo, moving to hug him once more and receiving a soft shove in return.
“Don’t ever do that to me again.” He groans with furrowed brows.
“Promise.” You say, wrapping your arms around his middle and kissing his cheek. He reciprocated the gesture and turns to Katrina after.
“Sorry if I was a dick.” He apologizes, gaining a laugh out of the three of you.
“Fully understandable. No offense taken.” She laughs.
“She’s mine though, seriously.” He jokes. “Back off.”
“All yours.” Katrina smiles.
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demonsandmischief · 1 year
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-Chapter 13: The Avengers' Therapist-
Bisexual Female Reader x The Avengers
Rated M for eventual sexual themes
900 Words
My Masterlist for Previous Chapters. Please Read Disclaimer in Ch. 1
"These are so cute," Wanda cooed, dropping a few candies on her gingerbread man to give him buttons.
"I think I'm just making a mess," Steve sighed, putting down the bag of icing and cleaning his messy hands with a napkin.
You glanced at the blob of icing covering Steve's gingerbread man and laughed.
"Just scrape it off," you told him.
"You're acting like Santa himself is coming to judge these things," Tony said, eating yet another sugar cookie.
"You're going to get a belly ache," you warned.
"No I'm not," he retorted, rolling his eyes.
Natasha straightened from where she was leaning over the island. She took a drink from the beer sitting next to her, stuffing her phone she was scrolling on in her back pocket.
"I think all of this is adorable," Nat said with a pretty smile she tended to reserve just for you. You offered her a gentle smile of your own.
"I agree," Clint said from the couch. He had made everyone hot chocolate, and he was laying on his back watching the movie that was playing. "We've always got a million things going on. In all the years we have known each other, we have never celebrated Christmas Eve and Christmas together."
"Pass me the red icing," Buck said to Sam.
"Can you say please?" Sam asked, handing it to him anyway.
"I think yours looks worse than mine, Buck," Steve teased.
"Yeah, well, yours wasn't trying to stab someone like mine. I want them to be covered in blood." Bucky broke off the arm of his gingerbread man, tossing it in is mouth.
"How destructive," you said. "I'm sure Santa will appreciate the creativity."
After each of you decorated lots and lots of cookies, you retrieved your gifts for them from your room and put them under the beautiful twinkling tree. A few others had already done the same.
Then, you piled blankets and pillows onto the floor in front of the couch. You had convinced them to sleep with you there. That way, you all could be together.
It was Nat who called dibs laying next to you, and Steve got the other side. The others spread further out on the floor and the furniture.
You laid down, but Nat stayed sitting up, with her back against the couch.
"You've made today so special," she whispered, hardly audible over the movie that was playing. Her nose bumped against yours. "Hasn't she, Steve?"
Steve's eyes moved from the screen to the both of you. He smiled. "Of course."
He leaned down, his lips gently catching yours.
When he leaned away, Natasha surprisingly took his place. She mashed her lips to yours, a bit rougher and more urgent than Steve.
Her hands went under your head, lifting you up into her. Just as you reached to wrap around her, she released you with a teasing smile.
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You must've fallen asleep soon after that because you woke up bright and early the next morning. There were a lot more presents under the tree, and the whole room was decorated like it was right out of the North Pole. There were twinkly lights everywhere, paper snowflakes, stockings hanging below the tv. It was magical.
You were the first and only one awake. Everyone was sleeping soundly, and while you were tempted to wake everyone up, you decided to get started on breakfast instead. You had made homemade cinnamon rolls the night before, and they needed to rise for a little bit before they could be baked.
You successfully untangled yourself from Steve, and as soon as you got some coffee brewing, everyone started to stir.
"Merry Christmas," Wanda said, her voice soft and warm as she wrapped her arms around you.
You smiled. "Merry Christmas to you, too. How do you feel? I know we talked about today being difficult for you."
"It's okay," she admitted, nuzzling her cheek against yours. "Celebrating the holidays without the people I love will always be hard, but this is the first year I realized I have a lot of people here that love me."
"I think that's the sweetest thing I've heard you say," Nat smiled, opening the fridge and pouring herself a glass of orange juice. She dipped her finger into the icing bowl you were mixing. "I hope you know that we care about you, too."
You liked this sentimental side of Natasha that the holiday seemed to bring out.
