Merlin: Fuck off.
Arthur: *glaring* Merlin. That's no way to address your king!
Merlin: Well then, fuck off, your majesty.
Arthur: *growls* Merlin.
Merlin: *already sprinting away from Arthur*
Arthur: GET YOUR ARSE BACK HERE!
Merlin: *hollering from afar* THAT'S NO WAY FOR A KING TO SPEAK SIRE!
Arthur: WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU MERLIN! YOU'LL BE LIMPING FOR A WEEK!
Merlin who is still running shouts back
Merlin: LOOKING FORWARD TO IT SIRE!
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sometimes what you need to get out of a deep depression is to start shipping a fictional couple that encourages you to read fanfiction until 3 am.
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Gwaine: it’s like Merlin always says: If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.
Arthur, the skeptic: Merlin? Merlin always says that?
Lancelot, wiping a tear: Inspirational.
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Every once in a while I remember that Tom Holland is a BBC Merlin fan and get the overwhelming urge to tweet at him asking for his thoughts
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Merlin: God, if only someone loved me…
Arthur: standing behind them with a wedding ring roses
Freya: holding box of chocolates
Gwaine: has balloons
Gwen: holding out a flower crown
Mordred: has a card
Morgana: bringing him special books
Lance: literally just dropped everything he was doing because Merlin needed help carrying things
Gaius: facepalms This is sad.
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I get Merthur, like really I get it. But hear me out…Merwaine👀
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When Arthur is served by another servant.
Servant: Here's your mulled wine sire.
Arthur: You're not Merlin.
Servant: No sire.
Arthur: Where's Merlin.
Servant: I do not know sire.
Arthur: You're dismissed. MERLIN!
Merlin who is chatting with Kilgharrah
Kilgharrah: Ah, seems destiny is calling you young warlock.
Merlin: Oh for fuc—
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this is so me.
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There's just something very specific about homoerotic character-enveloping friendships from around 2010 where they're semi-aware that gay people exist but queerbaiting isn't quite a thing yet sp their relationship consumes the narrative and changes them both irrevocably forever and they end in tragedy but the ending is JUST open enough for the fic writers to wriggle into that just makes me go fucking FERAL
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What do you mean your favorite pair didn’t try to kill each other at least once? Not even attempted murder? Not even a punch or two for the funsies?
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why am i so obsessed with merthur
what is it about them
WHAT IS IT
(no actually someone tell me)
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when the hyperfixation kicks in like crazy and you end up reading far too many fics in a matter of days
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main love language is touch x touch-starved is the ultimate character dynamic btw
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