#monster!technoblade x you

[k1ng0fn0b0dy]

💜 DAY 2 OF MONSTER WEEK — WEREWOLF TECHNOBLADE

[1500+ words]

[Gender-Neutral]

Description: It's in the title. You wander into a forest and meet a huge wolf, bonding ensues.

[Read the rest under the cut]

You had been adopted a few weeks ago. The couple, Mr and Mrs. Bagans, who adopted you were on the older side, feeling more like grandparents than parents. You didn't mind though, you were too old to have people parent you now.

The town you moved to was on the more rural side. It wasn't small by any means but most of the fields were full of crops with walkable trails to most of the town. In fact, there was even a forest right behind your new backyard, though you'd have to hop the wooden fence.

Of course, like any normal teenager, you hop the fence regularly. It's not really your fault. With the town being as close-knit as it is, you had to go somewhere isolated to get any real free time, without the pressure of ruining your new and tentative relationships within the town.

The forest is full of noise. You can hear all kinds of critters around you, though your personal favorite are the chipmunks. They're very cute and they always give you a wide berth, which is appreciated.

You had liked to think you knew the forest pretty well so far, emphasis on had. You don't know what confidence had overcome you today but you walked farther into the forest than you ever have before. So far, in fact, that you've found yourself lost as the sun starts dipping, casting the forest into a chilling darkness.

Your only comfort was it was still loud. All the critters were awake, so you weren't alone. At this point, you were trying your best to find something familiar, although you weren't quite sure if you were going further into the forest or out of it. Guess you'll find out eventually.

Eventually, the sun really was gone and the forest was quieter. You had to face the truth now, you were lost. Your heart pounded in your chest, as if to fill the void of silence. It was so loud that for a second you didn't realize how quiet everything had gone.

Your breath hitched despite yourself and you pressed yourslef into a tree, waiting to see what had made all the animals flee. Rapidly, something ran towards you. Something big, with heavy footsteps and an imposing shadow.

You were going to die, alone in a forest where no one would ever find your bones. You would never have Mrs. Bagans' deicious apple pie again or go pick up groceries with Mr. Bagans in his old, bruised truck. Immediately, you started crying.

You could care less how snotty your nose had gotten. The only things around were bugs and they woudn't be able to tell your embarrasing last moments if someone did manage to find your body. You were already on the floor by now, sobbing harder now that it had gone silent again. Now you really were alone.

Slowly something walked towards you with obvious, heavy footsteps. You're mid-wiping your tears away when you look up, instantly screaming.

The wolf was about 10x larger than any wolf you've ever seen and didn't instantly pounce when you screamed. Actually, you were pretty sure it had winced.

When you had stopped screaming, though heaven only knows how long that had taken, you were crying again. You felt like a crybaby with how much you've been crying and obviously, the wolf thought so too. it plopped only the forest floor, seemingly bored by your tears.

You didn't wipe away the tears this time, worried that maybe if you looked away, it would attack. it didn't though. You were just both staring at each other, silently.

Now, you wouldn't say you're a nervous talker. Although, in another (more honest) way, you were absolutely a nervous talker. "Hi," Your voice wobbled like you were seconds away from crying (you were). "Mr. Terrifying Wolf, please don't kill me."

The wolf huffed like it was offended at the thought. You nodded like it made any sense at all. "I didn't mean to interrupt you with my crying." Definitely true, although technically it was the reason you were crying in the first place. "You're good to leave, please."

You whispered that last bit under your breath but Mr. Terrifying Wolf definitely heard you. Its lip raised in an almost snarl that fell quickly when you whimpered. "Sorry, I'm sorry. You can leave whenever you want."

"I'm lost right now," You continued, not even taking a breath. You were scared that if you tried, you wouldn't be able to. "I don't know how far from I am from town. I've only been in Fleurrh for two weeks. I don't even know if people will look for me, they hardly know me."

You burry your head in your lap, "I sound crazy right now. Rambling to a wolf because I'm scared I might die. Maybe dying would be easier at this point, I would stop worrying."

It stared at you, emotionless, before slowly standing up. Now that you saw it at its full height, without tears blocking your sight, you could tell it was definitely 10x larger than any regular wolf, maybe even bigger.

You pressed your eyes closed and ducked your head again, trying not to start crying again. it was walking towards you, maybe it finally got hungry again. Maybe you were finally going to die.

A hard, sand-paper-like surface, uncomfortably damp, licked the side of your face. Your eyes popped open on their own, staring, dumbfounded at the large wolf. It stepped back with a very dissatisfied face like your salty, teary face tasted worse than whatever raw mouse it had eaten before this. it stamped its foot down, looking like a particularly upset dog, and stared at you expectantly.

You leaned heavily against the tree you had been sitting at as you stood, slowly. Mr. Terrifying Wolf paws at the ground and you slowly walked toward him. "What's happening right now? Am I really listening to a wolf right now?"

Mr. Terriffying Wolf stared you down and you shut your mouth. He turned away and you muttered, "This is a very bad plan. I'm going to get myself killed." Then, you started following slowly as Mr. Terrifying Wolf leads you deeper (out of?) the forest.

"This is pretty," You mumble as he leads you in a canopy, full of far more light than the rest of the forest. Mr. Terrifying Wolf plops himself down on a bed of grass so you sit down too, a bit too close to them than you'd like.

"It's so cold here," You complain quietly. You were so sure Mr. Terrifying Wolf was already asleep but he peeks over at you lazily, letting you know he was not, in fact, asleep. "Sorry," You murmur, "I guess I didn't prepare for getting lost in the woods today."

Mr. Terrifying wolf huffs, like you were joking. To spite him, you nod, "Honestly, if this had happened on Tuesday, I would've brought my lost-in-the-woods coat and worn my lost-in-the-woods shoes."

You swear that if this wolf had been human, he'd be smiling. Actually, now that you think about it, "You act oddly human."

"I mean," You speed your way through saying, "You didn't hurt me. You understand me. You even brought me here." You look over and stare quietly for a second, he stares back. "You're a lot smarter than most humans..."

Mr Terrifying Wolf closes his eyes and you let the conversation die there. You sigh deeply and turn away, curling into yourself and letting yourself go. As you drift into an uneasy sleep, you can almost feel fur brushing against your chin.

{《☆》}

You wake up warm, hands tangled into soft sheets. Your eyes burn as you sit upright, the sun blinding you. You look around rapidly, seeing no trees, no wolf. Just strong, white walls and the clean white bedsheets you're tangled in.

When someone walks in, you find out that you had been found at the hospital's door easily in the morning. Covered in dirt and fur. Mr. and Mrs. Bagans worried over you the entire week, insisting to take the blame for your own reckless actions. In fact, everyone in the town seemed to be oddly kind to you, though your only guess is that they pity you for getting lost. Quite embarrassing.

It's only two weeks after being found that you manage to get some free time and sneak back into the forest.

You don't wander far, he finds you first. He stomps his feet at you and you smile, feeling that same fearless confidence that got you lost the first time as you walk over, petting his soft fur. "Thank you. You're very kind."

Mr. Terrifying but Nice Wolf huffs but leans into your hands. He pulls away a minute later and disappears into the trees. You wait a moment and a pink-haired man, tall and menacing, steps out of the trees your wolf friend dissapeared into.

"Nice to meet you," You stick your hand out, "I'm Y/N."

Mr. Terrifying but Nice Werewolf huffs, familiar and harmless, and shakes your hand. "Technoblade."

{《☆》}

[WHOOOO DAY TWO OF MONSTER FUCKERS WEEK (ignore that its a few hours late)]

[Anyways, go check out the Prompt List to see who's next. Take care of yourself, charge your phone and drink some water! PEOPLE CARE ABOUT YOUUUU!]

[L0v3, k1ng]

Masterlist

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[mackdizzy]

[my gift for @thecooleraveragejamm , for @mcyt-valentines !]

Okay, so!

My giftee was interested in c!Technoblade and a playlist, so I made a little song cycle! The cycle is in 8 parts (acts) with 7 songs each, and the whole thing will take just under 3 hours to listen to, with each individual act being 20-25 minutes. I'm posting the graphics, song lists, and spotify playlists (there are 8 separate playlists) in order, but if spotify isn't your jam, isn't accessible, or if you'd rather all in one go, at the end of this post (along with some more info about the cycle) is a youtube playlist that contains all 56 songs all at once!

Act 1: World Conqueror • I'm Born to Run (American Authors) • Taking Over the World (Coyote Theory) • Aulon Raid (The Mountain Goats) • Renegades (X Ambassadors) • Ends of the Earth (Lord Huron) • Everybody Wants to Rule the World (Lorde) • Immortals (Fall out Boy)

Act 2: (We Have) The Blade • The Horror and the Wild (The Amazing Devil) • Revolution (The Score) • Riot (Hollywood Undead) • Legend (The Score) • The Phoenix (Fall Out Boy) • Raging Fire (Phillip Phillips) • Unstoppable (The Score)

Act 3: Interlude; Peer Pressure • Borderline (Tame Impala) • Angry Too (Lola Blanc) • Victorious (Panic! at the Disco) • Blood (End Credits) (My Chemical Romance) • Bang! (AJR) • Sinners (Barns Courtney) • Never Going Back (The Score)

Act 4: Die Like One • Pale White Horse (The Oh Hellos) • Point of No Return (Starset) • Let's Kill Tonight (Panic! at the Disco) • Rebels (Call Me Karizma) • Enemies (The Score) • Born Ready (Zayde Wolf) • This is it (Oh The Larceny)

Act 5: Retirement or; • Thousand Eyes (Of Monsters and Men) • People I Don't Like (UPSAHL) • Whatever it Takes (Imagine Dragons) • Under the Pressure (The Score) • Another Way Out (Hollywood Undead) • Monster (Willyecho) • Ghost (Confetti)

Act 6: Welcome Home Theseus (Minor Acts of Terrorism) • Play Dirty (Kevin McAllister [SEBELL]) • Emperor's New Clothes (Panic! at the Disco) • Wrecking Ball (Mother Mother) • Glory and Gore (Lorde) • Bang Bang (Hippo Campus) • Allies or Enemies (The Crane Wives) • Novocaine (Fall Out Boy)

Act 7: It Ends Today (I'm a Person) • Roots (Imagine Dragons) • Wolves (Sam Tinnesz, Silverberg) • My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark (Light 'Em Up) (Fall out Boy) • Fire (Barns Courtney) • Wine Red (The Hush Sound) • Take Me To War (The Crane Wives) • Ready Set Let's Go (Sam Tinnesz)

Act 8: Sic Semper Tyrannis • Bit by Bit (Mother Mother) • Up The Wolves (The Mountain Goats) • Creature (Half • Alive ) • Kings (Tribe Society) • Run Like A Rebel (The Score) • The Ballad of the Broken Bones (The Low Anthem) • Hieroglyphs (The Oh Hellos) ━━━ ➼ ━━━━

I tried to pick music that aesthetically, musically, and lyrically matched c!Techno's vibes--the playlist follows his story from pre-DSMP to post-Doomsday (so not the whole thing, but a nice, peaceful ending point). The intention is for you to follow c!Techno's journey as you listen, and I think this playlist has a rather nice message about finding yourself and finding peace through rather hostile circumstances and worldviews. It gave me a lot of peace and joy to make, and I hope you enjoy, giftee and anyone else, and have fun listening! Youtube Link

#mcyt-valentines #dream smp #technoblade #ctechno

[megabuild]

Bottom 3 will be eliminated and not included in the final lineup of 32 characters. Propaganda and discussion under the cut!

