“i now understand the dangers involved in investigating these places and know that what was under these grounds should have never been disturbed.” do you understand that zak. do you. i don’t think that you do. I DON’T THINK-
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Favorite twst boys?
Oooohoohoo, you wish me to talk about my Night Raven College baes? Let’s see then...
Ace Trappola ~ Okay, so I should admit right off the bat that I have a huge soft spot for the Heartslabyul dorm in particular. Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll are one of my favorite things ever, and so most adaptations of those works tend to give me some amount of glee, even the really flawed ones. But for Ace specifically, it took me a little while to warm up to him, given that he can be a real prat, but once he and Deuce really rallied around Yuu (especially when they dropped everything on their winter break and took the bus all the way back to school during the Scarabia incident to try to rescue them and Grim -- MY HEART!!!), I fully adopted Ace as my second trash son and that was that. I also loved Ace’s development in the Ghost Bride story line, as well as his admittedly harsh, but still rather fair tear-down of Riddle immediately pre-Overblot. Ace can be really harsh sometimes, but that also makes him an incredibly honest sort who won’t take anyone else’s bull and won’t let anyone push him around -- yet at the same time, he’s also lighthearted enough that he never takes himself too seriously. In some ways he kind of reminds me of Jounouchi Katsuya from Yu-Gi-Oh!, and that’s definitely a compliment.
Deuce Spade ~ MY ORIGINAL TRASH SON. I loved Deuce pretty much from the get-go, considering how passionate he was about trying to fix the mistake with the chandelier and how adorable he was casting the only magic he could manage (“COME FORTH, CAULDRON!” XDD). Then there was the whole “chick” incident where we not only saw his delinquent side which he tries so desperately to hide on full display for the first time, but we also got to see how much he truly loves his mom and how friggin’ stupid and yet absolutely sincere he is, and I just fell in love with Deuce even more. The Wish Upon a Star event where we learn Deuce wants to basically be this world’s equivalent of a sheriff after having been such a delinquent in his younger years only made me feel all the more for this guy -- him wanting to be so much better than he was even if he’s not the smartest, strongest, or most talented guy around I find so compelling and likable.
Riddle Rosehearts ~ Yeah, I know, a lot of Heartslabyul love, but like with Ace, it took me a LONG while to warm up to Riddle. I thought he was a total jerk and I wanted nothing more than to give him a good telling-off (“go ahead, use that stupid collar on me -- I don’t have magic for you to block, you bullying prat!”) until Ace got around to punching Riddle in the face and then tearing him a verbal new one for me. It honestly took Riddle’s Overblotting for me to feel the least bit sorry for him, but it was how sincerely he acted after the fact in trying to make up for his mistakes that really softened my heart to him. Riddle has lived his whole life following rules and convention to the letter, and it’s made him miserable, so now that he’s come to grips with the fact that he doesn’t need to be miserable in order to live an upstanding life, he’s softened a bit. Even with this, though, that rule-abiding, upstanding attitude isn’t always hard to shake, and I think it makes for a much more balanced outcome than if Riddle just went hog-wild and stopped caring about everything -- because the whole reason Riddle followed the rules so closely is he wanted to do what was best for all and to be the best he could be, too. His motivation for being so strict came from a deep passion for leadership and order, and I’m glad that passion of Riddle’s wasn’t dampened, but instead given nuance. Now he can focus his passion more effectively, rather than lashing out in all directions indiscriminately. Like Ace as well, I loved Riddle’s development in the Ghost Marriage plot line, particularly his individual side story with Malleus. It really showcased Riddle’s noblesse oblige moral code, which I personally find the most compelling and likable aspect of his personality.
Jack Howl ~ JACK IS A GOOD BOY. Anyone who disagrees can fight me. (LOL, not really, but...) Like with Deuce, I liked Jack pretty much immediately. From the start, he just came across as so much more down-to-earth and honest than either of the other two main characters from Savanaclaw (even if Jack is also a total tsundere, but honestly, if you’ve watched any kind of anime, you’re fluent enough in “tsundere” as a language to know exactly what Jack really thinks of something). He was sort of depicted as a black sheep in his own dorm, and -- honestly? -- I’m a sucker for characters that are sort of on the fringes and don’t quite conform to what people expect them to be. Add to that how passionate Jack is about working hard and being the best he can be in his own right, as well as how deathly loyal he is, and he’s just overall a character I would love being friends with.
Jamil Viper ~ Jamil was the first character who Overblots who I actually felt sympathy for long before we see his side of the story in flashback form. Part of this admittedly is because I could sort of see where Jamil and Kalim’s story was going ahead of time, but the other reason is that I could see how much work Jamil put in all the time. Even though yeah, it was a real dick move to try to foist out Kalim so he could become Head of Scarabia instead, and yes, he manipulated things to make everyone see Kalim as cruel and irrational, it doesn’t change the fact that Jamil still acted like a Dorm Head a lot more than Kalim did a lot of the time, in the sense of making sure things run smoothly. Kalim definitely brings amazing enthusiasm to Scarabia as its leader and inspires a lot of positive feelings in the people around him, but if there’s a problem, it’s Jamil who often ends up fixing it, not Kalim. And from the start, I really felt for this guy who Kalim -- simply due to privilege -- didn’t seem to acknowledge he was demanding so much of, without receiving the same kind of attention and appreciation in return. I never disliked Kalim for this, because I could tell Kalim didn’t mean it maliciously and admittedly Jamil really should’ve said something since Kalim adores Jamil and would have likely been more than receptive to hearing what he had to say...but at the same time, given their power imbalance, it’s also not completely unsurprising that Jamil didn’t feel like he could say something. The best part about Jamil for me, at least, ended up coming out after he was allowed to finally speak his mind. Yeah, maybe he’s a little meaner now. Yeah, maybe he’s not so patient or amiable now. But he’s also allowed to show more of that deep, searing passion and ambition he’s been bottling up for so long. I loved seeing how much he enjoys dancing and performing through the Fairy Gala event and the recent Pomefiore chapter. I’ve loved how thoroughly (and pretty justifiably) distrustful he is of Azul. I’ve loved how he’s sort of on the fence emotionally about looking after Kalim the way he used to and making sure Kalim doesn’t expect his service the way he subconsciously did before. Jamil is one of the TWST characters who surprised me the most in how much I enjoy him, and I honestly can’t wait to see how much more he grows.
Epel Felmier ~ I WILL PROTECT THIS BOY, OKAY. Not because he’s delicate-looking, but because damn it, if he wants to eat macaroons and steak with the wrong fork, then he should be allowed to just go out and do it. I absolutely love the contrasts we’ve already seen in Epel so far. For as sweet and bishounen as his face is, he has a real rough, informal side fitting his background as a kid from the country, and yet he also has his “Prince Charming” moments too. He completely on his own comes up with the idea to arrive riding a horse when trying to impress the Bride during the Ghost Marriage event, and yet he’ll also tear into a bunch of ghosts who dare mistake him for a girl. Epel reminds me of a friend of mine from high school who also was a lot gruffer and more cynical than his short height and cute face would suggest, and it makes for a very interesting character, I think. You can’t pin this kid down or put him in a single box, and I think that’s awesome.
Vil Schoenheit ~ All right. Before the Pomefiore chapter, I thought there was no way in Hell that I would ever warm up to Vil. His slapping of people’s butts in the Fairy Gala event, his superficial focus on exterior beauty, and his bullying, condescending attitude toward Epel in particular really made me dislike him from the get-go. But then the Pomefiore chapter started and we reached the auditions...and I found myself agreeing with just about every critique he made, in contrast to Rook’s sunnier, fawning reviews. It made me feel like I was watching American Idol or America’s Got Talent and agreeing with Simon Cowell (which I honestly almost always did, whenever I watched those!). And as the Pomefiore chapter’s unfolded, I’ve seen that fascinating contrast in Vil. Yes, he’s very superficial -- but his dream is to act and be an idol, and in that world of celebrity, appearances are important. Yes, he’s very conceited -- but he’s also an incredibly hard worker who’s put in a lot of effort to improve himself and his talents to the point that he should be proud of them. Yes, he’s almost cruel in how relentlessly he pushes people -- but he never holds anyone to a standard he wouldn’t also expect of himself. Yes, he’s very forceful and sees his way as the only way -- but he does truly want those people to succeed in his own weird way, even if he can’t properly express it. Not to mention the fact that he’s constantly typecast as villainous characters, and he just wants to be a hero who makes it to the final curtain call!! My heart!! It’s made it so that like with Jamil, I’ve found sympathy for Vil long before he Overblots, and so I’m all the more eager to see how both the Overblot itself and its aftermath impacts Vil as a character and his relationships with the other characters.
Malleus Draconia ~ Oh, come on, who doesn’t love Tsunotaro? This precious child needs all of the love and party invitations in the world! (And yes, he may be an immortal fae, but he’s still a precious child to me, so there.) I would totally love chatting about gargoyles and grotesques with him. X3
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Bill and Ted’s BOGUS Journey
yall, wtf wtf wtf wtf
before i start with my usual bullet points and respectfully tear the film apart let me say that i did enjoy the film, it was turn your brain off fun! but looking at it as a sequel to bill and ted? it is most non triumphant. like would you have REALLY guessed what the first movie was about? like idk. it was funny and had some good moments but i got a bad feeling. the boys behavior didn't give me the same absolute glee it had before, there was not the charm or really charecter? They seam more just... plain dumb then charming? idk how to explain it. they also don't really talk or act like themselves either , its like a poorly done temporary tattoo, not everything translated over. like i didn't here a single excellent or triumphant anything like that it was always either bogus or heinous or most not not heinous (REALLY?) or really using most. idk they just didn't feel completely them to me. again temporary tattoo , the idea of the shape but not the image
- we open with our establishment of the battle of the bands being the crux. however this is barely mentioned AT ALL and is mainly used for the fight in the final act and not much else. oh are we going to see practice? improvement? no as they do a time cop out so they can actually play for their to be a music number which gets me to my next point
- the romance. so them proposing was actually super adorable to watch and the like vending machine rings? my heart. however what gets me is we JUST learn the babes names for them to still not really be in the film all that much AGAIN. i really would have liked to see more development on screen past Ted being a total puppy!(ill still maintain bill, would have been better with Joan as they actually had something... however alter history is a no no so nvm. then again bill and ted could just be together ngl...) so my gripe with the skip to know how to play the guitars thing is BABIES. im sure their old enough... idk what ages their supposed to be in this or the last one. but SURE OK.KIDS. it also... weirdly makes the princesses look like WAY old????
- this is a nitpick but im like 99% sure the guitar riff is different.
-fellas you ever confess your love for each other but robot you is homophobic?
-also missy? so they had her now married to Teds dad? gross. i get she's “kind of” a slut but why? its literally only used so Bill can say the “its your mom” line to ted... also to add why does Bill call missy mom then?? shouldn't it be ted? also her seance group? what's that about?
- the ghost editing will be the death of me
- the hell sets (in the rooms) all look really tim burton-y . nice
- TED “THEODORE” LOGAN CALLED SATAN HIMSELF THE F SLUR AND THAT IS BEAUTIFUL.
- Death, i have nothing bad to say about you. your doing amazing sweetie.
- STATION. ive never been so baffled, amused and scared in my life. Never forget Ted called...its? Their? butt hot.
- not enough Rufus smh even less screen time for shame yall.
Over all its a interesting movie and i LIKE the idea of the whole afterlife idea however its not really done in a way that it should for something thats a sequel to a TIME TRAVEL movie???? i kept waiting for them to go back to before they died or something like that? i mean cmon, all they really do with it is get the bad guys ( and Rufus) there and back and pull the same well remember the keys trick.
it is a fun film but just... as a sequel? its... well bogus. im sorry it kinda is, the humor is good but different (idk how to explain) same with how Bill and ted themselves act. So frankly Excellent adventure is the way better film and its wack i don't see as much love for that one as i do this.
anything not really noted i liked, forgot about or found funny as again its not a bad movie just bad as a sequel
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Kindle Unlimited Recommendation
Dark Planet Warriors Series
Warning: Gore, violence, some situation of wrongful touching
Summary:
8 stories. The series begins with a bug infestation on the mining station outside of earth. A species called Kordolians are there to be the exterminators. After a meeting with a strange human our primary story kicks off while the bug story plays in background in some stories while being the main focus for several books. The consistent story for the other 8 books is a romance between the aliens and humans that results in a war for purity.
Person thoughts:
Great fuckin series. Almost every book has a different couple with only the very first couple being the focus several other times. First book is fantastic, especially the first sex scene. Its so good. The next few focus on the bug infestation till its dealt with then it gets back to the war. Don't skip them though, Riker is a treat that deserves to be acknowledged. My favorite one of this amazing series is Infinity's Embrace. That book has some dope characters. Electric Heart is my least favorite because it's like a real bad Watch Dogs (video game).
Rating: 9/10
Books:
Dark Planet Warriors
Dark planet Falling
Into the Light
Out of Darkness
Forged in Shadow
Infinity's Embrace
Electric Heart
Brilliant Starlight
Office Alien Series
Warning: Awkwardness, drug use, kidnapping (kind of)
Summary:
Three books about an office relationship with three different aliens. Each alien goes through the venture of courting a human woman. All of them succeed on confusing then educating these people on their culture. All the aliens come from the same planet that has been ravaged by a tough alien species that try to wipe them out with their superior technology. That isn't a plot point, its just an explanation. Each story shows the struggles of cultural differences and how education and understanding can help make the world a better place.
Person thoughts:
I adore this series. One book in this series actually got a perfect score from me, which is strange cause I'm a tough grader. The first book has a super awkward lad who just seems to hate everyone. Its really cute and I like them both though their relationship is filled with cringe. The second book I didn't much care for. The main love dude was kind of an idiot and was too blinded by acceptance to be a reasonable thinking alien. Still decent but Its not my cup of tea. The last one- sweet jesus- was amazing. It has a ‘my cousin Vinny’ vibe with their relationship where they fight often but its like their form of foreplay. So good. There is another series that’s super short that takes place 1 year later for each story. Totally worth a read after you read the series.
