Feyre: I bought him a new outfit! He looks so damn adorable!
Rhys: awwww let me see! Where is he?
Feyre: CASS COME HERE!
Cass: *struts in wearing a bat onesie and pink cowboy boots*
Rhys: ..feyre..darling..where’s our ACTUAL son?!
Nyx: *struts in wearing a matching bat onesie and pink cowboy boots*
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everyone loves to talk big game about how they hate carceralism and punitive justice until it comes to the topic of sexual violence in which case half of the prison abolitionists will revert immediately to being constitutional literalists for the code of hammurabi without missing a beat--good thing that the accusation of sexual violence hasn't been historically leveraged against people of colour or gay people or trans women or anything or this capitulation to kneejerk reaction would be uhhh pretty bad!
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Right in the gate, this is probably unexpected from me. But i have an AU brewing in my head where practically everything is the same except Asha DID become Magnificos' apprentice, learning some magic from him, meanwhile watching magnificos descent into power fueled madness before taking action against him in similar fashion to the film. Star is still there. She just knows more about magic in this one. For fun.
I thought a good way to show this idea was to give her a similar color pallete to the king and queen. Anyways. Enjoy :,]
(As always, reblogs are greatly appreciated)
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doug eiffel (born december 25th) (christmas hater) (star wars fan) (celebrates star wars day) vs. renée minkowski (born may 4th) (has never seen star wars) (doesn't care) (christmas enthusiast) (eiffel has never experienced a greater injustice in his life)
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I can't tell which one is funnier. Dick borrowing Bruce's credit card to give Wally's twins full college tuitions as a baby shower present or Donna giving infants enchanted battle armor.
Either way, 10/10 god parents right there.
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Can't believe I finally made a new character that is... Actually new and not Ray and/or Drago in a different setting lmao
He's an Astromancer for our new DnD campaign, some random info under the cut
Disguises as a high elf via a handy magical illusion thanks to an enchanted ring and necklace, and goes by the name Rovan when as such
Also goes by "he" while in disguise, but normally uses they/it as well, doesn't really care which are used
Astromancer, so... space magic. Ended up being a spellblade with teleportation powers and also... Fire. So much starfire.
The glowing patterns on his body shift and change by will or as a reaction to various things, much like those of "our" cephalopods; they're bioluminescent and are way more noticeable in the dark, though the intensity and hue can change
Glasses also act as sunglasses when out and about during the day, as its eyes are sensitive to sunlight, and it generally keeps its body mostly covered as well
Would probably be called a nerd
Is trying to help investigate a series of murders in a town along with the rest of the group, since they were asked for help by the locals
Locals who heard rumors that the group helped uncover a cult a few years ago, which was literally accidental on their part, they were all in the wrong place, wrong time, don't really know each other and went their separate ways afterwards, no one actually is good at solving crimes
No one in the group knows that the elf is not, in fact, an elf
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i'm going to be real pathetic and borderline delusional here for two secs but ferrari really felt like Ferrari today i know this is going to sound really suspicious coming from a Known Sainz Hater but i don't even mean it like that. i just mean that they found themselves in a very difficult situation and they coped brilliantly as a team. coaching an 18 year old through his first ever f1 race with this little time to prepare is no joke and every single person in the team pulled their weight. john elkann's 'family' comment really describes it perfectly imho i think they are building something beautiful
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