Eret: “My dude needs church prime, he’s out here trying to be the best king, tried to help Fundy out when his dad was fucking dead, called Bad a monster when a cult worshipping an egg tried to sacrifice them, an old friend from a past she does not remember instead died in her place and gosh dang it he made his castle open for everyone and anyone. This man carries so much guilt it’s become religious. Along with you know almost dying yo a cult, that has some religious trauma. And a Yeet”

Etho: “Oh, y'know”

Nuvema572: “Because i keep killing myself whenever i get too hungry, so it must mean something. Is this anything...? Im cute.”

Xisuma: “X looks at a man and prays for God's forgiveness. If he looks at a boob he'll try to oedipus his eyes.”

Cellbit: “He's a fucked up cat guy <3”

others had no propaganda, or if they did, it was too vague to be considered. i don't think cellbit's cannibalism really comes from any religious meaning so i was close to automatically eliminating him too but decided to put it to a vote.

special shoutout to ponk, welsknight, and tangotek, who were all automatically eliminated due to their submissions being too vague, not religious, violating the rules or having no propaganda to be considered. sorry!

#mcyt religious guilt off #mine

[blackout174]

"I Trusted You."

Technoblade x Reader Angst.

Can be inferred as platonic or romantic.

Tw: angst, blood, injury, mentions of death, betrayal, unhappy ending.

You stood in the rubble of your former home, your ears still ringing from the explosions and the awful shrieks of withers can be heard in the distance.

You stood staring at the man that you just now, just fucking now, realized had used you.

His broad shoulders that used to be of comfort are now engulfed in the dark metal that shimmers with enchantments.

You honestly thought that if someone you loved, someone you thought loved you, had ever hurt you, especially on this level, you would feel anger or grief as soon as you found out, fucking something.

You feel cold.

And you vaguely realize that you still can't believe he did this, you want to say it isn't so and once he turns around it won't be that same goddamn face. The same face wearing that goddamn skull-

Technoblade turns to face you and you feel that last hope stutter and die.

You feel tears well up past the prior apathy you felt and feels the hot boiling anger rise in your throat-

"I told you so."

You blinked furiously and wiped your eyes at your former friend's words.

"What did you-"

"I told you."

You look at him with a mixture of shock, disgust, grief and fury all in one.

"...What are you talking about?"

Your tone comes out more desperate that you wanted, more broken and grief stricken.

He stares at you for a moment and you seen the blood and soot coating every aspect or the man you once thought gentle beyond comparison.

He's a monster.

How could he-

His walks towards you with one hand on the hilt of his sword and the other relaxed by his side.

Relaxed.

This was normal for him.

He stops in front of you and you clench your teeth when you look past the empty eyeholes in his mask to see the crimson eyes looking bored.

Those eyes finally focus on you and the hand by his side reaches out to touch your cheek-

-you smack the hand away and take a step back.

"You told me fucking what! What?"

You words have more venom than anticipated, anger that you felt finally bubbling over and out as you gritted your teeth and harshly grab him by the scruff of his shirt.

He tensed a bit at that, and this hand tightened around the hilt of his blade, but otherwise he didn't move, only peering down at you, almost curiously.

"I told you that I'd hurt you."

You let out a cry, a mix of anguish and anger and banged on his chest.

It didn't hurt him, you both knew that even if you tried it would do nothing.

"I trusted you."

"Well then you can't exactly blame me, can you? It was your mistake."

You let go and stumble away from him.

"Fuck you."

You spat out the weak words and he merely shrugged.

You turned you back and began to walk off, only getting a few steps away before your arm was grabbed.

You yank it away, and he lets you.

"What."

He's quiet for a moment, thinking over his words.

"You're injured, c'mon, I can patch you up-"

You barked out a laugh, and you laughed for a moment, it hurting to do so.

"You hypocrite! You effectively call me an idiot and then try to help me? You're a monster! Just go!"

You're yelling now and he turns his head away, and you see his jaw tighten as his hand reaches out towards you.

"I wish I had never fucking met you! You used me to get into the city, months of trust built outside the walls, bringing you gifts and shit!"

Your voice trembled and broke.

"You never cared about me! You just thought of me as a tool! A means to a end! And now you're trying to 'help me'? Fuck off, I don't need you, or anyone for that matter!"

He stares at you and a pained look had formed on his face- and you hated it because it makesyouhopeheactuallycared-

"Are you even sorry for what you did?"

"... I- it wasn't.....--- I'm sorry this hurt you, but I'm not sorry for what I did."

He stepped towards you, reaching for you.

"Bullshit."

It came out as a quiet hiss, and Techno would be lying if he said it didn't hurt.

He remembers meeting you outside the large stone walls protecting the city, and he originally did only see you as a means to a end.

But he found himself enjoying your presence, feeling your smaller arms wrap around his large waist, bringing him pretty gold trinkets or some homemade pastries, sometimes even bringing him some local treat that only the city had.

He found himself truly listening to your small rants and complaints, about how a neighbor would always let her chickens trample you vegetables, or how you grumbled about how you had to wait till nearly mid-day for the sun to get over the walls.

He found himself returning the hugs, resting his head on yours, and letting out little piglin chuffs at the thought of you.

He found himself telling you stories and bringing gifts of his own, watching proudly as you happily accepted them with an excited 'thank you'.

He found himself genuinely caring about you.

He knew he shouldn't, and when he realized he cared, it scared him.

You both were in a field, and you were making a flower crown out of daisies and dandelions.

"....Why are you so nice to me? I've.... hurt a lot of people."

You stopped for a second to peer up at him, curiously, and then you softly, so so softly, smiled at him and crawled over and cupped his face in your hand.

"Because I trust you. I care about you."

He stares at you for a moment.

"... You shouldn't, I'll only hurt you."

"No, you won't. You try to hide it, but you really are gentle. You are capable of hurt, but you are more capable of kindness."

You smile gently at him.

"I believe in you."

...

"It's not, I never meant to hurt you like this. You shouldn't have trusted me, but I--.... I-... It..."

He falters.

"Can you forgive me? Or at least let me help you? Stay with me."

You look at him, and he feels a small shimmer of hope.

That you'd forgive him.

That you'd be willing to stay, be willing to go back with him, away from the withers and fire and let him patch you up like you would him.

That you would fall into him and let your gentle arms wrap around him in a caring embrace.

That he could take you on Carl to the arctic and make you a winter cape, gold in color, and you'd laugh with him and you could meet Phil and Ranboo and Niki and Steve.

That you would stay.

That you'd stay his friend.

And maybe....-

-"Go to hell, Techno."

And you walked away as the man behind you fell to his knees.

And you both desperately regretted everything.

And wished for each other back.

#dream smp #technoblade #c!techno #platonic or romantic #technoblade angst #technoblade x reader #unhappy ending #betrayel

[marshellowcrumbs]

Technoblade x reader part 1

warnings: blood, swearing

this story will take place only in a fictional world with fictional characters, it will have nothing to do with the real person or their irl persona.

The wind whistled throughout the empty forest, land covered with snow, droplets of melting ice falling from the leaves of the tree. Techno and Phil silently rode their horses back home leaving a trail of hoof prints in the deep snow when suddenly Phil came to a halt his horse huffed ."woooaah...what's that?" He said slight concern lasing in his voice driving techno's gaze to an unclear object beside a tree in the distance, he squinted his eyes slightly pulling on Karl's reins. As Phil was about to walk closer he put his hand in front of him stopping him from walking closer to what could be potential danger. His voice screamed at him 'DANGER?, person they're going to kill Phil , protect, Phil, horse monster, don't go, KILL IT, could be useful, NO KILL' "There's a horse, there's probably someone around here somewhere stay put" he spoke to Phil, they both jumped off their horses, Techno grabbed his sword pulling it out of its sheath moving closer to whatever had been on the floor for who knew how long, covered in snow.

Phil gasped as the blood came into view and recognized what seemed to be a young girl's body. "OMG, It's a girl! She could still be alive!" He said scurrying towards her figure as Techno watched him hesitantly still unsure of the situation playing out in front of him. He walked toward the person's horse taking hold of its reins, looking down at Phil examining the girl's figure carefully searching for a pulse. " shes alive, we need to tend to her wounds immediately or she might die, she's already lost of blood, common." Phil spoke to him. " are you sure...what if she's a spy, from Manburg? we don't know her." He said looking at Phil with his eyebrows knitted earning a sharp look from his friend "Techno. She's dying." He stated and moved towards their horses as Techno pulled her horse behind him.

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Y/N fluttered her eyes open, letting out a soft grunt towards the sharp pain in her head. Her vision was blurry, she shifted her head around slowly trying to process her surroundings. As her vision started to become clearer, she regained consciousness of her surroundings, realizing they weren't familiar to her in the slightest. She jolted up in worry immediately regretting her decision after feeling her side and her right leg sting. "shit!" She exclaimed in a whisper careful not to alert anyone who might be in the house. Breathing heavily, she looked around franticly trying to look for an item she could use as a weapon with her eyebrows drawn together. Her gaze shifted from one object to another until it landed on a glass mug on her side table, she stretched her arm towards it and in efforts to grab it fell to the ground with a thug , she closed in eyes wincing in pain and looked up the at the side table pushing herself upwards with her forearm trying to stand up.

After she had stood up leaning against the wall behind her she took hold of the mug and threw it to the floor shattering it into pieces, bending down she grabbed the largest one meanwhile footsteps could be heard rushing up the stairs, within a few seconds, Techno stood in front of her looking at the shattered glass and then at her face glaring back at him breathing heavy holding the piece of glass in her trembling hand. "YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME!" She yelled at him. He raised his hands a bit into the air trying to signify he didn't want to seem like a threat. The sharp ends of the glass slipped into her soft dry skin and blood leaked out falling into the white rung she stood on. "you might wanna put that down and listen to me first" Techno said to her trying to calm her down which did'nt seem to work very well. "I don't give a single shit what you say."