Rating: 8/10
Books:
The E.T. Guy
The New Guy
The Security Guy
(Christmas special)
Kraving Khiva
Warning: Sex workers, forced prostitution, abuse
Summary:
Eve is a virgin who is fed up with it. After her father's death she has been ghosting by in life with her best friend. After said friend points out a brothel of some interesting aliens she decides to give the place a try to finally rid herself of her virginity. After just one night she keeps coming back, falling for the sex worker. Romance ensues with lots of strife and abuse to keep the two from their HEA.
Personal Thoughts:
Man, this story represents everything I love in a story. Tons of fluff. It was a really good slow burn that I didn’t expect from a story about a prostitute. The cover gives the illusion of a typical middle aged mother romance - which I guess it is- but it has so much more. I only had one problem with the story, the ending. I felt they could have given more information but they just glossed over it. Besides that, hot book. The second one is really boring, just a slice of life that I couldn't get into.
Rating: 9/10
Books:
Kraving Khiva
Prince of Firestone
The Queen's Ransom
Warning: Near death situations, a lot of near death situations, gore
Summary:
432 pages. Long book. Jalia enters into a competition to win a great prize. The interest of great fortune is too much for her to pass up. Little does she know the treachery the competition hides or the actual prize. The king of Minotaurs is hosting an event to test the strength, endurance, and intelligence of potential wives. In a culture that values strength they refuse to accept a queen who hasn't been tried. Genius Jalia goes through challenge after challenge, nearly dying about every chapter while catching the attention of a charming king.
Personal Thoughts:
I generally don't have the patience for long books but this one never dragged on. Every chapter was captivating and riveting. The challenges were interesting and Jalia's solutions were pretty genius. The relationship between the king and her is pretty grand, I adore them greatly. My only problem with the book is all the potty humor and insults. She was a genius but her insults left much to be desired. Once her biggest annoyance is no longer in the picture does that kind of stuff end.
Rating: 9/10
Book:
The Queen's Ransom
The Kraken
Warning: Gore, racism, attempts of suicide(only 1 book), sassy AI
Summary:
A mysterious creature has lived in the ocean long ago, since the beginning of the settlement on this planet. After a nearly drowning woman is saved a series kicks off. Each book has a different relationship of humans and Krakens. Every book tells the story of how the krakens go from living in isolation at the bottom of the ocean to breeding with humans.
Personal thoughts:
When I first read this story I was just getting into monster romance. The love interests have fairly human tops but hella tentacle bottoms. So I was a little off-put by it but as I read on I didn’t care. The first one is pretty good for a start. The second one was decent, I didn’t really care for it. I actually skipped the 3rd one my first go around. Which is fine, it doesn't add too much and its short. Its still worth a read. The 4th one, fucking grand. 5th one? My all time favorite of the series! If you don't want to read them all at least read the 5th one. Like ask me for story details and I'll give you a cliff note for what's mentioned in that story then you can read in peace. 6th was ok, love the sassy AI. I didn't read the 7th one. Its two old people and I just can't
Rating: 8/10
Books:
Treasure Abyss
Jewel of the Sea
Hunter of the Tide
Heart of the Deep
Rising from the Depth
Fallen from the Stars
Lover from the Waves
Escaping Wonderland
Warning: Sexual assault, gore, lots of sexual stuff
Summary:
Alice is wrongfully placed in a psych ward that specializes in simulation therapy. She is placed in a pod then taken to the world of wonderland. This twisted version of the children's classic introduces a rapey mad hater and manipulative Red King. The main love interest is a playful lad who has more control of the simulation than most. The two run from the clutches of the Red King while trying to escape the simulation.
Personal thoughts:
I had very low hopes for this story. I didn't expect it to be as good as it was. It was a twist on the beloved movie and book. Everything was rapey and creepy and I weirdly loved it. Of course nothing too terrible happened to the main lady so it made those situations more tolerable but only just. I adore the main dude, shadow. He was a playful little mischief maker and I would die for him. What made this book better for me was when everything hit the fan they didn't rid him of his sassy personality. Most books make the cocky, silly, playful personality as something that is bad and needs to change. This one they didn’t and kept it. So good.
Rating: 9/10
Books:
Escaping Wonderland
Infinity City
Warning: Abuse, gore, sexual assault, dope ass fighting
Summary:
A city where criminals are more in control than most people think. Each book takes the reader through different adventure of different people. All having the similarity of protecting the ones they love. The first is of an assassin protecting the only woman who has made him feel so strongly. The second is with a mob boss hacker who grows fond of a shy human. The third is the second in command of the mob boss hacker who finds a pregnant woman in a menagerie and discovers she is his mate. Fourth is one of the workers of the mob boss's security team who gets taken by some slavers along with a woman he was entertaining for the night.
Personal thoughts:
First book sucked. He was obsessives and pretty much took all her choices. It wasn't till the end that he was like "my bad, you can leave if you want". Bleh. Second book was fan-fucking-tastic. Arc is a charming idiot with an amazing backstory. I didn't like the girl in the beginning but she grew on me. I love that he focuses on her but still pays attention to work and his 'family'. The third was surprisingly good. I generally don't like stories where someone is pregnant because they get boring. This one was not that. She was never a hindrance or weak, she was a badass. With her big kitty man they made an amazing duo. Also any scenes with her man and the baby made me tear up. He was so sweet. Fourth was boring, it reminds me too much of a lot of other stories.
Rating: 8/10
Books:
Silent lucidity
Shielded hearts
Untamed Hunger
Savage Desire
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While people watch TV or Youtube in their free time, I read. I have such a weird organization with everything i read because i tend to reread stories and forget i read them. the entire time i read it im like “have i read this before?”. so for books i write them down, rate them, then review them. i didn’t post the reviews here because it would be so many spoilers. Also i sort my favorite fanfics by fandom then relationship. i read so fucking much, its a problem at this point.
If you liked this recommendation drop a like, reblog, or reply. i will perhaps do another if you all like this. i have read so many books and i can post some decent ones and some god awful ones. perhaps you all can tell me how wrong my thoughts are on the ones i deem terrible. i think we will probably agree, ‘free’ books tend to have lower standards.
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Well its done, "Shooty and the Catfish Episode 2: The Spoopies" is finally out in the wild for people to play, why you can even play it yourself for free if you head on over here: https://visitorsfromdreams.itch.io/shootycatfish-episode2
Truth be told the game has been out for 3 days now and has only been downloaded a grand total of 4 times. It might seem like a discouraging number for sure but its important to remember that this is the second episode of a series, and with the first episode itself only being downloaded a total of 124 times to date (my previous project Hazmat is sitting at 525 downloads and Flatwoods at 849 downloads) its not that surprising. In all honesty im not really expecting the series to really gain any sort of momentum until its fully finished and released as a stand alone product on Steam, and I think thats fair enough. The idea behind the episodic releases was largely so I could get the feedback to improve each episode as the project went along, and I think I have achieved that so far.
So I guess you could consider this to be a post mortem. Where did things go right with Episode 2 and where did they go wrong?
Well, for where things went right, development started in March and was finished in September so you could say the game had a 7 month development cycle. Looking back at it now due to the length of the episode that actually feels really excessive considering the amount of content in the actual game (which I will come back too) but compared to the first episodes 2 year development cycle it was a huge improvement.
I am also pretty happy with how the games set up worked. Episode 1 played it very strait with its single town and non linear dungeon set up taken right from the standard JRPG guidebook. Episode 2 on the other hand was a little more experimental. The opening town was more about establishing a tone then a solid narrative with the Episodes dungeon being where all of the real story telling happens. While im sure this isnt a new idea, its something I havent personally experienced in any turn based RPGs. Sure, its not uncommon to find environmental story telling packed into the game world, but to have every combat encounter also be an NPC that pushes the narrative forward? I think the results were perhaps a little wordy and at times a bit on the nose, but for the most part I think it works. Episode 1 had a very non linear dungeon which worked well but it was nice working on something a little more directed as well which Episode 2's layout definitely was.
Im really happy without how the quality of life improvements in the game turned out, introducing new elements like coded doors for different kinds of keys and giving you the option of finishing the game without fighting the optional boss which, you know, actually made that optional boss optional. In fact I was so happy with those changes I went back and patched them into Episode 1 only a couple weeks back.
So where did things go wrong?
Well, to be honest, the only thing I wasnt happy with was how long it took me to get this game out. Like I said, 7 months is a big improvement compared to 2 years, but its still a lot longer than it should have been. Some of this was definitely my fault... as mentioned above there was a big push to have all the narrative put into the dungeon, but the down side of that was that it meant there was a lot more meaningful dialogue in this Episode than there was in Episode 1. The previous Episodes dialogue was mostly made up of silly gags from goofy NPCs in town, but for this Episode I had to create that ALONG with the more serious and narrative driven dialogue found in the dungeon itself. There were several weeks where I didnt touch the game at all because it all seemed so daunting. Ironically when I finally forced myself to write those sections it ended up only taking me 2 nights, so really I spent weeks if not months putting the project off out of fear of something that ended up taking collectively 6 hours tops.
So yeah... that explains some of the delay, but not all of it. The second issue that struck me during the development of this Episode was my own insecurity. The first 5 months this games development were during a time when I didnt know what was happening with my job, I was very nervous, and with my fiance being processed through the notoriously awful Australian immigration system I was also pretty damn scared. The last few weeks of those 5 months was a massive period of crunch at work for a huge project and then immediately it was over... and I was out of a job. If I had known for sure that this was how the gig would have turned out I would have spent more of my free time trying to develop a following. I might have even been able to get my Patreon into a state that could have helped me out financially a little, or atleast thats what I liked to think I would have done, but at the time I didnt have the confidence or energy to do so. This was followed with me taking up a freelance project (well quite a few actually but most were great) which while it has definitely paid my bills over the last couple of months, it has also left me exhausted, emotionally and physically. All of this slowed down the development of the game, and perhaps even more importantly had a large impact on the writing of it.
"Shooty and the Catfish: Episode 2 - The Spoopies" deals with some pretty heavy themes, with suicide and the treatment of suicide victims being chief amoung them. Then on top of that I realised half way through development that while the idea of an office building full of ghosts of asshole business people who commited suicide after a stock market crash does have some comedic value (poor taste as it may be), the gameplay loop of systematically killing every single one of those ghosts has absolutely no comedic value and is quite possibly the most morbid thing I had ever created... Ironically not even on purpose... I found myself in a situation where I accidently created a "suicide victims ghost murder simulator". While im no stranger to creating offensive or disturbing content, for once this wasnt my intention but rather the result of the games story concept clashing with the established gameplay mechanics... and realising too late. What do you do when you set out to make a dumb comedy about 2 wise cracking idiots that kill monsters for money and instead... well here we are. What a mess...
Im not going to pretend that the game handles the subject of suicide well and I also dont think I ever could approach the subject in a satisfying way. If its treatment upsets or offends anyone I think thats completely understandable and any critism I receive because of it is completely justified.
Something I do think that is a positive to come out of all this however is this is the first game project I have worked on that I feel, to me personally, is a piece of "art". Well I mean... I think all games are art, but playing through this game now I can see the struggle I was going through developing it reflected through the characters and through the writing. Its almost like playing through 5 months of my own loose streamed consciousness. My stress, my depression, my insecurity, my fear, my defeatism, its all there. The game has tonal whiplash of morbid nihilism and stupid dumb goofy comedy in a way I havent been able to pull of since my 2014 film Spilt Coffee (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp2HSx_f9WE) which ironically serves as a prequel to this game and was created at a time of my life when again, I felt quite trapped. Episode 2 might be the worst game I have made to a lot of people and thats totally fair, but I think its also my most personal and sincere for what thats worth.
Thats it for this update, I have gone on long enough as it is. So where do we go from here?
Well... I made myself and my players a promise at the end of Episode 2, and thats that Episode 3 will be a fun light hearted adventure. I think after this games development I really need it, and hopefully the contents of this depressing Episode doesnt stop those players from coming with me on that adventure too.
If your interested in helping me support my indie game development then why not check out my Patreon? https://www.patreon.com/VisitorsFromDreams
Every little bit helps ~ <3
Thanks again to everyone who has taken the time to read this post.
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Happy holidays! Here’s “Santa Claus on a Helicopter,” a timeless Yuletide classic. I’ve watched a lot of movies these last few months but haven’t been discussing them. So one of my resolutions is to do that more lol.
The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad
This is a great Halloween movie. The “Wind in the Willows” segment was okay, but “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow”! I’m compiling a villain song playlist and “The Headless Horseman” is fire. 💫 IMO, the Horseman’s more eligible a bachelor than Ichabod and Brom combined. Stupid sexy dullahan-descended bastard.
Besides him, my favorite character is Tilda. She’s adorable! She was way too good for her “love interests.” :/ (I’m just going to casually ship her with the Horseman.) Give Tilda merch! This movie isn’t as popular as it should be, but I’m surprised Disney nerds on here haven’t given her more attention.
I nodded off during the 1999 film, can’t remember if I saw the Wishbone episode or not, and skimmed the short story. So I guess this is my favorite version.
Watch classic Disney movies with family. You get more out of them.
“I think they’re discriminating against Toad because he’s an animal.” “It’s true. The cold-blooded get screwed over by the warm-blooded. The warm-blooded d!ck them over.”
“Tawney, I want you to know this is nothing like the book. It’s not nothing, but the book’s better.”
“Mr. Winky just straight up suck/s.”
“Does this do anything for you? ...Toad’s thicc.”
“Why are mongooses exalted but not weasels?”
“Why is the horse nak/ed?” “Would you like to be his friend?” “No, he’s a doucherama. I’d run his a/s/s over.”
“You know, they shouldn’t lend money to animals.”
