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#not an au just more like incorrect quotes
luuxxart · 3 months
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it’s always sunny in the takeba family
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 2 months
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CROW: suddenly there came a swaggin
CROW: as of someone gangsta rappin
CROW: rappin at my chamber door
CROW: quoth the strider swag galore
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kakashi: i’m just worried about whether or not sasuke will turn out okay
gai: *looks at naruto and sasuke*
gai: *looks at himself and kakashi*
gai: yeah i think they’ll be okay
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xysidhe · 2 years
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On the topic of Regulus' patronus, since I won't let this die until I see it in a fic even if I have to write it myself.
Regulus: Why can't I get this bloody charm to work
Remus: Happy thoughts, Reg. Happy thoughts.
Regulus: What part of my upbringing gave you the illusion I have those?
Remus: Happy. Thoughts
Peter: Think like that fairy! Tonker Bells!
Remus: Tinker Bell. Purebloods.
Regulus: Could you two stop arguing over muggle cartoons so I can focus!
Regulus: Expecto Patronum!
Sirius: Bloody hell Reggie, is that a lion?
Regulus: Oh.
James: Oh.
Remus: He's beautiful Reg, what are you going to name him?
Regulus: Helios
Sirius: You're going to name your patronus after the sun?
Regulus: It keeps to the family theme doesn't it?
Sirius: Mother would have a fit. Looks like both her sons are more Gryffindor than Black. This is bloody brilliant! Told you Reggie, you should've been sorted into Gryffindor!
James: I think his patronus is perfect for him.
Regulus: I think so too.
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heckinghellck · 5 months
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Horror: WHO ATE MY BREAD?!
Horror: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-
Dust: I did?
Horror: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today Dust.
Horror: *walks away*
Dust:
Dust: He's gone Killer
Killer, coming out of the closet with bread stuffed in his mouth: Twankh uh!
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can-of-pringles · 2 years
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[Peter and El at the pet store]
Peter: You can get them as long as they don't eat my spiders.
El holding a couple of pet rats: :D
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shoechoe · 1 year
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the fact that a large portion of Vento Aureo fans mostly just like la squadra is kinda weird to me. it's like we're looking at the same picture but we enjoy completely different things about it
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winterwrites23 · 9 months
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SoT as incorrect quotes based on @atsushis-fangs series part 1:
Seán: *is being oblivious like always*
Malcolm: damn, you're so oblivious, it's a wonder how you've even managed to survive this long. Were you dropped on your head as a baby?
*Flashback to Ireland proudly showing a baby North off to his brothers for the very first time holding him the same way Rafiki held Simba before accidentally dropping him on his head and panicking.*
Seán quietly: No.
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Andrew: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions Angus?
Angus: No.
Andrew: Oh...
Seán: I do!
Andrew: I know Seán.
Seán: I'm sad...
Andrew: I know Seán.
*You could also do this with Callum*
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*Seán whenever the clan were being assholes and he decides to be dramatic about it:* I am disgusted! I am revolted! I've spent 20 years of my life helping you out and THIS is the thanks I get!!!
*Proceeds to disappear within his pile of blankets.
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*Based on Andrew and Seán's argument scene.*
Seán: THAT'S WHY YOUR SHOES RAGGEDY!!!
Andrew: That's why your momma's dead.
Seán: 🗿
Andrew: Dead as hell.
Seán: 🗿
Andrew: What kinda shoes she got on?
Seán: 🗿
Andrew: What shoes she got on in her casket?
Seán: 🗿
Andrew: That's why your grandmommy ain't got no knees.
Seán: 🗿
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*Based on when Ireland and Scotland find out that North had been teleported somewhere.*
*Scotland slowly backing away from Ireland because he knows that Ireland probably isn't too happy with him at the moment.*
*Ireland smiling like a serial killer:* Scotland. Where are you going???
Scotland: *Starts booking it out of the train.*
*Ireland's head twitches slightly and his smile widenes; says calmly:* Seize him.
*A flock of seagulls descend on Scotland screeching and pecking him.*
Scotland: *Screams.*
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The last one is based on a short by NaturalHabitatShorts on YouTube:
-Anonymous A
Omfg these are golden and totally on point 😂😂😂😂
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the-city-kitty · 1 year
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NIY!Raph: *goes about his daily routine, training, lifting weights, etc. absolutely does not notice the multiple throwing knives, Ninja stars, and the straight up tomahawk that all miraculously did not hit him today*
NIY!Raph: Hey where’d all these holes in the walls come from?