She spat out anger lacing her words. Techno raised his eyebrows replying "Look, I don't wanna hurt you okay? I'm just trying to help." She let out a light scoff You think I'm going to believe that you're not trying to use me." Her head pulsed with pain causing her to look down, her legs weakened and she fell to the floor yelping. Techno cautiously walked towards her hands still in the air trying to help her up before she did anything else to make her condition worse than it already was." relax...you might wanna give me a chance to explain this, you're just hurting yourself even more." She nodded in agreement after a short period of silence. Techno moves towards her figure, taking hold of her forearm, letting her push herself up to walk towards the bed.

She sat down with a hiss, resting her injured leg on the soft cool sheets and resting her head on the headboard as her breathing finally calmed down. She watched Techno drag a stool at the edge of the bed avoiding the shattered glass on the floor from earlier with an unsure expression. He reached for the jug of water and glass beside her bed making her flinch to which he stared at her with a blank expression, pulling the glass towards him and pouring water into it handing it to her. She looked at him, her jaw clenched sharp look in her eyes filled with uncertainty before she took the glass of water from him, their fingers brushed against each other as Techno pulled away. He did not take his gaze off her, watching every movement she made.

She looked down at her glass shaking her head a bit trying to rid of the blurred vision and brought it closer to her face to drink, instead, she sniffed expecting it to smell like something other than water. Techno knitted his eyebrows at her behavior in confusion, also intrigued by her caution, and watched as she silently sipped the water sat it down on the table beside her, and then looked up at him waiting for an explanation narrowing her eyes in skepticism. Techno cleared his throat and began to speak. "We found you unconscious in the snow bleeding." "We?" she replied. "yes, me and a friend, Phil. You were frozen half to death, maybe you should appreciate we even bothered saving you." He said, now sitting with both his elbows resting on his legs as he looked at her with focus leaning forward. She raised her eyebrow." I didn't ask you to save me. And I don't know who you are or what you want from me, for all I know you could be saving me for your own benefit."

He stared at her for a few seconds in disbelief at her distrust in someone who just saved her life, but he wouldn't blame her, he knew he'd have done the same thing."fair enough, we don't want anything from you, just helping, you can leave when you want." Her expression relaxed now that she seemed a bit convinced, she'd never seen him, nor did she notice anything intended to harm her in any way. "...thank you, for the help." She stated with a straight face, to which he nodded and stood up to leave the room. When he reached the door, he placed his hand on the frame and looked back at her. "Do you need food?" "if you're planning not to poison me, certainly," she said, to which he huffed."trust me, if I intended to kill you, I wouldn't have kept you alive for so long." and walked off. She rested her head on the frame of her bed thinking 'He's awfully good at not breaking character unless he really wasn't lying.' Sighing heavily Serenity closed her eyes to find a moment of peace hoping for the best.

#technoblade #Technobladexreader #c!technobladexreader #dreamsmpxreader #dreamsmp

[verabeeluvgood]

Hello Hello Welcome to My Blog !

Hi, my name is Vera Bee Luvbug! or Bee Luvgood, depends on my mood <3. Tho you can just call me Vera or Bee!

I am new-ish to tumblr so I'm still learning how to do everything, plz be patient with me.

Nicknames: Ver, Vers, Bees, Bee Luv, Ver LB, Ver Bee, LB, and hermit. my pronouns are she/they, i am ace/aro, in multi-fandom, I have dyslexia, am an introvert, and a writer. This is my main blog where I'll post my own art, most of my writings and reblog anything I like or find useful.

I will write about the fandoms I'm in, whether it be fanfic, imagines, theories/thoughts on a video/ep, AUs, Headcanons, etc etc. The fandom list is below. I am open to requests but read and respect my boundaries before sending any in.

I am working on a novel/original story that is on a second blog, it is private rn but will be open (hopefully) soon.

I'm slow to write bc i sadly can get writers block kinda easily.

(more below)

fandoms im in:

Minecraft/YouTubers-

Hermitcraft

Traffic/Life Series

Empires SMP

Nijisanji EN (mainly: XSOLEIL, LUXIEM, NOCTYX)

Loey Lane

Technoblade (rest in peace king)

Markiplier

note- Hermitcraft, Empires, Traffic SMP I will ONLY be writing about the CHARACTERS, NOT THE REAL PEOPLE

Anime-

Bungo Stray Dogs

Kakuriyo -Bed & Breakfest for Spirits- (kakuriyo no yadomeshi)

Assassination Classroom

Sk8 the Infinity

Tokyo Ghoul

Fairy Tail

The Daily Life of the Immortal King

Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club

Hunter X Hunter

The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting

Studio Ghibli

One Piece

TV Shows/Movies-

Supernatural

Bones

Avatar: The Last Airbender

(OLD) Monster High

(OLD) Barbie movies

Star Wars

Criminal Minds

My Boundaries in Writing & Interacting plus Request Rules

My Writing Do NOTs- (more could be added, respect when done)

I do NOT write any smut

I ONLY write about characters, NEVER REAL PEOPLE

Majority NSFW stuff I do NOT write (besides gore when it calls for it), please respect that

My Writing DOs- (more could be added, respect when done)

I will write Fluff, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Crackfic, 5+1 things and whump

I will write gore when its called for, like for example- supernatural, the fighting in 3rd life, tokyo ghoul. Those sort of situations ya know?

I will write both romantic and platonic relationships in all fandoms

DOs & DONTs of Interacting- (more could be added, respect when done)

You CAN reblog my art and writing

You CAN dm me, just don't be weird please

You CAN get inspired by my art and writing BUT PLEASE CREDIT ME, and tell/tag me! i'd love to see <3

You can NOT claim my art or writing as your own

Do NOT be mean just because i think something different then you. we can agree to disagree

You can NOT post my writings on other platforms

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It will be a one shot, it will vary in word count

Give me a person or a pair you'd like (or more characters, max. is 5)

what genre (e.g. fluff, angst, etc) do you want

what setting would you like them in

a reason for the genre

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Sour patch kids

C!benchtrio x gn!reader

Takes place during Pogtopia arc

“They’re the Sourpatch kids”

That’s yours guys’s nickname

You, Tommy, Ranboo, and Tubbo. You four where known as the sour patch kids around the SMP, where ever you four walked, chaos followed.

During Pogtopia you four where closer than ever, well- more like three. Ranboo never liked the idea of choosing sides, he chose people over everything so getting him to stick with you guys in the Ravine was troubling, but that wouldn’t stop the frequent visits that would last hours! Hell even some days!

It was a gloomy day, the clouds gloomed blocking the sun and instead shown rain, this was also one of the days The Beloved Ranboo stayed in the Ravine causing chaos with the other three children- well more like Tommy and Y/n who would cause chaos, sometimes Tubbo would join.

Luckily no one was needed in Shlatts office, that ment pure preparation. And by that I mean, Potato farming, Weapon creation, and Armour creation.

“Smell ya later losers!” Tubbo shouted at the chasing three “Who the fuck says that anymore?!” Y/n retorted with a confused glare, They where the most chill of the group, the kinda ‘I just go with the flow but know where to have my input’ kinda person, but even though they where pretty chill it didn’t stop the pure chaos the held.

Currently the four of them + Techno where sent out to collect “Blazerods, Netherite, and enderpearls.” Ranboo called out reading the list Niki and Wilbur wrote down.

Technoblade had eventually left the four to fend for themselves as their troublesome cause one-to-many headaches, so he left them like any other good ‘big brother’ would.

“Let’s get the Blazerods first, Techno said he’d handle the Netherite.” Tubbo called gathering collective nods to his statement, and with that the four headed to the Fortress to achieve their first item.

“WAAH THAT WAS TOO CLOSE” Tommy screamed to the fire that was just inches away from burning him, Y/n ran in ad they sliced down hitting the blaze perfectly to achieve 2 blaze rods, “That’s 17” the Monotonly mumbled throwing the rods to Ranboo who held them collectively.

Tubbo was quick to double back slicing one Blaze upward and moving on to another which was readying a fireball towards him, luckily Y/n was there to save him, shoving their Enchanted Netherite sword into the blaze, cutting off the attack that was about to commence. “21.” Y/n Smiled

Now collecting pearls wasn’t much easier

Especially when you have a Enderman with you.

Luckily you four ran into Technoblade who was just moving onto another area, Tommy explained to him on how they need to abandon Ranboo to slay endermen. Techno was ok with taking the Hybrid with him aslong was no trouble followed. And with that it was just you with Tommy and Tubbo.

A small one block indent was made into the ground, with a hovering roof, of course a gap to attract enderman, this was perfect cause you could attract and kill! Perfect- well that’s how it WAS supposed to be, until you got into a little predicament

“This was smart Tommy!” Tubbo complimented Tommy’s plan to kill the endermen “I know.” He simply replied with a smug smirk “I don’t know if I should let you be a Narcissistic bitch or make you shut up..” Y/n dead panned “HEY DONT CALL BE THAT BITCH!” Tommy yelled earning a annoyed eye roll.

“I’m gonna go attract more endermen” You called crawling out of the trench.

Wandering around trying to find the Purple eyed monsters, you more or less met eyes with a boar, well- a Hoglin.. In to which it hated people who didn’t wear the signature gold armour, and to your distaste no gold was found on your figure, a loud roar was heard from the beast catching the attention of the to boys who where fighting over the stupidest shit.

“Fuuuuck mee..” you mumbled before the Hoglin came charging at you with an astonishing speed catching your dodge and smashing you up against a tree. That didn’t block your agitated sound as you felt a rough a sharp pain enter your abdomen and a Metallic taste filled your mouth, now when I mentioned the two boys they recognized the loud roar the erupted the beast

So now wandering through the forest- more like running they found your- hurt- fragile state as for some reason the boat left you to die “Y/n!” Tommy and Tubbo shouted picking you up to hold you up, your arms instinctively wrapped around their shoulders as you greeted your friends.

“OMG Y/N ARE YOU OK WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU HURT!?” Niki screamed when she saw you limping with your S/c arms wrapped around your best friends shoulders.

“Yeah.- just took a little hit- nothing much..” you laughed as you tried to ignore the constant stabbing pain that you felt everytime you spoke up. You where put down on a seat with Wilbur coming to you, handing Niki medical bag, she was quick to check your wounds as the other three kids surrounded you with worry repelling off of them.

“…guys don’t worry. It’s just a scratch.”

“BITCH YOU GOT STABBED”

“I was worried, Y/n!”

“Watching you get back with a wound worries me Y/n..”

“They really are the Sour Patch kids.”

Sorry it’s actually so shitty and messy, I haven’t wrote anything in along time lmao..

#dsmp fanfic #dsmp x reader #dsmp ranboo #ranboo #tommyinnit #sbi #tubbo my beloved #reader insert

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Personal fav/top fics I’ve ever read

Not in any particular order

Also, these are only single-book ones. I’m not including series favs, though there definitely are some.