“Ichabod’s quaint. Ichabod’s got an itchy… tisn’t.” “I’ve got an icky bod.” “Lick-a-bod Crane.”
“I liked this one better. Toad sucked. Toad sucked a wet sprocket.”
The First Purge
Anarchy and Election Year are still my faves. The prequel got interesting about thirty-three minutes in, with the exploding toys. All the creativity that goes into Purge weapons and apparel is great. The “puss/y grabbing motherfucker” is the creepiest thing in the franchise. Either that or David’s “exhibit” from the first season.
The Purge is known for being loud and clear about its message, and this installment is particularly blunt. At first, I totally did not notice the militia were wearing black face masks. Or that the General Smiley was a Naz/i. G!mps can be cute, but not if they’re channeling SS officers.
The Hills Have Eyes 2
Syfy on On Demand… Blurring out breast/s is asinine in general, but particularly during a labor scene where the woman was forcibly im/pregnated, held captive, then offed. Also, censoring swear words.
Sleepwalkers
The reason werewolves are more popular than werefelines is because knotting is preferable to barbed pen/is pene/tration. Charles Brady is so hot, though. The whole thing with Mary would have been hot if they weren’t related. Sharing stolen life force energy via sex is hot. Having female vir/ginity as a prerequisite for prey is not.
“Boadicea” is such a great ending song. I love Enya. Oh! And I loved Clovis. I wish I had an adorable cat who could summon a kitty army.
Body Snatchers
I haven’t read Invasion of the Body Snatchers and I’ve only seen bits of the 1956 film. The novel was discussed in a nonfiction book whose title I cannot remember.
Why did the mom think a teenager and a kindergartner should share a room?
I didn’t recognize Billy Wirth (The Lost Boys) with short hair. Or Christine Elise (Child’s Play 2).
I ship Marti and Jenn.
The spindly tentacles were cool but I couldn’t take the pod people’s shrieking seriously.
Halloween: Resurrection
That’s my girl, Laurie. You hide those pills in Raggedy Knockoff. You’re one of my fave final girls. Michael’s also a smart cookie. Busta Rhymes’s character turned out cooler than I was expecting. It was nice that he didn’t get killed off.
Halloween II
Grunting Michael Myers was not something I knew I wanted.
Why was Daenerys Tarygen standing in the road with a white pony? This came out in 2009 so I think in a couple years Michael’s favorite pony will be Rarity.
Thir13en Ghosts
It’s nice to see a ghost movie that takes pride in its setting.
JR Bourne! 💕 Is it weird I think he’s cuter in Teen Wolf and The 100? That man was born to play D!LFs. The Torn Prince is also cute.
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Don't read unless you have watched the new episode. But the whole time I watched it I was thinking how it pretty wild that your comic and the episode are basically the same.
OK I HAVE FINALLY WATCHED THE EPISODE AND BOY WHOO HOO HOWDY I’M GONNA INCLUDE MY THOUGHTS UNDER THE CUT BECAUSE I KNOW A FEW OTHERS HAVE YET TO SEE IT AS WELL AND I DON’T WANT TO SPOIL ANYTHING BUT WHOO LETS GO BABES
SO first off I’m just gonna say that I LOVED the episode. Really and truly honestly I did. I don’t think there were any major things that I didn’t like tbh. It was such a truthfully wholesome episode. And I’m actually happy with the amount of screen time we got with Scrooge and his insight with Christmas.
HOWEVER. I wish it was a 45-minute special. Because I think we could have absolutely dived MUCH deeper into the relationship between 1) Younger Donald and Dewey and 2) (the most important) DONALD AND DELLA. I mean like HOLY SHIT. I have to collect my thoughts together really quick cause I’m gonna explode just going on about the sibling relationship going on there so let me backtrack really quick and start from the beginning.
First and foremost. The set up to the episode was great. The kids getting ready for Christmas. Webby’s little hug to Huey and Huey’s patient little smile back to her. Louie’s X-mas list and his “let me explain”, like yes my son, own it. Donald being his best dad self, decorating and STILL playing guitar and singing awful carols at the top of his lungs like, we stan a good good duck dad!!! Literally, everyone is top notch just being great!
Then we get to plot. The ghosts are back in town. And they’re ready to get down and dirty and party and I LIVE for the idea that they were originally looking for a different Scrooge and that OUR Scrooge actually LOVES Christmas (And I’m so glad that we still don’t know why Scrooge has beef with Santa cause like, that’s potential for future X-Mas episodes and I’m all about having more mysteries to look forward to alright?) So we get it. Party on Scrooge lets go back in time!!!
So we’re 12 minutes in, more Scrooge stuff happens (Which I adore. Love that they brought back Goldy. Love that Young Scrooge is so passive about seeing Old Scrooge. LOVE that BEAKLY fucking FLIRTS with the GRIM REAPER SKJD;S GET IT GIRL LOVE THAT) And super double plot twist is that little jimmy cricket over here is actually like, kinda evil? Well not evil, but he’s a little-twisted buddy, which isn’t his fault, but he just wants to party and feels like everyone abandons him when once they find the true meaning of Christmas (being with family) Which Scrooge does. Which also, can we appreciate how fast it takes for Scrooge to be like, yeah I’m bored of this adventure stuff, can I just go home to my family now? It may have just been the episode time frame but IDK man, I feel like he’s growing from once being bitter to becoming that good old family man again. Good, good old man, I love him.
ANYWAY- NOW LETS GET DOWN TO THE JUICY HALF OF THE EPISODE AND THE HALF THE EVERYONE WANTS MORE OF INCLUDING MYSELF
OK So here we see Dewey hitch a ride on grims cloak and fall into let’s say around 25+ years in the past. The FIRST thing I noticed and the first shot we get is a mere parallel to the one we see when Scrooge first falls in the past. Its a shot of the mansion. But as opposed to the shot where Scrooge falls during a Christmas where his mansion is LIT the fuck up with lights and sounds and color and LIFE, Dewey sees it dark and practically dead, but still recognizably the Mc’Duck Mansion. One of the next shots we see takes place inside, and we see the mansion (remember this duck is a billionaire) with the wallpaper peeling and the walls cracking and hardly lit and it looks absolutely deserted and kinda uncared for which BREAKS MY HEART OK!!!
(But I’m so glad I at least got the scene right where Dewey’s first interaction with Donald is through his music and that Dewey could guess it was Donald through his Voice™!!! Also, should have thought of Bluey. That was SO much better than Deuteronomy. But oh well! Got the fake family part right! And the fact that Donald knew she was out back looking fo Santa and was trying to catch Santa for Scrooge. That last part wasn’t in the comic, but that was going to be the original idea for part 4 and FUCK YEAH I WAS ON A ROLL)
And ohhhh when Donald says this is the most confusing family! Ouufff that hit me so hard!!! Cause like, honestly, in canon, Donald is SO proud of his heritage and family line. He’s the only Disney character to really even HAVE a family tree, are you kidding me?
Also Dewey just Yeeting himself out a window with Donald’s guitar as Leverage was such a good idea I wish I would have thought of it and I’m SO ANGRY that I didn’t but I guess if I had then technically I would have been a mind reader or actually stealing from the show so good job me for NOT doing that but I at least got them Escaping out the window part down so WOOP FOR that!
ALSO DONALD JUST STRAIGHT UP LICKING THE TREE! WONDERFUL GOOD BOY AND LIKE!!! AND LIKE!!! OK I kinda played around with the idea that Donald kinda just does stuff without explanation and when someone asks we gives off these weird oneliners that don’t really answer the question of WHY he did/was doing the thing in the first place is something I absolutely live for and both his interactions within my comic and in the show are so parallel with one another that I’m actually mind freaked right now I want to scream I fucking love these kids ok?!?!?
So I could probably live for the next 30 years off of just Dewey and Donald just talking to each other like, it was probably only 40 seconds of conversation, but I lived for every second like it was the only thing that mattered!!! Just Dewey being so Hecking Excited to learn more about Della from someone willing to talk to him without any trauma™ and I LOVED how Donald never outrightly admitted that Della wasn’t Amazing or Awesome (Dewey said it at least twice when referring to Della) and just changed the subject. Like, true sibling love. (I would have also accepted if he had called her a nerd or a geek or something similar because they are siblings after all, like jeezus the whole episode was mostly about their fight like, anything is great, give me them sibling dynamics)
OK AND THEN THE MOMENT OF TRUTH
DELLA MY SWEET BABY GIRL APPEARS AND SHE IS MY EVERYTHING
OK honestly I was gonna draw her with a bit more messy hair but OTHERWISE SHE’S PERFECT. AND HER’S AND DONALDS IMMEDIATE BICKERING IS MY FAVORITE EVER. (And tbh her reaction to them NOT being Santa clause and honestly that entire net scene was also gonna be my reaction so don’t be surprised when you see that in upcoming continuation of my comic) (Also her calling Dewey a Dummy, is ACE)
So their whole fight scene going on. The whole Dumbella incident. You can just FEEL the sibling energy off of it. I ate that shit up SO FAST. I LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT. (I WANT SO MUCH MORE OF THAT STUFF PLEASE DT CREW GIVE US A FLASHBACK EPISODE OF THE COUSINS I NEEEEEEED IT) If you’ve ever had a sibling then you KNOW. You know that look when Della got when Donald called her Dumbella. The No, not until you apologize she gave back. The FOR WHAT?? The endless back and forth that would have continued onward for a LONG time if they weren’t in impending doom. Man that’s the shit right there. That’s really all I wanted I could have had a full 45 minutes of just THAT right there. Just these kids being siblings.
(Also, Donald outing himself about the toothbrush and combat boots, he’s so gonna pay for that later I can feel it in my bones and I live for these moments kids)
AND THEN WE GET THE FIRST HEARTBREAKER OF THE NIGHT FOLKS, when Dewey figures out why Della’s so peeved at Donald (rightfully so) and it’s just!!! It’s just so good that all Della really wanted was to spend time with Donald and make a memory of it and catch Santa together and folks I would be lying to you and to God and to our Lord and savior Carl Barks if I said that I didn’t cry, these siblings are so good. (And the fact that Dewey also made a quick connection to himself, like, ohhh yeah I need to also be better and apologize to MY family and give MY Donald a hug when I get home)
NOW SHIT GETS REAL!!! The way Donald and Della land after getting free from the net. These kids were BORN for adventuring. This isn’t their first rodeo and this is what I want to see more of!!! Donald and Della as the fighting duo!!! (Dewey totally face planted my smol blue bean I love you) Della gets into fighting position ready to go, and Donald flips his hair back outta the way like so cool and nonchalantly LIKE DREAM TEAM SO COOL I LOVE THEEEEEMMMM!!! aND THEN when they find out the Wendigo is after Scrooge, They’re all like, “of, yeah, duh, Its always scrooge,” and then IMMEDIATELY GO AFTER HIM IN PERFECT FIGHTING SYNC LIKE THESE ARE 10-YEAR-OLDS AND THEY FIGHT LIKE THEY HAVE BEEN FIGHTING ON SCROOGE’S BEHALF FOR YEARS AND IM!!! (there’s so much fanfic potential here i’m screaming) And Dewey’s kinda just standing back like, Woah nelly, CAUSE LOOK AT THESE DUCK CHILDREN GO!!! LOOK AT MY LITTLE FIGHTING REBEL KIDS I ;KLD’KLASJ’F I LOVE THEM!!!
(Also, shout out to the last episode, in which we see that Donald kept the broken guitar under hammock all those years, he never could manage to through the thing away, i love this temperamental kid so much guys i’m crying again) But I’m glad we got to see Wee angry Donald!!! That was a fun thing I’m glad they put that in!!!
And now for the final! I’M glad Donald apologized rightly and straight away and wholeheartedly! That’s the good boy I know and Love! And Dewey going in for the hug!!! So sweet!!! But also!!! Della like, immediately figuring out that Dewey was from the future, I kinda like that! I wasn’t going to do it, but I like it! Love how smart she is and just how nonchalant they both are about it cause hey, have you MET their family? I like how they say Ducks, too. Not Mc’Ducks. Like, Scrooge is Weird and they do all sorts of crazy stuff with him, but you haven’t SEEN crazy till you’ve met the hick side of the family.
And then it’s like, just like that, they’re gone! And ouufff boy that was not the goodbye I was expecting but sometimes goodbyes are like that and that’s ok and I respect the out the DT crew took cause it flowed so nicely and well but boy did it hurt. (Can you imagine Donald and Della coming back with THEN Scrooge with this whole explanation to find nothing there and Scrooge being like???? Ack you kids leave me alone I hate Christmas as it is I don’t need you all playing tricks on me with fake Wendigos and family members from the futures when I have important things to do bah humbug or something and Donald and Della just have to live with this knowledge but at least they have each other and are closer for the better!!!) Because then Scrooge was there and THEN DEWEY WAS CRYING AND THERE’S JUST SO MANY EMOTIONS CAN YOU IMAGINE ALL THE EMOTIONS THIS KID IS GOING THROUGH RIGHT NOW AND HE JUST WANTS TO GO HOME AND SEE HIS UNCLE DONALD AND BROTHERS AND WEBBY AND JUST BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS AND ACK.
AND GOSH WAS THE DONALD DEWEY HUG JUST SO GOOD AS WELL AS THE DOGPILE LITERALLY GIVE ME ALL THE HUGS, I WANT THEM ALL THIS IS SUCH A WHOLE GOOD EPISODE!!! All in all, 10/10 Was very good. Could I have loved more of just about EVERYTHING? yes, but I can make my own content if I need to fulfill my wishes. Overall, there was nothing that disappointed me, which was so good. I wasn’t let down by the interpretations of the characters, the morals, or how the storyline went. Could we have made it into a 45-minute episode and just like, extended every conversation? Yes. But plot? Solid. Characters? Solid. Relations? Super solid. Did Sol cry? She did and she will again cause she just loves these good characters so hecking much!!! Donald is my all time favorite Disney character on the planet and just the fact that he gets so much love and attention and just all the beautiful backstory and rick history is such a beautiful gift that just keeps on giving!