"I also got you the things to make that stew you told me about," you told Wanda. "The cabbage one with sausage."
Wanda's eyes lit up. "Really? The kapustnica?"
"Yeah if that's how you say it," you laughed. "I think I got all of the ingredients to hopefully make it like your parents did."
Wanda gave you an excited kiss.
Tony poured himself a cup of coffee, and soon, everyone was piled back on the floor opening presents.
"I want to know how you knew exactly what to get us," Tony said. He had his legs stretched out and you were between them, your back against his chest. He kissed your forehead.
"I told you. I'm here to listen," you said, feeling the familiar flush on your neck at their attention.
"Everything was perfect, honey," Steve said.
Here's Ch. 14
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The Spring of Arda
A/N: Just the beginning of some background blurbs for Professor Munson.
Warnings: None. This, and a good portion of these blurbs, are steddie centric. Both Steve and Eddie are bisexual in this AU.
I.
Fall 1986
Eddie still isn’t used to the new place yet. Having people above and below is new, the sounds so different from the trailer park. He hears the heavy footsteps of Mr. Langston above him and sighs into his pillow. Steve just watches the ceiling, slow smoke exhale cutting through the sun rays that spill into Eddie’s new bedroom.
“What is he, an elephant? Jesus.”
Eddie turns to look at Steve, his profile backlit and hazy around the edges. He’s been doing this a lot more often, trying to memorize the edges of him. Refuses to admit to himself he’s attracted to Steve because then he’ll be down a friend, if not a whole group. He’s had enough fighting for a lifetime.
Steve leans up on his elbows, offers Eddie his joint back and drops his head on his own shoulder to stare at him.
“You doin’ okay?” Steve, ever the worrier.
“I don’t hurt as much anymore.”
“Not what I asked.”
Eddie just sighs again and jostles himself off his new bed. It isn’t comfortable the way his old, shitty mattress was. The pillows smell different and his room is way too fucking bright. The boxes in the corner still aren’t unpacked after a month and the whole apartment still smells like fresh paint. His side still aches like hell in the morning and sometimes his leg just gives out, thigh trembling under his hand. He’d spent the morning staring at his face in the bathroom mirror, long after Wayne had left for work, running the tips of his fingers over the patch of scar tissue along his jaw. The shiny new skin, almost silvery with the lack of sun, was smooth and mottled and Eddie hated it.
He hated all of it. He hated the physical therapy and he hated the checks from the government and he hated how Dustin left him a new message everyday on the answering machine. He hated how Nancy and Robin were just applying to colleges like it was no big deal and he hated how all the kids just rolled with the punches and dropped it all for Max when she needed them and he hated Steve. Hated him for doing that for him, dropping everything and helping. Eddie was a Munson and Munsons didn’t need any help. He’d been fine before any of them found him and he’d be fine when they all eventually left him.
Steve continues to stare at Eddie while he stands unmoving in middle of his room. He’s still holding the joint out to him between his thumb and index finger. Glassy eyes watching Eddie thinking. He knows he’s been quiet long enough that Steve knows he’s thinking himself into a corner. He just wiggles the joint at him and Eddie finally snatches it, retreating to the bare wall and sliding down to sit on the ground.
“You gonna tell me about it?” Steve asks quietly. He hasn’t moved from his spot, still lounging on Eddie’s bed.
“I hate everything.” Eddie sighs. Steve hums and motions for Eddie to keep talking. “I hate it all. I’m tired of hurting and I’m tired of Wayne being up my ass all the time. I know he’s worried but I’m fine! I’m fucking…fine.” He takes a hit, deep and long and coughs up a lung and Steve still just watches. Eddie crawls over to the bed to hand the joint back over, Steve’s fingers soft against his own. “I hate that everyone is doing just fine apparently. Nancy is going to fucking New York for school? I know I only just passed high school but how is she just applying to college? The shit-“ Eddie cuts himself off, buries his forehead in his palm. “Three more years and the twerps are gonna be gone and I don’t know what to do with myself then. Everyone is gonna be gone and like, what the fuck do I do then?” The loud footsteps stop finally and the silence is deafening. At least when they still lived in the trailer there was always someone outside doing something. The woods full of life or cars passing on the main road. This apartment complex is set back from the road. The woods too far from it for anything to make a sound.