If these were ever published as books I’d absolutely buy them- /gen

The Red Sun Never Sets

Mumbo Jumbo centric, but has other hermitcraft members in it

Mumbo gets stuck in some weird world with a red sun and the struggles with his sanity

It’s fine though, the hermits find him and get him out and back to normal-ish

Not without lots on angst though

Snapshots in lavender

Technoblade centric, with a giant scoop of sbi

Based shortly after the potato wars

Techno gets stuck in his potato world because it glitched

Lots of time passes for him and his memory gets really bad

Sbi try to fix it

A good healing fic, it’s mostly him figuring things out and trying to remember stuff

Mans is just trying his best

There’s still angst though

This is about a stuffed bird

Mumbo Jumbo centric again, but with a side dish of Evil X

Post-Apocalyptic AU but with flavor and also colors

Mumbo is a traumatizes wet cat

Ex is as edgy as ever

You like monsters? You think weird creatures that shouldn’t exist look cool? You’ll love this

As wholesome of an ending as a post-apocalyptic ending can be

Bones in the ocean

Technoblade centric? Maybe Phil also? I can’t remember how their POVs work rip

Mainly focused around Tecno and Phil

Pirate AU my love <3

Lots of dsmp members shoved into a pirate ship

Techno is Ex-navy, and ends up really liking the crew

Good ol’ character development

Why are these all Techno and Mumbo- Anyways-

As you may notice, I have a thing for hurt-comfort, Lol

I know there’s other fics I’m just not thinking of rn, that would also be here, and ones I just don’t remember the titles of, but oh well, I’ll add them if I remember later

I would also love to have some fic recommendations-

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hellooo o/

if I can recall, you're a fellow castlevania enjoyer thus I have an idea I thought would be fun to tell you about :D (this is just me talking about an au I apologize in advance if you dislike these kinds of asks !!)

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what if. what if c!sbi castlevania au. where techno is the Main Guy trevor belmont (he's an orphan with a big red cape who hunts monsters—methinks that screams technoblade idk)

tommy is sypha (except replace the romance plot with a strangers to brothers one) and also an annoying little shit that's too clumsy and arrogant to have as powerful magic as he does (which he frequently abuses to aggravate techno with)

philza is dracula, king of vampires (kristin is naturally lisa) who pursues vengeance on humanity pretty similarly to dracula's plan in the og series

and wilbur is obv alucard, witty and emotionally damaged as ever, and he & techno also have an enemies/strangers to brothers relationship while he & philza

other roles might be ranboo & tubbo as hector & issac, quackity or drm as carmilla & the "sisters" as sapnap karl n george, and others like jack, sam, niki, puffy, etc. could be general vampires (or vampire generals) seen throughout the series (it would be kinda funny to have jack be varney purely because they're both english)

yooo anyway I again hope my idea dump doesn't bother you Lol I was just brainrotting over it again recently & wanted to ramble to someone or somewhere abt it and decided your blog's inbox was a perfect target

(hope you're doing well !!)

you have no idea how many dsmp x castlevania thoughts ive had over the years. pass!techno's chain whip was literally inspired by trevor's morning star whip. his CLOTHES were inspired by trevor's clothes. pass!techno is trevor in every way.

and my ideal ending for c!drm has always been carmilla's. "fuck you, i win" (pathetically, hopelessly) is exactly how i want that bastard to go.

and magician tommy? magician tommy. perhaps magician tommy can be our always.

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-They are friends :’)

Anyways I drew Ranboo and Tubbo from @x-pair-o-dice-x’s By Nature au! I love it so much and can’t wait for the fic!

82 notes - Posted May 24, 2022

#4

naga Tommy and mouse Wilbur you say 👀👀

i’m very invested, please speak more on it, i would love know more >:)

I’m gonna call this au The Snake Charmer lol

But basically it goes like this:

-Tommy is a naga who has just recently found a new territory to call his own. With this territory he gets the responsibility to protect it from other creatures that might threaten it. It’s his new home after all.

-In this territory is a village of tiny hybrids that found a safe haven from predators that once devastated their old home. It has thrived through many generations, and prides it’s self on the colonies safety first. The village leader Philza has kept them safe for many years. His son Technoblade is the official leader of his protectors and hunters, and Philza himself usually takes down the biggest threats.

-And then there’s Wilbur. Who would much rather spend his days exploring the woods and inventing new musical techniques and technologies. He could also care less than to join his brothers hunters team. He would much rather do what actually interests him. Phil would rather him do something that, “better supports the village and it’s people.”

-Tommy hunts in his newly acquired territory and explores and discovers all the wonders of his new home. One of these wonders being Wilbur and the rest of the people in the village.

-Tommy has no idea that these small hybrids even existed. He is very excited to learn about them, but keeps on the down low, watching from afar because he knows how the tiny people might react to him.

-He’s lonley being on his own, but he keeps his distance. Because if all of the hybrids his size react with fear and anger when seeing him, how are these tiny people going to react?

- Tommy’s not stupid. He knows what he is and the reputation that his kind has built up for themselves. He even has the various instincts (hehehe>;)he has to push down to keep his existence hidden from the mice hybrids. Buts some times even he can’t stop them from happening...

-Tommy watches all the tiny hybrids go about their days. Is it a little creepy? Yes , but tommy likes to think of it as watching to protect them from harm. Definitely not because he’s lonely and this is the only interaction he gets. Yep, definitely not.

-He has his favorites to watch. The pink haired hybrid with the cool weapons and teeth that point out from his bottom lip. He had seen him take down a rabbit with one shot of his bow. He also quite enjoyed watching the black and white haired mouse wrote on his book or make flower crowns after his chores were done.

-But his absolute favorite to watch was the charmer. He would sing and play songs with tiny instruments of his own making. Tommy could be with him all day and never get tiered of the brown haired man. He would joke to himself as he worked and was always humming a tune to fill the quiet.

-Tommy just hopes he can keep up his stealth around these hybrids or risk the consequences of being known.

(Basically c!tommy meeting shroud for the first time, but make it with mice people who don’t know that this giant monster from their worst nightmares has taken interest in them)

88 notes - Posted September 21, 2022

#3

Ch. 4 {Rising Suspicions, Instincts, and Fishing}

Cw: mild fear, intrusive thoughts, vore mention, animal death, slight angst but not really, unintentional fearplay, fear of death.

Chapter 1|Chapter 2|Chapter 3|Chapter 5

The cool crisp air of the morning filled Techno’s lungs. He exhailed long and slow. His warm breath clouding the air around him.

He let out a long questioning hum as he squatted down to inspect the damage to the forest floor. It was strange. No simple bobcat could make this much damage.

He looked up to the surrounding trees and their broken branches scattered on the ground. His neutral face turned into a deep frown.

“No, it had to of been something really big to have caused this damage.”

With a grunt he stood back up and started his way back to the village. He would need to inform Phil as soon as possible.

Whatever caused this damage couldn’t be good. His suspension was already high do to his brother acting more strange than usual yesterday morning and night.

He had come home in a more cheerful mood, but he had still did his best to avoid Techno and any of his questions as to where he went off to all day long.

Techno was worried, and he knew one thing was for sure. The safety of his brother and his home was above all else.

He just had to find out what had Wilbur acting so out of the ordinary. Hopefully it was nothing the blade couldn’t handle.

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Wilbur was on a mission. Today he would put down the ground rules for Tommy to follow. He also needed to get more information about the giant child himself.

He was more worried about the second part than anything else.

He had woken up after everyone in the house had left. Before he left he cleaned the dishes and swept the floor. He was thankful that he hadn’t run into Techno when leaving the village.

Techno was on him the second he got home yesterday. He tactically avoided his brother’s questioning by saying he was tired and running to his room and jumping in his bed.

Wilbur found himself in the clearing. It seemed as though it was empty except for himself Ann’s a couple of mushrooms and flowers.

“Tom-” Wilbur was cut off as pair of claws wrapped around him and pulled in quickly into the air. “AHHHHHHHHH!” When the world stopped rushing around him and his vision steadied, he was met with a giant grin and childish laughing.

His heart was racing and he trembled from the unexpected scare. “TOMMY!” Wilbur shrieked with rage. “You can’t just scoop someone up without warning!”

He was met with more laughter and he was raised higher to meet the naga’s red eyes. “Wilbur!” The child’s pupils rounded at the sight of him. Wilbur was then squished against the warm baby fat that still resided on Tommy’s scaled cheeks. “You came back!”

Wilbur was pulled back to meet the child’s eyes again and he took a moment to catch his breath. He didn’t remember Techno being this difficult to take care of. Perhaps that was because his beloved twin acted older than Wilbur was, or maybe it was the fact that Techno wasn’t a giant.

“Of cause I came back.” Wilbur wheezed out. “Someone’s got to teach you some manners and some boundaries.”

“Oh...” The snake paused and dropped out of the tree. “Sorry bout that.” Tommy’s cheeks burned red as he sat Wilbur down atop a rock in the grass below.

“It’s just I get excited, and you’re just so small. I can’t help but to scoop you up.” Tommy figited with his hands and kept sneaking glances at Wilbur.

That caught Wilbur’s attention. He supposed now was a good time to ask. “Do you have strong instincts?”

Tommy’s eyes widened and a nervous look settled over his face. “Uh yeah... I have some...sometimes.”

Wilbur let out a short hum at that. “Well can you try to explain what some of those are?” Wilbur tried again, his voice laced with a little impatience.

Tommy gave Wilbur a worried look and remained silent. Wilbur let out a long sigh and climbed down the rock and made his was to the child’s hand. He reached out and placed his own hand on one of the large fingers resting in the grass.

He looked up to meet Tommy’s nervous gaze. “Tommy,” Wilbur started, “Every hybrid has some kind of instincts that they half to deal with every day.” Tommy nodded his head in response.

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89 notes - Posted November 1, 2022

#2

Ch.3 {Confessions of Loneliness}

Chapter 1|Chapter 2|Chapter 4|Chapter 5|

Cw: fear, fear of death, vore mention, fatal vore mention, misunderstandings, manipulation, angst but it’s hurt/comfort, unintentional fearplay.

Wilbur sat in the dark of his bed room trembling. Moonlight traveled from his window to rest at the foot of his bed. A soft breeze danced softly with the curtains, and crickets could be heard making music in the night.

The events that happened earlier that day played on loop in his mind. The naga-

Tommy had let him go.

It was strange to think a beast of his worst nightmares could have a name.

Wilbur glances to the right of his bed where a basket of berries now sat. He was confused when the snake had pulled the basket from behind his back.

He thought it was all a sick trick at first. A false sense of hope that he would be let go and that his family and friends would be safe.

He was sure that as soon he would start to run back to his village, he would feel the coils of the snake around him again.

But as he ran, the only thing that pulled him down was the weight of the basket on his back.

He should probably take the berries to the kitchen, but he knew he wasn’t composed enough to see his family.

He felt sick just thinking about what would happen if he let anything slip about Tommy and their deal.

He was still struggling to even fathom why the naga would let him go. Why even make the deal? He could’ve ended Wilbur and the village right then and there, so why bother to wait and compromise? Wilbur shuddered.