Also, FULL Disclosure, Im gonna continue part 3, 4 and 5 of my version of how I thought this episode was gonna go. Simply because, well, I liked it. And I think you all will like it to.
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imagine if jeno had a crush on you…
im crying i meant to post this ages ago but tumblr is a bitch
hey, its finally here though
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can i request a jeno scenario/headcanon where he has a crush on you (and you have a crush in him too) and tries to make you understand but you've never been in a relationship so you're oblivious to his attempts and you just think he's just behaving weirdly ? Thankkks💞 - hp anon (who is still crying over the fact that you've never read/watched harry potter)
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i honestly don’t think he’d really be shy of his feelings per say
who am i kidding
hes a shy goofy and awkward mess
but its the endearing, comical awkwardness that always seems to lighten the mood and make you smile
he wants to tell you but
1: he doesn’t know if you like him back
2: he doesn’t know how to tell you
so he just kinda hopes you’ll figure it out and catch on
but alas
the two most oblivious people on the planet just have to have feeling for each other
so of course hes trying so hard to get you to notice but some?? how?? you?? aren’t??
okay so onto the actual story part
jeno was thinking all day on how he could possibly find a way to convince you to hangout with him for the 5th time that week without seeming mega creepy
even though it would be hard for him to seem creepy to you since he’s your best friend
plus you liked him
then it hit him
he immediately sent you a cute short text
“hey can i pick you up in like an hour and a half i wanna go to the mall but i don’t wanna be alone”
he typed out the next message but hesitated before finally he was hit with a sudden wave of confidence, biting his tongue and pressing send
“… and i miss you”
he tossed his phone after sending the message and covered his cute blushy face.
he couldn’t believe that he suddenly had the courage to send that message, but he didn’t regret it at all
when you read the message your heart LEAPED
but of course you being you, you brushed off the message saying that hes just trying to be a good friend for you because that’s what friends do right?
you responded excitedly, not further questioning the meaning behind his confession as you felt you had come to a sensible conclusion on your own, typing out “of course, dummy. ill be ready!! i miss you too :(”
once jeno read your response, his smile faded slightly
he was slightly upset you didn’t read his attempts, but he couldn’t be too frustrated since he wasn’t being direct either.
he shrugged off the negative feeling, and decided to focus on the fact that he gets to see you again
he figured there will be another chance for him to drop another hint while you guys were out anyway
the mall trip was definitely an adventure
you both started out walking around with drinks, have cute casual conversations filled with laughter and teasing
him, being the gentleman he is, offered to help you find clothes to buy as you always loved having a second opinion
he walked into the store with you, helping to search the racks.
not long after he pulls out a silky button down shirt in your size
you chuckled “you and your button ups” teasing him since he basically drowns himself in a plethora of button up shirts
nonetheless, the shirt was stunning
he handed you the shirt and you added it to the small pile of clothes you have collected to try on before heading that way, motioning for jeno to follow you
he sat in a chair outside the dressing room
he had to wait outside the dressing room for obvious reasons but he insisted that you come out and show him what the outfit look like
You go in and change into the first of 2 outfits
you come out, a little embarrassed under his stare as he critiques the outfit, but he thought you were so captivating.
he had nothing negative to say
he thought you couldn’t possibly look any better than you did standing in front of him in that outfit
until you tried on the one he chose
when you stepped out in that silky button down shirt he chose, his jaw dropped.
literally
flustered at his reaction, you quickly ran up to him placing a hand on his chin, pushing upwards, effectively shutting his mouth
your other hand naturally cupped his cheek
“close your mouth you dork!” you whispered quite loudly, your face mere inches away from him
his hand instinctively came up and rested on top of the hand that rested against his cheek
his gaze fixated on your beautiful eyes, level with his since you had to lean over a bit to accommodate for the height difference as he was sitting and you were standing
his stare was intense, drenched in enamor
there was no way for you to hide the intense blush that crept upon your cheeks
finally, against your deep desire, you pulled away, standing back up straight, his hand falling back down to his side
“okay i’m gonna change back then we can check out” you managed to speak with only minimal stammering before retreating back into the dressing room.
you shut the door before turning around and resting your back against it, hand coming up to comfort the fast beat of your heart against your chest.
this was like heaven and hell for you
you were so confused by his actions because in your book it was impossible for him to have feelings for you
but at the same time you of course liked him
you just hated how it felt as if he was playing with you, even though you knew he would never do that
jeno sat on the chair, now alone, mentally beating himself up for not confessing right then and there
at least he knew for sure that he was gonna do it before you went home.
after finally collecting yourself you changed out of the outfit, putting back on your own clothes
you knew for sure that you were buying those two outfits not even just because jeno loved them on you, but because you loved them on you too
you draped the two outfit over your arm,opening the door to exit the dressing room, mentally preparing yourself to face jeno again
as you exited, jeno approached you with his usual smile, offering to carry the clothes for you as if you two weren’t milliseconds away from kissing a couple minutes earlier
you took him up on his offer, handing him the clothes before walking with him to the check out line
the line was empty so you both walked straight up to the cashier, jeno handed them the clothes before proceeding to step in front of the card reader
you took out your wallet nudging him with your hip with a cute “excuse me” thinking he was unintentionally in the way until he also takes his wallet.
“jeno you don’t have to-” you started, catching his drift before he cuts you off “well i mean i kinda dragged you here, plus,” he looks at you as the cashier scans the last item, “i want to.”
jeno’s eyes whip back to the card reader as the cashier announced the total, sliding his card in with absolutely zero hesitation
you huffed, putting your wallet back in your bag and briefly wrapping your arms around his waist, thanking him before taking the bag of clothes from the cashiers extended arm
after walking around the mall a bit more you guys finally decided to get going as it was getting late
the walk home was a short one but you guys wanted to take a slightly longer route in order to milk the time you both had together
you began to get slightly fed up with jeno acting as if nothing happened so you finally decided to confront him about it
“ hey, what happened back at the store? are you just gonna pretend like nothing happened?” your voice slightly weak as you were totally clueless as to how he would respond
“actually no i wasn’t, i was hoping you would catch on but obviously your didn’t,” jeno teases before becoming more serious “I like you. i dont know how you haven’t noticed, but i really like you. sometimes it feels like im going to burst-” jeno began to ramble slightly, contrary to his usual persona
you cut off his words by reaching out for his hand, intertwining your fingers, for the first time as more than just friends
he looked at you, his naturally beautiful smile lighting the sky better than any star, receiving and cherishing every feeling you attempted so send through your warm touch
he stepped towards you, so you were finally facing each other rather than beside each other, bringing his face close to yours
he paused for a moment, breath ghosting over your face like a feather, wanting to make sure you were entirely comfortable before he proceeded
his answer was clear as you looked back into his eyes with the same, unimaginable level of enamor that dripped from his gaze
he leaned in slowly, wanting to savor the innocent intimacy, bringing his hand up to cup your cheek as your unoccupied hand rested against his chest
the moment you felt his lips against yours was when you felt your whole world change for the better
as if time stopped and every single planet and star in existence aligned just for you
your stress seemingly fading away as you fell harder than you ever thought you possibly could
you already knew he was gonna be the death of you, in the best way possible.
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‘ physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll ’
‘ I would rather wander around a store for 9 hours than ask an employee where something is and this I do not understand ’
‘ my childhood, or, as i like to call it, the general abyss with one or two memories attached to it ’
‘ i know ‘gay’ isn’t an emotion but let’s be real,,,,,,,,,it kind of is and i feel it 24/7 ’
‘ babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it ’
‘ just because the past didn’t turn out like you wanted it to, doesn’t mean your future can’t be better than you ever imagined ’
‘ i’m the person who’s 100% down for spontaneous adventures but also 100% down to lay in bed all day. i’m on both ends of the spectrum ’
‘ this year has changed me more than I ever thought it would. ’
‘ it’s ok to disappear for a lil while and get your shit together. ’
‘ if you wanna love me hmu ’
‘ calling me baby makes me so freakin weak ’
‘ i’m that one guy on spongebob always screaming about his leg ’
‘ remember to drink a fucking shit ton of water every miserable day of ur life ’
‘ i just want someone who’s excited to make out with me and text me all the time. ’
‘ never apologize for your giant dogs getting overexcited, if i get taken down by a 100 pound mass of fluff then that’s how i go. ’
‘ when i figure out how to die without hurting my mom’s feelings it’s over for me, bitches ’
‘ THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45 ’
‘ my blood is glow stick juice. thats why all my bones crack when i move. ’
‘ are cute dates and rough sex too much to ask for ’
‘ honestly, my goal in life is just to be a very warm person. i want to be as loving and as kind as i can be. ’
‘ just a small dumb bitch…. living in a lonely ditch ’
‘ you’re not selfish for wanting to be treated well ’
‘ when y'all fake conversations in your heads do you sometimes say random sentences out loud too? i was just tying my shoes and said very sternly and loudly “i DO know how ants work, fucker” ’
‘ true space facts: if u look up there it is ’
‘ anyone else bummed they have 2 sleep alone tonight and uh not in some1s arms ’
‘ how am i sensitive and a bitch at the same time ’
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Guys I watched the Sense8 Finale
And I am super happy with it (how do they manage to finish things so neatly? Directors/writers are fuckign genius) and the rest of this post will be below the cut because so many spoilers
First of all, I thought for sure it would be cramming a hell of a lot into two and a half hours and wondered if they could really end BPO that fast, but in the end, of course they knew what really mattered:
-People eating pizzas and singing out car windows
-Getting all the family together, and not just the cluster!
-A stunning and surreal orgy sequence
Because this is what we really look for from Sense8, am I right? (Incidentally I would have to say the one area where the finale kind of failed was in tying up Capheus’ threads but also it wasn’t going to happen--while most characters had more emotional or main-plot-related threads to finish off, Capheus had a political election on another continent. However, I think signs do point to it eventually working out, and at least we saw Jela and Zakia by the end.)
My biggest feelings are on the Rajan/Kala/Wolfgang angle and, as y’all may or may not know, I have been shipping this Ot3 from Day One. Why? Because Rajan isn’t just some boring fiance/husband figure but a real human being, his actor is brilliant and incredibly hot, and he clearly cares about Kala, as is evident in every single interaction between the two--but Kala won’t be satisfied without an element of adventure in her life, and for her that element has always been Wolfgang. And I also always wondered how Wolfgang and Rajan would get along. WELL.
I DIDNT ACTUALLY THINK THEY WOULD DO IT THO! I AM SO HAPPY!
Some good moments on this angle:
-Rajan entering the apartment to see first, Lito walking around upset and shirtless, then Sun chopping vegetables with a knife, and then, Capheus being the first one to recognize him (which was really cute actually). And then it’s like oh we gotta get out of here and Kala just shoves a ton of fuckign medical equipment in his arms and oh great, let’s go up on the roof bc apparently we’re running for our lives now. (wait is that a random white guy with a gun? wtf Kala?)
(side note Amanita freaking out over Nomi going ninja was possibly the best moment of this entire finale but there were so many good moments that I digress.)
-Rajan being so understanding once things are explained to him. His first two reactions are, like, “Oh, this is why you were so confused around the time of our wedding, I totally get that now” and then “geez poor sap getting tortured, must help” and then his third reaction is “you’re my wife and I love you, I’m in this with you” and just, Rajan, SUCH A GOOD MAN.
-Then Rajan’s the one to actually get Wolfgang out of the club, which is just a good touch, especially since Wolfgang has mixed feelings about him but certainly recognizes and trusts him.
-”Not many people would have done what you did for me”.
-”My love, you are a killer. (awkward pause.) CAN YOU SHOW ME HOW?” And then Wolfgang just looking at him so fondly and then in Kala’s body casually tossing the gun he’s holding away and showing him how a real gun works.
-Rajan and Wolfgang in the dramatic double Pieta with Kala’s apparently dead body, but then Kala ghost shows up and says, “Hey, y’all drama queens wanna actually, I dunno, save my life?” And she knows how to do it too because she’s a goddamn doctor.
-Finally, obviously, the threesome. It gets obscured by the fact that we’re watching about five or six different couples at once along with approximately seven hundred flashbacks (and I honestly thought it was very artfully done) but I love that the last line of dialogue we get is Rajan, clearly mind blown, saying how he didn’t know things like this could happen. IM HAPPY FOR YOU RAJAN
Seriously I never thought Rajan would get to be as happy and in sync with Kala as he is in this finale. It’s like, maybe most of the tension between them wasn’t inherent incompatibility but secrets and a lack of communication. Which is what I’ve always thought. IM HAPPY.
Hm what else.
Well, Amanita and Nomi are married and that’s obviously great. OH!. Jonas. YEah I had a lot of feelings about the trio of Jonas-Whispers-Will, which has always been an interesting dynamic as well. Not as much Whispers-Will tension in the finale as there was in Season Two, but that’s okay, Season Two satisfied me on this angle, and I loved seeing Daniela take Whispers down when he tried to escape. As for Jonas, I really hate heroic sacrifices of this type--he’s suffered enough and I wanted to see him live--but I’m glad he at least turned out to be a good guy. And this time, Will listened when he told Will he was on Will’s side. Also, Whispers is dead which is a good thing.
I can’t believe the final villain of this movie wasn’t really Whispers but LILA FUCKIGN FACCHINI. Honestly what a villainous babe, I love her and I love to hate her. Still waiting for my Kala/Lila femslash guys. Still waiting.
Detective Mun goes to Paris to maybe reunite with Sun and convince her to come back to Korea and instead gets brought into a spy conspiracy involving telepathy. So he’s clearly living his best life.
Overall I just loved this finale. Usually when I finish a show I’m craving fanfiction but this time I’m actually not. I think Sense8 did an incredible job of satisfying my cravings (even the eclectic OT3 ones!) in its actual canon content. Doesn’t mean I’m not gonna seek the fic out but honestly well fukcing done.
