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5onthe5 · 2 months
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If the multiverse is true then there is a universe your parents never met, and quite probably partnered with someone else. Which means that half of your genetic material is one place and the other half in another.
Meaning effectively you can be in two places at once
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Barry Trivers and Gerd Oswald dropping “The Conscience of the King” on December 8th of 1966, only to never elaborate on Tarsus IV and Kirk’s past there
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shima-draws · 2 days
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I’m still so mentally ill over the whole Luffy refusing to eat unless it’s Sanji’s food thing. Like. We KNOW how fucking feral over food Luffy is. He loves food and loves eating so much that he steals it off other people’s plates and out of their hands and is so impatient when it comes to meals that he’ll literally try and sneak into the kitchen to mooch before it’s ready. Or he’ll try to break into the refrigerator. I know Sanji mentioned putting a lock on it at some point bc Luffy literally wiped it clean. He will not hesitate to eat other people’s portions or literally an entire meal meant for a whole ship of people! He’s unbelievably selfish when it comes to food and that’s just SUCH a central part of his character that it’s become almost endearing. Even in Totto Land Luffy didn’t think for a second before devouring everything in sight, including an entire fucking HOUSE, regardless of the consequences or the people it might affect. Homie did not care!! He’s food driven first and foremost!!!
Until Sanji leaves him. Until he decides that eating—something that he loves and brings him comfort—isn’t WORTH it unless it’s Sanji’s food he’s eating. It’s been shown that Luffy has zero self restraint when it comes to food so the fact that he was SURROUNDED by food on all sides on a food themed island and utterly refused to partake in any of that? Even though he hates being hungry and will always make eating a priority over pretty much anything else?? The amount of willpower it must have taken for him to sit there and purposefully let himself starve, for SANJI. Even when food was offered to him conveniently (in the form of syrup rain) he stubbornly rejected that. Because it wasn’t Sanji’s food. Because it wasn’t Sanji who made it, who always puts so much thought and care into the food he makes, who always indulges Luffy and prepares extra because he knows how much Luffy eats and how much he loves to eat. Luffy literally took one of the most defining traits he has and tossed it out the window. For Sanji. I’m going to fucking blow up
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people who don’t watch supernatural will NEVER understand. you start a show when you’re in middle school thinking it was a famous show must be cool. then you learn there will be an angel. then you learn about destiel. but you haven’t finished season 1 yet. and you already ship them so much you go through the first seasons only to find out not only you ship destiel but you would also die if one of the two brothers died. then castiel makes the most breathtaking appearance ever. then you have to painfully watch them spin around each other without anything FUCKING HAPPENING DURING ALL THOSE YEARS. and you wake up one day. destiel is canon. but you will never know peace again. you are now haunted by the whole fucking show and all of the characters. you will never be the same. AND YOURE FUCKING TWENTY YEARS OLD CRYING ABOUT THAT SHOW YOU STARTED WHEN YOU WERE THIRTEEN
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shokuto · 11 months
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You ever think about the extent of Gwen’s feelings for Miles and just
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blue-likethebird · 9 months
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The explanation for why totk’s story is so Not Great and how disconnected from its predecessor it feels being that the devs didn’t want to alienate new players who didn’t know anything about botw’s story just falls apart the more I think about it. Nothing from this stupid half a plot works unless the player is familiar with specific details from the better games that came before it.
The believability of Link and Zelda’s connection to each other hinges on you knowing about the nuance of their relationship in botw. The ancient sages fighting with the champions’ arms and divine beast helms will only be impactful to botw/aoc players because totk doesn’t bother to explain the significance of that callback at all. Fi’s cameo is meaningless unless you either got every memory in botw or finished the master trial dlc (and know about her from skyward sword). You’ll only get the full context of Teba being sidelined in favour of a 12-year old if you played a specific chapter of Age of Calamity’s second DLC. Like sorry but I think Nintendo just made a bad story tbh
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celaenaeiln · 10 months
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Bruce: *sees a motorcade come up on his right* *ignores*
Timmy in the back eying the group suspiciously: ….
*tapping on glass*
Dick: B, there’s someone tapping on my side.
Bruce: Don’t roll the window down they could be-
Dick: *already rolling the window down* *GASP* ROMMEY?! ROMMEY! ROMMEY!!
A 45 yr old grizzled man with a smoker’s voice, nicknamed Rommey by Dick: heya Dickie, how it’s going kiddo.