“I’m not going anywhere.”
“Oh please. I know Robin is leaving in September.”
“Yeah. With Nancy.” Steve says it like it’s the most obvious thing.
“I thought Robin was going to Columbia?”
“She is, so is Nancy. Why would I move with her?” He scoffs and rolls onto his side, propping his head on his fist. “I know we’re almost attached at the hip, but I don’t want to go to New York, it’s too loud. Also, you still have your club.”
“Yeah but they don’t…they don’t get it.” Eddie pulls his knees up, wincing when the new skin pulls a little too tight on his leg and his side and his hip and wherever the fuck else he got chewed on. “I haven’t exactly been the fun one recently.” He hasn’t, not really. They’ve come over to his new place a few times, and not one of them is stupid so they know something is up but they won’t ask. He can see it, them waiting for him to explain something he’ll never really be able to explain. He hates that too.
“Steve?”
“Hmm?”
“How do you get over it?”
“Mm.” He rubs the thumb of his free hand over his chin, slim joint tucked between his middle and index finger. “I don’t.”
“What?” Eddie’s head pops up, eyebrows drawn together.
“Listen man, it’s been like what, almost four years of this shit? I haven’t had a decent nights sleep since thanksgiving of ‘83?” He frowns, calculating time in his head. “If you’re comparing me to everyone else I don’t know what to tell you. Might have to do with all the hits to the head, but I haven’t ever gotten over it.” He keeps looking at Eddie with those big brown eyes, staring him down the line of his long nose. “Honestly, none of us have. I just think the rest of them have like, futures and shit. They’ve always had a goal to work toward. Nancy was always going to do something with her journalism and Robin speaks three fuckin’ languages so like…” Steve makes a noise in the back of his throat and throws his hand up. “The rest of them are kids and they’ve been through a lot but they’re also smart as hell, smarter than me at least, so they’ll go off to college and leave the two of us to rot around Hawkins.” He finally takes a hit, the smoke dancing up around his face. Eddie doesn’t know where to look, doesn’t know what to say to Steve. He always thought having the name meant he’d be someone some day, or at least have an end goal. Have an idea for college or a career, someway to have money and security. It’s fucking with him to learn that Steve is just kicking around town like him, stuck in a daze of working dead end jobs and watching your friends leave.
Steve rolls back over to stare at the ceiling again, eyes squinted against the thick smoke that hangs in the air. “I could think of worst company.” He grins, doesn’t look over at Eddie, doesn’t see the red blushing his ears.
“I’m not much good company lately.”
Steve pats the bed beside him. “C’mere.” Eddie doesn’t budge at first, not until Steve does look over at him. “Get up here.” His smile, his real one not that bitchy one he gives customers at the grocery store, is infectious. Eddie gets up and crawls across the floor to slink up the side of the bed like a lizard, too lazy to stand. He hooks his leg onto the edge and rolls until he hits Steve’s side, readjust so they’re not touching and Steve follows him until they are, shoulders pressed into each other while he starts listing off the pros of being stuck together.
The sun is setting, his room getting dimmer and him and Steve are still laying on his bed, elbows touching, ankles bouncing off each others feet when one of them gets too animated telling their stories. Eddie is in the middle of explaining how him and Jeff managed to sneak into that godawful basketball hangout the summer before and spray paint a pentagram on the wall when he accidentally elbows Steve in the side.
“Oh fuck sorry dude.” They’re all giggles and smiles, slowly coming off of their afternoon high.
“You’re fine Ed.” Steve pats Eddie’s bicep, fingers hanging on a little longer as the sun goes down. They’ve been close all afternoon but for some reason this is making Eddie’s chest tight, making him take shallow breaths. His own hands are paused in the air where he was miming spray painting, fingers curling into his palms when he drops them slowly to his chest. Steve is turned toward him, eyes a deep brown in the darkening room, still bloodshot from earlier. Heavy lidded and slow blinking and Eddie is staring so badly but he can’t seem to stop.
“Ed?”
“Huh.” He still staring, watching how Steve’s mouth forms around Ed. Steve shifts a little, rolls onto his shoulder a bit to get a better look.
“Can I ask you something?” His words are hushed and close, breath trapped between them.