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1. What is your full name? Crow Raven Cross
2. What is your nickname? Bird? xD
3. What is your zodiac sign? Aquarius
4. What is your favorite book series? idek, i havent read a book in a while
5. Do you believe in aliens or ghosts? hELL YE
6. Who is your favorite author?J.K. Rowling?
7. What is your favorite radio station? Dont listen to radio
8. What is your favorite flavor of anything? ooo, mint?
9. What word would you use often to describe something great or wonderful? I say neat a lot so probs that
10. What is your current favorite song? The Moon Rises MLP bc Im a nerd
11. What is your favorite word? uh, fantabulous
12. What was the last song you listened to? Everything Black by Unlike Pluto
13. What TV show would you recommend for everybody to watch? supernatural
14. What is your favorite movie to watch when you’re feeling down? Beauty and the Beast
15. Do you play video games? yES
16. What is your biggest fear? Being alone
17. What is your best quality, in your opinion? My eyes
18. What is your worst quality, in your opinion? everything else
19. Do you like cats or dogs better? kittiess
20. What is your favorite season? Winter
21. Are you in a relationship? nOPE
22. What is something you miss from your childhood? never had one xD
23. Who is your best friend? whats that
24. What is your eye color? Blue/green/gray
25. What is your hair color? Magenta/Pink
26. Who is someone you love?
27. Who is someone you trust? A smol loaf
28. Who is someone you think about often? oof
29. Are you currently excited about/for something? yeah excited for sleep
30. What is your biggest obsession? youtube lmao
31. What was your favorite TV show as a child? Icarly ftw
32. Who of the opposite gender can you tell anything to, if anyone? probs a smol loaf I know
33. Are you superstitious? Ive seen some shit so ye
34. Do you have any unusual phobias? somtimes when looking at fire i picture what its like seeing everything burning, so, nah
35. Do you prefer to be in front of the camera or behind it? behind
36. What is your favorite hobby? eating butterscotch candy and hating myself 10/10
37. What was the last book you read? Alice in wonderland
38. What was the last movie you watched? Black Butler Book of the Antlantic
39. What musical instruments do you play, if any? none but wanna play piano
40. What is your favorite animal? wolf or fox
41. What are your top 5 favorite Tumblr blogs that you follow? no idea, love you all the same~ <3
42. What superpower do you wish you had? shapeshift
43. When and where do you feel most at peace? alone in the woods by a lake
44. What makes you smile? cute drawing/animals/being talked to ffs
45. What sports do you play, if any? Professional sleeper
46. What is your favorite drink? Shirley Temple or Cherry coke
47. When was the last time you wrote a hand-written letter or note to somebody? a few months ago?
48. Are you afraid of heights? depends ig, but not really
49. What is your biggest pet peeve? someone constantly tapping
50. Have you ever been to a concert? yup
51. Are you vegan/vegetarian? nu
52. When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up? dead, so I succeeded
53. What fictional world would you like to live in? The world in Rwby
54. What is something you worry about? everything
55. Are you scared of the dark? nope
56. Do you like to sing? sometimes
57. Have you ever skipped school? all the time
58. What is your favorite place on the planet? my bed
59. Where would you like to live? anywhere in a forest
60. Do you have any pets? 1 doggo
61. Are you more of an early bird or a night owl? i mean, its 1:45AM so, totally early bird
62. Do you like sunrises or sunsets better? sunset
63. Do you know how to drive? yup
64. Do you prefer earbuds or headphones? split between the two
65. Have you ever had braces? nope
66. What is your favorite genre of music? honestly any
67. Who is your hero? whoever invented hot pockets
68. Do you read comic books? used to
69. What makes you the most angry? people blaming you for their problems :D
70. Do you prefer to read on an electronic device or with a real book? real book
71. What is your favorite subject in school? English or art
72. Do you have any siblings? wish i didnt
73. What was the last thing you bought? a scooby doo shirt
74. How tall are you? 6′0
75. Can you cook? yuppers
76. What are three things that you love? roses, my pc, my bed
77. What are three things that you hate? shit only 3? people, flies, and uh, idek hot weather
78. Do you have more female friends or more male friends? honestly ive always had female friends, idk why i just get along with them better
79. What is your sexual orientation? pansexual
80. Where do you currently live? Arizona in the middle of nowhere, in a cabin in the woods
81. Who was the last person you texted? a bread loaf
82. When was the last time you cried? legit 5 minutes ago
83. Who is your favorite YouTuber? Achievement Hunter
84. Do you like to take selfies? no bc i look ugly, yes bc filters make me cute
85. What is your favorite app? instagram
86. What is your relationship with your parent(s) like? hope i never see them again :D
87. What is your favorite foreign accent? british
88. What is a place that you’ve never been to, but you want to visit? disney world
89. What is your favorite number? 24
90. Can you juggle? nope
91. Are you religious? hail satan
92. Do you find outer space of the deep ocean to be more interesting? i guess??
93. Do you consider yourself to be a daredevil? depends?
94. Are you allergic to anything? grass and coconut
95. Can you curl your tongue? yas
96. Can you wiggle your ears? yup
97. How often do you admit that you were wrong about something? fairly often?
98. Do you prefer the forest or the beach? forest
99. What is your favorite piece of advice that anyone has ever given you? die
100. Are you a good liar? depends ;p
101. What is your Hogwarts House? Ravenclaw
102. Do you talk to yourself? yea
103. Are you an introvert or an extrovert? hARD INTROVERT
104. Do you keep a journal/diary? used to
105. Do you believe in second chances? depends really, i give too many bc im stupid but, no longer
106. If you found a wallet full of money on the ground, what would you do? go buy starbucks
107. Do you believe that people are capable of change? lately, nope
108. Are you ticklish? yup
109. Have you ever been on a plane? yep
110. Do you have any piercings? nu but i want some
111. What fictional character do you wish was real? Ruby Rose
112. Do you have any tattoos? no but wantt
113. What is the best decision that you’ve made in your life so far? going back to a store 20 minutes before they close to buy a hat
114. Do you believe in karma? yep
115. Do you wear glasses or contacts? glasses
116. Do you want children? kinda
117. Who is the smartest person you know? the mouse that keeps avoiding the traps in my house
118. What is your most embarrassing memory? friend walked in on me playing with my butt and just squishing it, laughed at me for 3 days straight
119. Have you ever pulled an all-nighter? 3 days ago, when i slept finally last night
120. What color are most of you clothes? black
121. Do you like adventures? yES
122. Have you ever been on TV? nu
123. How old are you? 17
124. What is your favorite quote? “You are the cause of your own future”
125. Do you prefer sweet or savory foods? sweet
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Ghost Adventures Slash FanFiction 2. part - Zak
Part 2. - Zak -
I miss you so much... everytime when I see you, I just want to embrace you and never let you go. I cant just live on like that. Why did I say all these things? Why did I say, that I hate you? I wanted you to go away from me, because I thought that you will be safe from harm, safe from the demons, that are surrounding me. But I cant handle the loneliness, that is spreading trough my empty house, trough my epmty life, through my empty heart...
Nick... Im so sorry, so sorry...
I was not able to sleep, so I grabbed my digital recorder and headed outside. I found a abandoned old house, so I climbed inside... I never expected that I would find someone in there, except ghosts.
It was... you...
"Zak...? Is that you? What are you doing here, man?"
I was so surprised! Nick... I saw you again after all these months... What should I say? Quick, quick, I need to say something...
"Im searching for ghost. And what are you doing here in this place?"
"The same thing, I heard some ghost stories about this place and I was just curious, if they are real or not. Why are you alone here? Where is Aaron? Why dont you have a camera?"
"This ghost hunt is just for me, its not because of Ghost Adventures. I just wanted... to be alone. I just wanted to do some investigating without cameras and stuff. Just me and my ears and a digital recorder. It makes me calm. And what about you?"
"Well... Im here for the same reason. I just wanted to be alone for a while..."
"Alone... just with some ghosts around."
I smiled at you and you smiled back.
"How are you?" I asked.
Oh, God, please, tell me that you are alright. Please tell me, that "my" demon did not hurt you in any way... But there is one thing, that I would like to hear more... Please, tell me, that you miss me, so I can say, that I miss you too...
"Well, I'm fine... and you?"
Oh, Nick, if you only knew... Im so lost without you. I cant stand myself. But how can I tell you that, when it was me, who buried everything, that was between us... I think there is a song, that describes my feelings perfectly...
I have a smile stretched from ear to ear
to see you walking down the road
we meet at the lights, I stare for a while
the world around us disappears
just you and me on my island of hope
a breath between us could be miles
let me surround you, my sea to your shore
let me be the calm you seek
oh and every time I'm close to you
there's too much I can't say
and you just walk away
and I forgot to tell you
I love you
and the night's too long
and cold here without you
I grieve in my condition
for I cannot find the words to say I need you so...
But I cant tell you, that I miss you so much. I cant say, that my heart hurts like if there were a thousands of little knives inside of it... I needed to say something that you would expect from me...
"Yeah... I'm fine too..."
What a lie! I think this was the biggest lie of my life... I think you noticed that, because you stared at me suspiciously for few seconds... I needed to come up with something, but... oh well... I think all I can do is chasing ghosts... I was hoping, that some spirit will actually kill me and then I would be haunting you... watching you from afar, unseen, quiet, I would never show you, that Im near, so you would not be scared... Isnt that a strange idea? It probably is... but its the only way that could give me a chance to be with you forever...
"So... would you like to investigate this place with me?" I asked.
I doubted for a while, if it was a good idea, but before I could tell you, that you dont need to do that, you said...
"Yes."
Yes! Oh God, its here! Its just you and me again, alone, like in the old times, when we were young, much younger than today. When we were just two friends. I remember a night, when we sneaked to a locked cemetery and we were sharing ghost stories, some that we heard and some that we experienced. And we yearned for adventure. So we created our crew, our Ghost Adventures crew, and we have been investigating haunted places. After some time Aaron came to us and then it all started... the TV show, popularity, fans... we changed a lot... But now we can be the same as we were back then... When there was nothing else, just a friendship between two guys... and then... after some time... maybe something more, that just a friendship...
"Dont be afraid," I said, "I think there is nothing to worry about. I mean that there are no demons, that would possess me or you."
Or there should not be any... As we came at the end of the hallway, I felt some weird energy and then I heard a voice, a very quiet voice, that said like three or four words, coming from upstairs.
"Wow, did you hear that?" I asked.
"Yeah, I did. It sounds like some voices..."
"Yeah, it does. Do you want to go upstairs?"
"Alone???"
"No... Im in this with you. Come on, lets go upstairs together."
We went upstairs. I felt you behind me, really close to me. I wanted to grab you and kiss you like I never did before, but... So I tried to call the ghosts.
"Who are you? Show yourself in front of us! Speak to this digital recorder, so we can hear your voice! Is there anything, that you would like us to know? Talk to us!"
I felt a cold breeze around me.
"Nick... come to me, now! Can you feel that? Its freezing right here! Come, take my hand, I'll show you where the icy cold spot is."
I grabbed your hand to show you where I felt the cold air. I turned over to you and you looked like you were about to faint.
"Are you ok?"
"Yes, I am... I just... I just felt..."
...and the you just fell to the ground...
"Nick! Nicky! Wake up! Nick! Please, say something!"
I took you in my arms and carried you out of the house. What went wrong? Did the ghost drained your energy? What should I do? I knew, that I need to get you to a hospital, because I could not wake you up... I was so scared... What if the ghost really attacked you? That would be my fault... And I would never be able to forgive myself for asking you to hunt the ghosts with me...
Finally! I came to the hospitals with you in my arms, calling for help. The doctor came over and took you away from me.
"What are you gonna do with him?"
"Please, calm down... Everything will be alright. I need you to stay here, please," said the nurse, as she tried to calm me down.
I called your wife to tell her about what happened to you, but I changed my mind. I said, that we will go outside to have a beer, like in the old times and she said "Im on a way to my mother, she is sick. Please, can you take care of Nick? Dont let him drink that much. I know, that you havent seen each other for a longer time, so have fun guys. I'll be back in a week, can you please tell him that?"
I just said "Yes, I will... You dont want to talk with Nick?" and she said "No, I need to focus on driving. I know you will take care of him, bye, Zak!" and ended that phone call quickly. It was weird, but it gave me the chance to be with you a whole week without someone interrupting anything, that could happen between us... again.
I was sitting in the hospital lobby for three hours. Then the doctor came and took me over to your room.
"He is really, really exhausted. This blackout was caused by a total exhaustion. Your friend should take a break. But we think, that he will be alright... If he wakes up..."
I came to your bed. You were just lying there, with a pale, tired face and with closed eyes.
"Nicky... are you ok? Please, wake up. Talk to me... please... Nicky... Please, dont leave me..."
You slowly opened your eyes.
Zak... Im ok... Im fine... What happened?"
"Nick... Thank God... you are awake... You passed out, so I took you to the hospital. You were unconscious for three hours. The doctor said it happened due to a total exhaustion. I didnt tell him, that I think a ghost drained all your energy."
"Oh... yeah, I feel a little bit tired... Thank you for not leaving me there."
"I would never do that!"
"Really?"
"Nick... I - would - never - do - that! Oh God, I was so afraid that I could lose you..."
I raised my hand and touched your face softly. You are so sweet... I love your skin, your complexion... Isnt that crazy? How you love those certain parts of someones body? Their scents, their skin, their eyes, the soft lips... I could not resist... You were so tired and you looked so cute, so vulnerable... I embraced you... if you only knew what it was doing to me... But you shaked my hands off.
"Whats wrong?"
I saw the confusion in your eyes. You took a deep breathe, before you started to talk. ¨
"Zak... I cant... Please, dont touch me... I'm afraid of what it is doing to me... I never forgot the night, when... you know..."