“Probably playing with his food.”

A new wave of fear washed over Wilbur and he felt tears come to his eyes. He couldn’t escape this. All he could do was buy the village more time by complying with the snake’s wishes. He would visit him and do what the beast asked. Maybe he could get the naga to show a smidge of mercy.

Wilbur felt totally and utterly helpless. Even while he was safe at home, tucked away in his room, he was still caught in the middle of the snakes coils. His teeth glinting with a wicked grin.

Wilbur didn’t know how he was going make himself go back to that dreadful clearing. He grew sick at the thought.

For now he would close his eyes and tremble through the night.

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Wilbur didn’t sleep.

He waited until the sun peaked through his curtains to get out of bed and to make his way to the kitchen. He was met with his father and brother in the kitchen.

He was greeted with a good morning from his father, and a snicker from his twin brother.

“Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.” Techno drawled out in his monotone voice.

His dad gave Techno a lighthearted scolding.

“Now Tech, you know your brother worked hard yesterday. It hard for even me to make the flight to Berry Creek.” He father chuckled.

“Anything’s hard for you old man.” Techno fired back.

The old bird let out an offended squawk and playfully swatted at his brother.

He sat at their old wooden table as stared down at the homemade biscuits and berries on his plate. He took a bite of the honey covered biscuit, but despite the sweetness, he still had a bitter taste in his mouth.

If he couldn’t warn them about Tommy, maybe he could warn them about something else.....

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118 notes - Posted October 11, 2022

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Ch.1 {Chores, Tunes, and a Snake in the Grass}

Chapter 2|Chapter 3|Chapter 4|Chapter 5|

a/n: (Quotations that are all italicized mean thought , quotations that are not are regular speaking. If it’s just a word that’s italicized it’s emphasis.)

cw: fear, fear of death (none happens), implied vore (none happens), implied fatal vore (none happens), violence, fear of discovery, cursing (come on guys it’s tommy), dehumanization

Wilbur stormed off into the surrounding forest, grumbling all the way. The sun shined through the gaps in the leaves and onto the soft leafy underbrush that Wilbur was currently traversing through.

He pushed through hanging ferns and small bushes, smacking at leaves in his path with the flimsy bucket they supplied him, all the while his beloved lute stayed strapped protectively to his back.

He had skipped out on all of his chores for the week that of the village and his procrastination had finally caught up with him. As punishment, his father assigned him to one of the farthest away chores.

He was to travel to southern creek to pick from the nearby berry bushes. He would admit the task might have been easier if most of the berries were in his reach to pick, but alas he is only two and a-half inches tall. Not to mention that the berries were almost the size of his head.

But he’d have to make do with his large bucket and minimal body strength. Lest his father become even more angry with him.

His brother Techno was much more suited for the heavy lifting tasks, but Wilbur had to once again remind himself that he only got this chore as a punishment for not doing the easy ones in the first place.

So here he was at the berry bush, wacking away at the branches above with a small stick he found, the small stream of the creek trickling behind him.

As three berries gave way, Wilbur hunched forward and took in deep breaths. “This is exhausting. Why must I suffer this way?”

*SNAP*

Wilbur jumped up and quickly became alert. He carefully watched the surrounding tree line for any sign of danger.

But there was no movement. Not even a sound.

An uneasy feeling crept up Wilbur’s spine and sat in his lungs.

He had been taught how to avoid predators such as owls and foxes, and in such cases he even knew how to defend himself.

But even so, he would very much like to avoid any situation were he had to deal with a creature larger than himself. He could hide, yes, but as mentioned before he is quite lacking in the athletic ability department.

He waited a couple more minutes scanning the surrounding brush, but then decided to get back to work. But he still couldn’t shake the feeling that he was being watched.

He turned back to the berries and found that more had fallen to the ground by his bucket. He let out a happy exclamation at the sight. It seemed he was stronger than he first thought. Just enough berries had fallen to fill up his bucket.

Wilbur gave a cheeky grin and let out a laugh as he realized that now he can have even more free time.

He pulled his lute from his back and swung his strap around so it was now in playing position.

He had hand crafted it himself with half of a walnut shell, some dried wood bark, and the finest strings he could come across. He would admit it was a little out of tune, but his creation was yet to be mastered.

He sat down in a comfortable position next to a nearby toadstool. He let out a laugh has he strummed his favorite creation.

He decide to play a simple, happy, calming toon to relax his mood.

And so Wilbur played, blissfully unaware of the snake hiding in the grass.

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First off, Tommy was not hiding in the grass. He was up in the trees looking down on and listening to his own personal musician.

Tommy always thought that trees were much more comfortable than the rocky ground anyway.

He had already took it upon himself to help his favorite little guy with his chores. He always playes one of his little instruments when he’s done.

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120 notes - Posted September 24, 2022

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“Human Vampirism Limits.”

SBI Family (Platonic) x Fem!demon!hybrid!Oc

Chapter Two: “Battle Duels.”

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Due to her being the only Demon Hybrid, She was Hunted By The People of the Fallen, L’manburg.

They wanted Her Dead, Because Schlatt wanted all Demons Dead, and Who was Quackity to Deny His Past Orders and Wishes.

So Quackity Set off with the So Called Butcher army to Slaughter Mila, Obviously Philza, Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy Didn’t let That Happen.

She was a Creature That Was to be Protected, the last of her Kind, Being this kind of Hybrid Didn’t Make her a Blood Eating Monster Schlatt Made her Out to be.

Still, Quackity Would Not Stop Until She had Been Slaughtered Brutally, Just Like Schlatt Had Done to all the other Demon Hybrids Before His Ultimate Death in the Destruction Of L’manburg.

It was Terrible, Slicing Their heads Off Brutally and Painfully, The Pain Was agonizing.

Schlatt Liked to Torture them, Make their Last Moments Agonizing.

But, They would Not be Happening to Mila, Techno Vowed to Protect her, Protect her Precious Demon Form.

Mila Would never Harm a Human, She Only Drank Blood Bags From Orphans That Techno Killed, So that No Other Human Could Suffer the Torture of feeling her Fangs Sink into their Soft, Precious Skin on their Neck.

She Had Made a Promise that She Would Never Hurt Humans, Humans Were Meant to be Protected.

But in Quackity’s Eyes, She was Just a Blood Sucking Monster that Deserved to be Destroyed In the Worst way Possible.

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Quackity Stood On One End Of the Tundra, Smiling Wickedly at Mila.

she Growled, The rest Of the Butcher arms Kept her Family at bay, The Duel Would Be Between her and Quackity, if She Lost She Would Be forced to Come back With them.

Mila Ran On Quick Feet Towards Him, Demons Were Known For their Inhuman Speed, Mouth Open Showing off her Precious Fangs.

Quackity Pulled His Axe Out Watching as She Clamped her Fangs Down on the Handle Pushing his Whole Body Down, Claws Sticking into her Precious Shoulder, His Grunt of Pain.

Soon the Rest of the Butcher Army Was Subdued, and Techno Stood Beside Mila, Making no Move to stop the Raging Demon.

She Pushed Down harder, almost Snapping his Axe in Half, saliva Dripped Down her Jaw as She Found his Fear appetizing.

“Stuck down there~” Techno Taunted Quackity as he Basically Lost his own Challenge, Quackity Tried to Get Up But Mila’s Claws Sunk Deeper Causing the Man to Hiss Out In Pain.

Blood Seeped From the Two Small Nail Like Wounds.

“Stay Down, Or Else my Claws will Sink Deeper.” Mila Ordered, Quackity Grunted Underneath Mila.

“Look, I’m Nice, So Get Out of here, Mila Let him go.” Techno Told Her, She Looked Up at Techno For a Moment Before Releasing Quackity.

He Hissed At her Claws Retracting from his Shoulder, Before Standing Up, The Kimono She Wore along With the Brown Haori Wrapped around her Shoulders.

The Wind Of the Cold Tundra Made her Hair Flow Behind her Back, She Looked Majestic.

Quackity Quickly Returned to the Portal, She was the Last Demon Hybrid Alive, Schlatt Wouldn’t Be Happy in his Grave to Know That One Demon Hybrid was Still Alive.

But With Technoblade, Philza, Tommy, and Wilbur in the way, He Knew He Couldn’t Get Rid Of Mila, Not Alone anyways.

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Blood Spilled Everywhere, Schlatt Used a Sword to Decapitated The Demon Hybrid Child Before Him.

“Schlatt?” Quackity Questioned, the Leader of L’manburg Had Just Killed a Child, Hybrid Or Not.

“Oh Poor Thing, She Used to be a Human, Only Reduced to Demon Scum.” Schlatt Hissed, Patting the Horns On his Head.

“You–You Just Killed a Child!” Quackity Hissed at Schlatt, the Pool of Blood Still Lying Beside his Feet, the Child’s Body And Head Starting to Disintegrate into the Air as Soon as Schlatt had Finished.

“That was no Child Quackity, That was a Blood Devouring Monster.” Schlatt Told Him Before Beckoning Him over to his Desk.

“Listen There is this One Demon Hybrid I Know Philza Has Been Hiding Away, She Has Pink Eyes, A Brown Haori, and a Pink Leaf Pattern Kimono With a Checkered Belt, I want her Dead, She Shouldn’t be Hard to Find.” Schlatt Said.

Quackity’s Legs Shook as he stepped Closer to his Leader, “And if I Don’t, What will Happen then?” He asked Gaining his Confidence Back.

“I will Kill you, Don’t Test me Quackity.” He Said Raising his Sword In Quackity’s Face, The Scar He has Received From Before Still There as a Sharp Reminder.

“Of Course Schlatt.”

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After Quackity Scurried Off, Philza Had Sighed From Next to Mila.

“Guess they’ll never stop Hunting Her Huh?” He Said, Crossing His Arms, It was True She was the Last Demon Hybrid Alive, If Schlatt had’nt Wanted her Alive when he was alive Then Quackity Would Never Stop Trying to Kill her.

Luckily, Both her and Techno, Had Totems Of Undying So If Quackity Tried Something To Kill Either Of them they Would Just Respawn instead of Dying Forever and Turning into Ghosts.

Mila Let Out a Growl, the Mark on her Right Eye Disappeared, “He’s an idiot, He Can’t Kill me Unless he has a Special type of Katana not Just any Sword, Plus His Is about to Break anyways.” She Snorted as She Padded Back inside, Her Snow boots Leaving Tracks in the White Snow of the Tundra.

“She’s Right, To Kill a Demon Hybrid you Have to Have a Special Demon Slaying Katana, I’ve Read up on it.” Techno Said Before Following his Younger Sister Inside of the Shared House.

“Demon Hybrids are all the Hype Huh?” Tommy Joked, Wilbur Snorted at the Badly told Joke and Smacked Tommy Across the Back of his Head.

“Shut up Tommy.” Wilbur Muttered.