NIY!Leo, from a distance: How the hell do I keep missing the bastard!?
NIY!Donnie: *has been running around with a giant cartoon magnet and averting all of Leo’s assassination attempts all day*
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fizzy0bloom · 11 months
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freddy : Alright, suit choice number six
foxy : Babe, you look super hot
freddy : You realize you’ve said that about the last five suits?
foxy : Well, you’ve looked hot in them all! ‘Cause you are super hot. Honestly, babe, you’d look hot naked
credit to @hazbinhotel-incorrect
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bespectacled-bookwyrm · 2 months
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Hangman's Way AU: Incorrect Quote 1
Colress: There’s no way you can meet my standards, Silver Spoon!
Grimsley: I have honey.
Colress, internally: FUCK he's meeting all of my standards!
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starry-bi-sky · 6 days
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Danyal Al Ghul: Incorrect Quotes and Miscellaneous Thoughts
Incorrect quotes-style snippets specifically for my danyal al ghul au here (which i really need to come up with a unique au name for atp). Because I thought it'd be funny. And also some miscellaneous headcanons thrown into the mix. Some context for the au: - Danyal is 5 years older than Damian (so 10 and 15) - Danny faked his death when he was 10. Talia knows and helped him with it. - Jazz, Sam, and Tucker do not know he's an ex-assassin.
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Danny, dryly tapping his temple: I have, as the Americans say, irreparable psychological damage, right here.
Jazz, an older sibling first and foremost: well, it's good that you're self-aware.
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Danny, aged 10, in the American foster planning to just age out of the system: *emanating Bad Vibes. Pure, Little Orphan Tom Riddle Energy*
Jazz, aged 12, coming in to adopt a new sibling with her parents: Him. This is my brother now :)
Danny: ...what
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Lilo and Stitch is Danny's favorite Disney movie. He watched it when he was 11 with Jazz when she was attempting to connect with him, and by this point Danny was becoming receptive to her efforts. They had a movie marathon in the living room one night.
Safe to say? It resonated with his little 11 year old heart strongly, and he related very strongly with both Nani and Stitch. He got unexpectedly emotional and hid in his room for the rest of the night. Jazz felt really bad, but it had the intended (but kinda unexpected) effect of him trying to be nicer to her afterwards.
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Dash, aged 12, causing trouble again and getting intercepted by Danny: *scaling up a desk* AHHHHH! GET YOUR LITTLE FREAK, FOLEY!
Tucker: Hey! Danny is not a freak!
Dash: GET HIM TO BACK OFF
Tucker, was the kid Dash was messing with: ....whats in it for me
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Danny, saying some questionably immoral shit: What. Why are you looking at me like that.
Tucker: Bro. I mean this as kindly as possible; what the fuck?
Sam: yeah, I'm with Tuck on this one.
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Danny, ranting about Vlad: if it weren't for the laws of this land, I would have slaughtered him
Sam, painting his nails black: I'm pretty sure you'd slaughter him regardless of the laws of the land -- and quit moving, you're gonna mess me up.
Tucker: we've literally seen you debate yourself about this, Dan
Danny: ...you are correct, but it is the principle of things.
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Vlad: I have experience my child, and the money and power attained through using those powers for personal gain, you say. I could train you, teach you everything I know! And all you have to do is renounce that idiot adoptive father of yours.
Danny, was already contemplating committing a Violence: ....
Danny, internally: I'm going to stab him *turns into Phantom*
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Funny contrast I realized between Danyal and Vlad that iirc I haven't pointed out yet is that imo, Danyal doesn't rely on his powers nearly half as much as canon Danny does. He falls back instinctually on his League training, and thus sometimes forgets to use his powers in battle. This was prevalent especially early on when he was still getting used to the whole 'halfa' thing.
He incorporates them more often after a year, but still for the most part relies on his own physical hand-to-hand combat. He trusts those skills much more than he does his powers. I'm not sure where he is on a technical level compared to canon, but just to stay safe I'll say he's similar in power skill as canon Danny. Perhaps a little more finessed than him because his League training would probably have him trying to figure out his powers as soon as possible.