Yeah, I remember that night. You are usually shy, but this time you werent... We headed to our next lockdown, to Oklahoma, where a demon terrorized a family. We did some interviews on the first day and it was scary as hell. In the evening Aaron decided to go out with a couple of his friends. You were cudled up in your bed and I was going through some unexplained EVP's that we did catch during the interview. Aaron asked us to come with him, but I was focused on my work and I didnt feel in a mood for a party, because tomorrow was the day of the lockdown. You said, that you are tired. Aaron just smiled, said, that he will be back before the morning comes and then he went away.
We were alone. My chance...
"Nick? Are you sleeping?" I asked, without turning over to you.
"No," you said, "did you hear something in the EVPs?"
"Not yet... Nick?" I turned my head over to you.
"Yeah?"
"I want to ask you something..."
"Huh?"
"I dont want it to sound crazy but... I think... I mean... Could there be a possibility, that a demon is affecting someone... like... sexually?"
"You mean like the succubus?"
"No... I mean... Like forcing him to think about something... I have obsessive thoughts about... well... you know... about having sex..."
"Zak. You are a man, a human being, I think this is normal... Everyone has these thoughts sometimes."
"And what if I tell you, that Im dreaming about a man?"
You raised your eyebrows.
"Well... I dont know... I think this can happen sometimes, dreams are just dreams, you know. People are dreaming about weird stuff all the time. I dont think that your dreams have a deeper meaning or that something is wrong with you because of these dreams."
"And... what if I tell you... that I am dreaming about... you? What would you say?"
For a while you stared at me, your eyes piercing right into my soul. Then you just got out of bed and you went closer to me, still looking me in the eyes.
"What I would say? You really want to know that?" you whispered quietly.
"Yes... please, tell me..." I whispered back.
"Take that shirt off..."
"What?"
For a moment I doubted what I heard. Did you really say it?
"Take that shirt off..."
I did what you asked for. When I saw the look in your eyes, I could not resist it. The heat... the passion... I took the chance. I pressed you against the wall and kissed you. Oh God, it was like heaven. I thought about kissing you for years! And now... I could taste your lips... I felt like being drunk. I wanted more... You embraced me. Your fingertips were cold... or was it just me, my hot skin?
I pushed you to the bed and started to kiss your body... I kissed you on your cheeks, on your neck, I went down...
I remember it clearly. My dreams came true. There is nothing that could erase this memory from my mind...
I felt blood rushing to my cheeks. I smiled a little bit.
"Im afraid that I still love you. But this love is unwanted. You didnt want to live this way, so I quitted the crew. Because of you. Because of me. So we can live normal lives with normal relationships."
"Nicky... you didnt notice that? I dont have a relationship... Im still into you... I never stopped loving you... I just didnt know what to do with my feelings... Thats why I didnt want to continue with this..."
"What? Why didnt you say anything about it? We could talk about it! I would understand it, I felt the same way. Our friendship would not be ruined by this! You said that you hate yourself, when you are with me! That you cant live this way. That you dont love me! Why did you say that?"
"I... I thought that when I will hurt you, you will leave me and everything will become normal... Because you started to act weird and I felt there is something, thats affecting you, something, thats not from this world, something different and dark... So I said, that I dont feel anything for you... And you left... But nothing was alrigt, I just acted that way, so no one would notice that there is something wrong with me... Nicky, I feel that there is something that owns me, maybe a spirit or a demon, that doesnt allow any woman to stay with me. It doesnt want anyone near to me! I didnt want that... something... to hurt you, just because I love you... This is the real reason, why I was so mean and why I wanted you to go away from me and leave our crew. I thought it would be easier for both of us, when you would start to hate me..."
"You and your f--king demons! Are you kidding me? You are lying!"
"No, Nicky, Im not... I swear..."
That night. I fell asleep with you in my arms and then I had this disturbing dreams. I have seen myself killing people in different ways. I heard the name of the demon rushing through my mind. And then I found you, in my dream. And I... I killed you there... With a brutal force... I did it with a hammer... Oh God... I can't even think about that dream, because it scares me so much... Could I be able to do something like that to you? You are everything to me... I felt like the demon could hurt you, maybe it could use me to do harm to you. I told you about that dream, just before we started the lockdown, but I didnt tell you, what I did to you in that dream. Then you were using a spirit board and something entered your body. There were so many bad things, that happened in that house. Jay and the man, named Darren, were communicating with the demon through the spirit board. Darren asked, where will the demon show itself. The board said "Nick"... and I was terrified to death. I was just staring at the camera in our nerve centre and I told you to be careful. After that the spirit board said "G, goodbye." I grabbed the walkie-talkie and asked if it said "Nick G. goodbye?" and then the planchette moved to "yes". I felt like if my head was about to explode and then it started... You wanted to go out, but something it me forced me to say, that you should not leave the seance. I asked "Do you want to kill Nick?" because I wanted to know, if there is a possibility... that something evil that is attached to me, could do that. And we started arguing! It was affecting me and you! And it was laughing at us! Then it just dissapeared, the feeling of that power forcing me to arguing with you... it was away! I immediately told you that I wanted you to quick the seance with the spirit board, I wanted you to come back to me, but you didnt want to go away from that house! I was afraid after that lockdown, because I thought, that there is something attached to me, that is about to hurt you. So right after that lockdown I told you, that I dont feel the same as you. That I dont love you, that I hate you. It was breaking my heart, when I was telling you this. I was literally in pain, when I saw the look in your eyes, the tears on your face... But I didnt knew what else to do... You were married, you had a newborn baby... I know, you said, that you will leave your wife because of me, but I thought you would be happier without me... I thought that if you leave me, you would be safe... I knew, that if I tell you the truth, you would not leave our crew and you could be in danger...
"There is nothing in the world, that I would want more than to touch you, be with you, having you by my side every day, every night... I cant sleep, I cant eat... All what Im thinking about is you and that one night... Nick... I never wanted... I dont know, what to do... Can you forgive me, Nick? Please, forgive me..."
"I'll forgive you, Zak, but only under one condition..."
"What is it? Tell me! I will do anything, that you want me to do..."
"Kiss me... Kiss me, Zak. Kiss me again. For the last time..."
That was more than I dared to think about. I leaned to you, so slowly, that it was almost painful, but I liked the tension between us, although I felt my body shaking. I kissed you on your lips and it was like ecstasy for me. It felt like if I was craving for a some sort of unnamed drug for a long time and I have got it at that moment. I was squeezing your thigh, I realized that after a moment, but the sparkles in your eyes told me, that you dont want me to stop. I moved my lips to your neck, I found that spot, that I was so familiar with, I kissed it gently and then I bited you... You moaned out loud, it took me to another level of being excited, when I heard that, my heart nearly stopped to beating and then it was beating faster and faster... And it nearly stopped again, when I heard knocking on the door. You jumped away from me, when the door opened and the nurse, that was trying to calm me down three hours ago, came in.
"Mr. Groff, you can go home. We made some tests and it seems like you were extremely exhausted, but thats all. There is nothing to worry about, but you need to rest for some days."
"Oh, thank you..."
"And... well... I know you two guys like to hunt ghosts... you should come to this hospital and do some EVPs, there is a ghost of a little boy that cries in the night, we are always searching for him, but no one is there... Would you like to investigate it here?"
"Oh... yes... that would be awesome, thank you."
You turned over to me, trying to catch your breath.
"I hope she didn't see anything, Zak..."
"Well, I think she saw something... maybe... But it doesn't matter to me. Come on, let's get out of here. I will take you home. I'll take care of you."
"Home?"
"Yeah... Im taking you to my house."
"But what about my wife?"
"She went to see her mother... I called her and said, that we are going to have some beers, like two old friends..."
"And what did she say? She didnt want to talk with me?"
"No, she just said 'Have fun, guys. Take care of my husband. Ill be back in a week.'"
I saw the surprise in your eyes.
"Well... alright then, you said, lets go."
Now we had a whole week, that we can spend together... This time, I wont let you go...
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[SP] Pathetic
I've been staring at the TV for the past hour.
Not unusual... In usual times.
The TV's off. It's been off for the past five days, yet I still seem quite content to lounge and stare absent-mindedly at my distorted reflection on the black screen.
I'm glad I can't make anything distinct out... I reckon I'd look as bad as I feel. Ever since the announcement came things have changed.
It was a Sunday night and I was adhering to my tradition of drinking a box of wine and lamenting on how my life at the age of twenty-seven had devolved into a slow, meandering existence. You know, millennial bullshit.
As I was glugging down my fourth, but certainly not my last glass of vino, I was distracted when the TV almost fucking killed me. The speakers must have been blown out by the racket that thundered in. I must have looked a picture; those last drops of wine from the glass caught in my throat and I flapped around like a whale at sea-world desperate to be put out of its misery.
When I regained my composure and assured myself I'd never gain any respect, I stared at the TV which had finally shut up. Now a black screen was dominated by big bold letters -
STAY CALM - A MESSAGE FOR THE NATION INCOMING
What. The. Fuck.
Phone. Contacts. Mum.
Of course she didn't answer. I can picture it now; she's sat in bed, some true-crime documentary playing on the TV, and he'll be lying next to her. When her phone wakes up and my picture appears he'll stare at my mum and give her the it's late honey, we don't have the time to deal with her right now look. She'll return with the Thank god you said it, now I can at least pretend I was coerced into ignoring my only daughter, you're just the best Jimmy, I'm so glad I got married to you and threw that little shit out of our home so we can fuck with the doors open look.
That's it. That's my only point of contact. I felt pathetic at that point. As in, I truly understood what the feeling of pathetic was; there's a physical drop in your stomach and shivers run down your back...you become hot and an overwhelming sense of vulnerability hits you in the core. You could say that wasn't the best feeling to be overcome with as the TV emitted another assault to my eardrums.
The sound dissapated again and this time a voice replaced it almost immediately. It was the voice I had been expecting as soon as I saw the first message. Our great and glorious President.
My fellow Americans. It is with a heavy heart I speak to you tonight. Firstly I am very sorry for interrupting your Sunday evening, I'm sure many of you are quite afraid and concerned right now. I'd love to be able to tell you that there's no reason to worry, but I'm afraid I simply can't...
Phone. Recently Called. Mum
The United States today received information regarding an unprecedented and immovable obstacle to the continuation of not only our own existence, but that of every living thing on our planet...
Call was rejected again. I bet he slapped it out of her hand that time. No way would she ignore me, she must have been watching this as well?
There is an asteroid roughly twelve miles in diamater on a collision course with Earth. Projections are that it will strike us in seven days and the impact will result in the total annihilation of us and our home...
You go through the motions of acceptance incredibly quickly. It's not a drawn out process. I'll explain how mine happened -
Bullshit. He's the president of the United States of America addressing the entire nation. Okay, this is serious.
I know this is quite a shock. I presume many of you are wondering why I am being so open and frank about this. Well... I guess there's no more contingency plans or exit strategies to care about any more. It was important enough that I have decided, against the wishes of my advisors, to tell you the truth and allow you to go out in whichever way you feel is right and justified. I leave you with only one request - depart this world showcasing the best of humanity. Put our compassion, dignity and honour on a pedestal and let us move onto the next great adventure proud. Good luck to you all. Goodnight America
Then it was over. The screen flipped back to my original programming. I can't work out if Kim Kardashian was a vacuous waste of air and cells before or after I realised my world was over and nothing I ever did or dreamed about mattered anymore. Probably before, but I'll give her the benefit of the doubt.
The sound of my phone ringing came at me like it was trapped down a well, far off in the distance. I picked it up and my heart did one of this slight jumps when you get excited.
Mum. I'm scared
It's not your mother, it's Jimmy.
oh...
Look I'm calling to tell you me and your mother have decided to take off. I can't explain and to be honest, I won't. I'm sure you've just heard the president.
Erm okay. Well... Where should I meet you?
Meet us? What are you talking about!
Meet you so we can all be together obviously!
I think you've misunderstood this whole situation. I'm not surprised, you never where very bright... Look. You're not coming with. I called to make sure you didn't come running down here and waste your time. Just stay away from us.
Go fuck yourself Jimmy, put my mum on now!
Your mother doesn't want to speak to you. This has been coming a long time if I'm honest. How could you not see it? The heartache and trauma you have caused that poor woman. You should have the deceny to respect her last wishes and stay away. Don't you dare cause your mother any more heartbreak
I'll hear that from her you teet suckling leach
Then it happened. From somewhere in the background I heard her voice.
Just go away Kate! Jimmy has spoken for the both of us
I like to think she was sat at the dresser table at the side of the bed. Cigarette in hand and her mascara running down her face. Shaking so bad she couldn't get a proper drag and staring vehemently at Jimmy, who had forced her to lose all sense of humanity and compassion.
But it's more likely that OJ is innocent and Twilight is actually a good film if you look at it's artistic merits.
No, she would have been sat at that dresser, ensuring the phone was on loudspeaker and mouthing instructions to Jimmy, getting more perplexed and angry every time I spoke.
But... Mum, please I'm scared
This is where she would have inhaled deep and arched back ready to deliver her knockout punch. Jimmy would have slunk away from the phone, knowing his work was done and he can stand in the shadows and watch the emancipation in peace.
You listen here and you listen good. The last we spoke I told you I'd reached the end of the road. There were no more chances. I cannot go through this anymore and now with all this shit going on... We deserve to have some peace at the end Kate. Please understand, it's not because we don't love you. It's because we can't fucking stand you.
Oh please, you talk as if I killed someone mum! Im sorry I didn't turn out perfect like you wanted-
The phone cut off. She actually cut me off from her reality with the click of button. It wasn't even a click...a lazy moment of the finger and that's it... I'm gone from their lives.
Like millions of others, I cried myself to sleep that night. First it was pity, then anger and then... Just to get it all out. Once sleep came and I woke the next day, I'd accepted it.
