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Wei Wuxian, trying to hide his demonic cultivation: Whew, I’m popped.

Jiang Cheng: good lord, what on earth were you doing in there?!

Wei Wuxian: um… Aurora Borealis?

Jiang Cheng: Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?!

Wei Wuxian: yes.

Jiang Cheng: …may I see it?

Wei Wuxian: no.

Madame Yu: hey, you two! Get out of here, the house is on fire!

Jiang Cheng: No, Mother, it’s just the northern lights

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The worst part of MDZS is that Wei Wuxian doesn’t remember being dead. Imagine the humour of him forgetting he’s alive and walking head-first into a wall, reinforcing the “crazy Mo Xuanyu” theory. /j

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Wei Wuxian: Yeeted.

Nie Huaisang: Yote.

Wei Wuxian: YEETED.

Nie Huaisang: YOTE.

Jiang Cheng: You’re both wrong. It’s yate. I yeet, I will yeet, I yate.

Lan Wangji: I just wanted to know who threw all the chopsticks out of the window.

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