Dick: ROMMEY IM SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
Another motorbiker with a full claw scar down his face: what about the rest of us, kid? Forget about us?
Dick: MANES! DERRICKA! IZZY!!
Derrick-I take down mercenaries for fun but let a kid I like call me DERRICKA-Rolan: You little shit, why’d we not hear from you after you fucked off to neverland huh?!
Isabella-what? Someone went missing? I had nothing to do with it, it’s total coincidence that I hated him-Hodges: Maybe he doesn’t like us, Der. That right, Dickie?
Dick: *flabbergasted* No!! It’s a long story! After I left I ran out of gas and then some girl crashed into my bike and sent it flying off the cliff but I dove off it first and then I had to walk to the nearest motel on bare feet because I gave her my shoes and then I met this half bear half man and I’ll be pleased to tell you that it was a beary bearable encounter once he got his bearings hahahahaha- *progressively climbing out of the car as the story goes on*
Bruce: Dick! Get back in the car! *having one hand on the steering wheel and grabbing the back of his shirt with the other to keep his wayward son from falling out*
Dick: Wait- *accidently twisting too far and nearly braining himself on the speeding asphalt*
Rommey: DICK!
Bruce: DICK!
Rommey, Derricka, Izzy, and Manes: *grabbing the front half to prevent Dick from becoming like two-face*
Bruce: *letting go of the wheel to grab Dick’s bottom half for the same reason*
Tim: *high pitched screaming from the back* DICK! Tₕₑ Wₕₑₑₗ! ₜₕₑ Wₕₑₑₗ!!!
Bruce: *struggling to pull his son in while the motorcade struggles to pull him out to sit on a bike thus leading to Dick hanging in limbo out the window of a car going 80mph on a freeway* GRAB THE WHEEL TIM
Tim: *sacrificing a few ribs on the edge of the front car seat* IM TRYING! I CANT REACH THE CRUISE CONTROL AND DONT LEAN BACK AND OH MY GOD SIGN POST! SIGN POST! THE POST! THE POSSSTTTTT!!!
Dick, Bruce, Tim, and motorcade: *furious screaming and shouting and panicking*
*2 hours later*
*Arriving at the manor*
Jason: damn what happened to you lot, you look like you went through hell and back.
Bruce and Tim: *drained, pale-faced, messy, sweating, and heaving*
Dick: *a curl of hair falling elegantly into his shining eyes* I just had the time of my life, Jay!
Jason who is well acquainted with Dick’s “Time of the life”s: ah. My condolences.
Tim: Never again. *flopping on the ground and cater-pilling his way up the stairs*
Damian: Father, this is such disgraceful attire! Fix yourself at once, mother would be embarrassed by such a visage! What in holy reincarnation have you been doing?!
Bruce: Never again, Dick.
Dick: it’s nothing Dami, they were just helping me.
Damian: Father, I am ashamed of you. Why must you devolve to such a state when you assist Grayson, he is perfectly capable of extraordinary feats without your input. I suggest you refrain from interfering with his success again.
Bruce:
Bruce: Damian, you-
Dick: Bruce. *smiling pleasantly*
Jason: *immediately sneaking off*
Bruce’s life momentarily flashing before his eyes: …..nothing. Go finish your homework. *trudging off to whine to Alfred about how no one’s gonna believe him*
Dick: *sincerely* what a great day! 😊
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puppyeared · 1 year
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Once upon a time
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puppydoggraham · 4 months
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My beef today is with people who legitimately think Will actually hates Hannibal and that hannigram is one sided
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m-o-o-n-f-i-r-e · 4 months
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my favorite type of ship is 100% the ones where they have unending love and devotion and trust for each other. would do anything for the other. would do whatever the other said without question because they know that whatever it is, their partner knows what they are doing and they would trust them with their life. they could move mountains with their love. they would kill for their love. they would do anything for their love. everyone in the room can see that they are connected on the deepest level and will never be separated. nothing can break them apart. they are always on the same level, they know every thought that goes through their lovers head. when they are in a room together they control everything that happens. when they are apart they would tear up the earth to find each other. they would kill god for their love and give gods throne to their love. that kind of love is the best shit
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seasidejuniper · 7 months
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After the battle, part 1
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selarina · 6 months
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Based on that post of hands I reblogged
You regret putting Iwaizumi Hajime onto reading, but he was so so eager when he first asked, and you are nothing if not indulgent with the man, so you gave him a quick few recommendations.