The World of course went insane. For the first couple of days we had the news and social media to keep us informed of everything. The riots. The crime. The depravity. So much for humanity. But then, all that stopped as well.
It only takes two days for the World to just stop. Once every single person suddenly just doesn't give a shit... Its all done. Electricity went - no more lights, no more warmth. Thankfully I'd spent wisely as an introvert. I had a deluxe weighted duvet with special microfibres that retain your body heat. God praises those who late-night drunk shop.
You could also live off my supply of ramen noodles and cherry bakewells for a considerable amount of time, so I wasn't concerned with starving. I didn't have much of an appetite anyway. Finally, my brain decides food is no good when getting healthy is the least important factor in my life.
I know other people are with their families. Well, people who aren't rioting or going around unleashing their inner monster, just because they can. I've got a picture in my head of how I think the perfect family are holding up right now.
There's a mum. A dad. A son and a daughter. Their all grouped together in the living room, sitting in front of a massive open hearth fire playing monopoly and drinking hot chocolate. There's a Christmas tree as well, just for the sake of ensuring this cliché rings as true as possible.
The dad rolls a double and fist bumps the air.
"Oh Ronald... You did it again you lucky man," the mum croons whilst stroking his fringe to the side. He beams. The daughter crosses her arms and huffs.
"Not fair!" she says and scowls. Her brother puts his arm around her and leans his head on the side of hers.
"Now, now Lucy... Don't worry, I won't let daddy hurt you,"
The mum suddenly becomes stiff and looks at her son.
"What do you mean by hurt, Blake?" she asks, her voice a bit shaky.
The son looks at his dad who, pale as a ghost now tries to roll again.
"Nothing honey, I'm sure nothing at all. Come on I passed GO!"
The mum looks now at her daughter who is looking at the ground, shooting nervous glances at her dad. Blake is messing with the corner of the board, avoiding eye contact.
"Ronnie... What's going on?" she says now standing up warily. Another round of glances and finally it dawns on her.
"No...no...NO!"
I can't even pretend to know what a perfect family is. My mind so broken and ill from a lifetime of... Life.
Not a single person from my past has phoned me. Well they didn't when the battery was still working. I'll lie to myself until the end - they've probably been ringing non-stop since it went dead.
I'm alone. So utterly alone. And it's the end of the world.
I'm going to die in a couple of days and the only feeling that comes to me now as I sit here staring back at my shadowy image on that black screen mirror is - pathetic.
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thoughts on the xmas special - DOCTOR WHO SPOILERS
before I read everyone else’s reactions I just want to get my “untainted” reaction down
first of all the MUSIC, goddamn every time they played the bad wolf/rose theme I was about to DIE (especially because I’ve just been rewatching s1/2 so) oh my god, how perfect and emotional though especially because I think I read somewhere that murray gold is also leaving which ????? how do they expect me to cope
not sure how I feel about the whole bill not being bill but still being bill thing? I mean, I accept it and it still was emotional but… still no closure for bill. also it doesn’t make sense but what else do I expect from a Moffat finale lol (like she would have to be dead to be in the system thing buuuuut she remembers heather rescuing her soooo her restoration isn’t from that death? idk (edit: just realised that im not confused by this any more because she doesn’t age because she’s made of water. obviously. so she could have died after living a long life and still look 20 something ok im good now lets move on)
although idk how this death technology thing really is supposed to work within this universe lol because how many characters have died and come back to life… like just take rory for one example. but it was cool plus the reference to new earth and the year 5 billion was pretty cool since I just rewatched new earth
but obviously I loved seeing her again and it is in a way, her, emotionally and I love her so much and she should have had so much more TIME
bill and the 9th doctor live together in my “I’m emotional about these characters not having more time on the show” headspace
speaking of which CLARA oh my god. I was sort of expecting it but then I forgot that I was expecting it and I was SHOOK ok, and I guess that means she does die in the end after her one second of eternity (I need to rewatch s9) which is ok I guess
but idk does it sort of ruin the emotional impact of hell bent now that the doctor does remember her? like didn’t they have the whole forgetting thing for a reason.. or is it ok because he’s not 12 anymore so they won’t have the hybrid but then again, the doctor would still love clara just as much
idk my sort of unrealistic prediction would be that clara would show up just as a cameo/side character within the story (like I thought maybe as a nurse because ww1 setting (and the obvious play on doctor/nurse) ), and the doctor wouldn’t recognise her but she would say goodbye to him and it would be super emotional for the audience without taking away the impact of s9 idk I feel a little conflicted about it
obviously I should be writing for this show
and nardole! remember before series 10 I was so eeeehh about his character but I teared up honestly, I did not expect to see him again. guess he’s also confirmed dead
can’t really remember the ending of s10 but does that mean the cybermen just destroyed the whole ship. honestly that episode had such potential its criminal that it was left unwrapped like that
ok thoughts on stuff thats not my babies coming back
the opening with the 60s footage was SO COOL even though we’ve already seen it it’s just SO COOL
shout out to rachel talalay for being a directing GENIUS how do we deserve her… @chibnall if you do anything right you won’t let her go
I haven’t seen any first doctor because I’m a fake fan who’s only seen like… 15ish classic doctor who stories - so I didn’t really have that much emotional attachment to him apart from what he means as a symbol to the show, and ofc an adventure in space and time which I do adore
I enjoyed him, for the most part… I mean it was interesting to have the thematic parallel between them
I was worried about the whole “sexist jokes” we’d been hearing about before the episode and yeah they were kind of cringeworthy but also not as bad as I’d expected… could have been a lot worse but still totally unnecessary and unfunny in my opinion
at least Bill put him in his place what an icon
I liked that the episode was more character focused than plot… obviously it needed to be and the themes worked with the “plot” but I can’t help but be annoyed at plot holes
like if there was a giant database of every human ever in the year 5 billion then why does the doctor not know about it
hmmm
but a lot better than moffat’s other regeneration episode tbh like I never need to see the time of the doctor again in my entire life
the christmas armistice scene? I HAD CHILLS OH MY GOD it was so powerful and I had tears in my eyes
just beautiful and heartbreaking and touching. wow.
also shout out to mark gatiss for not being as terrible as I thought he would be because I was not excited to hear he would be a main in this episode but he played it really well
then for some reason out of alllll the threads of 12 and moffat era who the one they decided to bring back was rusty the dalek??? ok maybe not what I would have done
although in some way I guess if you remember that episode from three years ago and how it sort of foreshadowed the 12th doctor’s characterisation, “you would make a good dalek” and all that jazz it does fit thematically???
idk I thought… a weird choice but ok
low key wanted amy and rory to show up via the glass people of death (like not a realistic expectation at all since they never knew twelve but it is the end of the moffat era we’re celebrating here so maybe??? sadly not)
overall a beautiful farewell to the twelfth doctor. a perfect fit for a character based episode to end his story on this show. I’m going to miss him so much but he had a wonderful last episode that he deserved
probably the best regeneration story since parting of the ways? maybe even the best regeneration story from new who (i just have a very special emotional connection to 9) (and I haven’t seen any classic who regeneration stories please don’t hate me)
can’t believe its been four years since i was bawling my eyes out at matt smith’s regeneration. I did expect to cry a lot more but maybe I’m just better at my emotions now??? also even though I’ve probably come to love 12 more, 11 was my first doctor so there’s that
(wait til I rewatch doomsday though because the tears will be FLOODING. I’m up to army of ghosts/doomsday on my new who rewatch but wasn’t going to do that to myself today lol I don’t hate myself that much)
JODIE!
wait I forgot twelve’s last speech
IT WAS SO GOOD OMG
the bits from the other doctors… so beautiful
tbh I can’t really remember it because I am the worst but I’ll probably have more coherent thoughts when I rewatch this (WITH SUBTITLES) tomorrow
strong accents can ruin the emotional moments a little unfortunately
JODIE OMG
rachel talalay is a blessing ok THAT SCENE WAS FILMED SO WELL. the ring falling off her hand
their hand??? how do we refer to the doctor now idk i guess they both work
JODIE IS SO TINY IN PETER CAPALDI’S GIANT ASS COAT
i hope she is swamped in it for the whole first episode of s11 omg comedy gold
when she looks into the reflection and says “brilliant” IS THAT GONNA BE HER CATCHPHRASE
I feel like 10 said that a lot??? hmmm
I LOVE HER SO MUCH ALREADY SHE’S ONLY SAID ONE WORD
HOW CAN I WAIT UNTIL WHENEVER S11 STARTS
she FELL OUT of the TARDIS???? is she ok
commentary from my family - dad: why is the tardis rejecting her? brother: because she’s a woman now
IM SO EXCITED FOR SEASON 11 OK
overall? I really enjoyed it, I had a few quibbles (mostly my usual but that doesn’t make sense which maybe you have to leave aside when you’re watching this show), the character stuff was almost perfect and just, such a good story. will miss 12 greatly but out of all the new who doctors he’s probably had the most solid run from start to finish in terms of consistent quality and this was the perfect ending for him.
p.s. pls let chibnall be the type that likes nostalgic cameos because I don’t know if I can handle a clean cut between eras, this is my first time because I only started watching in 2012. but I’m so keen for season 11.
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Cartoons that are not for kids
i have noticed over the years that theres lots of cartoons that are not for kids
here is a list of them
Ren and Stimpy
despite airing on Nickelodeon was not for kids it had lots of sexual innuondoe graphic vilonce like bleeding intestines eyeballs and kidneys all being thrown up into the air the characters died lots of times and in one episode they go to hell characters tried to kill themselves and said there going to go end it all
Rockos modern life
was not for kids because it had lots of adult jokes some that were even banned and some episodes were very vilonte with some blood
the angry beavers
was not for kids but not because it was inappropriate but because kids wont get some of the stuff like when they dress up as hippies and pimps the show talks about politics and the angry beavers have a no smoking sign in there house
Catdog
was not for kids it had some adult jokes and lots of disturbing stuff cat climbs out of dogs mouth skinned alive a bunny mounts catdogs head on his wall and a armadillo says hes going to kill stuff and mount a girl characters head on his wall
invader zim
was aimed at young teens it was really disturbing and dark
courage the cowardly dog
was not for little kids it was really creepy morbid and dark
the powerpuff girls
was orriginally for Adults and was called the whoopass girls but the creator had to change it to the powerpuff girls but the name is the only thing that changed because it had lots of adult jokes and in the opening of evrey episode him got punched in the mouth with his tooth flying out with blood
johnny bravo
was not for kids it had lots of very edgy adult jokes and the main plot was about a 20 or 30 year old man trying to pick up girls
cow and chicken
was not for kids it was really vilonte disturbing and disgusting
time squad
was not for kids because it has lots of sexual innuendo homosexual innuendo and in one episode theres hippies with red eyes that offer the main characters their special brownies and one of the characters acts drunk and theres some offensive jokes stereotypes and iffy titles
the grim adventures of billy and mandy
was not for little kids it was really creepy vilonte disturbing and dark grim imagines killing the kids billy thinks mandys a cannibal mandy is a sadistic sociopath who beats up and abuses billy billy asks mandy if she wants to play and she says im busy go play in traffic mandy calls everybody to her house and she orders them to kill her nanny pudding finds a bunny and the bunny tries to kill him and then it pops out of some fire and at the end tells pudding he loves him to death with half of his skin missing billy scrapes his face on the sidewalk and his skin peels off billy tells grim to suck it
the marvelous misadventures of flapjack
was not really for kids it was really creepy and had dark imagery
Regular show
regular show is rated TVPG and is not for kids because it has mild swearing like piss crotch crap holy crap and what the h characters are seen and implied to be drinking alcohol high five ghost is seen at a fist pump concert with a beer muscle man knocks on a motel door and a bunch of beer cans come flying out and the characters go to a bar called mchooligans and benson gets very drunk it has lots of sexual innuendo rigby says bensons going to drop his balls and says hes going to be all like oh no my gumballs rigby says he cant believe mordecia is going to a fist pump concert just for some lady pecs a giant coffee bean squirts coffee from his breasts into mordecia and rigbys mouths rigby learns a new move called the pelvic thrust of death benson says hit the lights because its almost 8pm and muscle man unzips his pants and says oh man skips is going to be so suprised when he comes in and sees us all totally naked and benson tells him its not that kind of party and muscle man says oh dont turn on the lights when mordecia tells rigby about a movie rigby says he saw the preveiw for the movie and says there just going to be sitting around talking about there feelings and he sighs and says fully clothed mordecia and rigby are playing a game and a guy and girl character tongue kiss muscle man tells mordecia and rigby that it takes more then expired soda to have a party it takes guests with breasts and mine dont count party pete dry humps 2 girls mordecia sees pops naked and pops covers his crotch with his hat and he lets go for one second and it hangs there mordecia tells rigby about what he saw and mordecia says i was trying not to look just give him back his magazine but i saw his and rigby says his junk mail and mordecia describes pops crotch to rigby muscle man is playing a board game and says a bunch of girls come running at him and say oh muscle man stop pinching me in the butt with your war claw rigby is suprised that muscle man has a girlfreind and says he wonders who has more junk in the trunk a radio announcer says if a car was a girl would you take her on a date and try to get to second base benson tells mordecia and rigby they where supposed to degum the park and he says but instead i find you held up in here twiddling some sticks and mordecia says augh dont say it like that and mordecia tells rigby there going to be playing hard all night and rigby tells him not to say it like that benson tells evrebody about the rules of skeeze ball and says he wants evreyone to lineup and when the balls drop then mordecia and rigby snicker rigby picks up a bra at the old ballroom a giant bolt says hes the king of the bolts and the nuts then mordecia and rigby snicker
and its very vilonte rigby gives muscle man 2 black eyes skips shrivels into dust and almost dies on his birthday mordecia kills rigby by pushing him off a micowave and he shrivels into dust skips kills rigby by smashing him through a table all the characters die in the halloween episode muscle man gets skinned alive skips gets pulled up the chimney and burns to death and mordecia gets his head chopped off offscreen with a machete in the second halloween episode mordecia and rigby die and a giant racoon shaped intestine lands on top of pops head a elf shoots santa clause 2 times in the chest with a gun and rigby has a backstage pass that shows satan chopping off a guys head with a guitar and blood comes out in the third halloween episode muscle man and high five ghost die by getting turned into baking in the fourth halloween episode a guy gets his head chopped off offscreen with trimmers and in the fifth halloween episode sharks bite off bensons arms and kill him and a alien stabs a guy in the chest and you see a hole through his chest