“Uh y-yeah.” Eddie is still focused on Steve’s lips and how they move around each syllable. They’re pink like all the girls he’s ever thought about kissing’s were pink but Steve isn’t those girls. It takes Eddie a moment to realize Steve is actually moving closer, it’s not just his imagination.
“Please don’t hit me.” Steve whispers, his fingers working their way under Eddie’s cheek.
They stay there all evening, right up until Wayne comes home. The dim sunset keeps them hidden in oranges and pinks, purples and blues and then black. Later, when Steve finally tugs his coat on and sheepishly makes his way through the new apartment, Eddie catches new color under the collar of Steve’s grey jacket. A mottled red and purple, sunset printed on skin.
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I’m not really sure how to ask this but I was wondering if/how Tara would come out to Sam (Tara’s a lesbian in me heart). Part of me feels like Tara would just bring home a girlfriend but another part of me feels like Tara would be scared for Sam to know because if she starts asking questions she might have to admit she was dating Amber. But I know at the end of the day Sam wholeheartedly accepts Tara for who she is and also admits she’s a raging bisexual with a preference for women.
I definitely agree with you that Tara is the type to just come home with a girlfriend. She doesn't strike me as the type to have a conversation about it - after all, she's spent so long without people who would care about her, she's spent so long doing things for herself and looking after herself, would she even realise that it's a conversation you should have first? And Sam doesn't have a problem with Mindy, so why would she have a problem with her?
I think... Sam walks into Tara's room (she knocked first, but didn't get a response) to find her making out with a girl. The girl who Tara had bought home from class because they're working on an assignment together. Sam's shocked and confused and she just stands there with her mouth open until they realise. Tara gets mad, yells at her to get out. Why is her sister just standing there like a weirdo?
They have an awkward "I should just go" moment and Sam is lingering in the hallway biting her lip. The moment the front door closes, Sam is rounding on Tara. "What the hell was that?" she demands to know.
Tara gets defensive, thrown off guard and confused by Sam's hostility. She thinks it's because it was a girl. (Sam would be upset no matter who she found her baby sister making out with.)
"What about Chad?" Sam asks. She's so confused. "We broke up months ago," Tara reveals. Sam hadn't even realised. Nothing had changed between Chad and Tara. They had been the same as always, they hung out the same as always. Nobody had said anything to her. She feels so out of the loop, so left behind. It... hurts.
Tara begins to feel self-conscious and worried by all of Sam's questioning. Was she really not okay with this? Did she hate her now? She curls into herself. Crosses her arms and tries to hide behind them. "What is your problem?" she asks. She tries to sound angry, to sound like she's not breaking inside. Her voice cracks and it doesn't work.
Sam wraps her arms around her and draws her in and hugs her. "I don't have a problem, Tara. I'm sorry... I'm sorry that you felt you couldn't talk to me. I just... I just want to know what's going on in your life. I mean, you never told me, I never even knew..."
Tara breathes out a sigh of relief into Sam's shoulder, blinking back tears. She had been so scared in that moment, that maybe this would push her away, or maybe Sam would say she's fucked up or wrong or any of the things her mother would say. "I thought you knew," she says, leaning back, sniffling.
"How could I have possibly known that you were into girls?"
Tara winces, rubbing at her cheeks. "Because of... you know... her."
Sam gapes at her for a moment as the words settle into her brain. Then it hits her. Her mouth closes. Her face goes blank. There's a flash of anger. Tara panics, she's really done it now. Sam never liked Amber and now what if- she's back in Sam's arms being hugged tighter than ever. A lot of things begin to make so much more sense to Sam now.
Later, they're cuddling on the couch when Sam goes "I like girls too you know. And guys. Mostly girls."
Tara blinks up at her, a little overwhelmed with the information. She's never known Sam to be into anything other than boys. "That's 'cause girls are better," she absently mumbles.
Sam laughs, dropping a kiss to her head. "Yeah they are."
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It’s my boy Ryan!!!
As we know our boy is bisexual
He’s also autistic but that’s another thing.
He probably realised he liked boys as well as girls when he was like 12 or 13. He developed a small crush on this boy at school who wore denim and leather type jackets and he thought he was so cool. He never revealed anything though because he was too shy and didn’t get along with others.
He didn’t come out until he and his sister were living with their grandparents because while living with their mum he didn’t feel safe enough to reveal that side of him. He was still a little nervous when coming out to his grandparents but he knew that they loved him no matter what.
