gotta say I am a huge sucker for how Adventure Time will sometimes just cut to Princess Bubblegum doing something extremely morally dubious like cutting off a tiny person’s limbs with scissors and then sticking those arms and legs onto another tiny person’s limb stumps but then she'll turn around and go like "Good morning, Finn! Are you ready for a sploinking day?" and whatever atrocities she had just been committing will Never be brought up again.
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no offense but angst leading to smut will always top everything else. argue with the wall because i ain’t hearing it ok, the yearning? the heartache that leads to hurried kisses or passionate slow ones? the face grab? the holding them as close as they can during? shut up!
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i need a fic or something where steve tells eddie "hey you were a dick in high school too. jumping on tables and screaming at people who just want to eat their lunch about their conformism to the man or whatever was annoying as fuck. also why did lucas have to choose between a sport and your nerd game that's normal. people are multidimensional. I'm not alone in this, who wasn't a total dick at 16. where is your redemption arc mister."
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thinking abt how in the versailles tv series the sentence "if the king says you are a man, you are a man" is uttered when his doctor (woman) keeps wearing this lil fake mustache, like half of other men in the court. stopped in the stairwell and told "girl your boy swag is fine on its own dont push it"
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Annabeth, and others, often treat Percy as if he’s ridiculous or obtuse for his reactions to the demigod world, when in reality he’s a (relatively) well adjusted kid who was raised by a loving parent. His actions make sense based on his upbringing
- parents arent supposed to be neglectful
- parents are supposed to be easily attainable, loving, and present in a child’s life
- if you’re in trouble, you should call for help, there isn’t shame in admitting you’re in over your head, you’re twelve
- you shouldn’t have to jump through life endangering hoops to get your parent’s attention
Annabeth acts like he’s ridiculous, but he’s right. Annabeth knows how the Greek world works, but Percy knows how the real world is supposed to work. & rightfully calls out the BS. But it’s hard for most demigods to agree because what kid wants to admit the way their parents treat them is awful? That their actions are those of aloof, negligent, even narcisstic people who are unwilling or incapable of giving the proper love and support a child needs. That even if their godly parent does love them, it’s a pathetic, horrible, attempt at love you’re better off without.
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Dream doesn’t wait 100 years anymore to visit Hob when he could just do it every night in his dreams, or sometimes at the New Inn and every time is always a surprise to the immortal which amuses the Dream Lord immensely. I’m obsessed with them help lol Print
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So you mean to tell me that Disney writters decided it was very much okay to write
Heterosexual selfcest
Whatever the fuck this dependency shit was between an older authority figure and a subordinate
And now A FUCKING AI CARTTOON BEING IN LOVE WITH IT'S CREATOR
But they drew the line at a gay ship? One that has an AMAZING chemistry and a build up of friendship and trust where they would both die for each other?
LOKI WRITTERS WTF ARE YOU DOING DUDES?
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5+1 idea: all of the times the batkids came home from patrol to find Bruce absolutely exhausted/collapsed in front of the monitors in the Cave and had to try and get all 220 lbs of him into bed somehow.
dealer’s choice on why he’s knocked out (awake too long, injury, etc) but the key part in my mind is that he was trying so hard to push through it all (keeping their comm lines open, trying to finish a scan after 72 hours of no sleep, ignoring the bandage he just bled through to review Tim’s notes on a case, etc)
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