Adventure time
Adventure time is rated TVPG and is not for kids it has mild swearing like crotch crap freaking and son of a it has lots of sexual innuondoe a mermaid pop s out of a river and asks finn and jake which one of them wants to mate with her ice king tells a robot that he can do something that hes failed in and says you can mate with robot princesses finn says theres a lava monster in his front yard and he is so hot and jake says m hmm and finn says no wait i didnt mean like sexy hot and jake says no you do mean sexy hot jake shapes himself to look like a snail and tells finn whos pretending to be a snail that hes just sitting there thinking about mating with snails and finn gets disgusted and says no and the snail says that he will mate with him and jake says where just role playing buddy finn goes into a forest filled with naked people a old guy says oh no and another guy walks by and says my most private parts peeped by a boy a lady calls finn a pervert and he keeps running through the forest and you can hear more people saying my privates jake looks in princess bubblegums room and finn tells him thats pervy in the fionna and cake episode prince gumball asks fionna to come up to his room with him and he starts to unbutton his shirt it turns out it was just the ice queen in disguise but still ice king tells a hitman he hired that someone got hit in the boing loins jake tells finn about the diffrent teirs and finn says what abou t teir 15 and jake says stay away from that do not do teir 15 a guy for a royal competition says its time for the royal spooning and slime princess wants finn to spoon her tree trunks says looks like were all alone and mr pig says wait dont you think there might be cameras in here and says well princess bubblegum is watching i hope so a guy turns into a monster and says im i a walking love magnet and peppermint butler says well you paid the price no doubt and i want to have your babies and he says great to the princess then and peppermint butler says no wait what about me and at the end of the episode peppermint butler asks where the guy went and princess bubblegum tells him i gave him away peps i knew he couldnt be happy without me so i built him a robot wife and peppermint butler says you should have given him to me and smacks princess bubblegum across the face and its very vilonte finn and jake run through a bunch of maces and weapons on a board walk and almost get mutilated finn is seen holding a monsters head magic man turns a bird inside out a giant monster beats finn up and says beg for mercy or i wil l kill you finn chops off a guys head off screen and his head falls on the ground but hes still alive finn beats up some berries and their juice sprays all over him which represents blood the liches skin burns off and he is seen skinned alive and theirs some dark humor jake jokes about seeing dead bodies and guts on the ground and finn and jake try to cheer these people who are trying to mourn there loss up and it makes the guy whos dead angry and theres some suicide refrences like finn lets go of some balloons and they say yay to the metsophere finally we can die jake has a dream where he dies and then he wants to die and a guy named princess cookies tries to kill himself but fails and ends up in a mental institution
MAD
MAD is not for little kids its more for teens i talked to the creator on twitter and he said its for 7-15 year olds
the looney tunes show
is rated TVPG and is not for kids because it has some sexual innuendo lola calls bugs a bad boy when bugs and daffy are chained together bugs asks the police officer how do you explain this chain and the police officer says your personal lives are your business yosemite sam says if theres a tie on the door dont come in at all yosemite sam brings his new wife upstairs with him and in the morning bugs is sitting outside the room and you can hear some moans of happiness it turns out yosemite sam was just trying on gloves lola sits on daffys bed in a sexual manner and in one of the merrie melodies yosemite sam runs outside naked and granny sees him and its very vilonte bugs and daffy are in a near death situation where there blindfolded and are about to get shot with guns bugs is tired of not getting any sleep because of daffy and plans to murder daffy by pushing him off the roof but is stopped before he could do it daffy uses porky as a bowling ball to knock down some pins then later hes seen in a wheelchair and daffy pushes him down the lane again daffy thinks porkys a murderer and it looks like porky is stabbing a girl with a knife in eligible bachelors theres guns in semper lie theres machine guns and in the shell game cecil turtle plans to kill bugs and porky by shooting them with a gun and it just has more adult situations like having roomates dating using credit cards and going to the DMV
sym bionic titan
was not for kids its for older teens
robotomy
was not for kids it was more for older teens and adults i talked to the creator on his website and he said its aimed at little kids to the adults watching Adultswim at night
spongebob squarepants
is not really for kids because seasons 1-3 had lots of adult jokes and some dark episodes like a episode where spongebob and mr krabs think they killed a health inspector then bury his body and stuf f him in the freezer seasons 4 onwards are much darker theres suicide refrences a fish puts a spear up against his neck and says some day but not today a fishs head explodes and another fish sighs and says lucky plankton tries to kill himself and even says cant you see im trying to get run over here and its very vilonte characters skin gets ripped off characters almost get there heads chopped off characters get ripped in half and in one episode the flying dutchman makes it look like a monster bit off spongebobs head and in one of the newest episodes mrs puff tries to murder spongebob and when he survives a monster track ralley mrs puff asks why is he still alive and then tries to run him over with a giant monster truck
gargoyles
was not really for kids because it was very vilonte a gargoyle lands on a building and his palms start to bleed a gargoyle accidentally shoots a girl with a gun and shes seen lying in a pool of her own blood in one episode all the gargoyles die broadway gets blinded and shot and blue stone bronx claw angela and brooklyn are all vaporised on-screen and the main villian kills his son and it has some sexual innuondoe a gargoyle calls another gargoyle kinky and a gargoyle swears in one episode
the shnookums and meat funny cartoon show
the shnookums and meat funny cartoon show was Disneys attempt at a edgy adult themed show like ren and stimpy
gravity falls
was not really for kids it had lots of adult jokes a gnome bathes with some squrriels in a bath tub by a bottle of lotion and later the gnome asks more squrriels to jump in his pants a manotaur says he has fists for nipples in one episode its said that ben franklin chased a guy around spanking him and that he is a cross dressing woman grunkle stan tells mabel in dippers body about the birds and the bees grunkle stan gets naked in a money machine offscreen and theres a sign that says mc suck it and its very vilonte and dark theres a blood stain seen on one page in the journal a kid gets stuck in a cereal box cover and a bird impales him with a spoon offscreen a monster called the trickster eats a kid onscreen bill rips out a deer tooth and gives it to gideon gideon threatens to cut out dippers tongue with lamb shears a old manotaur gets killed onscreen dipper gets a nose bleed some animal heads bleed from there eyes and mouth the show mentions guns and in one episode a guy says what the twins just saw was top secret information and he says even i myself will be shot once the filming is complete time baby vaporizes and kills a guy onscreen a guy falls off a platform and shrivels into dust and the show gets really dark by the end of the series bill has taken over gravity falls and has turned gravity falls into a wasteland bill whips mabel and dippers uncle with a electric whip some demons play a game called spin the body and whoever the body lands on the demon has to eat bill wants to take over the world and will even kill mabel and dipper to do it
wander over yonder
was not really for kids it had lots of adult jokes sylvias old partner shows up and she says wander this is my old partner in crime goes by the name of and then the guy says rider used to uh ride her sylvias a horse but still captain awesome says hes going to bring lord hater down to awesome town then he points at his crotch wander ryhmes and says fix gate needs drilling eat cake its filling date kate shes willing and then he does a eyebrow wiggle and its very vilonte peepers slices kills and opens a plant a guy gets shot in the head with a dart wander gets a new pet called captain tim who sticks his tongue down wanders throat to try to rip out his heart in one episode lord hater imagines killing wander and sylvia dominator kills one of her bots threatens to kill captain awesome wants to destroy the world and tries to kill sylvia and making wander watch as she tries to drill through her chest
pickle and peanut
is not really for kids it has some sexual innuondoe peanut wants to go skinny dipping and pickle and peanut flirt with some girls and its very vilonte pickle and peanut have to fight goats one goat threatens to stab a guy with a knife a girl get s hit in the eye with a squrriel and it bleeds some girl scouts beat up a guy and threaten pickle and peanut a guy plans to kil l peanut and one of pickle and peanuts favirote cartoons has a villian named manslaughter
batman the animated series
was not for kids because its very vilonte batman kills the scarecrow and his body is seen hanging on a ceiling fan not moving batman gets bloody cuts theres real guns and the joker drops a guy in a coffin into a pit of acid and sings to remember him then forgets him and says whos hungry it has some sexual innuondoe harley quinn pops out of a pie for the joker and does a strip tease 2 girls are seen in there pajamas about to have supper its implied there lesbians
batman beyond
was not for kids because its very vilonte characters have guns and knifes and the joker kills people
superman the animated series
was not for kids because there was a villian named nanny goodness who brainwashed and tortured some kids a guy rips a worms skin off and a alien gets shot offscreen and his guts splash across the wall of the ship
teen titans
was not really for kids a puppet master falls over and dies with his eyes opened but other then that season 1 was pretty lighthearted but the show got darker as it went on there was villians like slade who turned people to stone trigon a demon who wants to kill ravens freinds we see cyborgs dark bacstory and in one episode the titans visit the underworld
Teenage mutant ninja turtles 2003 animated series
was not really for kids because it was very vilonte
the Turtles visit a future where splinter is dead and in the end all the future turtles die a guy named bishop gets impaled and doctor stockman creates a new body that starts to rot and you see his flesh
swat kats
was not really for kids because its very vilonte and 2 villians died
captain planet and the planeteers
was not really for kids because it had episodes about drugs and Aids and its very vilonte linkas cousin dies of a drug overdose theres a driveby shootout of a family and in one episode theres a realistic image of a dead kid
spider man the new animated series
was not really for kids because it had swearing like danm hell bitch and crap
and its very vilonte characters get shot with guns and die the lizard falls off a building and dies
the ripping freinds
was not for kids because it was very vilonte a peice of gum sucks the moiusture out of people a worm sucks the spines out of people rips shorts take over jimmy and he crushes and kills a bug with a rock a cow slices off a peice of her skin for the ripping freinds a guy has a organ machine and a kid brings him real organs its very disturbing rip hooks himself up to a pain machine and he gets electrocuted and theres a closeup of his veins moving back and forth and theres some sexual innuondoe a hot dogs lower half rises up a hot dog and bun hug then it cuts to black rip accidentally pops in on a girl taking a shower and he says its okay mam im a ripping freind and the girl screams and throws her brush at him a little girl kisses a naked bear and his crotch then gets stung by bees
Transformers prime
was not really for kids because its the darkest transformers cartoon so far lots of robots died 2 humans died and some humans almost died
jonny quest the real adventures
was not really for kids because its darker and some characters died
oggy and the cockroaches
is not really for kids because its very vilonte and in one episode oggy is seen in a trailer and in the background theres a naked full breasted woman on a calendar
ben 10 alien force
was not really for kids because it was darker and some characters died
Family guy
American dad
the cleveland show
the Simpsons
is not for kids because it has swearing like danm hell and bitch and has lots of sexual innuondoe and its very vilonte theirs a show that the kids like to watch called itchy and scratchy which has lots of gore and the halloween episodes are more darker theres blood and gore and the characters die by getting shot impaled and getting there heads chopped off in one of the newest halloween episodes homer and marge kill themselves and the kids kill eachother characters drink beer and get drunk characters do drugs and theres a mob boss named fat tony who kills people
Futurama
pinky and the brain
was aimed at a general aduience but it seems like it was more for adults and not really for kids because it had some very edgy adult jokes dolly parton says shes brains biggest fan and asks him what he thinks of that and brain says id say puberty was orientally kind to you brain tells pinky to never breed and pinky says ill try a bikini designer walks around pretending to be blind and in one episode they mention sexual harassment
6teen
was not really for kids because it had lots of sexual innuondoe jonsey peeks through a peep hole in a dressing room the characters talk about getting to second base and scoring in one episode theres a character whos gay and it deals with lots of teen situaitions like dating and using credit cards
Total Drama
is not really for kids because it has swearing like crap danm holy crap and hell and some censored swears and in 2 episodes the middle finger is shown censored theres lots of sexual innuondoe a guy asks if hes going to get to second base a guy sees a girl characters breasts and he keeps saying the word boobies and later the other guys ask if they can see a girls breast a guy eats beef testicles and he says the word testicles a guy says he has cow boobies on his head theres a song about mating a guy gets stuck in the statue of liberties breasts and chef says what a way to go and the guy agrees a girl jumps up and down naked offscreen chef enters a jail and a guy makes a kissie face at him a girl has to go into a sauna and says its going to be really hot and a guy and girl character are in a taxi and the taxi driver makes a kissie face at the guy character a plant hatches a egg that looks like chris and in one episode chris jokes about the kids smoking a joint
the animals of farthing wood
was not really for kids because lots of animals died in the show
South Park
Bobs Burgers
is not for kids it has swearing like hell ass danm and bitch and the first episode was about bob serving human flesh theres lots of sexual innuondoe and one episode the kids go to a funeral parlor and almost burn bob alive theres some really dark humor some people exit a funeral parlor and gene turns on his microphone which makes fart noises to try to make the people laugh and in one of the newest episodes bob and linda eat cookies with marijuana in them
Capitol Critters
was not for kids because in the first episode the main characters family dies a girl character is seen smoking characters die theres guns and some sexual innuondoe
Fish Police
was not for kids because their was mild swearing like danm a fish investigated murders and there was pimps and hoes and a bunch of adult stores and strip clubs are seen on the streets
Happy tree freinds
is not for kids because its full of gore
Dick figures
Beavis and butthead
was not for kids it had swearing like hell crap and danm it had lots of sexual innuondoe beavis always wanted to score and the characters where bad role models they would burn stuff destroy stuff throw a dog in a washer and then jump in themselves
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