The first person outside of his family that he came out to was Chris who reassured Ryan that he supported him and he was always here to talk. That and Chris’s support about his school and home life is why Ryan trusts him so much.
He has a few pride pins that he sticks on his jackets or bags. He also has a few pride stickers that Sarah bought him that he likes to stick on his phone case or laptop case.
I think his bi awakening was Sam Winchester in Supernatural (he enjoys supernatural and paranormal things plus Jared Padalecki was one of my big crushes as a kid so I’m including him because I love him)
He like everybody else definitely had a tiny attraction to Nick when he first met him. I just think Nick is the type who attracts a lot of people whether it’s for a long time or just a short crush. Ryan takes one look at him and is like damn he’s good looking.
His attraction to Nick doesn’t last long though because he eventually starts developing feelings for Dylan. He doesn’t like to admit it but he definitely loves those puns and jokes.
One time Jacob after finding out asked Ryan what his type is and then jokingly asked him if he was. Ryan can’t help being blunt and just said no in the most dead pan voice. Nick, Dylan and Kaitlyn who heard all laughed so hard they cried. Ryan was so confused.
All of the campers are supportive of him and Dylan’s sexualities (all the counsellors are queer tbh)
I think he had a non serious relationship with a guy before coming to camp that year due to him saying “Not exactly” to Dylan when he asks if he has a girlfriend but he’d not been feeling the relationship so broke up with him before going to camp but felt conflicted about it but he realised while at camp that he prefers Dylan’s company and has a stronger connection to Dylan.
Sarah definitely is that little sister that isn’t afraid to tease him. She probably says he’s ‘bi himself’ when he’s single and he just rolls his eyes but smiles because it’s just a little fun because she supports him and is only joking.
I think while he is attracted to both he leans more towards men.
He listens to some Queer artists.
I 100% believe that he watched Heartstopper because Dylan asked him to and he actually got really emotional over Nick’s story. He also hates Ben and Harry with a passion and is a Tori stan because he relates to her a bit.
He sometimes struggles with expressing his emotions and being open about his relationships due to his past experiences and trauma from when he was a kid so the first time he really opens up to Dylan and let’s him in is a big moment for him.
The first moment he refers to Dylan as his boyfriend to someone else he feels really content with it. Dylan is absolutely ecstatic but tries to not to get too excited because he doesn’t want to overwhelm him.
If they got married I think they’d either use both last names and hyphenate or he’d take Dylan’s. I think this because I think he’d have complicated feelings over his last name due to his relationship with his mum but also likes his last name because of its connections to his grandparents and sister. He’d be conflicted about it but Dylan would support any decision.
Him and Dylan go on double dates with Nick and Abi or Max and Laura sometimes.
They end up having a daughter when they’re older.
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punkassfrance · 11 months
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Tess NSFW Alphabet
Yes, it's been done before. You know what else has been done before? Most things. I'm doing it anyway. Bisexual Tess (mostly female oriented), fem reader implied. Plenty of kinks mentioned including mommy kink, dacryphilia, degradation, BDSM in various forms, and sadism. Mentions of scarring.
Enjoy!