To Kill a Demon Hybrid you Must Completely Slice their head Off From the Neck with a Special Katana.–Mila Minecraft.

[mannanoo]

Ao3 Masterlist

All of my fics in a list because I kinda just want them in a list that's easy to find. Will be updated with new fics posted.

Out of Time | Completed

Spy X Family | Anya Forger & Loid Forger

Loid is the spy in this family.

Anya is just a child.

She should never have been close to a situation like this.

The Reason | Completed

The Good Place | Chidi/Eleanor

Neither Eleanor nor Chidi had believed there was someone out there waiting for them, their perfect match. They didn't believe in the Universe picking and choosing soulmates.

But sometimes the Universe doesn't need to choose. Sometimes soulmates just come to be.

Requiem Sous-Marine | Completed

Bioshock | Booker & Elizabeth

Elizabeth knew that she was going to die. She knew that a long time ago, even knew that this was going to be the last doorway she went through.

That didn't make it any easier when the wrench first cracked her skull.

Masks and Facades | Completed

The Umbrella Academy | Klaus & Five

Klaus is sober and Five is capable with feeling emotions.

That being said, just because Five does have a heart, doesn't mean he know how to actually use it to bond with his brother.

Or maybe he does because it's just so easy to talk to Klaus.

All the Grief and All the Glory | Uncompleted

Dream SMP, SBI | Technoblade & Tommyinnit

Kristin misses a lot of hey boys lives while she's overseeing everything in the Void. But she tries her best to be there for them when she can.

It's hard to help them when they're so far apart and when she's lied to so much.

Red | Completed

Dream SMP, SBI | Tommyinnit Centric

Tommy's interactions with his favourite colour over the years; before, during, and after The Dream SMP.

For A Thousand More | Series, Completed (3 Works)

Dream SMP | SBI

Kristin made a promise to find Phil again.

It just takes a bit longer than she expected.

Prison Uniforms (or lack thereof) | Completed

Dream SMP | Awesamdude

Sam finds the prison uniform Dream had requisitioned.

It's not exactly what he expected.

Nothing Changes | Completed

Dream SMP | Tommyinnit

The waiting room is all that's left.

The Crow Father | Completed

Dream SMP | Tommyinnit & Phil, Wilbur & Technoblade & Tommyinnit

Tommy's brothers had always told him that monsters weren't real.

They also told him that there was a child eating crow monster in the forst which is why he shouldn't take it as a shortcut.

He's never been good at listening to what they tell him.

Everybody has an origin story | Completed

Dream SMP | Foolish & Eret

Everybody has an origin story. They don't always have to be bathed in blood, but sometimes there's no other option.

If only you knew | Completed

Dream SMP | Wilbur

History will always repeat. But not everything that repeats is sad.

A poem passed through the generations, from Fathers to sons, from brother to brothers, from children to adults.

The Line Terminates Nowhere and Everywhere | Completed

Dream SMP | Jschlatt & Wilbur

Wilbur's head was clearer than it had been for... a long time, and he knew what was happening.

But that doesn't mean he wanted to think about it too much.

An Elaborate Tapestry of Lies | Completed

Genshin Impact | Scaramouche

The End of Scaramouche's Boss Battle

Dream Sweet in Sea Major | Completed

Genshin Impact | Mona & Aether

Mona and Aether at the end of everything

Those Days | Completed

Genshin Impact | Kaeya & Lumine

Abyss Prince Kaeya and Abyss Princess Lumine bonding over how they were separated from their brothers

Haunted by the Past | Completed

Genshin Impact | Kaedehara Kazuha

The past has a way of haunting all of us, it's just sometimes we get a happier ending than the first time.

#ao3 link #ao3 masterlist #masterlist #Hopefully this will force me to finish my wips so I can update this post

[ohworm-writes]

#00 - Tape Zero | series masterlist

⮞ Beta Reader - @jschllatt​ ! thank you so much for proofreading this for me !

⮞ Pairing - Monster!Technoblade x Monster-Hunter!Reader ⮞ Summary - Everyone here seemed to hate everything you were. The way you walked, the way you talked, the way you breathed. Maybe your new assignment could change their minds about you.  ⮞ Rating - Mature (SFW) ⮞ Warnings - cursing ⮞ Word Count - 2.6k ⮞ Taglist - Open! Send an Ask or DM to be added

@ohworm-writes​​ copyright 2021 | do not repost

In the abandoned casino you call home, everything smelt of lost hope. The pipes rusting, water leaking from their cracks and causing the surrounding mold to spread across the carpet beneath it. The graves of your allies were spread out across the perimeter of the building, their corpses either nowhere to be found or dug up and eaten by the beasts that had killed them. Whispers and mumbles echo from the people you could have come to call friends in another life, but their backs were turned towards you, shunning you from that sliver of a chance at a ‘normal’ life.

The sun peeked through the large windows of the building when you make your way downstairs towards the assembly hall. You yawn, mouth agape as you try to rub the remaining sleepiness out of your eyes. Waking up early was something you had to become accustomed to here, whether you liked it or not. Your hands found their way to your sides, clutching at the fabric of your shirt and pulling it close. You felt as though a single breath out of place would make these people hate you just the littlest bit more.

You knew you were the center of this minor dilemma you found yourself in. Outcasted, a funny thing, wasn’t it? To be rejected by the group you could call, what, a family? That was absurd, and yet, you long for it. They had a fair reason not to take kindly towards you. A stranger, someone nobody had ever heard of, not even a name on the side of a coffee cup, rose to the top of the hunters in their little group. You could barely hold your own before, so how come now you could kill monsters so efficiently with an arrow through the skull? 

The top. Here, it meant you were the best hunter. Other social statuses didn’t matter, apart from one person, but what mattered most is that you could hold your own and protect your allies. That and that alone amounted to your worth. You and one other person had been graced with being at the top of the chain. Punz. Oh, oh he didn’t like you. No, not one bit.

You rose to your current position as one of Las Nevadas’ best hunters in a little under a week. He knew you were a skilled hunter. Hell, they assigned him to keep tabs on you when the group’s so-called ‘leader’ gained interest. But so much as this? It was frustrating, bordering infuriating. He fought for his position, bloodshed with the scars to prove it. And you? You. You went in right under his nose. You fought hard, you knew that. You put in the effort to make it to where you were in a group of strangers. Punz didn’t see it that way. Nobody in the damn place did.

The other hunters saw you as a problem, a pest. Someone as bad as the monsters they dealt with on a daily. Every time you went out on a mission, it came directly from them. Time and time again they gave you missions with the most deadly monsters, ready to celebrate the day you never came back. Hoping that one evening these solo missions would turn into your downfall. Waiting for that oh-so-sweet pager message to tell them you were gone, never to be heard from again.

As far as they knew, that message was yet to come. 

With a jump off the last step, your feet collide with the carpeted flooring of the lobby. Or, as most here called it, the assembly hall. The room was filled, not completely, but as far as you knew, every member of the little ragtag group was here. You made your way to one of the adjacent walls, earning a few scowls and glares from your comrades. You brush it off; you have to, or else they’d feed off of your reaction like it was a starving man being graced with a meal. Your footsteps fall heavy as you walked, people around moving out of the way like you were the plague. That, or bumping into you, cursing at your clumsiness. It’s tiring, and yet you have to deal with it to survive.  

When you finally make your way across, you lean with your back against the wall with a small sigh of relief. You note how the wood caves slightly under your weight, almost asking you to add more pressure and break through. You push the thought aside, instead of letting your eyes scan the room, taking in everything and everyone you can see. Every single person there talked within a group. Whether it was only one other person or 10 strangers you had yet to know the names of, they all have someone to share their thoughts with. Where did that leave you? Your eyes cast towards the ceiling above you, a chandelier hanging down. The golden rods allowed for the pieces of glass to hang down, reflecting the sunlight that had peeked through. 

That chandelier was always something you look forward to seeing during these assembly meetings. It was your only constant. The sun shining through the windows, casting onto the glass and gold, painting little rainbows on the surrounding area. Maybe you admire it because you never saw one up in person before, maybe you like how it was high out of your reach. Maybe you would never know why you like it, but you still did. 

“People!” A familiar voice shouts from your far left, the voices of everyone around you diminishing into silence, looking with awe at the man who spoke. They all knew, of course, so did you. You turn your attention towards him, the man everyone calls their leader.

Quackity.

Who would have thought the shorty that ran the recruitment center would be the leader? You squint your eyes, trying to see him better from the distance you stood at. He wore the same thing every day, a white button-up, rolled to his elbows, black slacks, and suspenders. He didn’t look intimidating; he didn’t look important, and yet everyone here treated him like a god. It was annoying, but you’d have to continue dealing with it. You didn’t want to lose your tongue for speaking out of place, now did you?

Next to him stood Punz. That bastard was like a personal plaything for Quackity. When he’s bored? Call the man to entertain him. When he’s threatened? Order him to kill the offender. When he’s on his last breath? Take everything from him and leave him to rot. What could he do, argue? That was laughable. Quackity ruled over the casino. There was no question about it. He ruled over Las Nevadas. He. Ruled.

Both of their eyes met yours, Punz’s glare more intense towards you than usual, and Quackity’s smile widening, the scar through his lip making it more menacing. They were a full story above you, peering off of the balcony at you. As quick as their glances met yours, they left, turning to the others in the crowd. Punz stood a foot behind Quackity, the man in question leaning over the railing with his arms spread out wide. 

“My people! Another beautiful day in our home, wouldn’t you say?” His rhetorical question was met with cheers and joyful cries. You notice how it seems to only fuel his ego. How sad. His hands meet his head, readjusting his dark blue beanie, moving a piece of dark hair that had escaped underneath it. “I’m sure you’re bored with me saying the same thing every day.” He says, voice loud as it echoes through the open room. Nobody spoke. You knew he liked it like that. All the attention on him. 

He stands up straight, laughing lightheartedly whilst backing away from the railing and instead of walking along the side of it. “No, I’m sure you all have no problem with it.” A few scattered cheers voice their agreement, you notice how Quackity visibly stiffens. Poor bastards, you think, they wouldn’t make it tomorrow with that interruption. He clears his throat once more, the room quiet again. “We have a busy day today! We have leaks on the second floor that need fixing, a few easy pests that need to be taken care of in the garden, and our hunters have new assignments.” You perk up at the talk of assignments, your attention set on him more than before. “Hunters, you know the drill.”

You did. You push off of the wall, walking towards the front. A few people surrounding you decide to move out of your way now, all of them. The crowd parts like the Red Sea, letting you and the hunters around walk past without trouble. Two hunters on your left, three to your right, four behind. There were ten of your total, which wasn’t too bad, but it just added to the number of people that didn’t take a liking to you. You keep your pace quick, walking up to the fold-out table that sat below Quackity’s balcony. 