But in summary? Danny is strong in hand-to-hand combat, weak in powerset.
Meanwhile Vlad is the opposite. I can't recall if he even knows hand-to-hand in canon, but it makes total sense to me that Vlad Masters wouldn't because he's so confident in his monetary influence and ghost abilities that he sees no need for it.
And he's kinda got some merit behind it. He's very powerful and has 20 years of experience to experiment and fine tune his powers. He's got bite to follow up his bark. He's perfected long-range combat and his ability to phase through walls makes it impossible to corner him, but if you can manage it, then one good hit could probably knock him on his ass.
So in summary, Vlad is strong in powerset, weak in hand-to-hand combat.
And it casts a good contrast between the two of them in that regard. Danny, as a fellow halfa, can follow Vlad when he phases through walls and is fast enough to land a hit on him. His league training as an assassin, albeit rusty, is still deep ingrained enough in him that he can hold up as a rather veritable threat against Vlad without needing his powers.
But Vlad can force Danny to use his powers more often through use of his own. The duplication is the first thing to come to mind: Danny's fast enough to dispel them on his own without powers, and smart enough that he could figure out who the real one is if given a few minute. But that's not always efficient enough.
Good foils for each other that way. Also Vlad's Plasmius design mimics Ra's juuust enough that he looks like Ra's knockoff loser second cousin no one talks about, which only fuels Danny's hatred.
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Danny, ranting about Vlad for the first time: --and it's only made worse by the fact that the little ingrate resembles a cheap knock-off of my grandfather!--
Sam, choking on her water: he what--
Tucker, doing a spittake: HE DOES?
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luxthestrange · 7 months
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KNY Incorrect quotes#60 Batman Who?
Adopting Au...Giyuu Tomioka instead of slaying Rui...He took him in Like with the Kamados...
Rui*Running towards Giyuu* Baba, I've brought a new member into the family. Her name is Ryder The Spider. Would you like to hold her?
Giyuu, who's scared out of his skin of Spiders: yes
Rui*Gleams seeing him hold Ryder and looks innocently at you*Excellent. Mama?
Hashira!Y/n, who's even MORE scared: yes my precious child of course
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Giyuu is just adopted by kids all around him...might as well adopt one to change things abit-
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ynbabe · 5 months
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bffs with the rookies- incorrect quotes 1!
Just a lil sum sum to show more abt the relationships in the AU
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Y/N: A stake to the heart won't kill a vampire if their tits are big enough. Oscar: Yeah, you just catch it. Logan: Nah nah nah, deflects it. Stake? Just bounces right off. Done. Back to doing hot girl shit. Arthur: Then I just use a spear instead. Y/N: You are trying so hard to kill a vampire with big bazongas, and for what? Why would you do that to the ecosystem?
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Oscar: It’s Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?! Logan: Merry crisis. Arthur: Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way. Y/N: Hoe hoe hoe. Oscar: Guys, please.
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Oscar: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Logan? Logan: Arthur, easily. Arthur, laughing: What the fuck, man. Logan: Well, Y/N would be too easy. She’d probably be into it. Y/N, now standing in the doorway: What the fuck, man!?
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Logan: How do I ask someone out? Y/N: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two. Logan: No! Arthur: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car. Logan: Stop! Oscar: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream. Logan: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.
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Y/N: Fight me! Arthur: Ha, look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle? *Later* Logan: Why is Arthur crying? Oscar: Y/N kicked him really hard on the ankle.
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Y/N, to Oscar: When was the last time you let someone hug you? Oscar: *thinking* Oscar: 2012. Arthur: 2012…? Oscar: Yeah. I almost died and it really freaked Logan out so I let him hug me.
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Lando: You know what? Lando: When I joined this friend group I thought you guys would be dealing with my bullshit. *Y/N, Arthur and Oscar continue screaming about mold water* Lando:Not the other way around. Logan: I dunno, sounds like you need to drink the mold water.
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Lando: Mice are having sex in my walls. Arthur: Tattletale! Logan: You're just being ungrateful. Y/N: It's their home too, you know. Oscar: So what? Don't slutshame them. Lando: The mice are fucking AND now I'm getting heckled.
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Oscar: Team A will consist of myself, Arthur, Lando, and Logan. Oscar: Team B will consist of Y/N, cause she scares me.
