Oliver: I knew you two couldn’t stay mad at each other.
Dick: Oh yeah. We’re closer than ever.
*Dick and Roy hold up their hands and they are both handcuffed together*
Bruce: You wanna tell me how this happened?
Roy: Well, Wally thought-
Bruce: Oh man, I wish that boy would stop doing that.
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my own version:
Jason: Manipulate, mansplain, or manslaughter?
Roy, without a breath to spare: Manwhoreforyou.
Jason, brows raised: Say that again.
Roy: I said Manletsgetmarried.
Jason: Okay.
Roy: Really? Okay??
Jason, a smile appearing on his face: I think we already are, Roy.
Roy, grins: I just wanted to hear it from you.
Dick, through the comms: ROY HARPER????? JASON TODD????
Roy, grins even wider: Present, Dick Grayson!
Jason rolls his eyes.
Dick, huffs: I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO BOTH OF YOU!
Jason: You're not my mom, Dickface. Bye!
DICK: LITTLE WING-
Jason, shuts off his comms: Anyways, where were we?
Roy, does the same and tightens his hold on his bow: About to fuck shit up.
Jason, takes his weapons from their holsters: Then what are we waiting for?
Roy, smirks: That's one of the things I love about you, Jaybird.
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Roy: Ollie, where are you going?
Oliver: A wedding.
Roy: Who's getting married?
Oliver: A guy I work with. He's marrying his best friend.
Roy: I told you best friends can marry each other!
Jason: You're disgusting, I'm not marrying you.
Roy: Yes you are and we're gonna kiss each other. And we're gonna walk out holding hands when everyone rice at us. And you're gonna smile.
Jason: I'm not smiling.
Roy: You better fucking smile.
Jason: Okay, something is wrong with you.
Roy: Then at the reception, we're gonna slow dance all night, like this.
Roy: *breakdances*
Jason: I'm not doing that.
Roy: It's gonna be so fun.
Jason: I'm not dancing with you.
Roy: And then at the honeymoon...
Jason:
Oliver:
Roy: We—
Oliver: Okay, stop. That's nasty.
Oliver: *leaves the room*
Jason:
Roy:
Jason and Roy: *kiss*
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I hope we'll get to see Henry humming "God Save The Queen", if you know, you know 😏🇬🇧
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Dick: Hey Jason I was wondering- are you watching Mamma Mia?!
Jason: Um no?
Dick: Move the fuck over I love this movie.
Jason and Dick sit and watch Mamma Mia 1 and 2 together and cry their eyes out together.
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Ruby: Who do we know that has handcuffs?
Emma: Well, Regina and I-
Regina: *elbows her*
Emma: wouldn't know.
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Incorrect Monkie Kid x Reader Quotes (With 1 Zihao quote)
You: It's so dark!
MK: I'm scared!
Mei: Don't worry guys, I got this!
Mei: *stomps feet and wheel come out of the heels*
Mei: *falling over* SHIT, I THOUGHT THESE WERE THE LIGHT UP SKETCHERS-
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Y/n: Sometimes Macaque talks in his sleep. I think its adorable!
Macaque, with his head in your lap:...Fight me...Wukong, you dusty bitch....square up-
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Red Son: FUTURESPOUSESAYSWHAT.
Y/n: Huh?
Mei and MK: What?
Red Son: F U C K.
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Y/n: *gets stuck in a spider web*
Spider Queen: Ugh, they're so dumb, I can't believe I'm going to marry them.
Silk Prince: You don't have to.
Spider Queen: No, I'm gonna.
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Store Manager: (Y/n) (L/n), do these two belong to you?
Macaque: *looking away*
Wukong: Sup, (Y/n)?
Y/n, who wanted a normal day of shopping: I didn't even bring you two with me-
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Wukong: I think Nezha's mad at me again.
Y/n: What makes you say that?
Wukong: Because they sent me a text saying "Dear Wukong, I hope this message finds you before I do"
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Spot the princess:
(Difficult version)
Pics from Thomas Flynn
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*playing aggressive connect four*
Alex: [triumphantly slams his hands down on the table] The game is MINE, Henry!
Henry: Your fly is open Alex
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Therapist: I believe you said that your childhood experience was satisfactory?
Maven: No, you misheard me. I said it was a “sadness factory.
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Mare, to Cal: You know, Maven can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.
Mare: *blows airhorn at Maven* GET FUCKED!
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rq incorrect quotes 👍
Mare: How do tall people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?
Cal: Mare, it's four o'clock in the morning.
Mare: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?
***
Cal: If you got arrested what would be the charges?
Mare: Theft.
Farley: Disturbing the peace.
Cameron: Aggravated assault.
Shade: Arson.
Maven: All of the above. In that order, probably.
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Mare : Maven has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced them.
Evangeline : That can't be true.
Mare : Watch this.
Mare : Hey Maven, race you to the bottom of the stairs!
Maven: *Throws himself out a window*
***
Kilorn : I can be your partner for the next race.
Mare : Sorry, Kilorn. It's a sibling race.
Gisa : Maybe there's a contest for lonely children after this.
Mare : It's only children, Gisa. A lonely child is what you're gonna be when I sell you!
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Roy: Dad, our class had our awards assembly today.
Oliver: Really? That was today? Did you get anything?
Roy: Yes I did.
Oliver: Did you get the English award?
Roy: No, that was Jason Todd.
Oliver: Oh. Did you get the math award?
Roy: Nope, also Jason Todd.
Oliver: Did you get the history award?
Roy: No, that was Donna in my class... and also Jason Todd.
Oliver: Did you get the reading award? Or is that also—
Roy: Jason Todd.
Oliver: Well what DID you get?
Roy: I got detention for yelling, "FUCK JASON TODD, HOW'D HE GET ALL THESE FUCKING AWARDS?!"
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Red Queen: What has this world ever done for you?! Why would you want to save it?!
Geoffrey: Because I’m one of the idiots who lives in it!
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Jay: Aww, what's your dog's name?
Carlos: Spartacus.
Jay, yelling to Evie: TRY SPARTACUS!
Evie, on the computer: DIDN'T WORK!
Carlos:
Jay: What's your favorite number?
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Void Queen: How do you ever get anything done if all you do is argue with each other?
Mucus: We don't! That's part of our charm! Quit fuckin' it up!
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