Minors DNI, 18+
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Very cuddly, more than you've ever seen her. More than anyone would have guessed from her surface-level impression. For more vanilla evenings, she'll just pull you in and eventually get a cloth to clean you both up, but she'll grab something if you ask for it. If things are kinkier, she'll be much more attentive- draw you a bath, have water at the ready, asking if you're alright, everything you could ask for. All she really needs is to snuggle.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
She doesn't feel any particular way towards her body, but she has to admit she likes the influence her tits have on people. Particularly her partner. As for her partner's body, she'll worship anything she can reach, but she adores thighs. Any size, blemishes, she loves them all. She'll kiss and bite until they're covered in marks.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Since the first time she made you squirt, she's been trying to make it happen every time. Something about it makes her so proud, pleasing you so well she walks away soaked.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
She has more of a mommy kink than she'll ever admit. She won't push you, only going as far as you go, never trying to take things further- honestly, she's a little embarrassed about it, or as close as Tess can get to embarrassed. If it was all your idea to call her mommy and act all innocent, she has nothing to be shy about, right? She's just pandering to what you want. She's just being a good partner, certainly not indulging in this for herself.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Honestly, Tess has a lot of experience. An intimidating amount. While her life is too busy and chaotic to be sleeping around these days, she still lets off steam with random girls in alleyways or brothels. Before the pandemic? She was notorious for whoring around in every gay bar she could reach, taking girls home, getting numbers, or just inviting someone into a bathroom on a whim. She has experience.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
For eating you out, she loves to wrap her arms around your hips/legs and pull you as close as possible. For the strap? While she'll never run out of positions she wants to try, she comes back to the mating press a lot for some reason. Something about the proximity, the intimacy, the control it offers her.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
More serious overall, but she'll briefly chuckle at a joke if you make one.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
She keeps things trimmed for convenience, but hasn't ever shaved or waxed. Has no plans to start. She doesn't let you go down on her much anyway, she'd rather give pleasure than receive it. As for her partners, she doesn't give a fuck what's going on. She's mostly too busy appreciating the view to be picky.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
She's not usually very intimate, her libido occupying her mind, but there are moments. After a close call, when one of both of you are feeling a bit down, a special occasion, she gets overwhelmed with emotion for you, moments like that. She'll stare for a moment, lean in for a slow kiss, and maybe whisper something she wouldn't normally admit.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Honestly, she's never masturbated that often. Post outbreak she's preoccupied with other things, pre outbreak she's getting laid enough to never really have to. She does on occasion- preferably in a comfortable bed or a bathtub, with a glass of wine handy (and possibly a vibrator.) Honestly, she has more fun fantasizing and watching someone else get off than actually touching herself.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
She's happy to go along and have a good time with most kinks, even if they aren't really her thing- she just wants to please her partner. However, she does have some kinks she's a little ashamed of. The aforementioned mommy kink, maybe a little degradation, and she really loves to see a few tears...not to mention the exhibitionism, but she doesn't make an effort to hide that one in the slightest.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Mostly in bed, just for comfort, but she won't object if you seduce her into the shower or maybe an alleyway. While her back objects to anything other than a mattress she'll never hesitate to put on a show. She's hot, her baby is pretty, and who wouldn't want to watch an expert at work?
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Anything, really. Dirty talk, lingerie, bare skin, the mere implication of a pretty body, she hasn't calmed down a damn bit since her 20s. On occasion, an emotionally vulnerable moment will prompt her to start something gentle, but in general, she's ready to get it on at the drop of a hat.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
There's honestly not much. She won't get too harsh with the punishment, she won't make you bleed or do anything severe, she knows her sadism can get a little out of hand. Best to just take it out on her enemies and keep the loving for her baby. She's also not into angry sex at all. She'll roleplay an angry sex scenario, or fuck when she's angry at something else, but she is not interested in fucking after an actual argument between you two. Both because she's pissed and because, well...her sadism can get a little out of hand.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
She is obsessed with eating pussy. Incredibly enthusiastic. Any day, any time, anywhere. It's her go-to. She'll let you eat her out on occasion, if she's in the right mood and not too busy focusing on you. Most of the times she's let a partner eat her out, it was during a more emotional/romantic evening. Something about vulnerability, she muttered when you asked why.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
It varies. She's more than willing to take her time, but she's usually pretty eager to get into it. She certainly likes it fast and rough, more often than not, but she'll do what you want. Sometimes, you ask her to take it slow when she's real wound up, and she will, but her hands will be trembling the entire time with pent up energy.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Any time, at least once a week. She loves them.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
She's always willing to try something new. Anything you ask, anything she saw in a Cosmopolitan, or read in one of the dirty books she found in a gas station. She even got busy when she heard a clicker outside once, gun in one hand, the other hand...occupied.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Depends on how she's feeling. Some nights she takes it slow and works all night long, some nights she has one round in the chamber and that's about it before she passes out. She never gets all that kinky when she doesn't have the energy to bring you down properly.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
She's found toys once or twice, though batteries are rare, she's had some good experiences. Before the outbreak she had a stockpile, now she'll whip out the bullet if her partner is behaving (or she's real tired.)
