Wei Wuxian, trying to hide his demonic cultivation: Whew, I’m popped.
Jiang Cheng: good lord, what on earth were you doing in there?!
Wei Wuxian: um… Aurora Borealis?
Jiang Cheng: Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?!
Wei Wuxian: yes.
Jiang Cheng: …may I see it?
Wei Wuxian: no.
Madame Yu: hey, you two! Get out of here, the house is on fire!
Jiang Cheng: No, Mother, it’s just the northern lights
Jiang Cheng, during the Sunshot Campaign: Be careful how you speak of Wei Wuxian. Demonic cultivator he may be, but he is of the Jiang sect he is my brother.
Jin Guanshuan: He killed 81 people in two days.
Jiang Cheng: He’s adopted
Lan QiRen, referring to Wei Wuxian: and who’s this dumbass?
Lan Wangji: that’s my emotional support dumbass thank you very much
The worst part of MDZS is that Wei Wuxian doesn’t remember being dead. Imagine the humour of him forgetting he’s alive and walking head-first into a wall, reinforcing the “crazy Mo Xuanyu” theory. /j
Wei Wuxian: Yeeted.
Nie Huaisang: Yote.
Wei Wuxian: YEETED.
Nie Huaisang: YOTE.
Jiang Cheng: You’re both wrong. It’s yate. I yeet, I will yeet, I yate.
Lan Wangji: I just wanted to know who threw all the chopsticks out of the window.