#incorrect gdc quotes

[incorrect-web-novels]

Nie Mingjue: NONSENSE! The Nie Sect doesn't even know the meaning of the word "surrender"!

Nie Huaisang: But we're willing to learn!

#source: sao abridged #nie mingjue #nie huaisang #I'm writing out my au ideas now and nmj as Corvatz is VERY appealing. if a little ooc #mdzs #'but mama dapper didn't raise a quitter' as they say #modified slightly #nie bros #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #gdc #the founder of diabolism #the untamed #cql #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs quotes #incorrect mo dao zu shi quotes #incorrect the founder of diabolism quotes #incorrect the untamed quotes #incorrect cql quotes #my posts #source is from Ep.8 btw #my quotes

[hereiamwithmyninjaclan]

Jiang Cheng, during the Sunshot Campaign: Be careful how you speak of Wei Wuxian. Demonic cultivator he may be, but he is of the Jiang sect he is my brother.

Jin Guanshuan: He killed 81 people in two days.

Jiang Cheng: He's adopted

#incorrect mdzs quotes #incorrect gdc quotes #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #jiang Cheng #wei wuxian

[mdzsincorrectquotes]

Wen Ning: Young Master Wei said instead of being sad I should “go get it, girl”. So I am going to go get it girl.

Wen Qing: Get what?

Wen Ning: I don’t know. I will get everything just to be safe.

#incorrect quotes #mdzs #wen ning #wn #wen qionglin #wei wuxian #wwx #wei ying #wen qing #wq #mo dao zu shi #gdc #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #founder of diabolism #mxtx #mo xiang tong xiu #the untamed #cql #chén qíng lìng

[inaccuratemdzsquotes]

I love them, your honor

#mdzs #not incorrect quotes #mo dao zu shi #the untamed #cql #gdc #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #wei wuxian #lan jingyi #lan qiren #lan wangji #wangxian #lan sizhui

[daiyannn]

Wei Wuxian: In my defense, I was left unsupervised

Wen Qing: Wasn't A-ning with you?

Wen Ning: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised

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[jadedadultritsu]

Lan Wangji: How do I get someone to like me?

Lan Xichen: Tell them about yourself.

~Later~

LWJ: I'm socially awkward, I secretly like being teased, and I bite anything or anyone to mark my territory. I spent 13 years gazing longingly at the moon. My favorites are bondage and-- hm?

Wei Wuxian pulling a wedding ring out: Go on~

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[wei-yiing]

Wei Wuxian: Yeeted.

Nie Huaisang: Yote.

Wei Wuxian: YEETED.

Nie Huaisang: YOTE.

Jiang Cheng: You're both wrong. It's yate. I yeet, I will yeet, I yate.

Lan Wangji: I just wanted to know who threw all the chopsticks out of the window.

#JSJSH this quote has been floating around but i cant find the source so if anyone knows pls tell me i just love these four #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #lan wangji #nie huaisang #jiang cheng #the untamed #gdc #cql #wangxian #mxtx #incorrect mdzs

[incorrect-mxtx]

Jiang Cheng: We don’t even have time for me to tell you exactly how wrong you are.

Wei Wuxian: So—

Jiang Cheng: But you’ve done something spectacularly stupid today, so I’m going to tell you anyway.

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[weepingfireflies]

Lan Wangji, waking up at 5am: Good morning, Wei Ying.

Wei Wuxian, just now going to bed at 5am: Morning?

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[incorrect-wangxian-quotes]

Wei Wuxian: Ouch! My armkle!!!

Jiang Cheng: Your fucking what now?

Lan Wangji, not batting an eye: His wrist

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[somepinkthing]

lan wangji coming out of the closet after a lifetime of training to become the beefiest, strongest cultivator he could possibly be, becoming a war hero, and establishing a reputation as someone who goes around digging up trouble and always coming out on top:

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[incorrect-web-novels]

Wei Wuxian: Have you ever read something so explicit that you feel like you need to go to church and stay there for a year Nie Huaisang: Send it to me

#source: text conversation #too lazy to make this make more sense but you get it #wei wuxian #wwx #wei ying #nie huaisang #nhs #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #godc #gdc #the founder of diabolism #the founder of evil magic #the untamed #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs quotes #incorrect mo dao zu shi quotes #incorrect godc quotes #incorrect the untamed quotes #suggestive cw #suggestive

[hereiamwithmyninjaclan]

Lan QiRen, referring to Wei Wuxian: and who's this dumbass?

Lan Wangji: that's my emotional support dumbass thank you very much

#lan wangji #incorrect gdc quotes #wangxian #incorrect mdzs quotes

[mdzsincorrectquotes]

Nie Huaisang: (standing with his back turned) I’ve been expecting you, Wei Wuxian.

Wei Wuxian: How did you do that without turning around?

Nie Huaisang: …To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

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[inaccuratemdzsquotes]

Is this not that one war meeting in The Untamed?

#mdzs #incorrect quotes #mdzs incorrect quotes #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #cql #gdc #sunshot campaign #wei wuxian

[daiyannn]

wei wuxian: Can you keep a secret?

lan wangji: Do you know anything about my life?

wei wuxian: No, I do not. Good point.

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