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
She'll enjoy teasing sometimes, though it's not her favorite. It's another thing she enjoys, but she's so focused on her partner's pleasure, she won't tease unless you ask.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
She adores hearing her baby's pretty cries and wails, but she's not very noisy overall. Usually, it's low moans and grunts, barely audible, or sultry words in her lover's ear. She's a little more vocal on the rare occasions she's receiving oral, more whiny and desperate, but it's rare.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
She's had sex with men a few times, and honestly, it wasn't unenjoyable. I personally headcanon her as bi most of the time, with conditions. She'll dominate a man, she'll let a man go down on her, even fuck him if they get close enough. She just seeks out and prefers women more.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
She's in her 50s- she's not in denial about how she's aged. That said, she's not exactly insecure. When she bothers to wear a bra, it's usually a B cup. Her nipples are more sensitive than she lets on- they were pierced, once upon a time. She might be talked into redoing them. Her thighs and ass are soft and dimpled, her stomach lined with scars she doesn't talk about. Some stretch marks, and one big surgery scar across her lower stomach. Aside from that, various stab wounds, bullet wounds, and burn scars litter her body.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
At any given moment, she's thinking about sex. It's her go-to boredom solver.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterward)
Depends- if aftercare is needed, she'll keep herself up. If you're both happy and she's tired, she'll doze off within ten minutes (of her partner's orgasm. She would never fall asleep without reciprocating.)
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Gay Or Nay?: Ikemen Series Edition
86% voted yes, 14% voted no, so here’s the post. Reminder that these are MY impressions of the characters, and this is entirely a joke. No need to take me too seriously. If you disagree with me, that’s fine. No need to argue, just make your own post. 
Also small spoilers for my ikemen ocs series.
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Ikemen Sengoku
Nobunaga Oda 
Have you SEEN his right and left hand men? He’s either an ally or bi-curious. Can’t decide. 
Masamune Date 
He flirts with Mai to hide his homosexuality /j 
Nah, I’ve seen how he admitted that he’d kiss Nobunaga. He’s gay. Bisexual if you please, but gay. 
Mitsuhide Akechi 
Is that even a question? Have you somehow not seen the way he flirts with Hideyoshi? Let’s be honest, he’s bisexual. 
Keiji Maeda 
Idk him well enough to judge that. 
Hideyoshi Toyotomi 
I know a lot of people are going to want me to say Hideyoshi is gay because of Mitsuhide... But honestly, Hideyoshi gives me the vibes of someone who says gay shit without realizing its gay. He seems more like a very supportive ally to me. 
Ieyasu Tokugawa 
Idk but I can see him as like, panromantic or something. He also screams femboy to me but we dont talk about that 
Mitsunari Ishida 
Confused ally <3 
Ranmaru Mori 
Confused ally pt.2 + closeted ace 
Yoshimoto Imagawa 
Gay (they try to push so hard that he’s pretty, and no straight man is supposed to be that pretty /j) 
Sasuke Sarutobi 
Nerdy gay 
Kanetsugu Naoe 
Either indifferent so like, some kind of mspec or somewhere on the ace spectrum, maybe both, not too sure 
Yukimura Sanada 
Awkward gay (secretly dating nerdy gay) 
Kenshin Uesugi 
That one token straight guy who no one is completely sure that he’s straight or not. 
Shingen Takeda 
In my brain, major flirt = major bisexual so- 
Kicho 
I’ve seen other people write him as like, indifferent or pansexual so I’m leaning towards that 
Kennyo 
Wdym? He’s homophobic- (THIS IS A JOKE. NO HATE TOWARDS KENNYO) 
Motonari Mouri 
Kinda gives me either disaster bisexual or ace/aro vibes. 
Ikemen Revolution
Lancelot Kingsley 
Gay but in the closet about it 
Jonah Clemence 
Confession time: I thought he was a woman at first LMAO- 
Gay 
Edgar Bright 
He’s straight and an ally, but enjoys teasing the others 
Zero 
I dont think he’d care tbh 
Kyle Ash
Didnt realize he was gay until after he started dating his boyfriend 
Ray Blackwell 
His whole thing about freedom and living how you want to or whatever makes me think he’s bi 
Sirius Oswald 
He’s an ally <3 
Luka Clemence 
Shy gay 
Fenrir Godspeed 
Overly supportive ally (especially since his gf is MTF) 
Seth Hyde 
Everyone thinks he’s gay, but correction he’s pan 
Harr Silver 
He’s pansexual 
Loki Genetta 
I dont know him well enough?? 