“Your favourites,” he had insisted, and you had always had this strange issue of telling people you love about the things you love in your head — scared they wouldn't love it as much as you, scared they would see you differently, scared. It's odd and Hajime would never even deign to do such a thing, but that’s how fears manifest when it comes to love — it’s irrational and strange but it comes from love.
On the other side, there is a strange satisfaction you feel, the satisfaction you feel comes from when people like it — when he likes your recommendations. Admittedly, he doesn't like all of it but he comments on every recommendation he reads, offering it up like a bouquet of his own musings, he offers it with a large amount of detail and care.
It makes you grin as you walk to office, as you sleep, as you eat — the unfailingly smile seems forever etched onto your face
Truth be told, Iwaizumi Hajime was a smart man, he’s not the smartest man out there — there is so much he doesn’t know about the universe, but he’s smart enough. But with you, he always fell short. And in a way, he liked it. He liked how he could not know a thing and rely on you knowing it for him. He likes how he can gloat about how you're working your prestigious job in the morning, and sleeping next to him at night. It's nice, but this time, it bothered him.
It was only further emphasised when he came to pick you up from a cafe one day. Beneath the sharp and bleak looking sun, Iwaizumi's discerning eyes chanced upon you. You seem engaged with a man he had never seen before.
Curiosity stirred within him. He racked his brain for the face, but the man isn't a co-worker nor a friend, or even family.
When you finally parted ways with the man, after a painstakingly good chunk of time, he asked you what that was about. And you told him that the man is from your bookclub and that the two of ran into each other and started discussing this month's read. And then you apologised for not noticing him, with a soft kiss on his cheeks.
He smiles, but that's the day he decided he would try reading as well, if only because you like it so much. There are parts of your world he's unfamiliar with, but he figured isn't that what being a boyfriend means? Bridging all the unfamiliars?
So, since that day, he started asking you for recommendations. He would take his time to read and give you his thoughts on them each time you asked.
It took him a while to read books. He won't lie. The last time he picked up novels was for school, but once he got the routine of it, he likes it. It's nice.
There have always days when you would read as he laid on your lap as your hands, gentle and practiced, carded through his hair. It always managed to lull him to sleep. But now, there are days when he gets to watch you fall asleep. He gets to run his fingers down your sleepy face, as he tries and tries to focus on his book, with a sense of Sisyphean futility.
You offered him drowsy giggles and commentaries invariably lured him away from the words on his book. He thinks there's truly nothing like it. He thinks it's why you liked to do it so much.
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sunglassesmish · 7 months
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yourlittlettoy · 9 months
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Hi friends! Once again here using my Tumblr like a traditional blog where u share thoughts and updates and stuff haha.
Sorry for being gone for a bit, life was BUSY with plans and now I’m finally back home from a little trip visiting a lovely friend of mine (photos for visual-aid of said trip 😉😇). God I love summer and sunshine!! ☀️☺️🌊🚤🍉
So due to being less active, I did build up quite a bit of notification and message debt. Wanted to take a quick moment and say that unfortunately there is no shot I’ll be able to catch up on all of it in terms of responding to everything, even though I usually really like to stay on top of that; especially with tags and reblogs and comments on my posts! However, I did read and see everything that I’ve missed.
So to all of u that interacted while I was gone: the satisfaction from flustering some of you was absolutely enjoyed 😉~ and on the flip side the backfire from your teasy comments has also been suffered hahaha 🙈. Either way you already know I love seeing interactions from you guys and I’m just so THANKFUL TO HAVE HAD SO MANY TO CATCH UP ON 🥰 sorry again I can’t always be reciprocal, but please know that I adore all of you and am enjoying the heck out of being in your presences with or without direct line of conversation!
Anyway, if it wasn’t clear enough by now, I think the world of u community pals and I hope you all have a day as lovely and awesome as you! (Very lovely and awesome, to clarify haha)
Stay precious 😘💕
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youmearepeaches · 9 months
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mourning the loss of my fave character 💔
photo by therealalexcason
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laniidae-passerine · 5 months
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I made my post about Dean Highbottom and then as I was writing my tags realised that his Hunger Games counterpart is Haymitch. and now my head is in my hands and I don’t think I’ll ever recover
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