A woman and a man stand behind it, both dressed in yellow vests. The table has ten manilla folders on it, names written in marker to indicate whose is whose. The hunters around you rush forward, some pushing into you as they pass by. You sigh, bringing one of your hands to your neck to rub it. They did this every day. Quackity’s voice booms above you as he speaks. “Everyone else is welcome to breakfast now. Let’s make this day productive, people!” The crowd behind you cheers as you reach the empty table, taking the folder in your empty hand. Your eyes scan the folder, your name written neatly like the rest. 

The two across from you at the table stay quiet as they watch you, both glaring, but the man’s softer. You look up from it at them, sending them a nod as you make your way to your room. You hold it with two hands now, seeing how the folder is thicker than the others you had previously received. As you go to flip open the top, a hand finds itself on your shoulder.

“Ayyy, Y/n.” You groan internally as the hand pats you twice before retreating. You turn around to face Quackity, giving him a forced smile. “Quackity. A pleasure to see you.” He was always a pain to deal with in person. “8-Ball today? What happened to the prosthetic Mr. Andrews found last week?” His lips quirk up into a grin, the white circle of the 8-Ball in his right eye looking straight through you. It was… unnerving. He chuckled, bringing his hand up to motion for you to follow him as he turns around. 

You’re hot on his heels as you walk behind him, walking towards his office. “It was irritating, I’ll be honest. This one has some kinda... intimidating aura to it, don’t you think?” You hum at him, folder pressed to your chest as you walk. Your footsteps are out of sync with him, you notice. You subconsciously try to match them. “You know, talk more with the people here” He tries to tease, looking over his shoulder at you, watching you roll your eyes.

“You know more than anyone they don’t take kindly to me.” You comment, feeling his eyes on you as you look up at him. He sighs exasperatedly, looking ahead as he reaches a metal red door, his pace slowing. You stop behind him as he pulls out a chain with numerous keys on it, a loud clinking coming from it as he looks through them. There had to be over twenty keys on it, if that. He noticed your eyes on it, of course he did. “There are so many damn keys to this place, it’s nuts.” 

You hum again, watching as he unlocks the door and clips the chain to his belt once more. He pushes it open with both of his hands, walking in as it begins to shut on you. You hurry and push it open, looking around his office as you step in, closing it behind you. It was pretty minimal, with a few bookshelves, a desk, and a little lounge area in the back. “Nice office.” You comment, following him, bringing the hand holding the folder to your side. 

“Yeah, I’ll cut the shit now. That good for you?” That was different, but not surprising. “Yeah, sure.” He stops at his desk, turning and sitting on the ledge, his hands on his knees as he sits up straight. “Pass the folder here, let me show you what you’re dealing with.” You oblige with him, passing him the folder. You look at his hands, his fingers scarred and rough. Interesting. 

He flips it open and sets it onto the wooden desk, letting the contents spread across the length of the desk. Several sheets of paper were spread out, pages upon pages of info, the text smaller as to fit more words in the pages. What caught your eye the most, though, was the first sheet of paper. A photograph was clipped to the corner, a semi-blurry image of a pig-like creature. “The… Blade?”

“Bastard is what he is.” Quackity comments, stepping back to let you look down at the papers. He sits on the corner of the desk, hands now placed behind his as he looks over his shoulder at the papers. You take two steps forward, fingers drifting from one page to another. “There seems to be a lot about this one.” You remark, taking a random page in your hands as you read its contents under your breath.

“Upon further inspection, it seems the beast relates to that of a Piglin creature. While they are moderate-level monsters, this one seems to be an evolved breed of them. Its reflexes are quick, and it’s undoubtedly strong. Previous notes about the breed tell that they are very territorial and are naturally aggressive to those who aren’t their breed.”

You can feel Quackity tense beside you, so you call him out on it. “What’s on your mind?” He sighs, but you don’t look at him, eyes still trained on the papers. He’s quiet for a moment, and you almost don’t think he’s going to answer you. But he does. “That asshole was the one who gave me this scar.” 

Now that, that surprised you. Your brows raised, then furrowed as you came across a note over the top of one paper. “Says here nobody has survived facing him.” He almost growls at you, you hear the rumble in his throat, but he ends up sighing again. “I was lucky, wasn’t I.”

That’s for damn sure. If what these papers were saying was true, this was the most difficult monster that the group has faced to date. “So, it’s a suicide mission.” You say, swiping the papers back into the folder. They were trying to kill you. He laughs at that. Not his normal, unsettling chuckle, but a hearty laugh. “No no no, you got it all wrong. I think you are the only one that can kill him.” 

You stop everything. Your hands come to a halt. Your breathing stops. You stop. “What?” “I said.” He replies, pushing off the desk and leaning close to you, feeling his breath on the shell of your ear. “You are the only person here that can kill him.” Your eye twitches. “Why not Punz? Or, a group of the other hunters? Why am I the one that can kill him?” He smiled, this time it was soft, sincere. 

“Because you’re you.”

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⮞ Technoblade Route Taglist - @mega-trash-cringe​ @jaciahbabes​ @ura-writes​ @sunshinebutnorainbows @dominickle​ @valkyrieidunn

⮞ Author’s Note - With that, we begin. Buckle up for the ride of a lifetime folks, it’s going to be bumpy.

#worm's monster au #the technoblade files #techno x reader #techno x y/n #techno x you #techno fanfic #techno fanfiction #technoblade x reader #technoblade x y/n #technoblade x you #technoblade fanfic #technoblade fanfiction #mcyt x reade #mcyt x y/n #mcyt x you #mxyt fanfic #mcyt fanfiction #monster!techno x reader #monster!techno x y/n #monster!techno x you #monster!techno fanfic #monster!techno fanfiction #monster!technoblade x reader #monster!technoblade x y/n #monster!technoblade x you #monster!technoblade fanfic #monster!technoblade x fanfiction #monster!techno x monster-hunter!reader #monster!techno x monster-hunter!y/n #monster!techno x monster-hunter!you

[lonely-lost-soul]

Dream Smp Masterlist

Masterlist for all my Dream SMP Stories:

☁-Angst

❆-Fluff

⚘ -Smut

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Technoblade x Reader:

Under the FloorBoards: Pt. I, Pt. II, Pt. III, Pt. IIII, Pt. V, Pt. VI, Pt. VII,  Pt. VIII, Pt. VX, Pt. X, Pt. XI, Pt. XII, Pt. XII ☁❆

Lost One's Weeping: Prologue, Chapter One, Chapter Two ❆☁

Beauty and the Beast: Prologue, Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4: final, epilogue ❆⚘

Phantom of the Opera AU: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Final ⚘❆☁

Withered ☁

Where Loyalties Lie ☁

I’m Not Soft ❆

Let Me Worship You ❆

Fight For Me ❆

Royal ❆

Blood for the Blood God ❆ ☁

Shut Up and Drive ❆

Written In the Stars ❆

Forgive me father for I have sinned ⚘

Don’t mess with the boss’s wife ❆

Wilbur Soot x Reader:

First Lady of the Court: Pt. I, Pt. II, Pt. III ❆☁

Philza Minecraft x Reader:

Of Immortality and Nymphs: pt. II, Pt. III ❆

Karlnapity x Reader:

Time Travel is A Tricky Business ❆

Fundy x Reader

Little Fox ❆

Platonic Ranboo x Reader:

Slumber Party ❆

Platonic Tommyinit x reader:

Tis' But A Flesh Wound ❆

Since I've Been Gone ❆

C!Jschlatt x Reader:

Poff Poff (Platonic) ❆

Daddy's Little Girl (DadSchlatt au) Pt. II, Pt. III ☁

The Women Who Loved a Monster☁

Family SBI x Reader:

Little Hope ❆

Dream Smp Headcanons:

Them simping for you ❆

How they Kiss ❆

Them Leaving Marks on you⚘

A Pirates Life for Me ❆

Woes of an Immortal (3k Special) ❆⚘☁

#minecraft x reader #minecraft youtubers x reader #minecraft fanfiction #dreamsmp x reader #mcyt x reader #mcyt x you #dreamsmp x you #fanfiction #technoblade x reader #fanfic #technoblade x you #mcyt masterlist #dreamsmp masterlist #techno x y/n #techno x reader #dream smp x reader #dreamsmp imagines #x reader #masterlist #writing masterlist #wilbur soot x reader #wilbur soot x you #wilbur x reader #philza drabble #philza imagine #philza x reader #phil x reader #schlatt x y/n #schlatt x reader #platonic mcyt x reader

[soft-boi-eli]

Hello Hello!

I just wanted to say I love your fics!

ALSO!

Could I request a CC!SBI X Gn! Insomniac Reader! Where the reader is an insomniac (Obviously-) but is somehow a pro at MC!

Like they are basically god at the game! They also REALLY enjoy horror games! They don’t get scared easily and LOVE horror movies! They basically love anything horror/creepy-

ANYWAYS!!

The reader lives off of ramen and Monster energy drinks (For fun-)! They have a Twitch (Which has about 18 mil followers and 14 mil subs!) and a YouTube channel (Which has 20 mil followers!)

They mainly play horror games (Obviously-) and MC!

You can do headcanons or scenarios/images with the SBI! Maybe like playing a horror game together or MC? OR! Maybe some things they do together? Or when they meet up? Or-to many ideas Nightmare-

ANYWAYS!

I don’t really care! And don’t worry about taking too long on it!

ALSO!

Maybe we could be friends? Only if you want too!

Remember to eat, drink, and get enough sleep!

<3

Yes. I lovesthese ideas and I'm gonna choose headcannons due to they are a bit easierfor me to write.

And yes I'm perfectly fine with being your friend! I'm actually happy to make friends on this app so yeah!

Pronouns:nonbinary

Tw: cussing. Insomia, mentions of horror movies. Mention of horror games. Fluff.

SBI with a horror streamer friend head cannons.

*Ahem* tommy wanted to paly a game with you so you choose a game that didn't look like horror until the middle. He screamed at the jump scare and it made both of your chats so happy.

When phil decides to play with you there is literally a silence after a jump scare. Everyone thought he had a heart attack and honestly so did you until he spoke up about accidently hitting his mute button when he jumped.

Wilbur. He's a bit better then tommy but more scared then phil would be. Any little noise won't get him but when it starts to get noticeable the noiseless to him. The jump scare, he'd fall out of his seat and stay on the ground for a bit. You ask if he's good and he literally doesn't answer. He's dead. You killed him. Congrats.

Techno. He'd handle them a bit better then everyone else. Not as good as you but heisnt very paranoid. He literally runs at the noises trying to get jumpscared. While you run after him telling him to stop because if he doesn't then you'd lose and die. And technoblade never dies.

If you all play together both tommy and wilbur pussy out. Techno last the longest and phil the second longest. While you remain the ruler of horror games.

Now how you all met was dream invited you to the dream smp to add to the chaos. Needless to say it got extremely chaotic due to you being on almost 24 hours. You first ran into techno. He seemed confused and skeptical.