Blanc Lapin 
He’s straight, maybe a little curious tho 
Oliver Knight 
He’s another ally, gives me the vibes of someone who would punch a homophobe in the face for insulting his friend 
Mousse Atlas 
I chronically forget he exists, so idk 
Dean Tweedle 
The gay twin 
Dalim Tweedle 
The straight twin that gets confused for the gay one 
Ikemen Vampire
Napoleon Bonaparte 
As far as I’m aware, in history he had two different wives and he kissed the tsar (even apparently said if the tsar was a woman, he’d make him his mistress soo--) Napoleon definitely isn’t straight 
Mozart 
He’s straight and hates everyone equally (/j) 
Leonardo da Vinci 
Gay 
Arthur Conan Doyle 
WHORE- this is a disaster bisexual 
Vincent van Gogh 
the supportive straight brother 
Theodorus van Gogh 
the angry gay brother 
Isaac Newton 
Too anxious to question his sexuality 
Jean d’Arc 
I like to joke that he’s bi but denies it because he hates men 
William Shakespeare 
not too sure tbh 
Osamu Dazai 
another disaster bisexual 
Comte de Saint-Germain 
I feel like he’d be omni. Like he doesn’t care, but still has a slight preference. Also supportive father figure <3 
Sebastian 
Serious gay 
Vlad 
I pondered on this one for a long time.. and I still have no answer 
Johann Georg Faust 
Closeted gay who suffers with internal homophobia (i literally wrote a oneshot for him where this was the main premise-) 
Charles-Henri Sanson 
another bi guy 
Ikemen Prince 
Leon Dompteur 
straight but supportive 
Chevalier Michel 
Bro, it’s CANON that he’s pansexual (I think- idk. I played his route when it first came out in english so its been awhile) 
Yves Kloss 
I feel like he’s bi but doesnt really talk about it 
Nokto Klein 
He’s too slutty to be ONLY into women 
Licht Klein 
Straight but an ally 
Clavis Lelouch 
gay ass clown 
Jin Grandet 
Straight 
Luke Randolph 
I HAVE NO IDEA???? 
Sariel Noir 
I feel like he’s straight but also an ally, like he doesn’t care but absolutely will NOT tolerate homophobia 
Rio Ortiz 
unsure. 
Gilbert von Obsidian 
Silly little gay man <3 I can see him as like, pan or something. 
Keith Howell 
Excluding his “other” side.. I can see Keith as straight, but a supportive ally 
Silvio Ricci 
He’s homophobic (secretly not straight but in denial) 
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what do you hc her sexuality as?
I always go back on forth on it because I feel like there are so many factors at play and it’s all kind of ambiguous.
People tend to point to her scene with Mickey in 4x12 as evidence that she’s a lesbian, but the issue with that is is that, up until that point, it’s very likely that Svetlana has never had consensual sex with a man. I think her “I hate the penis— ugly fucking skin stick. Always trying to get in where it doesn't belong” line is more about her experiences and less about her sexuality. She seems certain about liking girls, but refrains from labeling herself when Mickey asks her if she’s a lesbian (“Maybe yes, maybe no”). This is a very honest answer and sounds more like someone who is still figuring herself out than someone who is certain about her attraction but hesitant to put a label on it.
I’ve also seen people argue that she is bisexual because she doesn’t have a problem sleeping with men. There are a lot of issues with this. For starters, comphet is a very real thing and it’s important to remember where Svetlana comes from. Second, there is a difference between doing something and actually enjoying it. Third, and most importantly, Svetlana did not choose to have sex with most of these men. She was sold into sexual slavery and had to learn how to live with her abuse. There are plenty of reasons for why she may seem to not mind having sex with men that have nothing to do with her sexuality.
All of that being said, I think her sexuality can go either way. For one thing, we don’t know of her ever having been in love with a man, whereas she was canonically in love with V and previously in a relationship with Nika. But at the same time, she admitted to being sexually attracted to Kev, who was possibly the first man she actually chose to be intimate with of her own volition. It’s also possible that her history of being abused by men made her wary of them, and that there is a lot of trauma there that she still needs to work through. So it’s hard to say.
If it wasn’t for S7 I would lean more towards her being a lesbian, but all things considered I think it is more likely that she is bisexual with a preference for women.
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