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How Lando and Y/n became friends:
Logan: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like- Logan, to Arthur: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual. Y/N, to Lando: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire. Oscar: There are two types of people.
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Charles: I’m not mad, I just need to know why you two had a fake ID. Arthur: *Incoherent mumbling* Charles: Huh? Y/n: …You need to be 18 to hold the puppies at PetCo.
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Charles (brainstorming ideas for pranking Max): How much could a serial killer mask possibly cost? Y/n: Well it’s hard to find a high-quality one made out of leather or silicone, but if you did find a good one like that it’d be a couple thousands of dollars. I can try to hook you up with one but I don’t know if I’d be very successful. Charles: Huh, that’s pretty interesting actually- Wait, how the hell do you know that? Y/n: …I am very passionate about Halloween, Charles.
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Y/n: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts! Arthur, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack. Y/n, deadpanning at Arthur Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.
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Arthur, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs? Charles: It means like in hand-to-hand combat. Arthur: Ohhhh- Y/n: Both of you get out of this kitchen.
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Logan: Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart? Y/n For the love of all that is holy, I am not taking you to McDonalds. It’s 2am! Logan: Mean.
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Y/n: Dumbest scar stories, go! Oscar: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. Charles: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it. Logan: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. Arthur: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn. Max: Max: I have emotional scars.
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When Max and Charles got spam called by Y/n and the group after their party:
Max: I CAN'T DO IT! Charles, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER! Max: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE Lando: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US. Max: Max: I appreciate it, Max: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH- Charles: Max- Max: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! Lando: Max we gotta- Max: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. Max: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?' Max, motioning to Y/n, Oscar, Arthur and Logan: NOT FUCKING THIS
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taergalive · 16 days
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Even MORE Incorrect Radioapple Quotes I cannot be stopped I'm a force to be reckoned with.
Alastor: Awww. I was hoping we’d teleport under an immovable pile of rubble and debris. Trapped for weeks, we’d be forced to resort to cannibalism just to survive. Lucifer: You keep coming up with creepy disaster scenarios that always end with you eating me, Al. It’s getting annoying. Alastor: If you don’t like it, then stop looking so damn tasty.
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Lucifer: “Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.” -Milton Alastor: “Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.” -David Byrne
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Alastor: One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition. Lucifer: Remind me to refill your prescriptions.
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Lucifer: Vox is naked! Alastor: I'm doing everything I can not to think about that. Lucifer: Au naturel! Alastor: You're not helping! Lucifer: In the raw! Alastor: La la la la la, I'm not listening! Lucifer: In the buff! In his birthday suit! Alastor: SHADDUP! Lucifer: ...nude.
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Lucifer: Want to play doctor, Al? Alastor: For the last time, Luci, no! I- oh, with the monster. Sure.
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Lucifer: "Non-mafia-owned casino destroyed by mysterious explosion." Alastor: Mysterious? I gave my name to reporters and even posed for pictures! Lucifer: Sometimes blowing something up is its own reward, Al.
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giraffeboat · 3 months
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Hello!! I don't usually post stuff on this blog but I just wanted to ask
How's the Sanders Sides fandom doing??
Are we still alive?? Cause while I left the fandom some time ago (after being completely immersed for 3 years) I recently found myself coming back into it and I'm really sad to find not a lot of creators or new content recently. I know that there hasn't been lotsa canon content but c'mon guys!
Where are the aus, comics, animatics?? Incorrect quotes?? Fanfics?? You can't tell me I'm the only one who misses the booming community! It really felt like a family back then and I really miss that, it seems not so many people are into it, or even find it cringe!
Honestly for a while, I did too, but then I realised, do I find it cringe, or do I not want people to think I'm cringe cause I like it?? And hey, it makes me happy, so why not??
Or maybe I'm not looking hard enough and it's still alive? Anyways it's evident that it's not as big as it used to be, and that's really sad!
I'd love to see that community once more and sincerely hope it sticks around! I wonder if there's anything the tss community can to to kickstart the fandom and get it up and running again!
Anyways, thanks for reading if ya read this far :)
Edit: Glad to see it's not as dead as I thought, Hey, been seein some, so why don't you use the replies n reblogs of this post to do a lil self promo for your sanders sides content, perhaps share some of your favourite blogs, writers and artists in the comments so we can see :)
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