You both found eachothers love for potatoes. You set up camp quote close to techno but not too close.

Phil popped in when he needed something for a build and noticed a new name. Talked to you in chat and asked to join your VC. You both found each other talking for a bit.

Wilbur was next. Wilbur got curious over the new person and just hoppedinto the same VC as you techno and phil. He was quick to realize that you were a famous youtuber. Mainly for your horror videos and your extreme Parkcore skills.

In minecraft that is.

Tommy noticing that all of you were in the same VC joined in with shouting. He was low key jealous that everyone was obsessed with you. Then he saw why.

You literally cracked jokes at his shouting.

"Is that an angry pomeranian? Nah nah. It's an angry child. Even better an angry blonde!" - you.

He was shocked and immediately started joking and laughing with you. He wasn't fully angry for long.

Now about your diet. When they heard that you had only eaten ramen and drank angry drinks they were concerned. You lived quite close to techno so when you guys met up he was shocked that you looked as healthy as you did.

He hated the fact that you literally didn't eat anything else.

You told him occasionally you have something other then ramen but you were just too lazy to really cook anything and that you didn't feel like burning the house down.

One month phil, tommy, wilbur, and techno decided to organize a month long sleep over so that they could celebrate your birthday. Phil being quote the father figure cooked different, but easy dinners every night just so you didn't eat only ramen that day.

When they actually arrived though you got a text from Phil asking about your address in your dms. Not think much of it you just sent him your location.

You were going to take a small nap. Just to bost your energy before you went and streamed later that night.

As you were sleeping there was a car heading to your house.

Phil, wilbur, tommy, and techno were all just existing in the car. And when they arrived to your house they didn't expect to actually see a clean house.

You woke to a loud knock.

When you opened the door in your half dazed state you expected a package. But to see four people standing on your porch.

You nearly jumped out of your skin.

You were stuck there blinking at them.

Finally snapping out of it you let them in. Confused on why in the ever loving fuck they were here.

Phil explained they were here to celebrate your 21st birthday and they were here for a month.

You stared at them for a while. Confused on what to do since you haven't had people over in almost 2 years.

But you got use to it.

So when you got done streaming and smelled something other then ramen you were thrown off guard. Like what was that. I haven't smelled that in years.

But after the second day you got use to it too.

For your birthday phil literally made a feast.

Like he found your favorite food other then ramen and cooked it. With that he prepared everything you could dream of.

Your sleeping habits. Let's dig into those.

I'm in no place to talk as right now it's 3:05 in the morning. And here I am.

But when they are over they don't let you stay up till no 3-4 in the morning. They all know the importance of sleep.

But there are those nights where no once can sleep and it results in a late night stream. And streaming for hours none the less.

The amount of accidental all nighters everyone has pulled was immense. But that's what happens with jet lag, adhd, and insomnia.

Literally you get tired randomly. Sleep for only 3 hours. Wake up. Drink coffee, energy drinks, highly caffeinated tea. And don't sleep till late at night.

Pillow forts.

It's a must and it happens. Horror movies, pillow forts, and snacks. Like you all are in this massive fort, watching horror movies, one by one you all are falling asleep. You and techno were the last up due to technos active mind and your body not letting you sleep.

You two literally just vide there, changing the movies from horror to some silly animated movies, like how to train your dragon, frozen, Luca, and many others.

You two pull an all nighter and it's actually a bet to see how long anyone else takes to notice.

You bet an hour. Techno says all day.

You won. Philza notices the worse eye bags under both you and technos eyes and immediately starts scolding.

He is papa bird and he won't let anyone of his children neglect their needs.

"Did you even drink water at all? You guys should of been sleeping not binge watching horror movies all night!" -philza

You could only offer a smirk, along with a laugh.

"I think we did I just can't fully remember. Also we were watching animated films. Not horror. Surprised you didn't wake up to let it go." - you.

You turn to techno.

"You owe me 15 bucks pig boy!"-you again.

Handing you the money he rolls his eyes. "Yeha yeah. Rub it in." -techno.

Ah yeah they found a horror game that you were scared of surprisingly. It was actually surprisingly you hadn't played it yet.

Outlast.

You had been holding off that game until you finished your other one but here you were. Bored out of your mind.

So you decided fuck it.

That game teriffed the shit out of you. It was so good though.

When you screamed they all came rushing up due to the fact that you never scream.

They say you out of your chair, on the floor, blinking. They thought you were hurt.

But you sat up and looked at your computer.

"Damn. That was actually really good." When you looked behind you and found the boys all staring you smiled and waved.

"You need something?"-you

"You screamed. We heard a thud. We thought you fuckin died!" -tommy.

"No I'm alive. My soul almost divorced my body but it's still quite here."-you

That day made highlights.

The popular y/n actually got jump scared. The one person who never screamed at horror games screamed.

When they left you were sad yes but they were still your best friends. Ready to talk when ever you want.

Sometimes I think that you guys talk all through out the night. Them forgetting that you were actually in a different time zone.

Sometimes they pop into your streams, be it MC, horror, you just talking to your fans, or even the once in the blue moon, cheerful games.

They just pop in and start talking to you. And you talk back like they were there since the beginning.

Phil is now one of your moderators too. Along with tommy, wilbur, and techno. When they pop in they make sure no one picks on you.

And since you are now close to the SBI. You are now part of it.

You didn't choose the fans did. But they are your new family. No matter what.

Even if they disagree with your eating habit.

Or energy drink addiction.

Or insomnia.

Or you mainly playing horror games.

Or you basically living in your streaming room.

Or even the nearly 24 hour streams.

I could go on but I'm not gonna.

I'm tired. But I can sleep. 2 days and I get to have a tour of my new school.

And it took so long to finally get into it.

We have been going through a huge hassle even before school started to get me enrolled.

And then we had to get me into this program.

But now on Monday I get to go in. Get a tour. Then start either Tuesday or Wednesday.

Anyway hope you liked. It's now 3:50 and it's no proof read I'm sorry

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Saying I love you through actions

multiple x gn!reader

word count: 984

warnings: the egg, cursing, yelling, getting kinda hurt in wilbur's, food in sapnap's and dream's, monster addiction (obviously karl)

note: this is probably one of my favorite ones, the minors are platonic

C!Technoblade

shares his armor and potions

think of it as a offering

when you accept it, his piglin side goes brrrr

phil and you, possibly ranboo, are the only people he will give stuff to, because the other brats don't deserve it

if you give him your armor and potions, he is forever in your debt

Sapnap

shares his food with you

you and him totally drive at 3 am to subway or mcdonalds

when you drive back to the house, you kick up your feet on the dashboard, lean back in your seat, and take a sip from sapnap's drink

he was pissed, you had your own drink, why would you drink his?

he didn't do anything, but THEN you stole his fries

that was the last straw

then he bursted out on you

"YOU HAVE YOUR OWN FRIES, EAT THEM." and then you replied, "but babyyyyy."

you were puppy dog pouting, that was sapnap's weakness. he turned back to the road, and said, "ok, just take them, obviously you're still going to eat them."

then you went over the cupholder, and hugged him really tight

Dreamwastaken

let’s you take over his almost never daily stream

you’ll walk into his streaming place, and hold some food for him, because i just have a feeling he hasn’t ate in a while

so while he’s eating, you take off his headset, move the mic towards your mouth, and start talking to chat

and while you’re just asking how their day has been, dream is just sitting on the chair with his fork in the air, plate in his hand, and mouth stuffed to the brim

he’s just looking at you with a lovey dovey look in his gaze, it’s really cute, and very homey

Georgenotfound

gives you his blanket when it’s cold

it's honking freezing in his house

so naturally, being the good gogy he is, he shares it with you

you don't return the favor though, you pratically want him to get hypothermia

but you give it to him reluctantly :(

he stops sharing the blanket with you, but then you start fake crying, and he automatically gives it to you

Karl Jacobs

gives you almost every single monster he has

this boi is really addicted to monster

so he has to share it with you 😉

eventually, you're hooked, sometimes you even get a whole box of monster to share with him

it goes out by a week, or maybe less

after both of you are done, you slam the bottle on your foreheads

it's painful, but remember, pain is temporary, swag is forever 😉😩😜🤪😎🤓😏😫🤬😡😳🥵🥶😱🤔😬😵‍💫🥱😪😈🤠🤑👺👹☠️😼

(sorry for the spam of emojis)

Quackity

gives you his beanie

you know he doesn't like to show his hair on streams

and we think he's bald

so when you pop up behind him with your hair crazy, he gets one of his spare beanies, grabs your shirt to get closer to him, and places it on your head

and it's probably the LAFD one, since he wears his puma one more frequently

and bestie, YOU LOOKED GOOD

and chat was spamming, Y/NCHAMP

C!Punz

gives you his jewelry

he's REALLY rich, and will give you anything

but when you need to go out to a party or something like that, he just gives you his jewelry

need a ring, don't worry, take 5 rings for one hand

need a necklace, oh don't cry about it, let me get you a diamond one

you get what i'm putting down?

but when he sees you with it, his heart goes boing boing

C!Badboyhalo

let’s you decorate the egg

he never lets anyone touch the egg in anyway unless they wanted to join

the egg doesn't have an affect on you, he should kill you, but the egg doesn't mind you, and ordered him to not unalive you

but get this, when it's a special holiday, you actually decorate the egg

if it was christmas, you would put presents under it, and put tinsel EVERYWHERE

halloween would be spooky stuff, like jack-o-lanterns, skulls, and even multiple buckets of candy

the egg really likes it, and even bbh likes it, even though he's still iffy about you

Wilbur Soot

helps you play the guitar

he definitely tries to make you play internet ruined me, i'm in love with an e-girl, or your new boyfriend

and if the off chance he will try to make you play jubilee line, you do it so well

but before you practically mastered the art of the guitar, you used to mess up a lot

wilbur seriously had to take the guitar away from you for a week or more because you started to accidentally hurt your fingertips

Platonic!Ranboo

let’s you play with his gloves

when he’s streaming, without his facecam, you just randomly kick down the door, anime style, and sit next to him

and then when you get bored, you randomly fidget with his gloves

you obviously won’t take it off since he might be uncomfortable with it, but you’ll take the bottom of it, and just roll the material through your fingers

he just goes really soft

Platonic!Tommyinnit

he gives you his coke

honestly, when tommy gives you his coca cola, that just signifies your friendship more

it’s just really pog :]

he will only give you that, not wilbur, tubbo, or even philza

when he gives you it in front of chat, they just spam

“BESTIES FOR LIVERS” “I WANT MY FRIEND TO SHARE STUFF WITH ME”

Platonic!Tubbo

let’s you hold benson

it is the highest honor

he only lets his closest friends touch benson, and if you try to damage him at all, you're done for

but luckily, you don't

he gladly gives you benson, and you hold him very carefully

since he trusts you with benson, he gives you another benson, but obviously, you name it differently

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